Funny SMS Messages - height of a music lover

5 Points That Prove

"U r A Normal Student"

1- Unnecessary Talk

On Phone

2- Plan Each Day 2 Study

But End Of The Day

"Kal Se Pakka"

3- U''ve All The Data But

U Work 1 Day B4 The

Dead Line

4- Rite Now U r Thinking

Of 4wrding This Msg To ur


Frnds

5- On Each Point U Smiled

Coz Its True ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - ICC has decided to shorten

jaise hi khunchuus ne pakya, pappu aur bittu ko kaata....

teeno ne milke khunchuus ko ek ke baad ek kaan ke neeche diye...pairon se....thakur ke chappal pehne the unhone...

ab khunchuus ko bahut sharam aayi aur lajja ke maare dispensary se bahar bhag gaya...chaman bhi uske peeche peeche bhaaga...

lekin ab machchar ro rahe the kyu ki unke kaan ab tak saaf nahi hue...

udhar KAAN film festival bhi deri se shuru hui.......-;>

Funny SMS Messages - Agar Koi Galti

Biscuit walay ka LOVE LETTER...

Dear MARIE!

Today is GOODDAY. I''m in GALA . U''ve made my life SOOPER.

I''m the PRINCE of ur heart.

I want to buy u BAKERY,

so u can give me a TREAT everyday. U''ve Krack''jacked my JAM HEART.

Now i''m in 50-50 position.

Plz i wana hav a PARTY with u.

Tumhara TIGER...!

Funny SMS Messages - If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the d

If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the d

If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who

doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is

doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the

doctor who doctors doctors?

"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor''s the doctor.

Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his


own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the

doctor in the doctor''s way"

Sad SMS Messages - Kabhi Arsh Per

(GhAzaL)
Fasly To Pyar Ki "Pehchan" Howa Krty Hein

Na Jany Q Log "Preshan" Howa Krty Hein,

Ye Haqeqat Hy K Jahan Toot K Chaha Jaye,

Wahan Bichrny K "Imkan" Howa Krty Hain,

"Muhbt" B Tofan Utha Deti Hai Dil Main,

Phr Rasty Sunsan Howa Krty Hein,

Dil B To Ek Ghr Hai Jo Kbi Bsta Hai

Ujry To Phr Jesy Khali "Makan" Howa Krty Hein

Bhichry Kbi B Lout K Nhi Aaty
.SAQI.

Bas Fqt "Yadon" K Kuch "Nishan" Howa Krty Hein...:

Funny SMS Messages - theepa

When I was younger I hated going to weddings ... it seemed that all of my

aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the

ribs and cackling, telling me, ''You''re next.''

They stopped that stuff after I started doing the same thing to them at


funerals..... :d

Funny SMS Messages - Balance Rs 00.00

Step by step the journey goes on,

Little by little it may seem so long.

Forget about your past, you can"t change it,

Forget about your future, you cant predict it.

Just think about present, you can handle it.

Enjoy presents every moment & be happy....


HAPPY BIRTHDAY to U....!

Friendship SMS Messages - do$ti Yaqeen pe

One Fine day, all of us will get busy wid our lives, long working hours, no more classes, lectures, friends n sms'', some will get married, won''t have time for ourselves,

at such a day u will look outsid ur window n see the good old memories flash by u & u will get a smile with a tear in ur eyes & turn back to ur work thinking I wish I could go back..

Send this to all your friends who helped to create such memories

Friendship SMS Messages - Assalamu''Alaikum

Assalamu''Alaikum

Assalamu''Alaikum

I told GOD let all my freinds be healthy & happy forever!

GOD said:But for 4 days only!

I said:Yes, let them be a Spring day,Autumn day,Summer day & Winter day!

GOD said:No. 3 days!

I said:Yes, Yesterday,Today&2mrw!

GOD said:No. 2 days!

I said:Yes,a Bright day (Day Time) and Dark day (Night Time)!

GOD said:No.Just 1 day!

I said:Yes!

GOD asked:Which day?

I said:Everyday!

GOD said:U realy know how to negotiate.but since u are praying & asking happiness for ur friends,I can''t refuse.

I love everyone who thinks of others 1st,so dont u worry.

All ur friends wil b happy everyday ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Ek haseena par nigahain tehri thi,

Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. It will be wonderful if you serve me coffee free of cost today.

Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. It will be wonderful if you drink it from an empty cup today . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Mumbai attacks ka

''GSG PUKAAR.

HUKMARANO

Ye Dolat B Lay Lo

Ye Chen Aur Amn B Lay Lo ye Ezat Aur Rozgar B Lay Lo

ye Sahat Aur Talem B Lalo

Tax+tax

Lay Lo


ye Shuhrat B Lay Lo

bhalay CHEEN Lo Pora PAKISTAN ek chief justice k ilawa koi kuch nahen kahega

MAGAR

lauta do

wo bijli wo oil(Rs40) wo ata,wo chawal, wo roti, wo cheeni, wo pani.

Phir na khna

Cheif Justici

wo ek h, hum b ek, ek h, agar hum sory ho gy ek, to wo sub kuch jo loat lia h hum lota lengy.

Geo Sms Group

ZeeShan 03133070586


www.geogroup.uiwap.com''

Funny SMS Messages - Yesterday

Professional Lover''s:

Hajjaam:

Chehry Pe Mery Zulf Ko Bikhrao Kisi Din

Doctor:

Akhir Is Dard Ki Dawa Kya Hy?

Sunyara:

Kash Main Tery Haseen Hath Ka Kangan Hota

Wakeel:

Wo Qadam Qadam Pe Jeety, Main Qadam Pe Haara

Choki Daar:

Tooti Hy Meri Nend Magar Tumko Is Sy Kya?

Maali:

Suna Hy Boly To Baton Sy Phool Jharty Hain

Police:

Main Qatal Hova Kesy Mery Yar Sy Pocho

Driver:

Barra Kathan Hy Raasta Jo Aa Sako To Sath Do :-)

Love SMS Messages - Kas Khusiyno Ki Ek Dukan Hoti

Bachpan ke dukh bi kitne ache the,

tab to sirf khilone tuta karte the.

Wo khushiyan bi na jane kaise khushiyan thi,

titli ko pakad ke uchhla karte the.

Paoon maar ke khud barish ke pani mae,

apna aap bhigoya karte the.

Ab to ek aansu bi rusva kar jata hai,

bachpan mein to dil khol ke roya karte the.

Funny SMS Messages - Teacher:Tum School Kisliye Aate Ho?

1 chutki

NASWAR

ki qemat tum kya jano

Pathan k sr ka taj hoti hai1 chtki

NASWARH

ar pan ki dukan pe aam hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Sasti se sasti or mehngi se mehngi hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Difrent green color main dastiab hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Har jaga beth kr lagai jasakti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Nashe ki shuruat hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Plastic & rubber band ka sath hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Pathan ki pukar

Khane ko tayyarAur kuch nahin bas1 chtki NASWAR ;->

Love SMS Messages - If You Are Going

I''m Not Begging You To Love Me.

I''m Not Really Even Asking You To.

But Isn''t It Alright If I Cherish That Hope In My Heart ?

If I Just Dream Of Holding Your Hand It Will Hurt Me And Not You.

I''ll Try To Keep My Eyes From Shining When They See You And

I Promise Not To Smile A Special Smile When You Say Hello.

But Please...

Don''t Ask Me

Not To Love You.

Love SMS Messages - Love never dies

Perfect Love Is Not Receiving

It''s Giving & Frgiving

Perfect Love Isn''t Red Roses On Valentine''s Day

It''s The Rest Of 364 Days Of Knowing U Love Someone

Perfect Love Is Nt Phone Calls & Stolen Kisses

It''s The Silent Smile In The Memory Of Ur Sweet Heart

Perfect Love Is Not A Grand wedding But Spending A Life Time Together

Perfect Love Is Not The First Kiss & Make-up

Its Loving The ONE Who Annoys The Hell Out You . . .

Funny SMS Messages - Aapko Yaad He Apne Kaha Tha

''GSG PUKAAR.

HUKMARANO

Ye Dolat B Lay Lo

Ye Chen Aur Amn B Lay Lo ye Ezat Aur Rozgar B Lay Lo

ye Sahat Aur Talem B Lalo

Tax+tax

Lay Lo

ye Shuhrat B Lay Lo

bhalay CHEEN Lo Pora PAKISTAN ek chief justice k ilawa koi kuch nahen kahega

MAGAR


lauta do

wo bijli wo oil(Rs40) wo ata,wo chawal, wo roti, wo cheeni, wo pani.

Phir na khna

Cheif Justici

wo ek h, hum b ek, ek h, agar hum sory ho gy ek, to wo sub kuch jo loat lia h hum lota lengy.

Geo Sms Group

ZeeShan 03133070586

www.geogroup.uiwap.com''

Funny SMS Messages - Driver k Saath Bhaag Gai

2010.

1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai.


Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?

Miss: So sweet!

Bacha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kab bhejun.

Miss: Wo kyon?

Bacha: Ta''kay wo hamari baat agay chalayen,

Miss: Ye kya bakwaas hai!

Bacha:

.

Tution parhne k liye..

Funny SMS Messages - Apna Gadhha Bechna Tha

Hmari Life Bhi Cirket Ground Hai Or Hum Playerz.

Jo 1st Time Larki K Saath Pakra Jaye

"Knock Out"


Hota Hai,

Jo G.F Ko Milnay Ja Raha Ho Rastay Me Accident Hojaye,

"RUN OUT"

Jo G.F Ki Deewar Phlangtay Huay Pakra Jaye,

"CATCH OUT"

G.F K Bhai Mar Mar Kr Tangain Tor Dain

"LBW Out"

Ap Ka Dost Ap Ko Larki Ban Kr Bewaqoof Bnaye,

"Stamp Out"

Or Kuch Pedaishi "CLEAN BOLD"


Hotay Hain.

Ye Log Sirf Taalian Bja Kr Guzara Krtay Hain.

Funny SMS Messages - Wonderful couples in this world

Ek din me uske sath gaya date per,

Phir usne apni birthday pe bulaya cake pr,

Hum ne kuch baten ki beth kr,

Uske bhai ne hamari baten sunli late kr,

Phir usne mujhe chamat lgaya khench kr,

Ek haftey tak me leta rha bed pr,

Ab kabhi nahi jaonga date pr... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Maine Aaj Khwab Mai

''Ladka bola :

kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,

kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,

bahana gham ka hota, hum inke ghar to aate.

Ladki boli:


Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,

Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,

kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.''

Love SMS Messages - The Story of My Life

Labon ki sersarahat se
badan k choor hony tak

Main tujh ko is tarah chahoon
K meri saans ruk jaye

Khataon par khata'ain hun
Na ho kuch baat kehny ko

Main tujh men yun sama jaon
K meri saans ruk jaye

Na himmat tujh men ho baqi
Na himmat mujh men ho baqi

Magar itna qareeb aaon
K meri saans ruk Jaye

Tery honton pe jab rakhun
Main apny hont kuch aesy

Ya teri pyaas bujh jaye
YA MERI SAANS RUK JAYE

Funny SMS Messages - ek larki bathroom me naha rahi thi

Farishta Murday Say: Main Hisaab Lainay Aaya Hun

Murda: Ayay Ho Mere Zindagi Mein Tum Bahar Bun K

Farishta: Hisaab Shoru

Murda: Pocho Zara Pocho Mujhay Keya Huwa Hai

Farishta: Allah Ko Yaad Kiya

Murda: Kabhi Bhoola Kabhi Yaad Kiya

Farishta: Kiya Tum Allah Say Dartay Ho


Murda: Pyar Keya To Darna Kiya

Farishta: Main Ja Raha Hun

Murda: Akailay Na Jana Mujhay Chor K Tum...

Farishta: Tum Cheez Keya Ho?

Murda: Main Cheez Bari Hon Mast Mast... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Aik Pathan Passport banwane gay

Make a wish and give it wings

Dreams of bright and beautiful things

Dance through all the fun filld hours

Don''t forget to smell the flowers

Share some love and birthday cake

All life joys are yours to take

And when evening comes to view

Thanks ur lucky stars you are you

. . . HaPpY bIrThDaY. . .

Funny SMS Messages - Aaj tum nein kaha tha

1 Bacha Bench Pr Betha 1 k Bad 1 Toffee Kha Rha Tha.

1 Admi Ne Dekha Tu Bola: Jo Log Ziada Metha Khate Hen Un Ka Jaldi Intiqal Ho Jata He

Bacha: Mere Dada Ki Umr 106 Sal Thi.

Admi: Acha! Wo Metha Kam Khate Hon ge? Hai na.

Bacha: Nhi Wo Apne Kam Se Kam Rakhte The

Funny SMS Messages - If You Are In

What Happens To A

Chartered Accountant

MainMatric Mein

Tha Wo Matric Mein

Thi

Main Inter Mein Tha

Wo Inter Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Aa Gya

Wo B.A Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha

Wo MASTER Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha

Wo PhD Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha

Us Ne Doctorate Kr Lia

Aaj Us i Shaadi Hy Aur

Main C.A Mein Hi Hoon ... ;->

Sad SMS Messages - Shooq

mEin bataOn kia mujhE kia milaY
mujhE sabr hi ka sila milaY. . .
kisi aadahi ki rida milaY
kisi dard hi ka sila milaY. . .
kisi ghum ki dil mEin jagah milaY
jO mEra hai wOh mujhE aa milaY. . .
rahaY chaand u hi mEra jahan. . .
k yakeen mEIn badlaY mEra ghumaan. . .