Funny SMS Messages - Plz Ignore Mat Kerna.

Son : Mom, Teacher Was Asking Me 2day

If U Have Any Bro Or Sis Who Will Be Coming To School

Mom : Dats Nice Of Her To Take Such Intrest In You.

So What Did She Say When U Told Her That Youre The Onlu Child

My Dear?


Son : She Just Said ... Thank Goodness

Funny SMS Messages - ''You are equal to sixty james bond!

3 aalsi kamchor mil k khana kha

rhe the,

.

namak kam lga...

.

1 bola "Jo pehle bolega wo namak layega...

.

Sb baithe rahe...

.

Na koi bola, na kisi n khaya,

. 3 din aise hi guzr gye,

tino behosh ho gye...

Logo ne socha ye mar chuke hain..

Jb phle wale ko dafnanay lge to

wo bola "Oye me zinda hu"

Baki dono bole "Chal beta namak le k aa:)

Funny SMS Messages - ~SPORTS NEWS~

New rules of life for 2008

1. Haste Rehne ka.

2. Tension nai leneka.

3. B positive, eat positive, sleep positive

4. Mast rehneka.

5. Har problem ko solve kernay ka.

6. Friend k sath lifetime friendship account kholnay ka


7. Mujhko yaad rakhnay ka

Aur mujhey sms kertay rehnay ka.

Funny SMS Messages - =|

Beemar shohar:


MuJhe Janwron k doctor k pass le Jao..

Biwi: Wo kiun..?

Shohar: Roz subah ''Murghe ki trah uth jata hun,

''Ghore ki trah bhag k ofice jata hun,

ghaday ki trah kaam krta

hun,

Ghar aa k sub par kutte ki trah bhonkta hun,

Aur

Raat ko ''Bhains k sath so jata hun..

Funny SMS Messages - Dekh0 bacho apnay mulk k halaa

Evolution Of Man

Shadi se pehle - Hero #1

Shadi k Baad? Qulie #1

Shadi se pehle - Mene Pyar Kia

Shadi k Baad - Ye Mene Kia Kia

Shaadi Se Pehle - Jaan Mat Jao

Shaadi K Baad - Jaan Mat Khao

Shaadi Se Pehle - Tum Bin Raha Na Jaye


Shaadi K Baad - Tum Ko Saha Na Jaye

Shaadi Se Pehle - Kuch Tou Bolo

Shaadi K Baad - Kabhi Chup Bhi Tou Ho Lo

Shaadi Se Pehle - I Love U

Shaadi K Baad - Aaj Phir Aalo

Shaadi Se Pehle - Milne Kab Aaogi

Shaadi K Baad - Maike Kab Jaogi . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - ''Neem k 4 patte lo

This poem was nominated 4 best poem of 2005,


written by an African child:

When i born, i black.

When i grow up, i black. When i go in sun, i black.

When i get cold i black. When i scared, i black. When i sick, i black & when i die, i still black.

And u White fellas:

When u born, u pink. When u grow up, u white. When u go in sun, u red. When u cold, u blue. When u scared, u yellow. When u sick, u green. When u die, u grey,

But u call me colored . . . ;->

Love SMS Messages - middle class boy asks his high class girlfriend

WE All Want To Fall In LOVE . . .

Why ? ? ?


Bcoz That Experience Makes Us Feel Completely Alive

Where Every Scene Is Heightend, Every Emotion Is Magnified, Our Everyday Reality Is Shattered & We Are Flying Into Heavens. It May Only Last A Moment, An Hour, An Afternoon, But that Doesn’t Diminsh It’s Value

Bcoz

We Are Left With Memories That We Treasure For The Rest For Our Life