Funny SMS Messages - Pakistani ki awaam

A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his

mother

in the doctors office.

He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"


She replied, "I''m having a baby."

With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"

She answered, "He sure is."

Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"

She said, "Oh, yes. It''s a real good baby."

With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked,

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"Then why did you eat him?"

Funny SMS Messages - I''m so proud of .... M Y S E L F ....

Arz Kya Hai:

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay.

Ghor Kijiye Ga.

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay

Nahi Tay.

Photo Deewar Tay Tangi Hovay. :-) saas hovay tay changi hovay

Arz Kya Hai:

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay.

Ghor Kijiye Ga.

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay

Nahi Tay.

Photo Deewar Tay Tangi Hovay. :-)

Friendship SMS Messages - A strong bonding

Tu door hai mujh sey, per paa$ bhi hai ,,

Teri kami main kahin , tera ehsaa$ bhi hai..

Tujh $ey Do$t hain laakhon, jahan main merey,

Per tu Do$t bhi hai, aur khaa$ bhi hai ..

Tuney Khu$hiyan mujhey itni di hain keh aaj,,

Tujhey khoney ka dil main ehsaa$ bhi hai ...

KHUDA ne yuun nawaza, teri Do$ti se mujhey,,

Keh mujhey khud pe gumaan hai, aur naaz bhi hai.....

Funny SMS Messages - ''Tera Hone Laga Hon Remix:

''Tera Hone Laga Hon Remix:

''Tera Hone Laga Hon Remix:

Failing in the Tests is Like a New Trend in the Coaching.

SIR feel Me. Sir Feel Me.

Thinking About the Fun We Making and the Sheet We Sharing.

SIR Heal Me. SIR Heal Me.

Ayi Jo Meri Supplee Supplee. Mera to Bura Haal Hua.


Ammi Se Pare Joote Joote.

Abbu Ka Bhi Jalal Hua,

FAAAAil. Hota Raha Hon. Jab Bhi Parha Hun. Fail He Hua Hon.

Funny SMS Messages - Jo 11 Saal Jail Me Rahe Wo

Think for a moment that someone is missing you.

Think for an hour that someone is missing you.

Think for a day and month that someone is missing you.

Think for a year and whole life that someone is missing you.

After your death really someone will be missing you.

Sad SMS Messages - Tamana

Der lagi aane mein tumko shukr hai phir bhi aaye to
Aas ne dil ka saath na chhoda waise ham ghabaraaye to

Shafaq, dhanak, mahtaab, ghataayen, taare, nagmeiN, bijali, phuul
Uss daman mein kya kya kuch hai vo daman haath mein aaye to

Chahat ke badle mein hum toh bech de apni marzi tak
koi mile toh dil ka gahak, koi hamen apnaaye to

kyn ye mihr_angez tabassum madd-e-nazar jab kuch b nhi
haaye agar koi anjaan agar iss dhoke mein aa jaaye to

suni sunaai baat nahin hai apne upar beeti hai
phool nikalte hain sholoN se chahat aag lagaaye to

jhooth hai sab tareekh hamesha apne ko dohraati hai
achchha meraa khwab-e-jawani thoda sa doharaaye to

nadaani aur majbuuri mein yaaro kuch toh farq karo
ek bebas insaan kare kya tuut ke dil aa jaaye to....

Funny SMS Messages - HIEGHT Of KANJOOSI :

6 reasons to prefer GUNS over WOMEN

1.U can trade an old 45 for a new 22

2.U can admire a friend's gun & He'll let u try it

3.Ur Gun stays with u even if u r out of munitions

4.Guns function normal everyday

5.Gun do not mind if U go 2 sleep after u use it

6.MOST IMP: U can buy a SILENCER for A GUN! =P ;) :-)

Funny SMS Messages - jab question paper ho out of contro

samachar patro ke kuch majedar add.

)==>kya aap anpadh hai?


nisulk madad ke liye likhe.

)==>auto repare-nisulk pik-up or dilivery.

ek bar hamari sewa lijiye or aap

fir kahi nahi jayenge.

)==>teacher chahiye-pre-schol ke liye teen saal ke teacher ki jarurat hai,

anubhawi ko wariyata di jayegi.

)==>second hand caar-dhokha khane ke liye kahi or kyu jate hai/hamare paas aayiye

)==>kutta bikri ke liye-sab kuch kha leta hai,

bachho ko to bahut pasand karta hai

Funny SMS Messages - Sub se slow baat

What if Acountants start making Movies....

1 - Muna Bhai C.A,,

2 - Hamara Ledger apke pas hai,,

3 - Maine overdraft kyon kia,,

4 - Journal sey Balance Sheet tak,,

5 - Kabhi Credit Kabhi Debit,,

6 - Cash Balance wale Profit Le Jayenge,,

7 - Hum Tax dE chuke Sanam,,

8 - Kyun TeLi ho gaya na?,,

9 - Mein Acounts ki Diwani hon,,

10 - Kaho na Depreciation hai...!!!

Love SMS Messages - Anjana Musafir

Rishtay jo pyar ke thay sabhi choot-tay gaye...

Bandhan bhi saaray zabt ke phir toot-tay gaye...

Khawab-o-khayal ban gayen yaaron ki mehfilen...

Ek ek kar ke yaar sabhi rooth-tay gaye...

Sab dard dil main bhar liye sukh ki talash main...

Hamdard ban ke log hamain loot-tay gaye...

Milti rahin sazayen hamain pyar ke aiwaz...

Apni hi Khawahishon ka gala ghont-tay gaye...

Funny SMS Messages - i hide my tears

Easy way to kill an ant.

Mix chili powder with sugar & give it to ant.


After having that the ant will go in search

of water somewhere near a water tank.

When the ant reaches the tank,

push it into the tank,

now the ant fully soaked in water,

it wil go to dry himself near fire.

When it reaches near fire,

put a bomb in fire,

it will be injured in the blast.

Then admit the wounded ant in ICU.

Remove oxygen mask & kill it.;-)

Funny SMS Messages - Boss-Ek Accha Mirror Leke Avao Jisme

Kisi ko Chahny ki 8 Nishaniyan
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1.Ap us k Sms baar baar parhty hen
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2.Ap us k saamny jaty huay Hich-Kichaty hen
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3Jub ap us k bary me sochty hen to ap ka DIL taiz dharakta hy
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4.Ap jub ys ki awaz sunty hen to Muskuraty hen
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6.Ap us k liye kch b kr skty hen
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7.Ye sms parhty waqt ap k dimagh me bs usi ka hi khyal hy
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8.Or ap usy sochny me itny masroof thay k ap ko pta hi nhi chala k point no.5 missing hy
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Ye hoti hy"MUHABBAT"

Naughty SMS Messages - ab ap ki bari hay

Nargis koi mamoli larki nahi


Us ne Multan se Matirc kia

karachi se F.A kia

Faisalabad se B.A kia

Islamabad se M.A kia

Fir ala taleem k liye 10 sall apni nani k pass Hira mandi rahein

Wo humhari Qom ka sirmaya hai

Us ko izat se milen or ihtram karen .

{ IDARA TAHAFZ-E-TaXi HAYAT PAKISTAN}.

Funny SMS Messages - Kaun kahta hai ki budhape mei ishq nahi hota..

NAME:

Basheeran Maasi

PASSI0N:

Jhaaro Pocha

SPECIALIST:

Gattar or Pipe line kholna

Date of Birth:

16/03/75

WEIGHT:164 Kgs

HEIGHT:3''5"

COLOR:Dark Chocolate blck

BIRTH PLACE:


BhAiNs C0L0ny

DREAM:

ShAdi kArooNgi to Sirf sMs phArnE wALE sE... =P

Oy huy..

MuskurAhAt tu dEkho MErE dosT keE... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - "BOLAY TO"

Main kitna tum py marta hun,

Aur kitni Mohabat krta hon.

Bas ik shikayt hai tum sy,

Main jab bhi perhnay lagta hon.

Tum chupky sy ajati ho,

Aur aky mujhy behkati ho.

Na jany kiya smjhati ho,

Aur apny pass bulati ho.

Yeh soch zra,


Ae mairi jaan!

Kuch kaam bhi hai is duniya ke,

Har waqt ki chahat theek nahi.

Aghosh teri to phir bhi sahi,

Lekin yeh waqt hai perhny ka.

Ja aj mujhy tu perhnay dy,

Ae NEEND..!

Mujhy kuch krny Dy.

Funny SMS Messages - Teacher: Beta Insan Ki Kitni Maa''ye Hoti Hain?

Shaadi Ke Pehle Aur Baad

Shaadi ke pehle - Agar Tum Na Hote :(


Shaadi ke baad - Agar Tum Na Hote :)

Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya :)

Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya? :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai :)

Shaadi ke baad - Kuch Nahi Hota Hai :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Dil To Pagal Hai :)

Shaadi ke baad - Dil To Pagal Tha :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye :)

Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge :)


Shaadi ke baad - Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi :)

Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Kuwara Baap :)

Shaadi ke baad - Bechara Baap :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Titanic :)

Shaadi ke baad - Mortgage :(

Funny SMS Messages - Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay.

Agr Mobile companies bijli banati to kya hota ?

Pehle 2 ghante k bad bijli free,

5 frnds n family members ko 600 unit free,

weekends pr bijli totaly free,

rat 12 bje se subah 6 bje tk bijli 5 rupe ghnta,

bijli TM HI TO HO,

unit bijli or bill pr NO SMJHOTA,

bijli the smart choice,

isse sasti srf mombti

Friendship SMS Messages - Life is like math

When a person calls u by a stupid name and never by ur own name.....

When they always get angry, whenever u tell them that u r busy and cant reply...

When they tell u everything about themselves even if its embarrassing. ..

When they come to c u, whenever they get a chance....

When u argue with each other on stupid things and then end up laughing....

Celebrate ur friends....

Funny SMS Messages - Do you want to hear a dirty joke?

A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet

Hi, how r u?

he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?

well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?

No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.

There is an idiot in other toilet who is

answering my questions.. ;->

Funny SMS Messages - ''Boy: Aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?

''Boy: Aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?

''Boy:


Aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?

Girl:

Kal rat to hadd he ho gaye, Uff 2 ghantay! meri to jaan he nikal gaye

Saaray kapray geelay ho gae

Pehlay to aik ghanta kartay thay

Magar kal to pooray 2 ghantay tak saans he nahi aaye

1 Ghanta bhe buhat tha

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ye 2 Ghantay ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai''

Funny SMS Messages - Hello JAn|x . .

The most funniest newz in todays current affairz. . . . . .

The shoe thrown at bush by muntazir Zaidi happenz

to be made of sialkot, pakistan. . .

So President Bush Security Team haz Suspected

Pakistan to be part of da event. . .

A team of Specialst will soon

Vist Sialkot for further investigationz . . . .

Funny SMS Messages - 1 Pakistani Dosray Se

A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.


He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?

sardar:3 months.

Wife: or meri shadi ko ?

Sardar: 3 months

Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?

Sardar:3 month.

Wife: total kitne hue?

Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing

Balle Balle;->

Funny SMS Messages - Apne Chehre Ka DEEDAR Na Do,

Is msg ko aagay frwrd zarur kare''n

Kya pata aap ki waja se kisi ka bhala ho jaye...

"Jin larkiyo''n ko is Eid pe date marney k liye ya apni frndz ko jalaney k liye boyfriend ki zarurat ho tou wo is # pe contact kare''n..."

0321*6307893

Number change kr k Be-gairati mat dikhaiye ga =P ;)

Funny SMS Messages - pathan ki girlfriend

adnam saami se inspire ho kar, humne bhi wajan kam karne ki thaani

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adnam saami se inspire ho kar, humne bhi wajan kam karne ki thaani

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adnam saami se inspire ho kar, humne bhi wajan kam karne ki thaani

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. after getting inspired from, i also decided to loose weight

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adnam saami se inspire ho kar, humne bhi wajan kam karne ki thaani

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roj khaaye channe aur piya thanda thanda paani...........;->

Funny SMS Messages - Hain Mulaqat K Saare Hi

After checkup, Dr. said to wife:

"Ur husband is suffering from a very severe disease. If u don''t do the following, he''ll die.

Each day, fix him healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, & in good mood. Cook tasty dinner for him. Don''t discuss ur problems with him. If u can do this for 1 year, ur husband will be OK."

On the way home, the husband asked:

"What did the Dr. say?

She said:

"Doctor ne jawab de dia hy...." =P =D

Funny SMS Messages - Tum pas aae.yon mukarae.

A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her parent''s house in Delhi .

When the man went to Ajmer, he asked his servant to send a telegram to his wife indicating about his trip to Ajmer.

He sent a telegram. When the wife received the telegram, she fainted.

It was written:

''Sethji aaj mar ! Gaye! (Sethji Ajmer gaye)

(yeh sms kaisa laga mujhe msg karke zaroor batana plz)

Funny SMS Messages - Difference B/W Cinema

Insan ki POTI ke 4 Rang Hotay Hen

1- Peela (Yelow)

2- Hara (Green)

3- kala (ßlack)

4- kathye (ßrown)

Insani POTI Me Ye Chezein Aksar Dakhna ko Milti Hein

1. Kheery k ßeech


2. Kuti Huwi Mirch

3. Rol Huwe Timatar

4. Dhanya

kabi POTI ko Ghor Se Dakho To Images ßanti Hain

1, Cheel (Eagle)

2, Saanp (Snake)

3, ßhoot (Ghost)

4, Dinasour

etc...

Types Of POTI


1. Patla Dast

2. Sakht

3. Gaarhi

4. Sookhi

5. Jelly

6. Oily

Info Collected ßy

(Wiliam POti)

Love SMS Messages - Agar kush hai woh dekh

There Are Only Four Questions Of Value In Life . . . ! ! !

1. What Is Sacred ?

2. Of What Is The Spirit Made Off ?

3. What Is Worth Living For ?

4. What Is Worth Dying For ?

The Answer To Each Is The Same . . .

Only LOVE

The Answer To Each Is The Same . . .

Only LOVE

Funny SMS Messages - What is da similarity

man:I''d like to buy som dog food

Salesman: do u''ve dog?

Man:Yes

sale:Wr?

Man:home

Sale:i''m sory cnt sel u unles i c dog.Store policy

next day

man:do u''ve cat food?

Sale:whr''s cat?

Man:home

Sales:sory can''t sel u unles I c cat

3day man walks in wid bag

Sale:Wts in bag?

Man: put ur hand in

Sale:It''s warm and moist Wat is it?

Man: p0tty!! I need toilet paper.... =P ;->

Love SMS Messages - Love Creats

A loving relationship is one
in which the loved one is free to be himself
to laugh with me, but never at me;
to cry with me, but never because of me;
to love life, to love himself, to love being loved.
Such a relationship is based upon freedom
and
can never grow in a jealous heart.

~Author Unknown

Funny SMS Messages - A sardar wanted to

A sardar wanted to

A sardar wanted to sell his old battered Maruti car which had done more than


100,000 kms. Since no body was inclined to buy it, he approached his friend to

help him dispose it off. The friend advised him to have the mileage meter

reading reduced to around 30,000 kms so that he could tell the prospective

customer that it has been used sparingly. The sardar liked the idea. A few

weeks later the same friend met him and enquired whether he was able to

dispose off his car. The sardar replied, "Are you mad? Who sells a car which

has done only 30000 kms

Funny SMS Messages - Son : Mom,

ek premi apni premika ke liye

anguthikhridne ke liye ek dukan pe gaya,

or use ek anguthi pasand aa gai to usne uska price puchha- bhai sahab kya rate hai?

dukandar-5000.00R.s

ye sunkar premi ki siti nikal gai.

tab usne dusari anguthi ki or ishara kar ke puchha or iski?

dukandar-do sitiya

Funny SMS Messages - Heigth of fashion

Shakila: Kal me bus stop par khari thi k, ek larka aaya, mera haath thaam lia, or mujhse izhar e ishq krne laga..

Jamila: Haye Allah! Tmne use daanta nhi, khamosh kerne k liye kia kaha?

Shakila: Nhi tmhe to maloom he, Ammi ne mjhe ajnabi logo se baat krne se mana kia hai..

Funny SMS Messages - friend said to me

School vs University
School=Pencil, Rubber, Sharpner, Scale,
Uni=Ek balpen wo b frnds se cheena hua,
School=Class me enter hony se phly May i come,
Uni=Bina batae he mobile kan se lga k class se bhr,
School=bag me hr sbjct ki book & copy,
Uni=Yar aik paper to phar k de de,
School=Class test me star,
Uni=Full moon hi naseeb hota hy yar
School=Dost mje wo wali class felow achi lagti hai, 2nd ok
Uni=Jigr bachi chek kr, dusra oye shram kr bhabi hai teri
Wondrful school days&LOVELY UNI LIFE.

Friendship SMS Messages - A False Friend Sends The

Meaning of F.R.I.E.N.D.S.H.I.P
Fun…………That friends share when they are together.
Reliability….A true friend is someone that you can always rely on.
Interest…….Someone who is genuinely interested in u,ur fears, joys, and life.
Energy………They pick you up when you are down, and give you the energy to go on and believe in yourself.
Nothing……..Nothing is ever too much, no matter what time it is, night or day.
Distance…….Although the miles may separate you, a true friend is never far away.
Secrets……..Your feelings and personal/private thoughts that you can only share with a friend.
Happiness……The way I feel when we are together.
Inseparable….Through good times and bad, tears and laughter. A friend will always be there for you.
Perfect……..The friendship

Funny SMS Messages - mere ghar k samne se bhagi

Nobody''s Like You, Mom

Nobody''s quite like you Mom.


You''re special in every way.

You cheer me up you fill my cup

With tenderness come what may.

Nobody loves me like you Mom.

No matter what I do Good or bad, happy or sad,

You support me You always come through.

Nobody''s equal to you, Mom.

With you in my life, I''m blessed.

I love you so, and I want you to know

I think you''re the very best!

By Joanna Fuchs

Funny SMS Messages - Ek PATHAN 500 ka naQli note le kr ek DUKAAN DAAR k pass gaya..

When a Guy does Something Wrong...

Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp !!!
Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!
Girl : I can't believe you did this.
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/

When a Girl does Something Wrong...

Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!
Boy : I can't believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making me feel Worse..!!
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/

Funny SMS Messages - The Worst Thing About Censorship Is

1 admi ki shadi hui, us ne dost se mashwra lya k wo kese apni bv ka dil jeet skta hy

Frnd: Us k pas cigerate lga kr jana or us ka dhunwa us k mu pe mar k kehna

Janu agr tm kaho to ye adat b chor skta hun.

Us ne ja kr esa hi kia....!

Bv ne sun kr jwab dia

"Agr Gold Leaf hai te ek suta menu v lawa"

Funny SMS Messages - Main Tumhari Roz Roz ki Farmaishon Se

Your b''thday is a day set aside just to celebrate you,

A day to shower you with attention and appreciate your gudness and warmth,

In my own,I celebrate you the rest of the year,too


For you are a very rare person and special friend and I thank you for being the wonderful part of my world..Happy B''thday My 4ever Friend

Funny SMS Messages - Pakistan In 2010 ...

"==LyF Ki RiNgToNe=="

Gham Ko Karo Delete

Khushi Ko Karo Save

Rishton Ko karo Recharge

Dosti Ko karo Download

Dushmani Ko Karo Erase

Sach Ka Karo Broadcast

Jhoot Ko karo Switch Off


Tention Ko Karo Not Rechargeable

Pyar Ki karo InComing On

Nafrat Ki karo OutGoing Off

Lanuage Ko Karo Control

Hansi Ka Karo Outbox Full

Aansu Ka Karo Inbox Khaali

Gusse Ko karo Hold

Muskan Karo Send

Help Ko Karo Ok

Self Ko karo Autolock


Dil Ko Karo Viberate

Phir Dekho Lyf Ki Ringtone Kitni Polyphonic Ho Jaye Gi....... :->

Funny SMS Messages - ajab prem ki ghazab kahani

Americans make a car

& 2 get some touch ups

They snd it 2 Japan


& they add a faster engine

Thn Japan sent it 2 UK

Who then added tinted windows

Who thn sent d car to China.

They added a better interior.

Thn they sent it 2 Pakistan.

Pakistani luk @ d car & see

What a good job all of them have done.

So they flip the car over

&


Put a stamp on MADE IN PAKISTAN .. ;->

Funny SMS Messages - I wish u lov,i wish u joy

I wish u lov,i wish u joy

I wish u lov,i wish u joy,May u hav a baby boy.Wen his hair begin to curl,May u hav a baby girl,Wen she begin to wear pins,May ALLAH giv u twins.Wen they reach d age of four,May u hav many more..U DONT WORK ON ANY SCHEME..May u hav a Cricket Team...AMEEN

Friendship SMS Messages - Heart has 4 chambers

??You are my true friend


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??True friends are Rare to Find

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??True friends are Always very Kind

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??True friends are Ornaments so Beautiful

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??True friends Always make us Cheerful

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??True friends are the Work of Perfection


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??True friends Give us right Direction

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??True friends Always shine like Moon

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??True friends are the Greatest Boon

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??That''s Y Ur My True Friend

??Forever ?