Funny SMS Messages - pathan ko raat k 2 bajay fone aya

The most funniest newz in todays current affairz. . . . . .

The shoe thrown at bush by muntazir Zaidi happenz

to be made of sialkot, pakistan. . .

So President Bush Security Team haz Suspected

Pakistan to be part of da event. . .


A team of Specialst will soon

Vist Sialkot for further investigationz . . . .

Funny SMS Messages - Hum Dosto Ko Bäri Gandi Saza Dete Hain,,,,,,,,!!

A brand new love story......

In theatres this august..

Starring:

George W Bush

Condoleezza Rize

Tony Blair

Pamela Anderson

Special guest appearance:

Bill Clinton

&

Introducing the villain - Osama Bin Laden..

Music by Gen Pervez Reshamiya..

Item number by Monica lewinsky..

Khabi Al-Qaeda Na Kehna.. :d

Funny SMS Messages - Who Played The Double

Two guls are talking to each other:

HEY I GOT MARRIED!

OH,THATS GOOD!

NO DATS BAD ,HE''S UGLY!

OH DATS BAD!

NO DATS GOOD HE IS RICH!

OH,THATS GOOD!

NO DATS BAD ,HE WONT GIVE ME A PENNY

OH DATS BAD!

NO DATS GOOD HE BOUGHT ME A BIG HOUSE!


OH,THATS GOOD!

NO DATS BAD THE HOUSE BURNT DOWN!

OH DATS BAD!

NO DATS GOOD HE WAS IN IT!

Love SMS Messages - If I would get a

~ PERFECT LOVE ~

Perfect Love Isn''t Receiving,

Its Giving & Forgiving

Perfect Love Isn''t Red Roses On Valentine''s Day,


Its The Rest Of The 364 Days Of Knowing You Love Someone

Perfect Love Is Not Phone Calls & Stolen Kisses,

Its The Silent Smile In Memory Of Your Sweetheart

Perfect Love Isn''t A Grand Wedding,

But Spending A Lifetime Together

Perfect Love Isn''t Fight-kiss & Make-ups,

Its Loving The One Who Annoys The Hell Out Of You

Love SMS Messages - Intehaa

Labon ki sersarahat se
badan k choor hony tak

Main tujh ko is tarah chahoon
K meri saans ruk jaye

Khataon par khata'ain hun
Na ho kuch baat kehny ko

Main tujh men yun sama jaon
K meri saans ruk jaye

Na himmat tujh men ho baqi
Na himmat mujh men ho baqi

Magar itna qareeb aaon
K meri saans ruk Jaye

Tery honton pe jab rakhun
Main apny hont kuch aesy

Ya teri pyaas bujh jaye
YA MERI SAANS RUK JAYE

Funny SMS Messages - Ap k khayal ma main apko sms kyun karta hon? I Miss u..?

Kid- Teacher, Can I Go

To Bathroom ?

Teacher- Yes, But

Only After Reciting The

Alphabates !

Kid- Ok !

"A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,

M,N,O,

Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z !"

Teacher- Where Is "P" ?

Kid- Its Running

Down My Leg !!


Plz Let Me Go To The

Bathroom ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Gold Rate Keeps

Baap:baita, paper kaisa huwa?

Baita:bus pehla sawal choot gia!

Baap:acha! aur baqi?

Baita:teesra mujhe aata nhe tha!chotha mai karna bhool gia!paanchwa mujhe nazar nhe aya!chatta paper ki pichle taraf tha,mai ne dekha he nhe

Baap ghusy mai bola:aur dosra?

Baita:bs srf wohe galat huwa hai ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Advise

Sardiyon ki aik khubsurat raat thi.

Husband & wife aik garam kamble mein soe hoe the. Aadhi raat guzarne k bad wife ne achanak kaha:

sartaj mjhe shadid piyas lagi hai.

Ye sun kar shoar ne jaldi se pani barh

kar biwi ko day dia or biwi ne ose pi lia.

Moral:

Her husband or wife wala msg ganda nahe hota ;->

Funny SMS Messages - 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

A Sweet Story
Once a girl asked a boy:
Why we have 2 units to measure weight, height, force, speed, distance etc.
But nothing to measure Love, Trust, Friendship, Why?
Boy thought for a while, took her into arms, looked into her eyes and said
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Dekh Janu, Dimagh mat kha
Already physics main supply hai

Love SMS Messages - One Day You Will Love

Each moments is empty,

My nights are lonely.

Come and hold me,

The destiny awaits you.

Turn back and take a look now.

Such a meeting may or may not happen again.

To tell you what I mean is?

You are everything for me?

Please, come to me…

I am very lonely?

Love SMS Messages - Hijir ka taara doob chala hai.....

As I feel the tear go down my cheek,

I notice that my heart is weak,

For the love I have for you,


Will always be gold and true,

I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past,

But know my love will always last,

Even though we are a distance apart,

You always have the key to my heart.

Love SMS Messages - If i died or went

A loving relationship is one
in which the loved one is free to be himself
to laugh with me, but never at me;
to cry with me, but never because of me;
to love life, to love himself, to love being loved.
Such a relationship is based upon freedom
and
can never grow in a jealous heart.

~Author Unknown

Funny SMS Messages - Anarkali in akbar''s

A Parody Of Zong Song

Enjoy Krte Raho

Tv Dekhte Raho

Parhae Par Kabhe Tawajja Dena Nae

Me To Mayoos Tha Paper Dekh Ke

Pharra Bhej Dya Us Ne Paegam Me

To Cheatng Karte Raho

Pass Hote Raho

Result Per Kabhe Tawajja Dena Nae


Turu Run Ru Ru Run Ru Ru Ru Ru Run

Funny SMS Messages - your sms r not my di

JADEED TALEMI MOHAVRAY.

1.Science say gira Arts may atka

2.Fail hotay ko Practicals ka sahara

3.Degree lanay bahir bhaag

4.3rd division pas ghar ka na ghat ka

5.Dost wo jo Imtehan may kaam ayay

6.Jati supply phir hath nahi ati

7.Qadar kho deta hY roz college ana jana

8.Likhna na jany Qalam mera

Funny SMS Messages - ''Manzil ki taraf badt

Kash logon ki mohabbat MOBILE hoti,

larka NOKIA'' larki SONY ERICSSON hoti,

larka mohabbat k SMS deta,

larki chahat ki MSCALL karti,

larka''larki ki miscall SAVE karta,larki larke ki chahat se INBOX bharti,

milkar roz dono apne jiwan ki BATTERY ko CHARGE karte,

RINGTONE ki aawaz pe dono ki zindgi muskurati,Koi bhi GAM jo aata agar''mil kar dono delet karte,or DILON ki DHARKAN unki VIBRATE hoti,

Kash logon ki mohabbat MOBILE hoti.

Funny SMS Messages - SpeciAL TEA

Step by step the journey goes on,

Little by little it may seem so long.

Forget about your past, you can"t change it,

Forget about your future, you cant predict it.

Just think about present, you can handle it.

Enjoy presents every moment & be happy....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to U....!

Funny SMS Messages - bohat kiya intizar

6 reasons to prefer GUNS over WOMEN

1.U can trade an old 45 for a new 22

2.U can admire a friend's gun & He'll let u try it

3.Ur Gun stays with u even if u r out of munitions

4.Guns function normal everyday

5.Gun do not mind if U go 2 sleep after u use it

6.MOST IMP: U can buy a SILENCER for A GUN! =P ;) :-)

Funny SMS Messages - Teacher: bachcho kya tum jante ho?

Main Lanat Bhejta Hoon Tum Par Aur

Tumhari Dosti Par


Main Tum Jese Ghatya Insaan k Saath

Koi Ta''aluq Nahi Rakhna Chahta

Sirf Tum Hii Nahi

Tumhari Soch Aur Rooh Bhi Khraab Hai

Tum Jese Logo''n Ko Dost Rakhna

Dosti Aur Insaaniat Dono Ki Tauheen Hy

Soch Ker Batao ye Kis Film ka Dialog Hy .... ;->

Love SMS Messages - To find a true love

To find a true love

To find a true love, you must first find a true friend.

Love does not consist of gazing into each other''s eyes, but rather looking outward together in the same direction.

To love someone completely you must love them for who they are, not what they look like.


Friendship is the soil through which love''s seeds grow.

If you want to bring love into a relationship, you must first bring friendship

Funny SMS Messages - Weekend Ko

New Remix Song. . .

KhalBali Hai KhalBali

Emergency Ki Hai KhalBali

Musharaf ko Chor K Benazir Dubai Chali

Imran ko Hai Chul Bari

Altaf Bhai Ki Tou Nikal Pari

Qazi Ki Hai Sulag pari

Aitezaaz Ki Hai Farmaish Bari

Supreme Court Hai Ziddi Bari

Apne Pakistan Ki ho gayi Khatya Khari

Khalbali Hai Khalbali

Emergency Ki Hai KhalBhali . . . ;

Break Up SMS Messages - I Woke Up Thi

TuM Mujhe bh00l kar t0 dekh0
Har khuShi r0uth jayegi
Jab akele tuM baith0gi
Khud-ba-khud Meri yaad aayegi
SheeShe ke ghar0n Main dekh0 t0
Putther dil wale buSte hain
J0 pyar k0 khail SaMajhte hain
Aur t0r ke dil k0 haSte hain
KaSh khuShiy0n ki k0i dukan h0ti,
huMe v uSk0 pehChan h0ti, bhar dete
aapk daMan khuShiy0n Se, kiMat uSki
Chahe Meri jaan h0ti

Funny SMS Messages - Umeedo''n kI Shama Dil Me Mat Jalana

Aik Aurt Dresing K Liye Dr K Pas Jati Hai,

DR ! Dresing Karte Huay Pochta Hai,

Ap Ko Kis Cheez Ne Kata Hai?

Na To Ye Kutte K Kate Ka Nishan Hai Or Na Hi Kisi Dosre Janwar Ka,

Aurat !

Ye Aurat K Katey Ka Nishan Hai

Jis Ne Mujhe Apne

Shuhar K Sath Dekh Lia Tha.1

Funny SMS Messages - Without u ,life is black and white

Ek din me uske sath gaya date per,

Phir usne apni birthday pe bulaya cake pr,

Hum ne kuch baten ki beth kr,

Uske bhai ne hamari baten sunli late kr,

Phir usne mujhe chamat lgaya khench kr,

Ek haftey tak me leta rha bed pr,

Ab kabhi nahi jaonga date pr... =P ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - Friendship Lives inside A

Dost Banana Sikha Dia He Zindagi Ne

Khush Rehna Sikha Dia He Zindagi Ne

Door Reh Ker Bhi Paas Hote Ho Tum

Tum Se Baat Kerna Sikha Dia He Zindagi Ne


Rona Nahi Ata Mujhay Shayed

Hansna Sikha Dia He Zindagi Ne

Phoolon Me Khushboo Hi Na Sahi

Per Khushboo Ko Mahsoos Kerna Sikha Dia He Zindagi Ne

Friendship SMS Messages - The Shortest Solution

You''re Important To Me. Life Is Very Short,

And We Are Fragile Creatures.

Our Hearts Were Meant To Be Filled With Love,

Not Hate; Joy And Not Sorrow.

So Please, Stop Today And Take The Time

To Tell Just One Person That Your Life Is Better

Because They Are A Friend!

Love SMS Messages - Accidents do happen.

Dil behal jaey tu log chor dete hain,

koi or mil jaey tu log chor dete hain,

4 din ki chandani ka kya karna,

Chandani dhal jaey tu log chor dete hain,

Qasmeen Tu Khaty hain sada sath deney ki Zehan badal jay tu log chor dety hain,

Aj kl k Logon ka kya Bharosa...!

Mosam badal jay tu log chor dete hain,

Log "Dosti" karty hain matlab k liye,


Matlab nikal jaye tu log chor Dyte hain.......

Funny SMS Messages - = = = ShOrTeSt FaIrY Ta|e = = = /

Two friends billooo & tillooo went to school for appearing in English exam ( 7th standard ) . They had crammed an essay of "MY BEST FRIEND". But unfortunately , in the question-paper it was written as......

Q: write an essay on "MY FATHER"in just 30-45 words .

So billooo was utterly confused & nervous... what to do !!!

Tillooo gave an idea . . . . just write the essay My best friend & just keep on replacing the word friend with the father.....

So this was how billooo & tillooo wrote the essay "MY FATHER"......

Fathers & fathers are everywhere , but good fathers are very rare . I have so many fathers , but my best father is pyarelal. He is my neighbour. He often comes to my home & my mother likes him very much....

Funny SMS Messages - Dear customer! You

Ek Larki Kisi K Saath

Bhaag Gai

Ek Larki Ko Kuch

Ghunday Utha Kr Le


Gaye

Ek Larki Apne

Shohar Se Larne

K Baad Apne Ghar

Aa Gai

Ek Larki Apni Saas k

Haatho''n Zulm Ka

Nishana Bani

El Larki Chhat Se Giri

Aur Usay Kafi Chotai''n Aai

EXPRESS NEWS

Har LARKI Per Nazar ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - pappu arz karta hy

''1 admi apny dost k gar gya Ghanti bajany par aik chota sa bacha bahir nikla.

Admi bola: Beta ap k abu ghar par hen?

Bacha: Je wo to bazar gay howy hen.

Admi: Acha apny bary bhai ko bolao?

Bacha: Wo cricket khailny gay hen.

Admi: Acha tumhari ami to ghar hon gi?

Bacha: Je wo apni sahailiyon k sath picnic par gai hen.

Wo admi jal kar bola: To beta ap ghar men kiyon baithy hen, Ap b kahen jaen.

Bacha bola: Men b tu apny dost k ghr aya hua hu''

Love SMS Messages - Cute relationship is

KUCH TO HY TU BADAL GYA HY!
.
Wo Teri Ankhon K Khawb Sary Wo
Baten Sari Hisab Sary Sawal Sary
Jawab Sary
Wo khushain Sari
Azab Sary
Nasha Tha Jo Wo Utar Giya Hai,
.
KUCH TO HAI TU BADAL GYA HAI!
Jo Tery Milny Ki Arzo Thi
Jo Tujko Pany Ki Justju Thi
Hui jo chahat abi shuro thi
Jo Teri Ankhon Main Roshni Thi
Jo Teri Baton Ki Rangini Thi
Jo Teri Sanson Ki Tazgi Thi
Jo Tery Lehjy Main Chashni Thi
Wo Sara Meetha Pighal Gaya Hai
.
KUCH TO HY TU BDAL GYA HY

Naughty SMS Messages - molvi

Kbi kbi dil chahta he k kuch aisa hojae.

Paperz hon mgr result na aye,

Classz hun mgr teacher na aye,

Van mai bethain mgr school na aye,

Picnic pr jaen mgr wo khtam na hone paye,

Gaarri chalaen mgr wo petrol na khaey,

Kabi kabi parhain mgr position pahli aaye,

Haftay me 4 din hon takay Sunday jaldi jaldi aye,

Sub dost treat datay rhein or hamari bari kabi na aaey.

Aur

Light ay magar wapas na jaey.

Kash k sb aisey hi ho jaey.


Ge0 pakistani students . .

Funny SMS Messages - way gujra way way gujra way

Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don''t Laugh).

As she stood in front of yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind.

She asked, "What are all those clocks?" Yamraj answered, "Those are LieClocks.

Everyone on Earth has a LieClock.Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."


"Oh," said Rabri, "Who''s clock is that?"That''s Gautam Buddha''s.

The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie.

"And whose clock is that? "That''s Abraham Lincoln''s clock.

The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life."

Rabri asked, "Where''s my Laloo''s clock?"

Laloo"s clock is in my office", replied yamraj, "I''m using it as a ceiling fan.

Friendship SMS Messages - Flowers Of Friendship

PYAR V/S DOSTI :

1.Pyar Ek Shikva Hai,

Dosti Ek Jazba Hai.

2.Pyar Me Hr Bar Dhoka Milta Hai,

Dosti Me Bar Bar Moka Milta Hai.

3.Pyar Diwano Ka Kam Hai,

Dosti Smjdaron Ka.

4.Pyar Me Musibt Hoti Hai,

Dosti Me Nasiht.

5.Pyar Me Dil Toot Ta Hai To Koi Rusva Hota Hai,

Par Mit Jane K Bad B,Dosti Ka Ek Rutba Hota Hai.

Funny SMS Messages - ehsan quereshi style

Life While Doing M.B.B.S

1sr Yr: Yahoo I''m In

Medical College

2nd Yr: Kahan Phans

Gaya? Help Me

3rd Yd: Severe

Migraine, Sumtymz

Pagalpan b

4th Yr: Aah Soon It''ll

b Over

5th Yr: Finaly It''ll b


Over

House Job: I Did It

Job : I Love Myself

W8 a Min !

Sunthing Is Missing

Ohhh !!! Meri

"JAWANI" ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Q. What does 98 stand for in Windows98?

Height Of Cowardice:

2 Persons Fighting Through Sms

Height Of Helplessmess:

Receiving No Sms For A Weak

Height Of TimePass:


A Person Snding Sms To HimSelf

Height Of Achievement:

A Person Snding Sms To A Girl Wanting To Become Frnds & Getting A Reply

Height Of Expectation:

Snding Pakistani Team An E-mail, Wishing Them To Win A Match.

Height Of Having No Work:

U r Reading Such Long Sms . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - bb hum sharminda hain

Math tells us three of the tragic love stories.

Tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever.

Parallel lines who were never meant to meet.

And asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together.

Who says maths is boring?!?:-)

Friendship SMS Messages - What Is The Height

We Make So Many Friends,

Sum Bcum Dearest,

Sum Bcum Special,

Felt In Love Wid Sum1,

Sum Go Abroad,

Sum Change Their Cities,

Sum Left Us,

We Left Sum,

Sum R In Contact,

Sum R Not In Contact,

Sum Don''t Contact Cuz Ov Their Ego,

We Don''t Contact Sum Cuz Ov Our Ego,

Wht Eva They Were,

How Eva They Are..

We Still Remember, Love, Missed, Cared Them Cuz Ov The Part They Played To Made

"MEMORIES"

Dedicated 2 All My,

(-: "FRIENDS" ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Ghar ma Mera hi Hukam chlta hy

why is fire engine red in colour????

ans: bcoz fire engine has ladder,ladder has steps,


steps r foot long n measured by ruler,

ruler can be king or queen, elizabeth was a queen..

elizabeth is also name of ship,ship floats on sea,

fiahes live in sea,fishes have fins,fins r people from finland,

national flag of finland is red ,

so fire engine is red in colour

Funny SMS Messages - ''Police ki maar se koi mar to nahi jata

Arrange Marriage:

5,00,000 Shadi Par.

1,00,000 Haq Meher.

Aur

Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000

Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000

Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667

1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778

Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963

.

Ufff! Tauba Tauba.

Love Marriage:

Sirf 120 Rupay Ka Stamp Paper.

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A Massege From: The Students Of Accounting & Finance.

Invest at Your Own Risk.

Funny SMS Messages - what is love?

Motivational Thought

In 1980, IDBI bank rejected loan for Mukesh Ambani(world''s richest man)

In 2008, Mukesh Ambani decided to buy IDBI bank

This shows that nothing is impossible

Now in 2009, Citi bank rejected loan for me

But in 2020, I''m planning to...

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Apply 4 loan again. :-)

Funny SMS Messages - The Seven Modern

Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don''t Laugh).

As she stood in front of yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind.

She asked, "What are all those clocks?" Yamraj answered, "Those are LieClocks.

Everyone on Earth has a LieClock.Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said Rabri, "Who''s clock is that?"That''s Gautam Buddha''s.


The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie.

"And whose clock is that? "That''s Abraham Lincoln''s clock.

The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life."

Rabri asked, "Where''s my Laloo''s clock?"

Laloo"s clock is in my office", replied yamraj, "I''m using it as a ceiling fan.