Love SMS Messages - hey! if the sun

Honey,

If Love Comes In Colors,

I Choose Blue,

If Love Comes In Flowers,

I’ll Choose Rose,

If Love Comes In Songs,

I’ll Think Of Choosing Blues,

But If Love Should Come In Human Beings,

I’ll Definitely Not Think Twice Before


I’ll Choice You!

Because.....You Are My Choice

Love SMS Messages - Water Love

Ek Baat Kahon Gar Suntay Ho
Ik baat kahoon gar suntay ho
tum mujh ko achay lagtay ho,
kuch chunchal say, kuch chup chup say
kuch khoiy khoiy rehtay ho,
hain chahnay walay aur bohut
par tum main hai aik baat bohut
tum apnay apnay lagtay ho,
yeh baat baat pay kho jana
kuch kehtay kehtay ruk jana
kia baat hai hum say keh dalo
yeh kis uljhan main rehtay ho,
ik baat kahoon gar suntay ho
tum mujh ko achay lagtay ho!!

Love SMS Messages - kisi roz tum ko bhe meri bohot yaad aai gee….

Rutha jo pyar hum se Dubara nhi mila,
Kya bewafa tha shakhs Dubara nhi mila,

Ik bar aa gya tha sailab aankh mein,
Darya ko us k bad kinara nhi mila,

Mujh ko bhi raas ata nhi Dusra koi,
Usko bhi mere jesa sahara nhi mila,

Barson se phir rha tha jis ki talaash mein,
Wo mil gya to us se sitara nhi mila….

Funny SMS Messages - sunehri baat

Power Of One ...

One tree can start a forest…

One flower can awaken the dream…

One smile begins a friendship…

One laugh will conquer a gloom…

One candle destroys the darkness…

One sunbeam lights a room…

One breath brings life eternal…

One path will lead you home…

One touch can show you care…

One word must start each prayer…

One heart can know what is true…

One life can make the difference…

And that one is

YOU......;->

Funny SMS Messages - SAJJAD Ali ne b kya khoob kaha hai k

3 bacho ki ma ne 3 bacho k baap se shadi karli,

hasti khelti jindgi ki barbadi karli.

Din ache ho gaye 3 aur bache ho gaye,

ek din office ki ghanti khadki.

Aage se patni bhadki,

"aap vaha bethe kalam ghasit rahe hain

aur yahan aap k bache aur mere bache milke

hamare bacho ko peet rahe hain!"

Funny SMS Messages - 1 bacha zong k offic

DAILY DAWN:

CA PAPER DEC 2009 HAS BEEN LEAKED OUT.

Q) Wat is da capital of France?

ON DEC 2009: Students write PARIS is da capital of France

RESULT DAY: Students FAILED

EXAMINER COMMENT(wid a devil laugh): capital of France is "F".:-D

CONCLUSION: Even if da paper leaks student cannot pass. Hahaha.

Funny SMS Messages - girlfriend chahey

Pappu Dadi say:kya hum hamesha 5 hi rhnge? Aap, Papa, Mummy, Mai, Bahan.
Dadi: Nhi Beta Jab tumhari Shadi Ho Jaygi to Hm 6 ho Jaynge.
Pappu: Fir Behan k Shadi ho jaygi to hm 5 ho jaynge.
Dadi: Nhi Beta Jab tumhara Beta hoga to hm fir 6 Ho jaynge
Pappu: Fir Aap Mar Jaoge to hm fir se 5..... :D

Funny SMS Messages - heights of professio

Baap:baita, paper kaisa huwa?

Baita:bus pehla sawal choot gia!

Baap:acha! aur baqi?

Baita:teesra mujhe aata nhe tha!chotha mai karna bhool gia!paanchwa mujhe nazar nhe aya!chatta paper ki pichle taraf tha,mai ne dekha he nhe

Baap ghusy mai bola:aur dosra?

Baita:bs srf wohe galat huwa hai ;->

Love SMS Messages - I wished for nothing

Tmhen zid hai k main kehdun

Mujhe zid hai k tum kehdo

Mujhe tumse MOHABBAT hai

Kaho mujhse MOHABBAT hai

Nahi ye jante dono

MOHABBAT kab mohtaj hai lafzon ki,baton ki

MOHABBAT tou humari dharkano k saz men shamil


Sureeley geeton ki manind

MOHABBAT yaad ki devi

Jo tanha raat ko aksar ati he ankhon main

MOHABBAT muskurahat hai haseen nazuk se honton main

MOHABBAT sandli hathon ki nazuk larzishion main hai

MOHABBAT soch ki gehraiyo''n se phot''ti khushbu

Hamesha sath rehti hai

Friendship SMS Messages - Why We Make Friends

Why We Make Friends

Why We Make Friends ???

Coz

They Understand

Just By Looking In Ur

Eyes

Coz

U Can Say

Something Stupid Or

Expose Ur Deepest


Secrets To Them

Coz

They Believe In

Ur Dreams, No Matter

How Silly They May Seem

Coz

They Love U

For Wh8 U r

& Finally

Everything U Do Together


Becomes A Memory ... =)

Funny SMS Messages - Ae Faraz tuje zindgy s

Ek Pathan job k Liye Form Fill kr Raha Tha,
Form mein eik Option tha k Aap ka Star Kya Hai?

Pathan ki samjh me Nahi Aaya

Usne kisi aur k Form main Dekha.
Us ne Apny star ki Option me Cancer likha huwa Tha.

Pathan ne kuch Socha,
Phir Apny Form Per Bawaseer Likh Dia. :-)

Funny SMS Messages - Butt: Sir hun meri

Tumhar msg ka intzar rehta hai

subajh sham dil beqrar rehta har

koi joke, koi shair, koi kahani bhejo

tum se rabta karne ko dil lagatar rehta hai

hoti hai khushi mil jaye jo msg tumhara

dair ho jaye, Ji sogawar rehta hai

teray her lafz se roshni photti hai

teray her khayal pe mujhe ikhtiar rehta hai

ab to mushkil hai is package se bachna

10 rupes loan “U” walon ka aksar udhar rehta hai

Friendship SMS Messages - Wishing To Be Friends Is

How friends break? both frnd will think the other is

busy and will not contact thinking it may be disturbing .

As time passes both will think let the other contact.

After that each will think y should i contact.

Here ur love will be converted to hate.

Finally with out contact the memmory becomes weak.


They forget each other .Finally 1 fine day they will

meet and blame 1 another.

So keep in touch with all our frnds

Funny SMS Messages - ''Ladka bola :

''Ladka bola :

''Ladka bola :

kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,


kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,

bahana gham ka hota, hum inke ghar to aate.

Ladki boli:

Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,

Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,

kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.''

Funny SMS Messages - Ek PAAD kyA Maar Lo saAre dEkhnE LagtE hAin

Sunnys Teacher Sent A Note Home To His Mother Saying,

Sunny Seems To Be A Very Bright Boy But Spends Too Much Of His Time Thinking About Girls.

The Mother Wrote Back The Next Day,

If You Find A Solution,

Please Advise.

I Have The Same Problem With His Father

Love SMS Messages - one word that

Muddat se jis ke waaste Dil be qaraar tha

Woh laut kar na aaya magar intezaar tha

Jo humsafar tha chorr gaya raah main mujhe

Main phans gayi bhanwar main woh darya ke paar tha

Manzil qareeb aayi to tum door hogaye

Itna to tum batao ke yeh kaisa Pyaar tha

Chilman giradi yeh kis ne dono ke darmiyan

Na woh sakoon se betha na mujh ko qaraar tha

Yeh mukhtasar sa haal hai rukhsat ke waqt ka

Ankhon main aansu aur Dil beqaraar tha

Yeh baat umer bhar samjh na paayi main

Kyun Dil mera us ka talabgaar tha

Friendship SMS Messages - The glory of friendship

How friends break? both frnd will think the other is

busy and will not contact thinking it may be disturbing .

As time passes both will think let the other contact.

After that each will think y should i contact.

Here ur love will be converted to hate.

Finally with out contact the memmory becomes weak.

They forget each other .Finally 1 fine day they will

meet and blame 1 another.


So keep in touch with all our frnds

Love SMS Messages - Rut Haseen Ayi Kesi

Tum Mujhe
AL-Wida Nhi Kehna
Tum Se Naata Hai Youn Wafaon Ka
Jaise Khushbu Se Hy Hawaon Ka
Jaise Honton Se He Duaon Ka
Jaise Rishta He Dhoop Chaon Ka
Jaise jismon Se Aatmaon Ka
Jaise Pooja Se Devtaon Ka
Sare Bandhan Na Tor K Jana
Ab Tere Bin Mjhe Nhi Rehna
Tm Mjhe
AL-Wida Nhi Kehna

Funny SMS Messages - yeh aaj ki khabar hai.

Bemaar Baap Nay Beittey Say Kaha,Mujhay Jaanwaron K Doctor K Pass Lay Jaow

Beitta,Woh Kiun

Baap:Es Liay K Roz Subah Murghay Ki Turah Utth Jatahon

Ghorray Ki Turah Bhaag K Office Jatahon

Gudhay Ki Turah Kaam Karta Hon

Ghar Aa K Sub Par Kutey Ki Tarah Bhounkta Hon

Or Raat Ko Es Bhainss K Saath So Jatahon

Funny SMS Messages - B4 u Speak-Listn

Girls Psychology!!!!

Fraud with Innocent Boys,

Fun with Handsome Boys,

Friendship With Charming Boys,

Contact With Intelligent Boys,

Flirt with freaky Boys,

Love with faithful Boys,

and In the end marriage with Rich boy

Moral: Chandarmukhi ho aya paaro , Sab ek jaisi hain Yaaro

Funny SMS Messages - Height Of Smartness

ek teacher se puchha gaya ki wo apne bachho ko kya padhate hai?

teacher ne bade aaram se ans diya-


pahle to mai unhe batata hu ki mai kya batyane wala hu,

fir jo batana hota hai mai unhe bata deta hu,

or ant me,mai unhe ye batata hu ki maine unhe kya bataya hai

Funny SMS Messages - Ko ko ko ko ko

Police wala Thanay mein ek Mulzim ko bohat mar raha tha,aur us per bohat saray ilzam laga raha tha.

Isi doraan Usko ghar se fone aya k us k ghar beta paida huwa hai,

fone sun kar us ne doosron ko bataya, Mulzim ghussay se cheekha Or kehnay lga

"PA DE PA DE A V CASE MERE UTTAY PA DE"

Love SMS Messages - Wonderful Quote

That Smile that comes on your face so sudden,


So sweet that I can almost taste;

Those Eyes that I see you batting away,

Makes me forget my haste.

That Hair that you run your fingers through,

So deep and dark like a Raven;

With all that in mind, how can I forget you,

When ‘tis you where I find my heaven.

The way you Laugh at a single joke,

It sounds like the Tinkle of a bell;The cent of you after a shower,

for which I thank God that in love with YOU I fell

Funny SMS Messages - KeAhTy HaN kHuD kHuShI kRnY WaLa

adnam saami se inspire ho kar, humne bhi wajan kam karne ki thaani

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roj khaaye channe aur piya thanda thanda paani...........;->

Funny SMS Messages - hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..

FEes Maafi ki Application
To
The principal'
High school.
Sir,
seedhi baat ye hai ka meray abu ne
mujhy Fees Ka liya 1200 rupay diye thay,
500 ki dosto ka sath film dekh li.
250 ki pepsi aur burgers khaa liya.
150 ka girl friend ko easy load krwa diya.
300 science vali miss per shart har gaya.
Me smjta tha ka unka sirf math walesir ka sath chakar hai,
par unka ka to aap ka sath bhi chakar hai.
Ab ap ka pas2 hi rastay hainsir jee meri fees mauf ya phr ap ka
raaz faash
shukriya.

Funny SMS Messages - 2 choozo''n ko pyar ho jata hy

Ye baat samajh me i nhi!

Or ammi ne samjhai nhi!

Me kese meethi baat karun...

Jab meethi cheez khai nhi!

Ye Chanda kesa Mamu hai...

Jab ammi ka wo bhai nhi!

Q lambe baal hain bhaalu k?

Q uski tind karai nhi?

Kya wo b ganda bacha hai?

Ya jungle me koi Naai nhi?

Naani k husband jab Nana hain,

Or Daadi k husband jab Dada hain,

To q Baji k husband Baja nhi?

Ye baat samajh me i nhi!

Or ammi ne samjhai nhi!

Funny SMS Messages - App khwab main

Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a Tiger who looked both hungry and

fast..

One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nike Shoes..

His friend looked at him "Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?"

I don''t have to run faster than that tiger, his friend replied. "I just have to run faster than you" :p ........

Funny SMS Messages - Khush Khabri.

''Ladka bola :

kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,

kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,

bahana gham ka hota, hum inke ghar to aate.

Ladki boli:

Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,


Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,

kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.''

Sad SMS Messages - Mitti K Ghar

Aankhon Mein Raha Dil Mein Utar Kar Nahi Dekha,
Kashti Ke Musafir Ne Samundar Nahi Dekha,
Be-Waqt Jaungi To Sab Chonk Padenge,
Ek Umar Hui Din Me Kabhi Ghar Nahi Dekha,
Jis Din Se Chala Hoon Meri Manzil Par Nazar Hai,
Aankhon Ne Kabhi Meel Ka Patthar Nahi Dekha,
Ye Phool Koi Mujhe Virasat Mein Mile Hai,
Tum Ne Mera Kaanton Bhara Bistar Nahi Dekha,
Phathar Mujhe Kahta Hai Mera ChahneWalaa
Main Mom Hoon UsNe Mujhe Chhoo Kar Nahi Dekha...!!!
Khat Aisa Likha Hai Ke Nageene Jade Hai,
Wo Haath Ke Jisne Koi Zewar Nahi Dekha... * * * * *

Funny SMS Messages - Chandi ka ghora soney ki lagam

samachar patro ke kuch majedar add.

)==>kya aap anpadh hai?

nisulk madad ke liye likhe.

)==>auto repare-nisulk pik-up or dilivery.


ek bar hamari sewa lijiye or aap

fir kahi nahi jayenge.

)==>teacher chahiye-pre-schol ke liye teen saal ke teacher ki jarurat hai,

anubhawi ko wariyata di jayegi.

)==>second hand caar-dhokha khane ke liye kahi or kyu jate hai/hamare paas aayiye

)==>kutta bikri ke liye-sab kuch kha leta hai,

bachho ko to bahut pasand karta hai

Friendship SMS Messages - You Can Be

S0 many talks on a issue..

S0 much fun of a singl inn0cent frnd..

S0 many frndz on 1bench..

S0 much laugtr on 1stupd j0ke..

S0 many callz n smsz on birthday nite..

S0 many hugs for 0ne littl w0rry..

S0 much luv for jst 1pers0n..

S0 many tearz for 0ne little fight..

Really!! "frndz r da best part of our small life"

... L0ve y0u !!

Love SMS Messages - Live for the person

If I could have just one wish,

I would wish to wake up everyday

to the sound of your breath on my neck,

the warmth of your lips on my cheek,

the touch of your fingers on my skin,


and the feel of your heart beating with mine…

Knowing that I could never find that feeling

with anyone other than you.

Funny SMS Messages - A Lover gives Love...

Dad goes 2 Bill Gates 4 d proposal of his son

Dad: I want ur daughter 2 marry my son.

Bill Gates: no!

Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.

Bill gates: then ok!


Dad goes 2 d president of da World Bank..

Dad: Apoint my son as CEO of ur Bank.

President: No!

Dad: He is da son-in-law of Bill Gates.

President: Then ok!

This is BUSINESS.

Love SMS Messages - It''s not that we

Kabhi Mujh Ko Saath Lekar, Kabhi Mere Saath Chal Kar
Woh Badal Gaye Achaanak Meri Zindagi Badal Kar

Huye Jis Pey Meharaban Tum Koi Khush Nasib Hoga
Meri Hasaratein To Nikalin Mere Ansuuon Mein Dhal Ke

Teri Zulf-O-Rukh Kay Qurban Dil-E-Zaar Dhuundhata Hai
Wahi Champai Ujaale Wahi Suramai Dhundalake

Koi Phool Bun Gaya Hai Koi Chaand Koi Taara
Joh Chiraag Bujh Gaye Hain Teri Anjuman Mein Jal Ke

Mere Dosto Khudara Mere Saath Tum Bhi Dhuundo
Woh Yahin Kahin Chhupey Hain Mere Ghum Kaa Rukh Badal Kay

Teri Bejhijhak Hansi Say Na Kisi Kaa Dil Ho Mailaa
Yeh Nagar Hai Aainon Kaa Yahaan Saans Le Sambhal Ke

Funny SMS Messages - Yad aata hai mujhko

Main Lanat Bhejta Hoon Tum Par Aur

Tumhari Dosti Par

Main Tum Jese Ghatya Insaan k Saath

Koi Ta''aluq Nahi Rakhna Chahta

Sirf Tum Hii Nahi

Tumhari Soch Aur Rooh Bhi Khraab Hai

Tum Jese Logo''n Ko Dost Rakhna

Dosti Aur Insaaniat Dono Ki Tauheen Hy

Soch Ker Batao ye Kis Film ka Dialog Hy .... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - A girl asks her mom:

Pathan k ghar mein Billi thi,
Pathan tang aa kar usey kahin door chhor aaya par jab ghar aaya to Billi pehle se hi pohunchi huwi thi.

Pathan phir kahin door chhor aaya Billi phir se ghar pohunch gayi,

Pathan gussey mein usey boht door chhorne gaya aur wahan se wife ko call ki: Billi ghar pohunchi ?

Wife:Haan.

Pathan:Us kameeni se bol k mujhe yahan se lejaye Qk ab mein raasta bhool gaya hun.