To uncha q na hoo taleem ka mayar college me
Agarcha dosre mashrob b mehenge nai milte
Magar chalta hai aksar sharbat''e didar college me
Wo degree k bajae ma''m lekar lot aya hai
Mila tha daakhla jisko samandar par college me
Mje shak hai hum dono samdhi na ban jaen
Teri GULNAR college me,
Mera GULZAR college me.... ;->
Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.
Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.
Johnny:
My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.
Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?
Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own Business
Choti Choti Si Uski Do Ankhen
Do Chameli Ke Phool Hon Jese
Uska Hass Kar Nazar Jhuka Lena
Sari Shartein Kabool Hon Jaise
Kitni Dilkash Hai Uski Khamoshi
Sari Batein Fezool Hon Jaise
Uski Batein To Phool Hon Jaise
Baki Batein Babool Hon Jaise.
- Frnd Walking Wid U
Holding Ur Hands
- Grabbing Frnd''s Food &
Eating
- Spending For Friends
& Spending Frnd''s Money
- Lying On Frnd''s
Shoulder While Class Is
Going On
- Hugging A Frnd In
Happiness Or In A
Difficult Situation
- Roaming, Picnic Wid
Frndz
- Tears Within Or In Our
Eyes On Seeing Tears In
Frnd''s Eye
- Fights, Arguments With
Him Ending Up In More
Understanding .. (:
1. NEWTONS METHOD :
Allow the tiger to catch u & catch the tiger . . .
2. EINSTEINS METHOD :
Chase the tiger until it becomes tired, then catch it . . .
3. PAKISTANI POLICE METHOD :
Catch a cat & beat it until it accepts its a tiger . . . . ;->
Q. Kya shadi Jannat ka darwaza hai?
A. Jee haan! magar bahir jany ka..!!
Q. Insan apni bewuqufi par kab khush hota hai?
A. Shadi k din..!!
Q. Kya zubani larai mein aurat say koi jeet sakta hai?
A. Jee haan! Dusri aurat..!!
Q. Talaq ki sub say bari waja kya hai?
A. Shadi... =P ;->
1 tatti, s0u afsanay..
Tatti ki dalali mei m0u kala
0ne tatti a day, keepz d0ct0r away
tatti tatti pe likha hai khanay walay ka naam
Dh0bi ki tatti, ghar ki na ghaat ki
tatti kar darya mai dal.
Tatti in need, iz a tatti indeed..
Ghar ki tatti, g0bar barabar..
Little red tatti h0od..
Tatti na kya tOu Phir kYa jiyA..
Police officer: Amma G ye khana kis khushi mai khilaya?
Amma: Mai manat mani si k mera ghar bn giya
tay mai 100 haramdian nu roti khwaon gi
Es lai tawanon roti khawai
Police officer hans K bola:
Amma aina takaluf Q''n kita
1 wapda wala sadd laina C.
I sit and close my eyes, imagine
your face, your touch, your kiss,
and when I open my eyes, I see sparkling
and glittering stars around me .
How lucky I am to have you, my love!
I do not need any light to see
as you are my light.
I Love You.
DIL TO AIK HAY
Your sincerity is like Telenor,
CHAHO KUCH BARH K
Your love is like Haleeb,
GARHA JO HAY
Your smile is like twist,
HILA K RAKH DAY
Your voice is like Nokia,
CONNECTING PEOPLE
Your style like ufone,
TUM HI TO HO
Your dressing like Mobilink JAZZ,
AUR SUNAO
My response like Warid,
WE CARE
Pukara Hai Jo Naam Tumhara,
Pukarne Wala Koi Gair Nahin,
Ek Pyara Sa Anjana Sa Dost Hai Tumhara
main bhool jaoon usay kaisi bat krty ho FARAZ
kabi din nay bi aaghaz kia hay soOraj kay bhghair
Hum"raat k "Sitaray"hain,
"Tanhaiyon"k maray hain,
"Tum"hum ko "Thokra"do Beshak
magar
"Hum"phir bhi "dost"tumhare hain
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1 - Science Se Gira Arts Me Atka
2 - Fail Hote Ko Practicals Ka Sahara
3 - Degree Le K Choolhey Main Daal
4 - 3rd Division Pass Ghar Ka Na Ghat Ka
5 - Dost Wo Jo Imtihan Main Chapai Karaye
6 - Qadar Kho Deta Hy Roz Ka College Aana Jana
7 - Likhna Na Jane Qalam Mera ... ;-
Free Sms''s But No Intention To Send Anyone.. =P ;->
Q.1 What is Formula of Water?
Ans: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O (H to O).
Q.2 Till When 2nd World War was Fought?
Ans: From page 115 to page 120.
Q.3 Who Was Bhagat Singh?
Ans: Ajay Davegan, Bobby Deol.
Now Tel Me Who is Wrong,
Me or Teacher?:-)
Q.1 What is Formula of Water?
Ans: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O (H to O).
Q.2 Till When 2nd World War was Fought?
Ans: From page 115 to page 120.
Q.3 Who Was Bhagat Singh?
Ans: Ajay Davegan, Bobby Deol.
Now Tel Me Who is Wrong,
Me or Teacher?:-)
PatA nAhi TuMhEiN Bhi atA hogA k nAhi..??
LEkiN Phir Bhi itNi EducAtioN Li hy t0 TuMhEiN t0 pAtA honA ChAhiyE..
MujhE bAs Us kA jAwAb dE do..
SawAL ziAdA MuShkiL nAhi hy..
LEkiN ziAdA asAn Bhi nAhi hy..
SawAL yE hy k..
.
.
JAb
MurGhi
AndA
FrEE
Me
DEti hy..??
To BAzAAr
Me
Rs.6
Ka
Q
BiktA
Hy...? =P ;->
Wassup babe..?
=
Munni,upar kya hai..?
Listen buddy,dat chick is mine..!
=
Suno dost,wo murghi meri hai..!
R u nuts..?
=
Kya aap akhrot hain..?
Rock da party..!
=
Patthar maro jashan mein..!
Lets hangout..,
=
Chalo bahar lataktey hain.....
Yesterday was my Birthday
My Wife Didnt wish me nor did my kids
I went to Work & my friends Didnt,
I went to my cabin
My Secretary said:
Happy Birthday Boss
I felt Special
Than I was invited to Her Flat
She said:
Do U mind if I go into the Bedroom for a Minute?
I said:
OK
She came out a Few minutes later with a large cake,
Followed by My Wife, Kids & All my Friends,
& I was Waiting for her
Sitting on the couch
.
.
NAKED
Ek larky ko larki se pyar hogya
Ek larky ko larki se pyar hogya
Larki ne lrky se kaha tm mre lye kya kr skty ho?
Larka bola jo tm kaho.
Larki ne kaha agr tm mjse sachi mohbt krty hoto apne BAAP ka DIL le kr aao.
Lrka DIL le aya, lrki ne us se shadi krli, larki ne wo DIL theli me dal k apne room me latka dia.
30 sal bad jb uska beta bara hoky doctor ban gya to usne us DIL ka chckup kia to wo DIL bakry ka nikla or usne andaza lgaya k
ABBA NE AMMA KO TOPI KARADI =D =P
Free Sms''s But No Intention To Send Anyone.. =P ;->
Headline News
PM BILAWAL meet Presidnt ZARDARI
President ZARDARI visit neighbour country BALOCHISTAN
PAK loses Cricket series against CANADA
IMRAN khan is the leader of TALIBAN
MEERA 25th BIRTHDAY 2day
9th SEPTEMBER on death anivrsary of CHOUDHRY BROTHERS
OSAMA still WANTED
SHOAIB AKHTER hopeful 2 play in nxt MATCH
1$=420Rs
Petrol 1 ltr=1450Rs
CNG=3020Rs/kg
Gold=2000000/10g
AATA stolen frm LHR Museum
Sugar 1100/kg =P ;)
Koi kissa wo sunaye to main so jaun ga.
Us se kehna k mujay neend ai ati.
Apni bahoon main sulaye to main so jaun ga.
Meri palkon per sajay hain kaye ratoon k diay .
Koi palkoon se bujaye to main so jaun ga .
Akhri sans mjay moka de de zara .
Bad ki Bad main daikhain gay us se kaho.
Aj ki raat aa jaye to main so jaun ga.
1st: Me 1 lrka hn
Tm kon ho?
2nd: Mjhy nai pta
1st:Acha w8 (ye kh kr wo blankt k andr gya
or thori dr bd nikla) "tm lrki ho"
2nd: Tmhy kese pta?
.
1st: Q k mere blue socks hai, or tmhare pink hai.
Moral :
Har waqt GANDI BATEN mat socha karo.. ;->
Reporter: Ap k Hath Mai Hamesha Tasbeeh Hoti Hai Ap Kia Pahrte Hain Tasbi Pe ?
Mulana : Mai Ayetul Kursi Pahrta Hon.
Reporter: Ap Itna Jaldi Jaldi Aytul Kursi Kaise Pehr Laitay Hain ?
Mulana: Mai Waqt Ki Kami Ki Wajah Se Sirf Kursi Kursi Pahrta Hon.
Zong: "Sb hamain he do"
Ufone: "Tm b tou do"
Mobilink: "Fitrany per no samjhota"
Telenor: "fitarana hai dhun sub ki"
You know yeh bechari yateem companies fitrana,balance check karny per
12 paisay ke soorat ma lay rahin hain.
So roz balance check karo aur in
yateem, maskeen companies ko fitrana do.
From... PappU ;->
What I Need Is Time With You, Show Me You Care, Let Me Care For You, Let Me Know I''m Important To you.
I''ll Be Sure You Know How Important You Are To me, All I Need Is You , You To Love me , As I Love U
MUSHARRAF''s ROZGAR SCHEME
Army Join Kijeye
"APNO SE JANG
GERON K SANG".
Salary:
10,000
Medical:
Free
Home Rent:
Free
Commision:
1 Mulla Maarne Per
500 RS.
+
MEDIL
+
USA Tour
+
Group Photo
With BUSH.
Dozakh Me.
What R U Waitin 4 ?
Go Ahead n Apply 4 It.
Opportunity Never Come Back...
Hurry UP....
Be-izzati No 1
1 Larka cycle pe ja raha tha
Cycle ka tyre bhens k gobar k beech me se guzra
Qareeb kuch larkiyan khari theen
Unhon ne taliyan bja k kaha Happy Birth Day 2 U
Larka ruka aur jwab diya khali tali bjane se kaam
Nhi chale ga aa kar Cake to khain . . . .= p ;->
Awam ko topi pehnana mera kaam hai..
Jab se aaya hon Media pe chaya hon..
Kabhi Double Sawari band kabhi Bomb ki khabar laya hon..
Sab kahania purani bhulaiye Ab ek naya jhatka khaiye..
Zardari or Sheri k khilaf SMS mat banaiye..
Warna kuch hi din Mein SMS service band paaiye..
Mere Dosto Isko Ab Hum Se Panga Chaiye..
Aaiye aaj se SMS mein Isi Ki bajaye... ;->
GOD Said: Go To The Garden & Get The Most Beautiful Flower.
Man Returned Empty Handed & Told Tht: I Found The Most Beautiful Flower But I Ket Walking In Hope Of A Better One And Then I Realised I Ignored The Best One. I Went Back But Could Not Find It There. . .
GOd Said: This Is LOVE . . .! ! !
U Don''t Value It When u Have It
But
Repent When U Lose It. . .
So Never Let Ur Love Go . . .
Toyota pased by.
He told the driver:
Toyota, made in Japan runs very fast.
Then
Honda passed.
He again:
Honda, made in Japan runs very fast.
Then
for Prado,
He again gave same compliment.
Taxi Driver got angry.
When reached the destination,
Taxi driver:
Rs.4,000 Please.
Japnese:Wht?
So much this is.
The angry drivr replied:
Txi meter
Made in Pakistan run fast ;->
Fairy Tales And Sweet Dream Nights
A Kiss To Wipe Away My Tears
Gingerbread To Ease My Fears
You Gave The Gift Of Life To me
And Then In Love You Set Me Free
I Thank You For Your Tender Care
For Deep Warm Hugs And Being There
I Hope When You Think Of Me
A Part Of You
You''ll Alwayz See
To uncha q na hoo taleem ka mayar college me
Agarcha dosre mashrob b mehenge nai milte
Magar chalta hai aksar sharbat''e didar college me
Wo degree k bajae ma''m lekar lot aya hai
Mila tha daakhla jisko samandar par college me
Mje shak hai hum dono samdhi na ban jaen
Teri GULNAR college me,
Mera GULZAR college me.... ;->
An ailing grandmother is talking to her favourite granddaughter.
"Dori,I''m old n weak,
n I know that the time for me to leave is near.
I want u to inherit my farm,
includin the barn,the villa,the tractors,the farmhouse,all the livestock."
"Wow, Thank u so much,Grandma!
I didnt know u even HAD a farm.
where is it?"
grandma replied,
"You can find it on my Facebook account.
Just click on Farmvil after login in
password: just4dori.. =P ;->
Starring:
George W Bush
Condoleezza Rize
Tony Blair
Pamela Anderson
Special guest appearance:
Bill Clinton
&
Introducing the villain - Osama Bin Laden..
Music by Gen Pervez Reshamiya..
Item number by Monica lewinsky..
Khabi Al-Qaeda Na Kehna.. :d
Be-izzati No 1
1 Larka cycle pe ja raha tha
Cycle ka tyre bhens k gobar k beech me se guzra
Qareeb kuch larkiyan khari theen
Unhon ne taliyan bja k kaha Happy Birth Day 2 U
Larka ruka aur jwab diya khali tali bjane se kaam
Nhi chale ga aa kar Cake to khain . . . .= p ;->
Awam ko topi pehnana mera kaam hai..
Jab se aaya hon Media pe chaya hon..
Kabhi Double Sawari band kabhi Bomb ki khabar laya hon..
Sab kahania purani bhulaiye Ab ek naya jhatka khaiye..
Zardari or Sheri k khilaf SMS mat banaiye..
Warna kuch hi din Mein SMS service band paaiye..
Mere Dosto Isko Ab Hum Se Panga Chaiye..
Aaiye aaj se SMS mein Isi Ki bajaye... ;->
Sim band Ho Jaye Allah Kare Teri
Duur Dunya Main Chamakne Se Ujala Ho Jaye
Jo Mujhe Sms Na Kare Us Ka Rung Kala Ho Jaye
Ho Mera Kaam In Faqeero''n Ko Sms Kerna
In Kanjuso''n Ghareebo''n Ka Inbox Bharna
Mere Allah Inhain Bhi Gairat Aa Jaye
Ye Sms Parhte Hii In Ka Bhi Sms Aa Jaye . .
''Badtameez'' Friends are always ''bdtmz''.
They receive many msgs but they send ''ikka dukka'' msgs in a week.
Actually they r spacial kind of ''bgairat''.
They become more ''Dheet'' after a lot of ''baisti''.
They are bikhari infront of frndz. but very Sakhee 4 their girlfrnds n boyfrnds.
And they never eat ''SHARAM''. :-P
1.Pyar Ek Shikva Hai,
Dosti Ek Jazba Hai.
2.Pyar Me Hr Bar Dhoka Milta Hai,
Dosti Me Bar Bar Moka Milta Hai.
3.Pyar Diwano Ka Kam Hai,
Dosti Smjdaron Ka.
4.Pyar Me Musibt Hoti Hai,
Dosti Me Nasiht.
5.Pyar Me Dil Toot Ta Hai To Koi Rusva Hota Hai,
Par Mit Jane K Bad B,Dosti Ka Ek Rutba Hota Hai.
1. PPP won the election.
2. Faraz death
3. Harbhajan slapped Srisanth.
4. Ronaldo kissed Bipasha Basu.
5. Tony Blair caught without ticket.
6. Marriot blast.
7. China launched space shuttle.
8. Mumbai blast.
9.
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Bush did not return Al-Zaidi Shoes..!!!
They gave me the tricks for a stupid activity
They gave me money when I''m empty in college cantene
They raise their hands towards me for good-bye when I''m leaving them
They love me
They care me
n
I love them too....
But still I''ve a complaint
Stil They don''t teach me 1 thing
n
You know what?
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.
They don''t teach me
.
.
.
How to live without them
Dedicated 2 my Friends ... (=
The Bus Driver Says: Thats The Ugliest Baby
That Ive Ever Seen. Ugh
The Woman Goes To The Rear Of The Bus And Sits Down,
Fuming
She Says To A Man Next To Her
The Driver Just Insulted Me!
The Man Says: You Go Right Up There And Tell Him Off
Go Ahead, Ill Hold Your Monkey For You.
MainMatric Mein
Tha Wo Matric Mein
Thi
Main Inter Mein Tha
Wo Inter Mein Thi
Main C.A Mein Aa Gya
Wo B.A Mein Thi
Main C.A Mein Tha
Wo MASTER Mein Thi
Main C.A Mein Tha
Wo PhD Mein Thi
Main C.A Mein Tha
Us Ne Doctorate Kr Lia
Aaj Us i Shaadi Hy Aur
Main C.A Mein Hi Hoon ... ;->
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I'm giving to you a bird of friendship
now its ur responsibility to care it.
1. Everything cooked in garlic & onion
2. Re-use of gift papers
3. Always arive atleast 1 hour late to a party
4. Chldren have names rhyming
5. Talk for an hour at the gate when leaving somebody''s house
6. Keep leftover food in fridge
7. You live wth your parents even when you are 40 years old
8. Don''t use measure cups when cooking
9. Bedsheets on sofas to keep them away from getting dirty
10. Cover everything with plastic even if its a remote control :D
Call kr k larkon ko karti hain ye pareshan
MISSBELL or Sms kr k kehti hain meri jaan
Teri awaz sunne ko tarastey hain mere kaan
12 boyfrnd bana kr akarti hain pehalwan
Apni frndz ko hr raaz bata kr karti hain heran
Kehti hain larkon ko ullu banana hy buhat asan,
Hosh kar ay mere yaar ankhen khol k pehchan,
Mat aa in k chakkar me ye sab hain shetan,
Ab kisi ki call aaye To usko bolna G bhabi jaan.
Koi Sun''ne Ya Na Sun''ne Hum Tou Gaaye Ge Qawali...
Zong! 1st Sep Se Balance Check Karne Per Charge Laga Riaaa Hy
Jazz! Gaon Mei Ghanta Package Per Degree Bant Riaaa Hy
Ufone! Her Hafte Naya Ad Bana Riaaa Hy
Warid Glow! Feel Free Ka Nara Laga Riaaa Hy
Telenor Djuice! Tou Din Aur Rat Ko Ek Bana Rahaaa Hy
Bankey Mian Ki Qawali Hy Sab Se Nirali
Koi Sun''ne Ya Na Sun''ne Hum Tou Gaaye Ge
Qawali... =P ;->
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what''s your phone number??
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don''t you ever want to improve??
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
Baba Chaval V Kha Lynda Ay,
Baba Ice Cream V Kha Lynda A
Baba Burger V Kha Lenda A
Baba Sendvich V Kha Lenda A
Us Admi Ne Window Se Sir Nikal Kr Kaha
Baba "Chittar" V Kha Lenda Aa?
1. Everything cooked in garlic & onion
2. Re-use of gift papers
3. Always arive atleast 1 hour late to a party
4. Chldren have names rhyming
5. Talk for an hour at the gate when leaving somebody''s house
6. Keep leftover food in fridge
7. You live wth your parents even when you are 40 years old
8. Don''t use measure cups when cooking
9. Bedsheets on sofas to keep them away from getting dirty
10. Cover everything with plastic even if its a remote control :D
1.Science say gira Arts may atka
2.Fail hotay ko Practicals ka sahara
3.Degree lanay bahir bhaag
4.3rd division pas ghar ka na ghat ka
5.Dost wo jo Imtehan may kaam ayay
6.Jati supply phir hath nahi ati
7.Qadar kho deta hY roz college ana jana
8.Likhna na jany Qalam mera
*If u cannot change ur mind,r u sure u hav one
;)
*If u cant convince them,confuse them
:)
*I couldnt repair ur brakes,so i made ur horn louder
;)
*The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it
:)
*In a country ov free speech,why r there phone bills?
:)
*Smile,it makes people wonder what u r thinkin
;)
*The light at the end ov the tunnel may be an incomin train
:)
Mana K Ye Ghum Hay Koi $ougaat Nahe
Tum Hamain Apna Kaho Ai$ay Bhe Halaat Nahe
Ager Bhool Gaye ho , To Koi Baat Nahe
Zakhm To Pehlay Bhe I$ Dil Pey Laga Kertey They
Main Wohe Hoon,Ji$ay Tum Piyaar Kia Kertey They
Jee Main Aata hay K Aaaj Tumhain Terpa doun
Dard Jo Tumnay Diye Wo $ub Tum Ko Louta Doun
Ager Bhool Gaye Ho To Ye Batla Doun
Tum Mujhay Ha$il-E- Armaan kaha Kertey They
Main Wohe Hoon ... Ji$ay Tum Piyaar Kia Kertey They.....
DR ! Dresing Karte Huay Pochta Hai,
Ap Ko Kis Cheez Ne Kata Hai?
Na To Ye Kutte K Kate Ka Nishan Hai Or Na Hi Kisi Dosre Janwar Ka,
Aurat !
Ye Aurat K Katey Ka Nishan Hai
Jis Ne Mujhe Apne
Shuhar K Sath Dekh Lia Tha.1
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adnam saami se inspire ho kar, humne bhi wajan kam karne ki thaani
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. after getting inspired from, i also decided to loose weight
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adnam saami se inspire ho kar, humne bhi wajan kam karne ki thaani
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roj khaaye channe aur piya thanda thanda paani...........;->
Agar Samajh Aa Jaye Tou Mjhe Bhi Bata Dena . . . ;->
Zong: "Sb hamain he do"
Ufone: "Tm b tou do"
Mobilink: "Fitrany per no samjhota"
Telenor: "fitarana hai dhun sub ki"
You know yeh bechari yateem companies fitrana,balance check karny per
12 paisay ke soorat ma lay rahin hain.
So roz balance check karo aur in
yateem, maskeen companies ko fitrana do.
From... PappU ;->
You may be treated like the maid,
you may be treated like the gardner,
you may be treated like the daycare,
you may be treated like the chauffer,
you may be treated like many things.
But one thing is for sure,
You will always be loved.
For a fathers work may be from sun up till sundown,
but a mothers work is never down.
And all that I have, am, and hope to be, I owe to you,
So this is for all the times I forgot to say THANK YOU!!
The wife decided to make a wish too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled,
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"It really works!"
DARD NAK KAHANI.
aik larka tha, wo aik larki ko chahta tha. magr wo lrki nhi janti thi.
Aik din larke ny himat ki aur usy kaha k tm mujhe achi lagti ho.
Lrki ko shadid ghusa aya aur us ny...
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Lrke ki nak pe muka mar dia.
Lrke ki nak ma shadid dard hoa
aur
Is tara bni ya
''DARD'' ''NAK'' kahani ;->
Woh laut kar na aaya magar intezaar tha
Jo humsafar tha chorr gaya raah main mujhe
Main phans gayi bhanwar main woh darya ke paar tha
Manzil qareeb aayi to tum door hogaye
Itna to tum batao ke yeh kaisa Pyaar tha
Chilman giradi yeh kis ne dono ke darmiyan
Na woh sakoon se betha na mujh ko qaraar tha
Yeh mukhtasar sa haal hai rukhsat ke waqt ka
Ankhon main aansu aur Dil beqaraar tha
Yeh baat umer bhar samjh na paayi main
Kyun Dil mera us ka talabgaar tha
ab khunchuus ko bahut sharam aayi aur lajja ke maare dispensary se bahar bhag gaya...chaman bhi uske peeche peeche bhaaga...
lekin ab machchar ro rahe the kyu ki unke kaan ab tak saaf nahi hue...
udhar KAAN film festival bhi deri se shuru hui.......-;>
Agar Wo Anda Boil Ker Dati Tu Kehta K Fry Kerna Tha
Agar Fry Krti To Kehta K Boil
Kerna Tha
Aik Din Biwi Ne Dono Bana Liye
Pehle Tu Wo Dono Andoon Ko Ghour Say Dekhta Raha
Phir Kehnay Laga ..
"Tumhay Akal Kaab Aiy Gee .. Jis Anday Ko Fry Kerna Tha Us Ko Boil Ker Dia Aur Jis Ko
Boil Kerna Tha Us Ko Fry.. " . . . . . . . ["!"]
Ladka bola :
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.
Thomas Edison''s Mother:
"Of course Im
Proud Tht U Inventd
Electric Bulb. Nw Turn
It Off & Get 2 Bed"
Albert Einstein''s"
"Its Ur Senior Picture,
Can''t U Do Someting
Abt Ur Hair?
Styling Gel, Mousse
Something?"
Abraham Lincoln''s:
"Agn Wid d Stovepipe Hat?
Can''t U Just Wear A Baseball
Cap Like The Othr Kids ?"
Michelangelo''s:
"Cant U Paint On Walls
Like Other Kids? Do
U''ve Any Idea How Hard
It Is 2 Get Tht Stuff
Off d Ceiling "
1st dost:mra dil krta he k men bht ziada mehnt kr k ek kamyab insan banon.
2nd dost: mn chahta hun k social workr bn k logon ki bhlai k kam krn.
3rd dost:yar meri ek hi khwahsh he k uni mn hungama ho or 10 din bycott hon or phr har papr mai 8,8 din ka gap ho.
2nu doston ny usy thappr mar k kaha
"wah! prhna oxford ma aur khwab KARACHI UNIVERSITY k" =P ;->
"doctor saab, bibi ke liye jukam ka, bete ke liye khansi ka, beti ke liye bookhar ka, mammi ke liye peeth dard ka, papa ke liye ghutno ka dard ka dawai likh dijiye"
doctor saab ne sab ka dawai likh kar phir woh admi se pusha, " baki sab log ghar mein thik thak hai na??
FRIEND$HIP MEAN BEAUTY OF A HUMAN
FRIEND$HIP MEAN LIKE GOLD$
FRIEND$HIP MEAN FRE$H FLOWER
FRIEND$HIP MEAN FEELING
FRIEND$HIP MEAN HAPPINE$$
FRIEND$HIP MEAN PLEA$ED
FRIEND$HIP MEAN $HARING
FRIEND$HIP MEAN THINKING
FRIEND$HIP MEAN $UGGE$TION
FRIEND$HIP MEAN CONNECTION
FRIEND$HIP MEAN WA$TING TIME
FRIEND$HIP MEAN KILLER OF LIFE
FRIEND$HIP MEAN TEA$ING
FRIEND$HIP MEAN JOKING
FRIEND$HIP MEAN GOOD RELATION$HIP
FRIEND$HIP MEAN GOOD PARTNER
FRIEND$HIP MEAN CALLING IN A $AVIOR CONDITION
FRIEND$HIP MEAN LEAVING IN A $AVIOR CONDITION
FRIEND$HIP MEAN LIVING IN A GOOD CONDITION
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?
Classz hun mgr teacher na aye,
Van mai bethain mgr school na aye,
Picnic pr jaen mgr wo khtam na hone paye,
Gaarri chalaen mgr wo petrol na khaey,
Kabi kabi parhain mgr position pahli aaye,
Haftay me 4 din hon takay Sunday jaldi jaldi aye,
Sub dost treat datay rhein or hamari bari kabi na aaey.
Aur
Light ay magar wapas na jaey.
Kash k sb aisey hi ho jaey.
Ge0 pakistani students . .
Ladka bola :
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.
The Bus Driver Says :
Dats Ugliest Baby I Have Ever Seen
The Woman Goes To The Rear Of
The Bus & Sits Down ,
She Says To A Man Next To Her:
The Driver Just Insulted Me !
The Man Says :
You Go Right Up There And Tell Him Off
Go Ahead I''ll Hold Your Monkey For You ...
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I'm giving to you a bird of friendship
now its ur responsibility to care it.
Do U Know?
How A Normal Person Becomes Abnormal?
How A Person Bears His Insult With Smiling Face?
How A Person Laughs And Weeps With No Reason?
How A Person Is Blackmailed To Study?
How A Person Becomes Old In The Teen Age?
Join...
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"PAKISTAN"
"NAVY" =P ;->
Salesman: do u''ve dog?
Man:Yes
sale:Wr?
Man:home
Sale:i''m sory cnt sel u unles i c dog.Store policy
next day
man:do u''ve cat food?
Sale:whr''s cat?
Man:home
Sales:sory can''t sel u unles I c cat
3day man walks in wid bag
Sale:Wts in bag?
Man: put ur hand in
Sale:It''s warm and moist Wat is it?
Man: p0tty!! I need toilet paper.... =P ;->
Ans: Princess Diana''s Death-
Shocked .....
Why
Lemme Explain.....!!!
"A ENGLISH princess, with an EGYPTIAN boyfriend, crashes in a FRENCH tunnel, driving a GERMAN car, with a DUTCH engine, driven by a BELGIAN driver, who was drunk on SCOTTISH whisky, followed by ITALIAN papparazi, on JAPANESE motocycles, treated by an AMERICAN doctor, using BRAZILIAN medicine......." ;->
KArAchi RoCk3rS
ALLAH K Naam Par De Beta
Bachi
Main Beta Nahi Beti Hun
Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Beti
Bachi
Mera Naam Nusrat Hai
Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat
Bachi
Mera Pora Naam: Nusrat Parveen Hai
Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat Parveen
Bachi: Ye Hui Na Baat
Ab Maaf Karo Baba
compnies bijli banati to kya hota ?
Agr Mobile companies bijli banati to kya hota ?
Pehle 2 ghante k bad bijli free,
5 frnds n family members ko 600 unit free,
weekends pr bijli totaly free,
rat 12 bje se subah 6 bje tk bijli 5 rupe ghnta,
bijli TM HI TO HO,
unit bijli or bill pr NO SMJHOTA,
bijli the smart choice,
isse sasti srf mombti
Aap k pas dimag hy
Chlta nhi wø älag baat hy
Aap smart hyn
Køi mänta nhi alag bat hy
Aap ameer hyn
Kanjus hyn wo alag bat hy
Aap sharif hyn
Lgty nhi wø älag bat hy
Aap k pas cell fone hy
Call nhi krty alag bat hy
kafi izat hy aap ki
Koi krta nhi ye alag baät hy.
Generator,UPS & Candle Walo Ko Rozgar Ki Farahmi
Bijli Ka Bill Kam Aiga
Mobile Charge Na Hone Se Balance & Time Saving
TV Na Dakhnay Say Gunaho Ma Kami
Sabr Karney Ki Waja Se Jannat Mein Jaaney K Ziyada Imkanat
(A Public Service Msg By K.E.S.C)
ghoomy new cycle pe Dost mera
muje baly hi purani si mercedes car day day,,
bookha na rakhna mery dost ko khany ko tazi daal day day
mujhe baly hi kal ka cake+custers+biryani aur cokr ki botal 4 day day,,
phir na kehna kay DOST dua nhi kerty....''
*If u cannot change ur mind,r u sure u hav one
;)
*If u cant convince them,confuse them
:)
*I couldnt repair ur brakes,so i made ur horn louder
;)
*The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it
:)
*In a country ov free speech,why r there phone bills?
:)
*Smile,it makes people wonder what u r thinkin
;)
*The light at the end ov the tunnel may be an incomin train
:)
Main ghr gya to lga tha taala.
"Jalnay waley ka moun kaala"
Band kro ye star plus k show
"Haaran do rastaa lo"
Wo waj gya ik car sy
"daikh mgr pyaar say"
Mahngaie na pora pakistan halaia
"Jiny maa noo sataia unee riksha he chalaia
Classz hun mgr teacher na aye,
Van mai bethain mgr school na aye,
Picnic pr jaen mgr wo khtam na hone paye,
Gaarri chalaen mgr wo petrol na khaey,
Kabi kabi parhain mgr position pahli aaye,
Haftay me 4 din hon takay Sunday jaldi jaldi aye,
Sub dost treat datay rhein or hamari bari kabi na aaey.
Aur
Light ay magar wapas na jaey.
Kash k sb aisey hi ho jaey.
Ge0 pakistani students . .
Teacher:IF EUROPE IS
AFRICA 2WARDS RIGHT SIDE. . .
AND ASIA IN FRNT . . .
DAN WAT WIL B AT UR BACK SIDE?
studnt:SIR . . . . .
MENE ami SE PEHLE HE KAHA THA K SIR MERE phati pent DEKH LE GEY . . . . . . . . . ;->
Tera zikar Hamesha Teri Baat Musalsal,
Ek Muddat Hoi Tere Baam O dar se Nikle,
Rehti Hai phir B Tujh se Mulaqat Musalsal,
DiL Lagi, DiL ki Lagi Ban jati Hai,
jab Tasawwur Main Guzarti Hai Raat Musalsal,
jab saY dekha zulf e preshan ka Aalam,
UljhaY Howe Rehte Hain Mere Din Raat Musalsal,
Main Muhabbat Main Us Mqaam pe pohncha Hon jahan,
Meri zaat Main Rehti Hai teri zaat Musalsal...
Q: write an essay on "MY FATHER"in just 30-45 words .
So billooo was utterly confused & nervous... what to do !!!
Tillooo gave an idea . . . . just write the essay My best friend & just keep on replacing the word friend with the father.....
So this was how billooo & tillooo wrote the essay "MY FATHER"......
Fathers & fathers are everywhere , but good fathers are very rare . I have so many fathers , but my best father is pyarelal. He is my neighbour. He often comes to my home & my mother likes him very much....
Santa: “Yaar Mujhe 3000 Rs De De, Main Tujhe 2 Mahine Ke Baad Lota Dunga.”
Banta Ne Paisi De Diye, Mahine Bad Jab Santa Se Paisi Mange To Santa Use Ek Lota Dete Hue Bola.
Santa: “Ye Le Apna Wada Pura Kar Raha Hun, Pakad Ye Lota.“
DOSTI..
“JANUARY” ki dhoop ho,
“FEBRUARY” ki barish ho,
“MARCH” ki shaam ho,
“APRIL” ki hawa ho,
“MAY” ki subah ho,
“JUNE” ki chawo’on ho,
“JULY” ki khushboo ho,
“AUGUST” ki taaron bhri raat ho,
“SEPTEMBER” ki chandni ho,
“OCTOBER” ki rim-jhim ho,
“NOVEMBER” ki bahaar ho,
“DECEMBER” ki sard raat ho,
Us sardi mai mery sard Hath hon or aap ky leay Dua ek khass ho k,
” SADA
KHUSH
RAHO “ameen”
Bumper Prizes
1st Prize: Cancer
2nd Prize: Kidney Diease
3rd Prize: Lungs Disease
Iske Elawa Bee-Shumar Qeemti Beemariyan!!!
Yeh Scheme Mehdood Muddat Ke Liye Hai... Jaldi Kijiye!!! Kahin Govt. Band Na Laga Dey..
Jaldi Kijiye!!! Kahin Zindagi Lambi Na Hojai...
Har Gutke Ki Pudiya Par Mamooli Beemariyan Muft Haasil Karain
Kam Az Kam 2 Pudiyan Roozana Khane Wale Iss Scheme Main Shaamil Ho Sakte Hain...
Scheme Main Shaamil Hone Ke Liye... Aj Hi Qareebi Pan Ya Parchoon Ki Dukan Par Rabta Karain
Inaam Milne Ki Jaga: Qabristan
Mehman-e-Khusoosi: Malak-ul-Maut
Ans: Princess Diana''s Death-
Shocked .....
Why
Lemme Explain.....!!!
"A ENGLISH princess, with an EGYPTIAN boyfriend, crashes in a FRENCH tunnel, driving a GERMAN car, with a DUTCH engine, driven by a BELGIAN driver, who was drunk on SCOTTISH whisky, followed by ITALIAN papparazi, on JAPANESE motocycles, treated by an AMERICAN doctor, using BRAZILIAN medicine......." ;->
KArAchi RoCk3rS
Judge:Is Baat Ka Kya Saboot Hai?
K Tum Sach Kah Rahay Ho?
Man:Janab Is Se Barh Kr Or
Kya Proof Ho Ga K Us Waqt
Main Apni B.V Ko Lenay Susral Ja Raha Tha,
I wish I could see through your eyes
so I would know what you like to see.
I wish I knew your wishes,
so I could give you everything you want.
I wish I dreamed the same dreams you do,
and together we could make them come true.
I wish I knew what makes you happy,
so I could make you the happiest person in the whole world.
And lastly, I wish I were a cell in your blood,
so I would be sure I was somewhere in your heart
Tarjumaa/Translation
If God Doesnt Grant Him Wisdom, Man Cannot Succeed (In Love)
Falling In Love Is Commonplace, To Recognize Love Requires Divine Grace .
Tijori Par Likha Tha..
" TIJORI KO TORNE KI ZARURAT NAHI,
452 No. LAGAO AUR SAMNE WALA LAAL BUTTON DABAO,
TIJORI KHUL JAYEGI "
Jaise he button dabaya alarm baja aur police aagyi.
Jate waqt chor malik se bola..
"AAJ MERA INSANIYAT SE VISHWAS UTH GAYA" . . . ;->
I wish I could see through your eyes
so I would know what you like to see.
I wish I knew your wishes,
so I could give you everything you want.
I wish I dreamed the same dreams you do,
and together we could make them come true.
I wish I knew what makes you happy,
so I could make you the happiest person in the whole world.
And lastly, I wish I were a cell in your blood,
so I would be sure I was somewhere in your heart
Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain,
Pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain,
Milne ki to bahut chahat hai,
Par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain
Yaad toh har koi karega jaane ke baad
Sache pyar ka pata chal jaayega waqat aane ke baad
Kaun kitni mohabbat karta hai
Nazar aajayega mar jaane ke baad
Shikari dost say:Agr tu meri jgha hota to kya krtay?
Dost:Meri to dar k maaray potti hee nikal jati!
Shikari: Hanstay huay,to SHER itni dair say phisal ks pay rha tha... =P ;->
Na tmhen h0sh rahy na m0je h0sh rahy,
Is qadar to0t k chao m0je pagl ker do,
Tm hatyli ko mere pyar ki mehndi se rang do,
Apni ankho main mere nam ka kaj0l kr do,
Dho0p he dho0p ho0n main to0t k barso m0je per,
Is qadar to0t k barso meri ro0h ko jal thal ker do,
Is k say main mere khwab mehak 0then gy,
Apne chary pe umeedo bhara anchal ker do,
Apne h0nto se k0i m0har lagao m0je per,
Ek naraz pyar se dkho m0je ghyal ker do
For in times of confusion,
Ill be there to listen you.
In the time of sadness,
Ill be there to console you.
In the times of anger,
Ill be there to talk with you.
Even when you are confused,sad or anything.
Search your heart and I will be there.
I am and always be your friend.
"Main to is mei PAAN thook rahi thi" =P ;->
Sms dosto ko itne kiye
k jeet gay SMS k race
Mobile bhi unka pareshn
hoke kehne lga,
NO SPACE
NO SPACE
NO SPACE.........;->
Sms dosto ko itne kiye
k jeet gay SMS k race
Mobile bhi unka pareshn
hoke kehne lga,
NO SPACE
NO SPACE
NO SPACE.........;->
They stopped that stuff after I started doing the same thing to them at
funerals..... :d
Dhoom Dhoom Song
dhoom dhoom mene murghi paali
dhoom dhoom aray anday wali
dhoom dhoom bhaag gai saali
dhoom dhoom meray bday ai
dhoom dhoom mene sab ko bulaya
dhoom dhoom per koi na aya
dhoom dhoom mujhe gussa aya
dhoom dhoom mene tv chalaya
dhoom dhoom ye gana ayaaa
dhoom machalay! dhoom machalay! dhoom!!
Ye PAKISTAN nhi
CHAAND ka tukra hy
Aur Chaand pr na Light hoti hy,
na Paani, na Gas,
na Aata, na Cheeni,
So plz no tension,
Enjoy your life on Moon ... ;->
In 1980, IDBI bank rejected loan for Mukesh Ambani(world''s richest man)
In 2008, Mukesh Ambani decided to buy IDBI bank
This shows that nothing is impossible
Now in 2009, Citi bank rejected loan for me
But in 2020, I''m planning to...
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.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Apply 4 loan again. :-)
man:I''d like to buy som dog food
Salesman: do u''ve dog?
Man:Yes
sale:Wr?
Man:home
Sale:i''m sory cnt sel u unles i c dog.Store policy
next day
man:do u''ve cat food?
Sale:whr''s cat?
Man:home
Sales:sory can''t sel u unles I c cat
3day man walks in wid bag
Sale:Wts in bag?
Man: put ur hand in
Sale:It''s warm and moist Wat is it?
Man: p0tty!! I need toilet paper.... =P ;->
1 tatti, s0u afsanay..
Tatti ki dalali mei m0u kala
0ne tatti a day, keepz d0ct0r away
tatti tatti pe likha hai khanay walay ka naam
Dh0bi ki tatti, ghar ki na ghaat ki
tatti kar darya mai dal.
Tatti in need, iz a tatti indeed..
Ghar ki tatti, g0bar barabar..
Little red tatti h0od..
Tatti na kya tOu Phir kYa jiyA..
1 Admi Ne Dekha Tu Bola: Jo Log Ziada Metha Khate Hen Un Ka Jaldi Intiqal Ho Jata He
Bacha: Mere Dada Ki Umr 106 Sal Thi.
Admi: Acha! Wo Metha Kam Khate Hon ge? Hai na.
Bacha: Nhi Wo Apne Kam Se Kam Rakhte The
Pukara Hai Jo Naam Tumhara,
Pukarne Wala Koi Gair Nahin,
Ek Pyara Sa Anjana Sa Dost Hai Tumhara
main bhool jaoon usay kaisi bat krty ho FARAZ
kabi din nay bi aaghaz kia hay soOraj kay bhghair
Hum"raat k "Sitaray"hain,
"Tanhaiyon"k maray hain,
"Tum"hum ko "Thokra"do Beshak
magar
"Hum"phir bhi "dost"tumhare hain
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Thori der bad mutthi kholi hatheli
pe pasina dekh kr memon bola
Na ro mere rupay me
tujhe hergiz kharch nhi kroga.. ;->
D Feelngs Of D 1 Who Is Vry Close
2 Our Heart,
Coz D Book Wen Held Vry Close
2 Our Eyes Is Very Difficult 2 Read
K Har Kisi k Hath Me Mobile Aa gaya,
JisNe Kabhi Larki Na PataYi Ho''''BABU'''',
Wo Gandu b Date Maar k Aa gaya,
Bari Aag Lagti Hay Us Waqt dimagh Me,
Koi Kahe k Teri Bachi Ka Number Mere Pas Aa gaya,
Ye Ajab zaleel panay Ka Part Hy''''BABU'''',
Pehle 100 Ka Card Aata Tha Ab EasyLoad b Aa gaya,
Ab Poori Raat Sirf Ek Rupay Me Baat,
Saare TharkiYo Ko Ye Package Pasand Agaya;-
Free Sms''s But No Intention To Send Anyone.. =P ;->
Koi Sun''ne Ya Na Sun''ne Hum Tou Gaaye Ge Qawali...
Zong! 1st Sep Se Balance Check Karne Per Charge Laga Riaaa Hy
Jazz! Gaon Mei Ghanta Package Per Degree Bant Riaaa Hy
Ufone! Her Hafte Naya Ad Bana Riaaa Hy
Warid Glow! Feel Free Ka Nara Laga Riaaa Hy
Telenor Djuice! Tou Din Aur Rat Ko Ek Bana Rahaaa Hy
Bankey Mian Ki Qawali Hy Sab Se Nirali
Koi Sun''ne Ya Na Sun''ne Hum Tou Gaaye Ge
Qawali... =P ;->
Warna Hm Qeemti Pathron ko bhi uthaya nahi karte
Ye mana K Tum Haseen Ho magar ye Bhi sun lo
Hm Haseen logon se Dil laGya nahi karte
Jis se karte hain Pyar bus ek hi baar karte hain
Baar baar Hum bhi kisi ko sataya nahi karte
Tum tu Apne ho Tum se kya parda
Warna Hum Raaz-e-Dil kisi ko bataya nahi karte
Tum keh do tu Tumhare liye jaan bhi hazir
Warna Hum Zindagi dao per lagaya nahi kartey...!
Jazz B/F:Hello Darling
Lrki:Or Sunao
U.Föne B/F:Kia Tmhre Dil Me,Me Hun
Lrki:Tum Hi To Ho
Zong B/F:Tmhe Chand Kahun Phul Kahun
Lrki:Sub Keh Do
Tlnr B/F:Kya Hr Lrki Bewfa Hy
Lrki:Yhi Hy Dhun Sb Ki
Warid B/F Tmne Acha Nhi Kra.
Lrki:Dekha Kya Hota Hy When U Zem It.
Apni Nazuk Si Kalayi Mein Chadhati Mujh Ko
Aur Bay Taabi Say Furqat K Khizan Lamho Mein
Tu Kisi Soch Mei Doobi Jo Ghumaati Mujh Ko
Mein Tere Hath Ki Khushboo Say Mehak Jata
Jab Kabhi Mood Mein Aa Kar Mujhay Chooma Karti
Tere Honton Ki Hidat Say Dahak Sa Jaata
Raat Ko Jab Bhi Tu Neendon Kay Safar Pay Jaati
Mar Mareein Haath Ka Takiya Banaya Karti
Mein Tere Kaan Say Lag Kar Kayi Baatein Karta
Teri Zulfon Tere Gaal Ko Chooma Karta
Mujh Ko Bay Taab Sa Rakhta Teri Chahat Ka Nasha
Mein Teri Rooh K Gulshan Mein Mehak Ta Rehta
Mein Tere Jism K Aangan Mein Khanakta Rehta
Kuch Nahi To Ye Bay Naam Sa Bandhan Hota
Kaash Mein Tere Haseen Haath Ka Kangan Hota
Gharaylo Totky
1-agr apko kutta kat ly to ap usy kat len.Hisab brabr
2-Dudh phut jay to sfaed dhage sy c len,Ksi ko pta nhe chlega
3-Agr apka qad chota hy tu 3,4 bar phansi lga lain agr bach gy tu bht faida hoga
4-Agr ap k bal girty hn tu tind krwa lain phr nhi girain gy.
THE story behind the fact......
Two birds went to the theatre.
One bird got C row and the other bird did not get a seat,
So they had to give it a spare row.
Hence the bird in C row was called crow and the other sparrow.
Pass this to all your friends and let them develop their general knowledge.... ;->
“HIMMAT FAN"
Aaj Hi Ghar Laeiyn Or Garmi Se Nijaat Payein.
Sasta, Mazboot or Paeydaar.
Na lodshideng ka khtra na bejli k bil ka kharcha
Asal Khajoor K Patton Se Bana..
Haath Ka Pankha
“HIMMAT FAN”
Jitni Himmat Utni Hawa…
“HIMMAT FAN"
Wife ne jawab dia
"Aap ki salary k badle 100 kiss milay, hissab bhej ri hin:
1.Doodh wala 2 kiss ma maaan gaya,
2.Teacher ko 7 kiss deni pari,
3.Sabziwala 7 kiss ma nai mana is lie 9 deni pari
4.Makaan malik to roz 6-7 kiss lay jata hai
Aap fiqar nai karna, mere paas abhi lag bhag 30-40 kiss aur hain.
Mahina aaram se kat jayega."
