Funny SMS Messages - MALLIKA dancing public clapping

man:I''d like to buy som dog food

Salesman: do u''ve dog?

Man:Yes

sale:Wr?

Man:home

Sale:i''m sory cnt sel u unles i c dog.Store policy

next day

man:do u''ve cat food?

Sale:whr''s cat?

Man:home

Sales:sory can''t sel u unles I c cat

3day man walks in wid bag

Sale:Wts in bag?

Man: put ur hand in

Sale:It''s warm and moist Wat is it?

Man: p0tty!! I need toilet paper.... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - cutest love story

Some Of The Unrefusable Facts Of Today''s World.

Today We Have Bigger Houses But Small Families,

More Degrees But Less Common Sense,

Advanced Medicines But Poor Health,

Touched Moon But No Contact With Our Neighbours,

High Income But Less Peace Of Mind,

Free Sms''s But No Intention To Send Anyone.. =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - once cow,elephant and donkey arguing who is the best?

3 bacho ki ma ne 3 bacho k baap se shadi karli,

hasti khelti jindgi ki barbadi karli.

Din ache ho gaye 3 aur bache ho gaye,

ek din office ki ghanti khadki.

Aage se patni bhadki,

"aap vaha bethe kalam ghasit rahe hain

aur yahan aap k bache aur mere bache milke

hamare bacho ko peet rahe hain!"

Funny SMS Messages - Thinking Of Lady Banker ...

Aata Hy Yaad Humain Double Sawari Ka Zamana,

Wo Apni Bike Ko Chamkana,

Wo Kaminapan Krna,


Wo Coaching K Samne Villi Lagana,

Wo Bachiyan Phansana,

Wo Hasna Hasana,

Wo C-View Jana,

Wo Baot Basin Per Raja Sahab Ka Pan Khana Aur Sutte Lagana,

Wo Logo Ki Hatana,

Wo Tulley Ko Cherh Kar Bike Bhagana

Burns Road Jana,

Wo Roll Point K Roll Khana,

Wo Paise Urana,


Na Wo Din Hain

Na Ratain,

Agar Kuch Hy To Bus Yaadein He Yaadein... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.

If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who

doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is

doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the


doctor who doctors doctors?

"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor''s the doctor.

Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his

own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the

doctor in the doctor''s way"

Funny SMS Messages - Shohar. Chalo Tumsay Shadi ker kay mujhe ek to bohat bara faida howa.

"JHOOM RE"

Ek sahab nAshay me LarkhratAY hUay fOOT paTH per JA rahay thay..!

Pol¡CemAn nE Roka oR poocha:Tum Jantay hO mA¡N Kon hoON?

Nashai Sahab Ne Gor Se Dekha oR kaha:NAHI...!

Haan agR Tum ye Bta Do k Tumhara ghar Kahan hai?

TO mAIN tumhaien tumharay ghar Tak Chor Aaon ga.

Love SMS Messages - if i could stop time i

What is Love?

It’s silence when your words would hurt,

It’s patience when your neighbor’s curt,

It’s defense when the scandal flows,


It’s thoughtfulness for another’s woes,

It’s promptness when stern duty calls,

It’s courage when misfortune falls

Funny SMS Messages - defence me 1 bangla

Haal-E-Dil Sub Ko Matt Batana,

Agar Koi Puchey Toh Bas Muskurana,

Agar Muskurane Ka Koi Sabab Puchey Toh,

Luqmani Manjan Ka Kamal Hai Ye Batana ... ;->

Agar Koi Puchey Toh Bas Muskurana,

Agar Muskurane Ka Koi Sabab Puchey Toh,

Luqmani Manjan Ka Kamal Hai Ye Batana ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Agar dantttooon k Doctor

Lab-pe-aati hai duaa ban k tamanna meri,Zindagi ek LOVER ki sorat ho Khudaya meri,IMPRESS muj se her ek larki ho jai,Meri ek nazar pe dil apna wo de jai,Ho meri JEANS se mere badan ki zeenat,Jis tarhan MAKEUP se hoti hai HUSAN ki zenat,Ho mera kum scho0l,College k bahir FLURT krna,Her haseen larki ki MAA se b mohabat krna,Mere ALLAH parrhaayi se bachana muj ko,ISHQ ki jo raah ho ussi raah par CHALANA mujh ko.

Funny SMS Messages - Bhikari Pathan sy!

Eik bAr Eik kaNjos Ne Apne Dost kO MaryaL Ghora

Tohfay Mein Dia Magar Wo Ghora Usi Raat Mar gYa.

AgLy rOz kaNjoS Ne Dost ko pHonE kiA Aur Pocha kaHo GhorA kAiSA hAi tEz Dorta Hai Na

Dost Tanzia Andaz Mein kEhNy LaGa Han itNa tEz Dorta Hai k iS Dunya Se

Us Dunya Pohunch Gaya Hai. . //->

Funny SMS Messages - Aapki Aur Aapki Poori

Aik borhi orat nay 100 police walon ki dawat ki.

Police officer: Amma G ye khana kis khushi mai khilaya?

Amma: Mai manat mani si k mera ghar bn giya

tay mai 100 haramdian nu roti khwaon gi

Es lai tawanon roti khawai

Police officer hans K bola:

Amma aina takaluf Q''n kita

1 wapda wala sadd laina C.

Funny SMS Messages - Ek ladka..

Ek ladka..

Ek ladka.. jiska angrezi mein haath tang tha...

usey first year mein ek ladki se pyaar ho gaya..

3 saal tak kaafi koshish karke.. I love you..

bolna seekha.. aur himmat karke.. final year mein..

ladki ko propose kiya.. said-- I Love you!!

Girl replied - I know..

ladka wahan se bhaag gaya.. doston ne poocha kya hua..

to udaas hoke bola.. mana kar diya.. kehti hai I no..

Funny SMS Messages - memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hai

THE NEWS

14 Aug 2020

Headline News

PM BILAWAL meet Presidnt ZARDARI

President ZARDARI visit neighbour country BALOCHISTAN

PAK loses Cricket series against CANADA

IMRAN khan is the leader of TALIBAN

MEERA 25th BIRTHDAY 2day

9th SEPTEMBER on death anivrsary of CHOUDHRY BROTHERS

OSAMA still WANTED

SHOAIB AKHTER hopeful 2 play in nxt MATCH

1$=420Rs

Petrol 1 ltr=1450Rs

CNG=3020Rs/kg

Gold=2000000/10g

AATA stolen frm LHR Museum

Sugar 1100/kg =P ;)

Funny SMS Messages - Friedship is just like

Future Mein Price List Is Tarha Ho Gi,

Chawal 1 Rupay K 2 Danay,

Daal 50 Paisay Ki 4 Danay,

Oil 10 Rupay Ka 2 Drop,

Doodh 2 Rupay Ka 1 Qatra,

List K Neeche 1 Zaruri Note Bhi Likha Hoga Kay Jo Bhi Yeh Sab Cheezein Khareede Ga Usay Asli Desi Ghee Ki Khushboo Muft Soonghnay Ko Milay Gi.

Funny SMS Messages - APKI BATAIN...

A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet

Hi, how r u?

he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?

well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?

No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.

There is an idiot in other toilet who is

answering my questions.. ;->

Funny SMS Messages - 1 Admi Public Bathroom Gya

'' 3 '' Cheezen Hamesha K Liye Bhula Do:

1


DarD

2

GhAM

3

RoothNA

'' 3 '' CheeZAiN KAbhi Na BhuLAnA:

1

"HumAyuN"

2

Us K Msgs

3

US KI PERSONALITY.. ;)

''3'' Kaam kAbhi nA kArnA:

1

Is Msg k0 Edit kArnA

2

ApnA nAAm LikhnA

3

DooSroN k0 Msg Bhej k IMpreSS kArnE ki nAkAAm KoShiSh kArnA... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - GIVE ME SWEET KISS"

I Got Zero Marks in Exam.

So Check the Paper and Tell me I am right Na!

Q.1 What is Formula of Water?

Ans: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O (H to O).

Q.2 Till When 2nd World War was Fought?


Ans: From page 115 to page 120.

Q.3 Who Was Bhagat Singh?

Ans: Ajay Davegan, Bobby Deol.

Now Tel Me Who is Wrong,

Me or Teacher?:-)

Love SMS Messages - I Wish My Eyes

I never knew a love

A love that could be sweeter

No matter what my mind says

Your music gives me fever

The moment that we danced

Your arms felt like a cradle

And when you took my hand


I was no longer able

It never felt so right before

I need to be with you much more

I can''t believe this kind of fate

We can runaway...

Is it love?

Funny SMS Messages - U r 1 of d most CUTE persons I have seen.

''1 admi apny dost k gar gya Ghanti bajany par aik chota sa bacha bahir nikla.

Admi bola: Beta ap k abu ghar par hen?

Bacha: Je wo to bazar gay howy hen.

Admi: Acha apny bary bhai ko bolao?

Bacha: Wo cricket khailny gay hen.

Admi: Acha tumhari ami to ghar hon gi?

Bacha: Je wo apni sahailiyon k sath picnic par gai hen.

Wo admi jal kar bola: To beta ap ghar men kiyon baithy hen, Ap b kahen jaen.

Bacha bola: Men b tu apny dost k ghr aya hua hu''

Love SMS Messages - LOVE OF MY LIFE

mein sahil pe likhi hui ebaarat nahein

jo lehroon sey mit jaati hai

mein baarish ki baarasti boond nahein


jo baras kar tham jati hai

mein khuaab nahein

jisey dekhaa aur bhula diya jaye

mein shama nahein

jisey phoonka aur bhuja diya jaye

mein hawa ka jhonka nahein

jo aya aur guzar gaya

mein chaand bhi nahein

jo raat k baad dhal jaata hai

mein to woh ehsaas hoon jo


tujh mein lahoo bun kar gardish karay

mein to woh rang hoon jo

teray dil par

chahray aur kabhi naa utray

mein to woh parwana hoon jo

jalta rahay aur fana naa hoga

khuaab, ibaaarat, hawak ki tarhaan

chaand, boond, shama ki tarhaan

meray mitnay ka sawaal hi nahein

KIYON K MEIN TO MOHABBAT HOON


AUR MOHABBAT KO KOI ZAWAAL NAhi

Love SMS Messages - Bichedte hue yaad

ussay apni zaat ki fikar thi wo jo mera wakif e haal tha
woh jo us ki subhe urooj thi woh mera waqt e zawal tha
mera dard woh kaisay janta meri baat woh kaisay manta
woh to khud fanna k safar main tha usay rokna bhi mohal tha
kahan jao gay mjhay chor kar main yeh poch poch k thak gaya
woh jawab mujh ko na de saka woh to khud sarapa sawal tha
woh mila to saddiyon baad bhi mera lab per koi gila na tha
ussay meri chup ne rula dia jisay guftugu main kamal tha

Funny SMS Messages - Ankhain kissi k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band Thin

Ankhain kissi k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band Thin

Ankhain kissi k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band Thin

Duniya Samjh Rahi Thi, Neend Aagai Mujko

Shadiya Karo KASHISH Ki Tarah,

Lambi Umar Ho BAA Ki Tarah,

Rote Raho TULSI Ki Tarah,

Aur,

GADHO,

*Plus Band Karo Aur Insaan Bano

Funny SMS Messages - Khuda ki qasam tum bohat khubdurat ho

Congratulations to you, my old friend,

Birthday wishes to you, I do send.

You look good for your age, I could say,

But you look good to me any day.

When I look in the mirror, I sigh,


''Cause I know the mirror doesn''t lie.

You''re aging like me, so you surely can see

That you''re getting to be an old guy.

Naughty SMS Messages - bahoon main

"Very intersting"

Dunya Ki Sub se Taqatwar Shay hai Loha.

Her Shay Ko Kaat Dalta hai.

Lohay se Taqatwar hai Aag,


Jo Lohay ko Pighla deti hai.

Aag se Taqatwar hai Paani,

Jo Aag ko Bujha deta hai.

Aur Paani se Taqatawar hai Insan,

Jo Usay Pee Jata hai.

Insan se Taqatwar hai Maut,

Jo use Kha jati hai.

Aur Maut se Taqatwar hai Sadqa,

Jo Maut ko Taal deta hai.

Aur Sadqay se Taqatwar hai

*"MOLVI"*

JO SADQA BHI KHA JATA HAI....!

Funny SMS Messages - Maa: Beta Kya Kar Rahe Ho?

I Got Zero Marks in Exam.

So Check the Paper and Tell me I am right Na!

Q.1 What is Formula of Water?

Ans: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O (H to O).

Q.2 Till When 2nd World War was Fought?

Ans: From page 115 to page 120.

Q.3 Who Was Bhagat Singh?

Ans: Ajay Davegan, Bobby Deol.

Now Tel Me Who is Wrong,

Me or Teacher?:-)

Funny SMS Messages - Wife: I wish I was a newspaper

Why pakistan is in trouble ? Population: 16 crore

4 crore retired

3 crore in state govt don''t work

2 crore in school

2 crore under 5 year

2 crore unemployed

2 crore house wives

99,99,998 are any time in jail.


The balance is you & me. you are busy in checking SMS.

HOW can i handle pakistan alone? ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Badalo ke sath jab hawa chalti hai...

Badalo ke sath jab hawa chalti hai...

Badalo ke sath jab hawa chalti hai...

To mujhe tumhari yaad aati hai.

Aasman mein jab badal garajte hai...

To mujhe tumhari yaad aati hai.

Barsaat jab shuru hoti hai ...

To mujhe tumhari yaad aati hai.

...................................

Abey mera chata vapas kar.

Love SMS Messages - Ro Rahay Hain Aaj Hum

Wo raato ke neende urane laga hai
Meri khwahisho ko jagane laga hai
Adao ke nahkre dikhaongi me osko
Main ghusse me ziyada sataongi osko
Mere dil me bs wahi hai samaya
Yeh kya dard dil mere dil me jagaya
Subah shaam mere khiyalo pe chaya
Kaun hai jo sapno main aaya

Love SMS Messages - Sapna Kabhi sakar

kro tu kis k lye akhir malal uska.

usy nahi tu mujhe bhi nahi khyal uska,

meri wafa ne banaya he bewafa usko,

kisi ada par nahi hai kamal uska,

mere naseeb ki yeh bhi tu khush naseebi hai,

k mujhe ko dekh kar sub pochty hain haal uska,


yehi dua me karo har baras k pehle din,

mere bagher ne guzry koi b saal uska,

mere urooj ko us k naseeb me likh dy,

khuda-e-paak mujhe sounp dy zawaal uska

Funny SMS Messages - Ek Memon Ne Wakeel

High Level Insult....

Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.

Man Nearby:

People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.

Johnny:

My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.

Man:

Did He Eat Many Sweets?

Johnny:

No, He Always Minded His Own Business

Love SMS Messages - Suhani Raaton Ki Chandni

sun0!
y0n chup se na raha kar0,
y0n kham0sh se j0 h0 jatay h0,
dil k0 weham sa h0 jata hai...
kahin khafa t0 nahi h0,
kahin udaas t0 nahi h0...
tum b0ltay achay lagtay h0,
tum dantay achay lagtay h0...
kabi shararat se kabi ghusay se,
kabi hanstay achay lagtay h0...
sun0! tum achay lagtay h0....

Funny SMS Messages - Santa:Doctor,This Medicine

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?


Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

Love SMS Messages - How Many Times

Perfect Love Is Not Receiving

It''s Giving & Frgiving

Perfect Love Isn''t Red Roses On Valentine''s Day

It''s The Rest Of 364 Days Of Knowing U Love Someone

Perfect Love Is Nt Phone Calls & Stolen Kisses


It''s The Silent Smile In The Memory Of Ur Sweet Heart

Perfect Love Is Not A Grand wedding But Spending A Life Time Together

Perfect Love Is Not The First Kiss & Make-up

Its Loving The ONE Who Annoys The Hell Out You . . .

Funny SMS Messages - Aik Aadmi ne apni wife ko khat likha

After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.

Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?

Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.

Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?

Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.

Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?


Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.

Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.

Son: Mai kiya Allama ki Aulaad hon jo pass ho jaonga. :-)

Love SMS Messages - If Ur Blood Cud

Hijir ka taara doob chala hai dhalny lagi hy rat wasi
Qatra qatra baras rahi hai ankhon se barsat wasi
tery bad ye dunya wale mujh ko pagal kar dein gy
khushbu k dais mein mujh ko le chal apne sath wasi
yunhi chup ki mohr laga kr kb tk gumsum betho gy
khamoshi se dum ghut-ta hy chero koi baat wasi

Love SMS Messages - Wo Muje Bohat Yad Ata Hai

Wo Muje Bohat Yad Ata Hai

Usai Pata Hai Mujse Intzar Nahi Hota
Phr B Karwata Hai
Usai Pata Hai Tanhai Achi Nahi Lagti
Phr B Chor K Chala Jata Hai
Usai Pata Hai Wo Mere Jism-O-Jan Main Basta Hai
Phr Bhi Wo Mujhe Bhul Jata Hai
Usai Pata Hai Muje Usai Mohabbat Hai
Phr Bhi Wo Muje Satata Hai
Khud To Yad Karta Hai
Jbi Usko Bhulana Chahun Wo Yad Aa Jata Hai
Wo Muje Bohat Satata Hai
Kbi Nafrat To Kbi Pyar Jatata Hai
Kehta Hai Dost Hai Hum
Phr Q Apni Mohbat Jatlata Hai
Wo Bohat Satata Hai
Izhar-E-Mohabat Main Wo Inkar Batlata Hai
Par Kehta Hai Wo Muje Bohat Chahta Hai
Jab Tanha Hota Hai Mere Pas Ata Hai
Muje Tanhaeyon Main Chor Jata Hai
Wo Muje Bohat Yad Ata Hai
Wo Muje Bohat Yad Ata Hai

Funny SMS Messages - bas bohat hua b

Pehli dafa insan jab dalta hy to nervous hota hy

Ahista se dalo tou phisal k pura andar chala jata hy

phir ajeeb-o-Gharib awazein aane lagti hy

Lekin tum bilkul na Ghabrana, confidence se daley rehna or us waqt tak na nikalna jab tak apki Money nhi nikal ati

phir apna

ATM CARD

machine se nikal lena!