Love SMS Messages - Beautiful Lines

What is Love?

It’s silence when your words would hurt,

It’s patience when your neighbor’s curt,

It’s defense when the scandal flows,

It’s thoughtfulness for another’s woes,

It’s promptness when stern duty calls,

It’s courage when misfortune falls

Funny SMS Messages - wxyzwxyz

1960 girl : Pehla phela pyaar hai chahee bahaar hai,

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2003 girl : dusara/tisra pyar hai,

dil bekrar hai,....

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aja morey payaray sajna verna chautha tayyar hai. :D

Sad SMS Messages - Ahl-E-Duniya Ko. .? ?

KUCH TO HY TU BADAL GYA HY!
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Wo Teri Ankhon K Khawb Sary Wo
Baten Sari Hisab Sary Sawal Sary
Jawab Sary
Wo khushain Sari
Azab Sary
Nasha Tha Jo Wo Utar Giya Hai,
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KUCH TO HAI TU BADAL GYA HAI!
Jo Tery Milny Ki Arzo Thi
Jo Tujko Pany Ki Justju Thi
Hui jo chahat abi shuro thi
Jo Teri Ankhon Main Roshni Thi
Jo Teri Baton Ki Rangini Thi
Jo Teri Sanson Ki Tazgi Thi
Jo Tery Lehjy Main Chashni Thi
Wo Sara Meetha Pighal Gaya Hai
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KUCH TO HY TU BDAL GYA HY"

Funny SMS Messages - attitude

Professor he aate hon hafta war college me

To uncha q na hoo taleem ka mayar college me

Agarcha dosre mashrob b mehenge nai milte

Magar chalta hai aksar sharbat''e didar college me

Wo degree k bajae ma''m lekar lot aya hai

Mila tha daakhla jisko samandar par college me

Mje shak hai hum dono samdhi na ban jaen

Teri GULNAR college me,

Mera GULZAR college me.... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Bhai Call me fast aik

''GSG PUKAAR.

HUKMARANO

Ye Dolat B Lay Lo

Ye Chen Aur Amn B Lay Lo ye Ezat Aur Rozgar B Lay Lo

ye Sahat Aur Talem B Lalo


Tax+tax

Lay Lo

ye Shuhrat B Lay Lo

bhalay CHEEN Lo Pora PAKISTAN ek chief justice k ilawa koi kuch nahen kahega

MAGAR

lauta do

wo bijli wo oil(Rs40) wo ata,wo chawal, wo roti, wo cheeni, wo pani.

Phir na khna

Cheif Justici

wo ek h, hum b ek, ek h, agar hum sory ho gy ek, to wo sub kuch jo loat lia h hum lota lengy.

Geo Sms Group

ZeeShan 03133070586

www.geogroup.uiwap.com''

Funny SMS Messages - Larka: larki ko tang kar raha tha

Agr English Movies Pakistani Produce krtae to un kae nam Khch youn Hotae

1. Cliff Hanger: Latak''da Gujjar

2. Superman: Udan aala Gujjar

3. Men in Black: Kala Gujjar

3. Rambo : Khooni Gujjar

4. Revenge: Gujjar da inteqaam

5. Spiderman: Jaaley aala Gujjar

6. Evil Dead: Gujjar di Moat.. :p ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Latest Bathroom Songs . .

''GSG PUKAAR.

HUKMARANO

Ye Dolat B Lay Lo

Ye Chen Aur Amn B Lay Lo ye Ezat Aur Rozgar B Lay Lo

ye Sahat Aur Talem B Lalo

Tax+tax

Lay Lo

ye Shuhrat B Lay Lo

bhalay CHEEN Lo Pora PAKISTAN ek chief justice k ilawa koi kuch nahen kahega


MAGAR

lauta do

wo bijli wo oil(Rs40) wo ata,wo chawal, wo roti, wo cheeni, wo pani.

Phir na khna

Cheif Justici

wo ek h, hum b ek, ek h, agar hum sory ho gy ek, to wo sub kuch jo loat lia h hum lota lengy.

Geo Sms Group

ZeeShan 03133070586

www.geogroup.uiwap.com''

Funny SMS Messages - ab terey sath gold

Vakeel:

Judge Saab, Is Insan Ne Apni Biwi Ko Qatal Kia,

Salay Ko Qatal Kia,

Kaee Begunah Logo Ko Qatal Kia,

Paisay Khae,

Ghundagardi Ki,

Ye Pehle Bhi Jail Ja Cuka Hai,

Ap Bataye Is Drinda-Sift Or Corrupt Insan Ke Sath Kya Hona Chahye?

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Judge:

Isay Pakistan Ka President Bana Do ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Ap dhond kar dikhao!

Life While Doing M.B.B.S

1sr Yr: Yahoo I''m In

Medical College

2nd Yr: Kahan Phans

Gaya? Help Me

3rd Yd: Severe

Migraine, Sumtymz

Pagalpan b

4th Yr: Aah Soon It''ll

b Over

5th Yr: Finaly It''ll b


Over

House Job: I Did It

Job : I Love Myself

W8 a Min !

Sunthing Is Missing

Ohhh !!! Meri

"JAWANI" ;->

Funny SMS Messages - lo0gon ki beghairtia

Musharaf: Agar mey Plane sey 1000 ka note phenkoon, to?

Adviser: Aik Pakistani ka bhala hoga.

Musharaf: Agar 500 k 2 note, to?

Adviser: 2 ka bhala hoga.

:-) Musharaf: Agar 100 k 10 note, to???

:-m

Advider: Is tarah to 10 ka bhala hoga magar aap jump laga do to poorey Pakistan ka bhala hoga...!

Funny SMS Messages - Hoslay saray azma baithay,

Tera mera sadiyaan da vair a.

Tu lang ja saadi khair a.

Main ghr gya to lga tha taala.

"Jalnay waley ka moun kaala"

Band kro ye star plus k show

"Haaran do rastaa lo"

Wo waj gya ik car sy

"daikh mgr pyaar say"

Mahngaie na pora pakistan halaia

"Jiny maa noo sataia unee riksha he chalaia

Funny SMS Messages - ''Duniya Se Jo Dare

Aata Hy Yaad Humain Double Sawari Ka Zamana,

Wo Apni Bike Ko Chamkana,

Wo Kaminapan Krna,

Wo Coaching K Samne Villi Lagana,

Wo Bachiyan Phansana,

Wo Hasna Hasana,

Wo C-View Jana,


Wo Baot Basin Per Raja Sahab Ka Pan Khana Aur Sutte Lagana,

Wo Logo Ki Hatana,

Wo Tulley Ko Cherh Kar Bike Bhagana

Burns Road Jana,

Wo Roll Point K Roll Khana,

Wo Paise Urana,

Na Wo Din Hain

Na Ratain,

Agar Kuch Hy To Bus Yaadein He Yaadein... ;->

Love SMS Messages - Hum jo kehte thay

REAL BEAUTY


Do not judge by color of eyes

but judge by innocence in the eyes

Do not judge by lipstick worn on the lips

but judge by truth spoken by lips

Do not judge by complexion of hands

but judge by workdone by those hands

Do not judge by golden anklet worn on feet

but judge by the brave steps taken by the feet

Do not judge by height,weigh or any physical part

but judge by purity of heart!

Love SMS Messages - First Luv Is

Dushman mere khusiyOn ka zamana hi nahi tha

Tum ne bhi kabhi apna to jana hi nahi tha

Kia karta akaila main saja kar kOi mEhfil


Jab shehar main kisi ne nibahna hi nahi tha

Dil ne to bOhat chaha magar kis tarah jeetay

JeenaY k liye kOi bahana hi nahi tha

Mur mur k dekhta raha maiN Umar bhar magar

Tum aaye nahi tum ko to aana hi nahi tha

Aik rasta bacha tha wO bhi lotne ka tha

Jata main kahaN kOi thikana hi nahi tha

Ab jhuk k mere lash ko jhinjhOr rahe ho

Jaise tumhare "SHAYAR" ko jana hi nahi tha

Funny SMS Messages - Husband And Wif

IT''S A SCARY STORY.

READ IT IF U R DARE ENOUGH.

Once in a rain there was an old man standing with a book in his hand for sale.

A man came to him & asked for buying.

He sold the book for Rs. 3000 & said,

"DON''T OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK"

Else you face problem.

Man finished reading all pages with great fear but not last page.

Out of his curiousity he opened the last page one day.

Then he was shocked to see,

Rs.3O/=

Love SMS Messages - The opposite of "Love" is not Hate,its opposite is to Avoid

Kuch Dur Hamare Sath Chalo

Hum Dil Ki Kahani Keh Dain Ge


Samjhe Na Jise Tum Ankhon Se

Woh Bat Zubani Keh Dain Ge

Pholun Ki Tarah Jab Hounton Pe

Ek Shokh Tabassum Bikhre Ga

Dheere Se Tumhare Kanoun Mein

Ek Baat Purani Keh Dain Ge

Izhare-E-Wafa Tum Kia Jano

Iqrar-E-Wafa Tum Kia Jano

Hum Zikr Karain Ge Ghairun Ka

Aur Apni Kahani Keh Dain Ge

Funny SMS Messages - Bapo Ne Kaha Zong Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo,

Bapo Ne Kaha Zong Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo,

Bapo Ne Kaha Zong Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo,

Maa Ne Kaha U-F0ne Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo,

Paro Ne Kaha Mobilink Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo,

Aik Waqt Aye Ga Jab Sab Kahain Ge Dev Babo,

Ptcl Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo... ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - Thanks GOD

Thanks GOD

Thanks GOD

Who Honoured Me Ur Friendship

GOD Almighty Keeps This With Trueness, Honestly, Peacefully &

Wid The Enjoyment Of His Blessings


GOD Almighty Helps Us On The Matter To Persisting Our Relation Through Friendship

Alwayz Tc n Keep Smiling . .

Funny SMS Messages - "Barish ka Zamana hai" :-)

Do U Know?

How A Normal Person Becomes Abnormal?

How A Person Bears His Insult With Smiling Face?

How A Person Laughs And Weeps With No Reason?

How A Person Is Blackmailed To Study?

How A Person Becomes Old In The Teen Age?

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"PAKISTAN"

"NAVY" =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Tum FaceBook Pe Ho?

Mobile bana hai har larki ki shan

Call kr k larkon ko karti hain ye pareshan

MISSBELL or Sms kr k kehti hain meri jaan

Teri awaz sunne ko tarastey hain mere kaan

12 boyfrnd bana kr akarti hain pehalwan

Apni frndz ko hr raaz bata kr karti hain heran

Kehti hain larkon ko ullu banana hy buhat asan,

Hosh kar ay mere yaar ankhen khol k pehchan,

Mat aa in k chakkar me ye sab hain shetan,

Ab kisi ki call aaye To usko bolna G bhabi jaan.

Funny SMS Messages - can u dance

Ek SAwAL hy Or IsNe MujhE b0hAt SoChNe pE MAjb00r kiA huA hy..

PatA nAhi TuMhEiN Bhi atA hogA k nAhi..??

LEkiN Phir Bhi itNi EducAtioN Li hy t0 TuMhEiN t0 pAtA honA ChAhiyE..

MujhE bAs Us kA jAwAb dE do..

SawAL ziAdA MuShkiL nAhi hy..

LEkiN ziAdA asAn Bhi nAhi hy..

SawAL yE hy k..

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JAb

MurGhi

AndA

FrEE

Me

DEti hy..??

To BAzAAr

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Rs.6

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BiktA

Hy...? =P ;->

Love SMS Messages - my eyes are blind

...Love is not love

Which alters when it alteration finds,

Or Bends with the remover to remove.

O, no! It is an ever-fixed mark,

That looks on tempests and is never shaken.

It is the star to every wandering bark,

whose worth''s unknown, although his height be taken.

-- William Shakespeare

Funny SMS Messages - Hoshayar rehna aaj raat

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”

Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”

Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.

Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”

Millionaire: “A Billionaire”

Funny SMS Messages - Do andhay apas main baten kr rhe thay..

A man robs a bank and takes hostages.

He asks the 1st hostage, "did you see me rob the bank".


The hostage answers "yes". The robber, promptly, shoots him in the head. Then he asks the 2nd hostage if he saw him rob the bank. The hostage answers, "no, but my wife did" . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Once in a soap

NAFSYAT ki class main profesor ne chuhe

k samne chuhiya or Gandum ka dana

rakha Chuha daney ki tarf gya


Profesor ne makai ka dana rakha Chuhe

ne is martaba bhi chuhiya pr

dhyan na dya Profesor bola, dekha,

bhook main zyada taqat hy.

Pichli bench se awaz ayi

Sir ek dafa chuhiya b badal kr dekhen... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Teacher To Student:

3 bacho ki ma ne 3 bacho k baap se shadi karli,

hasti khelti jindgi ki barbadi karli.

Din ache ho gaye 3 aur bache ho gaye,

ek din office ki ghanti khadki.

Aage se patni bhadki,

"aap vaha bethe kalam ghasit rahe hain

aur yahan aap k bache aur mere bache milke

hamare bacho ko peet rahe hain!"

Love SMS Messages - Never Ignore A

~ I love you:

Perhaps the most important three words that you can say. Telling someone that you truly love them satisfies a person''s deepest emotional needs.

The need to belong, to feel appreciated and to be wanted. Your spouse, your children, your friends and you, all need to hear those three little words:

"I love you."

Love is a choice. You can love even when the feeling is gone.

Love SMS Messages - Chahat

7 signs your falling in love*
7. You"ll read their txts over and over again
6. You"ll walk really really slow while youre with them
5. They becomes all you think about
4. You"ll get high just by their smell
...3. You"ll realize that you"re always smiling, when you think about them
2. You"ll do anything for them
1. While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time

Funny SMS Messages - PREDICTION:

An ailing grandmother is talking to her favourite granddaughter.

"Dori,I''m old n weak,

n I know that the time for me to leave is near.

I want u to inherit my farm,


includin the barn,the villa,the tractors,the farmhouse,all the livestock."

"Wow, Thank u so much,Grandma!

I didnt know u even HAD a farm.

where is it?"

grandma replied,

"You can find it on my Facebook account.

Just click on Farmvil after login in

password: just4dori.. =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - KNOWLEDGE WEEK

KNOWLEDGE WEEK

KNOWLEDGE WEEK

Afghanistan wahid mulk hai jis mein train nai chalti

Dunya mein sab se bara school CHICAGO mein hai

Dunya ka pehla operation GREECE k Doctor HYRO FILS ne kya

Dunya mein sab se Bara Hospital BAGHDAD mein hai.

Dunya mein sub se bara DARAKHT USA mein hai

Dunya ka sab se Shareef Insan PAKISTAN mein hay!

Funny SMS Messages - In a practical Exam

adnam saami se inspire ho kar, humne bhi wajan kam karne ki thaani

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adnam saami se inspire ho kar, humne bhi wajan kam karne ki thaani

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roj khaaye channe aur piya thanda thanda paani...........;->

Funny SMS Messages - person in toilet hears from adjacent

Agr English Movies Pakistani Produce krtae to un kae nam Khch youn Hotae

1. Cliff Hanger: Latak''''da Gujjar

2. Superman: Udan aala Gujjar

3. Men in Black: Kala Gujjar

3. Rambo : Khooni Gujjar

4. Revenge: Gujjar da inteqaam

5. Spiderman: Jaaley aala Gujjar

6. Evil Dead: Gujjar di Moat.. :p ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Wat Does A Witch

Types of Girls ( Computer Humor )

CD-ROM GIRLS

She is always faster and faster

EMAIL GIRLS

Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense


HARD DISK GIRLS

She remembers everything, FOREVER

INTERNET GIRLS

Difficult to access

MULTIMEDIA GIRLS

She make horrible thing look beautiful

SCREENSAVER GIRLS

She is good for nothing but at least she is fun

RAM GIRLS

She forget about you, the moment turn her off


WINDOW GIRLS

Everyone know that she can"t do a thing right, but no one can

live with out her

VIRUS GIRLS

Also known as "wife"" when you are not expecting her, she comes,

install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to

uninstall her you will lose something, if don"t try you uninstall

her you will lose everything

SERVER GIRLS

Always busy when you need her

Funny SMS Messages - abey main hon na

Newspaper Men Advertisement Aayi Hamare Pas Aisi Product Hai,

Jisko Pehan Kar Aap Pori Dunya Ko Dekh Sakte Hain,

Magar Aapko Koi Nahi Dekh Sakta.

Price 10,000 + Free Home Delivery

1 Shakhs Ne Ads Parhte Hi 10,000 Rs. Bheje.

Kuch Dino Bad TCS Wala 1 Packet Le Kar Aaya.

Us Shaks Ne Jaldi Jaldi Parsel Khola To Andar Se Ek

"BURQA" Nikla. :-)

Funny SMS Messages - U r a nice person…

Vakeel:

Judge Saab, Is Insan Ne Apni Biwi Ko Qatal Kia,

Salay Ko Qatal Kia,

Kaee Begunah Logo Ko Qatal Kia,

Paisay Khae,

Ghundagardi Ki,

Ye Pehle Bhi Jail Ja Cuka Hai,

Ap Bataye Is Drinda-Sift Or Corrupt Insan Ke Sath Kya Hona Chahye?

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Judge:

Isay Pakistan Ka President Bana Do ;->

Funny SMS Messages - whenever you feel sa

What is the difference between wife & saali?

Saali is Beauty,


Wife is duy,

Saali is passion,

Wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,

Wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,

Wife is fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,

Wife is qismat futi,

Saali is fresh cake,


Wife is earth quake…:p

Funny SMS Messages - happy 1st january

''Chalo dekhen faraz naya saal mere muqaddar me kya laya hai,

pichle saal kamino ne mera bohot record lagaya hai,

shair koi bhi ho naam mera lagaya hai,

kambakhaton ko na taras mere naam pe aya hai,

ab to koi apne bachay ka naam faraz nahi rakhe ga,

sunne me to ye ailan bhi aya hai,

dusre mulk walon ko bhi hairan karwaya hai,

faraz kon sa ajooba hai or pakistanio ne kahan se paya hai,


Itna mashoor to kisi ka baap bhi na tha,

star nahi kamino ne mujhe superstar banaya hai"''

Funny SMS Messages - SAJJAA TAY KHABBA

Snacks of Humor . . .

1. You can become an engineer if you go to an Engineering college,

But don''t expect to be a President going to the Presidency College!

2. Expect a BUS at a BUS Stop, but Don''t expect a FOOL at FULLSTOP(.)

3. A Mechanical engineer becomes a mechanic

Then why not a software engineer become a software?

4. Find keys in a Key board

But do not expect a mother in mother board.

5. Study anything you want and get a certificate in subject of your studies

But don''t expect a death certificate studying "Dying and Death." :-|

Funny SMS Messages - Ache d0st ki kh0bian..

Question paper in year 2020:

Q.1

Name the cities of PAKISTAN where electricity is found.

Q.2

How does sugar taste?Explain in ur own words.

Q.3

Draw a neat n labelled diagram of a suicide jacket.

Q.4

In ancient times, what was PETROL used for?Support ur answer with examples.

Q.5

Write the complete name of PAKISTAN.

Q.6

Explain principle n working of a Drone... ;->

Love SMS Messages - khud ko mujh se juda

mein sahil pe likhi hui ebaarat nahein


jo lehroon sey mit jaati hai

mein baarish ki baarasti boond nahein

jo baras kar tham jati hai

mein khuaab nahein

jisey dekhaa aur bhula diya jaye

mein shama nahein

jisey phoonka aur bhuja diya jaye

mein hawa ka jhonka nahein

jo aya aur guzar gaya

mein chaand bhi nahein


jo raat k baad dhal jaata hai

mein to woh ehsaas hoon jo

tujh mein lahoo bun kar gardish karay

mein to woh rang hoon jo

teray dil par

chahray aur kabhi naa utray

mein to woh parwana hoon jo

jalta rahay aur fana naa hoga

khuaab, ibaaarat, hawak ki tarhaan

chaand, boond, shama ki tarhaan


meray mitnay ka sawaal hi nahein

KIYON K MEIN TO MOHABBAT HOON

AUR MOHABBAT KO KOI ZAWAAL NAhi

Funny SMS Messages - aliens have contacte

1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.

Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.

Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,

Memon ne phir khoon dia.


Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,

Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?

Arbi:Munna…!!

Ab hamarey ander bhi memono ka khoon dor raha hay:)

Funny SMS Messages - Heer ranjhey sey: "

Meri Galtion Ko Chuna Kro, Meri Larzishon Ko Gina Kro,

Ye Qadam Qadam Ki Hadod Kya?

Mere Sath Sath Chala Kro! Main Khule Mizaj Ka Shaks Hon,

Muj Se Saaf Saaf Bat Kaha Karo, Ye Mehrbani K Jo Lafz Hain,

Inhe Tum Na Muj Se Kha Karo Kahin Tum Na Ho Jao BE Sakon!


Koi Bad Dua Tumhen Kha Na Le! Ye Jo Khoye Khoye Se Log Hain.

Inhe Dehk Kr Na Hansa Kro Ye Dua Hay Rabb-E-Kareem Se,

Teri Tazgi Ko Khizan Na Ho,

Ye Bahar Tum Se Jala Kre,

Sada Muskurate Raha Karo

Funny SMS Messages - ~> Teacher: what is meant by "I MISS YOU"

Ameer ki biwi or ghareeb ki biwi mai kia farq hota hai?

Ameer ki biwi apne husband se: Mjhe nai pata mjhe shopping pe le k jayn,muje nai pta mjhe beauty parlour le k jayn,

aj dinner 5 star hotel me karenge

Ghareeb ki biwi apne husbnd se: muje nai pta meri behan k 4 bache hain mery sirf 2 q hain.? ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - love start with smile

Sometimes I wonder why V r Frndz?

What made us so special for eachother

that V chose each other as good Frndz.

Then I think may b it was our fate

that made us care for eachother


that made us understand eachother

but then again a tear comes in my eye

thinking one day my Fndz will leave me

getting busy with their lives but I stop

my tears saying some silent words

"I TRUST MY FRNDZ,

THEY WON''T LEAVE ME"

Dedicated to all my special Frndz

Funny SMS Messages - The Only Way You Can Feel Good About

Choto:MoM Ap Jab Guest K

Samnay Khana Lagati Ho To Teen

RotiaAN Rakhti Ho To Wo Do Khata Hai

Phr Tum Teesri Kyun Rakhti Ho?

MoM:Teesri Roti Hmari Izat Hoti Hai. .

Ek Din Mehman Aya Khana

Khatay Waqt Choto Pas§ Betha Tha,

Mehman Ne Jab Dosri Roti

Khanay K Baad Teesri Roti Uthai,

To Choto Cheekha Maa. .


Mehman Hmari Izat Per Hath Dal Dia. . .

Funny SMS Messages - There are 3 Types of Men:

Some Of The Unrefusable Facts Of Today''s World.

Today We Have Bigger Houses But Small Families,

More Degrees But Less Common Sense,


Advanced Medicines But Poor Health,

Touched Moon But No Contact With Our Neighbours,

High Income But Less Peace Of Mind,

Free Sms''s But No Intention To Send Anyone.. =P ;->

Naughty SMS Messages - A MAN''s Sad Story

A MAN''s Sad Story

A MAN''s Sad Story:

Yesterday was my Birthday

My Wife Didnt wish me nor did my kids

I went to Work & my friends Didnt,

I went to my cabin

My Secretary said:

Happy Birthday Boss

I felt Special

Than I was invited to Her Flat

She said:

Do U mind if I go into the Bedroom for a Minute?

I said:

OK

She came out a Few minutes later with a large cake,

Followed by My Wife, Kids & All my Friends,

& I was Waiting for her

Sitting on the couch

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Love SMS Messages - dont care so much

apne haatho se u chehre ko chupate q ho,
mujh se sharmate ho tou saamne atay q ho…

tum kabhi mere tarha kar bhi lo ikraar-e-wafa,
pyar karte ho tou phir pyar chupate q ho…

ashq aankho mei mere dekh k rote q ho,
dil bhar aata hai to phir dil ko dukhate q ho…

in se vaabasta hai jab mera muqadar phir tum,
mere shano se ye zulf hatatay q ho…

roz mar mar k mujhe jeenay ko kehte q ho,
milne aatay ho to phir laut k jatay q ho…

apne haatho se u chehre ko chupate q ho,
mujh se sharmate ho tou saamne atay q ho…

Funny SMS Messages - attention its ve

Bemaar Baap Nay Beittey Say Kaha,Mujhay Jaanwaron K Doctor K Pass Lay Jaow

Beitta,Woh Kiun

Baap:Es Liay K Roz Subah Murghay Ki Turah Utth Jatahon

Ghorray Ki Turah Bhaag K Office Jatahon

Gudhay Ki Turah Kaam Karta Hon

Ghar Aa K Sub Par Kutey Ki Tarah Bhounkta Hon

Or Raat Ko Es Bhainss K Saath So Jatahon

Funny SMS Messages - Taliban Taliban

once there was a crow,

nashe wich betha se oh,

usne peg laye c do,


Oh tally gaya c ho,

ik chidi rahi c ro,

crow ne ched diti c oh,

chidi de piyo ne fir kutteya crow,

crow sharminda gaya c ho,

hu chidi nu behan kehnda hai oh...

Moral:- PEG LA KE KISI DE DHI BEHAN NU NAA CHEDO...

Love SMS Messages - Nazre Jhuki to Paiman

Aanken band kar k bhi, hum tera deedar karte hain,

Aye sanam, hum to sirf tum se pyar karte hain.

Lakh chaah kar bhi main tujhe bhula nahi sakta,

Saans rahte, teri tasvir aankhon se hataa nahi sakta.

Aakhiri pal tak o bewafaa, tujehe yaad karta hoon,

Teri yaadon ko seene mein basaa kar chalta hoon

Funny SMS Messages - ''suno, Mehsoos karo,

Agar buses k naam Pakistani actress pr hote..

REEMA over load hogae,

SAIMA k neeche aa kr 1 rahgeer halaak,

Accident me SANA ka front miror toot gaya,

Tez raftaari k ba''is, LAILA mor kat''te hue ulat gae,

MEERA pr sawar ho jao,

SHAHIDA MINI ka tyre puncture hogaya,

NIRMA thuk gae,

RESHAM ko loot lya gaya,

BABRA SHARIF ki bearing rod toot gae,

NIGHAT pr pathrao,

Aur ANJUMAN ko jala dia gaya... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - A Student Attached

"MERI JAN KATREENA"

Ungli Mai Angothi, Angothi mai Nagina,

Soni Lagti Hy Teri Bahen KATREENA,

Raat Nahi Kat''ti Maslay Hain Dereena,

Mai Ne Kaha Bus Kar Kehti Hy Abi Na,

Rat Ko Mila Karo Baara Maheena,

Kehti Hy Bhai Ko Batana Kabhi Na,

Itna Zaleel Ho Kar Ke Bhi,

Bhai sms Parh Raha Hy Kameena =P ;->

Love SMS Messages - I never felt true

Ye t0 Dil tha Dewana k Tum par Aa Gya

Warna Hm Qeemti Pathron ko bhi uthaya nahi karte

Ye mana K Tum Haseen Ho magar ye Bhi sun lo

Hm Haseen logon se Dil laGya nahi karte

Jis se karte hain Pyar bus ek hi baar karte hain

Baar baar Hum bhi kisi ko sataya nahi karte

Tum tu Apne ho Tum se kya parda

Warna Hum Raaz-e-Dil kisi ko bataya nahi karte

Tum keh do tu Tumhare liye jaan bhi hazir

Warna Hum Zindagi dao per lagaya nahi kartey...!

Funny SMS Messages - pathan

''Boy:

Aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?

Girl:

Kal rat to hadd he ho gaye, Uff 2 ghantay! meri to jaan he nikal gaye

Saaray kapray geelay ho gae

Pehlay to aik ghanta kartay thay

Magar kal to pooray 2 ghantay tak saans he nahi aaye

1 Ghanta bhe buhat tha

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ye 2 Ghantay ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai''

Love SMS Messages - A Man''s Love

Kuch Dur Hamare Sath Chalo

Hum Dil Ki Kahani Keh Dain Ge

Samjhe Na Jise Tum Ankhon Se

Woh Bat Zubani Keh Dain Ge

Pholun Ki Tarah Jab Hounton Pe


Ek Shokh Tabassum Bikhre Ga

Dheere Se Tumhare Kanoun Mein

Ek Baat Purani Keh Dain Ge

Izhare-E-Wafa Tum Kia Jano

Iqrar-E-Wafa Tum Kia Jano

Hum Zikr Karain Ge Ghairun Ka

Aur Apni Kahani Keh Dain Ge

Funny SMS Messages - SaChI MuHaBbAt

Tumhar msg ka intzar rehta hai

subajh sham dil beqrar rehta har

koi joke, koi shair, koi kahani bhejo

tum se rabta karne ko dil lagatar rehta hai

hoti hai khushi mil jaye jo msg tumhara

dair ho jaye, Ji sogawar rehta hai

teray her lafz se roshni photti hai

teray her khayal pe mujhe ikhtiar rehta hai

ab to mushkil hai is package se bachna

10 rupes loan “U” walon ka aksar udhar rehta hai

Funny SMS Messages - Question : What is the full-form of Maths?

On 20th. Anniversary husband deep in thought.

Wife asks: what r u thinking?


Husband: Do u remember when ur dad caught us dating?

Wife: Yes

Husband: He pointed his gun at me n said either marry my daughter or go 2 jail for 20 years.

Wife smiles. ''''Yes.''''

Husband: Ahhhh! I would''ve been free today... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Boy: I''ll Climb The Taleest

Mum,

You may be treated like the maid,

you may be treated like the gardner,

you may be treated like the daycare,


you may be treated like the chauffer,

you may be treated like many things.

But one thing is for sure,

You will always be loved.

For a fathers work may be from sun up till sundown,

but a mothers work is never down.

And all that I have, am, and hope to be, I owe to you,

So this is for all the times I forgot to say THANK YOU!!

Funny SMS Messages - Experiencd Man Says:

''Husband wanted to call the hospital

to ask about his pregnant wife,


but accidently called the cricket stadium.

He asks, “How’s the situation?”

He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,

hope to get another 7 out by lunch,

last one was a duck!”..:-P''

Funny SMS Messages - Reaction of Girl When She Lost Dere Purse!

''aaj subeh mujhe chirhion ki awazain kuch ziada he ache leg rehe then,

pool kuch ziada he khobsorat leg rehe the,

fiza b kuch mehki mehki the,


mene dunia se pocha:

aaj quen tujh man esahusun he?

wo boli:

aaj sms perhne vala zinndagi men pehli br nhaia hai.''

Funny SMS Messages - Interviewer to Millionaire:

A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.

The wife decided to make a wish too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.

The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled,

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"It really works!"

Funny SMS Messages - Agar Kabhi Pant Phat Jae

Memon ka beta:

abbu 2 Rps do na

Abbu:nahi dunga

Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga

Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao

Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D

Moral :

Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?

Funny SMS Messages - B e Y o u r S t y l e .

An ailing grandmother is talking to her favourite granddaughter.

"Dori,I''m old n weak,

n I know that the time for me to leave is near.


I want u to inherit my farm,

includin the barn,the villa,the tractors,the farmhouse,all the livestock."

"Wow, Thank u so much,Grandma!

I didnt know u even HAD a farm.

where is it?"

grandma replied,

"You can find it on my Facebook account.

Just click on Farmvil after login in

password: just4dori.. =P ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - F.r.I.e.N.d.S ArE tHe

We all lose friends.. we lose them in death, to distance and over time.

But even though they may be lost, hope is not. The key is to keep them in your heart, and when the time is right,

you can pick up the friendship right where you left off.

Even the lost find their way home when you leave the light on."

Funny SMS Messages - Q : Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai?

Kisi ko Chahny ki 8 Nishaniyan
.
1.Ap us k Sms baar baar parhty hen
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2.Ap us k saamny jaty huay Hich-Kichaty hen
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3Jub ap us k bary me sochty hen to ap ka DIL taiz dharakta hy
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4.Ap jub ys ki awaz sunty hen to Muskuraty hen
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6.Ap us k liye kch b kr skty hen
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7.Ye sms parhty waqt ap k dimagh me bs usi ka hi khyal hy
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8.Or ap usy sochny me itny masroof thay k ap ko pta hi nhi chala k point no.5 missing hy
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Ye hoti hy"MUHABBAT"

Funny SMS Messages - Ek Bachay Ne Apni Maa

Life While Doing M.B.B.S

1sr Yr: Yahoo I''m In

Medical College

2nd Yr: Kahan Phans

Gaya? Help Me

3rd Yd: Severe

Migraine, Sumtymz

Pagalpan b

4th Yr: Aah Soon It''ll

b Over

5th Yr: Finaly It''ll b

Over

House Job: I Did It

Job : I Love Myself

W8 a Min !

Sunthing Is Missing

Ohhh !!! Meri

"JAWANI" ;->

Love SMS Messages - Can I say I love

Apne ehsas se cho0 kr m0je sundal kr do,
Main kai sadi0n se adhora ho0n mukaml kr do,

Na tmhen h0sh rahy na m0je h0sh rahy,
Is qadar to0t k chao m0je pagl ker do,

Tm hatyli ko mere pyar ki mehndi se rang do,
Apni ankho main mere nam ka kaj0l kr do,

Dho0p he dho0p ho0n main to0t k barso m0je per,
Is qadar to0t k barso meri ro0h ko jal thal ker do,

Is k say main mere khwab mehak 0then gy,
Apne chary pe umeedo bhara anchal ker do,

Apne h0nto se k0i m0har lagao m0je per,
Ek naraz pyar se dkho m0je ghyal ker do

Funny SMS Messages - • When I send SMS to

Think for a moment that someone is missing you.

Think for an hour that someone is missing you.

Think for a day and month that someone is missing you.

Think for a year and whole life that someone is missing you.

After your death really someone will be missing you.

Friendship SMS Messages - yakin pe yakin

Few Moments In

FRIENDSHIP ...

- Frnd Walking Wid U

Holding Ur Hands

- Grabbing Frnd''s Food &

Eating

- Spending For Friends


& Spending Frnd''s Money

- Lying On Frnd''s

Shoulder While Class Is

Going On

- Hugging A Frnd In

Happiness Or In A

Difficult Situation

- Roaming, Picnic Wid

Frndz

- Tears Within Or In Our


Eyes On Seeing Tears In

Frnd''s Eye

- Fights, Arguments With

Him Ending Up In More

Understanding .. (:

Funny SMS Messages - Americans Invented Cellphone.

A man said to his wife one day, "I don''t know how you can be

so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.

"The wife responded, "Allow me to explain."

God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;

God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

Funny SMS Messages - jigar

Step by step the journey goes on,

Little by little it may seem so long.

Forget about your past, you can"t change it,

Forget about your future, you cant predict it.

Just think about present, you can handle it.

Enjoy presents every moment & be happy....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to U....!

Funny SMS Messages - larki namaz parh kr dua mang rahi thi

Dunya Chaand pr jane k liye Be-taab hy

Hum Khush-naseeb hyn k Zameen pr rehty huey Chaand pr hyn

Ye PAKISTAN nhi

CHAAND ka tukra hy

Aur Chaand pr na Light hoti hy,

na Paani, na Gas,

na Aata, na Cheeni,


So plz no tension,

Enjoy your life on Moon ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - teri dosti main deewane ho gaye

KNOWLEDGE WEEK

Afghanistan wahid mulk hai jis mein train nai chalti

Dunya mein sab se bara school CHICAGO mein hai

Dunya ka pehla operation GREECE k Doctor HYRO FILS ne kya

Dunya mein sab se Bara Hospital BAGHDAD mein hai.

Dunya mein sub se bara DARAKHT USA mein hai

Dunya ka sab se Shareef Insan PAKISTAN mein hay!

Funny SMS Messages - secret of good health

A man robs a bank and takes hostages.

He asks the 1st hostage, "did you see me rob the bank".

The hostage answers "yes". The robber, promptly, shoots him in the head. Then he asks the 2nd hostage if he saw him rob the bank. The hostage answers, "no, but my wife did" . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Teacher: Aesi

1st Frnd : Yaar Meri Biwi Bohat Ghussa Karti Hai

2nd Frnd :Meri Biwi Bhi Pehle BOhat Ghussa Karti Thi Ab Bilkul Nahi KAri

1st Frnd : Tumne Kya Elaaj Kya ?

2nd Frnd : Kuch Nahi Bas ITna Hi Kaha Tha K Burhapay Main Ghussa A Hi Jata Hai Tab Se Us Ne Kabhi Ghussa Nahi Kya :P

Friendship SMS Messages - When i was walking

MY $WEET DREAMZ

FRIEND$HIP MEAN BEAUTY OF A HUMAN

FRIEND$HIP MEAN LIKE GOLD$

FRIEND$HIP MEAN FRE$H FLOWER

FRIEND$HIP MEAN FEELING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN HAPPINE$$

FRIEND$HIP MEAN PLEA$ED

FRIEND$HIP MEAN $HARING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN THINKING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN $UGGE$TION

FRIEND$HIP MEAN CONNECTION

FRIEND$HIP MEAN WA$TING TIME

FRIEND$HIP MEAN KILLER OF LIFE

FRIEND$HIP MEAN TEA$ING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN JOKING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN GOOD RELATION$HIP

FRIEND$HIP MEAN GOOD PARTNER

FRIEND$HIP MEAN CALLING IN A $AVIOR CONDITION

FRIEND$HIP MEAN LEAVING IN A $AVIOR CONDITION

FRIEND$HIP MEAN LIVING IN A GOOD CONDITION

Funny SMS Messages - a little girl whn as

Some Translations in Urdu...!!

Wassup babe..?

=

Munni,upar kya hai..?

Listen buddy,dat chick is mine..!

=

Suno dost,wo murghi meri hai..!

R u nuts..?

=

Kya aap akhrot hain..?

Rock da party..!

=

Patthar maro jashan mein..!

Lets hangout..,


=

Chalo bahar lataktey hain.....

Love SMS Messages - Ajnabi duniya me

The heart is the main organ of the body. It is said that our heart keeps us alive,

but I believe its what is inside our hearts that gives us the drive to live.

The love thats inside our heart that makes us who we are. The greatest gift in my eyes is the ability to love.

To share the love we hold in our hearts is the greatest gift God has given us because people only can live for so long,

but our memories and our love last for eternity.

Funny SMS Messages - Chai ke cup se uthte dhuae me

''After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.


Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?

Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.

Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?

Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.

Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?

Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.

Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.

Son: Mai kiya Allama ki Aulaad hon jo pass ho jaonga.''

Funny SMS Messages - HauLay HauLay sE Larki Patti Hai.

Pathan Ka Gadha Gum Ho Gaya,
Pathan Use Dhond'te Hue
Ek Park Pohncha!!

Wahan Ek Larka Apni Girlfriend
Ki Aankhon Me Dekhte Hue Keh
Raha Tha...

Mujhe Tumhari Aankhon Me
Sari Dunya Nazar Arahi Hai.

Pathan Chillaya Or Bola,
Bhai Dekhna Zara Mera Gadha
Nazar Arha Hai Kahin...:-)

Friendship SMS Messages - Kch yaade''n hyn

A friend is...

A tissue when you can''t stop crying

A shoulder when you feel like dying

Always listens when you have something


to say a week when you just need a day

A crutch when you have a broken heart

Some glue when everything falls apart

A sun when the rain just won''t stop

Your Mom when you run into a cop

phone call when you can''t leave your

home

Hand when you feel all alone

Wing if you want to fly

Understands without knowing why


An earfor a secret to tell

An aspirin when you feel unwell

A love that can never let go

I cherish those moments of our

frienship I shared with You...

Funny SMS Messages - Arz kiya hai... "Irshad..Irshad"

Remix Version of TWIST.

Lets have some paper Shaper lets have some Study now,

Lets have some Phy, Chem lets read the bio now.

Chalo chalo ji Book uthalo,

Chalo chalo ji Parh k Dikhao,

Chalo chalo ji Sir ko Khapa lo.

Life ki Karlo bist. :-)

N we Twist, We Twist, Twist, Twist, Twist.

Funny SMS Messages - Types of Girls ( Computer Humor ) CD-ROM GIRLS

Types of Girls ( Computer Humor ) CD-ROM GIRLS

Types of Girls ( Computer Humor )

CD-ROM GIRLS

She is always faster and faster

EMAIL GIRLS

Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense

HARD DISK GIRLS

She remembers everything, FOREVER

INTERNET GIRLS

Difficult to access

MULTIMEDIA GIRLS


She make horrible thing look beautiful

SCREENSAVER GIRLS

She is good for nothing but at least she is fun

RAM GIRLS

She forget about you, the moment turn her off

WINDOW GIRLS

Everyone know that she can"t do a thing right, but no one can

live with out her

VIRUS GIRLS

Also known as "wife"" when you are not expecting her, she comes,


install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to

uninstall her you will lose something, if don"t try you uninstall

her you will lose everything

SERVER GIRLS

Always busy when you need her

Funny SMS Messages - Agr MQM films banane lage to films k naam asey honge

GEO SURVEY REPORT . . . .

Aaj Kal ''''MACHAR AUR MAKHIYAN'''' Din Raat Dekhe Ja Rahe Hyn

Humare Numainda GEO Ki Tafseelat K Mutabiq Un Ka Kehna Hai

''''Mehangai Ne Kamar Torr Di Hai

Is Liye Over Time Lagana Par Rha Hai''''

GEO MUSHARRAF Sab Ko Kaam Pe Laga Dia . . . ;-

Funny SMS Messages - A Sardar moving

Beemar shohar:

MuJhe Janwron k doctor k pass le Jao..


Biwi: Wo kiun..?

Shohar: Roz subah ''Murghe ki trah uth jata hun,

''Ghore ki trah bhag k ofice jata hun,

ghaday ki trah kaam krta

hun,

Ghar aa k sub par kutte ki trah bhonkta hun,

Aur

Raat ko ''Bhains k sath so jata hun..

Love SMS Messages - Person Who Live

apne haatho se u chehre ko chupate q ho,
mujh se sharmate ho tou saamne atay q ho…

tum kabhi mere tarha kar bhi lo ikraar-e-wafa,
pyar karte ho tou phir pyar chupate q ho…

ashq aankho mei mere dekh k rote q ho,
dil bhar aata hai to phir dil ko dukhate q ho…

in se vaabasta hai jab mera muqadar phir tum,
mere shano se ye zulf hatatay q ho…

roz mar mar k mujhe jeenay ko kehte q ho,
milne aatay ho to phir laut k jatay q ho…

apne haatho se u chehre ko chupate q ho,
mujh se sharmate ho tou saamne atay q ho…

Funny SMS Messages - Man In Restaurant

''Chalo dekhen faraz naya saal mere muqaddar me kya laya hai,

pichle saal kamino ne mera bohot record lagaya hai,

shair koi bhi ho naam mera lagaya hai,

kambakhaton ko na taras mere naam pe aya hai,


ab to koi apne bachay ka naam faraz nahi rakhe ga,

sunne me to ye ailan bhi aya hai,

dusre mulk walon ko bhi hairan karwaya hai,

faraz kon sa ajooba hai or pakistanio ne kahan se paya hai,

Itna mashoor to kisi ka baap bhi na tha,

star nahi kamino ne mujhe superstar banaya hai"''

Funny SMS Messages - Zubaida apaaaaa

Once upon a time, Sada and Ada, visited a coal mine to find some diamonds.

Sada takes a right and Ada turns left.

Sada has only a shovel, but Ada had sophisticated diamond mining tools.

Yet, Sada finds a diamond but Ada doesn''t (even after digging for 10 kms) !!!

Why ??

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Kyonki...Hira hai Sada ke liye!!!

Funny SMS Messages - noor jahan ki wafat k baad

''{}.{},

/@ / "^----:":*

\,,/" /TOYOTA * * / ,,/\,\/ ,,/\,

Petrol 66.70 Rupay hai

Is liye Aapke Aney Haaney k Liye Paish Hai.

"KHOTA TOYOTA"

Model 2010

Petrol ka Dushman,

jab tak Dil kary Chalate raho,

5 years Maintenance Free,

Sponsered by:

Jahan Khuab Wahan KHOTA TOYOTA. :-)''

Funny SMS Messages - Socho U.S.A jis se Darta Hay Un sab K Aakhir May

Some Of The Unrefusable Facts Of Today''s World.

Today We Have Bigger Houses But Small Families,


More Degrees But Less Common Sense,

Advanced Medicines But Poor Health,

Touched Moon But No Contact With Our Neighbours,

High Income But Less Peace Of Mind,

Free Sms''s But No Intention To Send Anyone.. =P ;->

Love SMS Messages - Mehkhane me jaam

I think about you always,

and the way you make me smile.

like when i look into your eyes, it gives me butterflies.

When you hold me in your arms n

when my lips connect with yours,

its a feelin that i cant explain

because i never felt like that before.

Funny SMS Messages - 6 reasons to prefer GUNS over WOMEN

Shahrokh Khan Shotting Mian Attnay Busy Hotay Hian K Ghar Ana Bhool Jatay Hian...

Aur Un K Bachay Bhi Bhool Jatay Hian Un Ka Papa Kon Hia...

Achank Shahrokh Khan Ghar Attay Hian Aur Bachay Zoor Se Chalatay Hian....

Mami .. Mami...Dakho To Zara Hamray Ghar Shahrok Khan Aay Hian...

Friendship SMS Messages - A friendship can

FRIEND$HIP MEAN TIME PA$$

FRIEND$HIP MEAN INVE$TIGATE

FRIEND$HIP MEAN$ A PART OF LIFE

FRIEND$HIP MEAN$ A NICE THING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN$ A RIVER

FRIEND$HIP MEAN WIND$

FRIEND$HIP MEAN VERY $EN$ITIVE RELATION

FRIEND$HIP MEAN TREE$ OF FOOD

FRIEND$HIP MEAN TA$TE THAN $UGAR.<<<<<<.....

Love SMS Messages - kal raat sapne

~~ Ek Bhegi Hui Si Raat Mile ~~
~ Us Raat Me Tera Haath Miley ~
~~ Terey Lab Se Tapken Jo Bondien ~~
~~ Unhien Merey Laboon Ka Saath Miley ~~
~~ Kuch Tum Bhi Behkey Behkey Se Kuch Mujhpe Nasha Sa Tari Ho ~~
~ Her Pal Mien Chaey Madhosi ~
~~ Ek Aisi Raat Hamari Ho ~~
~~ Phir Tum Aao Meri Bahoon Me ~~
~~ Mien Piyar Keron Tujhey Jee Bhar Ke ~~
~~ Tum Mujhse Thora Sharma Jao ~~
~ Sharma Ke Galey Se Lag Jao ~
~~ Mien Jitna Tumko Piyar Keroon ~~
~~ Tum Itna Betab Ho Jao ~~
~~ Hamien Piyar Ke Kuch Lamhat Milien ~~
~~ Ek Bhegi Hui Si Raat Miley ~~

Funny SMS Messages - Joe-How Long Have U Been Working Here?

Professor he aate hon hafta war college me

To uncha q na hoo taleem ka mayar college me

Agarcha dosre mashrob b mehenge nai milte

Magar chalta hai aksar sharbat''e didar college me

Wo degree k bajae ma''m lekar lot aya hai

Mila tha daakhla jisko samandar par college me

Mje shak hai hum dono samdhi na ban jaen

Teri GULNAR college me,

Mera GULZAR college me.... ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - Andhere me rasta

Friendship...

...is you

...is love

...is shared

...is forgiving

...is understanding

...is shared secrets

...is heals many hurts

...is not judgemental

...is shared laughter

...is slow and steady

...is can be angry at times

...is dependable and true

...is more precious then silver or gold

...is not perfect, much like we are not perfect

...does not hold drudges or demand perfection

...makes all the wrong things in life, right some how

...is meant to be gulped like lemonade on a hot summer day

...is always there, through tomes of trial,happy times and hard times

...just happens, but once discovered, needs to be tendeed like a beautiful garden

Funny SMS Messages - Papu k abu ka printing press hai.

Papu k abu ka printing press hai.

Papu k abu ka printing press hai.

pehly jub bijli hova kerti thi to papu ko pora din press pay kam

kerna perta tha mager jub say ap ki hokamat ai hai tab say na bijli

hoti hai na mujhy kaam kerna perta hai..

Pora din moj masti main guzerta hai..

Ferq to paraa hai . . !

Jeo Musharaf . . . ;->

Love SMS Messages - Love

Usai Pata Hai Mujse Intzar Nahi Hota
Phr B Karwata Hai
Usai Pata Hai Tanhai Achi Nahi Lagti
Phr B Chor K Chala Jata Hai
Usai Pata Hai Wo Mere Jism-O-Jan Main Basta Hai
Phr Bhi Wo Mujhe Bhul Jata Hai
Usai Pata Hai Muje Usai Mohabbat Hai
Phr Bhi Wo Muje Satata Hai
Khud To Yad Karta Hai
Jbi Usko Bhulana Chahun Wo Yad Aa Jata Hai
Wo Muje Bohat Satata Hai
Kbi Nafrat To Kbi Pyar Jatata Hai
Kehta Hai Dost Hai Hum
Phr Q Apni Mohbat Jatlata Hai
Wo Bohat Satata Hai
Izhar-E-Mohabat Main Wo Inkar Batlata Hai
Par Kehta Hai Wo Muje Bohat Chahta Hai
Jab Tanha Hota Hai Mere Pas Ata Hai
Muje Tanhaeyon Main Chor Jata Hai
Wo Muje Bohat Yad Ata Hai
Wo Muje Bohat Yad Ata Hai

Love SMS Messages - Hum bhi mohabbat karke gunehgar ho gaye

!i!i! MUHABBAT !i!i!

Kisi kumzoor lamhe me

Agar me tum se ye keh doon

Mujhe tum se muhabbat hai

Tum ye mat samajh lena

Mein ne sach kaha ho ga

Aisi dilnasheen baatoon ko

Aise dilbar peraye me kehna

Mujhe buchpan se aata hai

Meri aankhein mera chehra

Mera ye besakhta lehja

Ye sab kuch jhoot kehta hai mager

Is jhoot me aik sach bhi hai ke

Mujhe tum se MUHABBAT hai

Love SMS Messages - Not all friends are

Farq sirf itna sa hai, US ki doli uthi meri maiyat uthi,

phool US per bhi they, phool mujh per bhi they,

mehfil wahan bhi thi , log yahan bhi the,

Un ka hansna wahan, in ka rona yahan,

sahelian us ki bhi thin, dost mere bhi they,

Do qul US k perhey, do qul mere perhey,

Qazi udher bhi tha, moulvi idher bhi tha,


WOH saj k gaya, mujhe sajaya gaya,

WOH uth k gaya, mujhe uthaya gaya,

Farq sirf itna sa hai usey APNAYA gaya, mujhe DAFNAYA gaya........

Funny SMS Messages - How Can You Tell

Jis jis bhai nay apna fitrana daina ho wo

in companies sa rabta karain.

Zong: "Sb hamain he do"

Ufone: "Tm b tou do"

Mobilink: "Fitrany per no samjhota"

Telenor: "fitarana hai dhun sub ki"

You know yeh bechari yateem companies fitrana,balance check karny per

12 paisay ke soorat ma lay rahin hain.

So roz balance check karo aur in

yateem, maskeen companies ko fitrana do.

From... PappU ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Teacher :Because of Qauid E Azam hard work what do we get on 14th August...?

Ek Pathan job k Liye Form Fill kr Raha Tha,
Form mein eik Option tha k Aap ka Star Kya Hai?

Pathan ki samjh me Nahi Aaya

Usne kisi aur k Form main Dekha.
Us ne Apny star ki Option me Cancer likha huwa Tha.

Pathan ne kuch Socha,
Phir Apny Form Per Bawaseer Likh Dia. :-)

Funny SMS Messages - I know U Are So So So

JADEED TALEMI MOHAVRAY.

1.Science say gira Arts may atka

2.Fail hotay ko Practicals ka sahara

3.Degree lanay bahir bhaag

4.3rd division pas ghar ka na ghat ka

5.Dost wo jo Imtehan may kaam ayay

6.Jati supply phir hath nahi ati

7.Qadar kho deta hY roz college ana jana

8.Likhna na jany Qalam mera

Funny SMS Messages - Molti Foam Ki Advertisemet

''Badtameez'' Friends are always ''bdtmz''.

They receive many msgs but they send ''ikka dukka'' msgs in a week.

Actually they r spacial kind of ''bgairat''.

They become more ''Dheet'' after a lot of ''baisti''.

They are bikhari infront of frndz. but very Sakhee 4 their girlfrnds n boyfrnds.

And they never eat ''SHARAM''. :-P

Funny SMS Messages - Hamesha Yad Rakho..

A sardar was tired of being sardar and constantly being the subject of all

those dumb sardar jokes. He finally cut his hair. He decided to take a drive through the country to celebrate his new life. Going past a field of sheep (he loved sheep) he stopped and asked the farmer "If i can guess how many sheep in your flock, can I have one?" The farmer laughed and said "Sure, Sir"

He gazed out for a few seconds and said "There''s 1,973 sheep" The farmer said with amazement "Your''re right! Go and pick one out". On his way back to his car he was stopped by the farmer yelling "Hey Sir! If I can guess your real identity can I have my dog back?"

Love SMS Messages - The Day Was The

Tere ikhlas say mohabat ki hai

Tere ehsas se mohabat ki hay

Mana tu paas nahi hai phir bhi hum nay

Teri yaad se mohabat ki hai

Kabhi tu ne bhi mujhe yaad kia hoga

Mainay teri yaad k lamhaat say mohabat ki hai

Jin mein hoon sirf teri or meri batein


Meinay un auqaat say mohabbat ki hai

Or jo mehkay hoon sirf teri hi mohabat say

Meinay un jazbat say mohabat ki hay

Tujh say milna to ab khuwab sa lagta hai

Meinay tere intezar se mohabat ki hay

Friendship SMS Messages - Friendship is sweet

How friends break? both frnd will think the other is

busy and will not contact thinking it may be disturbing .

As time passes both will think let the other contact.

After that each will think y should i contact.

Here ur love will be converted to hate.

Finally with out contact the memmory becomes weak.

They forget each other .Finally 1 fine day they will

meet and blame 1 another.


So keep in touch with all our frnds

Love SMS Messages - Chal aisy dais main chalty hain.....

We all want to fall in love. . .

Why. . ?

Because that experience makes us feel completely alive. Where every sense is heightened, every emotion is magnified, our everyday reality is shattered and we are flying into the heavens. It may only last a moment, and hour, an afternoon. But that doesn''t diminish its value. Because we are left with memories that we treasure for the rest of our lives. . .

Funny SMS Messages - ''SMS kerne pe jo marte hain

1st Frnd : Yaar Meri Biwi Bohat Ghussa Karti Hai

2nd Frnd :Meri Biwi Bhi Pehle BOhat Ghussa Karti Thi Ab Bilkul Nahi KAri

1st Frnd : Tumne Kya Elaaj Kya ?

2nd Frnd : Kuch Nahi Bas ITna Hi Kaha Tha K Burhapay Main Ghussa A Hi Jata Hai Tab Se Us Ne Kabhi Ghussa Nahi Kya :P

Funny SMS Messages - Movie titles related to eng students:

Movie titles related to eng students:

Movie titles related to eng students:

exams - socha na tha,

classes - kabhi kabhi,

question papers - na tum jano na hum,

copying - yaarana,

maths2 - asambhav,

maths1 - mission impossible,

environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,

1st semester - kuch to hai,


2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,

distinction - kal ho na ho,

1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,

2nd class - dil mange more

fail - phir milenge

Friendship SMS Messages - Never Walk Away

Assalamu''Alaikum

I told GOD let all my freinds be healthy & happy forever!

GOD said:But for 4 days only!

I said:Yes, let them be a Spring day,Autumn day,Summer day & Winter day!

GOD said:No. 3 days!

I said:Yes, Yesterday,Today&2mrw!

GOD said:No. 2 days!

I said:Yes,a Bright day (Day Time) and Dark day (Night Time)!

GOD said:No.Just 1 day!

I said:Yes!

GOD asked:Which day?

I said:Everyday!

GOD said:U realy know how to negotiate.but since u are praying & asking happiness for ur friends,I can''t refuse.

I love everyone who thinks of others 1st,so dont u worry.


All ur friends wil b happy everyday ;->

Funny SMS Messages - santa 2 his wife

Man:Janab Main 20 K/M Per Hr Ki Raftaar

Se Ja Raha Tha,

Mgr Phir Bhi Meri Car Ko Taiz Raftaari K

Ilzaam Me Band Kr Dia Gya,

Judge:Is Baat Ka Kya Saboot Hai?

K Tum Sach Kah Rahay Ho?

Man:Janab Is Se Barh Kr Or

Kya Proof Ho Ga K Us Waqt

Main Apni B.V Ko Lenay Susral Ja Raha Tha,

Friendship SMS Messages - My Frequency Of Messaging

You''re Important To Me. Life Is Very Short,

And We Are Fragile Creatures.

Our Hearts Were Meant To Be Filled With Love,


Not Hate; Joy And Not Sorrow.

So Please, Stop Today And Take The Time

To Tell Just One Person That Your Life Is Better

Because They Are A Friend!

Funny SMS Messages - FILM; "Destroy Pakistan "

FILM; "Destroy Pakistan "

FILM;

"Destroy Pakistan "

Hero:

President Bush

Co Hero:

Mushraf

Herion:

Condlisa Rise

Villan:

Osama bin laden

Scripted in:

USA

Pakistan

Character Actors:

N Shrif,Qazi,Imran,

Amin Fahim

Friendly y Apperance:

SAUDI king

Comedien:

sheikh Rashid

Suporting Actor:

Hamiid Karzai,

Molana Fazal-ur-Rehmn

Funny SMS Messages - My Thumb Never Pains

Sardar k donon kaan jal gaye,
Doctor: Tumhary kaan kaise jal gaye?
Sardar: Main Qameez Istri kar raha tha k Phone aa gaya, main ne ghalti se Phone ki jaga Estri kaan se laga di
Doctor: Doosra kaan kaisay jala?
.
Sardar: Paa Jee ! Ambulance nu v te phone karna c...!

Funny SMS Messages - aik waqat tha tumaray sms asiay

''Memon ka beta:

abbu 2 Rps do na

Abbu:nahi dunga

Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga

Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao

Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D

Moral :

Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?

LIBRA SUNAAR''

Funny SMS Messages - Ek Pathan Ne Kisi Ko

Some Translations in Urdu...!!

Wassup babe..?

=

Munni,upar kya hai..?

Listen buddy,dat chick is mine..!


=

Suno dost,wo murghi meri hai..!

R u nuts..?

=

Kya aap akhrot hain..?

Rock da party..!

=

Patthar maro jashan mein..!

Lets hangout..,

=


Chalo bahar lataktey hain.....

Funny SMS Messages - Aik jin aik sheikh ko chimar gaya..

shama pe chala mukadma parwane ke khoon ka,

pucha gaya shama se kyun kiya khoon maasum ka,


shama boli...

parwana jawani ke nashe main jhoom raha tha,

mere agge piche ghoom raha tha,

khoon na karti to kya karti,

bhari mehfil main mujhe choom raha tha..

Funny SMS Messages - ankho mai kuch nami

(Promises in Election Campaign)


Finely I have decided to apply for the seat of MNA of Love-the land of love.

My slogans are..

Eyes never lies, and Lover never Dies

(Reality : when elected)

I don''t wana see any boys or girls flirting and teasing each other.

Now My Slogan Is.

No love only cries, Promise flown like flies

Love SMS Messages - i can teach anybody

The Greatest Mistake In Love Is Trying To Possess It

It’ll Spill Out OF Hand Just Like Water


Love Will Retrive From You If You Demand, If You Expect

Love Is Meant To Be Free, You Cannot Change Its Nature

If There Are People You Love, Allow Then To Be Free Beings.

Give, But Don’t Expect.

Advice, But Don’t Order

Ask, Never Demand . . .

Funny SMS Messages - Qabr Ma frIshtE 1 AdMi ko Mar

Ameer ki biwi or ghareeb ki biwi mai kia farq hota hai?

Ameer ki biwi apne husband se: Mjhe nai pata mjhe shopping pe le k jayn,muje nai pta mjhe beauty parlour le k jayn,


aj dinner 5 star hotel me karenge

Ghareeb ki biwi apne husbnd se: muje nai pta meri behan k 4 bache hain mery sirf 2 q hain.? ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Dunya Ka Pehla Insaan Kon Tha

NAME:

Basheeran Maasi

PASSI0N:

Jhaaro Pocha

SPECIALIST:

Gattar or Pipe line kholna

Date of Birth:

16/03/75

WEIGHT:164 Kgs

HEIGHT:3''5"

COLOR:Dark Chocolate blck

BIRTH PLACE:

BhAiNs C0L0ny

DREAM:

ShAdi kArooNgi to Sirf sMs phArnE wALE sE... =P

Oy huy..

MuskurAhAt tu dEkho MErE dosT keE... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Kdi na wi lya kr maama

Japnese guy visitd Pakistan & took taxi 2 go 2 friend''s house.

On the way,

Toyota pased by.

He told the driver:

Toyota, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

Honda passed.

He again:

Honda, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

for Prado,

He again gave same compliment.

Taxi Driver got angry.

When reached the destination,

Taxi driver:

Rs.4,000 Please.

Japnese:Wht?

So much this is.

The angry drivr replied:

Txi meter

Made in Pakistan run fast ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Q : Mere Pass Chakku Hai

Movie titles related to eng students:

exams - socha na tha,

classes - kabhi kabhi,

question papers - na tum jano na hum,

copying - yaarana,

maths2 - asambhav,

maths1 - mission impossible,

environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,

1st semester - kuch to hai,

2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,


distinction - kal ho na ho,

1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,

2nd class - dil mange more

fail - phir milenge

Funny SMS Messages - modern dictionary

Aik sahab hamptay kamptay ghar may dakhil huay,

unho nay haath may gold ka aik cup pakra hua tha,

Wife: ye cup kahan say mila?

Husband: mai daur may first aya hun.

Wife: doosre aur teesre number par kon aya?

Husband: doosray number par police afsar aur teesray number par cup ka maalik... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage. He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

Q: What Is The Defnition of Globalisation..........????

Ans: Princess Diana''s Death-

Shocked .....

Why

Lemme Explain.....!!!

"A ENGLISH princess, with an EGYPTIAN boyfriend, crashes in a FRENCH tunnel, driving a GERMAN car, with a DUTCH engine, driven by a BELGIAN driver, who was drunk on SCOTTISH whisky, followed by ITALIAN papparazi, on JAPANESE motocycles, treated by an AMERICAN doctor, using BRAZILIAN medicine......." ;->

KArAchi RoCk3rS

Love SMS Messages - once a blind girl loved a boy

kro tu kis k lye akhir malal uska.

usy nahi tu mujhe bhi nahi khyal uska,

meri wafa ne banaya he bewafa usko,

kisi ada par nahi hai kamal uska,


mere naseeb ki yeh bhi tu khush naseebi hai,

k mujhe ko dekh kar sub pochty hain haal uska,

yehi dua me karo har baras k pehle din,

mere bagher ne guzry koi b saal uska,

mere urooj ko us k naseeb me likh dy,

khuda-e-paak mujhe sounp dy zawaal uska

Funny SMS Messages - ''AIk Charsi Qabristan M Chars Pi Raha Tha.....

''AIk Charsi Qabristan M Chars Pi Raha Tha.....

''AIk Charsi Qabristan M Chars Pi Raha Tha.....

Police Aa Gayi....

To Charsi NAy Chars Chupa DI

POLICE: Kya Kar Rahe HO???

CHARSI: Kuch Nai Apne Baap K Lya Dua Kr Raha Hon....

POLICE: Ya Qabar To Kisi Bachay KI Qabar HAi......''

Friendship SMS Messages - The Light Of F.R.I.E.N.D.S.H.I.P

Sochne Ki Tumhe Kia Zaroorat Hai,

Pukara Hai Jo Naam Tumhara,

Pukarne Wala Koi Gair Nahin,

Ek Pyara Sa Anjana Sa Dost Hai Tumhara

main bhool jaoon usay kaisi bat krty ho FARAZ

kabi din nay bi aaghaz kia hay soOraj kay bhghair

Hum"raat k "Sitaray"hain,

"Tanhaiyon"k maray hain,

"Tum"hum ko "Thokra"do Beshak

magar

"Hum"phir bhi "dost"tumhare hain
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Funny SMS Messages - Kam¡yab INsaN Banne K 3 Tareeqe:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

MAY YOU HAVE MANY MORE

AS MANY AS STARS IN THE SKY

AS MANY AS DROPS IN THE RAIN

AS MANY AS ELEMENTS OF SAND IN THE DESERT

AS MANY AS DEW DROPS IN THE MORNING

AS MANY AS WAVES IN TH SEA

AS MANY AS FLOWERS IN THE WORLD

SO

AS A WHOLE

YOU LIVE MANY CENTURIES

AND EVERY CENTURY HAS 10000 YEARS(AAMEEEEEN)

HAVE A NICE DAY

BE HAPPY ALWAYS

Funny SMS Messages - Teacher

Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce


Court

Judge said, "and I''ve decided to give your wife $775 a week."

"That''s very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now

and then

I''ll try to send her a few bucks myself." ;->

Funny SMS Messages - During the match

Message Abhi Baqi Hai Mere Dost..
Boy; I love you
tum dunya ki sab sy khobsort larki ho

Girl;acha par tumhary pechy mujh sy bhe khobsort larki khari hy
Boy; mor k pechy dekhta hy par wahan koi ni hota
Girl;agr tum sach mein mujh sy payar karty to tm kabhi pechy na dekhty i hate you
Moral
Moral woral kuch ni bs bachi zara taiz nikli
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Par msg abhi baqi hy mery 2st
Boy;chalo jese tumhari marzi,magar ab ye diamond ring mai kisko dunga
Girl;lo!! ab mai apne janu se mazak bhi ni kar sakti.

Friendship SMS Messages - Meaning of Friendship

What Is The Difference

Between

LOVE & FRIENDSHIP ...

If Love Has Fear

Friendship Has Care ...

If Love Breaks

Friendship


Friendship Breaks

Hate ...

If Love Gives Tears

Friendship Gives

Support ...

If Love Makes

Possessive

Friendship Makes

Cooperative ...

If Love Ends On Hate


Friendship Ends On

Love ...

If Love Is For Always

Friendship Is Forever ... :)

Friendship SMS Messages - Sitam karo ya na

Tu door hai mujh sey, per paa$ bhi hai ,,

Teri kami main kahin , tera ehsaa$ bhi hai..

Tujh $ey Do$t hain laakhon, jahan main merey,


Per tu Do$t bhi hai, aur khaa$ bhi hai ..

Tuney Khu$hiyan mujhey itni di hain keh aaj,,

Tujhey khoney ka dil main ehsaa$ bhi hai ...

KHUDA ne yuun nawaza, teri Do$ti se mujhey,,

Keh mujhey khud pe gumaan hai, aur naaz bhi hai.....

Break Up SMS Messages - nikal k dil say teray

Chalo Ik Basar Phir Sy Ajnabi Bann Jaen Hm Donoo
Nah Mein Tm Say Koi Umeed Rakhoon Dilnawazi Ki
Na Tm Meri Taraf Dekho Galaat ANdaaz Nazroon Sy
Na Meray Dil Ki Dharkan Larkharaey Meri Baton Sy
Na Zaher Ho Tmhari Kashmakash Ka Raaz Nazron Sy
Tmhain Bhe Koi Uljhan Rookti Hai Paish Qadmi Sy
Mujhay Bhe Loog Kehtay Hain K Ye Jalwaay Paraaey Hein
Meray Hamraah Bhe Ruswaiyan Hain Meray Maazzi Ki
Tmharay Saath Bhe Gozri Hoe Raton K Saaaey Hain
Ta”Aruf Roug Ho Jaey Tu Usko Bhoolna Behtar
Ta”Aluq Roug Ban Jaey Tu Usko Toorna Acha
Wo Afsana Jisay Anjaam Taak Lanaa Nah Hoo Mumkin
Uasay Ik Khoobsorat Mour Day K Bhooolnaa A6ha
Chalo Ik Baar Phir Se Ajnabi Bun Jaen Hm Dono.

Love SMS Messages - I m feeling so happy

Love ... can''t be explained .

love is only felt from deep down , for love one word is not enough , one world is not enough ...

love is everything , love is all the best we can receive , the best that we can give .

Love , it once had a begining , but will never end .

Break Up SMS Messages - I get so emotiona

wo muj say besabab uljha nahe tha,


wo pahlay tou kabi aisa nahe tha,

bohat aala tha us ka zarf laken,

wo meri zaat ko samja nahe tha,

wo wo jis berukhi say chal diya tha,

man itna b gea guzra nahe tha,

usay main kiun bura thehraon yaro,

wo acha tha faqat mera nahe tha.......

Love SMS Messages - REMEMBER that

Loving is a feeling that brings both joy and


pain to my heart. Joy from being with you,

being filled with an emotion so deep and

tender that no other feeling can compare.

Pain from knowing that I''m so in love, that

I''m more vulnerable than I''ve ever

Funny SMS Messages - LifE iS aLL Abt

Rehman Malik mera naam hai..

Awam ko topi pehnana mera kaam hai..

Jab se aaya hon Media pe chaya hon..

Kabhi Double Sawari band kabhi Bomb ki khabar laya hon..

Sab kahania purani bhulaiye Ab ek naya jhatka khaiye..

Zardari or Sheri k khilaf SMS mat banaiye..

Warna kuch hi din Mein SMS service band paaiye..

Mere Dosto Isko Ab Hum Se Panga Chaiye..

Aaiye aaj se SMS mein Isi Ki bajaye... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Astronomers Say

After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.

Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?

Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.

Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?

Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.

Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?

Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.

Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.

Son: Mai kiya Allama ki Aulaad hon jo pass ho jaonga. :-)

Funny SMS Messages - Jaante Ho Raat Me Maza Kab Aata Hai

Agr Mobile companies bijli banati to kya hota ?

Pehle 2 ghante k bad bijli free,

5 frnds n family members ko 600 unit free,

weekends pr bijli totaly free,

rat 12 bje se subah 6 bje tk bijli 5 rupe ghnta,

bijli TM HI TO HO,

unit bijli or bill pr NO SMJHOTA,

bijli the smart choice,

isse sasti srf mombti

Funny SMS Messages - Fact about women:

IT''S A GIRLS WORLD...!!!

If Girl laughs loudly she''s Cheerful

If Boy laughs loudly he''s Mannerless

If Girl talks sweetly she''s Charming

If Boy talks sweetly he''s a Flirt

If Girl is shoping she''s Trendy

If Boy is shoping he''s Wasting Money

If Girl is silent she''s Feeling Sad

If Boy is silent he''s Being Rude

If Girls walk in group it''s a Group

If Boy walks in a group it''s a Gang

If Girl can''t come for a date she''s Busy

If Boy can''t he''s Lying.;-)

Funny SMS Messages - Aaj Apne Dil Ke Derwaze

Why Pakistan is not progressing ...?

Because out of Population of 16 Crore ...

-4 crore retired.

-2 Crore in State Govt.

-2 crore in central. Govt. (who dont work)

-1 crore IT prof. ( they dont work for Pakistan)

-2 crore are under 5 yrs.

-3 crore are unemployed.

-1.2 crore you can find anytime in Hospitals.

-Statistics says that 79,99,998 people anytime in jail.

- REST LEFT TWO YOU & ME..

- AT PRESENT YOU ARE BUSY READING MY SMS..

- SO HOW CAN I HANDLE PAKISTAN ALONE.....

Funny SMS Messages - Banta-Kya Hua,

A lady broke a signal & was presentd in front of judge

LADY: Ur honor plz let me go

i am a school teacher I am getting

late for my class

JUDGE: Ahaa so u r a teacher,


I have waited for this moment all my life,

now write down

"I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT"

5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET U GO ;->

Love SMS Messages - eyes without tears

On a dark and moonless night

I sit and close my eyes, imagine

your face, your touch, your kiss,

and when I open my eyes, I see sparkling

and glittering stars around me .

How lucky I am to have you, my love!

I do not need any light to see

as you are my light.

I Love You.

Funny SMS Messages - Aankhon he Aankon ne,

A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan

Husband: Wht''s Dat 4 ?

Wife: I Found A Paper In Ur Pocket, Wid d Name "Jenny" On It

Hsband: I Playd RACE Last Week n "Jenny" Was d Name Of My ''Horse''

Wife: Sory !

Next Day Wife Hit Him Agn

Hsband: Wht''s Dat 4?

Wife: Ur ''Horse'' On d Phone An Hour Ago ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - there is no velvet s

A junior in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said :
Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !......
Boss shouted : do you know whom you're talking to?!!!!!!
... Junior: no!
Boss: i'm the boss of this office.
Junior(in the same tone): & do u know whom you're talking to?
Boss: no!
Junior: thank God.(and disconnected the phone).. ;) :P

Love SMS Messages - Hai Her Waqt

Uss k honton ka tabassum rahay qayaim “YA RUB”

Uss k jeevan main khushiyon ka basaira ker day…

Tu meri “KARB” ki raaton ko bhalay khatam na ker,

Uss ke her shaam k aakhir mai “SAWAIRA” ker day.

Uss k “DIL” k kisi konay main jaga day mujh ko…

Uss ki “AANKHON” ko meray sapnon say khaira ker day

Yeh meray dil ki dua hay “MERA MOLA SUN LAY”…

Saaaari duniya say chupa ker “USSAY MERA KER DAY”

Funny SMS Messages - Girl:Kon ho tum?

Farishta Murday Say: Main Hisaab Lainay Aaya Hun

Murda: Ayay Ho Mere Zindagi Mein Tum Bahar Bun K

Farishta: Hisaab Shoru

Murda: Pocho Zara Pocho Mujhay Keya Huwa Hai

Farishta: Allah Ko Yaad Kiya

Murda: Kabhi Bhoola Kabhi Yaad Kiya

Farishta: Kiya Tum Allah Say Dartay Ho

Murda: Pyar Keya To Darna Kiya


Farishta: Main Ja Raha Hun

Murda: Akailay Na Jana Mujhay Chor K Tum...

Farishta: Tum Cheez Keya Ho?

Murda: Main Cheez Bari Hon Mast Mast... ;->

Love SMS Messages - When We Want T

Dushman mere khusiyOn ka zamana hi nahi tha

Tum ne bhi kabhi apna to jana hi nahi tha

Kia karta akaila main saja kar kOi mEhfil

Jab shehar main kisi ne nibahna hi nahi tha

Dil ne to bOhat chaha magar kis tarah jeetay

JeenaY k liye kOi bahana hi nahi tha

Mur mur k dekhta raha maiN Umar bhar magar

Tum aaye nahi tum ko to aana hi nahi tha

Aik rasta bacha tha wO bhi lotne ka tha

Jata main kahaN kOi thikana hi nahi tha

Ab jhuk k mere lash ko jhinjhOr rahe ho

Jaise tumhare "SHAYAR" ko jana hi nahi tha

Funny SMS Messages - Itne Kam Kapray Pehan Kf

Don''t study too much that you forget your ownself!!

Or in the end you wud be...

Like..

Isac Newton boiled his watch in place of egg while he was noticing time from the egg in place of watch..

Albert Einstein ever in his life didn''t comb his hairs..

N above all,

Lous Pasteur forgot the wedding dat of his wedding..

Hosh se GEO!!

From:

Back benchers association..

Yes!!

We talk with arguments.

Sad SMS Messages - mErE sAtH hOtA tHa UjAlA JiNkA uNhE aAj MeRe AnDhErO kI fIkR hi nHi

Har taraf har jagah beshumar aadmi
Phir bhi tanhaiyon ka shikaar aadmi
Subah se shaam tak bojh dhota hua
Apni hi laash ka khud mazaar aadmi
Har taraf bhaagte daudhte raaste
Har taraf aadmi ka shikaar aadmi
Roz jeeta hua roz marta hua
Har naye din naya intezar aadmi
Zindagi ka mukkaddar safar dar safar
Aakhri saans tak bekaraar aadmi

Friendship SMS Messages - 1 Advice Take

maine kabhi apni nahi doosron ki khoshi chahi,

par hamesha doosron ki nafrat hi payi,

aaj tak kisine humse dosti nahi ki,

par aaj is duniya ke logon ne meri zindagi hi badal di,

is duniya ne bhale hi diye ho hume hazar gham,

par tumhari dosti se mit gaye sare gham

Friendship SMS Messages - Wo laut aayega

??You are my true friend

?

??True friends are Rare to Find

?

??True friends are Always very Kind

?

??True friends are Ornaments so Beautiful


?

??True friends Always make us Cheerful

?

??True friends are the Work of Perfection

?

??True friends Give us right Direction

?

??True friends Always shine like Moon

?

??True friends are the Greatest Boon


?

??That''s Y Ur My True Friend

??Forever ?

Love SMS Messages - Have To Think About

A relationship is like a rose,

How long it lasts, no one knows;

Love can erase an awful past,

Love can be yours, you''ll see at last;

To feel that love, it makes you sigh;

To have it leave, you''d rather die;


You hope you''ve found that special rose,

Cause you love and care for the one you chose.

– Rob Cella

Friendship SMS Messages - Hi "FRIEND" F for faithful

When a Girl Accepts Your Friend

Request

it means she accepted Your

"Friendship" Not Your "Proposal"..

When a Girl sends you a Friend

Request it means She wants to be your

Friend not Your Girlfriend.

When She Tag you


it means she wants to share her

Thoughts with You

'n not that She's Lost in Your Thoughts..

When she comments on Your status

it means She's just being Social 'n

not Flirting..

When She Like Your comment

it means She like Your Comment not You. !

Funny SMS Messages - Aik jagah se

(Bechara Mard)

Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zalim,

agar aurat se pit jaye to buzdil,

aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun,

peeche chale to zan mured,


aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous,

agar kuch na kahe to beghairat,

agar ghar se bahar rahe to awara,

ghar mein rahe to nakara,

bachon ko dantay to jabir,

na dantay to laperwah,

aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos,

na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala.

.

.


Haye Mard bechara jaye tu jaye kahan...

Funny SMS Messages - Pak Studies Question paper, in year 2010

One day a sardarji was sitting in his office on the

thirteenth floor building when a man came running in

to his office and shouted "Santa Singh your daughter

Preeto just died in an accident" Sardarji was in

panic.Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office

window. While coming down when he was near the tenth

floor he remembered he didn''t have a daughter named

Preeto. When he was near the fifth floor he remembered

he was not married.When he was about to hit the ground

he remembered he was not Santa Singh.

Funny SMS Messages - Sardarji: Doctor Ji

Ameer ki biwi or ghareeb ki biwi mai kia farq hota hai?

Ameer ki biwi apne husband se: Mjhe nai pata mjhe shopping pe le k jayn,muje nai pta mjhe beauty parlour le k jayn,

aj dinner 5 star hotel me karenge

Ghareeb ki biwi apne husbnd se: muje nai pta meri behan k 4 bache hain mery sirf 2 q hain.? ;->

Love SMS Messages - if someone throw

Zindagi mili kuch zara si thi
Kuch is main kami b zara si thi

WO roz hoty gaye pas se pas mere
Lakin kuch kami ab b zara si thi

Chand jagty jagty akhir,so hi Gaya
Raat abi rehti kuch zara si thi

Muhabbat bant Di unho ne zamany bhar mein
Jo hamary hissay mein aai wo zara si thi

Funny SMS Messages - 03343004071

Dekhte Hi Dekhte Kya Zamana Agaya,

K Har Kisi k Hath Me Mobile Aa gaya,

JisNe Kabhi Larki Na PataYi Ho''''BABU'''',

Wo Gandu b Date Maar k Aa gaya,

Bari Aag Lagti Hay Us Waqt dimagh Me,

Koi Kahe k Teri Bachi Ka Number Mere Pas Aa gaya,

Ye Ajab zaleel panay Ka Part Hy''''BABU'''',

Pehle 100 Ka Card Aata Tha Ab EasyLoad b Aa gaya,

Ab Poori Raat Sirf Ek Rupay Me Baat,

Saare TharkiYo Ko Ye Package Pasand Agaya;-

Funny SMS Messages - I''m on a mission!

Izzat bachane ka naya tareeqa ..

Ek larka apne dost k sath khara tha k Wahan se ek larki guzri,

Us ne us larki ko ishara kiya aur aankh mari,

Jawab mein larki ne us larke ko Lanat de di ..

Wo larka apne dost se bola:

.

.

.

.

.

.


.

Bechari 5 baje miline ka keh rahi hai magar main jaonga he nahi... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Tm pHleY ApNi ShAlwAr BadaL L0

Popular Dialogues After Daru session.....

1. Gaddi Mai chalaunga


2. Tu bura na manni bai

3. Mai teri dilon izzat karda veere

4. Tenu ki lagda a menu charh gay..???

5. Tu a na soch ke mai pee ke bol reha

6. Jo marzi keh la tu bhai a apna

7. Tu dass tenu ki chahida mai tenu hune leya ke dina

8. Yaar ajj fer ohdi badi yaad aayi a

9. Tu mera bhai mai tera bhai aapan dowen bhai-bhai

10. Bas ajj ton baad nahi peeni yaar......

Funny SMS Messages - Engineer: a person

HauLay HauLay sE Larki Patti Hai.

HauLay HauLay sE Apni Lagti Hai..

HauLay HauLay Phir SupPLy Lagti Hai.

Haommmm !!!

Tu Sabr TO Kr mErAy yaAr.

sUpPLy hO yA LarkI kA pYar.

Tu ghAr nA bTAien mEraY yaAR.

WarNA CHamri hO jAyE gI LaAL

HauLay HauLay Tu hO jAyE gA PasS "O BaLiya"

HauLay HauLay Ho jAye GA paAsS.

::sMs G@MBlr::

Funny SMS Messages - maa mujhe bhai chahiye.

High Level Insult....

Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.

Man Nearby:

People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.

Johnny:

My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.

Man:

Did He Eat Many Sweets?

Johnny:

No, He Always Minded His Own Business!!;-)

Love SMS Messages - Ehsaas use bhi

That Smile that comes on your face so sudden,

So sweet that I can almost taste;

Those Eyes that I see you batting away,

Makes me forget my haste.

That Hair that you run your fingers through,

So deep and dark like a Raven;

With all that in mind, how can I forget you,

When ‘tis you where I find my heaven.

The way you Laugh at a single joke,

It sounds like the Tinkle of a bell;The cent of you after a shower,


for which I thank God that in love with YOU I fell

Funny SMS Messages - idher golay pay gola hai

Types of Girls ( Computer Humor )


CD-ROM GIRLS

She is always faster and faster

EMAIL GIRLS

Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense

HARD DISK GIRLS

She remembers everything, FOREVER

INTERNET GIRLS

Difficult to access

MULTIMEDIA GIRLS

She make horrible thing look beautiful


SCREENSAVER GIRLS

She is good for nothing but at least she is fun

RAM GIRLS

She forget about you, the moment turn her off

WINDOW GIRLS

Everyone know that she can"t do a thing right, but no one can

live with out her

VIRUS GIRLS

Also known as "wife"" when you are not expecting her, she comes,

install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to


uninstall her you will lose something, if don"t try you uninstall

her you will lose everything

SERVER GIRLS

Always busy when you need her

Funny SMS Messages - Sardar to doctor:

After checkup, Dr. said to wife:

"Ur husband is suffering from a very severe disease. If u don''t do the following, he''ll die.

Each day, fix him healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, & in good mood. Cook tasty dinner for him. Don''t discuss ur problems with him. If u can do this for 1 year, ur husband will be OK."

On the way home, the husband asked:

"What did the Dr. say?

She said:

"Doctor ne jawab de dia hy...." =P =D

Break Up SMS Messages - Have I told you

wo muj say besabab uljha nahe tha,


wo pahlay tou kabi aisa nahe tha,

bohat aala tha us ka zarf laken,

wo meri zaat ko samja nahe tha,

wo wo jis berukhi say chal diya tha,

man itna b gea guzra nahe tha,

usay main kiun bura thehraon yaro,

wo acha tha faqat mera nahe tha.......

Funny SMS Messages - non smokers vs smoker

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai,

Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai,

Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ?

Mein ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai,

Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind,

Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai,

Wahi duniya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra,

Jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bacha rakha hai,

Pi ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi has k shohar,

Mar khane mein bhi qudrat ne maza rakha hai..

Funny SMS Messages - in soft gleaming nig

A man robs a bank and takes hostages.

He asks the 1st hostage, "did you see me rob the bank".

The hostage answers "yes". The robber, promptly, shoots him in the head. Then he asks the 2nd hostage if he saw him rob the bank. The hostage answers, "no, but my wife did" . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Dosti k Geet Gaeinge "HUM TUM"

Attention Plz

Dere''s a dangerous

virus being passed

around electronicaly,

oraly & by hand.

Diz virus is called

" Weary-Overload-

Recreational-Killer


(WORK) "

If U receive WORK frm

any of Ur Teachers,

Colleagues, Boss Or

Any1 Else via any

means

DON''T TOUCH IT

Diz virus will wipe out

Ur pvt life cmpletely ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Taxi mai bethe huye

IT''S A SCARY STORY.

READ IT IF U R DARE ENOUGH.

Once in a rain there was an old man standing with a book in his hand for sale.

A man came to him & asked for buying.

He sold the book for Rs. 3000 & said,


"DON''T OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK"

Else you face problem.

Man finished reading all pages with great fear but not last page.

Out of his curiousity he opened the last page one day.

Then he was shocked to see,

Rs.3O/=

Love SMS Messages - The shortest word

Hold your loved ones close today.

Whisper in their ear.

Tell them that you love them

And that you''ll always hold them dear.

Take time to say "I''m sorry, please

forgive me"


"Thank you" or "it''s okay".

And if tomorrow never comes,

You''ll have no regrets about today

Sad SMS Messages - QATAL E MOHABAT

her saal jaunary,
humain kuch sapnay dikhati hai,
jis ko poora kernay main,
december aa pohanchta hai,
zindagi aur akheer bi mano,
umer kay january aur december hain,
zindagi ki january bi jo khwab dikhati hai,
admi umer ber un ko poora kerta rehta hai,
aur umer ka december aan pohanchta hai,
aur saal ki terha,
saans bi khutum ho jati hai...

Funny SMS Messages - ''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

Once during the tea break between india and pakistan match....

Afridi wanted biscuits wid his tea...

Inspite of asking Sachin for the biscuits who was close by to the biscuits plate... He called Inzy who was standin far away....

why so...?

socho.....

socho socho.........

coz "HAQ SE MANGO PRIYA GOLD"... ;-

Love SMS Messages - U Know 1 & 1 Makes

Samandar nay kaha

Mohabbat samandar key gehraiyo may chepie hoe eik seepe hai

Jiss may chahat jessa anmol moti mojood hai

Baadal nay kaha

Mohabbat eik ~dhanak hai

Jiss may har Rang Nomaya hota hai...

Shairr nay kaha

Mohabbat eik esse ghazal hai

Jo har eik sunay walay kay dil may

uttar te chali jate hai

Saaz nay kaha

Mohabbat eik essa geet hai

Jo Dil may uttar jata hai

Malee nay kaha

Mohabbat gulshan kay phool key woh dilkash khusboo hai

Jiss may sara


gulshan mehak uttah h

Love SMS Messages - Meri deewangi ko

Meri deewangi ko

Meri deewangi ko dekh ke muskuraate hai kyu

Mein jitna paas jau utna door jate hai kyu


Kuch toh wajah zaroor hogi unki berukhi ki

Mujhe aise har pal sataate hai kyu

Every second Allah remembers you,

Every minute Allah Bless You,

Every hour Allah cares for you because...

Every day I pray Allah to take care Of You.

Tum bin zindagi suni si lagti hai,

Har pal adhuri si lagti hai...

Ab to in saanson ko apni saanson se jodde,

Warna zindagi kuch pal ki mehmaan lagti hai...

Khuda ne kaash mohabbat banaayi na hoti

Toh aaj iss tarah hamare pyar ki rusvaayi na hoti

Kaash unke dil mein zara si wafa hoti

Toh iss tarah mere saath bewafaayi na hoti

Funny SMS Messages - Bite the neck gently

Pak Studies Question paper, in year 2010


Q 1. Describe the mechanism of loadsheding and blood shedding in Pak..

Q 2. How does sugar taste? Explain in ur own words.

Q 3. What is a Roti ? Briefly explain relation bw shahbaz shareef and roti.

Q 4. Draw labelled diagram of a suicide jacket..

Funny SMS Messages - height of a music lover

5 Points That Prove

"U r A Normal Student"

1- Unnecessary Talk

On Phone

2- Plan Each Day 2 Study

But End Of The Day

"Kal Se Pakka"

3- U''ve All The Data But

U Work 1 Day B4 The

Dead Line

4- Rite Now U r Thinking

Of 4wrding This Msg To ur


Frnds

5- On Each Point U Smiled

Coz Its True ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - ICC has decided to shorten

jaise hi khunchuus ne pakya, pappu aur bittu ko kaata....

teeno ne milke khunchuus ko ek ke baad ek kaan ke neeche diye...pairon se....thakur ke chappal pehne the unhone...

ab khunchuus ko bahut sharam aayi aur lajja ke maare dispensary se bahar bhag gaya...chaman bhi uske peeche peeche bhaaga...

lekin ab machchar ro rahe the kyu ki unke kaan ab tak saaf nahi hue...

udhar KAAN film festival bhi deri se shuru hui.......-;>

Funny SMS Messages - Agar Koi Galti

Biscuit walay ka LOVE LETTER...

Dear MARIE!

Today is GOODDAY. I''m in GALA . U''ve made my life SOOPER.

I''m the PRINCE of ur heart.

I want to buy u BAKERY,

so u can give me a TREAT everyday. U''ve Krack''jacked my JAM HEART.

Now i''m in 50-50 position.

Plz i wana hav a PARTY with u.

Tumhara TIGER...!

Funny SMS Messages - If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the d

If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the d

If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who

doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is

doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the

doctor who doctors doctors?

"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor''s the doctor.

Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his


own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the

doctor in the doctor''s way"

Sad SMS Messages - Kabhi Arsh Per

(GhAzaL)
Fasly To Pyar Ki "Pehchan" Howa Krty Hein

Na Jany Q Log "Preshan" Howa Krty Hein,

Ye Haqeqat Hy K Jahan Toot K Chaha Jaye,

Wahan Bichrny K "Imkan" Howa Krty Hain,

"Muhbt" B Tofan Utha Deti Hai Dil Main,

Phr Rasty Sunsan Howa Krty Hein,

Dil B To Ek Ghr Hai Jo Kbi Bsta Hai

Ujry To Phr Jesy Khali "Makan" Howa Krty Hein

Bhichry Kbi B Lout K Nhi Aaty
.SAQI.

Bas Fqt "Yadon" K Kuch "Nishan" Howa Krty Hein...:

Funny SMS Messages - theepa

When I was younger I hated going to weddings ... it seemed that all of my

aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the

ribs and cackling, telling me, ''You''re next.''

They stopped that stuff after I started doing the same thing to them at


funerals..... :d

Funny SMS Messages - Balance Rs 00.00

Step by step the journey goes on,

Little by little it may seem so long.

Forget about your past, you can"t change it,

Forget about your future, you cant predict it.

Just think about present, you can handle it.

Enjoy presents every moment & be happy....


HAPPY BIRTHDAY to U....!

Friendship SMS Messages - do$ti Yaqeen pe

One Fine day, all of us will get busy wid our lives, long working hours, no more classes, lectures, friends n sms'', some will get married, won''t have time for ourselves,

at such a day u will look outsid ur window n see the good old memories flash by u & u will get a smile with a tear in ur eyes & turn back to ur work thinking I wish I could go back..

Send this to all your friends who helped to create such memories

Friendship SMS Messages - Assalamu''Alaikum

Assalamu''Alaikum

Assalamu''Alaikum

I told GOD let all my freinds be healthy & happy forever!

GOD said:But for 4 days only!

I said:Yes, let them be a Spring day,Autumn day,Summer day & Winter day!

GOD said:No. 3 days!

I said:Yes, Yesterday,Today&2mrw!

GOD said:No. 2 days!

I said:Yes,a Bright day (Day Time) and Dark day (Night Time)!

GOD said:No.Just 1 day!

I said:Yes!

GOD asked:Which day?

I said:Everyday!

GOD said:U realy know how to negotiate.but since u are praying & asking happiness for ur friends,I can''t refuse.

I love everyone who thinks of others 1st,so dont u worry.

All ur friends wil b happy everyday ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Ek haseena par nigahain tehri thi,

Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. It will be wonderful if you serve me coffee free of cost today.

Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. It will be wonderful if you drink it from an empty cup today . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Mumbai attacks ka

''GSG PUKAAR.

HUKMARANO

Ye Dolat B Lay Lo

Ye Chen Aur Amn B Lay Lo ye Ezat Aur Rozgar B Lay Lo

ye Sahat Aur Talem B Lalo

Tax+tax

Lay Lo


ye Shuhrat B Lay Lo

bhalay CHEEN Lo Pora PAKISTAN ek chief justice k ilawa koi kuch nahen kahega

MAGAR

lauta do

wo bijli wo oil(Rs40) wo ata,wo chawal, wo roti, wo cheeni, wo pani.

Phir na khna

Cheif Justici

wo ek h, hum b ek, ek h, agar hum sory ho gy ek, to wo sub kuch jo loat lia h hum lota lengy.

Geo Sms Group

ZeeShan 03133070586


www.geogroup.uiwap.com''

Funny SMS Messages - Yesterday

Professional Lover''s:

Hajjaam:

Chehry Pe Mery Zulf Ko Bikhrao Kisi Din

Doctor:

Akhir Is Dard Ki Dawa Kya Hy?

Sunyara:

Kash Main Tery Haseen Hath Ka Kangan Hota

Wakeel:

Wo Qadam Qadam Pe Jeety, Main Qadam Pe Haara

Choki Daar:

Tooti Hy Meri Nend Magar Tumko Is Sy Kya?

Maali:

Suna Hy Boly To Baton Sy Phool Jharty Hain

Police:

Main Qatal Hova Kesy Mery Yar Sy Pocho

Driver:

Barra Kathan Hy Raasta Jo Aa Sako To Sath Do :-)

Love SMS Messages - Kas Khusiyno Ki Ek Dukan Hoti

Bachpan ke dukh bi kitne ache the,

tab to sirf khilone tuta karte the.

Wo khushiyan bi na jane kaise khushiyan thi,

titli ko pakad ke uchhla karte the.

Paoon maar ke khud barish ke pani mae,

apna aap bhigoya karte the.

Ab to ek aansu bi rusva kar jata hai,

bachpan mein to dil khol ke roya karte the.

Funny SMS Messages - Teacher:Tum School Kisliye Aate Ho?

1 chutki

NASWAR

ki qemat tum kya jano

Pathan k sr ka taj hoti hai1 chtki

NASWARH

ar pan ki dukan pe aam hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Sasti se sasti or mehngi se mehngi hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Difrent green color main dastiab hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Har jaga beth kr lagai jasakti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Nashe ki shuruat hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Plastic & rubber band ka sath hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Pathan ki pukar

Khane ko tayyarAur kuch nahin bas1 chtki NASWAR ;->

Love SMS Messages - If You Are Going

I''m Not Begging You To Love Me.

I''m Not Really Even Asking You To.

But Isn''t It Alright If I Cherish That Hope In My Heart ?

If I Just Dream Of Holding Your Hand It Will Hurt Me And Not You.

I''ll Try To Keep My Eyes From Shining When They See You And

I Promise Not To Smile A Special Smile When You Say Hello.

But Please...

Don''t Ask Me

Not To Love You.

Love SMS Messages - Love never dies

Perfect Love Is Not Receiving

It''s Giving & Frgiving

Perfect Love Isn''t Red Roses On Valentine''s Day

It''s The Rest Of 364 Days Of Knowing U Love Someone

Perfect Love Is Nt Phone Calls & Stolen Kisses

It''s The Silent Smile In The Memory Of Ur Sweet Heart

Perfect Love Is Not A Grand wedding But Spending A Life Time Together

Perfect Love Is Not The First Kiss & Make-up

Its Loving The ONE Who Annoys The Hell Out You . . .

Funny SMS Messages - Aapko Yaad He Apne Kaha Tha

''GSG PUKAAR.

HUKMARANO

Ye Dolat B Lay Lo

Ye Chen Aur Amn B Lay Lo ye Ezat Aur Rozgar B Lay Lo

ye Sahat Aur Talem B Lalo

Tax+tax

Lay Lo

ye Shuhrat B Lay Lo

bhalay CHEEN Lo Pora PAKISTAN ek chief justice k ilawa koi kuch nahen kahega

MAGAR


lauta do

wo bijli wo oil(Rs40) wo ata,wo chawal, wo roti, wo cheeni, wo pani.

Phir na khna

Cheif Justici

wo ek h, hum b ek, ek h, agar hum sory ho gy ek, to wo sub kuch jo loat lia h hum lota lengy.

Geo Sms Group

ZeeShan 03133070586

www.geogroup.uiwap.com''

Funny SMS Messages - Driver k Saath Bhaag Gai

2010.

1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai.


Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?

Miss: So sweet!

Bacha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kab bhejun.

Miss: Wo kyon?

Bacha: Ta''kay wo hamari baat agay chalayen,

Miss: Ye kya bakwaas hai!

Bacha:

.

Tution parhne k liye..

Funny SMS Messages - Apna Gadhha Bechna Tha

Hmari Life Bhi Cirket Ground Hai Or Hum Playerz.

Jo 1st Time Larki K Saath Pakra Jaye

"Knock Out"


Hota Hai,

Jo G.F Ko Milnay Ja Raha Ho Rastay Me Accident Hojaye,

"RUN OUT"

Jo G.F Ki Deewar Phlangtay Huay Pakra Jaye,

"CATCH OUT"

G.F K Bhai Mar Mar Kr Tangain Tor Dain

"LBW Out"

Ap Ka Dost Ap Ko Larki Ban Kr Bewaqoof Bnaye,

"Stamp Out"

Or Kuch Pedaishi "CLEAN BOLD"


Hotay Hain.

Ye Log Sirf Taalian Bja Kr Guzara Krtay Hain.

Funny SMS Messages - Wonderful couples in this world

Ek din me uske sath gaya date per,

Phir usne apni birthday pe bulaya cake pr,

Hum ne kuch baten ki beth kr,

Uske bhai ne hamari baten sunli late kr,

Phir usne mujhe chamat lgaya khench kr,

Ek haftey tak me leta rha bed pr,

Ab kabhi nahi jaonga date pr... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Maine Aaj Khwab Mai

''Ladka bola :

kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,

kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,

bahana gham ka hota, hum inke ghar to aate.

Ladki boli:


Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,

Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,

kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.''

Love SMS Messages - The Story of My Life

Labon ki sersarahat se
badan k choor hony tak

Main tujh ko is tarah chahoon
K meri saans ruk jaye

Khataon par khata'ain hun
Na ho kuch baat kehny ko

Main tujh men yun sama jaon
K meri saans ruk jaye

Na himmat tujh men ho baqi
Na himmat mujh men ho baqi

Magar itna qareeb aaon
K meri saans ruk Jaye

Tery honton pe jab rakhun
Main apny hont kuch aesy

Ya teri pyaas bujh jaye
YA MERI SAANS RUK JAYE