Funny SMS Messages - God Thought That

5 Signs U Need To Be A Taliban:

1. U Have More Wives Than Teeth

A2. U Own A $5000 Rocket Launcher But Can''t Afford Shoes.

3. U Refine Heroin But Haue A Moral Objection To Beer.

4. U Think Vests Come In 2 Sttyles : Bullet Proof And Suicide.

And Most Significantly !

5. U Wipe Your Arse With A Stonee....

Funny SMS Messages - 1 pathan angoor bech raha tha

*Nice Patriotic Story*

1 Pakistani, Jo Pakistan Se Nafrat Karta Tha, Aur Har Waqt Problms Ki Waja Se Pakistan Ko Bura Bolta Rehta Tha.

Us Pe 1 Din Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya

Wo Tarap Tarap K Marne Hi Wala Tha

K

Light Chali Gai

Pakistani Sari Nafrat Bhool K Khushi

Se Bola

*Pakistan Zindabad* ~¤

Funny SMS Messages - karachi k halat

karachi k halat

Karachi K Halat!

"Paint Shirt"

Pheno Tu Pathan Nahe Choraengy,

"Shalwar Qamez"

Pheno Tu MQM Walay Nahe Choraengy.

"Chaddi Banyan"

Pehno Tu Taleban Nahe Chroaegy,

Or "Kch Na Pehno"

To Awam Nahe Choregi.

PAKISTAN ZINDABAD.

Funny SMS Messages - If Any Dog Attacks You

A man loses everything bcoz of drinking; He sees empty beer botles & smashes d 1st one swearing

"u r d reason i dont have a wife",

Smashes 2nd one saying "u r d reason i dont have a job."

Picks up 3rd bottle & notices its sealed & full of beer, he says

"STAND ASIDE, I KNOW U R NOT INVOLVED!!"

Love SMS Messages - aaj ke baad

I want to lie with you in green pastures,

Swim with you in fresh, blue water.

I want to hold you until all times end,

I want to know you forever and be your friend.

Love me will you, this I ask,


Open up to me and take off your mask.

Kiss me, love me, my love for you never dies

Like a candle that never goes out,

My love for you burns on and on.

Please say yes as I ask you this,

Sweet angel of God, pure precious dove,

Will you marry me my love?

Funny SMS Messages - Do You Know The Meaning Of

Question paper in year 2020:

Q.1

Name the cities of PAKISTAN where electricity is found.

Q.2

How does sugar taste?Explain in ur own words.

Q.3

Draw a neat n labelled diagram of a suicide jacket.

Q.4

In ancient times, what was PETROL used for?Support ur answer with examples.

Q.5

Write the complete name of PAKISTAN.

Q.6

Explain principle n working of a Drone... ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - Ye Dost b Ajeeb Hot

Once In A While


We Meet Someone

Who Makes Us Feel So Good

Who Seems To Understand Us

In A Way Few People Could

Someone Who''s Truly Glad

For Us

When Things Are Going Well

Who''s Always There To Listen

When We Are Something

Now To Tell ...


Once In a While,

We Find Someone

On Who We Can Depend

I Know Because

I Found In You

A Truly Wonderful

F.R.I.E.N.D ... (''.'')

~EpPiE fRiEnDsHiP dAy~

Funny SMS Messages - bas 1 chutki naswar di thi ;

Poem On Ash

Sexy aunty on the floor,

Ash is not as before,

The one we used to adore,

The sweet lady from mangalore,

Now she''s a big bore,


Played around with four,

Screwed them for sure,

Drowned them and came ashore,

Vivek was burnt to the core,

Salman gave him a call of roar,

Then stepped through amitabh''s door,

She knew he scores in crore,

Abhishek is for sure,

Dil mange more,

God knows whats more in aunty''s store.


CRAZY KIYA RE . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - zindagi main tum buhat gay jaoo gay *

Mother''s Quote

Thomas Edison''s Mother:

"Of course Im

Proud Tht U Inventd

Electric Bulb. Nw Turn

It Off & Get 2 Bed"

Albert Einstein''s"

"Its Ur Senior Picture,

Can''t U Do Someting

Abt Ur Hair?

Styling Gel, Mousse

Something?"

Abraham Lincoln''s:

"Agn Wid d Stovepipe Hat?

Can''t U Just Wear A Baseball

Cap Like The Othr Kids ?"

Michelangelo''s:

"Cant U Paint On Walls

Like Other Kids? Do

U''ve Any Idea How Hard

It Is 2 Get Tht Stuff

Off d Ceiling "

Funny SMS Messages - Recent Survey Report

Jadeed Taleemi Muhawre .. !!!

1 - Science Se Gira Arts Me Atka

2 - Fail Hote Ko Practicals Ka Sahara

3 - Degree Le K Choolhey Main Daal

4 - 3rd Division Pass Ghar Ka Na Ghat Ka

5 - Dost Wo Jo Imtihan Main Chapai Karaye

6 - Qadar Kho Deta Hy Roz Ka College Aana Jana

7 - Likhna Na Jane Qalam Mera ... ;-

Funny SMS Messages - Sardar 2 SrdarnI

Top 6 Reasons To Be A "Charter Accountant"

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1- Hate To Sleep

2 - Like To Study Forever

3 - Enjoyed Life [A/c Student Ov C.A]

4 - Cant Live Widout Tension

5 - Want To Pay For His Sins In This World

6 - Dun Wanna Marry Before 40 Years Ov Age ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - after putting us in

Judge, Mujrim Se, Batao Tumari Akhari Kwaish Kia Hai ?

Mujrim,

Aik Mob Nokia N73

5 Karror Rupay

Apki Beti Se Shadi,

USA Ka Viza,

2 Saal Ka Hanimon,

6 7 Bachay Jo Apko Nana Nana Kahe Aur Mujhe Papa,


Un Ki Shadi Karwa Dun Us K Bad Ap Jo Fasila Do Mujhe Manzor Hoga..

Love SMS Messages - Aap khafa hogaye

Kyun yaad tum itna aate ho…?
Kyun hum ko tum tarpaate ho…?
Gum sum gum sum hain aaj sahar se hum…
Kyun itna hamain sataate ho…?
Aadi hogaye hain us sitam ke hum…
Jo aadatan humpe dhaate ho.
Tumhain khayaalon se gar nikaal bhi dain…
To khwaabon main aa jaate ho.
Hum lab se nahin karte izhaar-e-mohabb at…
Tum aankhain hii nahin parh paate ho………..

Funny SMS Messages - Piyarey Or Aziz dosto..

''Memon ka beta:


abbu 2 Rps do na

Abbu:nahi dunga

Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga

Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao

Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D

Moral :

Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?

LIBRA SUNAAR''

Funny SMS Messages - Teacher

''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

"They''ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.

"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."''

Funny SMS Messages - Customer

A brAnd nEw lOve stOry

STARRING

George w bUsh..!

Condeliza Rize..

Tony Blair..

Pamela Anderson..

SPECIAL GUEST APPEARANCE-----

BilL Clinton..

AND INTRODUCING VILLAIN----

Bin Laden..

MUSIC BY----

Gen.Parvez Reshamiya

ITEM NUMBER BY----

Monica Levinsky

KABHI AL-KHAEDA NA KEHNA-(a bomb that broke all relations!)

CASSETTES ND CD''S ONLY ON "AL-jazeera"

FEATURING ALL NEW HITS LIKE--

''Lets go blasting tonight..!

Love SMS Messages - Like Moon in the

I love the way that you look without your make up

I had a girl before we met but we broke up


Theres something ''bout you that makes me want to step up

Step up and be with u If that''s ok with you

I''m gonna make you feel like you are heaven on earth

I''m gonna thank your mother just for giving you birth

I''m gonna wanna hold you in my arms when you cry

If that''s ok with you If that''s ok with you

Funny SMS Messages - Rabba Dukh Na Dena Mere Dost ko

Agr Mobile companies bijli banati to kya hota ?

Pehle 2 ghante k bad bijli free,

5 frnds n family members ko 600 unit free,

weekends pr bijli totaly free,

rat 12 bje se subah 6 bje tk bijli 5 rupe ghnta,

bijli TM HI TO HO,

unit bijli or bill pr NO SMJHOTA,

bijli the smart choice,

isse sasti srf mombti

Funny SMS Messages - I m a PEPCO Share Holder.

Jis jis bhai nay apna fitrana daina ho wo

in companies sa rabta karain.

Zong: "Sb hamain he do"

Ufone: "Tm b tou do"


Mobilink: "Fitrany per no samjhota"

Telenor: "fitarana hai dhun sub ki"

You know yeh bechari yateem companies fitrana,balance check karny per

12 paisay ke soorat ma lay rahin hain.

So roz balance check karo aur in

yateem, maskeen companies ko fitrana do.

From... PappU ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Erz Kiya hai..Haseeno

mujhe wo din aaj b yaad hai k jab,,,,,

tum hamari kursi sey ghirey they aur meinein kaha tha,

"kursi to bach ghayee hai na"!

mein uss din k liye muafi mangana chahta hoon aur aaghey sey jab b ghiro ghey to kahoon gha,

"Kursi chahey toot jaye par tum mat bachna"!

Funny SMS Messages - Aik baat bataoon?

(Bechara Mard)

Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zalim, agar aurat se pit jaye to buzdil, aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun peeche chale to zan mured, aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous, agar kuch na kahe to beghairat, agar ghar se bahar rahe to awara, ghar mein rahe to nakara, bachon ko dantay to jabir, na dantay to laperwah, aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos, na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala.

Haaye Mard bechara jaye tu jaye kahan.

Funny SMS Messages - dil to chahta hy har

Snacks of Humor . . .

1. You can become an engineer if you go to an Engineering college,

But don''t expect to be a President going to the Presidency College!

2. Expect a BUS at a BUS Stop, but Don''t expect a FOOL at FULLSTOP(.)

3. A Mechanical engineer becomes a mechanic

Then why not a software engineer become a software?

4. Find keys in a Key board

But do not expect a mother in mother board.

5. Study anything you want and get a certificate in subject of your studies

But don''t expect a death certificate studying "Dying and Death." :-|

Funny SMS Messages - Wife ko Begum

Ek admi rozay nhi rakhta tha.

Us k peer ne kaha tum roza rakho main wada kerta hoon roz tumhari ek Duaa qabul hogi.

Us ne roza rakha. Sara din bari mushkil se guzara.

Sham ko roza khol ke peer ke pas chala gaya.

Peer ne kaha mango kya mangte ho?


Woh bola peer sab subah EID kerwa do... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Girls Psychology

A man was crying over a grave and repeating,

Why did you have to die?

Another man approached him and said,

Sir, I dont wish to interfere with your private grief

but for whom do you mourn so deeply?

Your child?

Your parent?

The mourner took a moment to collect himself,

then replied,


My wifes first husband.

Love SMS Messages - I Don''t Fear

Apne ehsas se cho0 kr m0je sundal kr do,
Main kai sadi0n se adhora ho0n mukaml kr do,

Na tmhen h0sh rahy na m0je h0sh rahy,
Is qadar to0t k chao m0je pagl ker do,

Tm hatyli ko mere pyar ki mehndi se rang do,
Apni ankho main mere nam ka kaj0l kr do,

Dho0p he dho0p ho0n main to0t k barso m0je per,
Is qadar to0t k barso meri ro0h ko jal thal ker do,

Is k say main mere khwab mehak 0then gy,
Apne chary pe umeedo bhara anchal ker do,

Apne h0nto se k0i m0har lagao m0je per,
Ek naraz pyar se dkho m0je ghyal ker do

Love SMS Messages - We Are All A Little

Muddat se jis ke waaste Dil be qaraar tha

Woh laut kar na aaya magar intezaar tha

Jo humsafar tha chorr gaya raah main mujhe

Main phans gayi bhanwar main woh darya ke paar tha

Manzil qareeb aayi to tum door hogaye

Itna to tum batao ke yeh kaisa Pyaar tha

Chilman giradi yeh kis ne dono ke darmiyan

Na woh sakoon se betha na mujh ko qaraar tha

Yeh mukhtasar sa haal hai rukhsat ke waqt ka

Ankhon main aansu aur Dil beqaraar tha

Yeh baat umer bhar samjh na paayi main

Kyun Dil mera us ka talabgaar tha

Funny SMS Messages - pehlay girl frndz ho

(Bechara Mard)

Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zalim,

agar aurat se pit jaye to buzdil,

aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun,

peeche chale to zan mured,

aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous,


agar kuch na kahe to beghairat,

agar ghar se bahar rahe to awara,

ghar mein rahe to nakara,

bachon ko dantay to jabir,

na dantay to laperwah,

aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos,

na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala.

.

.

Haye Mard bechara jaye tu jaye kahan...

Funny SMS Messages - 2 Jahil Admi

Remix Version of TWIST.

Lets have some paper Shaper lets have some Study now,

Lets have some Phy, Chem lets read the bio now.

Chalo chalo ji Book uthalo,

Chalo chalo ji Parh k Dikhao,

Chalo chalo ji Sir ko Khapa lo.

Life ki Karlo bist. :-)

N we Twist, We Twist, Twist, Twist, Twist.

Funny SMS Messages - If MQM goes

Pathan ko Rastey Main 1 Chirag Mila


Saaf Kia Tou 1 Jin Nikla Aur Kaha K

Wo Us Ki 3 Wishes Puri Karega

Pathan: Hum Ko Aisa Naswaar Do jo

Kbhi Khatam Na Ho

1 Naswar Ka Packet Aaya

Pathan Ne Thori C Naswar Nikali Tou Utni Aur Aa Gayi

Jin: Baqi 2 Wishes

Pathan [Khushi Se] : Aisa 2 Packet Aur Laa Do ... ;-?

Funny SMS Messages - patient doctor you

''Raton ko uth kar,

Khayalon se ho kar,

Yadon me kho kar,

Tumhe kya khabar hy,

Me apne KHUDA se kya mangta hon,

Viraano me ja kar

Daman phe''la kar

Anson baha kar

Tumhe kya khabar hy.

Me apne KHUDA se kya mangta hon,

Tum to kaho ge,

SANAM mangta hon,

JANAM mangta hon,

tum to kaho ge,

Kisi DIL RUBA ki,

Kisi DIL NASHIN

ki wafa manga hon,

Ye B ghlt hy

Wo B ghlt hy

Me apne KHUDA se Sirf

"LIgHT" ane ki Dua mangta hon.;-)''

Love SMS Messages - Hamare bin adhure

WOH MUJH SEY YEH NAHIN KEHTA USEY MUJH SEY MOHABBAT HAI

MAGER WOH AAJ KAL AIK JANOON KI ZID MAIN REHTA HAI

AJAB AIK BEKHUDI HAI, JO USEY BECHAIN RAKHTI HAI

WOH MUJH SEY BAAT KARTA HAI....

BOHAT HI AAM SI, MOSAM KI,

LOGON KI MEHAZ DUNIYA KI RASMMI SI


SAMJHTA HAI MAIN US KI AAM SI BATON KO BUSS "YUNHI" SAMJHTI HOON

WOH JAB TUK PAA NAHIN LETA SAMJH NAHIN LETA,

JAB TUK...!!! K MAIN BHI GAMZAN HOON KHAMOSHI SE US K RAASTEY PER

MAIN BHI JAGTI HOON...SOCHTI HOON RAAT BHER US KO

MAGER US SEY NAHIN KEHTI...!!! "MUJHEY US SE MOHABBAT HAI"

Funny SMS Messages - Mother 2 Docotr

Life While Doing M.B.B.S

1sr Yr: Yahoo I''m In

Medical College

2nd Yr: Kahan Phans

Gaya? Help Me

3rd Yd: Severe

Migraine, Sumtymz


Pagalpan b

4th Yr: Aah Soon It''ll

b Over

5th Yr: Finaly It''ll b

Over

House Job: I Did It

Job : I Love Myself

W8 a Min !

Sunthing Is Missing

Ohhh !!! Meri


"JAWANI" ;->

Funny SMS Messages - What Did God Say After Creating The First Man In West Indies?

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai,

Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai,

Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ?

Mein ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai,

Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind,

Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai,

Wahi duniya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra,

Jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bacha rakha hai,

Pi ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi has k shohar,

Mar khane mein bhi qudrat ne maza rakha hai..

Break Up SMS Messages - dil k zakham kou

Achcha hai mujhe intjar nahi hai tumhara,

tum to kabhi na aane ke liye gaye ho,

tumhari kuchh yaade hai mere paas...

Sirhane ke niche dabi padi,


dil ke ek kone me,

abki aana to le jana wo sab,

jo bikhra bikhra pada hai tumhare na hone se,

mere jehan se apni yaad,

mere dil ki wo fariyaad,

tumhari kahi hui har ek baat,

tumhare dwara di hui tumhari saugaat,

or aansuo ki dhero katrane,

Funny SMS Messages - A Robber,

Sender:

SWEET

+92??????????

Sender:

CHARMING

+92xx???????? (first two digits of ur cell no)

Sender:


ADOREABLE

+9298xx?????? (next two digits)

Sender:

LOVEABLE

+92XXXXXX???? (next two digits)

Sender:

1&ONLY ______ (Name)

+92XXXXXXXXXX (Your complete cell no)

Funny SMS Messages - FATHER:

After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.

Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?

Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.

Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?

Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.

Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?

Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.

Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.

Son: Mai kiya Allama ki Aulaad hon jo pass ho jaonga. :-)

Funny SMS Messages - remix version of twist

Memon ka beta:

abbu 2 Rps do na

Abbu:nahi dunga

Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga

Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao

Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D

Moral :

Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?

Funny SMS Messages - ''Director to actress:

What Happens To A

Chartered Accountant

MainMatric Mein

Tha Wo Matric Mein

Thi

Main Inter Mein Tha

Wo Inter Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Aa Gya

Wo B.A Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha

Wo MASTER Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha

Wo PhD Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha

Us Ne Doctorate Kr Lia

Aaj Us i Shaadi Hy Aur

Main C.A Mein Hi Hoon ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Yaar mainu ik

LifE iS aLL Abt WakinG uP EaCh dAy tO diSCoVer SoMethinG NeW, Abt MeetinG oLd PeoPLe bUt MakinG NeW CoNverSatioNs, WaLkinG thru oLd RoadS bUt StiLL feeLinG NicE Abt it,

ReaLizinG thAt u hAvE GrowN a dAy oLdeR bUt StiLL feeLinG young at hEArt, MeetinG busy ScheduLeS bUt StiLL fiNdinG timE 4 oLd fRieNds, bEinG NoStaLGic Abt by GoNe dAys bUt

LookinG foRWaRd tO bEttEr dAys,

WaNtinG 2 Shoot da person Who SeNt SuCh a LonG MsG bUt StiLL MaNaGe 2 SmiLe.

Funny SMS Messages - santa banta

1 admi ki shadi hui, us ne dost se mashwra lya k wo kese apni bv ka dil jeet skta hy

Frnd: Us k pas cigerate lga kr jana or us ka dhunwa us k mu pe mar k kehna

Janu agr tm kaho to ye adat b chor skta hun.

Us ne ja kr esa hi kia....!

Bv ne sun kr jwab dia

"Agr Gold Leaf hai te ek suta menu v lawa"

Funny SMS Messages - ''Usay pyar kar k meri kismat hi jag gai

ooiy yaroo


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.mery dil ki taroo

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.mery pearoo

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mery tabiedaroo

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.husan k parwanoo.

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ary oo dewanoo

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.mujhy kabi to jano

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jo be mily bacha osy kis karo

.

.kia yaar kabi to mujhy mis karoo

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flert ko tum end karo

.

mujhy kuch achay sy funy sms send karoo

Funny SMS Messages - please drive carefully

A Pathan called FM radio & said:

"I have found a wallet wid thousands of currency & a credit card & ID Card of that person it belongs to, his name is Jamshed Khan, House #3, Gulshan e Iqbal, Karachi.

DJ: "so U want to give him back his wallet?

Pathan: Oo khocha nai, I want to dedicate him a song... ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - Friends are like

Ek Din Zindagi Aise Muqaam Pe Pohanch Jayegi

Dosti Tou Sirf Yaado''n Me Reh Jayegi

Har Cup Coffee Ka Yaad Doston Ki Dilayega

Aur

Hanste Hanste Phr Aankhe''n Num Ho Jayengi

Office K Chamber Me Classroom Nazar Ayega

Par Chahne Pe Bhi Proxy Nahi Lag Payegi.

Paisa Tou Bahut Hoga Mgr Usey Lutane Ki Wajah He Kho Jayegi

Jee Le Khulke Is Pal Ko Mere Dost Kyun K Zindagi In Palon Ko Phir Se Nahi Dohrayegi

-->Dedicated To All My Frndz<--

Funny SMS Messages - the most unfulfilled

Insan ki POTI ke 4 Rang Hotay Hen

1- Peela (Yelow)

2- Hara (Green)

3- kala (ßlack)

4- kathye (ßrown)

Insani POTI Me Ye Chezein Aksar Dakhna ko Milti Hein

1. Kheery k ßeech

2. Kuti Huwi Mirch

3. Rol Huwe Timatar


4. Dhanya

kabi POTI ko Ghor Se Dakho To Images ßanti Hain

1, Cheel (Eagle)

2, Saanp (Snake)

3, ßhoot (Ghost)

4, Dinasour

etc...

Types Of POTI

1. Patla Dast

2. Sakht


3. Gaarhi

4. Sookhi

5. Jelly

6. Oily

Info Collected ßy

(Wiliam POti)

Funny SMS Messages - Teacher! Btaen

Do you know why crow is called crow and sparrow is called sparrow ??

THE story behind the fact......

Two birds went to the theatre.

One bird got C row and the other bird did not get a seat,

So they had to give it a spare row.

Hence the bird in C row was called crow and the other sparrow.

Pass this to all your friends and let them develop their general knowledge.... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - 5 Points That Prove

A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet

Hi, how r u?

he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?

well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?

No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.

There is an idiot in other toilet who is


answering my questions.. ;->

Love SMS Messages - I care for you

~ PERFECT LOVE ~

Perfect Love Isn''t Receiving,

Its Giving & Forgiving

Perfect Love Isn''t Red Roses On Valentine''s Day,

Its The Rest Of The 364 Days Of Knowing You Love Someone

Perfect Love Is Not Phone Calls & Stolen Kisses,


Its The Silent Smile In Memory Of Your Sweetheart

Perfect Love Isn''t A Grand Wedding,

But Spending A Lifetime Together

Perfect Love Isn''t Fight-kiss & Make-ups,

Its Loving The One Who Annoys The Hell Out Of You

Funny SMS Messages - Aik sahab hamptay

Unbelievable Moments in 2008.

1. PPP won the election.

2. Faraz death

3. Harbhajan slapped Srisanth.

4. Ronaldo kissed Bipasha Basu.


5. Tony Blair caught without ticket.

6. Marriot blast.

7. China launched space shuttle.

8. Mumbai blast.

9.

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Bush did not return Al-Zaidi Shoes..!!!

Funny SMS Messages - nothing in this worl

In logon kee samajh nahee aati, Hamesha dohra roop,

kaisay:

Proof#1: lardki lardkey ko chchery to Shararat aur agar lardka chchery to Badmashi.

Proof#2: Agar koi ameer kaam mein apni wife ka haat bataye to "understanding" aur agar gharib bataye to "Jhooroo ka Ghulam"

Uuuuufffffff reeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy LLLLLooooooggg

Funny SMS Messages - Tongue Twister

''Ata Hy Mujh Ko Yad Wo School Ka Zamana…..

Wo Harami Pan Ki Batain….

Wo Bachiyan Phasana….

Wo Hasna Hasana….

Wo Canteen K Lala Ko Chutiya Banana….

Teachrz Ki Hatana…

Wo Punishment Milna…..

Wo Tully Mar K Murghiyan Churana….


Wo Exams Ki Ratto Main Suttey Lagana…..

Wo Tention Ko Film Dekh K Urrana Or Pharrey Bana K Undrwere Main Chupana Na…..

Ab Wo Din Hy Na Wo Ratain Na Bachiyan Na Mulaqatain

Agr Kch Hy Tu Bs….

.

.

Yadain Hi Yadain.

Funny SMS Messages - ''aaj subeh mujhe chirhion

''aaj subeh mujhe chirhion

''aaj subeh mujhe chirhion ki awazain kuch ziada he ache leg rehe then,

pool kuch ziada he khobsorat leg rehe the,

fiza b kuch mehki mehki the,


mene dunia se pocha:

aaj quen tujh man esahusun he?

wo boli:

aaj sms perhne vala zinndagi men pehli br nhaia hai.''

Funny SMS Messages - Two secrets to keep

Ek aadmi k pas jin tha,

jin bola "Aaqa" mujhy koi huqm dain.

Aaqa replayed : Yaar mery ghar say Amrica tak aik Road banao.

Jin : Aaqa ye mushkil kaam hay, resty hain darya atye hain, pahar atye hain, jungal aty hain, abadiyan atye hain, samundar bhi ata hay, Bohat mushkil hay, kuch or huqam daein...

us bandy nay bohat soocha then he said Yaar meri B.V ko mera farmaberdaar bana day..

Jin foran bola "Road singal banani hay Dubble lane

Funny SMS Messages - zarday aur zardar

''Raton ko uth kar,

Khayalon se ho kar,

Yadon me kho kar,

Tumhe kya khabar hy,

Me apne KHUDA se kya mangta hon,

Viraano me ja kar

Daman phe''la kar

Anson baha kar

Tumhe kya khabar hy.

Me apne KHUDA se kya mangta hon,

Tum to kaho ge,

SANAM mangta hon,

JANAM mangta hon,

tum to kaho ge,

Kisi DIL RUBA ki,

Kisi DIL NASHIN

ki wafa manga hon,

Ye B ghlt hy


Wo B ghlt hy

Me apne KHUDA se Sirf

"LIgHT" ane ki Dua mangta hon.;-)''

Love SMS Messages - Love anyone yo

When you feel cold and warm at the same time,

when you read over the same line for the tenth time,

when your heart and thoughts somehow appear to rhyme,

and when a simple name conquers your whole mind,

then you are in deep trouble my friend...

you are in what they call, "love".

Funny SMS Messages - Hello Ji..

A DUA...

tujHe khushiYan aise milen jEse MUSHRAF ko galiYan.

Teri zindgi se gum aise khatm hon jise NARGIS ki haya.


or

tujhe BABRA SHRIF jEsa sabr mile.

tuje shohrat aisI mile jise MUKHTAARA MAI ko mili.

Tujhe health aise mile jEse SINGETA ko.

apke din aise phre jise NISEBO k.

Koi aur dua.....???

Love SMS Messages - I know nothing lasts

As I feel the tear go down my cheek,

I notice that my heart is weak,

For the love I have for you,

Will always be gold and true,

I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past,

But know my love will always last,

Even though we are a distance apart,


You always have the key to my heart.

Love SMS Messages - Be Khaber Apne

WE All Want To Fall In LOVE . . .

Why ? ? ?

Bcoz That Experience Makes Us Feel Completely Alive

Where Every Scene Is Heightend, Every Emotion Is Magnified, Our Everyday Reality Is Shattered & We Are Flying Into Heavens. It May Only Last A Moment, An Hour, An Afternoon, But that Doesn’t Diminsh It’s Value

Bcoz


We Are Left With Memories That We Treasure For The Rest For Our Life

Love SMS Messages - gaalo pe aansuo ki

As I feel the tear go down my cheek,

I notice that my heart is weak,

For the love I have for you,

Will always be gold and true,

I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past,

But know my love will always last,


Even though we are a distance apart,

You always have the key to my heart.

Love SMS Messages - To love means to

I want to lie with you in green pastures,

Swim with you in fresh, blue water.

I want to hold you until all times end,


I want to know you forever and be your friend.

Love me will you, this I ask,

Open up to me and take off your mask.

Kiss me, love me, my love for you never dies

Like a candle that never goes out,

My love for you burns on and on.

Please say yes as I ask you this,

Sweet angel of God, pure precious dove,

Will you marry me my love?

Funny SMS Messages - GOVT KE TARAF SAY AHAM ILAN

Bush & Obama were Sitting in a Bar..

A Guy Walks Upto Them & Asks;

What r u Guys Doing Here?

Bush Says:

We r Planning World War III..

Guy says: Really? Whts Going to Happen ?

Bush says:

Well, We r Going to Kill 140 Million Muslims This time & One Beautiful Girl..

Guy Exclaimed:

A Beautiful Girl..!!

Y To Kill a Beautiful Girl ?

Bush Turns to Obama & Says:

See, i Told You..


NoOne would Worry About The 140 Million..

Funny SMS Messages - Koi Kahe k Teri Bachi Ka Number Mere Pas Aa gaya,

Koi Kahe k Teri Bachi Ka Number Mere Pas Aa gaya,

Dekhte Hi Dekhte Kya Zamana Agaya,

K Har Kisi k Hath Me Mobile Aa gaya,

JisNe Kabhi Larki Na PataYi Ho''''BABU'''',

Wo Gandu b Date Maar k Aa gaya,

Bari Aag Lagti Hay Us Waqt dimagh Me,

Koi Kahe k Teri Bachi Ka Number Mere Pas Aa gaya,

Ye Ajab zaleel panay Ka Part Hy''''BABU'''',

Pehle 100 Ka Card Aata Tha Ab EasyLoad b Aa gaya,

Ab Poori Raat Sirf Ek Rupay Me Baat,

Saare TharkiYo Ko Ye Package Pasand Agaya;-

Funny SMS Messages - Ek Kana Kisi Ladki

How to irritate Bill Gates

* Steal his "nerdboy" license plate.

* Accuse him of sexually harassing your laser jet printer.

* Beat his high score on Tetris.

* Ask him if they caught the guy who did that to his hair.

* Tell him you heard he''s "micro soft."

* Leave his Spock ears on your dashboard so they melt.

* Let the air out of the tires on the Gatesmobile.

* Drop hints that Oprah''s richer than he is.

* WWW him right in the dot-com.

* Two words: Dork tax.

Funny SMS Messages - Tum aChe

Soldier to General:

Sir!


A small enemy group is attacking..

General:

Quickly bring me my red shirt..

"After Enemyz Defeat"

Soldier:

Sir why d red shirt??

General:

In red shirt if i got shot, my soldiers would''nt see my blood so they wont b discouraged..

Soldier:

Sir 100 enemy tanks are attacking..

General:

Hurry up!

Bring me

My Yellow Trousers.... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Dazz.. Dazz Dazz Dazz ...

"Doctor, are you sure I''m suffering from pneumonia? I''ve heard once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus."

"Don''t worry, it won''t happen to you. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia only." . . . ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - A Friend is a Treasure

S0 many talks on a issue..

S0 much fun of a singl inn0cent frnd..

S0 many frndz on 1bench..

S0 much laugtr on 1stupd j0ke..


S0 many callz n smsz on birthday nite..

S0 many hugs for 0ne littl w0rry..

S0 much luv for jst 1pers0n..

S0 many tearz for 0ne little fight..

Really!! "frndz r da best part of our small life"

... L0ve y0u !!

Funny SMS Messages - How did you write your exam

"==LyF Ki RiNgToNe=="

Gham Ko Karo Delete

Khushi Ko Karo Save

Rishton Ko karo Recharge

Dosti Ko karo Download

Dushmani Ko Karo Erase


Sach Ka Karo Broadcast

Jhoot Ko karo Switch Off

Tention Ko Karo Not Rechargeable

Pyar Ki karo InComing On

Nafrat Ki karo OutGoing Off

Lanuage Ko Karo Control

Hansi Ka Karo Outbox Full

Aansu Ka Karo Inbox Khaali

Gusse Ko karo Hold

Muskan Karo Send


Help Ko Karo Ok

Self Ko karo Autolock

Dil Ko Karo Viberate

Phir Dekho Lyf Ki Ringtone Kitni Polyphonic Ho Jaye Gi....... :->

Funny SMS Messages - Why is Love Marriage I

''Raton ko uth kar,

Khayalon se ho kar,

Yadon me kho kar,

Tumhe kya khabar hy,

Me apne KHUDA se kya mangta hon,

Viraano me ja kar

Daman phe''la kar

Anson baha kar

Tumhe kya khabar hy.

Me apne KHUDA se kya mangta hon,

Tum to kaho ge,

SANAM mangta hon,

JANAM mangta hon,

tum to kaho ge,

Kisi DIL RUBA ki,

Kisi DIL NASHIN

ki wafa manga hon,

Ye B ghlt hy

Wo B ghlt hy

Me apne KHUDA se Sirf

"LIgHT" ane ki Dua mangta hon.;-)''

Funny SMS Messages - Mery Aziz Ham Watno

Biscuit walay ka LOVE LETTER...

Dear MARIE!

Today is GOODDAY. I''m in GALA . U''ve made my life SOOPER.

I''m the PRINCE of ur heart.

I want to buy u BAKERY,

so u can give me a TREAT everyday. U''ve Krack''jacked my JAM HEART.

Now i''m in 50-50 position.

Plz i wana hav a PARTY with u.

Tumhara TIGER...!

Love SMS Messages - You know why

Ek Baat Kahon Gar Suntay Ho
Ik baat kahoon gar suntay ho
tum mujh ko achay lagtay ho,
kuch chunchal say, kuch chup chup say
kuch khoiy khoiy rehtay ho,
hain chahnay walay aur bohut
par tum main hai aik baat bohut
tum apnay apnay lagtay ho,
yeh baat baat pay kho jana
kuch kehtay kehtay ruk jana
kia baat hai hum say keh dalo
yeh kis uljhan main rehtay ho,
ik baat kahoon gar suntay ho
tum mujh ko achay lagtay ho!!

Funny SMS Messages - Sardar car ki

Aata Hy Yaad Humain Double Sawari Ka Zamana,

Wo Apni Bike Ko Chamkana,

Wo Kaminapan Krna,

Wo Coaching K Samne Villi Lagana,

Wo Bachiyan Phansana,

Wo Hasna Hasana,

Wo C-View Jana,


Wo Baot Basin Per Raja Sahab Ka Pan Khana Aur Sutte Lagana,

Wo Logo Ki Hatana,

Wo Tulley Ko Cherh Kar Bike Bhagana

Burns Road Jana,

Wo Roll Point K Roll Khana,

Wo Paise Urana,

Na Wo Din Hain

Na Ratain,

Agar Kuch Hy To Bus Yaadein He Yaadein... ;->

Love SMS Messages - or kia dety

"ÄJNABI"

Usay Kaise Akela Chord Don Is Rah Main

Sath jo Chalta Raha Majboriyon K Baad Bhi

Ban K Khushboo Rach Gaya Hai Yun Mere Ehsas Main

Door Ho Paya Nahin Wo Dooriyon K Baad Bhi

Rafta Rafta Us Ko Bhi Ye Duniya raas aa Gae!

Muskra K Wo Mila Hai Ranjishon K Baad Bhi

Faslay Kab Kam Hoye Hain Raabton K Baad Bhi

Ajnabi They Ajnabi Hain "Mohabbaton" K BÄAD Bhi!.

Funny SMS Messages - At d beginning of any relationship,

THE NEWS

14 Aug 2020

Headline News

PM BILAWAL meet Presidnt ZARDARI

President ZARDARI visit neighbour country BALOCHISTAN

PAK loses Cricket series against CANADA

IMRAN khan is the leader of TALIBAN

MEERA 25th BIRTHDAY 2day

9th SEPTEMBER on death anivrsary of CHOUDHRY BROTHERS

OSAMA still WANTED

SHOAIB AKHTER hopeful 2 play in nxt MATCH

1$=420Rs

Petrol 1 ltr=1450Rs

CNG=3020Rs/kg

Gold=2000000/10g

AATA stolen frm LHR Museum

Sugar 1100/kg =P ;)

Funny SMS Messages - Height Of TexTinG . . .

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

Friendship SMS Messages - Hearts could

When true friendship blinds 2 indivisuals together,

That bond can never be broken

For in times of confusion,

Ill be there to listen you.

In the time of sadness,

Ill be there to console you.

In the times of anger,

Ill be there to talk with you.

Even when you are confused,sad or anything.

Search your heart and I will be there.

I am and always be your friend.

Love SMS Messages - Bheed mein reh

Pooch Lo Tum Bhi Is Zamane Se,

Pyar Chupta Nahi Chupane Se,

Paas Aate Ho Chhute Ho Baat Karte Ho,

Kabhi Matlab Se Kabhi Bahane Se,

Pyar Dil Me Hai To Lao Zubaan Pe,

Aag Badhti Hai Ye Bujhane Se,

Tumhe Na Paana Shayad Behtar Hai,

Paa Ke Phir Se Tumhe Ganwane Se...

Chalo Ek Dua To Apni Puri Hui,


Mil Liye Apne Ek Deewane Se,

Roye Jaate Ho, Bas Roye Jate Ho,

Kya Hoga Ye Moti Lutaane Se,

Karo Koshish Ki Kurabatein Hi Rahein,

Dooriyan Badh Jaati Hai Badhane Se,

Kya Sunayein Kisiko Raaz-E-Dil,

Dard Bhi Badhta Hai Sunane Se,

Bhool Jao Kar Ke Achha Hai

Ehsaan Rehta Nahi Jatane Se...

Love SMS Messages - Wasi

mein sahil pe likhi hui ebaarat nahein

jo lehroon sey mit jaati hai

mein baarish ki baarasti boond nahein

jo baras kar tham jati hai

mein khuaab nahein

jisey dekhaa aur bhula diya jaye

mein shama nahein


jisey phoonka aur bhuja diya jaye

mein hawa ka jhonka nahein

jo aya aur guzar gaya

mein chaand bhi nahein

jo raat k baad dhal jaata hai

mein to woh ehsaas hoon jo

tujh mein lahoo bun kar gardish karay

mein to woh rang hoon jo

teray dil par

chahray aur kabhi naa utray


mein to woh parwana hoon jo

jalta rahay aur fana naa hoga

khuaab, ibaaarat, hawak ki tarhaan

chaand, boond, shama ki tarhaan

meray mitnay ka sawaal hi nahein

KIYON K MEIN TO MOHABBAT HOON

AUR MOHABBAT KO KOI ZAWAAL NAhi

Funny SMS Messages - Man 1: "I m Alwayz Delighted

Dedicated to BHAI LOG...

Kbhi Kbhi Mere Dil Me Khayal Ata Hy Agr

Altaf Bhai London NaJate To Kya Hota?

To 9.0 Pe Unka Mazar Hota

Mustafa Kamal mazr k upar over head or nechay under pas bana kar signal free mazar banata

Farooq Sattar Sajada Nashin Hota

Babar Ghauri Wahan Charas Bechta

Wasim Akhtar Jooty Rakhny K Paise Leta

Shoaib Bukhari Langar Ki Degh Bnata

Saleem Shehzad Jeben Kat''ta

Baqi Rabta Commity Qawali Gati... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Aik Ganda Msg Sunaon?

(Bechara Mard)


Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zalim,

agar aurat se pit jaye to buzdil,

aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun,

peeche chale to zan mured,

aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous,

agar kuch na kahe to beghairat,

agar ghar se bahar rahe to awara,

ghar mein rahe to nakara,

bachon ko dantay to jabir,

na dantay to laperwah,


aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos,

na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala.

.

.

Haye Mard bechara jaye tu jaye kahan...

Funny SMS Messages - Jo Shaks Ramzan Mein

A Pakistani was traveling from London to America by a plane,

There were one American, one Russian, one Indian and some other passengers.

Suddenly something went wrong pilot alarmed that plane lost it''s control and some of the passengers have to jump out to rescue the rest of them.

Firstly the American jumped out saying "Best America"

again the condition didn''t change then the Russian jumped out from the plane saying "Best Russia".

But the condition still the same.

The next is Muslims turn he hesitated for a moment and pulled out the Indian by saying "ALLAH-o-AKBAR"

Funny SMS Messages - Mom kya aapne

Be-izzati No 1

1 Larka cycle pe ja raha tha

Cycle ka tyre bhens k gobar k beech me se guzra

Qareeb kuch larkiyan khari theen

Unhon ne taliyan bja k kaha Happy Birth Day 2 U

Larka ruka aur jwab diya khali tali bjane se kaam

Nhi chale ga aa kar Cake to khain . . . .= p ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Professor

Power Of One ...

One tree can start a forest…

One flower can awaken the dream…

One smile begins a friendship…

One laugh will conquer a gloom…

One candle destroys the darkness…

One sunbeam lights a room…

One breath brings life eternal…

One path will lead you home…

One touch can show you care…

One word must start each prayer…

One heart can know what is true…

One life can make the difference…

And that one is

YOU......;->

Funny SMS Messages - 1 Tou Sadar-e-Pakistan

Aaj boht dino k baad kissi ko ankh mari hai,

aur jawaban pardi aik sandal karari hai,

a mehboob kaisay sahein ghey hum ghum terey,

Tu vessey hee hum sey 80 kilo ziada bari hai,

na poocho mein kitna dat jata hoon apni baat par,

sandal kha k b kehta hoon "Episode Jaari hai"

Funny SMS Messages - U r GENIUS. U r INTELLIGENT.

Ded Futiya....Mumbai ka sabse bada bhai hai....

lekin uski biwi usko chhor ke chali jaati hai....

woh itna tut jaat hai ki woh apni pyari gun se shaadi kar leta hai...

agle din saara India uski pooja karta hai... lekin kyon??

arre gun se shadi karne ke baad woh GUN-PATI ho jaata hai....

Funny SMS Messages - Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower

Aik sardar k ghar k bahir name plate lagi the

jis pe likha tha -wife.MSC aur husband Fsc.

aik aadmi ne sardar se pocha sardar gi

aap ki bivi ne kis subject mein Msc ki hai?

aur aap k Fsc mein konsy subjects thy?

sardar bola subjectan da ty meno pata nehin.

name plate da matlb aa


Msc.mother of seven children aur

Fsc .father of seven children... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Q) "Woh Kaunsa Sawal Hain

Tumhar msg ka intzar rehta hai

subajh sham dil beqrar rehta har

koi joke, koi shair, koi kahani bhejo

tum se rabta karne ko dil lagatar rehta hai

hoti hai khushi mil jaye jo msg tumhara

dair ho jaye, Ji sogawar rehta hai

teray her lafz se roshni photti hai

teray her khayal pe mujhe ikhtiar rehta hai

ab to mushkil hai is package se bachna

10 rupes loan "U" walon ka aksar udhar rehta hai . . . ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - Friendship is like

Friends

A friend is someone we turn to

when our spirits need a lift,

A friend is someone we treasure

for our friendship is a gift.


A friend is someone who fills our lives

with beauty, joy, and grace

And makes the whole world we live in

a better and happier place...!!

Funny SMS Messages - Hight of Friendship..

A-Aik lady apny niwasay ko lori de kar sulanay ki koshish kar rahi thi

"so ja meray "DIPLOMA" so ja,lal plang per so ja, ......

2nd lady yekaisa nam tum ne bachay ka rakha hy?

1st lady mn ne apni beti ko college "DIPLOMA" lenay k liay dakhil karwaya tha wo college se ye le kar aye

jy ab isay "diploma" na bolon to kia bolon..?

B- Wife I yhink our daughter is in love withsomeone

H''band "how do u know"?

Wife B''coz she is not asking for pocket money.......

C- Boy: chalo kisi sunsan jaga chaltay hn...

Girl: Tum aesi wesi harkat to nhi karogay..?

Boy:bilkul nhi...

Girl:to phr rahnay do janay ka ki faida???

Funny SMS Messages - All da elecTrons were

A sardar was tired of being sardar and constantly being the subject of all

those dumb sardar jokes. He finally cut his hair. He decided to take a drive through the country to celebrate his new life. Going past a field of sheep (he loved sheep) he stopped and asked the farmer "If i can guess how many sheep in your flock, can I have one?" The farmer laughed and said "Sure, Sir"


He gazed out for a few seconds and said "There''s 1,973 sheep" The farmer said with amazement "Your''re right! Go and pick one out". On his way back to his car he was stopped by the farmer yelling "Hey Sir! If I can guess your real identity can I have my dog back?"

Funny SMS Messages - Funny Friendship Sms

Why pakistan is in trouble ? Population: 16 crore

4 crore retired


3 crore in state govt don''t work

2 crore in school

2 crore under 5 year

2 crore unemployed

2 crore house wives

99,99,998 are any time in jail.

The balance is you & me. you are busy in checking SMS.

HOW can i handle pakistan alone? ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Neeche Jo Likha Hai Wo Sach Hai... .

''rabba dukh na dena mere DOST ko

muje chahy Sukh ka pahar day day,,

ghoomy new cycle pe Dost mera

muje baly hi purani si mercedes car day day,,

bookha na rakhna mery dost ko khany ko tazi daal day day

mujhe baly hi kal ka cake+custers+biryani aur cokr ki botal 4 day day,,

phir na kehna kay DOST dua nhi kerty....''

Friendship SMS Messages - knock on ma heart

Is tarah se bhare jahan main hoon

Jaise tanha kisi makan main hoon

Waasta gair se na apnoo se

Qaid sa apne jism-o-jaan main hoon

Urta rehta hoon bas khalaoon main

Na zameen main hoon Na aasman main hoon

Kon hoon kia hoon koi kia janee...?

Hoon magar apne hi ghuman main hoon

Kon samjhe bhala mera mafhoom

Shair hoon na jane kis zaban main hoon....?

Friendship SMS Messages - The Words That Escap

Dost milte hain yahaan dil ko dukhaane ke liye,

Ungaliyaan rakhte hain vo ham pe uthaane ke liye,

kyaa qusuur un kaa ye ikk rasm chalii aayi hai,


Tohamtein hotii hain duniyaa mein lagaane ke liye,

NaaKhudaa maan ke baithe hain jin kii kashtii mein,

Vo hamein maujon mein laaye thay Dubaane ke liye,

Vo havaaon kii tarah rukh ko

badal lete hain,

Ham nasiibon se lade thay jinhein paane ke liye,

Funny SMS Messages - All nation was enjoying the match but missing one thing

Bachiyon k chakker me larke jate lutt,

Or khatey hain un k bhaiyon se wo kutt...


iss waja se larke larkiyon ko chor detay hain,

Moqa mil tey hi un k bhaiyon ko phor dete hain..

Na kare makeup to un se banda dar jata hy,

Karti hain itna makeup k weight barh jata hy ."->

Funny SMS Messages - Why I Hate C.I.D :(

Why I Hate C.I.D :(

LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???

LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.

ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...

Funny SMS Messages - dard bhara sms

Professor to Students: "1 platform 2km lamba hy, Aandhi chal rahi hy 60km/h ki speed se, aur 1 train aai aur mashriq se maghrib ki taraf chali gayi. tou ab sawal yeh hy k meri umar kitni hy?"

Saaray Students hairaan ho kar aik doosre ki taraf dekhne lagay, 1 Student ne jawab dene k liye haath kharra kiaa.

Student: Sir apki umar 42 saal hy.

Professor: Good, lekin tum ne kese calculate kiaa?

Student: Sir humare ghar k pass 1 aadmi rehta hy, woh half mental hy aur uski umar 21 saal hy....

Funny SMS Messages - Duniya ki wo konsi Company

Shikari dost say: Mein ik mrtaba shikar pay gaya or SHER say saamna hua,wo meray peechay bhaagnay laga,mein b bhaagnay laga or bhaagtay bhaagtay thak gaya to ruka, SHER meray qarib aaya or phisal gaya. Mein phr bhaaga or phr thak k ruk gaya, SHER meray qarib aaya or phisal gaya.

Shikari dost say:Agr tu meri jgha hota to kya krtay?

Dost:Meri to dar k maaray potti hee nikal jati!

Shikari: Hanstay huay,to SHER itni dair say phisal ks pay rha tha... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Height Of Jhatka

"students Vs teacherz"..

.

.

When We R in class, We R ''students'',

When They R in class, They R ''scholars''


When We corect Our writing, its ''overwritting'', when They corect their, its ''correction''

When We copy from otherz, We R ''cheaters'', when They copy, They R ''quotes''

When We joke in class, We R ''jokers'', when They joke, They R ''witty''

When We Don''T Do Our work On time, We R ''sluggish,''

When They Don''T Do, They R ''busy''

.

.

Kya Ye khula TAZAAD Nhi?

Funny SMS Messages - Clerk ne oFFice fone

sardar, a japanese, and a britisher were shipwrecked on a deserted

island. One day they came upon an old lamp buried in the sand.


As they brushed the sand from the lamp a Genie appeared and said I''ll

give each of you one wish." The japanese said "I wish I was home!" PUFF and

he was gone! The britisher said "I wish I was home!" PUFF and he too

was gone. The sardar said "Boy is it lonely here! I wish my friends were

back!"

Funny SMS Messages - students vs teacher

A sardar was tired of being sardar and constantly being the subject of all

those dumb sardar jokes. He finally cut his hair. He decided to take a drive through the country to celebrate his new life. Going past a field of sheep (he loved sheep) he stopped and asked the farmer "If i can guess how many sheep in your flock, can I have one?" The farmer laughed and said "Sure, Sir"

He gazed out for a few seconds and said "There''s 1,973 sheep" The farmer said with amazement "Your''re right! Go and pick one out". On his way back to his car he was stopped by the farmer yelling "Hey Sir! If I can guess your real identity can I have my dog back?"

Funny SMS Messages - 1 day a monkey looked

Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didnt light.

He tried another, It didnt light too. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.

“What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?” asked the another man.

Santa replied, “Thats a lucky match stick. Ill use it again.”

Funny SMS Messages - Malak : Kyun Khan Tme 15

Ek Larki Kisi K Saath

Bhaag Gai

Ek Larki Ko Kuch

Ghunday Utha Kr Le

Gaye

Ek Larki Apne

Shohar Se Larne

K Baad Apne Ghar

Aa Gai

Ek Larki Apni Saas k

Haatho''n Zulm Ka

Nishana Bani

El Larki Chhat Se Giri

Aur Usay Kafi Chotai''n Aai

EXPRESS NEWS

Har LARKI Per Nazar ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - ROz naya kapde penkar meri rhe gurzar se gurzar jati ho

Dentist : "Iam sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you Rs 250 for pulling your boy''s tooth."


Woman: "Rs 250! Why? You said you charged only Rs 50 for such work!"

Dentist: "Yes, but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the clinic ;->

Funny SMS Messages - A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant

''Jab paad diya to darna kya,

Jab paad diya to darna kya.

Paad diya koi Potti nahi ki,

Chup chup k Naak band karna kya.

Aaj karen ge khul k Pakhana,


Jaan bhi le le chahe Zamana.

Poti wohi jo dunya dekhe,

Patla sa dast ab karna kya.

Jab paad diya to darna kya''

Love SMS Messages - TUM SE KABHI KUCH

matti ke jitne ghar main banata chala gaya

ik shaks khafa ho ke girata chala gaya

woh mujse buhat door door bhagta raha

jitna main uske naaz uthata chala gaya

ik mere waste he osne dard rakhe the

baki to wo har ik ko hasata chala gaya

thi haath main taqat magar dil nahin mana

uske siwa main subko harata chala gaya

dil main oski yaaad ke jitne chiragh the roshan

onko bhi wo sitmgar bhujata chala gaya

Friendship SMS Messages - When i open my

We Make So Many Friends,

Sum Bcum Dearest,

Sum Bcum Special,

Felt In Love Wid Sum1,

Sum Go Abroad,

Sum Change Their Cities,

Sum Left Us,

We Left Sum,

Sum R In Contact,

Sum R Not In Contact,

Sum Don''t Contact Cuz Ov Their Ego,

We Don''t Contact Sum Cuz Ov Our Ego,

Wht Eva They Were,

How Eva They Are..

We Still Remember, Love, Missed, Cared Them Cuz Ov The Part They Played To Made


"MEMORIES"

Dedicated 2 All My,

(-: "FRIENDS" ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Chor Se-" Wada

New Student Remix Of Amplifier:

KaAliyan bariyan we paper nu me laawa,

Speed me 220 di likhaan,

Teacher de saamne me nai rukda,

Em a night writer,

Rem0vAan maAr mar paper nu chehk kad da,

Sarey bchey takde we ki hogaya,

Lagda we aj mera paper hogaya,

Un nu me puchda,

Ni paper sada le ja ni jattiye,


Ni dur isey le ja we ariye,

Ni teacher tu meri, meri, Mein tera student dent.

Love SMS Messages - To describe love

zindagik kisi mor per khud ko tanha na samajhna,me tere sath hun apne se juda na samjhna,me tujhse jan se bad kar pyar karta hun,meri muhabbat ko bura na sajhna,tum phuloon ki tarah khubsurat ho,masoom ho,dekho meri is tareef ko bejaan na samjhna,umar bher tera sath dene ka wada kiya he,zindagi ne agar sath na diya to bewafa na samjhna,ab b tune mere pyar ko thukraya sanam,ise mera muqaddar jan na apni khata na samjhna..

Funny SMS Messages - Pakistan ki awaam ko kitni Khushiyan mili ?

''jadeed Eduaction Muhawry!!

1. " Science say Gira Arts me Atka"

2." Fail hoty ko Practicals ka Sahara"

3. "Dagree le k Aag me Daal"

4. "3rd Divsion pas Ghar ka na Ghat ka"

5. "Dost wo jo Imtihan me Cheating Karary"

6. " Likhna na Jnay, Nib terhi"

7. "Qadar kho Deta hai Roz ka University jana".''

Love SMS Messages - U may meEt ppL

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot...

who calls you back when you hang up on him...

who will stay awake just to watch you sleep...

wait for the guy who kisses your forehead...

who holds your hand in front of his friends...

this is Love ,true love will knock on your heart Anytime...

Funny SMS Messages - eXams r thereat da paper u starethe

Banta was amazed to find Santa playing chess with his dog.

He watched the game in astonishment for a while.

"I can hardly believe my eyes!" Banta exclaimed.

"That"s the smartest dog I"ve ever seen."

"Nah, he"s not so smart," Santa replied.

"I"ve beaten him three games out of five"

Funny SMS Messages - Khan ko kisi ne bataya

ek admi apni family doctors ke paas ja kar bola:

"doctor saab, bibi ke liye jukam ka, bete ke liye khansi ka, beti ke liye bookhar ka, mammi ke liye peeth dard ka, papa ke liye ghutno ka dard ka dawai likh dijiye"

doctor saab ne sab ka dawai likh kar phir woh admi se pusha, " baki sab log ghar mein thik thak hai na??

Love SMS Messages - I''m Not Begging

Tere IsHQ ne Bakhshi Hai Ye Soghat Musalsal,

Tera zikar Hamesha Teri Baat Musalsal,

Ek Muddat Hoi Tere Baam O dar se Nikle,

Rehti Hai phir B Tujh se Mulaqat Musalsal,

DiL Lagi, DiL ki Lagi Ban jati Hai,

jab Tasawwur Main Guzarti Hai Raat Musalsal,

jab saY dekha zulf e preshan ka Aalam,

UljhaY Howe Rehte Hain Mere Din Raat Musalsal,

Main Muhabbat Main Us Mqaam pe pohncha Hon jahan,

Meri zaat Main Rehti Hai teri zaat Musalsal...

Naughty SMS Messages - What Will Happen If

Kbi kbi dil chahta he k kuch aisa hojae.


Paperz hon mgr result na aye,

Classz hun mgr teacher na aye,

Van mai bethain mgr school na aye,

Picnic pr jaen mgr wo khtam na hone paye,

Gaarri chalaen mgr wo petrol na khaey,

Kabi kabi parhain mgr position pahli aaye,

Haftay me 4 din hon takay Sunday jaldi jaldi aye,

Sub dost treat datay rhein or hamari bari kabi na aaey.

Aur

Light ay magar wapas na jaey.

Kash k sb aisey hi ho jaey.

Ge0 pakistani students . .

Funny SMS Messages - how can you tell wh

Insan ki POTI ke 4 Rang Hotay Hen

1- Peela (Yelow)

2- Hara (Green)

3- kala (ßlack)

4- kathye (ßrown)

Insani POTI Me Ye Chezein Aksar Dakhna ko Milti Hein


1. Kheery k ßeech

2. Kuti Huwi Mirch

3. Rol Huwe Timatar

4. Dhanya

kabi POTI ko Ghor Se Dakho To Images ßanti Hain

1, Cheel (Eagle)

2, Saanp (Snake)

3, ßhoot (Ghost)

4, Dinasour

etc...

Types Of POTI

1. Patla Dast

2. Sakht

3. Gaarhi

4. Sookhi

5. Jelly

6. Oily

Info Collected ßy

(Wiliam POti)

Friendship SMS Messages - rab se aap

Tu door hai mujh sey, per paa$ bhi hai ,,

Teri kami main kahin , tera ehsaa$ bhi hai..

Tujh $ey Do$t hain laakhon, jahan main merey,

Per tu Do$t bhi hai, aur khaa$ bhi hai ..

Tuney Khu$hiyan mujhey itni di hain keh aaj,,

Tujhey khoney ka dil main ehsaa$ bhi hai ...

KHUDA ne yuun nawaza, teri Do$ti se mujhey,,

Keh mujhey khud pe gumaan hai, aur naaz bhi hai.....

Funny SMS Messages - The Best And Fastest Way To Become Millionaire

Ek Khan Sahb Sey Koi Puchta Hey K "Time Kya Horaha Hey" ???

Khan: Baj Kr 10 mint

Fir Puchta He Boltey Hen


Khan: Baj Kr 15 mint

Fir Puchta He Boltey Hen

Khan: Baj Kr 20 mint

Thak Har K Banda Bolta Hey K Kya Baj Kr ???

Khan: Kaisey Bta0n Merey Ghari Mein Ghantey Ki S0en Hey Nhi Hey ;->;-)

Funny SMS Messages - Aao! Batao''n

Why pakistan is in trouble ? Population: 16 crore

4 crore retired

3 crore in state govt don''t work

2 crore in school

2 crore under 5 year

2 crore unemployed


2 crore house wives

99,99,998 are any time in jail.

The balance is you & me. you are busy in checking SMS.

HOW can i handle pakistan alone?

Friendship SMS Messages - Friendship Is The Rainbow

When a Girl Accepts Your Friend

Request

it means she accepted Your


"Friendship" Not Your "Proposal"..

When a Girl sends you a Friend

Request it means She wants to be your Friend

not Your Girlfriend.

When She Tag you

it means she wants to share her

Thoughts with You

'n not that She's Lost in Your Thoughts..

When she comments on Your status

it means She's just being Social 'n not


Flirting..

When She Like Your comment

it means She like Your Comment not You. !

Friendship SMS Messages - Friends are like

DOSTI wo hy jo

“JANUARY” ki dhoop ho,

“FEBRUARY” ki barish ho,

“MARCH” ki shaam ho,

“APRIL” ki hawa ho,

“MAY” ki subah ho,

“JUNE” ki chawo’on ho,

“JULY” ki khushboo ho,

“AUGUST” ki taaron bhri raat ho,
“SEPTEMBER” ki chandni ho,

“OCTOBER” ki rim-jhim ho,

“NOVEMBER” ki bahaar ho,

“DECEMBER” ki sard raat ho,

Us sardi mai mery sard Hath hon or aap ky leay Dua ek khass ho k,
” SADA
KHUSH
RAHO “ameen”

Love SMS Messages - I Love To Walk In

Kaash Mein Tere Haseen Haath Ka Kangan Hota
Tu Bade Payar Say Chao Say Bade Maan K Saath

Apni Nazuk Si Kalayi Mein Chadhati Mujh Ko
Aur Bay Taabi Say Furqat K Khizan Lamho Mein

Tu Kisi Soch Mei Doobi Jo Ghumaati Mujh Ko
Mein Tere Hath Ki Khushboo Say Mehak Jata

Jab Kabhi Mood Mein Aa Kar Mujhay Chooma Karti
Tere Honton Ki Hidat Say Dahak Sa Jaata

Raat Ko Jab Bhi Tu Neendon Kay Safar Pay Jaati
Mar Mareein Haath Ka Takiya Banaya Karti

Mein Tere Kaan Say Lag Kar Kayi Baatein Karta
Teri Zulfon Tere Gaal Ko Chooma Karta

Mujh Ko Bay Taab Sa Rakhta Teri Chahat Ka Nasha
Mein Teri Rooh K Gulshan Mein Mehak Ta Rehta

Mein Tere Jism K Aangan Mein Khanakta Rehta
Kuch Nahi To Ye Bay Naam Sa Bandhan Hota

Kaash Mein Tere Haseen Haath Ka Kangan Hota

Funny SMS Messages - ik admi ki nai shadi hoti hai wo apni begum se bharey huey

Ded Futiya....Mumbai ka sabse bada bhai hai....

lekin uski biwi usko chhor ke chali jaati hai....

woh itna tut jaat hai ki woh apni pyari gun se shaadi kar leta hai...

agle din saara India uski pooja karta hai... lekin kyon??

arre gun se shadi karne ke baad woh GUN-PATI ho jaata hai....

Friendship SMS Messages - Friendship is sweet

Dost Banana Sikha Dia He Zindagi Ne

Khush Rehna Sikha Dia He Zindagi Ne

Door Reh Ker Bhi Paas Hote Ho Tum

Tum Se Baat Kerna Sikha Dia He Zindagi Ne

Rona Nahi Ata Mujhay Shayed


Hansna Sikha Dia He Zindagi Ne

Phoolon Me Khushboo Hi Na Sahi

Per Khushboo Ko Mahsoos Kerna Sikha Dia He Zindagi Ne

Love SMS Messages - Love is a symbol

No Matter Where You Go..No Matter What You Do..

If We Grow Apart..Or Come Closer Together..

If You Fall In Love..And Forget All About Me..

Or If You Came To Hate Me..I Want You To Know That


I Will Always Love You..And Always Be There For You..

No Matter Where Your Destiny Lies..You Will Always Be My Friend..

And If Fate Tears Us Apart..Always Remember That

No Matter How Long It Has Been Since We Talked..

Or Why We Stopped Talking..If Life Brings You Down..

I Will Always Be There For You..You Can Call Me Anytime..Anywhere..

I Will Listin To You..I Wont Ever Judge You..And Always Remember..I Love You

Funny SMS Messages - Agar kissi k dil

Dunya Chaand pr jane k liye Be-taab hy

Hum Khush-naseeb hyn k Zameen pr rehty huey Chaand pr hyn

Ye PAKISTAN nhi


CHAAND ka tukra hy

Aur Chaand pr na Light hoti hy,

na Paani, na Gas,

na Aata, na Cheeni,

So plz no tension,

Enjoy your life on Moon ... ;->

Break Up SMS Messages - Khud ko khud se ham

kuch khud b thay afsurda say,,


kuch tum b hum say rooth gaye,,

kuch khud hi zzakhm k aadi thay,,

kuch sheeshay hath say choot gaye,,

kuch khud b hassaas thay bohat,,

kuch apnay muqadar rooth gaye,,

kuch tum ko sach say nafrat thi,,,

kuch hum say na bolay jhoot gaye,,

kuch logon nay uskaya tumain,,

kuch apnay muqadar phoot gaye,,

kuch khud itnay mohtaat na thay,,


kuch log b hum ko loot gaye,,

kuch talkh hakaik thay itnay,

k khaab hi saray toot gaye.........

Sad SMS Messages - aakhi hum ne

zindagi per aik kitab likhon ga
main us me wo saare hisaab likhon ga

hui barbad meri zindagi kese?
Kese bikhre hen mere khawab likhon ga

khud ko kisi tili ka roop de kr
auron ka chehra gulab likhon ga

kisi ko llzam-e-bewafa na donga
bas apni hi qismat kharab likho ga

Funny SMS Messages - Mummy: Jo Mera Sabse

Aap Q Pareshaan Hain...???

Kia Aap Ko Theek Terha Se Neend Nahi Aati...

Kia Raat Ko Sote Main


Jaag Jate Hain

Kia Raat Ko jaagne Ki Waja Se

Aap Ko Baar Baar Rona Bhi Parta Hai ???

Ab Mazeed Pareshaani Ki Zarurat Nahi

Kion K Hum Laaye Hain

Sirf Aap K Liye.....

PAMPERS Twin Pack

Ab Sirf 169 Rs/- Main

Chain Se Sona Khoob Barhna... ;->

Love SMS Messages - Chaman mein rehte

A relationship is like a rose,

How long it lasts, no one knows;

Love can erase an awful past,

Love can be yours, you''ll see at last;

To feel that love, it makes you sigh;

To have it leave, you''d rather die;


You hope you''ve found that special rose,

Cause you love and care for the one you chose.

– Rob Cella

Funny SMS Messages - Munnabhai:

A junior in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said :
Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !......
Boss shouted : do you know whom you're talking to?!!!!!!
... Junior: no!
Boss: i'm the boss of this office.
Junior(in the same tone): & do u know whom you're talking to?
Boss: no!
Junior: thank God.(and disconnected the phone).. ;) :P

Funny SMS Messages - memon 0r sunao thand

(Bechara Mard)

Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zalim,

agar aurat se pit jaye to buzdil,

aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun,

peeche chale to zan mured,

aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous,

agar kuch na kahe to beghairat,


agar ghar se bahar rahe to awara,

ghar mein rahe to nakara,

bachon ko dantay to jabir,

na dantay to laperwah,

aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos,

na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala.

.

.

Haye Mard bechara jaye tu jaye kahan...

Sad SMS Messages - Mujhe apne barbad Hone ka gum nahi

Tera dard tha, teri yad thi,
Main jahan raha,
Main jidhar gya,
Mera din too yunhi guzar gya,
Hui shaam too main bikhar gya, Is abr ka mere yaar se......
Bara milta julta mizaj hai,
Kabi toot kr baras gya, kabi berukhi se guzar gya,
Jab main chhor jaunga wo gali,
Use yaad aye gi tub meri,
Khoje ga jab wo idhar udhar,
To khabar mile gi main mar gia.....!

Funny SMS Messages - Aik janaza dekh kar larki muskurae

Main kitna tum py marta hun,

Aur kitni Mohabat krta hon.

Bas ik shikayt hai tum sy,

Main jab bhi perhnay lagta hon.

Tum chupky sy ajati ho,

Aur aky mujhy behkati ho.

Na jany kiya smjhati ho,

Aur apny pass bulati ho.

Yeh soch zra,

Ae mairi jaan!

Kuch kaam bhi hai is duniya ke,

Har waqt ki chahat theek nahi.

Aghosh teri to phir bhi sahi,

Lekin yeh waqt hai perhny ka.

Ja aj mujhy tu perhnay dy,

Ae NEEND..!

Mujhy kuch krny Dy.

Funny SMS Messages - SUPERMAN Dushmano se Lad Raha Hai,

on public demand releasing all over Pakistan

"The Return of Phoolan Devi"

Directed by: Condo Lisa Rice

Produced by: GHQ Rawalpindi

Script in: USA & UK

Actor: Musharraf

Actoress: Benazir

Supporting Actor: Maulana Diesel

Characterless Actors: Chaudharies

Dancer: Sherry Rehman

Action sound track by: MQM

Action sponsored by: Al-Qaeda

Funny SMS Messages - Macher aur Makhi Ke Hogai Shaadi.

NAFSYAT ki class main profesor ne chuhe

k samne chuhiya or Gandum ka dana

rakha Chuha daney ki tarf gya

Profesor ne makai ka dana rakha Chuhe

ne is martaba bhi chuhiya pr

dhyan na dya Profesor bola, dekha,

bhook main zyada taqat hy.

Pichli bench se awaz ayi

Sir ek dafa chuhiya b badal kr dekhen... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - OncE jAmEs BonD

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai,

Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai,

Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ?

Mein ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai,

Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind,

Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai,

Wahi duniya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra,

Jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bacha rakha hai,

Pi ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi has k shohar,


Mar khane mein bhi qudrat ne maza rakha hai..

Funny SMS Messages - Yaad Rakho:

Pak Studies Question paper, in year 2010

Q 1. Describe the mechanism of loadsheding and blood shedding in Pak..

Q 2. How does sugar taste? Explain in ur own words.

Q 3. What is a Roti ? Briefly explain relation bw shahbaz shareef and roti.

Q 4. Draw labelled diagram of a suicide jacket..

Funny SMS Messages - A recently fired

science k teacher kehtey hein k dil aur dimagh mil kar jism ka nizam challatey hein,

Urdu k Teacher kehtey hein k dil aur dimagh mukhtalif hotey hein,dimagh kuch aur kehta hai aur dil kuch aur,

So students mein nein hal dhoond liya hai,

"Aayo apney apney dil kissi ko dey aayein phir khali dimagh k saath study karein ghey"

Love SMS Messages - Love; someone who

,,MeRa NaaM LeNa,,

jab kabhi udaas hona,-

-jab kabhi naashaad hona,

our meri judaai ka sadma sehna,

tum kisi se kabhi mat kehna,

keh tum ko mare bin nahi rehna,


jab kabhi meri yaad aaye,

tarap milne ki dil mein jagaaye,

tanhaai mein yaa mehfil mein sataaye,

our iss halat se tu tang aa jaye,

tab,

jaan gee

tum kisi se kbhi mt kehna ,

keh tum ko mare bin nahi rehna,

bas aankhein mond lena,

our pyaar se mera tasuwar karna,


our phir dhare se pyaar se Mera nam lena,

Funny SMS Messages - indian humare pass

Attention Plz

Dere''s a dangerous

virus being passed

around electronicaly,


oraly & by hand.

Diz virus is called

" Weary-Overload-

Recreational-Killer

(WORK) "

If U receive WORK frm

any of Ur Teachers,

Colleagues, Boss Or

Any1 Else via any

means


DON''T TOUCH IT

Diz virus will wipe out

Ur pvt life cmpletely ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Arz kiya hai.......

''Badtameez'' Friends are always ''bdtmz''.

They receive many msgs but they send ''ikka dukka'' msgs in a week.

Actually they r spacial kind of ''bgairat''.

They become more ''Dheet'' after a lot of ''baisti''.

They are bikhari infront of frndz. but very Sakhee 4 their girlfrnds n boyfrnds.

And they never eat ''SHARAM''. :-P

Funny SMS Messages - ''change tu mai manda hoya raag k saare

A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet


Hi, how r u?

he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?

well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?

No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.

There is an idiot in other toilet who is

answering my questions.. ;->

Love SMS Messages - Love is like a missed-call

Together You and I

Can Reach Stars In The Sky. . .

Together You and I


Can Touch Rainbows If V Try. . .

Together You and I

Can Make The Moon Smile. . .

Together You and I

Make Heaven Seem Like A Mile. . .

Together You and I

Can Make The Rain Fall. . .

Because Our Love Is Special

And Together We Have It All . . .

Funny SMS Messages - Allama Iqbal Apni GirlFriend

Judge, Mujrim Se, Batao Tumari Akhari Kwaish Kia Hai ?

Mujrim,

Aik Mob Nokia N73

5 Karror Rupay

Apki Beti Se Shadi,

USA Ka Viza,


2 Saal Ka Hanimon,

6 7 Bachay Jo Apko Nana Nana Kahe Aur Mujhe Papa,

Un Ki Shadi Karwa Dun Us K Bad Ap Jo Fasila Do Mujhe Manzor Hoga..

Funny SMS Messages - Girl hum paros wali

I Got Zero Marks in Exam.

So Check the Paper and Tell me I am right Na!

Q.1 What is Formula of Water?

Ans: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O (H to O).

Q.2 Till When 2nd World War was Fought?

Ans: From page 115 to page 120.

Q.3 Who Was Bhagat Singh?

Ans: Ajay Davegan, Bobby Deol.

Now Tel Me Who is Wrong,

Me or Teacher?:-)

Funny SMS Messages - adat se hay

Dunya Chaand pr jane k liye Be-taab hy

Hum Khush-naseeb hyn k Zameen pr rehty huey Chaand pr hyn

Ye PAKISTAN nhi

CHAAND ka tukra hy

Aur Chaand pr na Light hoti hy,

na Paani, na Gas,

na Aata, na Cheeni,

So plz no tension,

Enjoy your life on Moon ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Load shading k liye, raho tayaar,

NAME:

Basheeran Maasi

PASSI0N:

Jhaaro Pocha

SPECIALIST:

Gattar or Pipe line kholna

Date of Birth:

16/03/75

WEIGHT:164 Kgs

HEIGHT:3''5"

COLOR:Dark Chocolate blck

BIRTH PLACE:

BhAiNs C0L0ny

DREAM:


ShAdi kArooNgi to Sirf sMs phArnE wALE sE... =P

Oy huy..

MuskurAhAt tu dEkho MErE dosT keE... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Message of the year:

Dekhte Hi Dekhte Kya Zamana Agaya,

K Har Kisi k Hath Me Mobile Aa gaya,

JisNe Kabhi Larki Na PataYi Ho''''BABU'''',

Wo Gandu b Date Maar k Aa gaya,

Bari Aag Lagti Hay Us Waqt dimagh Me,

Koi Kahe k Teri Bachi Ka Number Mere Pas Aa gaya,

Ye Ajab zaleel panay Ka Part Hy''''BABU'''',

Pehle 100 Ka Card Aata Tha Ab EasyLoad b Aa gaya,

Ab Poori Raat Sirf Ek Rupay Me Baat,

Saare TharkiYo Ko Ye Package Pasand Agaya;-

Funny SMS Messages - raat

''Jab paad diya to darna kya,

Jab paad diya to darna kya.

Paad diya koi Potti nahi ki,

Chup chup k Naak band karna kya.

Aaj karen ge khul k Pakhana,

Jaan bhi le le chahe Zamana.

Poti wohi jo dunya dekhe,

Patla sa dast ab karna kya.

Jab paad diya to darna kya''

Funny SMS Messages - Laloo: I am so miser (kanjoos) th

''Memon ka beta:

abbu 2 Rps do na

Abbu:nahi dunga

Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga

Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao

Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D

Moral :


Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?

LIBRA SUNAAR''

Funny SMS Messages - Shadi k Doosre Din Beti apni maa Se:

Pehli dafa insan jab dalta hy to nervous hota hy

Ahista se dalo tou phisal k pura andar chala jata hy

phir ajeeb-o-Gharib awazein aane lagti hy

Lekin tum bilkul na Ghabrana, confidence se daley rehna or us waqt tak na nikalna jab tak apki Money nhi nikal ati

phir apna

ATM CARD

machine se nikal lena!

Funny SMS Messages - BOY:I''ll climb the

A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet

Hi, how r u?

he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?

well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?

No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.

There is an idiot in other toilet who is

answering my questions.. ;->

Funny SMS Messages - A man from Agra went

A man from Agra went

A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her parent''s house in Delhi .

When the man went to Ajmer, he asked his servant to send a telegram to his wife indicating about his trip to Ajmer.

He sent a telegram. When the wife received the telegram, she fainted.

It was written:

''Sethji aaj mar ! Gaye! (Sethji Ajmer gaye)

(yeh sms kaisa laga mujhe msg karke zaroor batana plz)

Funny SMS Messages - Assalam-O-Alaikum,

mujhe wo din aaj b yaad hai k jab,,,,,

tum hamari kursi sey ghirey they aur meinein kaha tha,

"kursi to bach ghayee hai na"!

mein uss din k liye muafi mangana chahta hoon aur aaghey sey jab b ghiro ghey to kahoon gha,

"Kursi chahey toot jaye par tum mat bachna"!

Funny SMS Messages - Lo Meri Girl Friend

b4 Marriage....

He: Yes ! Atleast It Was So Hard 2 Wait

She: Do U Want Me 2 Leave???

He: Don''t Even Think Abt t...!!!

She: Do U Love Me...???

He: Offcourse Over & Over

She: Have U Ever Cheated On Me...???

He: No... Y R U Asking ???

She: Will U Kiss Me...???

He: Every Chance I Get..

She: Will U Hit Me...???

He; Are U Crazy... I''m Not That Kind Of Person

She: Can I Trust U....??

He: Yes...

She: Darling....

After Marriage....

Simply Read From Bottom To To... U''ll Know De Answers... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - pathan and guest

Arrange Marriage:

5,00,000 Shadi Par.

1,00,000 Haq Meher.

Aur

Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000

Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000

Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667

1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778

Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963

.

Ufff! Tauba Tauba.

Love Marriage:

Sirf 120 Rupay Ka Stamp Paper.

.

.

A Massege From: The Students Of Accounting & Finance.

Invest at Your Own Risk.

Funny SMS Messages - ~ T r u t h ~

I wish u lov,i wish u joy,May u hav a baby boy.Wen his hair begin to curl,May u hav a baby girl,Wen she begin to wear pins,May ALLAH giv u twins.Wen they reach d age of four,May u hav many more..U DONT WORK ON ANY SCHEME..May u hav a Cricket Team...AMEEN

Funny SMS Messages - April fool

New Student Remix Of Amplifier:

KaAliyan bariyan we paper nu me laawa,

Speed me 220 di likhaan,

Teacher de saamne me nai rukda,

Em a night writer,

Rem0vAan maAr mar paper nu chehk kad da,

Sarey bchey takde we ki hogaya,

Lagda we aj mera paper hogaya,


Un nu me puchda,

Ni paper sada le ja ni jattiye,

Ni dur isey le ja we ariye,

Ni teacher tu meri, meri, Mein tera student dent.

Sad SMS Messages - Sad And inspirational!!!

Har taraf har jagah beshumar aadmi
Phir bhi tanhaiyon ka shikaar aadmi
Subah se shaam tak bojh dhota hua
Apni hi laash ka khud mazaar aadmi
Har taraf bhaagte daudhte raaste
Har taraf aadmi ka shikaar aadmi
Roz jeeta hua roz marta hua
Har naye din naya intezar aadmi
Zindagi ka mukkaddar safar dar safar
Aakhri saans tak bekaraar aadmi

Funny SMS Messages - Boy: if I kiss u.what u think ?

Itni Shiddat Se Maine Paas Hone Ki Koshish Ki Hai,

k har teacher ne mujhe marks dene ki saazish ki hai,

Ye exams bhi apne hindi filmon ki tarah hote hain,

ant tak sab kuch achha ho hi jata hai-HAPPYS ENDINGS.

Agar tum kisi paper mein paas hona chahte ho,

to saari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karane me lag jati hai,

aur agar aisa nahi hota.. to exam abhi khatam nahi hue,

SUPPLY abhi baaki hai mere dost..!

Friendship SMS Messages - Treat your life

When you are sad.....

I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....

I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....

I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....

I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....

I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to


quit whining.

When you are confused.....

I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....

stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.

Love SMS Messages - Best Romantic

Tere ikhlas say mohabat ki hai

Tere ehsas se mohabat ki hay

Mana tu paas nahi hai phir bhi hum nay

Teri yaad se mohabat ki hai

Kabhi tu ne bhi mujhe yaad kia hoga

Mainay teri yaad k lamhaat say mohabat ki hai

Jin mein hoon sirf teri or meri batein

Meinay un auqaat say mohabbat ki hai

Or jo mehkay hoon sirf teri hi mohabat say

Meinay un jazbat say mohabat ki hay


Tujh say milna to ab khuwab sa lagta hai

Meinay tere intezar se mohabat ki hay

Funny SMS Messages - tell me your name in english

Ek din me uske sath gaya date per,

Phir usne apni birthday pe bulaya cake pr,

Hum ne kuch baten ki beth kr,

Uske bhai ne hamari baten sunli late kr,

Phir usne mujhe chamat lgaya khench kr,

Ek haftey tak me leta rha bed pr,

Ab kabhi nahi jaonga date pr... =P ;->

Love SMS Messages - Love is not how

Tere IsHQ ne Bakhshi Hai Ye Soghat Musalsal,

Tera zikar Hamesha Teri Baat Musalsal,

Ek Muddat Hoi Tere Baam O dar se Nikle,

Rehti Hai phir B Tujh se Mulaqat Musalsal,

DiL Lagi, DiL ki Lagi Ban jati Hai,

jab Tasawwur Main Guzarti Hai Raat Musalsal,

jab saY dekha zulf e preshan ka Aalam,

UljhaY Howe Rehte Hain Mere Din Raat Musalsal,

Main Muhabbat Main Us Mqaam pe pohncha Hon jahan,

Meri zaat Main Rehti Hai teri zaat Musalsal...

Funny SMS Messages - 4 guys 1 4rm HARVARD

4 guys 1 4rm HARVARD

4 guys

1 4rm HARVARD

2 4rm OXFORD

3 4rm TEXAS

4 Sardar 4rm punjab university

1 Question


what is th fastest thing in world?

OXFORD: light

HARVARD: thought

TEXAS: blink of an eye

Sardar: its loose motions

bcz

last night i was lying in my bed

n

b4 i could blink,think or turn on th lights,

it was over!

Friendship SMS Messages - When You Ask GOD

Sometimes I wonder why V r Frndz?

What made us so special for eachother

that V chose each other as good Frndz.

Then I think may b it was our fate

that made us care for eachother

that made us understand eachother

but then again a tear comes in my eye

thinking one day my Fndz will leave me


getting busy with their lives but I stop

my tears saying some silent words

"I TRUST MY FRNDZ,

THEY WON''T LEAVE ME"

Dedicated to all my special Frndz

Love SMS Messages - Kisi Ke Deedar Ko

I miss the voice that calls my name


I miss the hand that holds me securely

I miss the words that enlivens my day

I miss those eyes that see my soul

I miss the way you call my name

Along with the way you hold my hand

I miss you dearly how you love me

And how you tell me you do

I long to hear that voice again

I hope to feel your hand brush against mine

I hope to see those eys


And I hope to be loved by you as long as I have life

Funny SMS Messages - Woman on date with husband''s best friend

HauLay HauLay sE Larki Patti Hai.

HauLay HauLay sE Apni Lagti Hai..

HauLay HauLay Phir SupPLy Lagti Hai.

Haommmm !!!

Tu Sabr TO Kr mErAy yaAr.

sUpPLy hO yA LarkI kA pYar.

Tu ghAr nA bTAien mEraY yaAR.

WarNA CHamri hO jAyE gI LaAL

HauLay HauLay Tu hO jAyE gA PasS "O BaLiya"

HauLay HauLay Ho jAye GA paAsS.

::sMs G@MBlr::

Funny SMS Messages - ITS GREAT TO BE A GIRL!

# Gul Khan Ne Job K liye Apply kia..

Jawab aaya to khushi mein 1 Grand Party de dali.

Dost ne farmayesh ki k appointment letter dikhao.

Gul Khan: Ye English main hai, main tarjuma karta hun,

"Dear Gul khan you do not meet"

pyary gul khan ap to milty hi nahi

"our requirements"

hamari zaroorat ho ap

"no further correspondence"

or zidd na karain jaldi ajayen

"will be entertained"

Aap ki bohot khidmat ki jaye gi.

Love SMS Messages - Love SMS

A relationship is like a rose,

How long it lasts, no one knows;

Love can erase an awful past,

Love can be yours, you''ll see at last;

To feel that love, it makes you sigh;

To have it leave, you''d rather die;

You hope you''ve found that special rose,

Cause you love and care for the one you chose.

– Rob Cella

Funny SMS Messages - Sardar wife

In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date)

and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem"s

friend...couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for

giving me a friend like u...happy birthday and dont forget


that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every

falling star."

Funny SMS Messages - Saare Gawahon

Some Of The Unrefusable Facts Of Today''s World.

Today We Have Bigger Houses But Small Families,

More Degrees But Less Common Sense,

Advanced Medicines But Poor Health,

Touched Moon But No Contact With Our Neighbours,

High Income But Less Peace Of Mind,

Free Sms''s But No Intention To Send Anyone.. =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - A Recently Fired

BOY : May I hold your hand?

GIRL : No thanks, it isn''t heavy.

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??


BOY : Sure, what''s your phone number??

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.

BOY : Don''t you ever want to improve??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!

GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

Funny SMS Messages - Evolution Of Man

Evolution Of Man

Evolution Of Man

Shadi se pehle - Hero #1

Shadi k Baad? Qulie #1

Shadi se pehle - Mene Pyar Kia

Shadi k Baad - Ye Mene Kia Kia

Shaadi Se Pehle - Jaan Mat Jao

Shaadi K Baad - Jaan Mat Khao

Shaadi Se Pehle - Tum Bin Raha Na Jaye

Shaadi K Baad - Tum Ko Saha Na Jaye

Shaadi Se Pehle - Kuch Tou Bolo

Shaadi K Baad - Kabhi Chup Bhi Tou Ho Lo

Shaadi Se Pehle - I Love U

Shaadi K Baad - Aaj Phir Aalo

Shaadi Se Pehle - Milne Kab Aaogi

Shaadi K Baad - Maike Kab Jaogi . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - wishing u 12 months

Farishta Murday Say: Main Hisaab Lainay Aaya Hun

Murda: Ayay Ho Mere Zindagi Mein Tum Bahar Bun K

Farishta: Hisaab Shoru

Murda: Pocho Zara Pocho Mujhay Keya Huwa Hai

Farishta: Allah Ko Yaad Kiya


Murda: Kabhi Bhoola Kabhi Yaad Kiya

Farishta: Kiya Tum Allah Say Dartay Ho

Murda: Pyar Keya To Darna Kiya

Farishta: Main Ja Raha Hun

Murda: Akailay Na Jana Mujhay Chor K Tum...

Farishta: Tum Cheez Keya Ho?

Murda: Main Cheez Bari Hon Mast Mast... ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - Na who farishta ho na farishtey jaisa ho

Na who farishta ho na farishtey jaisa ho

Na who farishta ho na farishtey jaisa ho
Mujhey talash hai uski jo merey jaisa ho

Merey khulus ko pehchanta ho bus kafi hai
Who koi bhi ho, kahin bhi ho, kesa bhi ho

Meri khatir marney ka hosla bhi rkhta ho
Agar kabhi rooth jaoon mein us sey to

Muskra key manayee, woh aisa ho
Jo baat karey to woh nibha bhi sakey

Iradon mein woh apney chatanon jaisa ho
Dukhon mein hansney ka hunar janta ho

Ik aisa hamsafar jo samandar kitarah gahrah ho
Us key pyaar ki thandak ho merey liye aisi
Key woh to bilkul aasman key chand jaisa ho

Woh sirf mera ho, jo nigahon mein haya rakhta ho
Umar bhar saath chalney ka azam-e-wafa rakhta ho

Jo khwab deney ko qadir ho meri aankhon ko
Meri mohabbat ko pehchan sakay woh aisa ho

Funny SMS Messages - =|

Girl:Dad, wo samne walon ka larka
mujhey bohat tang krta hai
Dad:Main abhi usey police
k hawaley krwata hoon
ta k usey sakht saza miley
Girl:Oh no Dad,
Main usey is se bhi sakht or mustakil
saza dena chahti hoon
Dad:Kiya matlab
Girl:Dad aap meri us se shadi kar dein
Dad:Waah beti waah,
intqaam leney mein bilkul apni maa pe gayi ho

Funny SMS Messages - akshay kumars wife not a big star

''Badtameez'' Friends are always ''bdtmz''.

They receive many msgs but they send ''ikka dukka'' msgs in a week.

Actually they r spacial kind of ''bgairat''.

They become more ''Dheet'' after a lot of ''baisti''.

They are bikhari infront of frndz. but very Sakhee 4 their girlfrnds n boyfrnds.

And they never eat ''SHARAM''. :-P

Funny SMS Messages - 9876543210

Teacher:

Dunya Ka Pehla Insaan Kon Tha?

Pappu: Hazrat Adam!

Teacher:

Shabash! Ab Batao K Unki Nationality Kya Thi ?

Pappu: Pakistani..

Teacher: Woh kese?

Pappu:


Un K Paas Ghar Nai Tha,

Kapray Nai Thay, Aata Nai Tha,

Bijli Nai Thi,

Gas Nai Thi..

Phir B Woh Zinda Thay!!

Funny SMS Messages - dhoni yaha bhi hai

Man:Janab Main 20 K/M Per Hr Ki Raftaar

Se Ja Raha Tha,


Mgr Phir Bhi Meri Car Ko Taiz Raftaari K

Ilzaam Me Band Kr Dia Gya,

Judge:Is Baat Ka Kya Saboot Hai?

K Tum Sach Kah Rahay Ho?

Man:Janab Is Se Barh Kr Or

Kya Proof Ho Ga K Us Waqt

Main Apni B.V Ko Lenay Susral Ja Raha Tha,

Funny SMS Messages - Sardar ko uska Susar Jootey mar raha tha

Insan ki POTI ke 4 Rang Hotay Hen

1- Peela (Yelow)


2- Hara (Green)

3- kala (ßlack)

4- kathye (ßrown)

Insani POTI Me Ye Chezein Aksar Dakhna ko Milti Hein

1. Kheery k ßeech

2. Kuti Huwi Mirch

3. Rol Huwe Timatar

4. Dhanya

kabi POTI ko Ghor Se Dakho To Images ßanti Hain

1, Cheel (Eagle)


2, Saanp (Snake)

3, ßhoot (Ghost)

4, Dinasour

etc...

Types Of POTI

1. Patla Dast

2. Sakht

3. Gaarhi

4. Sookhi

5. Jelly


6. Oily

Info Collected ßy

(Wiliam POti)

Funny SMS Messages - never say i failed 1000 times

Why Pakstanis are easy to identify?

1. Everything cooked in garlic & onion

2. Re-use of gift papers

3. Always arive atleast 1 hour late to a party

4. Chldren have names rhyming

5. Talk for an hour at the gate when leaving somebody''s house

6. Keep leftover food in fridge

7. You live wth your parents even when you are 40 years old

8. Don''t use measure cups when cooking

9. Bedsheets on sofas to keep them away from getting dirty

10. Cover everything with plastic even if its a remote control :D

Love SMS Messages - Gham me hasne walo

REAL BEAUTY

Do not judge by color of eyes

but judge by innocence in the eyes

Do not judge by lipstick worn on the lips

but judge by truth spoken by lips

Do not judge by complexion of hands


but judge by workdone by those hands

Do not judge by golden anklet worn on feet

but judge by the brave steps taken by the feet

Do not judge by height,weigh or any physical part

but judge by purity of heart!

Funny SMS Messages - Golden Words.:

A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.

He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?

sardar:3 months.

Wife: or meri shadi ko ?

Sardar: 3 months

Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?

Sardar:3 month.

Wife: total kitne hue?

Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing

Balle Balle;->

Funny SMS Messages - Ek Faqeer Bachi Se

Ek Faqeer Bachi Se

Ek Faqeer Bachi Se

ALLAH K Naam Par De Beta

Bachi


Main Beta Nahi Beti Hun

Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Beti

Bachi

Mera Naam Nusrat Hai

Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat

Bachi

Mera Pora Naam: Nusrat Parveen Hai

Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat Parveen

Bachi: Ye Hui Na Baat

Ab Maaf Karo Baba

Sad SMS Messages - kitny anmool hoty hain ya mohabbt k risty b

Tera dard tha, teri yad thi,
Main jahan raha,
Main jidhar gya,
Mera din too yunhi guzar gya,
Hui shaam too main bikhar gya, Is abr ka mere yaar se......
Bara milta julta mizaj hai,
Kabi toot kr baras gya, kabi berukhi se guzar gya,
Jab main chhor jaunga wo gali,
Use yaad aye gi tub meri,
Khoje ga jab wo idhar udhar,
To khabar mile gi main mar gia.....!

Love SMS Messages - TaLk 2 me wHe

Don''t find love, let love find you.

That''s why it''s called falling in love


because you don''t force yourself to fall, you just fall.

Once you accept someone for who and what

they really are, they will surprise you

by being better than you ever expected.

LOVE is loving/accepting a person with all

his/her strength and weaknesses.

Funny SMS Messages - Is SMS ko bht

1 memon mutthi me ropiya lie jaraha tha

Thori der bad mutthi kholi hatheli

pe pasina dekh kr memon bola

Na ro mere rupay me

tujhe hergiz kharch nhi kroga.. ;->

D Feelngs Of D 1 Who Is Vry Close

2 Our Heart,

Coz D Book Wen Held Vry Close

2 Our Eyes Is Very Difficult 2 Read

Love SMS Messages - The Heart Is The

What is a soulmate?

It''s like a best friend but more.

It''s that one person that knows u better than anyone else.

Someone who makes you a better person, actually..they don''t make u a better person, u do that yourself. They inspire you.

A soulmate is someone who you carry with you forever.

The person who knew you and accepted you, before anyone else did.

Or when no one else would.

And no matter what happens, you will always love them. And nothing could ever change that.

Funny SMS Messages - ''Yaar Aik Kaam Tha Tum Se!

Movie titles related to eng students:

exams - socha na tha,

classes - kabhi kabhi,

question papers - na tum jano na hum,

copying - yaarana,

maths2 - asambhav,


maths1 - mission impossible,

environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,

1st semester - kuch to hai,

2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,

distinction - kal ho na ho,

1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,

2nd class - dil mange more

fail - phir milenge

Love SMS Messages - If you truly lov

Kaanch Ki Choori

Kitni Sada,
Kitni Pyari,
Kanch Ki Chori Jesi Larki,
...College K Ik Kamry Me Bethi,
Jany Kya Kuch Soch Rahi Thi,
Us Ka Hath Kalai Pr Tha,
Or Who Kch Kch Khofzada Thi,
Ab Kia Hoga???
Mai B Us K Pas Hi Betha,
Us Ko Ghur Sy Dekh Raha Tha,
Mene Us Ka Hath Pakra,
Aur Pyar Sy Pocha,
Kiya Qissa Hy?????
Uski Ankhen Bheeg Gaien,
Aur Wo Dheemi Si Awaz Me Boli..

Dekho..!!!

Chori Toot Gai

Funny SMS Messages - New Song

6 truths of life:-

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You’re smiling now, because you are an idiot.

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.

6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.

Funny SMS Messages - Agar kisi ki maa ke paas bohot daulat hai to use kya kahoge???

"students Vs teacherz"..

.


.

When We R in class, We R ''students'',

When They R in class, They R ''scholars''

When We corect Our writing, its ''overwritting'', when They corect their, its ''correction''

When We copy from otherz, We R ''cheaters'', when They copy, They R ''quotes''

When We joke in class, We R ''jokers'', when They joke, They R ''witty''

When We Don''T Do Our work On time, We R ''sluggish,''

When They Don''T Do, They R ''busy''

.

.


Kya Ye khula TAZAAD Nhi?

Funny SMS Messages - Ek shareef admi

1 pathan 12 floor pe office me betha tha

1 admi aya or bola,Gul Khan tmhari beti bhag gayi

Ye sunte hi pthan ne 12 floor se jump lagadi

Niche girte waqt10th flor pr yad aya k hmara to koi beti hi nhi,5th flor pr yad aya k hmari to abi shadi hi ni hue or gir kr yad aya k hmara name to GUL KHAN hi nhi hy..

Funny SMS Messages - Apun tera dost,

1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.

Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.

Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,

Memon ne phir khoon dia.

Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,

Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?


Arbi:Munna…!!

Ab hamarey ander bhi memono ka khoon dor raha hay:)

Funny SMS Messages - Ik adme chupkay say

Lovers with Mobile in Pakistan cities . . .

ISLAMABAD

Hello Janu

chalo aj CHINEESE Restaurant m Dinner Meri traf sy

RAWALPINDI

Hello Janu


Kahan ho Tum ??

Ek Ghantty sy college k Gate py kharra hon

LAHORE

Hello Janu

aj to film ka mood ban rha hy aur wo b Tumhry saath

KARACHI

Hello Janu

what a Fantastic Mosam

Chalo Beach py Jaty hy..

PESHAWAR


Hello Janu

Kahan ho Tum ??

abhi abhi BOMB BLAST huwa hy

Tum khairiyat sy to ho?? ;->

Funny SMS Messages - U May Have 10 Ppl 2 Talk

A sardar wanted to sell his old battered Maruti car which had done more than

100,000 kms. Since no body was inclined to buy it, he approached his friend to

help him dispose it off. The friend advised him to have the mileage meter

reading reduced to around 30,000 kms so that he could tell the prospective

customer that it has been used sparingly. The sardar liked the idea. A few

weeks later the same friend met him and enquired whether he was able to

dispose off his car. The sardar replied, "Are you mad? Who sells a car which


has done only 30000 kms

Funny SMS Messages - ''Aaj, kal, harpa

One day a sardarji was sitting in his office on the

thirteenth floor building when a man came running in

to his office and shouted "Santa Singh your daughter


Preeto just died in an accident" Sardarji was in

panic.Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office

window. While coming down when he was near the tenth

floor he remembered he didn''t have a daughter named

Preeto. When he was near the fifth floor he remembered

he was not married.When he was about to hit the ground

he remembered he was not Santa Singh.

Funny SMS Messages - Har Baat Se Inkar Nahi Hota,

''After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.

Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?

Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.

Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?


Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.

Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?

Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.

Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.

Son: Mai kiya Allama ki Aulaad hon jo pass ho jaonga.''

Funny SMS Messages - aj me bohat udas hon

Aik baat bataoon? wo meri chahat nahee zaroorat ban ghayee hai, wo jab b aati hai meri zindagi k sab chiragh roshan karti hai, laikin kabhi hamarey pyar k "dushman" ussey ley jaatey hein,wo b kya karey ussey jana pardta hai aur mein b kuch nahee kar pata,

Koi jaaye aur pyar k "dushmanoon" sey kahey k uss(Bijli) na ley jaya karein.

Friendship SMS Messages - Friend ship is like a

Ek Din Zindagi Aise Muqaam Pe Pohanch Jayegi

Dosti Tou Sirf Yaado''n Me Reh Jayegi

Har Cup Coffee Ka Yaad Doston Ki Dilayega

Aur

Hanste Hanste Phr Aankhe''n Num Ho Jayengi

Office K Chamber Me Classroom Nazar Ayega

Par Chahne Pe Bhi Proxy Nahi Lag Payegi.

Paisa Tou Bahut Hoga Mgr Usey Lutane Ki Wajah He Kho Jayegi

Jee Le Khulke Is Pal Ko Mere Dost Kyun K Zindagi In Palon Ko Phir Se Nahi Dohrayegi

-->Dedicated To All My Frndz<--

Sad SMS Messages - Ho Gayi Dil Ko Teri Yaad Se Ik Nisbat_e_Khaas Mohsin..

Kabhi shikaston ka dukh uthaye to us say pochon,
Woh meri manind toot jaye to us say pochon,
Usey bhi koi sitara manzil say door kar day,
Usey bhi koi rasta nazer na aey to us say pochon,
Safer main woh bhi kisi karey imtihan say guzrey,
Usay bhi koi yun azmaye to us say pochon,
Meri tarhan din charhey woh bhi soye salik,
Usey bhi raat bher neend na aye to us say pochon.