Love SMS Messages - Aur kuch nah

I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.

I have the “I”,I have the “L”,I have the “O”,I have the “V”,I have the

“E”,… so pls can I have “U”?

You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always…

Funny SMS Messages - When swinning is

EK Pathan Ofice K 25th Flor Pe Tha

Ek Aadmi Bola : “Dolat Khan Tumhari Beti Ghar Se Bhaag Gayi Hai. . . “

Ye Sunte Hii Usne 25th Floor Se Jump Laga Di

Girte Huey 15th FLor Pe Usay Yaad Aaya Us Ki Koi Beti Nahi Hy

10th Flor Pe Yaad Aaya K Uski SHaadi Nahi Hui

Aur 1st Floor Pe Yaad Aaya K Us Ka Naam DOlat Khaan Nahi Hai . . . ;->

Love SMS Messages - My love for you

apni aghoosh main ik rooz chupa loo mujh ko ,

gham-e-duniya se meri jaan bacha loo mujh ko ,

in hi isharoon me de di ha ijazat maine ,


mangne se na milloo to chura loo mujh ko ,

apne saye se bhi ap to mujh ko dar lagta ha ,

ho jo mumkin to nigahoon me basa lo mujh ko ,

unhe likhna ha ik rooz khat me ye jana ,

main to khud ka bhi nahi apna bna lo mujh ko.

Funny SMS Messages - Lagaan Remix 2020

Tera mera sadiyaan da vair a.

Tu lang ja saadi khair a.

Main ghr gya to lga tha taala.

"Jalnay waley ka moun kaala"

Band kro ye star plus k show

"Haaran do rastaa lo"

Wo waj gya ik car sy

"daikh mgr pyaar say"

Mahngaie na pora pakistan halaia

"Jiny maa noo sataia unee riksha he chalaia" ;->

Funny SMS Messages - After a striving movement

Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.

If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.

The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.

The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.


Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.

The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.

"Congratulations! You''re a free man. Just tell me why didn''t you jump?" asked the doctor.

To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can''t swim!"

Funny SMS Messages - Lux & Rexona r lovers,lived in Safeguard 2000 apartment.........

Lux & Rexona r lovers,lived in Safeguard 2000 apartment.........

A Love Story

Lux & Rexona r lovers,lived in Safeguard 2000 apartment in Dettol street,
Lux's dad Capri & mama Palmolive fixed his marriage with Opal But Rexona's dad Lifebuoy & mama Camay decided Lux & Rexona's marriage in Dove registrar office.
Rexona's uncle Rin & aunty Pears signed as witness.
1 year later Rexona gave birth 2 twins
they named them Johnson & Johnson
Moral
Maine app koo saray soaps k naam yaad karwa diye hain,ab tu mou dho le yar..!

Funny SMS Messages - Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.

Ded Futiya....Mumbai ka sabse bada bhai hai....

lekin uski biwi usko chhor ke chali jaati hai....

woh itna tut jaat hai ki woh apni pyari gun se shaadi kar leta hai...

agle din saara India uski pooja karta hai... lekin kyon??

arre gun se shadi karne ke baad woh GUN-PATI ho jaata hai....

Funny SMS Messages - Lawyer:

New Economic Lingo -

Crisis Special

1. CEO - Chief

Embezzlement Officer

2. CFO - Corporate


Fraud Officer

3. VALUE INVESTING -

The Art Of Buying

Low & Selling Lower

4. STOCK ANALYST -

Idiot Who Just

Downgrade Ur Stock

5. PROFIT - An

Archaic Word No

Longer In Use ... ;->

Love SMS Messages - hum ne tum se pyar kia

Eik Eik Pather Jor Kar Main Nai Jo Dewar Banaie Hai.
Jankhon Ous k Pechie Tou Ruswaie Hie Ruswaie Hai.
Youn Lagta Hai Sote Jagte Auron Ka Mutaaj Hon.
Aakehn Meri Apnie Haien Per In main Neend parie Hai.
Dekh Rahe Haien Herat Say Sub Nele Nele Pani Ko.
Pochie Kon Samandar Say K Tuj main Kitnie Gehraie Hai.
Aaj Hoa Maloom Mujehe is Sher K chand Sauoun say.
Apni Raha Badalte Rehna Sab say Bari Danie Hai.
Tor Gaeie Pehmanie WAFA is dor dor main kesie kesie LOG.
Yee mat Soch K REHAN bus Eik Yaar hie Tera Harjaie Hai.

Funny SMS Messages - Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain.

Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police

1) they Look healthy due to packings inside

2)wearing new unwashed clothes

3) new haircut n face shave

4) they do not speak or engage in talk

5) Recite something in their mouth

Keep an eye on your surroundings and when you see someone like mentiond above

Tey tusi v kalma par lena tawada v time agya g .... =P ;)

Funny SMS Messages - Father To Guy

A Man Goes For Fishing,&

Catches A Big Fish..

He Comes Home & Asks His Wife To CoOk Da Fish..

Wife says: "How To Cook,

There is No Gas,No Electricity,No Wheat".

Man Goes And Puts The Fish Back in The Water...

Fish Comes Up To The Surface And Shouts:

"Geo Musharaf";-

Funny SMS Messages - t v na dekhne se

''After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.

Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?

Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.

Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?

Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.

Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?

Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.

Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.

Son: Mai kiya Allama ki Aulaad hon jo pass ho jaonga.''

Funny SMS Messages - Kehdo un pharno walo say

Poem On Ash

Sexy aunty on the floor,

Ash is not as before,

The one we used to adore,

The sweet lady from mangalore,

Now she''s a big bore,


Played around with four,

Screwed them for sure,

Drowned them and came ashore,

Vivek was burnt to the core,

Salman gave him a call of roar,

Then stepped through amitabh''s door,

She knew he scores in crore,

Abhishek is for sure,

Dil mange more,

God knows whats more in aunty''s store.


CRAZY KIYA RE . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Chinese Larki KO Dekh Kr Mom Boli

aisi apni wife ho


5.5 jiski hight ho

jeans jiski tight ho

chehra jiska bright ho

waight main thori light ho

umer main diffrence slight ho

thori se woh quite ho

too mamorable her ek night ho

aisi apni wife ho

sarak per sub kaheen

kia cute hey


bheer main sub kaheen

pakistan ki paidaish ho

beauty multyply by twice ho

favorite color white ho

make up thora light ho

zulfain dynamite hoon

aankheen us ki jaisey sunny twilight ho

hoonton ko dekh ker lagey

jaisey coke diet ho

jub sari pehan ker nikley


to kia sight ho

aisa lagey jaisey swtizerland ki flight ho

aisi apni wife ho

agar aisi apni wife ho

tu kia haseen life ho

Funny SMS Messages - 1st Pthan 2 2nd

''Boy:

Aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?

Girl:

Kal rat to hadd he ho gaye, Uff 2 ghantay! meri to jaan he nikal gaye

Saaray kapray geelay ho gae


Pehlay to aik ghanta kartay thay

Magar kal to pooray 2 ghantay tak saans he nahi aaye

1 Ghanta bhe buhat tha

.

.

.

.

.

ye 2 Ghantay ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai''

Funny SMS Messages - 3 bacho ki ma ne 3 bacho k baap se shadi karli,

3 bacho ki ma ne 3 bacho k baap se shadi karli,

3 bacho ki ma ne 3 bacho k baap se shadi karli,

hasti khelti jindgi ki barbadi karli.

Din ache ho gaye 3 aur bache ho gaye,

ek din office ki ghanti khadki.

Aage se patni bhadki,

"aap vaha bethe kalam ghasit rahe hain

aur yahan aap k bache aur mere bache milke

hamare bacho ko peet rahe hain!"

Funny SMS Messages - Master of puppets

Agr English Movies Pakistani Produce krtae to un kae nam Khch youn Hotae

1. Cliff Hanger: Latak''da Gujjar

2. Superman: Udan aala Gujjar

3. Men in Black: Kala Gujjar

3. Rambo : Khooni Gujjar

4. Revenge: Gujjar da inteqaam

5. Spiderman: Jaaley aala Gujjar

6. Evil Dead: Gujjar di Moat.. :p ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Ek Chooha Maarna Hai

A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan

Husband: Wht''s Dat 4 ?

Wife: I Found A Paper In Ur Pocket, Wid d Name "Jenny" On It

Hsband: I Playd RACE Last Week n "Jenny" Was d Name Of My ''Horse''

Wife: Sory !

Next Day Wife Hit Him Agn

Hsband: Wht''s Dat 4?

Wife: Ur ''Horse'' On d Phone An Hour Ago ... ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - After 20 years of

One Fine day, all of us will get busy wid our lives, long working hours, no more classes, lectures, friends n sms'', some will get married, won''t have time for ourselves,

at such a day u will look outsid ur window n see the good old memories flash by u & u will get a smile with a tear in ur eyes & turn back to ur work thinking I wish I could go back..

Send this to all your friends who helped to create such memories

Funny SMS Messages - Kal 100 logon ko bewakoof banaya..

Movie titles related to eng students:

exams - socha na tha,

classes - kabhi kabhi,


question papers - na tum jano na hum,

copying - yaarana,

maths2 - asambhav,

maths1 - mission impossible,

environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,

1st semester - kuch to hai,

2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,

distinction - kal ho na ho,

1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,

2nd class - dil mange more


fail - phir milenge

Funny SMS Messages - Mama: Beta khaana Khaogay?

1 Memon se marny k Baad farishty ne Pucha:

''''koi naiki ki thi Duniya mein?

Memon: "haan aik faqeer ko 1 Rupiya dia tha, 1 Masjid mein 1 lota Rakhwaya tha, 1 Hospital ko 5 Rupay diye thay, farishtay ne kaha,

Ye lay apne 6 Rupay, Lota Pakarr aur Dozakh mein chal Shabash.

Love SMS Messages - Flowers will die sun

A relationship is like a rose,

How long it lasts, no one knows;

Love can erase an awful past,

Love can be yours, you''ll see at last;

To feel that love, it makes you sigh;

To have it leave, you''d rather die;

You hope you''ve found that special rose, ''

Love SMS Messages - If 10 people care 4 u,

sun0!
y0n chup se na raha kar0,
y0n kham0sh se j0 h0 jatay h0,
dil k0 weham sa h0 jata hai...
kahin khafa t0 nahi h0,
kahin udaas t0 nahi h0...
tum b0ltay achay lagtay h0,
tum dantay achay lagtay h0...
kabi shararat se kabi ghusay se,
kabi hanstay achay lagtay h0...
sun0! tum achay lagtay h0....

Funny SMS Messages - pathan in crore pati

Power Of One ...

One tree can start a forest…

One flower can awaken the dream…

One smile begins a friendship…

One laugh will conquer a gloom…

One candle destroys the darkness…

One sunbeam lights a room…

One breath brings life eternal…

One path will lead you home…

One touch can show you care…

One word must start each prayer…

One heart can know what is true…

One life can make the difference…

And that one is

YOU......;->

Love SMS Messages - Try my best

Har dhadkan pe aapka naam liya karte hain,

Aap ho humey apni jaan se bhi pyare,

Tabhi to waqt be waqt yaad kiya karte hain

Samandar mein "Gahrai" ki tarhan

Pyar mein "Judai" ki tarhan

Dosti mein "Chahat" ki tarhan

Mohabbat mein "Wafa" ki tarhan


Meri zaban par tum rahte ho "Dua" kei tarhan

Ankhain aap ki hoon par anso mere

Zindagi aap ki ho par sansain meri

Dil aap ka ho par dhadkan meri

Zindagi k akhri more par dua hogi ye

Kafan aap ka ho aur mout meri

Love SMS Messages - Just as the wind

There Are Only Four Questions Of Value In Life . . . ! ! !

1. What Is Sacred ?

2. Of What Is The Spirit Made Off ?

3. What Is Worth Living For ?

4. What Is Worth Dying For ?

The Answer To Each Is The Same . . .

Only LOVE

The Answer To Each Is The Same . . .

Only LOVE

Love SMS Messages - I May Be Not The One You

Love knows no boundaries, no distance,

no fear. What captures is the God''s love that

will eternally melt hearts together to stay,

fused and sealed forever as one. Love has its

way and new life has begun. You are a treasure

I shall cherish, sealed with my love, covered

with lace