Gharaylo Totky
1-agr apko kutta kat ly to ap usy kat len.Hisab brabr
2-Dudh phut jay to sfaed dhage sy c len,Ksi ko pta nhe chlega
3-Agr apka qad chota hy tu 3,4 bar phansi lga lain agr bach gy tu bht faida hoga
4-Agr ap k bal girty hn tu tind krwa lain phr nhi girain gy.
Salesman: do u''ve dog?
Man:Yes
sale:Wr?
Man:home
Sale:i''m sory cnt sel u unles i c dog.Store policy
next day
man:do u''ve cat food?
Sale:whr''s cat?
Man:home
Sales:sory can''t sel u unles I c cat
3day man walks in wid bag
Sale:Wts in bag?
Man: put ur hand in
Sale:It''s warm and moist Wat is it?
Man: p0tty!! I need toilet paper.... =P ;->
Hamare Ghar Daawat Hai...
Ammi To Mana Kar Rahi Thin K
Aatta Chawal Gosht Sab
Mehenge Ho Gaye Hain...
Magar Maine Unse Kaha K
Aane Wala Apna Rizq
Saath Le Kar Aata Hai...
To Apna Khana Saath Le Kar
Aana Waise Hum
Log Biryani Shoq Se Khate Hain...OK...
Wife ne jawab dia
"Aap ki salary k badle 100 kiss milay, hissab bhej ri hin:
1.Doodh wala 2 kiss ma maaan gaya,
2.Teacher ko 7 kiss deni pari,
3.Sabziwala 7 kiss ma nai mana is lie 9 deni pari
4.Makaan malik to roz 6-7 kiss lay jata hai
Aap fiqar nai karna, mere paas abhi lag bhag 30-40 kiss aur hain.
Mahina aaram se kat jayega."
Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto
“Dard-e-bhutto”
“Dard-e-bhutto”
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
hui thi wo election main khari,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
Dil main hay mere
“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"
“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"
ha koi muqabla karne wala
but I believe its what is inside our hearts that gives us the drive to live.
The love thats inside our heart that makes us who we are. The greatest gift in my eyes is the ability to love.
To share the love we hold in our hearts is the greatest gift God has given us because people only can live for so long,
but our memories and our love last for eternity.
jahan bhi msg krunga 5-10 msg ek sath bhej dunga
"wanted"
ek baar jo mene "sms" KRNA shuru kr diya to
uske baad to mai apne "balance" ki bhi nhi sochta.. "dabbang" hum tumhare mobile me itne sms krenge ki confuse ho jaoge ki konsa padhe or konsa delete kre."ready"duniya me tumhe sab se zyada msg sirf 3 log karenge:i,me, and myself.."body guard" mujh par ek ehsaan KRNA mere msg mujhe re send mat KRNA...
Tune 18 saal ki umar me mama kans ko mara,
BIN LADEN ko hath laga kar to dikha…
Tune Arjun ko to Saari Geeta sunayee,
Mere Project Manager se ek baar baat kar ke to dikha..
Tune to Arjun ka Sarathi banke Pandavon ko jitaaya
Indian Cricket team ka Coach ban ke WorldCup jitaake to dikha…
Tune bhari mehfil mein draupadi ko saree pehnai,
Mallika sherawat ko ek jodi kapde pehna ke to dikha…
Tune gokul ki 1600 gopiyan patai,
Meri company ki sirf ek ladki ko pata kar to dikha…
Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha…
year 1990
A=Yar ye Lite Q Jati hai
B=Pta nhi, shaid Transfrmr Badlty¿hen
year 2010
A=Yar ye Lite kb aye gi
B=Jub Hmary Elaqy ki Jae gi tb Tmhary Elaqy ki Ayegi
year 2014
A=Yar ye Lite ay gi Aaj?
B=Nhi Aaj lahore me hai, rwp/islmbd ki Bari Kal hai
year 2030
A=Suna hai Purane Waqton me Lite hua Krti thi
B=So Ja Lite wite Kuch nhi Hoti, Sub Tera Wehm hai..:
PASSI0N:
Jhaaro Pocha
SPECIALIST:
Gattar or Pipe line kholna
Date of Birth:
16/03/75
WEIGHT:164 Kgs
HEIGHT:3''5"
COLOR:Dark Chocolate blck
BIRTH PLACE:
BhAiNs C0L0ny
DREAM:
ShAdi kArooNgi to Sirf sMs phArnE wALE sE... =P
Oy huy..
MuskurAhAt tu dEkho MErE dosT keE... ;->
Agr Mobile companies bijli banati to kya hota ?
Pehle 2 ghante k bad bijli free,
5 frnds n family members ko 600 unit free,
weekends pr bijli totaly free,
rat 12 bje se subah 6 bje tk bijli 5 rupe ghnta,
bijli TM HI TO HO,
unit bijli or bill pr NO SMJHOTA,
bijli the smart choice,
isse sasti srf mombti
Admi bola: Beta ap k abu ghar par hen?
Bacha: Je wo to bazar gay howy hen.
Admi: Acha apny bary bhai ko bolao?
Bacha: Wo cricket khailny gay hen.
Admi: Acha tumhari ami to ghar hon gi?
Bacha: Je wo apni sahailiyon k sath picnic par gai hen.
Wo admi jal kar bola: To beta ap ghar men kiyon baithy hen, Ap b kahen jaen.
Bacha bola: Men b tu apny dost k ghr aya hua hu''
"Current Ho na Ho"
"Janam Supply Karo"
"Aa Ab B.Tech Karain"
"Kabhi A.C Kabhi D.C"
"Fuse Lagaya Tou Darna Kia"
"Engineer No.1"
"Engineeering Koi Khel Nahi"
"Input Wale Output Le Jayenge"
"Maine Engineering Kion Li ?" ;->
"students Vs teacherz"..
.
.
When We R in class, We R ''students'',
When They R in class, They R ''scholars''
When We corect Our writing, its ''overwritting'', when They corect their, its ''correction''
When We copy from otherz, We R ''cheaters'', when They copy, They R ''quotes''
When We joke in class, We R ''jokers'', when They joke, They R ''witty''
When We Don''T Do Our work On time, We R ''sluggish,''
When They Don''T Do, They R ''busy''
.
.
Kya Ye khula TAZAAD Nhi?
Frnd:
Eid Namaz kahan parhi?
Pathan:
Sath wale ground me.
Ajeeb namaz thi,
na sajda,
na rukoo,
aur
Molvi k agay koi charpai rakh k so raha tha.
Frnd:
Oye Pagal, Wo to janaza tha kisi ka.
Pathan:
Oho, Mein to buht se logo ko galay mil k Mubarakbad bhi de aya..
Frnd: Us k pas cigerate lga kr jana or us ka dhunwa us k mu pe mar k kehna
Janu agr tm kaho to ye adat b chor skta hun.
Us ne ja kr esa hi kia....!
Bv ne sun kr jwab dia
"Agr Gold Leaf hai te ek suta menu v lawa"
tum hamari kursi sey ghirey they aur meinein kaha tha,
"kursi to bach ghayee hai na"!
mein uss din k liye muafi mangana chahta hoon aur aaghey sey jab b ghiro ghey to kahoon gha,
"Kursi chahey toot jaye par tum mat bachna"!
HauLay HauLay sE Apni Lagti Hai..
HauLay HauLay Phir SupPLy Lagti Hai.
Haommmm !!!
Tu Sabr TO Kr mErAy yaAr.
sUpPLy hO yA LarkI kA pYar.
Tu ghAr nA bTAien mEraY yaAR.
WarNA CHamri hO jAyE gI LaAL
HauLay HauLay Tu hO jAyE gA PasS "O BaLiya"
HauLay HauLay Ho jAye GA paAsS.
::sMs G@MBlr::
One tree can start a forest…
One flower can awaken the dream…
One smile begins a friendship…
One laugh will conquer a gloom…
One candle destroys the darkness…
One sunbeam lights a room…
One breath brings life eternal…
One path will lead you home…
One touch can show you care…
One word must start each prayer…
One heart can know what is true…
One life can make the difference…
And that one is
YOU......;->
V can use tears as a threat. ;->
Most guys wont hit us. ;->
V can always find someone to pay for our drink. ;->
V slap hard. ;->
V''re tempting. ;->
V dont have to pay for dinner. ;->
V''re the subject of almost ALL the love songs. ;->
No matter how mean v r, v can always get someone to fall in love wid us. ;->
We dont always mean wht v say. ;->
V dont always say wht v mean. ;->
Our Handwriting is Always Better... ;->
AgLy rOz kaNjoS Ne Dost ko pHonE kiA Aur Pocha kaHo GhorA kAiSA hAi tEz Dorta Hai Na
Dost Tanzia Andaz Mein kEhNy LaGa Han itNa tEz Dorta Hai k iS Dunya Se
Us Dunya Pohunch Gaya Hai. . //->
A: Mere khayal Mei Mard ziyada sharif hote hain, kyun k Mardo Mei
Umar Sharif,
Nawaz Sharif,
Shehbaz Sharif,
hain.
Jab k Aurton Mei sirf 1 Babra Sharif hi hai or wo kitni sharif ha ye ham sab janty hain
on your birthdaybr
Sim band Ho Jaye Allah Kare Teri
Duur Dunya Main Chamakne Se Ujala Ho Jaye
Jo Mujhe Sms Na Kare Us Ka Rung Kala Ho Jaye
Ho Mera Kaam In Faqeero''n Ko Sms Kerna
In Kanjuso''n Ghareebo''n Ka Inbox Bharna
Mere Allah Inhain Bhi Gairat Aa Jaye
Ye Sms Parhte Hii In Ka Bhi Sms Aa Jaye . .
"Once A Fisherman Got
Up Vry Erly In d
Morning Since Its
Impossible 2 See
Anything
He Wantd 2 Pass His
Time
He Found A Sack Full Of
Small Stones
He Began Tossing Them
Into The River
At Last Whn He Was Left
Wid One Stone To Toss
The First Stroke Of
Sunrise Came
He Saw The Stone He
Was Holding
It Was Diamond
He Then Realized That
He Had Thrown A Sack
Full Of Diamonds ..."
Moral :
Never Get Up Early In
The Morning ... ;->
If Love Has Fear
Friendship Has Care ...
If Love Breaks
Friendship
Friendship Breaks
Hate ...
If Love Gives Tears
Friendship Gives
Support ...
If Love Makes
Possessive
Friendship Makes
Cooperative ...
If Love Ends On Hate
Friendship Ends On
Love ...
If Love Is For Always
Friendship Is Forever ... :)
Tu meri “KARB” ki raaton ko bhalay khatam na ker,
Uss ke her shaam k aakhir mai “SAWAIRA” ker day.
Uss k “DIL” k kisi konay main jaga day mujh ko…
Uss ki “AANKHON” ko meray sapnon say khaira ker day
Yeh meray dil ki dua hay “MERA MOLA SUN LAY”…
Saaaari duniya say chupa ker “USSAY MERA KER DAY”
