Hansny Main
Rony Main
Jagny Main
Sony Main
Pany Main
Khony Main
KOYAL Ki Koo Koo Main
Pholon Ki Khushbu Main
Gaaon Ki Gori Main
Aatay Ki Bori Main
ABBA Ki Daant Main
TariQ Road Ki Chaat Main
AMMAA Ki Pitai Main
DiL Pasand Ki Mithai Main
Jhooty Ki Sachai Main
Is DiL Ki Gehrai Main
PYAR Ki Nishani Main
Student Ki Biryani Main
Chai K Hotel Main
7up Ki Bottle Main
Karli K Saahil Main
Or,
Mere MOBiLE Main
"TUM Hi TUM HO''
Overtime things must change
And like a river life goes on
I used to say “LOVE” was a mistake
But I was wrong
LOVE is the greatest thing
It can hurt like HELL
But it can feel like HEAVEN
And No Matter What Happens
This LOVE make Me Dance patiently. . . .
Headline News
PM BILAWAL meet Presidnt ZARDARI
President ZARDARI visit neighbour country BALOCHISTAN
PAK loses Cricket series against CANADA
IMRAN khan is the leader of TALIBAN
MEERA 25th BIRTHDAY 2day
9th SEPTEMBER on death anivrsary of CHOUDHRY BROTHERS
OSAMA still WANTED
SHOAIB AKHTER hopeful 2 play in nxt MATCH
1$=420Rs
Petrol 1 ltr=1450Rs
CNG=3020Rs/kg
Gold=2000000/10g
AATA stolen frm LHR Museum
Sugar 1100/kg =P ;)
Ye Kya Kr Ha " 1 Kute Ne Dosre Se Pocha
Dosra kuta Bola Ye Tou Mai Nahe Janta Ho
Mai Ye Janta Ho k Jub Mai Is Tarah Karta Ho
Tou Mera Malik Mujhe
peit k kere Marne k Duwai Pilata Hai...... /
Shadi se pehle - Hero #1
Shadi k Baad? Qulie #1
Shadi se pehle - Mene Pyar Kia
Shadi k Baad - Ye Mene Kia Kia
Shaadi Se Pehle - Jaan Mat Jao
Shaadi K Baad - Jaan Mat Khao
Shaadi Se Pehle - Tum Bin Raha Na Jaye
Shaadi K Baad - Tum Ko Saha Na Jaye
Shaadi Se Pehle - Kuch Tou Bolo
Shaadi K Baad - Kabhi Chup Bhi Tou Ho Lo
Shaadi Se Pehle - I Love U
Shaadi K Baad - Aaj Phir Aalo
Shaadi Se Pehle - Milne Kab Aaogi
Shaadi K Baad - Maike Kab Jaogi . . . ;->
Insan ki POTI ke 4 Rang Hotay Hen
1- Peela (Yelow)
2- Hara (Green)
3- kala (ßlack)
4- kathye (ßrown)
Insani POTI Me Ye Chezein Aksar Dakhna ko Milti Hein
1. Kheery k ßeech
2. Kuti Huwi Mirch
3. Rol Huwe Timatar
4. Dhanya
kabi POTI ko Ghor Se Dakho To Images ßanti Hain
1, Cheel (Eagle)
2, Saanp (Snake)
3, ßhoot (Ghost)
4, Dinasour
etc...
Types Of POTI
1. Patla Dast
2. Sakht
3. Gaarhi
4. Sookhi
5. Jelly
6. Oily
Info Collected ßy
(Wiliam POti)
3 O''clock In The Night I Was Weeping
And You Thought That I Was Sleeping
You Saw Blood Pouring Out Of My Hand
And You Thought It Might Have Been Some Accident
You Saw Me Nearby Wherever You Went
And You Thought It Was Just Co-Incidence
Day And Night You Ruled My Imagination
And You Thought It Was Just Infatuation
Tensed And Dumb In Front Of You I Lay
And You Thought I Got Nothing To Say
When I Needed You I Cried In Pain
And You Thought I Was Lying Again
Hiding My Tears I Tried To Walk Tall
And You Thought I Didn''t Cry At All? . . . |''!''|
car driver- "mein iss inaam se apna driving license banwaunga"
pichli seat par baithi uski maa boli- "iski bat ka yakin mat karo.
ye sharab pi kr kuch b bolta hai."
uske papa bole- "muje pata tha ki chori ki car me
hm zyada dur nhi ja payenge."
Tabhi dikki se awaz ayi-
"bhai hmne border par kar lia kya ?.............. "
Insan ki POTI ke 4 Rang Hotay Hen
1- Peela (Yelow)
2- Hara (Green)
3- kala (ßlack)
4- kathye (ßrown)
Insani POTI Me Ye Chezein Aksar Dakhna ko Milti Hein
1. Kheery k ßeech
2. Kuti Huwi Mirch
3. Rol Huwe Timatar
4. Dhanya
kabi POTI ko Ghor Se Dakho To Images ßanti Hain
1, Cheel (Eagle)
2, Saanp (Snake)
3, ßhoot (Ghost)
4, Dinasour
etc...
Types Of POTI
1. Patla Dast
2. Sakht
3. Gaarhi
4. Sookhi
5. Jelly
6. Oily
Info Collected ßy
(Wiliam POti)
jahan bhi msg krunga 5-10 msg ek sath bhej dunga
"wanted"
ek baar jo mene "sms" KRNA shuru kr diya to
uske baad to mai apne "balance" ki bhi nhi sochta.. "dabbang" hum tumhare mobile me itne sms krenge ki confuse ho jaoge ki konsa padhe or konsa delete kre."ready"duniya me tumhe sab se zyada msg sirf 3 log karenge:i,me, and myself.."body guard" mujh par ek ehsaan KRNA mere msg mujhe re send mat KRNA...
Toyota pased by.
He told the driver:
Toyota, made in Japan runs very fast.
Then
Honda passed.
He again:
Honda, made in Japan runs very fast.
Then
for Prado,
He again gave same compliment.
Taxi Driver got angry.
When reached the destination,
Taxi driver:
Rs.4,000 Please.
Japnese:Wht?
So much this is.
The angry drivr replied:
Txi meter
Made in Pakistan run fast ;->
Hajjaam:
Chehry Pe Mery Zulf Ko Bikhrao Kisi Din
Doctor:
Akhir Is Dard Ki Dawa Kya Hy?
Sunyara:
Kash Main Tery Haseen Hath Ka Kangan Hota
Wakeel:
Wo Qadam Qadam Pe Jeety, Main Qadam Pe Haara
Choki Daar:
Tooti Hy Meri Nend Magar Tumko Is Sy Kya?
Maali:
Suna Hy Boly To Baton Sy Phool Jharty Hain
Police:
Main Qatal Hova Kesy Mery Yar Sy Pocho
Driver:
Barra Kathan Hy Raasta Jo Aa Sako To Sath Do :-)
The road I''m on is dark, I''m not sure if I know the way, Yet with you right beside me, I''m certain I won''t stray.
Protect me from the world, I know we''ll make it through,
Give me all the strength I need..... Let me lean on you."
1 tatti, s0u afsanay..
Tatti ki dalali mei m0u kala
0ne tatti a day, keepz d0ct0r away
tatti tatti pe likha hai khanay walay ka naam
Dh0bi ki tatti, ghar ki na ghaat ki
tatti kar darya mai dal.
Tatti in need, iz a tatti indeed..
Ghar ki tatti, g0bar barabar..
Little red tatti h0od..
Tatti na kya tOu Phir kYa jiyA..
khunchuus ke man main alag hi khayal aa rahe the "isskaa khoon kaise piyaa jaaye"
KAAN film festival ke saare guest ab aa chuke the...dharmesh darshan ke sar par ab pappu mandra raha tha....pappu, bittu, chintu, pintu....bahar
Faarikh paan, jagtaap bachpan, Alif ali paan ke haath par baithe maze se khoon pii rahe the..
tabhi diya mirza ne red carpet par entry maari......;-
Wife: ye cup kahan say mila?
Husband: mai daur may first aya hun.
Wife: doosre aur teesre number par kon aya?
Husband: doosray number par police afsar aur teesray number par cup ka maalik... =P ;->
science k teacher kehtey
Urdu k Teacher kehtey hein k dil aur dimagh mukhtalif hotey hein,dimagh kuch aur kehta hai aur dil kuch aur,
So students mein nein hal dhoond liya hai,
"Aayo apney apney dil kissi ko dey aayein phir khali dimagh k saath study karein ghey"
Q. Kya shadi Jannat ka darwaza hai?
A. Jee haan! magar bahir jany ka..!!
Q. Insan apni bewuqufi par kab khush hota hai?
A. Shadi k din..!!
Q. Kya zubani larai mein aurat say koi jeet sakta hai?
A. Jee haan! Dusri aurat..!!
Q. Talaq ki sub say bari waja kya hai?
A. Shadi... =P ;->
Thomas Edison''s Mother:
"Of course Im
Proud Tht U Inventd
Electric Bulb. Nw Turn
It Off & Get 2 Bed"
Albert Einstein''s"
"Its Ur Senior Picture,
Can''t U Do Someting
Abt Ur Hair?
Styling Gel, Mousse
Something?"
Abraham Lincoln''s:
"Agn Wid d Stovepipe Hat?
Can''t U Just Wear A Baseball
Cap Like The Othr Kids ?"
Michelangelo''s:
"Cant U Paint On Walls
Like Other Kids? Do
U''ve Any Idea How Hard
It Is 2 Get Tht Stuff
Off d Ceiling "
subajh sham dil beqrar rehta har
koi joke, koi shair, koi kahani bhejo
tum se rabta karne ko dil lagatar rehta hai
hoti hai khushi mil jaye jo msg tumhara
dair ho jaye, Ji sogawar rehta hai
teray her lafz se roshni photti hai
teray her khayal pe mujhe ikhtiar rehta hai
ab to mushkil hai is package se bachna
10 rupes loan "U" walon ka aksar udhar rehta hai . . . ;->
A lady broke a signal & was presentd in front of judge
LADY: Ur honor plz let me go
i am a school teacher I am getting
late for my class
JUDGE: Ahaa so u r a teacher,
I have waited for this moment all my life,
now write down
"I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT"
5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET U GO ;->
