Funny SMS Messages - Astronomers Say

Itni SHIDDAT Se Maine Larki Patane Ki KOSHISH Ki Hai

Ke Har AMA Ne Mujhe Apni BETI Ka HAATH Dene Ki SAAZISH Ki Hai

Kehte Hain Ke Agar Tum Sache DIL Se Larki Patana Chaho

To Puri KAYENAT Tumhare Liye Larki Patane Mein Lag Jati Hai

Hamare Larke Larki Ke Chakkar Mein Bhi FILMO Ki Tarha END Mein Sab Theek Ho Jata Hai

HAPPY ENDINGS

Aur Agar Sab Theek Na Ho To Chakkar Khatam Nahi Hua

Kyunke Uski Choti BEHEN Abhi Baqi Hai Mere DOST . . . . ;->

Sad SMS Messages - sub kuch luta dia.

Main Lauton ga December main

December Jab bhi ata hai
wo pagli...
phir se beety mosumo'n ki
talkhion ko
yad karti ha
purana card perhti hai
k jis main os ne
likha tha
Main Lauton ga December main

Nai Kapry bnati hai
wo sara ghar sjati hai
December k her ik din ko
wo gin gin ker bit'tati hai
junhi 15 guzarti hai
wo kuch kuch toot jati hai
magar phir bi
purani albumo'n ko khol ker
mazi bulati hai !!!
nahi maloom ye osko
k beety waqt ki khushian
Bohat takleef deti hain
mehaz dil ko jalati hain...
yunhi din beet jaty hain
December laut jata hai
magar wo Khush feham larki...
dobara se calendar main
December k maheeny k safhy ko
mord ker, phir se
Phir se
December ke sahar main
Doob jati hai
k akhir os ne likha tha....

Main Lauton ga December main

Funny SMS Messages - Arz Kia Hai :

Aata Hy Yaad Humain Double Sawari Ka Zamana,

Wo Apni Bike Ko Chamkana,

Wo Kaminapan Krna,

Wo Coaching K Samne Villi Lagana,

Wo Bachiyan Phansana,

Wo Hasna Hasana,

Wo C-View Jana,

Wo Baot Basin Per Raja Sahab Ka Pan Khana Aur Sutte Lagana,


Wo Logo Ki Hatana,

Wo Tulley Ko Cherh Kar Bike Bhagana

Burns Road Jana,

Wo Roll Point K Roll Khana,

Wo Paise Urana,

Na Wo Din Hain

Na Ratain,

Agar Kuch Hy To Bus Yaadein He Yaadein... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - 1 liter khoon

Why Pakstanis are easy to identify?

1. Everything cooked in garlic & onion

2. Re-use of gift papers

3. Always arive atleast 1 hour late to a party

4. Chldren have names rhyming

5. Talk for an hour at the gate when leaving somebody''s house

6. Keep leftover food in fridge

7. You live wth your parents even when you are 40 years old

8. Don''t use measure cups when cooking

9. Bedsheets on sofas to keep them away from getting dirty

10. Cover everything with plastic even if its a remote control :D

Love SMS Messages - I feel moon light

Har dhadkan pe aapka naam liya karte hain,


Aap ho humey apni jaan se bhi pyare,

Tabhi to waqt be waqt yaad kiya karte hain

Samandar mein "Gahrai" ki tarhan

Pyar mein "Judai" ki tarhan

Dosti mein "Chahat" ki tarhan

Mohabbat mein "Wafa" ki tarhan

Meri zaban par tum rahte ho "Dua" kei tarhan

Ankhain aap ki hoon par anso mere

Zindagi aap ki ho par sansain meri

Dil aap ka ho par dhadkan meri


Zindagi k akhri more par dua hogi ye

Kafan aap ka ho aur mout meri

Love SMS Messages - Apne ehsas se cho0 kr m0je sundal kr do,..

You’re There For Me When I’m Lost


You’re There For Me At Every Cost

You’re There For Me Through Snow And Rain

You’re There For Me When I’m In Pain

You’re There For Me To Heal My Cut

You’re There For Me No Matter What

You’re There For Me Like An Angel From Above

To Watch Over Me And Teach Me How To Love

Friendship SMS Messages - It starts wid a

??You are my true friend

?

??True friends are Rare to Find

?

??True friends are Always very Kind

?

??True friends are Ornaments so Beautiful

?

??True friends Always make us Cheerful


?

??True friends are the Work of Perfection

?

??True friends Give us right Direction

?

??True friends Always shine like Moon

?

??True friends are the Greatest Boon

?

??That''s Y Ur My True Friend


??Forever ?

Friendship SMS Messages - Baar baar yeh din

*Best Buddies*

are hard to find..

So Today I choose to thank u 4 evrytime U made me smile, laugh,


4 evrytime U helped,

wiped a tear

&

I apologize 4 any inconvenience I caused,

4 evrytime I was rude,

4 anything that hurt U..

Thank U for being a great part of My Small Life :)

Funny SMS Messages - To Ask For Their Money Back.

We had Submissions in college.

No one could complete on time,

The girl who submitted her submission first was given a " late" remark.

Next guy was given a " very late" remark.

And the next was a " very very late" remark.

And fortunately, For the guy who submitted the last, was given a "LATEST" remark :->

Funny SMS Messages - Yamraj ne BHUKAMP bheja

1 morgi ne 3 anday diye .

Aur dua mangi babies naik nikley.

kuch din bad babies niklay.


pehla baby namaz parta hua nikla.

dosra baby tazbih parta hua nikla.

tesre anday se baby nahi nikla to murgi pareshan ho gai , itney mai andy se awaz aai , ammi mai aitekaf mai betha hun

Love SMS Messages - I took All The Pain

On a dark and moonless night

I sit and close my eyes, imagine

your face, your touch, your kiss,

and when I open my eyes, I see sparkling

and glittering stars around me .

How lucky I am to have you, my love!

I do not need any light to see

as you are my light.

I Love You.

Funny SMS Messages - 1 Ladka achanak ladki ko dekh k bola

Make a wish and give it wings

Dreams of bright and beautiful things

Dance through all the fun filld hours

Don''t forget to smell the flowers

Share some love and birthday cake

All life joys are yours to take

And when evening comes to view

Thanks ur lucky stars you are you

. . . HaPpY bIrThDaY. . .

Funny SMS Messages - Maine tujhse pyar kiya,

Four guys


1 from Harward:

1 Oxford

1 Texas

&

a Sardar from Pujab university

1 common question:

What is the fastest thing in world?

Oxford:Light

Harvard:Thought

Texas:Blink of an eye


Sardar:It’s loose motions,

because last night I was lying in my bed

& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,

it was over!

Funny SMS Messages - Whts The Difference Between Doctors & Lawyers ?? .

Itni Shiddat Se Maine Paas Hone Ki Koshish Ki Hai,

k har teacher ne mujhe marks dene ki saazish ki hai,

Ye exams bhi apne hindi filmon ki tarah hote hain,

ant tak sab kuch achha ho hi jata hai-HAPPYS ENDINGS.

Agar tum kisi paper mein paas hona chahte ho,

to saari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karane me lag jati hai,

aur agar aisa nahi hota.. to exam abhi khatam nahi hue,

SUPPLY abhi baaki hai mere dost..!

Love SMS Messages - Any Man Can Love

Har dhadkan pe aapka naam liya karte hain,

Aap ho humey apni jaan se bhi pyare,

Tabhi to waqt be waqt yaad kiya karte hain

Samandar mein "Gahrai" ki tarhan


Pyar mein "Judai" ki tarhan

Dosti mein "Chahat" ki tarhan

Mohabbat mein "Wafa" ki tarhan

Meri zaban par tum rahte ho "Dua" kei tarhan

Ankhain aap ki hoon par anso mere

Zindagi aap ki ho par sansain meri

Dil aap ka ho par dhadkan meri

Zindagi k akhri more par dua hogi ye

Kafan aap ka ho aur mout meri

Funny SMS Messages - Interviewer: Can

Aaj boht dino k baad kissi ko ankh mari hai,

aur jawaban pardi aik sandal karari hai,

a mehboob kaisay sahein ghey hum ghum terey,


Tu vessey hee hum sey 80 kilo ziada bari hai,

na poocho mein kitna dat jata hoon apni baat par,

sandal kha k b kehta hoon "Episode Jaari hai"

Funny SMS Messages - Friends r like films,

MUSHARAF DOR KE PAKISTANI KI DUA

Lub pe aati hey dua bunke tamana meri

Zindgi bomb se ho mehfoz khudaya meri

Na koi bomb ke dhamakay se urha de mujhko

Muft may jam-e-shahdat na pila de mujhko


In pe jaiz hey hakomat karna

Aur hey jurm mujhe apni hifazat karna

Mere ALLAH larai se bachana mujhko

Aur sikha de koi bandoq chalana mujhko

Naam-e-Islam ki hurmat ko bacha le ya Rab

Waqt ke saray yazeedon ko utha le ya Rab

Funny SMS Messages - A Gorgeous Girl

Once a man was smoking

in Airport

A gentleman arrive n ask

him: "Ek din mei kitni

cigarette pee lete ho ?"

Man : Why ?

Gentleman : Agar tum ab tak

zndgi me cigarete pe kharch


kiye paise bachaty tou

Samne khara hua plane

tumhara hota ..

Man: Tou kia wo plane aap

ka hy ?

Gentleman: Nhi

Man: Thnkx Sir for ur advice

wo plabe mera hi hy ... =P

Moral :

Don''t try to be over-smart


Sutta Laga k Geo

Love SMS Messages - I wish i was one of

"ÄJNABI"

Usay Kaise Akela Chord Don Is Rah Main

Sath jo Chalta Raha Majboriyon K Baad Bhi

Ban K Khushboo Rach Gaya Hai Yun Mere Ehsas Main

Door Ho Paya Nahin Wo Dooriyon K Baad Bhi

Rafta Rafta Us Ko Bhi Ye Duniya raas aa Gae!

Muskra K Wo Mila Hai Ranjishon K Baad Bhi

Faslay Kab Kam Hoye Hain Raabton K Baad Bhi

Ajnabi They Ajnabi Hain "Mohabbaton" K BÄAD Bhi!.

Funny SMS Messages - "MERI JAN KATREENA"

2009 Is Coming

Wish U A Very

HAPPY NEW YEAR

Valentine''s Day


Basant

23rd March

14 August

Eid Ul Fitr

Eid ul Azha

Frndship Day

Mother, Father

Dadi, Dada

Nana, Nani

Children''s Day


Happy B''day

365 Gud Mornings

Aftr Noons, Evenings''

& Nights

Roz Roz Ka Drama Nhi

Hota Mujh Se

Ab Pura Saal Mat Kehna

Msg Nhi Kia ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Qiamat ki 5 Nishania . . .

Qiamat ki 5 Nishania . . .

Qiamat ki 5 Nishania . . .

1-Har ghar se Jew Musharaf ki awaz aye gi..

2-Pani ka rate Petrol se ziada hoga..

3-Munshi ki fees wakeel se ziada hogi..

4-Logon k pas balance hoga par wo sms nahe karain ge..

5-Logon ko hansi aye gi par sharam phir bhi nahe aye gi . . . :p

Funny SMS Messages - ''God made

Pathan''s Wife Bought A


Beautifl Sweater For Her

Husband...

She Sent It To Him By Parcel

Along Wid A Note ... Tht Said

"d Buttons Of d Sweatr r Removd

Since They Were Too Heavy & added

To d Postage. U''ll Find ''Em

In d Rite Hand Pocket Of The

Sweater" ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - latter from a custo

In logon kee samajh nahee aati, Hamesha dohra roop,

kaisay:

Proof#1: lardki lardkey ko chchery to Shararat aur agar lardka chchery to Badmashi.

Proof#2: Agar koi ameer kaam mein apni wife ka haat bataye to "understanding" aur agar gharib bataye to "Jhooroo ka Ghulam"

Uuuuufffffff reeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy LLLLLooooooggg

Funny SMS Messages - Can?we do romanc

A Woman Gets On A Bus Wid Her Baby

The Bus Driver Says :

Dats Ugliest Baby I Have Ever Seen

The Woman Goes To The Rear Of

The Bus & Sits Down ,

She Says To A Man Next To Her:

The Driver Just Insulted Me !

The Man Says :

You Go Right Up There And Tell Him Off

Go Ahead I''ll Hold Your Monkey For You ...

Friendship SMS Messages - People say relation

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him I may think aloud. I am arrived at last in the presence of a man so real and equal, that I may drop even those undermost garments of dissimulation, courtesy, and second thought, which men never put off, and may deal with him with the simplicity and wholeness with which one chemical atom meets another.

Funny SMS Messages - I''m glad love doesn''t

Aap Q Pareshaan Hain...???

Kia Aap Ko Theek Terha Se Neend Nahi Aati...

Kia Raat Ko Sote Main

Jaag Jate Hain

Kia Raat Ko jaagne Ki Waja Se

Aap Ko Baar Baar Rona Bhi Parta Hai ???

Ab Mazeed Pareshaani Ki Zarurat Nahi

Kion K Hum Laaye Hain


Sirf Aap K Liye.....

PAMPERS Twin Pack

Ab Sirf 169 Rs/- Main

Chain Se Sona Khoob Barhna... ;->

Love SMS Messages - A Kiss Upon The

What is Love?

It’s silence when your words would hurt,

It’s patience when your neighbor’s curt,

It’s defense when the scandal flows,

It’s thoughtfulness for another’s woes,

It’s promptness when stern duty calls,

It’s courage when misfortune falls

Funny SMS Messages - Pathan ko 1 chirag mila,

Ye baat samajh me i nhi!

Or ammi ne samjhai nhi!

Me kese meethi baat karun...

Jab meethi cheez khai nhi!

Ye Chanda kesa Mamu hai...

Jab ammi ka wo bhai nhi!

Q lambe baal hain bhaalu k?

Q uski tind karai nhi?

Kya wo b ganda bacha hai?


Ya jungle me koi Naai nhi?

Naani k husband jab Nana hain,

Or Daadi k husband jab Dada hain,

To q Baji k husband Baja nhi?

Ye baat samajh me i nhi!

Or ammi ne samjhai nhi!

Funny SMS Messages - Asif Zardari, America

IT''S A GIRLS WORLD...!!!

If Girl laughs loudly she''s Cheerful

If Boy laughs loudly he''s Mannerless

If Girl talks sweetly she''s Charming

If Boy talks sweetly he''s a Flirt

If Girl is shoping she''s Trendy

If Boy is shoping he''s Wasting Money

If Girl is silent she''s Feeling Sad

If Boy is silent he''s Being Rude

If Girls walk in group it''s a Group

If Boy walks in a group it''s a Gang

If Girl can''t come for a date she''s Busy

If Boy can''t he''s Lying.;-)

Funny SMS Messages - 1-5 years girls love MOM

Shaadi Ke Pehle Aur Baad

Shaadi ke pehle - Agar Tum Na Hote :(

Shaadi ke baad - Agar Tum Na Hote :)

Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya :)

Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya? :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai :)

Shaadi ke baad - Kuch Nahi Hota Hai :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Dil To Pagal Hai :)

Shaadi ke baad - Dil To Pagal Tha :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye :)

Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge :)

Shaadi ke baad - Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi :)

Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Kuwara Baap :)

Shaadi ke baad - Bechara Baap :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Titanic :)

Shaadi ke baad - Mortgage :(