Funny SMS Messages - When a man steals

Soldier to General:

Sir!

A small enemy group is attacking..

General:

Quickly bring me my red shirt..

"After Enemyz Defeat"

Soldier:

Sir why d red shirt??

General:

In red shirt if i got shot, my soldiers would''nt see my blood so they wont b discouraged..

Soldier:

Sir 100 enemy tanks are attacking..

General:

Hurry up!

Bring me

My Yellow Trousers.... ;->

Love SMS Messages - Ik mullk ghoom k a

Mohabbat "Khawab" Hoti Hai!

Mohabbat "Baat" Hoti Hai!

Jo Koi Pooch Baithey To!


Mohabbat "Raaz" Hoti Hai!

Machalti Hui Umangoon Ka!

Suhana Saath Hoti Hai..

Jo Koi Dhoondna Chahye To!

To Yeh Nayab Hoti Hai..

Ghammoon Ki Dhool Hai Shayad!

Chamakti Raat Hai Shayad!

Kisi Ki Yaad Hai Shayad!

Mohabbat Pur Sakoon Bhi Hai!

Magar Betaab Hoti Hai!


Agar Mill Na Sakey To Phir!

"AZAAB-E-JAAN"

Hoti Hai!

Love SMS Messages - ,,MeRa NaaM LeNa,,

,,MeRa NaaM LeNa,,

,,MeRa NaaM LeNa,,

jab kabhi udaas hona,-

-jab kabhi naashaad hona,

our meri judaai ka sadma sehna,

tum kisi se kabhi mat kehna,


keh tum ko mare bin nahi rehna,

jab kabhi meri yaad aaye,

tarap milne ki dil mein jagaaye,

tanhaai mein yaa mehfil mein sataaye,

our iss halat se tu tang aa jaye,

tab,

jaan gee

tum kisi se kbhi mt kehna ,

keh tum ko mare bin nahi rehna,

bas aankhein mond lena,


our pyaar se mera tasuwar karna,

our phir dhare se pyaar se Mera nam lena,

Funny SMS Messages - Kid: Aunty,mummy ne chini mangi hai.

"MERI JAN KATREENA"

Ungli Mai Angothi, Angothi mai Nagina,

Soni Lagti Hy Teri Bahen KATREENA,

Raat Nahi Kat''ti Maslay Hain Dereena,

Mai Ne Kaha Bus Kar Kehti Hy Abi Na,

Rat Ko Mila Karo Baara Maheena,

Kehti Hy Bhai Ko Batana Kabhi Na,

Itna Zaleel Ho Kar Ke Bhi,

Bhai sms Parh Raha Hy Kameena =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Want To Improve Your Relationship .

There was a couple. They were very happy and everyone thought they would end up together. But the girl left him. He was all heart-broken cos he thought he had found true love! After his chic breaks up with him, he feels like peeing. So he goes to the restroom. He suddenly realizes that the zipper of his pants have vanished!! how did this happen????

kyonki..Yaar bina chain kahan re, pyaar bina chain kahan re..!!

Funny SMS Messages - Mainay Kaheen Suna Tha

MUSHARAF DOR KE PAKISTANI KI DUA

Lub pe aati hey dua bunke tamana meri

Zindgi bomb se ho mehfoz khudaya meri

Na koi bomb ke dhamakay se urha de mujhko

Muft may jam-e-shahdat na pila de mujhko

In pe jaiz hey hakomat karna

Aur hey jurm mujhe apni hifazat karna

Mere ALLAH larai se bachana mujhko


Aur sikha de koi bandoq chalana mujhko

Naam-e-Islam ki hurmat ko bacha le ya Rab

Waqt ke saray yazeedon ko utha le ya Rab

Funny SMS Messages - Pathan Halwai Sy Tum Kitny Saal Sy Jal

Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police

1) they Look healthy due to packings inside

2)wearing new unwashed clothes

3) new haircut n face shave

4) they do not speak or engage in talk

5) Recite something in their mouth

Keep an eye on your surroundings and when you see someone like mentiond above

Tey tusi v kalma par lena tawada v time agya g .... =P ;)

Friendship SMS Messages - True friends are

Mustakil is jahan main tum bhi nahin.

Mustakil is jahan main hum bhi nahin.

Na musarrat hi mustakil hai yahan.

Mustakil is jahan main Ghum bhi nahin.

Phir adawat hi mustakil hi kyoun ho.

Aao kuch is tarha na ker dekhen.

In andheron main roshni ker lain.


Aao Dosti ker lain.

Aao Dosti ker lain.

Funny SMS Messages - Phatan:

Modern Dictionary:

*Muhbt:Jske Dam Se Restaurants Abad Hain.

*Talib-E-Ilm:Mustqbl Ka Be Rozgar Tabqa.

*Parda:Jse Khawaten Khirki Pe Dalti Hain.

*Kitab:Wqt Zaya Krne Ka Zaria.

*Dil:Bgher Operation K B Ksi Ko Dye Jaskte Hain.

*College: Tafre Gah,

*University: Lover Se Milne Ki Jagah... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - aik din aik larke na a

''Husband wanted to call the hospital

to ask about his pregnant wife,

but accidently called the cricket stadium.

He asks, “How’s the situation?”

He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,

hope to get another 7 out by lunch,

last one was a duck!”..:-P''

Funny SMS Messages - kon kehta hai tum bewafa ho

Re-Remix of "Maujaan

He Maujaan"

Judge Sarey Judge

Sarey Nikal Gaye,

Hun Bumb Sarey Mulk

Wich Bikhar Gahe,

Bugti Nu Marrya,

Bhutoo Nu Marrya,

Kam Dikha K Musharaf


Nikal Gaya,

Hun Faujaan E fauJaaN,

Sham Savery Hun

Faujaan E Faujaan,

Kul Mila K Hun Faujaan E

Faujaan.;->

Friendship SMS Messages - F” is for Fun That friends

Na who farishta ho na farishtey jaisa ho
Mujhey talash hai uski jo merey jaisa ho

Merey khulus ko pehchanta ho bus kafi hai
Who koi bhi ho, kahin bhi ho, kesa bhi ho

Meri khatir marney ka hosla bhi rkhta ho
Agar kabhi rooth jaoon mein us sey to

Muskra key manayee, woh aisa ho
Jo baat karey to woh nibha bhi sakey

Iradon mein woh apney chatanon jaisa ho
Dukhon mein hansney ka hunar janta ho

Ik aisa hamsafar jo samandar kitarah gahrah ho
Us key pyaar ki thandak ho merey liye aisi
Key woh to bilkul aasman key chand jaisa ho

Woh sirf mera ho, jo nigahon mein haya rakhta ho
Umar bhar saath chalney ka azam-e-wafa rakhta ho

Jo khwab deney ko qadir ho meri aankhon ko
Meri mohabbat ko pehchan sakay woh aisa ho

Love SMS Messages - Till I Die Or Till

Yaadon ko bhulane mein kuch dair to lagti hai,

Aankhon ko sulaney mein kuch dair to lagti hai,

Kisi shakhs ko bhula dena itna aasan nahi hota,

Dil ko samjhaney mein kuch dair to lagti hai,

Bhari mehfil mein jab koi achanak yaad aajaye,

Phir aansoo chupaney mein kuch dair to lagti hai,

Jo shakhs jaan se bhi pyara ho wo achanak door hojaye,

Dil ko yakeen dilaney mein kuch dair to lagti hai.

Funny SMS Messages - sTuDeNt:MiSs

Step by step the journey goes on,

Little by little it may seem so long.

Forget about your past, you can"t change it,

Forget about your future, you cant predict it.

Just think about present, you can handle it.


Enjoy presents every moment & be happy....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to U....!

Funny SMS Messages - gul khan boht pareshan hai

''Kash tum waday nibha jatay, Kisi surat dil mera behla jatay

Agar “Cornetto” k paisay nahi thay to kia hoa, 5 rupay wali “Qulfi” hi khila jatay

Dil se Jab Hum Tumhe Yaad Karte hain.

Aap Ka Sapno Main Hum Didar karte Hain.

Jab say Dekha Hai Aap Ko Qareeb Say.

Ab To Bas TOBA ASTAGHFAR Karte Hain.''

Funny SMS Messages - ''What is the Difference Between Dost and Condom?

''What is the Difference Between Dost and Condom?

''What is the Difference Between Dost and Condom?

1. Dost musibat mai kaam aata hai aur Condom Musibat Aane hi nahin deta.

2. Date per Dost sath ho aur Condom na ho to Girlfriend naraz ho jati hai.

3. Dost k Saath Zindagi k liye lekin Condom ka Saath kuch lamhay k liye hota hai.

4. Dost juda ho kar Dhoka deta hai aur Condom phat kar.

5. Dost Anmol hota hai aur Condom 6 rupay k 4 Miltay hain...''

Love SMS Messages - Rishte kanch ki tarah

What''s Ur important for me?

Ur thinks is my breath


Ur feels become my beating

Ur breath pour in me spirit

Ur whispering awaken my whole body

Ur sight feels objective of my life

U r as much important as I

I can''t imagine

I can''t explain,

I only Love u forever

Funny SMS Messages - tumhari yaad to mujh

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,

He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon

I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.

Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay

English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.

give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay

I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)

Funny SMS Messages - Socrates Was Once Asked

Musharaf ki car k neechay aik kuttay ka bacha aa k mar gia..

He stopped the car and told the driver to find the owner so he can give compensation..

The driver got down to look for the owner..

When he came back he had alot of rose garlands around his neck..


Musharaf was surprised n inquired about it..

Driver replied "i only said i am Musharafs driver, kuttay ka bacha mar gia hai.. Whoever heard this, embraced me and put a rose garland around my neck". ;->

Funny SMS Messages - PAKISTAN Me Hua Hun

Evolution Of Man

Shadi se pehle - Hero #1

Shadi k Baad? Qulie #1

Shadi se pehle - Mene Pyar Kia

Shadi k Baad - Ye Mene Kia Kia

Shaadi Se Pehle - Jaan Mat Jao

Shaadi K Baad - Jaan Mat Khao

Shaadi Se Pehle - Tum Bin Raha Na Jaye

Shaadi K Baad - Tum Ko Saha Na Jaye

Shaadi Se Pehle - Kuch Tou Bolo

Shaadi K Baad - Kabhi Chup Bhi Tou Ho Lo

Shaadi Se Pehle - I Love U

Shaadi K Baad - Aaj Phir Aalo

Shaadi Se Pehle - Milne Kab Aaogi

Shaadi K Baad - Maike Kab Jaogi . . . ;->

Love SMS Messages - Yaad kar ke Mujhe

Muddat se jis ke waaste Dil be qaraar tha

Woh laut kar na aaya magar intezaar tha

Jo humsafar tha chorr gaya raah main mujhe

Main phans gayi bhanwar main woh darya ke paar tha

Manzil qareeb aayi to tum door hogaye

Itna to tum batao ke yeh kaisa Pyaar tha

Chilman giradi yeh kis ne dono ke darmiyan

Na woh sakoon se betha na mujh ko qaraar tha

Yeh mukhtasar sa haal hai rukhsat ke waqt ka

Ankhon main aansu aur Dil beqaraar tha

Yeh baat umer bhar samjh na paayi main

Kyun Dil mera us ka talabgaar tha

Funny SMS Messages - Eik andha aadmi Police

Memon ka beta:

abbu 2 Rps do na

Abbu:nahi dunga

Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga

Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao

Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D

Moral :

Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?

Funny SMS Messages - Aap Ki 5 Khoobian

Sales man : Sir, which shaving cream do u use ?

Customer : Ali''s.

S.M : Which after shave do y use ?


C : Ali''s.

S.M : Which tooth paste do u use ?

C : Ali''s ?

S.M : Which shampoo do u use ?

C : Ali''s.

S.M : Sir , what is this Ali''s is it an international company ?

C : No, he is my room mate.

Break Up SMS Messages - Mien tera shahar chhoor jaoon ga

Tujhay izhar-e-mohabbat $ay agar nafrat hai,


Tu nay hontoo ko larznay $ay too roka hota,

bay niazi $ay, magar kanptey awaz k $ath,

Tu nay gabhra k mera naam na pocha hota,

younh be wajha bataney ki zarorat kiya thi,

Dam-e-rukh$at main, agar yaad na aaya hota,

Ho$la tujh ko na tha mujh $ay juda honay ka,

Warna kajol teri ankhon ka na phela hota,

Tujhay izhar-e-mohabbat $ay agar nafrat hai,

Tu nay hontoo ko larznay $ay too roka hota.....

Funny SMS Messages - Jadeed Taleemi Muhawre .. !!!

when u give a flower to gilrz so rection in nation

Japniess: pass rakh k muskuria gi

Austrilan: pyar bhari nazar se dekhe gi

Kiwi: tumhare gal pe kiss kere gi

Indian: guldan mai saje gi

pakistani: soche gi kash yeh gobi ka phool hota

raat ko aalo(potato) milla k saag banati ;->

Funny SMS Messages - A LiA Little Girl Whn Askd

1 rich girl ko school mei

Gareeb khandan pe essay likhne ko kaha gaya.

Essay mei girl ne likha----

" Ek gareeb khandan tha.

abbu gareeb the,

ammi gareeb thi,

aur bachche bhi gareeb the,

khandan mei 4 nauker the,

woh bhi gareeb the.......

Car bhi tutti hui Mercedes thi......

Unka gareeb driver bachcho ko

tutti hui car mei hee school chorta tha.

Bachcho ke pass mobile bhi purane the..

Pas, Woh Buhat ghareeb thay ...

Funny SMS Messages - apun wishing you a w

Make a wish and give it wings

Dreams of bright and beautiful things

Dance through all the fun filld hours

Don''t forget to smell the flowers

Share some love and birthday cake

All life joys are yours to take

And when evening comes to view

Thanks ur lucky stars you are you

. . . HaPpY bIrThDaY. . .

Love SMS Messages - Love.......y does

Wo raato ke neende urane laga hai
Meri khwahisho ko jagane laga hai
Adao ke nahkre dikhaongi me osko
Main ghusse me ziyada sataongi osko
Mere dil me bs wahi hai samaya
Yeh kya dard dil mere dil me jagaya
Subah shaam mere khiyalo pe chaya
Kaun hai jo sapno main aaya

Funny SMS Messages - garam shakar kandi

Bachiyon k chakker me larke jate lutt,

Or khatey hain un k bhaiyon se wo kutt...

iss waja se larke larkiyon ko chor detay hain,

Moqa mil tey hi un k bhaiyon ko phor dete hain..

Na kare makeup to un se banda dar jata hy,

Karti hain itna makeup k weight barh jata hy ."->

Funny SMS Messages - Taj Mehal Kya Cheez Hai Main

Ek Larki Kisi K Saath

Bhaag Gai

Ek Larki Ko Kuch

Ghunday Utha Kr Le

Gaye

Ek Larki Apne


Shohar Se Larne

K Baad Apne Ghar

Aa Gai

Ek Larki Apni Saas k

Haatho''n Zulm Ka

Nishana Bani

El Larki Chhat Se Giri

Aur Usay Kafi Chotai''n Aai

EXPRESS NEWS

Har LARKI Per Nazar ... ;->

Love SMS Messages - What I Enjoy Is Your

Everything Has A Time And Place

Over Time Things Must Change

And Like A River Life Goes On

I Used To Say Love Was A Mistake

But I Was Wrong

Love Is The Greatest Thing

It Can Hurt Like Hell

But It Can Feel Like Heaven

And No Matter What Happens

This Love Make Me Dance Patiently

Funny SMS Messages - One Day I Saw Zardari

Kid- Teacher, Can I Go

To Bathroom ?

Teacher- Yes, But

Only After Reciting The


Alphabates !

Kid- Ok !

"A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,

M,N,O,

Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z !"

Teacher- Where Is "P" ?

Kid- Its Running

Down My Leg !!

Plz Let Me Go To The

Bathroom ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Japnese guy visitd Pakistan & took taxi 2 go 2 friend''s house.


On the way,

Toyota pased by.

He told the driver:

Toyota, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

Honda passed.

He again:

Honda, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

for Prado,

He again gave same compliment.

Taxi Driver got angry.

When reached the destination,

Taxi driver:

Rs.4,000 Please.

Japnese:Wht?

So much this is.

The angry drivr replied:

Txi meter

Made in Pakistan run fast ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Ek Aadmi Business Main

Ek Aadmi Business Main

Ek Aadmi Business Main Loss K Baad Bohat Ghareeb Ho Gaya

Jab Khaane Ko Kuch Bhi Na Rha Tou Us Ne Apni Biwi Se Kaha:

''''Bachon KO Nanhiyal Bhej Do

Tum Apni Walida K Paas Chali Jao

Aur Mera Kia Hai

Main Susral Chala Jata Hoon'''' ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Professor: Tum 20 Saal Ki Lar

A Woman Gets On A Bus Wid Her Baby

The Bus Driver Says :

Dats Ugliest Baby I Have Ever Seen

The Woman Goes To The Rear Of

The Bus & Sits Down ,

She Says To A Man Next To Her:

The Driver Just Insulted Me !

The Man Says :


You Go Right Up There And Tell Him Off

Go Ahead I''ll Hold Your Monkey For You ...

Funny SMS Messages - Son:I Wana Tel U Something

"MERI JAN KATREENA"

Ungli Mai Angothi, Angothi mai Nagina,

Soni Lagti Hy Teri Bahen KATREENA,

Raat Nahi Kat''ti Maslay Hain Dereena,

Mai Ne Kaha Bus Kar Kehti Hy Abi Na,

Rat Ko Mila Karo Baara Maheena,

Kehti Hy Bhai Ko Batana Kabhi Na,

Itna Zaleel Ho Kar Ke Bhi,

Bhai sms Parh Raha Hy Kameena =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - akbar kal maine sap

Aik borhi orat nay 100 police walon ki dawat ki.

Police officer: Amma G ye khana kis khushi mai khilaya?

Amma: Mai manat mani si k mera ghar bn giya

tay mai 100 haramdian nu roti khwaon gi

Es lai tawanon roti khawai

Police officer hans K bola:


Amma aina takaluf Q''n kita

1 wapda wala sadd laina C.

Funny SMS Messages - 2 kids wr lying 2gethr

2 kids wr lying 2gethr

2 kids wr lying 2gethr in 1 bed in same blnket

1st: Me 1 lrka hn

Tm kon ho?

2nd: Mjhy nai pta

1st:Acha w8 (ye kh kr wo blankt k andr gya

or thori dr bd nikla) "tm lrki ho"

2nd: Tmhy kese pta?

.

1st: Q k mere blue socks hai, or tmhare pink hai.

Moral :

Har waqt GANDI BATEN mat socha karo.. ;->

Love SMS Messages - How can you

Nazar se nazar tum milane se pehle,

Zara soch lo dil lagane se pehle,

Zara uske dil mein bhi tum jhank lena,

Usey raaz dil ka batane se pehle,

Mein ye janta hun meri zindagi mein,

Koi gham na tha tere aane se pehle,

Boht roya hoga wo apni khata par,

Saza mujhko gha ki sunane se pehle,

KHUDA rooth jata hai ye soch lena,

Kisi dil ko itna dukhane se pehle,

Kahin jal na jao khud is aag mein,

Kisi aur ka dil jalane se pehle.

Funny SMS Messages - Human beings r soluble in water.

New Economic Lingo -

Crisis Special

1. CEO - Chief

Embezzlement Officer

2. CFO - Corporate


Fraud Officer

3. VALUE INVESTING -

The Art Of Buying

Low & Selling Lower

4. STOCK ANALYST -

Idiot Who Just

Downgrade Ur Stock

5. PROFIT - An

Archaic Word No

Longer In Use ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - See Stars Are Blinking

Power Of One ...

One tree can start a forest…

One flower can awaken the dream…

One smile begins a friendship…

One laugh will conquer a gloom…

One candle destroys the darkness…

One sunbeam lights a room…

One breath brings life eternal…

One path will lead you home…

One touch can show you care…

One word must start each prayer…

One heart can know what is true…

One life can make the difference…

And that one is

YOU......;->

Funny SMS Messages - muhabbat andhi hoti hai pagal

Vakeel:

Judge Saab, Is Insan Ne Apni Biwi Ko Qatal Kia,

Salay Ko Qatal Kia,

Kaee Begunah Logo Ko Qatal Kia,

Paisay Khae,

Ghundagardi Ki,

Ye Pehle Bhi Jail Ja Cuka Hai,

Ap Bataye Is Drinda-Sift Or Corrupt Insan Ke Sath Kya Hona Chahye?


.

.

.

.

.

.

Judge:

Isay Pakistan Ka President Bana Do ;->

Funny SMS Messages - definition of home

"TUM Hi TUM HO"

Hansny Main

Rony Main

Jagny Main


Sony Main

Pany Main

Khony Main

KOYAL Ki Koo Koo Main

Pholon Ki Khushbu Main

Gaaon Ki Gori Main

Aatay Ki Bori Main

ABBA Ki Daant Main

TariQ Road Ki Chaat Main

AMMAA Ki Pitai Main


DiL Pasand Ki Mithai Main

Jhooty Ki Sachai Main

Is DiL Ki Gehrai Main

PYAR Ki Nishani Main

Student Ki Biryani Main

Chai K Hotel Main

7up Ki Bottle Main

Karli K Saahil Main

Or,

Mere MOBiLE Main


"TUM Hi TUM HO''

Funny SMS Messages - mujhy apny shohr pe shak hy

Pak Studies Question paper, in year 2010

Q 1. Describe the mechanism of loadsheding and blood shedding in Pak..

Q 2. How does sugar taste? Explain in ur own words.

Q 3. What is a Roti ? Briefly explain relation bw shahbaz shareef and roti.

Q 4. Draw labelled diagram of a suicide jacket..

Funny SMS Messages - a man kills a deer n

Some Of The Unrefusable Facts Of Today''s World.

Today We Have Bigger Houses But Small Families,

More Degrees But Less Common Sense,

Advanced Medicines But Poor Health,


Touched Moon But No Contact With Our Neighbours,

High Income But Less Peace Of Mind,

Free Sms''s But No Intention To Send Anyone.. =P ;->

Love SMS Messages - Love is last stage

mein sahil pe likhi hui ebaarat nahein

jo lehroon sey mit jaati hai

mein baarish ki baarasti boond nahein

jo baras kar tham jati hai

mein khuaab nahein

jisey dekhaa aur bhula diya jaye


mein shama nahein

jisey phoonka aur bhuja diya jaye

mein hawa ka jhonka nahein

jo aya aur guzar gaya

mein chaand bhi nahein

jo raat k baad dhal jaata hai

mein to woh ehsaas hoon jo

tujh mein lahoo bun kar gardish karay

mein to woh rang hoon jo

teray dil par


chahray aur kabhi naa utray

mein to woh parwana hoon jo

jalta rahay aur fana naa hoga

khuaab, ibaaarat, hawak ki tarhaan

chaand, boond, shama ki tarhaan

meray mitnay ka sawaal hi nahein

KIYON K MEIN TO MOHABBAT HOON

AUR MOHABBAT KO KOI ZAWAAL NAhi

Funny SMS Messages - Pathan 2ble sawari ja

Main Lanat Bhejta Hoon Tum Par Aur

Tumhari Dosti Par

Main Tum Jese Ghatya Insaan k Saath

Koi Ta''aluq Nahi Rakhna Chahta


Sirf Tum Hii Nahi

Tumhari Soch Aur Rooh Bhi Khraab Hai

Tum Jese Logo''n Ko Dost Rakhna

Dosti Aur Insaaniat Dono Ki Tauheen Hy

Soch Ker Batao ye Kis Film ka Dialog Hy .... ;->

Love SMS Messages - When The Rain

Kyun yaad tum itna aate ho…?
Kyun hum ko tum tarpaate ho…?
Gum sum gum sum hain aaj sahar se hum…
Kyun itna hamain sataate ho…?
Aadi hogaye hain us sitam ke hum…
Jo aadatan humpe dhaate ho.
Tumhain khayaalon se gar nikaal bhi dain…
To khwaabon main aa jaate ho.
Hum lab se nahin karte izhaar-e-mohabb at…
Tum aankhain hii nahin parh paate ho………..

Sad SMS Messages - Choti Si Zindagi Me Mushkile

'' USEY KEHNA''
Hum na Ukfat ka bharam sub sa juda rakha hay,
Goya seena ma tuja DIL ki jaga rakha hay.
DIL ya chaha k tu kabi badnaam na ho,
Dakh zikar tera hay pr naam chupa rakha hay.
Mera jis haath sa kiya tha tu na musafa,
Dhoya hi nahi honton sa laga rakha hay.
Ab ma samjha tera Rukhsar pa Till ka matlab,
Doulat-e-Husn par darbaar betha rakha hay.
JUDA ho gaye kuch pal k liye to kya hua,
Tari TASVEER ko seenay ma saja rakha hay.

Funny SMS Messages - Oper se gussa aur DIL me pyar krte ho

Aik Aadmi ne apni wife ko khat likha

"Is mahine salary ke badle 100 kiss bhej raha hun."

Wife ne jawab dia

"Aap ki salary k badle 100 kiss milay, hissab bhej ri hin:

1.Doodh wala 2 kiss ma maaan gaya,

2.Teacher ko 7 kiss deni pari,

3.Sabziwala 7 kiss ma nai mana is lie 9 deni pari

4.Makaan malik to roz 6-7 kiss lay jata hai

Aap fiqar nai karna, mere paas abhi lag bhag 30-40 kiss aur hain.

Mahina aaram se kat jayega."

Funny SMS Messages - Gaon main Raat ko jab

Professional Lover''s:

Hajjaam:

Chehry Pe Mery Zulf Ko Bikhrao Kisi Din

Doctor:

Akhir Is Dard Ki Dawa Kya Hy?

Sunyara:

Kash Main Tery Haseen Hath Ka Kangan Hota

Wakeel:

Wo Qadam Qadam Pe Jeety, Main Qadam Pe Haara

Choki Daar:

Tooti Hy Meri Nend Magar Tumko Is Sy Kya?

Maali:

Suna Hy Boly To Baton Sy Phool Jharty Hain

Police:

Main Qatal Hova Kesy Mery Yar Sy Pocho

Driver:

Barra Kathan Hy Raasta Jo Aa Sako To Sath Do :-)