1 tatti, s0u afsanay..
Tatti ki dalali mei m0u kala
0ne tatti a day, keepz d0ct0r away
tatti tatti pe likha hai khanay walay ka naam
Dh0bi ki tatti, ghar ki na ghaat ki
tatti kar darya mai dal.
Tatti in need, iz a tatti indeed..
Ghar ki tatti, g0bar barabar..
Little red tatti h0od..
Tatti na kya tOu Phir kYa jiyA..
The road I''m on is dark, I''m not sure if I know the way, Yet with you right beside me, I''m certain I won''t stray.
Protect me from the world, I know we''ll make it through,
Give me all the strength I need..... Let me lean on you."
Bandhan bhi saaray zabt ke phir toot-tay gaye...
Khawab-o-khayal ban gayen yaaron ki mehfilen...
Ek ek kar ke yaar sabhi rooth-tay gaye...
Sab dard dil main bhar liye sukh ki talash main...
Hamdard ban ke log hamain loot-tay gaye...
Milti rahin sazayen hamain pyar ke aiwaz...
Apni hi Khawahishon ka gala ghont-tay gaye...
1. Everything cooked in garlic & onion
2. Re-use of gift papers
3. Always arive atleast 1 hour late to a party
4. Chldren have names rhyming
5. Talk for an hour at the gate when leaving somebody''s house
6. Keep leftover food in fridge
7. You live wth your parents even when you are 40 years old
8. Don''t use measure cups when cooking
9. Bedsheets on sofas to keep them away from getting dirty
10. Cover everything with plastic even if its a remote control :D
Choti Choti Si Uski Do Ankhen
Do Chameli Ke Phool Hon Jese
Uska Hass Kar Nazar Jhuka Lena
Sari Shartein Kabool Hon Jaise
Kitni Dilkash Hai Uski Khamoshi
Sari Batein Fezool Hon Jaise
Uski Batein To Phool Hon Jaise
Baki Batein Babool Hon Jaise.
Wo dream dream likhti rahi, mei drum drum perhta raha
Wo call me call me likhti rahi, mei kill me kill me perhta raha
Wo date date likhti rahi, mei dot dot perhta raha
Wo meet meet likhti rahi, mei mat mat perhta raha
Wo Love Love likhti rahi, mei leave leave parhta raha
Wo shadi kar k chali gai, main language course karta raha''
The watchman asked the boy to take him to his father. The boy was trembling and said "No". The watchman asked him to take him to his house but the boy again refused. Then finally, the watchman asked him to show his father at least from a distance. The boy agreed and showed his father who was plucking mangoes on the next tree.''
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NADRA
National Database & Registration Authority, Pakistan
Agar aap ne apna CNIC (Computerized National Identity Card) abhi tak nahin banwaya tau foran banwa Lain...
as Govt. of Pakistan has rule that CNIC holder must be 18 yrs OLD ...
Tention Door Ho gayee na!!! Ha ha ha ha
A man was crying over a grave and repeating,
Why did you have to die?
Another man approached him and said,
Sir, I dont wish to interfere with your private grief
but for whom do you mourn so deeply?
Your child?
Your parent?
The mourner took a moment to collect himself,
then replied,
My wifes first husband.
Tera zikar Hamesha Teri Baat Musalsal,
Ek Muddat Hoi Tere Baam O dar se Nikle,
Rehti Hai phir B Tujh se Mulaqat Musalsal,
DiL Lagi, DiL ki Lagi Ban jati Hai,
jab Tasawwur Main Guzarti Hai Raat Musalsal,
jab saY dekha zulf e preshan ka Aalam,
UljhaY Howe Rehte Hain Mere Din Raat Musalsal,
Main Muhabbat Main Us Mqaam pe pohncha Hon jahan,
Meri zaat Main Rehti Hai teri zaat Musalsal...
Bas ik shikayt hai tum sy,
Main jab bhi perhnay lagta hon.
Tum chupky sy ajati ho,
Aur aky mujhy behkati ho.
Na jany kiya smjhati ho,
Aur apny pass bulati ho.
Yeh soch zra,
Ae mairi jaan!
Kuch kaam bhi hai is duniya ke,
Har waqt ki chahat theek nahi.
Aghosh teri to phir bhi sahi,
Lekin yeh waqt hai perhny ka.
Ja aj mujhy tu perhnay dy,
Ae NEEND..!
Mujhy kuch krny Dy.
Ek din uski cat ki tabyat kharab hojati ha tu wo kapny lagti ha...
pathan ..doctor k pas jata ha
o docotr sb is ko dhko kab say vibration pay is charging khatam ho tu ya mary...
doctor...ya janwaro ka hospital ha is say mobile market lay jao...Cool
Japniess: pass rakh k muskuria gi
Austrilan: pyar bhari nazar se dekhe gi
Kiwi: tumhare gal pe kiss kere gi
Indian: guldan mai saje gi
pakistani: soche gi kash yeh gobi ka phool hota
raat ko aalo(potato) milla k saag banati ;->
Failing in the Tests is Like a New Trend in the Coaching.
SIR feel Me. Sir Feel Me.
Thinking About the Fun We Making and the Sheet We Sharing.
SIR Heal Me. SIR Heal Me.
Ayi Jo Meri Supplee Supplee. Mera to Bura Haal Hua.
Ammi Se Pare Joote Joote.
Abbu Ka Bhi Jalal Hua,
FAAAAil. Hota Raha Hon. Jab Bhi Parha Hun. Fail He Hua Hon.
Question paper in year 2020:
Q.1
Name the cities of PAKISTAN where electricity is found.
Q.2
How does sugar taste?Explain in ur own words.
Q.3
Draw a neat n labelled diagram of a suicide jacket.
Q.4
In ancient times, what was PETROL used for?Support ur answer with examples.
Q.5
Write the complete name of PAKISTAN.
Q.6
Explain principle n working of a Drone... ;->
SINDH demands "KATRINA KAIF"
PUNJAB demand "PRIYANKA CHOPRA"
BALOCHISTAN demands "KAREENA KAPOOR"
NWFP desperatly and urgently wants "SHAHID
KAPOOR"
Geo
pathano Geo
Executive Coaches Reserved For VIP
Middle 2 R General Compartment N Last 2 R Sleeper Class. . !!
Class Rooms R Like Train 1st 2 Bench R Executive Coaches Reserved For VIP
Middle 2 R General Compartment N Last 2 R Sleeper Class. . !!
in sh0rt poooooon
Uthamam dadadath padham,
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madiam padham thuchuk thuchuk,
kanishtam thur thuria padham,
sur suri paranag ghatgum... =P
In sh0rt,
Poooooon... ;->
Uthamam dadadath padham,
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madiam padham thuchuk thuchuk,
kanishtam thur thuria padham,
sur suri paranag ghatgum... =P
In sh0rt,
Poooooon... ;->
Woh laut kar na aaya magar intezaar tha
Jo humsafar tha chorr gaya raah main mujhe
Main phans gayi bhanwar main woh darya ke paar tha
Manzil qareeb aayi to tum door hogaye
Itna to tum batao ke yeh kaisa Pyaar tha
Chilman giradi yeh kis ne dono ke darmiyan
Na woh sakoon se betha na mujh ko qaraar tha
Yeh mukhtasar sa haal hai rukhsat ke waqt ka
Ankhon main aansu aur Dil beqaraar tha
Yeh baat umer bhar samjh na paayi main
Kyun Dil mera us ka talabgaar tha
Jis Tarah Yeh Sms Achanak Aap K Pass Agaya Hai,
Is Tarah Mout Bhe Achanak Askati Thee,,,
Agar Sms Ki Jaga Mout Ajati To Kia Is Waqt Aap ALLAH K Samney Hazir Hone K Lye Tayyar They?????
Zara Sochyey,,,
KUCH NAHI TO SIRF NAMAZ KI PABANDI KI NEYAT HE KARLAIN..
Wo samne walon ka larka
hum kon say momin thay jo ilzam na shaty
pathar ko bagwaan bana dati hai dunia
karo na naaz hatoo ke lakiro pay itna faqiroo
hathoo ke lakiro ko mita dati hai dunia
ya zakham mohbat ka hai dekhana na kese ko yaroo
la k sary bazaar saja dati hai ya dunia
marny k liya karti hai majboor to lakin
jeeny k tarqy sikha dati hai ya dunia
asy bhe mohbat ke saza dati hai dunia
Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.
Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.
Johnny:
My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.
Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?
Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own Business!!;-)
Zara jo door jaty ho,
Tab ehsas hota hai
k baqi kuch nhi rehta
Mere jevan k angan main
Meri khushion k daman main
Tere bin kuch nhi rahta
Udasi Chahee rahti hai
Sapne Adhuray se lagte hain
Din Sadion se lagte hain
In Ankhon ki jalti lo Madhm parne lagti hai
Umeden marne lagti hain
Tere hathon se mere hath
Achank choot jate hain
Mere Armaan Roty hain
Tujhe awaz dete hain
Tujhe wapas Bulate hain
Suno Laot Aao na
Suno Laot Aao Na
Neez (: Aaty howy tandoor sy 15 Rotiyan Lety aana)
par hamesha doosron ki nafrat hi payi,
aaj tak kisine humse dosti nahi ki,
par aaj is duniya ke logon ne meri zindagi hi badal di,
is duniya ne bhale hi diye ho hume hazar gham,
par tumhari dosti se mit gaye sare gham
Say dis 10 tymz slowly wid ful AQEEDAT!
Ye msg 7 logo ko send kro 1 khush khabri milegi..
Dont Delete dis iz real,
1 larki ne ise delete krdya tha us k affairs uski AMMI ko pta chal gye
1 or larkay ne ise jhoot smjha usy raat k 2bje uske ABBU ne fone pe baat krte hue pakra kr phenti lagaie,
1 or ny name change kr k fwd kr dya
to usy date pr jaty howy kuttay ny kat lia
so plz dnt ignore n fwd it wdout any CHANGE.. =P ;->
How A Normal Person Becomes Abnormal?
How A Person Bears His Insult With Smiling Face?
How A Person Laughs And Weeps With No Reason?
How A Person Is Blackmailed To Study?
How A Person Becomes Old In The Teen Age?
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"NAVY" =P ;->
