Funny SMS Messages - What Does Princess Diana

6 reasons to prefer GUNS over WOMEN

1.U can trade an old 45 for a new 22

2.U can admire a friend''s gun & He''ll let u try it

3.Ur Gun stays with u even if u r out of munitions

4.Guns function normal everyday

5.Gun do not mind if U go 2 sleep after u use it

6.MOST IMP:


U can buy a SILENCER for A GUN! =P ;)

Funny SMS Messages - ladies n gentalm

(Bechara Mard)

Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zalim,

agar aurat se pit jaye to buzdil,

aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun,

peeche chale to zan mured,

aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous,

agar kuch na kahe to beghairat,

agar ghar se bahar rahe to awara,

ghar mein rahe to nakara,

bachon ko dantay to jabir,


na dantay to laperwah,

aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos,

na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala.

.

.

Haye Mard bechara jaye tu jaye kahan...

Funny SMS Messages - While selling Parachute

Man:Janab Main 20 K/M Per Hr Ki Raftaar

Se Ja Raha Tha,

Mgr Phir Bhi Meri Car Ko Taiz Raftaari K

Ilzaam Me Band Kr Dia Gya,

Judge:Is Baat Ka Kya Saboot Hai?

K Tum Sach Kah Rahay Ho?

Man:Janab Is Se Barh Kr Or

Kya Proof Ho Ga K Us Waqt

Main Apni B.V Ko Lenay Susral Ja Raha Tha,

Funny SMS Messages - oxygen is more important

KHAN Ne 1Bacha Agwa Kia

Or Taavaan K Lye Sticker Pe Ye Likh K Bache Pe Chipkaya:

10 Lakh Kal Subah Pul K Neche Pohnchado?

Aur Bache Ko Ghar Wapis Bhejdia.

2sre Din Wo Pul K Neche Gya To Usy Pese Milgye

Or Sath Sticker Pe Likha Tha:

Khuda Qasam

Pese Ka Gam Nai,

Gam Is Bat Ka Hy K

KHAN Ne KHAN Ko Looota ;-

Funny SMS Messages - JAha Raha hai

Arrange Marriage:

5,00,000 Shadi Par.

1,00,000 Haq Meher.


Aur

Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000

Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000

Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667

1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778

Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963

.

Ufff! Tauba Tauba.

Love Marriage:

Sirf 120 Rupay Ka Stamp Paper.

.

.

A Massege From: The Students Of Accounting & Finance.

Invest at Your Own Risk.

Funny SMS Messages - Shohar Biwi se

''Ladki boli:

Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,

Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,

Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.

Ladka bola :

Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,

Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,


Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.

Funny SMS Messages - All trAgediEs aRe Finished by A deAth

Aik borhi orat nay 100 police walon ki dawat ki.

Police officer: Amma G ye khana kis khushi mai khilaya?

Amma: Mai manat mani si k mera ghar bn giya


tay mai 100 haramdian nu roti khwaon gi

Es lai tawanon roti khawai

Police officer hans K bola:

Amma aina takaluf Q''n kita

1 wapda wala sadd laina C.

Funny SMS Messages - Yaar Bakray Ki Zabaan Khao Gay

When I Die, Bury Me

Deep

10 Feet Down As Far As

Leap

Place My Computer

Books On My Head

& Tell My Teacher

I m Dead

Place My Chemistry

Books On My Chest

Tell My Teacher How

I m At Rest

Place My Physics

Books On My Right


Hand

Tell My Teacher

Nothing I Understand

Place My Pak.studies

Books On My Left

Tell My Teacher

I Tried My Best

Also Tell Them Not

To Cry

Coz They Are Those


Who Made Me Die ...

Say No To Education ... ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - Friendship isn''tf

When you feel that


Someone is taking your Place in

Your Bestfriend's Heart...

Never Say I'll never let Go Close to

My Bestfriend,

Rather Say Go as Close as You can, I Will Still be the Closest.. !

May You Reach More Milestone,

'n

Discover more friends in Upcoming

New Year.. !

Funny SMS Messages - Doorie Na Rahay Koi Aaj Itnay Qareeb Aao !

Movie titles related to eng students:

exams - socha na tha,

classes - kabhi kabhi,

question papers - na tum jano na hum,

copying - yaarana,

maths2 - asambhav,

maths1 - mission impossible,


environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,

1st semester - kuch to hai,

2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,

distinction - kal ho na ho,

1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,

2nd class - dil mange more

fail - phir milenge

Funny SMS Messages - ramzan shareef me loadsheding per sabr

A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan

Husband: Wht''s Dat 4 ?

Wife: I Found A Paper In Ur Pocket, Wid d Name "Jenny" On It

Hsband: I Playd RACE Last Week n "Jenny" Was d Name Of My ''Horse''

Wife: Sory !

Next Day Wife Hit Him Agn

Hsband: Wht''s Dat 4?

Wife: Ur ''Horse'' On d Phone An Hour Ago ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - men think they are LEFT behind...

A Pathan called FM radio & said:

"I have found a wallet wid thousands of currency & a credit card & ID Card of that person it belongs to, his name is Jamshed Khan, House #3, Gulshan e Iqbal, Karachi.

DJ: "so U want to give him back his wallet?

Pathan: Oo khocha nai, I want to dedicate him a song... ;->

Love SMS Messages - I say your name

Jaise chahte hain hum unhe,

vo bhi humein chahein to kya baat hogi !

Paane ka armaan to hai,

bin maange mil jaaye to kya baat hogi !

Is dil mein pyaar hai kitna,

vo jaan le to kya baat hogi !

Humne manga hai unhe khuda se,

vo bhi humhe maang le to kya baat hogi

Love SMS Messages - The Tears I

Kyun yaad tum itna aate ho…?
Kyun hum ko tum tarpaate ho…?
Gum sum gum sum hain aaj sahar se hum…
Kyun itna hamain sataate ho…?
Aadi hogaye hain us sitam ke hum…
Jo aadatan humpe dhaate ho.
Tumhain khayaalon se gar nikaal bhi dain…
To khwaabon main aa jaate ho.
Hum lab se nahin karte izhaar-e-mohabb at…
Tum aankhain hii nahin parh paate ho………..

Funny SMS Messages - lonG naiLs. . .

A parrot goes to a shopkeeper and asks ... ''Aam hai kya?''

The shopkeeper says ... ''Nahi. Hum Aam nahi bechte.''

Next day at the same time, the parrot goes again and asks him...

''Aam Hai kya ?''

He gets a little irritated and says...

''Aare Bola na, Hum ''Aam nahi bechte''

On the third day, the parrot goes again and asks him ''Aam hai kya?''

He gets wild and yells ...''Bola na naahi. Abhi vapas aaya to hathoda

marunga sar ke upar''

The next day, the parrot comes again and asks him ..''hathoda hai kya?''

The shopkeeper says ... ''Nahi''

The parrot then asks ... ''Aam hai kya?''

Funny SMS Messages - She Broke my Heart..:-(

Sardar k donon kaan jal gaye,
Doctor: Tumhary kaan kaise jal gaye?
Sardar: Main Qameez Istri kar raha tha k Phone aa gaya, main ne ghalti se Phone ki jaga Estri kaan se laga di
Doctor: Doosra kaan kaisay jala?
.
Sardar: Paa Jee ! Ambulance nu v te phone karna c...!

Funny SMS Messages - har koi mujh pay fida hai

Customer : Waiter, there''s a dead beetle in my soup.Waiter : Yes Sir, they are not very good swimmers.

Customer : Waiter, there''s a fly in my soup.Waiter : That''s all right, Sir, he won''t drink much.

Customer : Waiter, there''s a fly swimming in my soup.Waiter : So what! do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?

Customer : Waiter, what''s the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?Waiter : I wouldn''t know, Sir, I''m a waiter, not a fortune teller.

Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.Waiter : Funny? But why aren''t you laughing?

Funny SMS Messages - Dentist''s Advice on Secret of Good Health:

yeah ju halka halka suro0or hain .....

yeah ju halka halka suro0or hain .....

yeah teri nazar ka kaso0or hain k sharab peena sikha diya.......

yeah ju halka halka suro0or hain .....

yeah teri nazar ka kaso0or hain k sharab peena sikha diya.......

yeah ju halka halka suro0or hain .....

tere pyar ne Teri cha ne,.....

teri bheki bheki nighaa ne........mujhe 1 sharabi bana diya....

Funny SMS Messages - 1st Man:"Main Muree

Angel askd a man

after death:

Kya tum shadi shuda thy?

Man: Haan

Angel Orderd:

Ye dozakh bhugat k

aaya hy isay

jannat main daal do

Angel ask same

question to another

man:

Man: 2 baar shaadi ki thi

Angel orderd:

Isay dozakh main daal do

isay dozakhmain rehny ki

aadat ho gai hy ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Sardar aur us ka dost

A sardar wanted to sell his old battered Maruti car which had done more than


100,000 kms. Since no body was inclined to buy it, he approached his friend to

help him dispose it off. The friend advised him to have the mileage meter

reading reduced to around 30,000 kms so that he could tell the prospective

customer that it has been used sparingly. The sardar liked the idea. A few

weeks later the same friend met him and enquired whether he was able to

dispose off his car. The sardar replied, "Are you mad? Who sells a car which

has done only 30000 kms

Love SMS Messages - Ae waqt zara to tham ja

KUCH TO HY TU BADAL GYA HY!
.
Wo Teri Ankhon K Khawb Sary Wo
Baten Sari Hisab Sary Sawal Sary
Jawab Sary
Wo khushain Sari
Azab Sary
Nasha Tha Jo Wo Utar Giya Hai,
.
KUCH TO HAI TU BADAL GYA HAI!
Jo Tery Milny Ki Arzo Thi
Jo Tujko Pany Ki Justju Thi
Hui jo chahat abi shuro thi
Jo Teri Ankhon Main Roshni Thi
Jo Teri Baton Ki Rangini Thi
Jo Teri Sanson Ki Tazgi Thi
Jo Tery Lehjy Main Chashni Thi
Wo Sara Meetha Pighal Gaya Hai
.
KUCH TO HY TU BDAL GYA HY

Love SMS Messages - Aanken band kar

Aanken band kar

Aanken band kar k bhi, hum tera deedar karte hain,

Aye sanam, hum to sirf tum se pyar karte hain.

Lakh chaah kar bhi main tujhe bhula nahi sakta,

Saans rahte, teri tasvir aankhon se hataa nahi sakta.


Aakhiri pal tak o bewafaa, tujehe yaad karta hoon,

Teri yaadon ko seene mein basaa kar chalta hoon

Love SMS Messages - 1 Din Ek Pagal Lrki Phulon Se Khel Rahi Thi

1 Din Ek Pagal Lrki Phulon Se Khel Rahi Thi

Story:
1 Din Ek Pagal Lrki Phulon Se Khel Rahi Thi

Halke Halke Baaten Kar K Phulon Ko Bosay De K..

Shayad Kuch Soch Rahi Thi..
Yakayak 1 Kantay Ne Aa K Us K Honton Ko Zakham Bakhsha

Usne Phulon Ko Hata K Kante Ko Muthi Mai Le Kar
PYAR Se Thora Chuma

Shayad Wo Jan Gai Thi PYAR K Badle Yehi Milega.../

Funny SMS Messages - "I f O u r C o n s t i t u t i o n

After checkup, Dr. said to wife:

"Ur husband is suffering from a very severe disease. If u don''t do the following, he''ll die.

Each day, fix him healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, & in good mood. Cook tasty dinner for him. Don''t discuss ur problems with him. If u can do this for 1 year, ur husband will be OK."

On the way home, the husband asked:

"What did the Dr. say?

She said:

"Doctor ne jawab de dia hy...." =P =D

Funny SMS Messages - ''Baat Baat Pr Ye

One day a sardarji was sitting in his office on the


thirteenth floor building when a man came running in

to his office and shouted "Santa Singh your daughter

Preeto just died in an accident" Sardarji was in

panic.Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office

window. While coming down when he was near the tenth

floor he remembered he didn''t have a daughter named

Preeto. When he was near the fifth floor he remembered

he was not married.When he was about to hit the ground

he remembered he was not Santa Singh.

Funny SMS Messages - adnam saami se

A man was crying over a grave and repeating,

Why did you have to die?

Another man approached him and said,

Sir, I dont wish to interfere with your private grief

but for whom do you mourn so deeply?

Your child?

Your parent?

The mourner took a moment to collect himself,

then replied,

My wifes first husband.

Funny SMS Messages - 3 chezao k damn khabi na chorrain.

Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge:

Aap Theak Hain, Is Liye Aapko RELEASE Kya Ja Raha Hai.

Magar Afsos K Kal Jis Pagal Ko Aapne Swimming Pool Mai Doobnay Se Bachaya Tha,

Aaj Usne Phanda Daal Kar Khud-Kushi Karli.

Pagal: Us Ne Khudkushi Nahi Ki Hai.

Woh To Maine Usay Taang Diya Tha Sukhanay K Liye. :-)

Love SMS Messages - The Essential Saddness

kro tu kis k lye akhir malal uska.


usy nahi tu mujhe bhi nahi khyal uska,

meri wafa ne banaya he bewafa usko,

kisi ada par nahi hai kamal uska,

mere naseeb ki yeh bhi tu khush naseebi hai,

k mujhe ko dekh kar sub pochty hain haal uska,

yehi dua me karo har baras k pehle din,

mere bagher ne guzry koi b saal uska,

mere urooj ko us k naseeb me likh dy,

khuda-e-paak mujhe sounp dy zawaal uska

Funny SMS Messages - ''1 Girl: Mujhe to Aisa Larka chahiye jo,

''Ladka bola :


kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,

kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,

bahana gham ka hota, hum inke ghar to aate.

Ladki boli:

Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,

Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,

kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.''

Love SMS Messages - Can u hear the

,,DAIRY KA EK PAGE,,

Kal tanhayi main jab

Apni dairy ko maine khola

Bohat se shair Dil ko lage

Bohat si shairi pe Dil dhuka

Ek aisa safa bhi is main aaya

Likha hua tha jo aanso''on se

Ke us ka unwaan Hamsafar tha

Woh safa sab se hi Moatber tha

Kuch aur aansoo phir is safe per tapke


Phir us se aage main parh na paaya

Apni Dairy ko bund karke

Uss ki yaadon main kho gaya main

Ke woh milti to kitna accha hota

In hi khayalon main sogaya main

Funny SMS Messages - william studyfear said

Ek Pathan job k Liye Form Fill kr Raha Tha,
Form mein eik Option tha k Aap ka Star Kya Hai?

Pathan ki samjh me Nahi Aaya

Usne kisi aur k Form main Dekha.
Us ne Apny star ki Option me Cancer likha huwa Tha.

Pathan ne kuch Socha,
Phir Apny Form Per Bawaseer Likh Dia. :-)

Funny SMS Messages - 2 Sardar bank

Kid- Teacher, Can I Go

To Bathroom ?

Teacher- Yes, But

Only After Reciting The

Alphabates !

Kid- Ok !

"A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,


M,N,O,

Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z !"

Teacher- Where Is "P" ?

Kid- Its Running

Down My Leg !!

Plz Let Me Go To The

Bathroom ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - New Remix Song. . .

New Remix Song. . .

New Remix Song. . .

KhalBali Hai KhalBali

Emergency Ki Hai KhalBali

Musharaf ko Chor K Benazir Dubai Chali

Imran ko Hai Chul Bari

Altaf Bhai Ki Tou Nikal Pari

Qazi Ki Hai Sulag pari

Aitezaaz Ki Hai Farmaish Bari

Supreme Court Hai Ziddi Bari

Apne Pakistan Ki ho gayi Khatya Khari

Khalbali Hai Khalbali

Emergency Ki Hai KhalBhali . . . ;

Friendship SMS Messages - From Today 4th Sunday

PYAR V/S DOSTI :

1.Pyar Ek Shikva Hai,

Dosti Ek Jazba Hai.

2.Pyar Me Hr Bar Dhoka Milta Hai,

Dosti Me Bar Bar Moka Milta Hai.

3.Pyar Diwano Ka Kam Hai,

Dosti Smjdaron Ka.

4.Pyar Me Musibt Hoti Hai,

Dosti Me Nasiht.

5.Pyar Me Dil Toot Ta Hai To Koi Rusva Hota Hai,

Par Mit Jane K Bad B,Dosti Ka Ek Rutba Hota Hai.

Funny SMS Messages - Teacher: everyone write your lover name in a paper../

agar koi larkee roothi ho, aur bar bar mananein par b na maney,

par achanak wo man jaye, aur app sey meethi meethi batein karney lage to iss ka kya matlab ho ga

"uss ko aap kee jaib mein money nazar aa ghayee hai jo ussey pehle nahee dikh rahee thee"

Love SMS Messages - Your heart is my

Farq sirf itna sa hai, US ki doli uthi meri maiyat uthi,

phool US per bhi they, phool mujh per bhi they,

mehfil wahan bhi thi , log yahan bhi the,

Un ka hansna wahan, in ka rona yahan,

sahelian us ki bhi thin, dost mere bhi they,

Do qul US k perhey, do qul mere perhey,


Qazi udher bhi tha, moulvi idher bhi tha,

WOH saj k gaya, mujhe sajaya gaya,

WOH uth k gaya, mujhe uthaya gaya,

Farq sirf itna sa hai usey APNAYA gaya, mujhe DAFNAYA gaya........

Funny SMS Messages - person in toilet hears from adjacent

person in toilet hears from adjacent

A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet

Hi, how r u?

he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?

well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?

No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.

There is an idiot in other toilet who is

answering my questions.. ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - Can miles really

Sometimes I wonder why V r Frndz?

What made us so special for eachother

that V chose each other as good Frndz.

Then I think may b it was our fate


that made us care for eachother

that made us understand eachother

but then again a tear comes in my eye

thinking one day my Fndz will leave me

getting busy with their lives but I stop

my tears saying some silent words

"I TRUST MY FRNDZ,

THEY WON''T LEAVE ME"

Dedicated to all my special Frndz

Funny SMS Messages - Welcome to Pakistan

Movie titles related to eng students:

exams - socha na tha,

classes - kabhi kabhi,

question papers - na tum jano na hum,


copying - yaarana,

maths2 - asambhav,

maths1 - mission impossible,

environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,

1st semester - kuch to hai,

2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,

distinction - kal ho na ho,

1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,

2nd class - dil mange more

fail - phir milenge

Friendship SMS Messages - nahi ban jata

Good Friends Are One In A Million.

Good Friends Are Stories To Share.

Good Friends Know The Path To Your

Happiness, And They Walk With You

All The Way There.

Good Friends Are Lives Overlapping.

Good Friends Are Laughter And Tears.

Good Friends Are Emotions So Deep

That The Trust Just Keeps Growing

Funny SMS Messages - 1 Memon se marny k Baad farishty ne Pucha:

1 Memon se marny k Baad farishty ne Pucha:

1 Memon se marny k Baad farishty ne Pucha:

''''koi naiki ki thi Duniya mein?

Memon: "haan aik faqeer ko 1 Rupiya dia tha, 1 Masjid mein 1 lota Rakhwaya tha, 1 Hospital ko 5 Rupay diye thay, farishtay ne kaha,

Ye lay apne 6 Rupay, Lota Pakarr aur Dozakh mein chal Shabash.

Funny SMS Messages - Ek Dost Mazaq Me Apnay Shaikh Dost K Paon Dbanay Lga.

''aaj subeh mujhe chirhion ki awazain kuch ziada he ache leg rehe then,

pool kuch ziada he khobsorat leg rehe the,

fiza b kuch mehki mehki the,

mene dunia se pocha:

aaj quen tujh man esahusun he?

wo boli:

aaj sms perhne vala zinndagi men pehli br nhaia hai.''

Funny SMS Messages - A Touching Love Story

Dhoom Dhoom Song

dhoom dhoom teri biwi kesi

dhoom dhoom teri esi ki tesi

dhoom dhoom teray bachay kalay

cream lagalay cream lagalay

dhoom dhoom mene murghi paali

dhoom dhoom aray anday wali

dhoom dhoom bhaag gai saali

dhoom dhoom meray bday ai


dhoom dhoom mene sab ko bulaya

dhoom dhoom per koi na aya

dhoom dhoom mujhe gussa aya

dhoom dhoom mene tv chalaya

dhoom dhoom ye gana ayaaa

dhoom machalay! dhoom machalay! dhoom!!