Funny SMS Messages - CHICKEN ROLL

Pakistani And American
A Paksitani Boy Got Admission In An American School.
Teacher : Whats Your Name ?
Boy : Ahmad
Teacher : No, Now You R In America Your Name Is Johny From Today.
Boy Went Home. Mom Asked:
How Was The Day Ahmad.
Boy : Im An American Now Call Me Johnny.
Mom & Dad Both Got Offended And Beat Him Up.
Next Day He Was Back To School, All Bruised.
Teacher :What Happend Johnny?
Boy : Maam, Just 4 Hours After I Became American, I Was Attacked By Two Pakistanis!

Funny SMS Messages - Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha:

Congratulations to you, my old friend,

Birthday wishes to you, I do send.


You look good for your age, I could say,

But you look good to me any day.

When I look in the mirror, I sigh,

''Cause I know the mirror doesn''t lie.

You''re aging like me, so you surely can see

That you''re getting to be an old guy.

Funny SMS Messages - Jani Plz Snd 10 Rupes.Jaldi

''Voh Sadak Ke Us Paar Thi Hum Sadak Ke Is Paar The

Kuch Hum Aage Badhe, Kuch Voh Aage Badhi


Hum Kuch Aur Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Kuch Aur Aage Badhi

Hum Aur Bhi Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Aur Aage Badhi

Ab Hum Sadak Ke Us Paar Hein, Aur Voh Sadak Ke Is Paar Hein.''

Funny SMS Messages - Ham pani kyun peety hain? .

Ek Fauji Ki Mehbooba Nurse Ban Gayi

Tou Fauji Ne Us Ko Khat Likha


''''Darling Mujhe Ye Jaan Kr Bohat Khusi Hui K Tum Nurse Ban Gayi Ho. . . Me Khda Se Dua Krta Hoon K Kisi Haadse Me Zakhmi Ho Ker Tumhare Hospital Pohanch Jaon''''

Kuch Din Baad Mehbooba Ka Khat Aaya

''''Haadsa Tou Nahi Ko Mau''jza Hii Tumhain Mere Paas La Sakta Hai Kyun K Meri Duty METERNITY HOSPITAL Me Hai'''' ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - best frndz

True friends are rare to find

True friends are always very kind.

True friends are ornaments so beautiful

True friends always make us cheerful.

True friends are the work of perfection

True friends give us right direction

True friends always shine like moon

True friends are the greatest boon

Friendship SMS Messages - Apki berukhi ko v rutba diyahmne

When a Girl Accepts Your Friend

Request


it means she accepted Your

"Friendship" Not Your "Proposal"..

When a Girl sends you a Friend


Request it means She wants to be your Friend

not Your Girlfriend.

When She Tag you

it means she wants to share her

Thoughts with You

'n not that She's Lost in Your Thoughts..


When she comments on Your status

it means She's just being Social 'n not

Flirting..

When She Like Your comment


it means She like Your Comment not You. !

Funny SMS Messages - A NEPALI

Newspaper Men Advertisement Aayi Hamare Pas Aisi Product Hai,

Jisko Pehan Kar Aap Pori Dunya Ko Dekh Sakte Hain,

Magar Aapko Koi Nahi Dekh Sakta.

Price 10,000 + Free Home Delivery

1 Shakhs Ne Ads Parhte Hi 10,000 Rs. Bheje.

Kuch Dino Bad TCS Wala 1 Packet Le Kar Aaya.

Us Shaks Ne Jaldi Jaldi Parsel Khola To Andar Se Ek

"BURQA" Nikla. :-)

Funny SMS Messages - Aey AllAh hum

Aik sahab hamptay kamptay ghar may dakhil huay,


unho nay haath may gold ka aik cup pakra hua tha,

Wife: ye cup kahan say mila?

Husband: mai daur may first aya hun.

Wife: doosre aur teesre number par kon aya?

Husband: doosray number par police afsar aur teesray number par cup ka maalik... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Afridi Ne Ball Ka Thread

IT''S A GIRLS WORLD...!!!

If Girl laughs loudly she''s Cheerful

If Boy laughs loudly he''s Mannerless

If Girl talks sweetly she''s Charming

If Boy talks sweetly he''s a Flirt

If Girl is shoping she''s Trendy

If Boy is shoping he''s Wasting Money

If Girl is silent she''s Feeling Sad

If Boy is silent he''s Being Rude

If Girls walk in group it''s a Group

If Boy walks in a group it''s a Gang

If Girl can''t come for a date she''s Busy

If Boy can''t he''s Lying.;-)

Funny SMS Messages - Baniye ki biwi beemar thi:

I Got Zero Marks in Exam.

So Check the Paper and Tell me I am right Na!

Q.1 What is Formula of Water?

Ans: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O (H to O).

Q.2 Till When 2nd World War was Fought?

Ans: From page 115 to page 120.

Q.3 Who Was Bhagat Singh?

Ans: Ajay Davegan, Bobby Deol.

Now Tel Me Who is Wrong,

Me or Teacher?:-)

Funny SMS Messages - PEENI HAI CIGRATE TO GOLD FLAKE KI PIO,

''Boy:

Aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?

Girl:

Kal rat to hadd he ho gaye, Uff 2 ghantay! meri to jaan he nikal gaye

Saaray kapray geelay ho gae

Pehlay to aik ghanta kartay thay

Magar kal to pooray 2 ghantay tak saans he nahi aaye

1 Ghanta bhe buhat tha

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ye 2 Ghantay ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai''

Love SMS Messages - Love is falling asleep

Teri Ibtada koi or hai.....
Tari inteha koi or hai.....
Teri bath hum sey hoi to kia......
Tara mudda'a Koi or hai....
Humein Shoq tha bari dair se k teray Sharik-e-safer banein....
Teray sath chal k khabar hoi tera rasta koi or hai.....
Tujhe fikar hai k badal dia mujhe gardish-e-shab-o-roz ne.....
Kabhi khud se bhi too sawal kar tu wohi hai ya koi hoor hai....

Funny SMS Messages - Tumhara Blood Group Kya ha?

Larka Larki Molvi k pas ge or bole:

"Jaldi se hamara nikah parho"

Molvi ne nikah parha dia,

Larka bola: "Ap ki fees?

Molvi bola: Apni bivi ki khubsurti k mutabiq pese do"

Larke ne 100 rupe diye

Achanak hawa chali or Larki k moonh se niqab uth gya

Molvi ne dekha to bola:

Baqaya to leta ja bhai. :-)

Funny SMS Messages - A Garbage Truck: Am I Too

Ghareeb Ghurba,

Becharey,

Miskeen,

Lachaar,

Dukhi,

Pareshaan,

Khasta Haal,

Afsurda

Be-Sharam,

Dukho''n k Maarey

Pareshanio''n Main

Ghirey

Zindagi Se Tung

Udaas

Halaat k Maarey

Dunya k Sataye Huey

Hotey Hyn Wo Log

Jo Mobile Hote huey

Bhi Sms Nahi Kerte ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - If A is 1 B is 2 C is 3

Keep your eyes upon me, keep me in your sight, Help me don the crooked road, lead me to the light.

The road I''m on is dark, I''m not sure if I know the way, Yet with you right beside me, I''m certain I won''t stray.

Protect me from the world, I know we''ll make it through,

Give me all the strength I need..... Let me lean on you."

Funny SMS Messages - Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.

Congratulations to you, my old friend,

Birthday wishes to you, I do send.


You look good for your age, I could say,

But you look good to me any day.

When I look in the mirror, I sigh,

''Cause I know the mirror doesn''t lie.

You''re aging like me, so you surely can see

That you''re getting to be an old guy.

Funny SMS Messages - 3 din select karta hun

''Jab Load Shedding ho Out of Control.

Khirki Darwaze Khol.

...


Khirki Darwaze Khol.

...

Chnada mama ko bol

All is Well

WAPDA KIA JAANE

Student KA kia ho ga??

Revision kare ya Paseene mein Khuwar ho ga??

to mom bati jla, Generatot Chal ya

U.P.S laga k bol

Bhaya all is well.....''

Funny SMS Messages - agar main tumse juda ho jao

''aankh se ansoo behte rahe

tha gham uski judai ka

hum dil par chot sehte rahe

din aya sagaai ka


farak na pada mehangai ka

vo keemti anguthiya pehante rahe

hum dil par chot sehte rahe

beet gayi raat shehnai ki

aya din judai ka

vo mercedies mei beth ke alvida kehte rahe

hum dil par chot sehte rahe

ankh se ansuu behte rahe''

Funny SMS Messages - Koi to hath utha kr MAANG raha hoga,

Mobile bana hai har larki ki shan

Call kr k larkon ko karti hain ye pareshan

MISSBELL or Sms kr k kehti hain meri jaan

Teri awaz sunne ko tarastey hain mere kaan

12 boyfrnd bana kr akarti hain pehalwan

Apni frndz ko hr raaz bata kr karti hain heran

Kehti hain larkon ko ullu banana hy buhat asan,

Hosh kar ay mere yaar ankhen khol k pehchan,

Mat aa in k chakkar me ye sab hain shetan,

Ab kisi ki call aaye To usko bolna G bhabi jaan.

Love SMS Messages - SomeTimes

Ae waqt zara to tham ja, Mujhe yaad “KISI” ko kerne dy,
Mujhe “peyar” hai ik “SUNG DIL” say, Jo koi “BAAT” mujhay na karne dy,
Na apny “PAS” wo aany dy, Na khud se “DOOR” wo jany dy,
Na “DIL” ko apny pas rakhy, Na aur kisi ka “HONY” dy,
Her waqt mujhe “WO” yaad aay, Phir “DIL” se ik aawaz aay,
Ye kaisi “CHAHAT” hai us ki, Jo “JEENY” de na “MARNY” day

Funny SMS Messages - IT''S A GIRLS WORLD :

IT''S A GIRLS WORLD :-

IT''S A GIRLS WORLD :-

If a Girl laughs loudly shez cheerful, If boy Laughs loudly he''s Mannerless...

If Girl talks sweetly she is charming, If Boy talks sweetly he''s a flirt...

If a girl is shoping she''s trendy, if boy is shopng he''s wastin money...

If Girl is silent,she''s feelin sad, If a Boy is silent,he''s being rude...

If Girls walk in a group its a Group, If boy walks in a group its a Gang...

If girl cant come 4 a date, she''s busy. If boy cant, he''s lier...

Friendship SMS Messages - Achevement in you

Your friendship is like Paktel,

DIL TO AIK HAY

Your sincerity is like Telenor,

CHAHO KUCH BARH K

Your love is like Haleeb,

GARHA JO HAY

Your smile is like twist,

HILA K RAKH DAY

Your voice is like Nokia,

CONNECTING PEOPLE

Your style like ufone,

TUM HI TO HO

Your dressing like Mobilink JAZZ,

AUR SUNAO

My response like Warid,

WE CARE

Funny SMS Messages - Best sms of the Year.

A Woman Gets On A Bus With Her Baby.

The Bus Driver Says: Thats The Ugliest Baby

That Ive Ever Seen. Ugh

The Woman Goes To The Rear Of The Bus And Sits Down,

Fuming

She Says To A Man Next To Her

The Driver Just Insulted Me!

The Man Says: You Go Right Up There And Tell Him Off

Go Ahead, Ill Hold Your Monkey For You.

Love SMS Messages - A bell is not a

As I feel the tear go down my cheek,

I notice that my heart is weak,

For the love I have for you,

Will always be gold and true,

I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past,

But know my love will always last,


Even though we are a distance apart,

You always have the key to my heart.

Funny SMS Messages - EXTRA SHEET KHAPPAY

What is the difference between wife & saali?

Saali is Beauty,

Wife is duy,

Saali is passion,

Wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,

Wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,

Wife is fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,

Wife is qismat futi,

Saali is fresh cake,

Wife is earth quake…:p

Funny SMS Messages - Santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers

Easy way to kill an ant.

Mix chili powder with sugar & give it to ant.

After having that the ant will go in search

of water somewhere near a water tank.

When the ant reaches the tank,

push it into the tank,

now the ant fully soaked in water,


it wil go to dry himself near fire.

When it reaches near fire,

put a bomb in fire,

it will be injured in the blast.

Then admit the wounded ant in ICU.

Remove oxygen mask & kill it.;-)

Love SMS Messages - They Say

Dard bhari zindagi ka suraag dhondte hai

hai andhera bhut yaha eak chiraag dhondte hai banaye thy tamsha zindagi ko es tarh

ke un mherbaano ka elaaj dhondhte hai koi en andhero main meri dil ki shmma jala de

hum apni badnasibi ka raaz dhnodhte hai hasrat ka aayina ye pather dil se toot gaya

sisho ke en tokdo main apna aaj dhondhte hai maazi ke tulkh lamho ne hame jhulas ke rakh diya

dil ko bhlane ke liye koi haseen khaab dhondhte hai

Funny SMS Messages - Aaj ek din aur jee lo

Snacks of Humor . . .

1. You can become an engineer if you go to an Engineering college,

But don''t expect to be a President going to the Presidency College!

2. Expect a BUS at a BUS Stop, but Don''t expect a FOOL at FULLSTOP(.)

3. A Mechanical engineer becomes a mechanic

Then why not a software engineer become a software?

4. Find keys in a Key board

But do not expect a mother in mother board.

5. Study anything you want and get a certificate in subject of your studies

But don''t expect a death certificate studying "Dying and Death." :-|

Funny SMS Messages - Similarity between Dinosaurs and decent girls

"MERI JAN KATREENA"

Ungli Mai Angothi, Angothi mai Nagina,

Soni Lagti Hy Teri Bahen KATREENA,

Raat Nahi Kat''ti Maslay Hain Dereena,

Mai Ne Kaha Bus Kar Kehti Hy Abi Na,

Rat Ko Mila Karo Baara Maheena,

Kehti Hy Bhai Ko Batana Kabhi Na,

Itna Zaleel Ho Kar Ke Bhi,

Bhai sms Parh Raha Hy Kameena =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - ''Jahan "Dosti"wahan "Aitebar"

Pak Studies Question paper, in year 2010

Q 1. Describe the mechanism of loadsheding and blood shedding in Pak..

Q 2. How does sugar taste? Explain in ur own words.

Q 3. What is a Roti ? Briefly explain relation bw shahbaz shareef and roti.

Q 4. Draw labelled diagram of a suicide jacket..

Funny SMS Messages - 3 stages of life

If You R 18 Years Old then scroll and read the mail other wise plz leave here....

are U 18 Years Old?

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NADRA

National Database & Registration Authority, Pakistan

Agar aap ne apna CNIC (Computerized National Identity Card) abhi tak nahin banwaya tau foran banwa Lain...

as Govt. of Pakistan has rule that CNIC holder must be 18 yrs OLD ...

Tention Door Ho gayee na!!! Ha ha ha ha

Love SMS Messages - Love Is As Much

10 signs of u r in luv:

1. U walk really slow wen u r wid her/him.

2. U feel shy wen she/he is arund.

3. U smile wen u hear her/him voice.

4. Wen u look at her/him u cant c othr people arund.

6. U start listenin 2 slow songs.

7. U realise u r always smilin 2 urself

wen u think abut her/him.

8. U wud do anythn 2 c her/him.

9. U wer so busy thinkin abut her/him

dat u did nt c dat point no. 5 is missing.

10. Now u scrolled up n laugh on ur mistake.

Ha ha pakade gye!!

I cum 2 know u r in luv.

u got lost thinking abt him/her.

Funny SMS Messages - Difference Between LOVE n EXAM

2009 Is Coming

Wish U A Very

HAPPY NEW YEAR

Valentine''s Day


Basant

23rd March

14 August

Eid Ul Fitr

Eid ul Azha

Frndship Day

Mother, Father

Dadi, Dada

Nana, Nani

Children''s Day


Happy B''day

365 Gud Mornings

Aftr Noons, Evenings''

& Nights

Roz Roz Ka Drama Nhi

Hota Mujh Se

Ab Pura Saal Mat Kehna

Msg Nhi Kia ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - a free Chocolate!

Law Of Love

Derived From Newton''s Laws

Evry Boy Continues To Impress A Girl Unless

A THAPPAR Or SANDEL With A Force Is Impresed Upon Him

By A Lovely Girl.

This Force Is Called BESTI

BESTI Is That Chracteristic Due To Wich Any BE-GHERAT

Is Compeled To Change

His State Of BE-GHERTI Into GHERATMANDI

Funny SMS Messages - There is a great saying ...

Boy Frnd,Girl Frnd Sim Conection K Hisab Se

Jazz B/F:Hello Darling

Lrki:Or Sunao

U.Föne B/F:Kia Tmhre Dil Me,Me Hun

Lrki:Tum Hi To Ho

Zong B/F:Tmhe Chand Kahun Phul Kahun


Lrki:Sub Keh Do

Tlnr B/F:Kya Hr Lrki Bewfa Hy

Lrki:Yhi Hy Dhun Sb Ki

Warid B/F Tmne Acha Nhi Kra.

Lrki:Dekha Kya Hota Hy When U Zem It.

Funny SMS Messages - Jab se aapko dekha hai, yaqin karo, Rat,

Lab-pe-aati hai duaa ban k tamanna meri,Zindagi ek LOVER ki sorat ho Khudaya meri,IMPRESS muj se her ek larki ho jai,Meri ek nazar pe dil apna wo de jai,Ho meri JEANS se mere badan ki zeenat,Jis tarhan MAKEUP se hoti hai HUSAN ki zenat,Ho mera kum scho0l,College k bahir FLURT krna,Her haseen larki ki MAA se b mohabat krna,Mere ALLAH parrhaayi se bachana muj ko,ISHQ ki jo raah ho ussi raah par CHALANA mujh ko.