Funny SMS Messages - memon se farishty ne pucha

memon se farishty ne pucha

1 Memon se marny k Baad farishty ne Pucha:

''''koi naiki ki thi Duniya mein?

Memon: "haan aik faqeer ko 1 Rupiya dia tha, 1 Masjid mein 1 lota Rakhwaya tha, 1 Hospital ko 5 Rupay diye thay, farishtay ne kaha,

Ye lay apne 6 Rupay, Lota Pakarr aur Dozakh mein chal Shabash.

Funny SMS Messages - Biscuit walay ka love letter..

''1BOY APNI DOR KI ANTI K GHAR GYA.


USY KAFI DAIR HO GAI,ANTI NE KHA BETA AJ TM GUDDO K PAS SO JAO.

BOY;RHNY DAIN MAIN BAHIR SOFY

PR HI SO JATA HON.

NEXT MORNING AK KHUBSORST GIRL

CHAYE LAI,

BOY; TM KON HO,

GIRL;MAIN GUDDO

AP KON?

BOY;MAIN ULLU DA PTHA.

HA.......''

Funny SMS Messages - father watching fashiontv

Aap Q Pareshaan Hain...???

Kia Aap Ko Theek Terha Se Neend Nahi Aati...

Kia Raat Ko Sote Main

Jaag Jate Hain

Kia Raat Ko jaagne Ki Waja Se

Aap Ko Baar Baar Rona Bhi Parta Hai ???

Ab Mazeed Pareshaani Ki Zarurat Nahi

Kion K Hum Laaye Hain

Sirf Aap K Liye.....

PAMPERS Twin Pack

Ab Sirf 169 Rs/- Main

Chain Se Sona Khoob Barhna... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Man , Mistri G ,

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

Funny SMS Messages - Jahan ki khilwat mei zulul nai ayega,

Mumbai attacks kay baad Pakistan ne bhi India ko apni "MOST WANTED" LIST bhej di hay......

SINDH demands "KATRINA KAIF"

PUNJAB demand "PRIYANKA CHOPRA"

BALOCHISTAN demands "KAREENA KAPOOR"

NWFP desperatly and urgently wants "SHAHID

KAPOOR"

Geo

pathano Geo

Funny SMS Messages - a prayer 2 bless ur

5 Signs U Need To Be A Taliban:

1. U Have More Wives Than Teeth

A2. U Own A $5000 Rocket Launcher But Can''t Afford Shoes.

3. U Refine Heroin But Haue A Moral Objection To Beer.


4. U Think Vests Come In 2 Sttyles : Bullet Proof And Suicide.

And Most Significantly !

5. U Wipe Your Arse With A Stonee....

Funny SMS Messages - What Happens If An Axe Falls On Your Car .... ?

"TUM Hi TUM HO"

Hansny Main

Rony Main

Jagny Main

Sony Main

Pany Main

Khony Main

KOYAL Ki Koo Koo Main

Pholon Ki Khushbu Main

Gaaon Ki Gori Main

Aatay Ki Bori Main

ABBA Ki Daant Main

TariQ Road Ki Chaat Main

AMMAA Ki Pitai Main

DiL Pasand Ki Mithai Main

Jhooty Ki Sachai Main

Is DiL Ki Gehrai Main

PYAR Ki Nishani Main

Student Ki Biryani Main

Chai K Hotel Main

7up Ki Bottle Main

Karli K Saahil Main

Or,

Mere MOBiLE Main

"TUM Hi TUM HO''

Funny SMS Messages - google khan

Four guys

1 from Harward:

1 Oxford

1 Texas

&

a Sardar from Pujab university

1 common question:


What is the fastest thing in world?

Oxford:Light

Harvard:Thought

Texas:Blink of an eye

Sardar:It’s loose motions,

because last night I was lying in my bed

& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,

it was over!

Love SMS Messages - Heart Relax In

If I could have just one wish,

I would wish to wake up everyday

to the sound of your breath on my neck,

the warmth of your lips on my cheek,

the touch of your fingers on my skin,

and the feel of your heart beating with mine…

Knowing that I could never find that feeling

with anyone other than you.

Love SMS Messages - Two and two makes

Koi tumse puche kon hoon main
Tum keh dena koi khaas nahi
Ek dost hai kacha paka sa
Ek jhoot hai aadha sacha sa
Ek khuwab adhoora poora sa
...Ek phooL hai rookha sookha sa
Ek sapna hai bin socha sa
Ek apna hai an dekha sa
Ek rishta hai an jana sa
Haqiqat men afsana sa
Kuch pagaL sa deewana sa
Bas ek bahana achha sa
Jeevan ka aisa sathi hai
Jo door ho k bhi paas nhi
Koi Tumse puche kon hoon main?
Tum keh dena koi khaas Nahi.

Funny SMS Messages - Khudi Ko Kr HaseeN Itna

3 aalsi kamchor mil k khana kha

rhe the,

.

namak kam lga...

.

1 bola "Jo pehle bolega wo namak layega...

.

Sb baithe rahe...

.

Na koi bola, na kisi n khaya,

. 3 din aise hi guzr gye,

tino behosh ho gye...

Logo ne socha ye mar chuke hain..

Jb phle wale ko dafnanay lge to

wo bola "Oye me zinda hu"

Baki dono bole "Chal beta namak le k aa:)

Funny SMS Messages - ''THE JANAZA OF MAHBOOB NIKLA

After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.

Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?

Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.

Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?

Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.

Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?

Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.

Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.

Funny SMS Messages - lati hy mohabbat

Dawn Newspaper Jul 2018

Headlines :

President General Kayani Decides To Remove His Uniform.

Pak Loses Cricket Series Against Hong Kong.

Shaikh Rasheed Decides To Join Mma.

President General Kayani To Visit Neigbour Country Balochland.

Meera''s 25th Birthday.

Seminar On 9th Death Aniversary Of Choudry Brothers.

Will Osama Be Captured ?

Shoaib Completes His 12 Years Ban.

Imran Khan Still Not Satisfied.

Pak Rs 178= 1$

Petrol 1 Ltr=Rs470

Love SMS Messages - The rock is so high

Tere IsHQ ne Bakhshi Hai Ye Soghat Musalsal,

Tera zikar Hamesha Teri Baat Musalsal,

Ek Muddat Hoi Tere Baam O dar se Nikle,

Rehti Hai phir B Tujh se Mulaqat Musalsal,

DiL Lagi, DiL ki Lagi Ban jati Hai,

jab Tasawwur Main Guzarti Hai Raat Musalsal,

jab saY dekha zulf e preshan ka Aalam,

UljhaY Howe Rehte Hain Mere Din Raat Musalsal,

Main Muhabbat Main Us Mqaam pe pohncha Hon jahan,

Meri zaat Main Rehti Hai teri zaat Musalsal...

Funny SMS Messages - Remix Version of TWIST.

Judge, Mujrim Se, Batao Tumari Akhari Kwaish Kia Hai ?

Mujrim,

Aik Mob Nokia N73

5 Karror Rupay

Apki Beti Se Shadi,

USA Ka Viza,

2 Saal Ka Hanimon,

6 7 Bachay Jo Apko Nana Nana Kahe Aur Mujhe Papa,

Un Ki Shadi Karwa Dun Us K Bad Ap Jo Fasila Do Mujhe Manzor Hoga..

Love SMS Messages - Friend Sms

Friend Sms

let
“me‚
show
you..
the
best picture..
in
the world..
()‚‚() ()‚()
( ,o ) ( o,)
(,) (,) (,) (,)
=hum tum=
friends.

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I'm giving to you a bird of friendship
now its ur responsibility to care it.

Funny SMS Messages - If You Love

Aik Admi Apnee Biwi K Hr Kam Me Nuks Nikalta Tha

Agar Wo Anda Boil Ker Dati Tu Kehta K Fry Kerna Tha

Agar Fry Krti To Kehta K Boil

Kerna Tha

Aik Din Biwi Ne Dono Bana Liye

Pehle Tu Wo Dono Andoon Ko Ghour Say Dekhta Raha

Phir Kehnay Laga ..

"Tumhay Akal Kaab Aiy Gee .. Jis Anday Ko Fry Kerna Tha Us Ko Boil Ker Dia Aur Jis Ko

Boil Kerna Tha Us Ko Fry.. " . . . . . . . ["!"]

Funny SMS Messages - Buyer To Seller : Is It Pure Honey ?

A man loses everything bcoz of drinking; He sees empty beer botles & smashes d 1st one swearing

"u r d reason i dont have a wife",

Smashes 2nd one saying "u r d reason i dont have a job."

Picks up 3rd bottle & notices its sealed & full of beer, he says

"STAND ASIDE, I KNOW U R NOT INVOLVED!!"

Friendship SMS Messages - P E O P L E Come To

Light, Love, and Laughter...

A friend is light,

bright enough to conquer

the darkness of broken heart,


bringing sunshine to the soul,

making the whole world seem bright and hopeful.

A friend is love,

a special blessing from above,

bringing warmth to a heart grown cold,

making life a grand and exciting adventure.

A friend is laughter,

a gift of joy,

leaving behind a smile

and erasing all traces of woe,


making everything seem shiny and new.

Funny SMS Messages - sardar ka radio

4 guys


1 4rm HARVARD

2 4rm OXFORD

3 4rm TEXAS

4 Sardar 4rm punjab university

1 Question

what is th fastest thing in world?

OXFORD: light

HARVARD: thought

TEXAS: blink of an eye

Sardar: its loose motions


bcz

last night i was lying in my bed

n

b4 i could blink,think or turn on th lights,

it was over!

Funny SMS Messages - Please Spread It Into

ek teacher se puchha gaya ki wo apne bachho ko kya padhate hai?


teacher ne bade aaram se ans diya-

pahle to mai unhe batata hu ki mai kya batyane wala hu,

fir jo batana hota hai mai unhe bata deta hu,

or ant me,mai unhe ye batata hu ki maine unhe kya bataya hai

Funny SMS Messages - Today is Newspaper,

Wo listen listen likhti rahi, mei lesson lesson perhta raha

Wo dream dream likhti rahi, mei drum drum perhta raha

Wo call me call me likhti rahi, mei kill me kill me perhta raha

Wo date date likhti rahi, mei dot dot perhta raha

Wo meet meet likhti rahi, mei mat mat perhta raha

Wo Love Love likhti rahi, mei leave leave parhta raha

Wo shadi kar k chali gai, main language course karta raha''

Friendship SMS Messages - Humari aapki dosti

Tu door hai mujh sey, per paa$ bhi hai ,,

Teri kami main kahin , tera ehsaa$ bhi hai..

Tujh $ey Do$t hain laakhon, jahan main merey,

Per tu Do$t bhi hai, aur khaa$ bhi hai ..

Tuney Khu$hiyan mujhey itni di hain keh aaj,,

Tujhey khoney ka dil main ehsaa$ bhi hai ...

KHUDA ne yuun nawaza, teri Do$ti se mujhey,,

Keh mujhey khud pe gumaan hai, aur naaz bhi hai.....

Break Up SMS Messages - Jisnay Thoray Waaday Jisnay Toora Dil

kuch khud b thay afsurda say,,

kuch tum b hum say rooth gaye,,


kuch khud hi zzakhm k aadi thay,,

kuch sheeshay hath say choot gaye,,

kuch khud b hassaas thay bohat,,

kuch apnay muqadar rooth gaye,,

kuch tum ko sach say nafrat thi,,,

kuch hum say na bolay jhoot gaye,,

kuch logon nay uskaya tumain,,

kuch apnay muqadar phoot gaye,,

kuch khud itnay mohtaat na thay,,

kuch log b hum ko loot gaye,,


kuch talkh hakaik thay itnay,

k khaab hi saray toot gaye.........

Funny SMS Messages - Raat Ko Sony Sy Pahly Ak Hi Dua Mango "YA ALLAH Mujay Uta Ly

A lady broke a signal & was presentd in front of judge

LADY: Ur honor plz let me go

i am a school teacher I am getting

late for my class

JUDGE: Ahaa so u r a teacher,

I have waited for this moment all my life,


now write down

"I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT"

5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET U GO ;->

Love SMS Messages - The scariest thing

The Lovely Love THEORAM :=

Kisi Se Pyar Karna PAGALPAN Hai ..

Jiss Se Ap Pyar Karu Or Wo Bhi Ap Se Pyar Kare , To Wo Duty Hai ..

LAKIN

Ager Apko Koi Pyar Kare To Woh Apki KHUSHKISMATI Hi Nahi , ZINDAGI bhi Hai.

ISliye Apne Pyar Ki Kadar Karu Aisa Na Ho k Wo Kisi Or Ka Pyar Bn Jaye

Funny SMS Messages - My night r becoming

Mum,

You may be treated like the maid,

you may be treated like the gardner,

you may be treated like the daycare,

you may be treated like the chauffer,

you may be treated like many things.

But one thing is for sure,

You will always be loved.


For a fathers work may be from sun up till sundown,

but a mothers work is never down.

And all that I have, am, and hope to be, I owe to you,

So this is for all the times I forgot to say THANK YOU!!

Friendship SMS Messages - N!xE FrIeNdS R No

Good Friends Are One In A Million.

Good Friends Are Stories To Share.

Good Friends Know The Path To Your

Happiness, And They Walk With You


All The Way There.

Good Friends Are Lives Overlapping.

Good Friends Are Laughter And Tears.

Good Friends Are Emotions So Deep

That The Trust Just Keeps Growing

Friendship SMS Messages - Who Is A Frnd

Our friendship is so beautiful to me.

Like a bird, it flies free.

It shines brightly like the sun.

Whoever knew friendship was so fun?

It lifts us up, never lets us down.


Never ever does it make us frown.

Our friendship makes us blessed.

It is definitely the best!

Funny SMS Messages - perfect example for newtons 3rd law

Congratulations to you, my old friend,

Birthday wishes to you, I do send.

You look good for your age, I could say,

But you look good to me any day.

When I look in the mirror, I sigh,

''Cause I know the mirror doesn''t lie.

You''re aging like me, so you surely can see

That you''re getting to be an old guy.