Love SMS Messages - FaCt Of LiFe

Kash main keh sakoon kabhi tm se
Dil ki har bat ankahi tm se.......... ...
Kash main keh sakoon kabhi ye bhi
bari mushkil hai dil lagi tm se
Kash ke main keh sakoon ke tm kya ho
Hai mere dil main chandni tm se
Kash main keh sakoon kabhi ke mujhe
Baat karni hai zaroori tm se
Kash ke ye bhi kabhi pooch sakoon
kaise hoti hai berukhi tm se
Kash wo waqt bhi ajaye ke ho
meri duniya main roshni tm se
Kash ye raz keh sakoon main kabhi
Hai ahseen meri shairi tm se
Kash lafzon main kabhi keh paoon
Mil ke hoti hai jo khushi tm se
Kash ye umr yoon guzar jaye
meri yadain rahain saji tm se.

Funny SMS Messages - " A man asked

''Boy:

Aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?

Girl:

Kal rat to hadd he ho gaye, Uff 2 ghantay! meri to jaan he nikal gaye

Saaray kapray geelay ho gae


Pehlay to aik ghanta kartay thay

Magar kal to pooray 2 ghantay tak saans he nahi aaye

1 Ghanta bhe buhat tha

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ye 2 Ghantay ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai''

Funny SMS Messages - zindagi dour hai..... .

Truck K Peeche . . .

1 ameer aadmi ki zindagi biscuit or cake par aur 1 truck driver ki zindagi sterring aur break par.

Jalo Mat , Bararabari Karo.

shahidon ko salaam.. jo is truck ke niche aakar mar gaye!

Awaaz mat do main behra hoon!

80 Ke phool, 90 ki mala,

Buri nazar wale tera mooh kala!

phoolo phoolo khoob phoolo lekin apni aukaat mat bhoolo

peche he rehna aage aaoge toh kuchal diye jaoge

WOH KYA HOTA HAI?

mian chota tha tab auto tha

Buree nazar Waale, Tere bachche Jiyen


Bade Ho kar Tera Khoon Piyen

baja horan nikal foran

dulhan he dahez hai . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - angel askd a man af

angel askd a man af

Angel askd a man

after death:

Kya tum shadi shuda thy?

Man: Haan

Angel Orderd:

Ye dozakh bhugat k

aaya hy isay

jannat main daal do

Angel ask same

question to another

man:

Man: 2 baar shaadi ki thi

Angel orderd:


Isay dozakh main daal do

isay dozakhmain rehny ki

aadat ho gai hy ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - some of the unrefusa

Twice h0liday in A Week Applied bY Pak Govt 4 Saving 4000 M.W light.

Bt i hAve a Mega Project.

Q Na Pora saAL Chutian Kr k 192000 M.W Light sAve Ki jAye.

Export Bhi Kr Sktay hYn.

Now You Are Thinking.

Kya Chabli Mari Mainay.

Per Ay sOcho Shro KinNay KitTi?

Friendship SMS Messages - a coin to earn

ik chota say sapna tha

us sapne mein koi apna tha

us apne mein kuch sakoon tha

jo zindagi ka junon tha

us junoon mein ek rahat thi

jo sirf teri chahat thi


us chahat mein ek andaz tha

jo meri dhadkano ka raaz tha

us raaz mein ek khushbo thi

jo meri sooch ki justuju thi

us justuju mein ek hararat thi

jo meri khushiyoun ki sharat thi

us shahrat mein mein ek ehsaas tha

k tou jo mere pass tha

us pass mein jo ek araam tha

woh bus sirf ek tera naam tha

Funny SMS Messages - 1 bat soch rahe hain

''Voh Sadak Ke Us Paar Thi Hum Sadak Ke Is Paar The

Kuch Hum Aage Badhe, Kuch Voh Aage Badhi

Hum Kuch Aur Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Kuch Aur Aage Badhi

Hum Aur Bhi Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Aur Aage Badhi

Ab Hum Sadak Ke Us Paar Hein, Aur Voh Sadak Ke Is Paar Hein.''

Funny SMS Messages - nurse bohut achi hai

Farishta Murday Say: Main Hisaab Lainay Aaya Hun

Murda: Ayay Ho Mere Zindagi Mein Tum Bahar Bun K

Farishta: Hisaab Shoru

Murda: Pocho Zara Pocho Mujhay Keya Huwa Hai

Farishta: Allah Ko Yaad Kiya

Murda: Kabhi Bhoola Kabhi Yaad Kiya

Farishta: Kiya Tum Allah Say Dartay Ho

Murda: Pyar Keya To Darna Kiya

Farishta: Main Ja Raha Hun


Murda: Akailay Na Jana Mujhay Chor K Tum...

Farishta: Tum Cheez Keya Ho?

Murda: Main Cheez Bari Hon Mast Mast... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - What Is The Similarity

Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police

1) they Look healthy due to packings inside

2)wearing new unwashed clothes

3) new haircut n face shave

4) they do not speak or engage in talk

5) Recite something in their mouth

Keep an eye on your surroundings and when you see someone like mentiond above

Tey tusi v kalma par lena tawada v time agya g .... =P ;)

Funny SMS Messages - ''1 CHEETA CHARRS KI

(Bechara Mard)


Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zalim,

agar aurat se pit jaye to buzdil,

aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun,

peeche chale to zan mured,

aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous,

agar kuch na kahe to beghairat,

agar ghar se bahar rahe to awara,

ghar mein rahe to nakara,

bachon ko dantay to jabir,

na dantay to laperwah,


aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos,

na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala.

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Haye Mard bechara jaye tu jaye kahan...

Funny SMS Messages - ''Aap ke haath mein Mobile h

KAAM KI BAATEN

-Bandooq se nikla folaad or Pait se nikli olaad wapis nahi jate.

-Khila hua gulaab or laga hua julaab humesha nahi rehte.

-Khudi hui qabar or chupi hui khabar door se dikh jati hen.

-Jawani pe charha shabaab or zor se laga peshaab ziyadah dair nahi rukta

Funny SMS Messages - mary to abi shaadi

mary to abi shaadi

Pathan office se ghar aa raha tha k Rasty me

kisi ne bataya k

Tumhari biwi kisi ki shadi me dance kar rahi hy.

Pathan ghar aya or darwaze pe danda le k khara ho gya

8 bajy, 10 baje, 11 bajy 12 baje

rat k 3 baj gaye

lekin Biwi nahi aai

4 bajay pathan ko yaad aaya k

mary to abi shaadi hi nahi hui.

Break Up SMS Messages - Tujhay izhar-e-mohabba

Is se pahly k teri

chashm-e-karam maazarat ki nigaah ban jay..

Pyaar Dhal jay mere ashkoon mein aarazoo ek aah ban jay..

Mujh pe aa jay ishq ka ilzaam aur tu begunaah ban jay..

Mien tera shahar chhoor jaoon ga...

Is se pahly k sadagi teri lab-e-Khaamosh ko gila keh day..

Teri majaboriyaan na dekh sake aur dil tujh ko bewafa keh day..

Jany mein beKhudi mein kya poochoon,

jany tu beruKhi say kya keh day

mien tera shahar chhoor jaoon ga...

Is say pahly k tere hontoon say Ghair honoon k jaam Takraien

is se pahale ke zulf k baadal ajanabi bazuoon pe lehrayein

aur teri bebasi k nazary meri aankhoon pe aag barasayein..

Mein tera shahar chhoor jaoon ga..

Funny SMS Messages - A Student Was Asked

Step by step the journey goes on,

Little by little it may seem so long.

Forget about your past, you can"t change it,

Forget about your future, you cant predict it.

Just think about present, you can handle it.

Enjoy presents every moment & be happy....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to U....!

Funny SMS Messages - A boy n girl

Disco Dance Karte Howe Larke Aur Larki Ko

2 Kute Dekh Rahe The.

Ye Kya Kr Ha " 1 Kute Ne Dosre Se Pocha

Dosra kuta Bola Ye Tou Mai Nahe Janta Ho

Mai Ye Janta Ho k Jub Mai Is Tarah Karta Ho

Tou Mera Malik Mujhe

peit k kere Marne k Duwai Pilata Hai...... /

Love SMS Messages - What is love

matti ke jitne ghar main banata chala gaya

ik shaks khafa ho ke girata chala gaya

woh mujse buhat door door bhagta raha

jitna main uske naaz uthata chala gaya

ik mere waste he osne dard rakhe the

baki to wo har ik ko hasata chala gaya

thi haath main taqat magar dil nahin mana

uske siwa main subko harata chala gaya

dil main oski yaaad ke jitne chiragh the roshan

onko bhi wo sitmgar bhujata chala gaya

Funny SMS Messages - Yaar! Dhokha Ho Gaya"

''1BOY APNI DOR KI ANTI K GHAR GYA.

USY KAFI DAIR HO GAI,ANTI NE KHA BETA AJ TM GUDDO K PAS SO JAO.

BOY;RHNY DAIN MAIN BAHIR SOFY

PR HI SO JATA HON.

NEXT MORNING AK KHUBSORST GIRL

CHAYE LAI,

BOY; TM KON HO,

GIRL;MAIN GUDDO

AP KON?

BOY;MAIN ULLU DA PTHA.

HA.......''

Love SMS Messages - I Have A Heart

sun0!
y0n chup se na raha kar0,
y0n kham0sh se j0 h0 jatay h0,
dil k0 weham sa h0 jata hai...
kahin khafa t0 nahi h0,
kahin udaas t0 nahi h0...
tum b0ltay achay lagtay h0,
tum dantay achay lagtay h0...
kabi shararat se kabi ghusay se,
kabi hanstay achay lagtay h0...
sun0! tum achay lagtay h0....

Love SMS Messages - Remember It is Easy to say

Everything Has A Time And Place

Over Time Things Must Change

And Like A River Life Goes On

I Used To Say Love Was A Mistake

But I Was Wrong

Love Is The Greatest Thing

It Can Hurt Like Hell

But It Can Feel Like Heaven

And No Matter What Happens

This Love Make Me Dance Patiently

Funny SMS Messages - My Life Funda

Dedicated to BHAI LOG...

Kbhi Kbhi Mere Dil Me Khayal Ata Hy Agr

Altaf Bhai London NaJate To Kya Hota?

To 9.0 Pe Unka Mazar Hota

Mustafa Kamal mazr k upar over head or nechay under pas bana kar signal free mazar banata

Farooq Sattar Sajada Nashin Hota

Babar Ghauri Wahan Charas Bechta

Wasim Akhtar Jooty Rakhny K Paise Leta

Shoaib Bukhari Langar Ki Degh Bnata

Saleem Shehzad Jeben Kat''ta

Baqi Rabta Commity Qawali Gati... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - MunnaBhai: Y

Haal-E-Dil Sub Ko Matt Batana,

Agar Koi Puchey Toh Bas Muskurana,

Agar Muskurane Ka Koi Sabab Puchey Toh,

Luqmani Manjan Ka Kamal Hai Ye Batana ... ;->

Agar Koi Puchey Toh Bas Muskurana,

Agar Muskurane Ka Koi Sabab Puchey Toh,

Luqmani Manjan Ka Kamal Hai Ye Batana ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - pepsi

1 EmPLoYeE 2 oThR: Ap k fAthEr kYa kRtAY ThAy?

2nd: G Wo Jootay Bnatay ThAy.


1st:UnhoOn nE TumhAin Mochi Kyun Na BnAya?

DöOsRa bUhAT shIrmIndA Hua

After A wHiLE2nd asKd 4m

1st:aP K fAThr KYA krtAY ThAY?

1st:Wo Ek ShareEf iNsaAN ThAY.

2nd:uNhoOn nE ApKO ShArif kYun nA BnAya?

Funny SMS Messages - Kya Aap Pachvi

''rabba dukh na dena mere DOST ko

muje chahy Sukh ka pahar day day,,

ghoomy new cycle pe Dost mera

muje baly hi purani si mercedes car day day,,

bookha na rakhna mery dost ko khany ko tazi daal day day

mujhe baly hi kal ka cake+custers+biryani aur cokr ki botal 4 day day,,

phir na kehna kay DOST dua nhi kerty....''

Funny SMS Messages - Machchar ne apko kata wo uska Junun tha..

Ek Pathan job k Liye Form Fill kr Raha Tha,
Form mein eik Option tha k Aap ka Star Kya Hai?

Pathan ki samjh me Nahi Aaya

Usne kisi aur k Form main Dekha.
Us ne Apny star ki Option me Cancer likha huwa Tha.

Pathan ne kuch Socha,
Phir Apny Form Per Bawaseer Likh Dia. :-)

Funny SMS Messages - Teri GaLiyon mein na Rakhenge Qadam aaj K Baad

SLEEPING DISEASE ETIOLOGY

CAUSED BY: Lecturer


HOST: Students

REASON: Frequent Classroom Exposure

SYMPTOMS: Frequent falling on the table, Automatic closure of the eyes

CHRONIC FORM: Serious mucous discharge from mouth

PATHOGENIC LESIONS: Reddening of the eyes

PATHOGENISIS: Mild closing of the eyes, Short handwriting, Loss of conciousness

DIAGNOSIS: By adjacent person, Sometimes by thr prof.

TREATMENT: Not yet invented

PREVENTION: Bunk the class :)

Funny SMS Messages - AftEr thE rEs0uNdInG

Ek Aurat

Mahir-e-Nafsiyat k Pas


Gai Aur Kehne Lagi:

"Me Apne Chote Bete

Ki Waja Se Bht

Pareshan Hn, Wo Mitti

k Laddu Bna Bna k

Khata Hy"

Doctor:"Fikr Ki Baat

Nhi, Bara Hoga Tou

Khud Hi Adat Chooth

Jayegi"

Aurat:"Dr. Koi Fori Elaaj

Bataye''n Wrna Mere

Bete KI Dono Biwia''n Ro

Ro k Pagal Ho Jaye''n

Gi " ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Wo gulab hi kya hai jisme laali naho

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Love SMS Messages - Always sending

Samandar nay kaha

Mohabbat samandar key gehraiyo may chepie hoe eik seepe hai

Jiss may chahat jessa anmol moti mojood hai

Baadal nay kaha

Mohabbat eik ~dhanak hai

Jiss may har Rang Nomaya hota hai...

Shairr nay kaha


Mohabbat eik esse ghazal hai

Jo har eik sunay walay kay dil may

uttar te chali jate hai

Saaz nay kaha

Mohabbat eik essa geet hai

Jo Dil may uttar jata hai

Malee nay kaha

Mohabbat gulshan kay phool key woh dilkash khusboo hai

Jiss may sara

gulshan mehak uttah h

Funny SMS Messages - Iqbal K Kehnay Pe Jab Basera Kiya

Agr Mobile companies bijli banati to kya hota ?

Pehle 2 ghante k bad bijli free,

5 frnds n family members ko 600 unit free,

weekends pr bijli totaly free,

rat 12 bje se subah 6 bje tk bijli 5 rupe ghnta,

bijli TM HI TO HO,

unit bijli or bill pr NO SMJHOTA,

bijli the smart choice,

isse sasti srf mombti

Funny SMS Messages - Rule of boys:

adnam saami se inspire ho kar, humne bhi wajan kam karne ki thaani

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adnam saami se inspire ho kar, humne bhi wajan kam karne ki thaani

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adnam saami se inspire ho kar, humne bhi wajan kam karne ki thaani


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adnam saami se inspire ho kar, humne bhi wajan kam karne ki thaani


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roj khaaye channe aur piya thanda thanda paani...........;->

Friendship SMS Messages - khud pe bharosa

Dost milte hain yahaan dil ko dukhaane ke liye,

Ungaliyaan rakhte hain vo ham pe uthaane ke liye,

kyaa qusuur un kaa ye ikk rasm chalii aayi hai,

Tohamtein hotii hain duniyaa mein lagaane ke liye,

NaaKhudaa maan ke baithe hain jin kii kashtii mein,

Vo hamein maujon mein laaye thay Dubaane ke liye,

Vo havaaon kii tarah rukh ko

badal lete hain,

Ham nasiibon se lade thay jinhein paane ke liye,

Funny SMS Messages - Labo''n Ne Aaj Kal

In logon kee samajh nahee aati, Hamesha dohra roop,

kaisay:

Proof#1: lardki lardkey ko chchery to Shararat aur agar lardka chchery to Badmashi.

Proof#2: Agar koi ameer kaam mein apni wife ka haat bataye to "understanding" aur agar gharib bataye to "Jhooroo ka Ghulam"

Uuuuufffffff reeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy LLLLLooooooggg

Funny SMS Messages - Oopar aasman hai

Hum janday paye thay sair ko..Kinare kinare nair ko,Kuta paya nigah mein,Sutta pya tha raah mein,Hum ne gul khila diya,Kute ko thuda laga diya,Kute ne Dandi wad lai,Pini ki Pini kad lai,Itne main hum paj Pare,Cycle de which waj Pare,Kuta Magron le gia..Cycle wala piche pe gia...

Love SMS Messages - Wafa ruswa nahe krna

To find a true love, you must first find a true friend.

Love does not consist of gazing into each other''s eyes, but rather looking outward together in the same direction.

To love someone completely you must love them for who they are, not what they look like.


Friendship is the soil through which love''s seeds grow.

If you want to bring love into a relationship, you must first bring friendship