An ailing grandmother is talking to her favourite granddaughter.
"Dori,I''m old n weak,
n I know that the time for me to leave is near.
I want u to inherit my farm,
includin the barn,the villa,the tractors,the farmhouse,all the livestock."
"Wow, Thank u so much,Grandma!
I didnt know u even HAD a farm.
where is it?"
grandma replied,
"You can find it on my Facebook account.
Just click on Farmvil after login in
password: just4dori.. =P ;->
He: Yes ! Atleast It Was So Hard 2 Wait
She: Do U Want Me 2 Leave???
He: Don''t Even Think Abt t...!!!
She: Do U Love Me...???
He: Offcourse Over & Over
She: Have U Ever Cheated On Me...???
He: No... Y R U Asking ???
She: Will U Kiss Me...???
He: Every Chance I Get..
She: Will U Hit Me...???
He; Are U Crazy... I''m Not That Kind Of Person
She: Can I Trust U....??
He: Yes...
She: Darling....
After Marriage....
Simply Read From Bottom To To... U''ll Know De Answers... ;->
Raat ko ''Bhains k sath so jata hun..
New 2010
This authentical poem is written on tatti
by u better knows.
Kyun tatti tatti krti hai,
kyun lende pe tu mrti hai.
Ik bat muje btla de tu,
us Qabaz se kyun nai drti hai,
kea hota hai tatti mein,
tatti ki lga dun dheri,
mein barish kr dun tati ki,
jo tu ho jae meri ... =P ;->
The shoe thrown at bush by muntazir Zaidi happenz
to be made of sialkot, pakistan. . .
So President Bush Security Team haz Suspected
Pakistan to be part of da event. . .
A team of Specialst will soon
Vist Sialkot for further investigationz . . . .
Petrol 66.70 Rupay hai
Is liye Aapke Aney Haaney k Liye Paish Hai.
"KHOTA TOYOTA"
Model 2010
Petrol ka Dushman,
jab tak Dil kary Chalate raho,
5 years Maintenance Free,
Sponsered by:
Jahan Khuab Wahan KHOTA TOYOTA. :-)''
Perfect Love Isn''t Receiving,
Its Giving & Forgiving
Perfect Love Isn''t Red Roses On Valentine''s Day,
Its The Rest Of The 364 Days Of Knowing You Love Someone
Perfect Love Is Not Phone Calls & Stolen Kisses,
Its The Silent Smile In Memory Of Your Sweetheart
Perfect Love Isn''t A Grand Wedding,
But Spending A Lifetime Together
Perfect Love Isn''t Fight-kiss & Make-ups,
Its Loving The One Who Annoys The Hell Out Of You
Zara soch lo dil lagane se pehle,
Zara uske dil mein bhi tum jhank lena,
Usey raaz dil ka batane se pehle,
Mein ye janta hun meri zindagi mein,
Koi gham na tha tere aane se pehle,
Boht roya hoga wo apni khata par,
Saza mujhko gha ki sunane se pehle,
KHUDA rooth jata hai ye soch lena,
Kisi dil ko itna dukhane se pehle,
Kahin jal na jao khud is aag mein,
Kisi aur ka dil jalane se pehle.
A friend is light,
bright enough to conquer
the darkness of broken heart,
bringing sunshine to the soul,
making the whole world seem bright and hopeful.
A friend is love,
a special blessing from above,
bringing warmth to a heart grown cold,
making life a grand and exciting adventure.
A friend is laughter,
a gift of joy,
leaving behind a smile
and erasing all traces of woe,
making everything seem shiny and new.
What is the difference between wife & saali?
Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,
Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,
Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,
Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake…:p
Hui thi election main khari
Pata nahin kahan se goli chali
Ho gaye musibat khari
Jane kya kya hua
Samjhayon main yeh ab kis kis ko
Dil main mere haiDard-e-Bhutto
Dard-e-Bhutto
Dard-e-Bhutto
Dil main mere hai
Dard-e-Bhutto
Dard-e-Bhutto
Dard-e-Bhutto
Ander Karo
YA
Bahir Karo
Beth Ker Karo
YA
Leat Ker Karo
Bed Per Karo
YA
Kursi Per Karo
Piyar Se Karo
YA
Ghusse Se Karo
Neend Main Karo
YA
Hosh Main Karo
1 Bar Karo
YA
2 Bar Karo
"Kerna Tu Hai"
--sMs-- YaaR..
Jaisay maRze hai waisay kaRo... ;->
Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He
Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didnt light.
He tried another, It didnt light too. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.
“What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?” asked the another man.
Santa replied, “Thats a lucky match stick. Ill use it again.”
Remix Version of TWIST.
Lets have some paper Shaper lets have some Study now,
Lets have some Phy, Chem lets read the bio now.
Chalo chalo ji Book uthalo,
Chalo chalo ji Parh k Dikhao,
Chalo chalo ji Sir ko Khapa lo.
Life ki Karlo bist. :-)
N we Twist, We Twist, Twist, Twist, Twist.
V can use tears as a threat. ;->
Most guys wont hit us. ;->
V can always find someone to pay for our drink. ;->
V slap hard. ;->
V''re tempting. ;->
V dont have to pay for dinner. ;->
V''re the subject of almost ALL the love songs. ;->
No matter how mean v r, v can always get someone to fall in love wid us. ;->
We dont always mean wht v say. ;->
V dont always say wht v mean. ;->
Our Handwriting is Always Better... ;->
Ek larka apne dost k sath khara tha k Wahan se ek larki guzri,
Us ne us larki ko ishara kiya aur aankh mari,
Jawab mein larki ne us larke ko Lanat de di ..
Wo larka apne dost se bola:
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Bechari 5 baje miline ka keh rahi hai magar main jaonga he nahi... ;->
Milte hai acche Dost sirf khushnasibo ko,
Isliye hamari Kismat se jalna chod do,
Tamanna ho agar hamare dost se milne ki,
To jakar AAINA dekh lijiye…
Har aahat ehsaas hamara dilaayegi.,
Har hawa khushbu hamari laayegi.;
Hum dosti aisi nibhaayengey yaara!
Ki hum na honge aur humhari yaad tumhe sataayegi..! !!
Kabhi kabhi in ankhon me nami si hoti hai.
Kabhi kabhi in hoton pe hasi si hoti hai.
E dost wo tum hi ho,
Jis se meri jindagi zinda dil hoti hai.
*If u cannot change ur mind,r u sure u hav one
;)
*If u cant convince them,confuse them
:)
*I couldnt repair ur brakes,so i made ur horn louder
;)
*The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it
:)
*In a country ov free speech,why r there phone bills?
:)
*Smile,it makes people wonder what u r thinkin
;)
*The light at the end ov the tunnel may be an incomin train
:)
All of the feelings
Bursting inside of me.
I wish I could tell you
I wish I could let you know
All of these feelings
I would like to show.
I lay in bed
Hope and pray
You will wake up
And realize some day.
Maybe one day you will know
Maybe you will see
Although I meant nothing to you,
You meant everything to me.
Agar Koi Puchey Toh Bas Muskurana,
Agar Muskurane Ka Koi Sabab Puchey Toh,
Luqmani Manjan Ka Kamal Hai Ye Batana ... ;->
Agar Koi Puchey Toh Bas Muskurana,
Agar Muskurane Ka Koi Sabab Puchey Toh,
Luqmani Manjan Ka Kamal Hai Ye Batana ... ;->
Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, “How’s the situation?”
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.
They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!”..:-P
Yeh canda kaisa mamu hai jab mom ka wo bhai nahi?
q lambay baal hain bhaloo k kiyon us ki tind karwai nahi?
kiya wo ganda bacha hai? ya jungle main koi nayi nahi?
nani k husband jab nana haan or dadi k husband jab dada haan tu kiyon baji k husband baja nahi?
Yeh baat samajh main ayinahi aur mom ne samjhai nahi
MUSHARAF DOR KE PAKISTANI KI DUA
Kaaway pakr k de sakta hu tumhare hath main
Suraj per jasakta hun magar kya ha k rat main..
tumhare liye main so saal g sakta hun
tumhare liye main teen glass lassii k pi sakta hu..
tumhare abba agr plain dila dein to tare tor k la sakta hu
shair agr nakli ho to ankhe phor k asakta hu..
itna bhadur hu k chupke se muhabbat ka dum bharta hu
tum se milne roz aoo magr tumhare abba se darta hu..
Dunya Ki Sub se Taqatwar Shay hai Loha.
Her Shay Ko Kaat Dalta hai.
Lohay se Taqatwar hai Aag,
Jo Lohay ko Pighla deti hai.
Aag se Taqatwar hai Paani,
Jo Aag ko Bujha deta hai.
Aur Paani se Taqatawar hai Insan,
Jo Usay Pee Jata hai.
Insan se Taqatwar hai Maut,
Jo use Kha jati hai.
Aur Maut se Taqatwar hai Sadqa,
Jo Maut ko Taal deta hai.
Aur Sadqay se Taqatwar hai
*"MOLVI"*
JO SADQA BHI KHA JATA HAI....!
Arrange Marriage:
5,00,000 Shadi Par.
1,00,000 Haq Meher.
Aur
Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000
Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000
Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667
1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778
Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963
.
Ufff! Tauba Tauba.
Love Marriage:
Sirf 120 Rupay Ka Stamp Paper.
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Invest at Your Own Risk.
Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didnt light.
He tried another, It didnt light too. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.
“What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?” asked the another man.
Santa replied, “Thats a lucky match stick. Ill use it again.”
Pakistan me Atom bomb kon laya?
Dr. Qadeer khan,
World cupT-20 kon laya?
Younus khan
Or to or Pakistan bnanay wla kon tha?
Quaid-e-Azam khan ;-)
Fraud with Innocent Boys,
Fun with Handsome Boys,
Friendship With Charming Boys,
Contact With Intelligent Boys,
Flirt with freaky Boys,
Love with faithful Boys,
and In the end marriage with Rich boy
Moral: Chandarmukhi ho aya paaro , Sab ek jaisi hain Yaaro
Ek Larki Ko Kuch
Ghunday Utha Kr Le
Gaye
Ek Larki Apne
Shohar Se Larne
K Baad Apne Ghar
Aa Gai
Ek Larki Apni Saas k
Haatho''n Zulm Ka
Nishana Bani
El Larki Chhat Se Giri
Aur Usay Kafi Chotai''n Aai
EXPRESS NEWS
Har LARKI Per Nazar ... ;->
Phir usne apni birthday pe bulaya cake pr,
Hum ne kuch baten ki beth kr,
Uske bhai ne hamari baten sunli late kr,
Phir usne mujhe chamat lgaya khench kr,
Ek haftey tak me leta rha bed pr,
Ab kabhi nahi jaonga date pr... =P ;->
