Funny SMS Messages - Apny Waado Ko

stupid questions with smart answers....


boy:may i hold u r hand?

girl:no thanks its not heavy.

boy:plz say u love me..

gorl:u love me..

girl:if we get engaged will u give me a ring?

boy:sure whats u r mobile no..

girl:darling,i want to dance like this for ever

boy:dont u ever want to improve...

Funny SMS Messages - Once during the tea break

Aapki Or Apki Poori Family Ki Next Week Hamare Ghar Aftari Hy,


Ghar Waley To Mana Kar Rahey They K,

Aata, Chawal, G0shat Sub Mehenga Hogaya Hy,

Magar

Meine Kaha K Aane Wala Apna Rizq 7 Le Kr Aata Hy,

Lihaza Ap Apna Aftari Ka Smaan 7 Le Kr Aana,

Waise,

Hum Log BIRYANI Sh0q Sy Khatay Hain

OK

"Aana Zar0or"

Funny SMS Messages - Subha Teri , Shaam MEri ho

Newspaper Men Advertisement Aayi Hamare Pas Aisi Product Hai,

Jisko Pehan Kar Aap Pori Dunya Ko Dekh Sakte Hain,

Magar Aapko Koi Nahi Dekh Sakta.

Price 10,000 + Free Home Delivery

1 Shakhs Ne Ads Parhte Hi 10,000 Rs. Bheje.

Kuch Dino Bad TCS Wala 1 Packet Le Kar Aaya.

Us Shaks Ne Jaldi Jaldi Parsel Khola To Andar Se Ek

"BURQA" Nikla. :-)

Love SMS Messages - !i!i! MUHABBAT !i!i!

!i!i! MUHABBAT !i!i!

!i!i! MUHABBAT !i!i!

Kisi kumzoor lamhe me

Agar me tum se ye keh doon

Mujhe tum se muhabbat hai

Tum ye mat samajh lena

Mein ne sach kaha ho ga

Aisi dilnasheen baatoon ko

Aise dilbar peraye me kehna

Mujhe buchpan se aata hai

Meri aankhein mera chehra

Mera ye besakhta lehja

Ye sab kuch jhoot kehta hai mager

Is jhoot me aik sach bhi hai ke

Mujhe tum se MUHABBAT hai

Funny SMS Messages - SEX!!!

2009 Is Coming

Wish U A Very

HAPPY NEW YEAR

Valentine''s Day

Basant

23rd March

14 August

Eid Ul Fitr

Eid ul Azha

Frndship Day

Mother, Father


Dadi, Dada

Nana, Nani

Children''s Day

Happy B''day

365 Gud Mornings

Aftr Noons, Evenings''

& Nights

Roz Roz Ka Drama Nhi

Hota Mujh Se

Ab Pura Saal Mat Kehna


Msg Nhi Kia ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - i filled in a form a

Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye

to Us K Parents Poochte hain...

Kaun Tha Wo Kameena !

Agar Larkay Ko Ulti Aaye to us K Parents Kehtey hain....

Kameenay Kya Sharaab Pee Kar Aaya hai !

MORAL .

ULTI Larki Ko Aaye..

Ya...


Larkay Ko...

KAMEENA

Hamesha

Larka hi ho ta hai.

GEO KAMEEENO

Friendship SMS Messages - Rahe pardes me

Na who farishta ho na farishtey jaisa ho
Mujhey talash hai uski jo merey jaisa ho

Merey khulus ko pehchanta ho bus kafi hai
Who koi bhi ho, kahin bhi ho, kesa bhi ho

Meri khatir marney ka hosla bhi rkhta ho
Agar kabhi rooth jaoon mein us sey to

Muskra key manayee, woh aisa ho
Jo baat karey to woh nibha bhi sakey

Iradon mein woh apney chatanon jaisa ho
Dukhon mein hansney ka hunar janta ho

Ik aisa hamsafar jo samandar kitarah gahrah ho
Us key pyaar ki thandak ho merey liye aisi
Key woh to bilkul aasman key chand jaisa ho

Woh sirf mera ho, jo nigahon mein haya rakhta ho
Umar bhar saath chalney ka azam-e-wafa rakhta ho

Jo khwab deney ko qadir ho meri aankhon ko
Meri mohabbat ko pehchan sakay woh aisa ho

Funny SMS Messages - Pappu Dadi

Kid- Teacher, Can I Go

To Bathroom ?

Teacher- Yes, But

Only After Reciting The

Alphabates !

Kid- Ok !

"A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,

M,N,O,

Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z !"

Teacher- Where Is "P" ?

Kid- Its Running

Down My Leg !!

Plz Let Me Go To The

Bathroom ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Top 5 Answer U Got When U Propose A Girl. . .

Agr Mobile companies bijli banati to kya hota ?

Pehle 2 ghante k bad bijli free,

5 frnds n family members ko 600 unit free,

weekends pr bijli totaly free,

rat 12 bje se subah 6 bje tk bijli 5 rupe ghnta,

bijli TM HI TO HO,

unit bijli or bill pr NO SMJHOTA,

bijli the smart choice,

isse sasti srf mombti

Funny SMS Messages - 1 admi mrty waqt dost se

Future Mein Price List Is Tarha Ho Gi,

Chawal 1 Rupay K 2 Danay,

Daal 50 Paisay Ki 4 Danay,

Oil 10 Rupay Ka 2 Drop,

Doodh 2 Rupay Ka 1 Qatra,

List K Neeche 1 Zaruri Note Bhi Likha Hoga Kay Jo Bhi Yeh Sab Cheezein Khareede Ga Usay Asli Desi Ghee Ki Khushboo Muft Soonghnay Ko Milay Gi.

Funny SMS Messages - After watching Bush''s treatment,

Re-Remix of "Maujaan

He Maujaan"

Judge Sarey Judge

Sarey Nikal Gaye,

Hun Bumb Sarey Mulk

Wich Bikhar Gahe,

Bugti Nu Marrya,

Bhutoo Nu Marrya,

Kam Dikha K Musharaf

Nikal Gaya,

Hun Faujaan E fauJaaN,

Sham Savery Hun

Faujaan E Faujaan,

Kul Mila K Hun Faujaan E

Faujaan.;->

Funny SMS Messages - Elan-e-Aam ...

Dad goes 2 Bill Gates 4 d proposal of his son

Dad: I want ur daughter 2 marry my son.

Bill Gates: no!

Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.

Bill gates: then ok!

Dad goes 2 d president of da World Bank..

Dad: Apoint my son as CEO of ur Bank.

President: No!

Dad: He is da son-in-law of Bill Gates.

President: Then ok!

This is BUSINESS.

Funny SMS Messages - 1 Murgha-Murghi Ki Love Story

Insan ki POTI ke 4 Rang Hotay Hen

1- Peela (Yelow)

2- Hara (Green)

3- kala (ßlack)

4- kathye (ßrown)

Insani POTI Me Ye Chezein Aksar Dakhna ko Milti Hein


1. Kheery k ßeech

2. Kuti Huwi Mirch

3. Rol Huwe Timatar

4. Dhanya

kabi POTI ko Ghor Se Dakho To Images ßanti Hain

1, Cheel (Eagle)

2, Saanp (Snake)

3, ßhoot (Ghost)

4, Dinasour

etc...

Types Of POTI

1. Patla Dast

2. Sakht

3. Gaarhi

4. Sookhi

5. Jelly

6. Oily

Info Collected ßy

(Wiliam POti)

Love SMS Messages - Two things never

Every time I look into your eyes I feel like being in there

Every time I listen to your voice I feel like listening to more


Every time I take your name I feel the love towards you

Every time I think about you I feel like dreaming about you

Every time I think about myself I feel that I am incomplete

Yes, I am incomplete without your love

Fill my heart with your love, I love you, I just love you!

Friendship SMS Messages - Friendship Is a

is raat ki tanhaiyo k
sb rang badal gye hain,
chand nikla hai waise hi
andhere badal gye hain,
jin k bharosey thi khushiyan
vo loog badal gye hain,
manzelein tu ab bhi vohi hai
kuch rasety badal gye hain,
jis pey kya tha bharosa hum ne
vo dost bichar gya hai,
dekhey thay jo kbhi hum ne
vo khwab badal gye hain,
jo baney thay kabhi humsafar
aj wo he mukar gye hain,
is totey hoye dil k sarey
jazbat badl gye hain,
na badley kabhi HUm
na badley kabhi humhare khyalat
BUS
rona hai yahi
KUCH LOOG BADAL GYE HAIn

Funny SMS Messages - Chahty hain wo hum sy waisi chahat ka wada!!

Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye,

To Us K Parents Poochte hain...

Kaun Tha Wo Kameena!

Agar Larkey Ko Ulti Aaye to us K Parents Kehtey hain....

Kameenay Kya Nasha Kar k Aaya hai !

MORAL !!!

.

.

.

.


ULTI Larki Ko Aaye..

Ya...

Larkey Ko...

KAMEENA Hamesha Larka hi hota hai...

GEO KAMEEENO...

Funny SMS Messages - Dil Or Duniya Me Sirf Itna

Teacher asks girl,

"Which human body part expands 10 times its normal size?"

Girl: I can''t answer this question, I feel shy!

Teacher then asks a boy.

Boy: Its the Pupil of human eye.

Teacher: Right!

Then turns to the girl,

"Listen girl,

Ur thinking is wrong,

&

Ur expectations r too high"!!;-)

Funny SMS Messages - pathan & maulana

''Ladki boli:

Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,

Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,

Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.

Ladka bola :

Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,


Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,

Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.

Funny SMS Messages - Height Of Cowardice:

Bankey Mian Ki Qawali Hy Sab Se Nirali

Koi Sun''ne Ya Na Sun''ne Hum Tou Gaaye Ge Qawali...

Zong! 1st Sep Se Balance Check Karne Per Charge Laga Riaaa Hy

Jazz! Gaon Mei Ghanta Package Per Degree Bant Riaaa Hy

Ufone! Her Hafte Naya Ad Bana Riaaa Hy

Warid Glow! Feel Free Ka Nara Laga Riaaa Hy

Telenor Djuice! Tou Din Aur Rat Ko Ek Bana Rahaaa Hy

Bankey Mian Ki Qawali Hy Sab Se Nirali

Koi Sun''ne Ya Na Sun''ne Hum Tou Gaaye Ge

Qawali... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - 1 yehi baat mujhy chain se sony nahi deti.

hum wo aashiq hein jo dooriyon mein ziada khush hein,

kyun?

coz love ho gha to shadi ho ghee, shadi ho ghee to oonch neech b hoti hai aur oonch neech honey sey pyar blast ho jata hai,

issi liye to,

Oh my friend keep way,

We can remain frnds in this way

Naughty SMS Messages - Define Fashion Show

"Very intersting"

Dunya Ki Sub se Taqatwar Shay hai Loha.

Her Shay Ko Kaat Dalta hai.

Lohay se Taqatwar hai Aag,

Jo Lohay ko Pighla deti hai.

Aag se Taqatwar hai Paani,

Jo Aag ko Bujha deta hai.

Aur Paani se Taqatawar hai Insan,

Jo Usay Pee Jata hai.

Insan se Taqatwar hai Maut,

Jo use Kha jati hai.

Aur Maut se Taqatwar hai Sadqa,

Jo Maut ko Taal deta hai.

Aur Sadqay se Taqatwar hai

*"MOLVI"*

JO SADQA BHI KHA JATA HAI....!

Funny SMS Messages - apni zindagi main

UNITED NATIONS Conducted a Survey...

The Question Was :

"Would You Please Give Your Honest Opinion about Food Shortage in Rest of the World?"

The survey was badly FAILED !!!

Because,

In AFRICA,

people didn''t know what FOOD is !

CHINESE didn''t know what OPINION is !

EUROPEANS didn''t know what SHORTAGE is !

PAKISTANIS didn''t know what HONEST is !

SAUDIS didn''t know what PLEASE is !

&

AMERICANS didn''t know what REST OF THE WORLD is!

Funny SMS Messages - 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

There is a ruler named Aman Singh who is a playboy. He decides to have only women in his city and that too, under the name "Shanti Devi."

To bolo Aman Singh ke city ka anthem kya hai?!

-

Socho, socho!!

-

-Nahin pata... arey zor daalo na!

-

-

"yeh sheher hai AMAN ka... yahan ki fiza hai nirali... yahan pe sab SHANTI SHANTI hai"

Funny SMS Messages - Once some hunters

ik admy anpe ghar waloon ko kehta hai ke jab main maroon ga

tu mery kabarr main ik cap main thori se chai rakh dena

orr wo ik din marr giya ghar waloon nai is ki kabarr main chai rakh de

hasab lene ik farishta yaa orr iss nai kaha ke hasaab do

admy kehta jere pehlee farishte cha pe ke gay se o koon se

Funny SMS Messages - pathan ki beti

Mobile bana hai har larki ki shan

Call kr k larkon ko karti hain ye pareshan

MISSBELL or Sms kr k kehti hain meri jaan

Teri awaz sunne ko tarastey hain mere kaan

12 boyfrnd bana kr akarti hain pehalwan

Apni frndz ko hr raaz bata kr karti hain heran

Kehti hain larkon ko ullu banana hy buhat asan,

Hosh kar ay mere yaar ankhen khol k pehchan,

Mat aa in k chakkar me ye sab hain shetan,

Ab kisi ki call aaye To usko bolna G bhabi jaan.

Funny SMS Messages - A lady delivered twins.

Kabi Kabi Dil Chahta Hai Ka Kuch Aisa Hojae:-

Paperz Hon Mger Result Na Aye

Classes Hon Mger Teacherz Ns Ayen

Bus Me Bethain College Na Aye,

Picnic Pr Jaey Mger Wapis Na Aye,

Gaadi Chalean Magar Petrol Na Delwaen

Kabi Kabi Parhain Mger Pass Hojayen

Haftey Me Chaar Chaar Din Hon Takay Itwar Jaldi Aye!

Funny SMS Messages - ''Sardion Ki Sham Thi,

''rabba dukh na dena mere DOST ko

muje chahy Sukh ka pahar day day,,

ghoomy new cycle pe Dost mera

muje baly hi purani si mercedes car day day,,

bookha na rakhna mery dost ko khany ko tazi daal day day

mujhe baly hi kal ka cake+custers+biryani aur cokr ki botal 4 day day,,

phir na kehna kay DOST dua nhi kerty....''

Funny SMS Messages - ek jungle mein chuhay

ek jungle mein chuhay

ek jungle mein chuhay se sab dartey the,

agar sher us k samnay aa jata to dar kar bhaag jaata,

haathi bhi kahin chup jata,

aas paas k log yeh dekh kar preshaan huay or kaha aakhir kia maajra hai,

pata chala chuha MQM mein tha

Funny SMS Messages - when i go wrong i

First Week : Frequent outgoing calls ("This is what mobile is invented for")

Second Week : Restricted outgoing calls ("I should not create unnecessary traffic on mobile lines")

Third We ek : Rare outgoing calls ("Mobile should be used in urgent situations only")

Fourth week : Only incoming calls ("I am not going to call her until she calls me")

Funny SMS Messages - pathan pe bijli ka taar gir gaya

Dunya Chaand pr jane k liye Be-taab hy


Hum Khush-naseeb hyn k Zameen pr rehty huey Chaand pr hyn

Ye PAKISTAN nhi

CHAAND ka tukra hy

Aur Chaand pr na Light hoti hy,

na Paani, na Gas,

na Aata, na Cheeni,

So plz no tension,

Enjoy your life on Moon ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - hum gaye thay un k g

A lady broke a signal & was presentd in front of judge

LADY: Ur honor plz let me go

i am a school teacher I am getting

late for my class

JUDGE: Ahaa so u r a teacher,

I have waited for this moment all my life,

now write down

"I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT"

5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET U GO ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Human Tastes Change As

when u give a flower to gilrz so rection in nation

Japniess: pass rakh k muskuria gi

Austrilan: pyar bhari nazar se dekhe gi

Kiwi: tumhare gal pe kiss kere gi

Indian: guldan mai saje gi

pakistani: soche gi kash yeh gobi ka phool hota

raat ko aalo(potato) milla k saag banati ;->

Funny SMS Messages - The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is...

ghar se nikalte hi...

kuch duur chalte hi..

raste mein hai unka ghar.....

kal subha dekha toh ...

baal banati woh..

khidki mein aayi nazar....

ab yahan kya aap khoj rahe hao aaj ki taza khabar......;->

kuch duur chalte hi..

raste mein hai unka ghar.....

kal subha dekha toh ...

baal banati woh..

khidki mein aayi nazar....

ab yahan kya aap khoj rahe hao aaj ki taza khabar......;->

Funny SMS Messages - Musharaf: Agar mey Plane sey 1000 ka note phenkoon, to?

Musharaf: Agar mey Plane sey 1000 ka note phenkoon, to?

Musharaf: Agar mey Plane sey 1000 ka note phenkoon, to?

Adviser: Aik Pakistani ka bhala hoga.

Musharaf: Agar 500 k 2 note, to?

Adviser: 2 ka bhala hoga.

:-) Musharaf: Agar 100 k 10 note, to???

:-m

Advider: Is tarah to 10 ka bhala hoga magar aap jump laga do to poorey Pakistan ka bhala hoga...!

Love SMS Messages - Bhool He Jao Mujhay

That Smile that comes on your face so sudden,

So sweet that I can almost taste;


Those Eyes that I see you batting away,

Makes me forget my haste.

That Hair that you run your fingers through,

So deep and dark like a Raven;

With all that in mind, how can I forget you,

When ‘tis you where I find my heaven.

The way you Laugh at a single joke,

It sounds like the Tinkle of a bell;The cent of you after a shower,

for which I thank God that in love with YOU I fell