Funny SMS Messages - Arz kiya hai.......

''1 admi apny dost k gar gya Ghanti bajany par aik chota sa bacha bahir nikla.

Admi bola: Beta ap k abu ghar par hen?

Bacha: Je wo to bazar gay howy hen.

Admi: Acha apny bary bhai ko bolao?

Bacha: Wo cricket khailny gay hen.

Admi: Acha tumhari ami to ghar hon gi?

Bacha: Je wo apni sahailiyon k sath picnic par gai hen.

Wo admi jal kar bola: To beta ap ghar men kiyon baithy hen, Ap b kahen jaen.

Bacha bola: Men b tu apny dost k ghr aya hua hu''

Funny SMS Messages - My Dear Brothers n Sisters :-)

Japnese guy visitd Pakistan & took taxi 2 go 2 friend''s house.

On the way,

Toyota pased by.

He told the driver:

Toyota, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

Honda passed.

He again:

Honda, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

for Prado,

He again gave same compliment.

Taxi Driver got angry.

When reached the destination,

Taxi driver:

Rs.4,000 Please.

Japnese:Wht?

So much this is.

The angry drivr replied:

Txi meter

Made in Pakistan run fast ;->

Funny SMS Messages - ''Punjaban:

English Cricket Team Is A Weird Pack...
The Thinnest Guy In The Team Is Called BROAD,
The Ugliest Is Called SWANN,
The Guy Behind The Wickets Is Called PRIOR,
The Guy Whose Father Is John Is Called PETER SON,
The Guy Whose Father Is Luke Is Called ANDER SON,
The Slowest Fielder Is TROTT.
But They Got One Right :
The Guy Not Making Any Noise With The Bat Is Called BELL... =P =D

Love SMS Messages - Two hearts intertwined

kro tu kis k lye akhir malal uska.

usy nahi tu mujhe bhi nahi khyal uska,

meri wafa ne banaya he bewafa usko,

kisi ada par nahi hai kamal uska,

mere naseeb ki yeh bhi tu khush naseebi hai,

k mujhe ko dekh kar sub pochty hain haal uska,

yehi dua me karo har baras k pehle din,

mere bagher ne guzry koi b saal uska,


mere urooj ko us k naseeb me likh dy,

khuda-e-paak mujhe sounp dy zawaal uska

Funny SMS Messages - Why are women

Teacher: 2 aur 2 char hote hai to yeah batao ki mere ghar ki tanki me kitna pani hai ?

student:(to himself) yeh kya question hai?

then he says: madam the answer is 80 ltrs.

teacher: u are right! tumhe kaise pata?

student: kyuki hamare ghar pe aaj aaloo ki subzee bani thi.. ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Arre bhai badal gaya hai zamana

A Sales Man Tired Of His Job... He Gave It Up To B''cum A PoliceMan.....

Several Months Later.. A Friend Askd Hiim

"How He Liked His New Job....?"

He Replied :

The Pay Is Good & The Hours Aren''t Bad

But

What I Like Best Is That " The Customer Is Always Wrong"..... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - ankh b baichain hai,

aisi apni wife ho


5.5 jiski hight ho

jeans jiski tight ho

chehra jiska bright ho

waight main thori light ho

umer main diffrence slight ho

thori se woh quite ho

too mamorable her ek night ho

aisi apni wife ho

sarak per sub kaheen

kia cute hey


bheer main sub kaheen

pakistan ki paidaish ho

beauty multyply by twice ho

favorite color white ho

make up thora light ho

zulfain dynamite hoon

aankheen us ki jaisey sunny twilight ho

hoonton ko dekh ker lagey

jaisey coke diet ho

jub sari pehan ker nikley


to kia sight ho

aisa lagey jaisey swtizerland ki flight ho

aisi apni wife ho

agar aisi apni wife ho

tu kia haseen life ho

Funny SMS Messages - kya app kanjoosi

Kisi ko Chahny ki 8 Nishaniyan
.
1.Ap us k Sms baar baar parhty hen
.
2.Ap us k saamny jaty huay Hich-Kichaty hen
.
3Jub ap us k bary me sochty hen to ap ka DIL taiz dharakta hy
.
4.Ap jub ys ki awaz sunty hen to Muskuraty hen
.
6.Ap us k liye kch b kr skty hen
.
7.Ye sms parhty waqt ap k dimagh me bs usi ka hi khyal hy
.
8.Or ap usy sochny me itny masroof thay k ap ko pta hi nhi chala k point no.5 missing hy
.
Ye hoti hy"MUHABBAT"

Funny SMS Messages - Pati: What’s hypnotism?

Aik Bv ne apny Naraz Shohar ko msg Bheja (pora parhna)

Zara jo door jaty ho,

Tab ehsas hota hai

k baqi kuch nhi rehta

Mere jevan k angan main

Meri khushion k daman main

Tere bin kuch nhi rahta

Udasi Chahee rahti hai

Sapne Adhuray se lagte hain

Din Sadion se lagte hain

In Ankhon ki jalti lo Madhm parne lagti hai

Umeden marne lagti hain

Tere hathon se mere hath

Achank choot jate hain

Mere Armaan Roty hain

Tujhe awaz dete hain

Tujhe wapas Bulate hain

Suno Laot Aao na

Suno Laot Aao Na

Neez (: Aaty howy tandoor sy 15 Rotiyan Lety aana)

Love SMS Messages - They Say

,,DAIRY KA EK PAGE,,

Kal tanhayi main jab

Apni dairy ko maine khola

Bohat se shair Dil ko lage

Bohat si shairi pe Dil dhuka

Ek aisa safa bhi is main aaya

Likha hua tha jo aanso''on se

Ke us ka unwaan Hamsafar tha

Woh safa sab se hi Moatber tha

Kuch aur aansoo phir is safe per tapke


Phir us se aage main parh na paaya

Apni Dairy ko bund karke

Uss ki yaadon main kho gaya main

Ke woh milti to kitna accha hota

In hi khayalon main sogaya main

Funny SMS Messages - 5 frogs r sitting on a log.

Aaj ek mukabla ho rha.

Mukablay main bohat say log hisa lay rhe hain.

Is ki entry fees koi bhi nhi hay.

Is main hr ek kay liye dawate aam hay.

Jetnay walay ko 500 rupay milay gay.


Mukabla yeah hay kay kon is number pr

03216307893

Ziada easy load krwata hay.

Best of luck... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Science Teachr: GIRLS Can U

(Bechara Mard)

Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zalim,

agar aurat se pit jaye to buzdil,


aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun,

peeche chale to zan mured,

aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous,

agar kuch na kahe to beghairat,

agar ghar se bahar rahe to awara,

ghar mein rahe to nakara,

bachon ko dantay to jabir,

na dantay to laperwah,

aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos,

na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala.


.

.

Haye Mard bechara jaye tu jaye kahan...

Funny SMS Messages - Aj Kal Zardari Kon

Clerk ne oFFice fone karke boss se kaha: Sir mai 1 Week tak oFFice nahi aaonga, Meri Bewi taang torr bethi hai..

Boss: (Gusse me) Magar 1 Week tak TUM kiOn nahi aaogEy.?

Clerk: Actualy Sir aAp samjhe nahi, meri Bewi ne jo taang torri hai,

"WOH MERI HAI"

Love SMS Messages - True, We Luv Lyf

--until your car or home is paid off

--until you get a new car or home

--until your kids leave the house

--until you go back to school

--until you lose ten pounds

--until you gain ten pounds

--until you finish school

--until you get a divorce

--until you get married

--until you have kids


--until you retire

--until summer

--until spring

--until winter

--until fall

--until you pass away...

There is no better time than right now to be happy.

Happiness is a journey, not a destination.

So -- work like you don''t need money, Love like you''ve never been hurt, And dance like no one''s watching.

U live …u die …u learn something..

Funny SMS Messages - Mazboti Per Ab Ha Yaqeen

2011 is coming

Wish u a very
Happy new year
Valentine’s day
Basant
23rd march
14 august
Eid ul fitr
Eid ul azha
Friendship day
Mother, father
Dadi, dada
Nana, nani
Children’s day
Happy b’day
365 good mornings
After noons, evenings’
& nights

Roz roz ka drama nahi
Hota mujh se
Ab pura saal mat kehna
SMS nahi kia

Funny SMS Messages - Modern Dictionary:

Dr: Aap pagal kaise huwe?

Pagal: kuch time pehle main ne ek bewa se shadi ki us ki jawan beti ne mere baap se shadi ki: yun wo meri saas ban gaye,un k ghar beti hui to rishte mai wo meri behn hui kiun k main us k baap ka beta tha,dosri taraf wo meri nawasi bhi hui, kiun k main us ki nani ka shohar tha, is liye main apni behn ka nana bana,phir mere ghar beta huwa, tu meri biwi ki beti, mere bete ki dadi bhi lagti thi kiun k wo meri soteli maa thi, chunache mera beta apni dadi ka bhai ban gaya aur main apne bete ka bhanja aur....

Dr: bas karo! Khuda k wastay bas karo warna main pagal hojaonga...

Love SMS Messages - Today I begin to

Farq sirf itna sa hai, US ki doli uthi meri maiyat uthi,

phool US per bhi they, phool mujh per bhi they,

mehfil wahan bhi thi , log yahan bhi the,

Un ka hansna wahan, in ka rona yahan,

sahelian us ki bhi thin, dost mere bhi they,

Do qul US k perhey, do qul mere perhey,

Qazi udher bhi tha, moulvi idher bhi tha,

WOH saj k gaya, mujhe sajaya gaya,


WOH uth k gaya, mujhe uthaya gaya,

Farq sirf itna sa hai usey APNAYA gaya, mujhe DAFNAYA gaya........

Funny SMS Messages - Larkiun Ko Bewaqoof

BOY : May I hold your hand?

GIRL : No thanks, it isn''t heavy.

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??

BOY : Sure, what''s your phone number??

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.

BOY : Don''t you ever want to improve??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!

GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

Funny SMS Messages - A Kid Gets 0 Marks In Pape

1 rich girl ko school mei

Gareeb khandan pe essay likhne ko kaha gaya.

Essay mei girl ne likha----

" Ek gareeb khandan tha.

abbu gareeb the,

ammi gareeb thi,

aur bachche bhi gareeb the,

khandan mei 4 nauker the,

woh bhi gareeb the.......

Car bhi tutti hui Mercedes thi......

Unka gareeb driver bachcho ko

tutti hui car mei hee school chorta tha.

Bachcho ke pass mobile bhi purane the..

Pas, Woh Buhat ghareeb thay ...

Funny SMS Messages - Jamhouriat noon lawa lawa k dhappey,

Ek SAwAL hy Or IsNe MujhE b0hAt SoChNe pE MAjb00r kiA huA hy..

PatA nAhi TuMhEiN Bhi atA hogA k nAhi..??

LEkiN Phir Bhi itNi EducAtioN Li hy t0 TuMhEiN t0 pAtA honA ChAhiyE..

MujhE bAs Us kA jAwAb dE do..

SawAL ziAdA MuShkiL nAhi hy..

LEkiN ziAdA asAn Bhi nAhi hy..

SawAL yE hy k..

.

.

JAb

MurGhi

AndA

FrEE

Me

DEti hy..??

To BAzAAr

Me

Rs.6

Ka

Q

BiktA

Hy...? =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - aik sahab hamptay ka

In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date)

and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem"s

friend...couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for

giving me a friend like u...happy birthday and dont forget

that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every

falling star."