Funny SMS Messages - A Lady Geting

A Sweet Story
Once a girl asked a boy:
Why we have 2 units to measure weight, height, force, speed, distance etc.
But nothing to measure Love, Trust, Friendship, Why?
Boy thought for a while, took her into arms, looked into her eyes and said
.
.
.
Dekh Janu, Dimagh mat kha
Already physics main supply hai

Funny SMS Messages - What is the full form of "M.B.N.P." ? ? ?

Boy Frnd,Girl Frnd Sim Conection K Hisab Se

Jazz B/F:Hello Darling

Lrki:Or Sunao

U.Föne B/F:Kia Tmhre Dil Me,Me Hun

Lrki:Tum Hi To Ho

Zong B/F:Tmhe Chand Kahun Phul Kahun

Lrki:Sub Keh Do

Tlnr B/F:Kya Hr Lrki Bewfa Hy

Lrki:Yhi Hy Dhun Sb Ki

Warid B/F Tmne Acha Nhi Kra.


Lrki:Dekha Kya Hota Hy When U Zem It.

Funny SMS Messages - 1st girl

Americans invented a machine that catches thieves.

they took it out to different countries for test.

In US in 30mins it caught 20 thieves

In UK in 30mins it caught 50 thieves

Spain in 30mins it caught 100

thieves

Ghana, in 30mins it caught 600 thieves.

Pakistan,

in 15 mins

the machine was stolen.

Funny SMS Messages - 2 Punabi

Girls Psychology!!!!

Fraud with Innocent Boys,

Fun with Handsome Boys,

Friendship With Charming Boys,

Contact With Intelligent Boys,

Flirt with freaky Boys,

Love with faithful Boys,

and In the end marriage with Rich boy

Moral: Chandarmukhi ho aya paaro , Sab ek jaisi hain Yaaro

Funny SMS Messages - Aik din hum un k ghar gaye...

*Some funny truth*

* shadi se pehle har aurat apne chehre se aadmi ka bheja kharab karti hai or shadi ke baad apni cooking se aadmi ka hazma.

*aurat apne future ki chinta jab tak karti hai jab tak ki shadi suda nahi hai,jabki aadmi apne future ki chinta shadi ke baad hi karta hai.

*aurat ko mard ke pichhe kabhi nahi bhagna chahiye,

kya pinjra bhi kabhi chuhe ke pichhe bhagta hai.

*hitlar ka kahna tha ki impossible kuch bhi nahi,


par mai kahta hu ki agar apme dum hai to ek hath me do tarbuj pakad ke dikhayiye.

*aurat ko kabu me rakhne ka ek hi tarika hai,

magar afsos ki wo tarika kisi mard ko nahi maloom.

*ramu ki biwi ko machchar aankh band kar ke katate hai kyuki wo bahut hi badsurat hai.

Friendship SMS Messages - Ek Din Zindagi Aise

Ek Din Zindagi Aise

Ek Din Zindagi Aise Muqaam Pe Pohanch Jayegi

Dosti Tou Sirf Yaado''n Me Reh Jayegi

Har Cup Coffee Ka Yaad Doston Ki Dilayega

Aur

Hanste Hanste Phr Aankhe''n Num Ho Jayengi

Office K Chamber Me Classroom Nazar Ayega

Par Chahne Pe Bhi Proxy Nahi Lag Payegi.

Paisa Tou Bahut Hoga Mgr Usey Lutane Ki Wajah He Kho Jayegi

Jee Le Khulke Is Pal Ko Mere Dost Kyun K Zindagi In Palon Ko Phir Se Nahi Dohrayegi

-->Dedicated To All My Frndz<--

Love SMS Messages - The heart is the main

Tere ikhlas say mohabat ki hai

Tere ehsas se mohabat ki hay

Mana tu paas nahi hai phir bhi hum nay

Teri yaad se mohabat ki hai

Kabhi tu ne bhi mujhe yaad kia hoga

Mainay teri yaad k lamhaat say mohabat ki hai

Jin mein hoon sirf teri or meri batein

Meinay un auqaat say mohabbat ki hai


Or jo mehkay hoon sirf teri hi mohabat say

Meinay un jazbat say mohabat ki hay

Tujh say milna to ab khuwab sa lagta hai

Meinay tere intezar se mohabat ki hay

Friendship SMS Messages - Definition of a true friend

When a Girl Accepts Your Friend

Request

it means she accepted Your

"Friendship" Not Your "Proposal"..

When a Girl sends you a Friend

Request it means She wants to be your

Friend not Your Girlfriend.

When She Tag you


it means she wants to share her

Thoughts with You

'n not that She's Lost in Your Thoughts..

When she comments on Your status

it means She's just being Social 'n

not Flirting..

When She Like Your comment

it means She like Your Comment not You. !

Funny SMS Messages - ''MUNNA BHAI

Pakistani ki awaam ko kitni khushiyan milli . . . ?

1. bijli jane k baad bijli aane ki khushi.

2. Line mei khara ho kar kabhi kabhi aata milne ki khushi.

3. sare din k baad raat k 11 baje gas aane ki khushi.

4. bazar se shopping kar k bomb blast se bach kar zinda ghar wapas aane ki khushi . . . ;-

Funny SMS Messages - "Aap Ki Kahani Humarai Zabani"

"Aap Ki Kahani Humarai Zabani"

"Aap Ki Kahani

Humarai Zabani"

Aap k Paas Dimagh Hy

Chalta Nhi Wo Alag

Baat Hy

Aap Smart Hyn,

Koi Manta Nhi Alag

Baat Hy

Aap Ameer Hyn,

Kanjus Hyn Wo Alag


Baath Hy

Aap Shareef Hyn,

Laagte Nhi Wo Alag

Baat Hy

Aap Paas Cell Fone Hy

Call Nhi Krte Alag

Baat Hy

Kafi Izzat Hy Aap Ki

Koi Krta Nhi Ye Alag

Baat Hy ... ;-

Funny SMS Messages - Sardi Ho Gayi Hai?

Is msg ko aagay frwrd zarur kare''n

Kya pata aap ki waja se kisi ka bhala ho jaye...

"Jin larkiyo''n ko is Eid pe date marney k liye ya apni frndz ko jalaney k liye boyfriend ki zarurat ho tou wo is # pe contact kare''n..."

0321*6307893

Number change kr k Be-gairati mat dikhaiye ga =P ;)

Funny SMS Messages - Aik Pathan Road Pe Potty Kar Raha Tha.

''1 admi apny dost k gar gya Ghanti bajany par aik chota sa bacha bahir nikla.

Admi bola: Beta ap k abu ghar par hen?

Bacha: Je wo to bazar gay howy hen.

Admi: Acha apny bary bhai ko bolao?

Bacha: Wo cricket khailny gay hen.

Admi: Acha tumhari ami to ghar hon gi?

Bacha: Je wo apni sahailiyon k sath picnic par gai hen.

Wo admi jal kar bola: To beta ap ghar men kiyon baithy hen, Ap b kahen jaen.

Bacha bola: Men b tu apny dost k ghr aya hua hu''

Funny SMS Messages - One day RAVAN

Tujhey dekha to yeh jana sanam,

Tu beingha aur mein kana sanam,

ab yahan sey kahan jayen hum,

teri ankhon mein dub jayein hamein,

Ankhein teri sapney merey,dil tera yadein teree,

tera hai kya sab kuch mera jaan meri yadein meri,

Teri ankhon mein ansoon terey aagaye muskuraney laghey phir to hum,

Funny SMS Messages - jis jis bhai nay apna fitrana daina ho

man:I''d like to buy som dog food

Salesman: do u''ve dog?

Man:Yes

sale:Wr?

Man:home

Sale:i''m sory cnt sel u unles i c dog.Store policy

next day

man:do u''ve cat food?

Sale:whr''s cat?

Man:home

Sales:sory can''t sel u unles I c cat

3day man walks in wid bag

Sale:Wts in bag?

Man: put ur hand in

Sale:It''s warm and moist Wat is it?

Man: p0tty!! I need toilet paper.... =P ;->

Love SMS Messages - bottle main Pepsi

Nazar se nazar tum milane se pehle,

Zara soch lo dil lagane se pehle,

Zara uske dil mein bhi tum jhank lena,

Usey raaz dil ka batane se pehle,

Mein ye janta hun meri zindagi mein,

Koi gham na tha tere aane se pehle,

Boht roya hoga wo apni khata par,

Saza mujhko gha ki sunane se pehle,

KHUDA rooth jata hai ye soch lena,

Kisi dil ko itna dukhane se pehle,

Kahin jal na jao khud is aag mein,

Kisi aur ka dil jalane se pehle.

Funny SMS Messages - Considering his

Ek aadmi k pas jin tha,

jin bola "Aaqa" mujhy koi huqm dain.

Aaqa replayed : Yaar mery ghar say Amrica tak aik Road banao.

Jin : Aaqa ye mushkil kaam hay, resty hain darya atye hain, pahar atye hain, jungal aty hain, abadiyan atye hain, samundar bhi ata hay, Bohat mushkil hay, kuch or huqam daein...

us bandy nay bohat soocha then he said Yaar meri B.V ko mera farmaberdaar bana day..

Jin foran bola "Road singal banani hay Dubble lane

Funny SMS Messages - pathan & manager

Types of Girls ( Computer Humor )

CD-ROM GIRLS

She is always faster and faster

EMAIL GIRLS

Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense


HARD DISK GIRLS

She remembers everything, FOREVER

INTERNET GIRLS

Difficult to access

MULTIMEDIA GIRLS

She make horrible thing look beautiful

SCREENSAVER GIRLS

She is good for nothing but at least she is fun

RAM GIRLS

She forget about you, the moment turn her off


WINDOW GIRLS

Everyone know that she can"t do a thing right, but no one can

live with out her

VIRUS GIRLS

Also known as "wife"" when you are not expecting her, she comes,

install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to

uninstall her you will lose something, if don"t try you uninstall

her you will lose everything

SERVER GIRLS

Always busy when you need her

Funny SMS Messages - Funny Nick Names by wiqdgr8

Chor 1 Ghar Mei Chori Karne Gaya,

Tijori Par Likha Tha..

" TIJORI KO TORNE KI ZARURAT NAHI,

452 No. LAGAO AUR SAMNE WALA LAAL BUTTON DABAO,

TIJORI KHUL JAYEGI "

Jaise he button dabaya alarm baja aur police aagyi.

Jate waqt chor malik se bola..

"AAJ MERA INSANIYAT SE VISHWAS UTH GAYA" . . . ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - Apki dosti me

maine kabhi apni nahi doosron ki khoshi chahi,

par hamesha doosron ki nafrat hi payi,

aaj tak kisine humse dosti nahi ki,

par aaj is duniya ke logon ne meri zindagi hi badal di,

is duniya ne bhale hi diye ho hume hazar gham,

par tumhari dosti se mit gaye sare gham

Funny SMS Messages - Cheel Uri.. Kaw_wa Ura..

Ek Larki Kisi K Saath

Bhaag Gai

Ek Larki Ko Kuch

Ghunday Utha Kr Le

Gaye

Ek Larki Apne

Shohar Se Larne

K Baad Apne Ghar

Aa Gai

Ek Larki Apni Saas k

Haatho''n Zulm Ka

Nishana Bani

El Larki Chhat Se Giri

Aur Usay Kafi Chotai''n Aai

EXPRESS NEWS

Har LARKI Per Nazar ... ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - Friendship Is Like A War

*If You Are In Love:

-Get The Best Of It


-Forget The Bad Things

-Enjoy It 'coz Nothing Lasts Forever

*If You Just Broke Up:

-Never Cry! Remember That You Were Happy

-Never Stay Alone! Your Frinds Are

There

-Hug More People

-Stop Listening To Music! It Only

Make Things Worse.. *If You Are Single 'n Alone:

-Play, Play 'n Play! Noone Can


Blame You

-Enjoy Every Opportunity

-Never Stop Lookin For Someone..!

Funny SMS Messages - ap insan nahi ho

News reporter:

KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform

par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray?

Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai,

sub ne patri par chalang laga di.


Reporter:Phir aap kaisay buch gaye?

Pathan:main khudkushi k liye patri per leta tha,

ye elan suna to main plateform per ja ker lait gaya:)

Love SMS Messages - I hate the way you

when I see u I feel I care 4u

when I kiss u I feel I miss u all the time

when I hug u I feel I need u

when I touch u I feel this is the end of my life

and now Im thinking of u I feel that I luv u more than ever I do


thats y I think of u all the time

-!- lOve nEveR diEs -!-

Love SMS Messages - I cried today

Together You and I

Can Reach Stars In The Sky. . .

Together You and I

Can Touch Rainbows If V Try. . .

Together You and I

Can Make The Moon Smile. . .

Together You and I

Make Heaven Seem Like A Mile. . .

Together You and I


Can Make The Rain Fall. . .

Because Our Love Is Special

And Together We Have It All . . .

Friendship SMS Messages - PaIn Of MisSinG

FRIEND$HIP MEAN TIME PA$$

FRIEND$HIP MEAN INVE$TIGATE

FRIEND$HIP MEAN$ A PART OF LIFE

FRIEND$HIP MEAN$ A NICE THING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN$ A RIVER

FRIEND$HIP MEAN WIND$

FRIEND$HIP MEAN VERY $EN$ITIVE RELATION

FRIEND$HIP MEAN TREE$ OF FOOD

FRIEND$HIP MEAN TA$TE THAN $UGAR.<<<<<<.....

Funny SMS Messages - bara gosht mana kia hua hai

A Woman Gets On A Bus With Her Baby.

The Bus Driver Says: Thats The Ugliest Baby

That Ive Ever Seen. Ugh

The Woman Goes To The Rear Of The Bus And Sits Down,

Fuming

She Says To A Man Next To Her

The Driver Just Insulted Me!

The Man Says: You Go Right Up There And Tell Him Off

Go Ahead, Ill Hold Your Monkey For You.

Break Up SMS Messages - Jab Meraa Dil Toda

Tujhay izhar-e-mohabbat $ay agar nafrat hai,

Tu nay hontoo ko larznay $ay too roka hota,

bay niazi $ay, magar kanptey awaz k $ath,

Tu nay gabhra k mera naam na pocha hota,


younh be wajha bataney ki zarorat kiya thi,

Dam-e-rukh$at main, agar yaad na aaya hota,

Ho$la tujh ko na tha mujh $ay juda honay ka,

Warna kajol teri ankhon ka na phela hota,

Tujhay izhar-e-mohabbat $ay agar nafrat hai,

Tu nay hontoo ko larznay $ay too roka hota.....

Love SMS Messages - Sweet Quote From

Farq sirf itna sa hai, US ki doli uthi meri maiyat uthi,

phool US per bhi they, phool mujh per bhi they,

mehfil wahan bhi thi , log yahan bhi the,

Un ka hansna wahan, in ka rona yahan,

sahelian us ki bhi thin, dost mere bhi they,


Do qul US k perhey, do qul mere perhey,

Qazi udher bhi tha, moulvi idher bhi tha,

WOH saj k gaya, mujhe sajaya gaya,

WOH uth k gaya, mujhe uthaya gaya,

Farq sirf itna sa hai usey APNAYA gaya, mujhe DAFNAYA gaya........

Funny SMS Messages - teacher 2 child

Newtons First Law of Ishq: A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until on unless any external agent (brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy........

Funny SMS Messages - Buhat stupid ho tum I''m sure 100%

1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.

Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.

Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,

Memon ne phir khoon dia.

Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,


Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?

Arbi:Munna…!!

Ab hamarey ander bhi memono ka khoon dor raha hay:)

Funny SMS Messages - Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Aapke Hai Koun? :)

Shaadi ke baad - Barbadi Ka Kaaran :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Yes Boss :)

Shaadi ke baad - Yes Boss :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Mere Sapno Ki Rani :)

Shaadi ke baad - Chutki Ki Amma :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Kabhi Kabhi :)

Shaadi ke baad - If you are lucky :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Aao Pyar Karen :)


Shaadi ke baad - Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen? :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Apke Hain :)

Shaadi he baad - Hum Apke Hai Koun?

Funny SMS Messages - Kaali ghata chayi hai,

Evolution Of Man

Shadi se pehle - Hero #1

Shadi k Baad? Qulie #1

Shadi se pehle - Mene Pyar Kia

Shadi k Baad - Ye Mene Kia Kia

Shaadi Se Pehle - Jaan Mat Jao

Shaadi K Baad - Jaan Mat Khao

Shaadi Se Pehle - Tum Bin Raha Na Jaye

Shaadi K Baad - Tum Ko Saha Na Jaye

Shaadi Se Pehle - Kuch Tou Bolo

Shaadi K Baad - Kabhi Chup Bhi Tou Ho Lo

Shaadi Se Pehle - I Love U

Shaadi K Baad - Aaj Phir Aalo

Shaadi Se Pehle - Milne Kab Aaogi

Shaadi K Baad - Maike Kab Jaogi . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Subha Sham Teri Yaad Avay Hay

Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye

to Us K Parents Poochte hain...

Kaun Tha Wo Kameena !

Agar Larkay Ko Ulti Aaye to us K Parents Kehtey hain....

Kameenay Kya Sharaab Pee Kar Aaya hai !

MORAL .

ULTI Larki Ko Aaye..

Ya...

Larkay Ko...

KAMEENA

Hamesha

Larka hi ho ta hai.

GEO KAMEEENO

Funny SMS Messages - Santa child

A very shy young man goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone, after 1 hour he gathers enough courage to ask her

"Excuse me can i sit beside u?"

she responds loudly "NO I DONT WANA SPEND THE NIGHT WITH U"

every 1 in the bar starts to look at the man, the man was embarrassed

After a few minutes the woman walks over to his table smiles n apologizes says u see im a psychology student studying how people respond to embarrasing situations,

Man replied(loudly): WHAT 10 THOUSAND DOLLARS 4 ONE NIGHT?:-D

Funny SMS Messages - 1 charsi dosre se

taarif karun kya aapki???......

taarif karun kya aapke baal ki???.......


taarif karun kya aapke hooton ki???.......

taarif karun kya aapke gaal ki???........

......................

..............................

........................................

saala aapmein kuch taarif k qabil dikha hi nahi!

to-taarif karun kya aapki???......

Funny SMS Messages - 2008 Quomi Phal: ?

Musharaf ki car k neechay aik kuttay ka bacha aa k mar gia..

He stopped the car and told the driver to find the owner so he can give compensation..

The driver got down to look for the owner..

When he came back he had alot of rose garlands around his neck..

Musharaf was surprised n inquired about it..

Driver replied "i only said i am Musharafs driver, kuttay ka bacha mar gia hai.. Whoever heard this, embraced me and put a rose garland around my neck". ;->

Funny SMS Messages - A Dog Fell In Love With a Cat

Memon ka beta:

abbu 2 Rps do na

Abbu:nahi dunga

Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga

Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao

Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D

Moral :

Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?

Funny SMS Messages - If ever I was rude to u

3 dost oxford unvrsty k cafeteria

mn bethy apni felngs share kr rhy thy.

1st dost:mra dil krta he k men bht ziada mehnt kr k ek kamyab insan banon.

2nd dost: mn chahta hun k social workr bn k logon ki bhlai k kam krn.

3rd dost:yar meri ek hi khwahsh he k uni mn hungama ho or 10 din bycott hon or phr har papr mai 8,8 din ka gap ho.

2nu doston ny usy thappr mar k kaha

"wah! prhna oxford ma aur khwab KARACHI UNIVERSITY k" =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Bhikari: 1 Rupia Dede Baba

6 reasons to prefer GUNS over WOMEN

1.U can trade an old 45 for a new 22

2.U can admire a friend''s gun & He''ll let u try it

3.Ur Gun stays with u even if u r out of munitions

4.Guns function normal everyday

5.Gun do not mind if U go 2 sleep after u use it

6.MOST IMP:

U can buy a SILENCER for A GUN! =P ;)

Funny SMS Messages - 1 Bar 1 Larki Akeli Ja Rahi Thi

Kisi ko Chahny ki 8 Nishaniyan
.
1.Ap us k Sms baar baar parhty hen
.
2.Ap us k saamny jaty huay Hich-Kichaty hen
.
3Jub ap us k bary me sochty hen to ap ka DIL taiz dharakta hy
.
4.Ap jub ys ki awaz sunty hen to Muskuraty hen
.
6.Ap us k liye kch b kr skty hen
.
7.Ye sms parhty waqt ap k dimagh me bs usi ka hi khyal hy
.
8.Or ap usy sochny me itny masroof thay k ap ko pta hi nhi chala k point no.5 missing hy
.
Ye hoti hy"MUHABBAT"

Funny SMS Messages - 1 Larka Apni GF k Liye

SLEEPING DISEASE ETIOLOGY


CAUSED BY: Lecturer

HOST: Students

REASON: Frequent Classroom Exposure

SYMPTOMS: Frequent falling on the table, Automatic closure of the eyes

CHRONIC FORM: Serious mucous discharge from mouth

PATHOGENIC LESIONS: Reddening of the eyes

PATHOGENISIS: Mild closing of the eyes, Short handwriting, Loss of conciousness

DIAGNOSIS: By adjacent person, Sometimes by thr prof.

TREATMENT: Not yet invented

PREVENTION: Bunk the class :)

Funny SMS Messages - ''DUNIYA MAIN KABHI ACHAY INSAN KI TALASH MAIN MAT NIKLNA.

Dekhte Hi Dekhte Kya Zamana Agaya,

K Har Kisi k Hath Me Mobile Aa gaya,

JisNe Kabhi Larki Na PataYi Ho''''BABU'''',

Wo Gandu b Date Maar k Aa gaya,

Bari Aag Lagti Hay Us Waqt dimagh Me,

Koi Kahe k Teri Bachi Ka Number Mere Pas Aa gaya,

Ye Ajab zaleel panay Ka Part Hy''''BABU'''',

Pehle 100 Ka Card Aata Tha Ab EasyLoad b Aa gaya,

Ab Poori Raat Sirf Ek Rupay Me Baat,

Saare TharkiYo Ko Ye Package Pasand Agaya;-

Funny SMS Messages - School main ek Bacha Chaakoo liye ghoom raha tha.

The most funniest newz in todays current affairz. . . . . .

The shoe thrown at bush by muntazir Zaidi happenz

to be made of sialkot, pakistan. . .

So President Bush Security Team haz Suspected

Pakistan to be part of da event. . .

A team of Specialst will soon

Vist Sialkot for further investigationz . . . .

Funny SMS Messages - maalkin apki purani sarhee muje nai chaiye

There was ONe guy who used to smoke a lot! minimum 2 packs a day. He would make sure his folks never found out. He would always make sure he had loads of mint on him. One day, when he was below his house, his mom was unexpectedly in the balcony, and he didnt have mints on him! He was in a fix. While he was wondering what to do, he sees 2 snakes in the garden. So he eats them tail first. After that his mouth starts smelling of mint. Why?????

Friendship SMS Messages - Thee Soul Of The

MY $WEET DREAMZ

FRIEND$HIP MEAN BEAUTY OF A HUMAN

FRIEND$HIP MEAN LIKE GOLD$

FRIEND$HIP MEAN FRE$H FLOWER

FRIEND$HIP MEAN FEELING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN HAPPINE$$

FRIEND$HIP MEAN PLEA$ED

FRIEND$HIP MEAN $HARING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN THINKING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN $UGGE$TION

FRIEND$HIP MEAN CONNECTION

FRIEND$HIP MEAN WA$TING TIME

FRIEND$HIP MEAN KILLER OF LIFE

FRIEND$HIP MEAN TEA$ING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN JOKING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN GOOD RELATION$HIP

FRIEND$HIP MEAN GOOD PARTNER

FRIEND$HIP MEAN CALLING IN A $AVIOR CONDITION

FRIEND$HIP MEAN LEAVING IN A $AVIOR CONDITION

FRIEND$HIP MEAN LIVING IN A GOOD CONDITION

Funny SMS Messages - ''Friendship Isn''t How You Forget,

Ek Faqeer Bachi Se

ALLAH K Naam Par De Beta

Bachi

Main Beta Nahi Beti Hun

Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Beti

Bachi

Mera Naam Nusrat Hai

Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat

Bachi

Mera Pora Naam: Nusrat Parveen Hai

Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat Parveen

Bachi: Ye Hui Na Baat


Ab Maaf Karo Baba

Break Up SMS Messages - Roses are red

kuch khud b thay afsurda say,,

kuch tum b hum say rooth gaye,,

kuch khud hi zzakhm k aadi thay,,


kuch sheeshay hath say choot gaye,,

kuch khud b hassaas thay bohat,,

kuch apnay muqadar rooth gaye,,

kuch tum ko sach say nafrat thi,,,

kuch hum say na bolay jhoot gaye,,

kuch logon nay uskaya tumain,,

kuch apnay muqadar phoot gaye,,

kuch khud itnay mohtaat na thay,,

kuch log b hum ko loot gaye,,

kuch talkh hakaik thay itnay,


k khaab hi saray toot gaye.........

Funny SMS Messages - be panaah chahat k baad

Pathan k ghar mein Billi thi,
Pathan tang aa kar usey kahin door chhor aaya par jab ghar aaya to Billi pehle se hi pohunchi huwi thi.

Pathan phir kahin door chhor aaya Billi phir se ghar pohunch gayi,

Pathan gussey mein usey boht door chhorne gaya aur wahan se wife ko call ki: Billi ghar pohunchi ?

Wife:Haan.

Pathan:Us kameeni se bol k mujhe yahan se lejaye Qk ab mein raasta bhool gaya hun.

Funny SMS Messages - Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kyahai?..

''A bulky boy went to a mango grove with his friends to steal mangoes, because they were convinced that stolen mangoes taste better. All of a sudden, the watchman came out of blue chasing the boys with a rod. Everybody ran helter skelter except our hero as he could not run carrying his own weight. Result: He was caught.

The watchman asked the boy to take him to his father. The boy was trembling and said "No". The watchman asked him to take him to his house but the boy again refused. Then finally, the watchman asked him to show his father at least from a distance. The boy agreed and showed his father who was plucking mangoes on the next tree.''

Love SMS Messages - anmol

"Parveen Shakir"

Hoon To Khafa Us SE,
Per Janay Phir B Kiyn...?

Na Chaah Kar Bhi Us Ko Chahna Acha Lagta Hai...

Haqeeqat Se Hoon Dhoor,
Ye Mujh Ko Hai Pata...

Per Jaan K Anjaan Rehna Acha Lagta Hai...

Qaayel Nahi Main Ronay Ki Phir B Kabhi Kabhi...

Tanhai Main Kuch Dair Rona Acha Lagta Hai...

Tu MERA Tha,
Tu MERA Hai,
Tu MERA Rahay Ga...

Kuch Pal Is Khawab Mein Khona Acha Lagta Hai....!!

Funny SMS Messages - ''1 Car se ik Kawwa takra k behosh ho geya

A msg for all the students

of different Colleges and Universities !

As we all know that isb had been through

so many strikes and holidays,

last year.

So, to cover-up that all the students

must hav to convince

our skools admin team to

open the skool on 14th Feb (Sunday);-)

Friendship SMS Messages - Ager Kisi pas sub

I''ve learnt many things from my Friends

They gave me the tricks for a stupid activity

They gave me money when I''m empty in college cantene

They raise their hands towards me for good-bye when I''m leaving them

They love me

They care me

n

I love them too....

But still I''ve a complaint

Stil They don''t teach me 1 thing

n

You know what?

.

.

They don''t teach me

.

.


.

How to live without them

Dedicated 2 my Friends ... (=

Funny SMS Messages - Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha

"students Vs teacherz"..


.

.

When We R in class, We R ''students'',

When They R in class, They R ''scholars''

When We corect Our writing, its ''overwritting'', when They corect their, its ''correction''

When We copy from otherz, We R ''cheaters'', when They copy, They R ''quotes''

When We joke in class, We R ''jokers'', when They joke, They R ''witty''

When We Don''T Do Our work On time, We R ''sluggish,''

When They Don''T Do, They R ''busy''

.


.

Kya Ye khula TAZAAD Nhi?

Funny SMS Messages - One day a sardarji

One day a sardarji

One day a sardarji was sitting in his office on the


thirteenth floor building when a man came running in

to his office and shouted "Santa Singh your daughter

Preeto just died in an accident" Sardarji was in

panic.Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office

window. While coming down when he was near the tenth

floor he remembered he didn''t have a daughter named

Preeto. When he was near the fifth floor he remembered

he was not married.When he was about to hit the ground

he remembered he was not Santa Singh.

Funny SMS Messages - Y did Shahrukh khan

A Sales Man Tired Of His Job... He Gave It Up To B''cum A PoliceMan.....

Several Months Later.. A Friend Askd Hiim


"How He Liked His New Job....?"

He Replied :

The Pay Is Good & The Hors Aren''t Bad

But

What I Like Best Is That " The Customer Is Always Wrong"..... ;->