Love SMS Messages - today a few drops

KUCH TO HY TU BADAL GYA HY!
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Wo Teri Ankhon K Khawb Sary Wo
Baten Sari Hisab Sary Sawal Sary
Jawab Sary
Wo khushain Sari
Azab Sary
Nasha Tha Jo Wo Utar Giya Hai,
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KUCH TO HAI TU BADAL GYA HAI!
Jo Tery Milny Ki Arzo Thi
Jo Tujko Pany Ki Justju Thi
Hui jo chahat abi shuro thi
Jo Teri Ankhon Main Roshni Thi
Jo Teri Baton Ki Rangini Thi
Jo Teri Sanson Ki Tazgi Thi
Jo Tery Lehjy Main Chashni Thi
Wo Sara Meetha Pighal Gaya Hai
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KUCH TO HY TU BDAL GYA HY

Break Up SMS Messages - Aey Kaash

Apny is deewany say berukhi nahi achi..

Ghair sary loogon ki dosti nahi achi..

Tum meri aankhoon mien khuwaab ban k thery hoo..

Khuwab ki haqeeqat say dushmani nahi achi..

Hum tumhari chahat mien din raat tarapty rehty hien..

Youn kisi k jazbaat say dil lagi nahi achi...

Agar kisi say ulfat ka karoobar ho jay..

Zeesat tak nibha tu aarzi nahi achi..

Chand tere kirnoo say choor choor ho jay..

Soogwar ratoon mien chandni nahi achi........

Funny SMS Messages - You Are Too Sexy . . .

Izzat bachane ka naya tareeqa ..

Ek larka apne dost k sath khara tha k Wahan se ek larki guzri,

Us ne us larki ko ishara kiya aur aankh mari,

Jawab mein larki ne us larke ko Lanat de di ..

Wo larka apne dost se bola:

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Bechari 5 baje miline ka keh rahi hai magar main jaonga he nahi... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - ek khan sahb sey koi

ek khan sahb sey koi

Ek Khan Sahb Sey Koi Puchta Hey K "Time Kya Horaha Hey" ???

Khan: Baj Kr 10 mint

Fir Puchta He Boltey Hen

Khan: Baj Kr 15 mint

Fir Puchta He Boltey Hen

Khan: Baj Kr 20 mint

Thak Har K Banda Bolta Hey K Kya Baj Kr ???

Khan: Kaisey Bta0n Merey Ghari Mein Ghantey Ki S0en Hey Nhi Hey ;->;-)

Funny SMS Messages - Message Abhi Baqi Hai Mere Dost..

''Tera Hone Laga Hon Remix:

Failing in the Tests is Like a New Trend in the Coaching.

SIR feel Me. Sir Feel Me.

Thinking About the Fun We Making and the Sheet We Sharing.

SIR Heal Me. SIR Heal Me.

Ayi Jo Meri Supplee Supplee. Mera to Bura Haal Hua.


Ammi Se Pare Joote Joote.

Abbu Ka Bhi Jalal Hua,

FAAAAil. Hota Raha Hon. Jab Bhi Parha Hun. Fail He Hua Hon.

Funny SMS Messages - Hum janday paye

Dr: Aap pagal kaise huwe?

Pagal: kuch time pehle main ne ek bewa se shadi ki us ki jawan beti ne mere baap se shadi ki: yun wo meri saas ban gaye,un k ghar beti hui to rishte mai wo meri behn hui kiun k main us k baap ka beta tha,dosri taraf wo meri nawasi bhi hui, kiun k main us ki nani ka shohar tha, is liye main apni behn ka nana bana,phir mere ghar beta huwa, tu meri biwi ki beti, mere bete ki dadi bhi lagti thi kiun k wo meri soteli maa thi, chunache mera beta apni dadi ka bhai ban gaya aur main apne bete ka bhanja aur....

Dr: bas karo! Khuda k wastay bas karo warna main pagal hojaonga...

Funny SMS Messages - if you keep your

In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date)

and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem"s

friend...couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for

giving me a friend like u...happy birthday and dont forget

that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every

falling star."

Funny SMS Messages - Ek Scientific Shair Mulahiza Kijiye

''Ladki boli:

Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,

Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,

Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.

Ladka bola :

Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,

Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,

Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.

Funny SMS Messages - Aaj Se 100 Saal Pehle

''{}.{},

/@ / "^----:":*

\,,/" /TOYOTA * * / ,,/\,\/ ,,/\,

Petrol 66.70 Rupay hai

Is liye Aapke Aney Haaney k Liye Paish Hai.

"KHOTA TOYOTA"

Model 2010

Petrol ka Dushman,

jab tak Dil kary Chalate raho,

5 years Maintenance Free,

Sponsered by:

Jahan Khuab Wahan KHOTA TOYOTA. :-)''

Funny SMS Messages - Old phrase:

New Student Remix Of Amplifier:

KaAliyan bariyan we paper nu me laawa,

Speed me 220 di likhaan,

Teacher de saamne me nai rukda,

Em a night writer,

Rem0vAan maAr mar paper nu chehk kad da,

Sarey bchey takde we ki hogaya,

Lagda we aj mera paper hogaya,

Un nu me puchda,


Ni paper sada le ja ni jattiye,

Ni dur isey le ja we ariye,

Ni teacher tu meri, meri, Mein tera student dent.

Funny SMS Messages - new degrees of do

THE NEWS

14 Aug 2020

Headline News

PM BILAWAL meet Presidnt ZARDARI

President ZARDARI visit neighbour country BALOCHISTAN

PAK loses Cricket series against CANADA

IMRAN khan is the leader of TALIBAN

MEERA 25th BIRTHDAY 2day

9th SEPTEMBER on death anivrsary of CHOUDHRY BROTHERS

OSAMA still WANTED

SHOAIB AKHTER hopeful 2 play in nxt MATCH

1$=420Rs

Petrol 1 ltr=1450Rs

CNG=3020Rs/kg

Gold=2000000/10g

AATA stolen frm LHR Museum

Sugar 1100/kg =P ;)

Funny SMS Messages - pata hai mujhey

Life While Doing M.B.B.S

1sr Yr: Yahoo I''m In

Medical College

2nd Yr: Kahan Phans

Gaya? Help Me

3rd Yd: Severe

Migraine, Sumtymz

Pagalpan b

4th Yr: Aah Soon It''ll

b Over

5th Yr: Finaly It''ll b

Over

House Job: I Did It

Job : I Love Myself

W8 a Min !

Sunthing Is Missing

Ohhh !!! Meri

"JAWANI" ;->

Funny SMS Messages - What Has One Horn And Gives Milk ... ???

Newspaper Men Advertisement Aayi Hamare Pas Aisi Product Hai,

Jisko Pehan Kar Aap Pori Dunya Ko Dekh Sakte Hain,

Magar Aapko Koi Nahi Dekh Sakta.

Price 10,000 + Free Home Delivery

1 Shakhs Ne Ads Parhte Hi 10,000 Rs. Bheje.

Kuch Dino Bad TCS Wala 1 Packet Le Kar Aaya.

Us Shaks Ne Jaldi Jaldi Parsel Khola To Andar Se Ek

"BURQA" Nikla. :-)

Funny SMS Messages - Package Wale So

3 dost oxford unvrsty k cafeteria

mn bethy apni felngs share kr rhy thy.

1st dost:mra dil krta he k men bht ziada mehnt kr k ek kamyab insan banon.

2nd dost: mn chahta hun k social workr bn k logon ki bhlai k kam krn.

3rd dost:yar meri ek hi khwahsh he k uni mn hungama ho or 10 din bycott hon or phr har papr mai 8,8 din ka gap ho.

2nu doston ny usy thappr mar k kaha

"wah! prhna oxford ma aur khwab KARACHI UNIVERSITY k" =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Everybody Wants

You Filled My Dayz With Rainbow Lights

Fairy Tales And Sweet Dream Nights

A Kiss To Wipe Away My Tears

Gingerbread To Ease My Fears

You Gave The Gift Of Life To me

And Then In Love You Set Me Free

I Thank You For Your Tender Care

For Deep Warm Hugs And Being There

I Hope When You Think Of Me

A Part Of You

You''ll Alwayz See

Funny SMS Messages - What do you call

Mian ßivi Apny ßachy k ly Robot ly Ay

Jo ß Jhot ßolta Us k Thapr Marta

§on:Abu Aj Ma ßemar Ho §chol Nai Jao Ga

çhataakh!

ßap:Tm Ny Jhot ßola?

Ma Jb Tmary Jitna Tha kbi Jhot Ni ßolta Tha

çhataakh!

Mom(kichen §y):

kia Hoa?

ßap:?e çhinto ßoht Jhot ßolta Hy

Mom:Zahir Hy Apka ßeta Hy

Chatakh!

Funny SMS Messages - 2 Larkin Ful Makeup

Musharaf: Agar mey Plane sey 1000 ka note phenkoon, to?

Adviser: Aik Pakistani ka bhala hoga.

Musharaf: Agar 500 k 2 note, to?

Adviser: 2 ka bhala hoga.

:-) Musharaf: Agar 100 k 10 note, to???

:-m

Advider: Is tarah to 10 ka bhala hoga magar aap jump laga do to poorey Pakistan ka bhala hoga...!

Love SMS Messages - peyar vo hay jo.

REAL BEAUTY

Do not judge by color of eyes

but judge by innocence in the eyes

Do not judge by lipstick worn on the lips

but judge by truth spoken by lips

Do not judge by complexion of hands

but judge by workdone by those hands

Do not judge by golden anklet worn on feet

but judge by the brave steps taken by the feet

Do not judge by height,weigh or any physical part


but judge by purity of heart!

Love SMS Messages - pori dunia tum se payar karti hai

pori dunia tum se payar karti hai

Agar tum ye sochtai ho
k pori dunia tum se payar karti hai
to aun mein se aik mein bhi hon

Agar tum ye sochtai ho
k kuch log tum se payar kartain hain
to aun mein se aik mein bhi hoon

Agar tum ye sochtai ho
k sirf aik banada tum se payar karta hai
to woh mein hoon

Agar tum ye sochtai ho
k tum se koi nahi payar karta hai
to mein ais duniya mein nahi hoon

Funny SMS Messages - Some Translations in Urdu...!!

Agr English Movies Pakistani Produce krtae to un kae nam Khch youn Hotae

1. Cliff Hanger: Latak''''da Gujjar

2. Superman: Udan aala Gujjar

3. Men in Black: Kala Gujjar

3. Rambo : Khooni Gujjar

4. Revenge: Gujjar da inteqaam

5. Spiderman: Jaaley aala Gujjar

6. Evil Dead: Gujjar di Moat.. :p ;->

Love SMS Messages - True Love Never Die

Dating is so insecure.

My last relationship,

I was always there for her and she dumped me.

I told her about it. I said,

Remember when your grandma died?

I was there.

Remember when you flunked out of school?


I was there.

Remember when you lost your job?

I was there!

She said, I know - you''re bad luck.

Funny SMS Messages - Don''t Love Reliance Girl

Aik Charsi Qabrestan Me Chars Pi Raha Tha

Police Aagai

To Charsi Ny Chars Chopa Diya

Police:Kia Kar Rahy Ho

Charsi: Kuch Nahi Apny Walid K Liye Dua Kar Raha Hon

Police:Ye To Kisi Bachy Ka Qabar Hai,

Charsi: Mera Walid Sahab Bachpan Me Mar Gaya Tha... ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - Moon said to me

S0 many talks on a issue..

S0 much fun of a singl inn0cent frnd..

S0 many frndz on 1bench..

S0 much laugtr on 1stupd j0ke..

S0 many callz n smsz on birthday nite..

S0 many hugs for 0ne littl w0rry..

S0 much luv for jst 1pers0n..


S0 many tearz for 0ne little fight..

Really!! "frndz r da best part of our small life"

... L0ve y0u !!

Funny SMS Messages - its a nice feeling w

Mumbai attacks kay baad Pakistan ne bhi India ko apni "MOST WANTED" LIST bhej di hay......

SINDH demands "KATRINA KAIF"

PUNJAB demand "PRIYANKA CHOPRA"

BALOCHISTAN demands "KAREENA KAPOOR"

NWFP desperatly and urgently wants "SHAHID

KAPOOR"

Geo

pathano Geo

Love SMS Messages - IT MUST HAVE BEEN

once a blind girl loved a boy
on 14th feb... boy proposed the grl
she refused saying '''''i havent seen you yet
firstly i would see u than mary''''

suddenly one day some one donated her eyes
she saw the boy
he was also blind she refused again n said ''HOW I SHALL MARRY YOU.,.,.,.YOU ARE BLIND''

the boy wd broken heart went saying
OK LOVE!TAKE CARE PF MY EYES"""""

Love SMS Messages - Love Never Dies

kro tu kis k lye akhir malal uska.

usy nahi tu mujhe bhi nahi khyal uska,

meri wafa ne banaya he bewafa usko,

kisi ada par nahi hai kamal uska,

mere naseeb ki yeh bhi tu khush naseebi hai,

k mujhe ko dekh kar sub pochty hain haal uska,

yehi dua me karo har baras k pehle din,


mere bagher ne guzry koi b saal uska,

mere urooj ko us k naseeb me likh dy,

khuda-e-paak mujhe sounp dy zawaal uska

Love SMS Messages - Fallin in Luv

Tum Mujhe
AL-Wida Nhi Kehna
Tum Se Naata Hai Youn Wafaon Ka
Jaise Khushbu Se Hy Hawaon Ka
Jaise Honton Se He Duaon Ka
Jaise Rishta He Dhoop Chaon Ka
Jaise jismon Se Aatmaon Ka
Jaise Pooja Se Devtaon Ka
Sare Bandhan Na Tor K Jana
Ab Tere Bin Mjhe Nhi Rehna
Tm Mjhe
AL-Wida Nhi Kehna

Funny SMS Messages - "EINSTIEN"

Dunya Chaand pr jane k liye Be-taab hy

Hum Khush-naseeb hyn k Zameen pr rehty huey Chaand pr hyn

Ye PAKISTAN nhi

CHAAND ka tukra hy

Aur Chaand pr na Light hoti hy,

na Paani, na Gas,

na Aata, na Cheeni,

So plz no tension,

Enjoy your life on Moon ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - ~T h O u G h T P r O v O k I n G~

Why pakistan is in trouble ? Population: 16 crore

4 crore retired

3 crore in state govt don''t work


2 crore in school

2 crore under 5 year

2 crore unemployed

2 crore house wives

99,99,998 are any time in jail.

The balance is you & me. you are busy in checking SMS.

HOW can i handle pakistan alone? ;->

Love SMS Messages - Koi hai jo dua karta hai...

AJ TU BESABAB UDASS HAI JII
ISHQ HOTA TU KOI BAAT B THI

JALTA PHIRTA HOON DOPHARON MAI
JANE KIA CHEEZ KHO GAYE MERI

CHUPTA PHIRTA HAI ISHQ DUNYA SE
PEHLTI JA RAHI HAI RUSWAII

AAJ TU WO B KUCH KHAMOSH SA THA
MAI NE B IS SE KOI BAAT NA KI

AIK DUM IS KE HONT CHOOM LIE
YE MUJHE BETHE BETHE KIA SOOJHI

AIK DUM ISKA HATH CHORADIA
JANE KIA BAAT DARMIYAN AYEE

TU JO ITNA UDAAS HAI LATIF
TUJHE KIA HOGAYA BATA TU SAHI

Funny SMS Messages - fsc aur msc

Gabbar: Kitne admi they?

Sambha: Sardar 2

Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?

Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai


Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?

Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.

Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?

Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata>

Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?

Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.

Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?

Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.

Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?

Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar

Friendship SMS Messages - Har Rishta Mila Virasat

F” is for Fun That friends share when they are

together.

”R” is for Reliability A true friend is someone that you can

always

rely on.

”I” is for Interest Someone who is genuinely interested in

you,

your fears, joys, and life.

”E” is for Energy They pick you up when you are down,

and give

you the energy to go on and believe in yourself.

”N” is for Nothing Nothing is ever too much, no matter

what time

it is, night or day.

”D” is for Distance Although the miles may separate you, a

true

friend is never far away.

”S” is for Secrets Your feelings and personal/private

thoughts

that you can only share with a friend.

Funny SMS Messages - Which part of the body

SLEEPING DISEASE ETIOLOGY

CAUSED BY: Lecturer

HOST: Students


REASON: Frequent Classroom Exposure

SYMPTOMS: Frequent falling on the table, Automatic closure of the eyes

CHRONIC FORM: Serious mucous discharge from mouth

PATHOGENIC LESIONS: Reddening of the eyes

PATHOGENISIS: Mild closing of the eyes, Short handwriting, Loss of conciousness

DIAGNOSIS: By adjacent person, Sometimes by thr prof.

TREATMENT: Not yet invented

PREVENTION: Bunk the class :)