Friendship SMS Messages - PAANI AASMAN KI TARAF

We all lose friends.. we lose them in death, to distance and over time.

But even though they may be lost, hope is not. The key is to keep them in your heart, and when the time is right,

you can pick up the friendship right where you left off.

Even the lost find their way home when you leave the light on."

Friendship SMS Messages - Har khushi dil ke

When you are sad.....

I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....

I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....

I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....

I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....

I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to

quit whining.

When you are confused.....

I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....


stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.

Funny SMS Messages - sidhi bat no bakwas

Badalo ke sath jab hawa chalti hai...

To mujhe tumhari yaad aati hai.

Aasman mein jab badal garajte hai...


To mujhe tumhari yaad aati hai.

Barsaat jab shuru hoti hai ...

To mujhe tumhari yaad aati hai.

...................................

Abey mera chata vapas kar.

Funny SMS Messages - A Pakistani was traveling from London to America by a plane,

A Pakistani was traveling from London to America by a plane,

A Pakistani was traveling from London to America by a plane,

There were one American, one Russian, one Indian and some other passengers.

Suddenly something went wrong pilot alarmed that plane lost it''s control and some of the passengers have to jump out to rescue the rest of them.

Firstly the American jumped out saying "Best America"

again the condition didn''t change then the Russian jumped out from the plane saying "Best Russia".

But the condition still the same.

The next is Muslims turn he hesitated for a moment and pulled out the Indian by saying "ALLAH-o-AKBAR"

Funny SMS Messages - ''Molvi taqreer krty howy

Tumhare Liye Main Kutoo Ki Jan lesakta hu

Gutka le sakta hu pan le sakta hun..

Kaaway pakr k de sakta hu tumhare hath main

Suraj per jasakta hun magar kya ha k rat main..

tumhare liye main so saal g sakta hun


tumhare liye main teen glass lassii k pi sakta hu..

tumhare abba agr plain dila dein to tare tor k la sakta hu

shair agr nakli ho to ankhe phor k asakta hu..

itna bhadur hu k chupke se muhabbat ka dum bharta hu

tum se milne roz aoo magr tumhare abba se darta hu..

Naughty SMS Messages - BAchEy 2 he Achey.

Kbi kbi dil chahta he k kuch aisa hojae.

Paperz hon mgr result na aye,

Classz hun mgr teacher na aye,

Van mai bethain mgr school na aye,

Picnic pr jaen mgr wo khtam na hone paye,

Gaarri chalaen mgr wo petrol na khaey,

Kabi kabi parhain mgr position pahli aaye,

Haftay me 4 din hon takay Sunday jaldi jaldi aye,

Sub dost treat datay rhein or hamari bari kabi na aaey.

Aur

Light ay magar wapas na jaey.

Kash k sb aisey hi ho jaey.

Ge0 pakistani students . .

Love SMS Messages - Love Comes to

A relationship is like a rose,

How long it lasts, no one knows;

Love can erase an awful past,

Love can be yours, you''ll see at last;

To feel that love, it makes you sigh;

To have it leave, you''d rather die;

You hope you''ve found that special rose, ''

Friendship SMS Messages - 6 rules to be HAPPY

We Make So Many Friends,

Sum Bcum Dearest,

Sum Bcum Special,

Felt In Love Wid Sum1,

Sum Go Abroad,

Sum Change Their Cities,

Sum Left Us,

We Left Sum,

Sum R In Contact,

Sum R Not In Contact,

Sum Don''t Contact Cuz Ov Their Ego,

We Don''t Contact Sum Cuz Ov Our Ego,

Wht Eva They Were,

How Eva They Are..

We Still Remember, Love, Missed, Cared Them Cuz Ov The Part They Played To Made


"MEMORIES"

Dedicated 2 All My,

(-: "FRIENDS" ;->

Funny SMS Messages - agar koi larkee roothi

New Economic Lingo -

Crisis Special

1. CEO - Chief

Embezzlement Officer

2. CFO - Corporate

Fraud Officer

3. VALUE INVESTING -

The Art Of Buying


Low & Selling Lower

4. STOCK ANALYST -

Idiot Who Just

Downgrade Ur Stock

5. PROFIT - An

Archaic Word No

Longer In Use ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - khaansi ka elaaj

''Raton ko uth kar,

Khayalon se ho kar,

Yadon me kho kar,

Tumhe kya khabar hy,

Me apne KHUDA se kya mangta hon,

Viraano me ja kar

Daman phe''la kar

Anson baha kar

Tumhe kya khabar hy.

Me apne KHUDA se kya mangta hon,

Tum to kaho ge,

SANAM mangta hon,

JANAM mangta hon,

tum to kaho ge,

Kisi DIL RUBA ki,

Kisi DIL NASHIN

ki wafa manga hon,

Ye B ghlt hy

Wo B ghlt hy

Me apne KHUDA se Sirf

"LIgHT" ane ki Dua mangta hon.;-)''

Funny SMS Messages - CNN News.

Santa starts working in a Museum enquiry counter.

One man asks Santa - How Old is this Dinosaur''s fossil?

Santa - Hmmm... It is 70 million years and 23 days old

Man - How can you tell so accurately?

Santa - When I joined the museum 23 days back, they told me that it is a 70 Million Year old fossil and not to touch it.

Love SMS Messages - The Most Important

Zindge youn the ke jenee ka bahana tu tha

Hum tu faqat zaib-e-hikayat the, afsana tu tha

Jese Jese chaha tere hijran main wo log

Atee jatee musam the zamana tu tha

Dost dost ke hatoon main kamanee theen farhan

Sabhi dekh ke such rahee the, nishana tu tha.

Funny SMS Messages - 1 morgi ne 3 anday diye .

-The sooner the better.
-Jaldi ka kaam Sheitaan ka hota hai.

-Talk of the Devil and the Devil is here.
-Bari lambi umar hai,abhi tumhari baat kar rahay thay.

-Absence makes a heart go fonder.
-Nazar se ojhal ..dil se ojhal

-Fight for your rights.
-Sbar ka phal metha hota hai.

-As wise as an Owl.
-Bewakuf, Ullo ka patha :p:D

Love SMS Messages - No Matter Where

No Matter Where

No Matter Where You Go..No Matter What You Do..

If We Grow Apart..Or Come Closer Together..

If You Fall In Love..And Forget All About Me..

Or If You Came To Hate Me..I Want You To Know That

I Will Always Love You..And Always Be There For You..

No Matter Where Your Destiny Lies..You Will Always Be My Friend..

And If Fate Tears Us Apart..Always Remember That

No Matter How Long It Has Been Since We Talked..


Or Why We Stopped Talking..If Life Brings You Down..

I Will Always Be There For You..You Can Call Me Anytime..Anywhere..

I Will Listin To You..I Wont Ever Judge You..And Always Remember..I Love You

Funny SMS Messages - Wife: You always carry my photo in your

Wife: You always carry my photo in your

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?


Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

Funny SMS Messages - NURSE kept SARDAR’S

(Bechara Mard)


Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zalim,

agar aurat se pit jaye to buzdil,

aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun,

peeche chale to zan mured,

aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous,

agar kuch na kahe to beghairat,

agar ghar se bahar rahe to awara,

ghar mein rahe to nakara,

bachon ko dantay to jabir,

na dantay to laperwah,


aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos,

na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala.

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Haye Mard bechara jaye tu jaye kahan...

Funny SMS Messages - Please Drive Carefully

Mum,

You may be treated like the maid,

you may be treated like the gardner,

you may be treated like the daycare,

you may be treated like the chauffer,

you may be treated like many things.

But one thing is for sure,

You will always be loved.

For a fathers work may be from sun up till sundown,

but a mothers work is never down.


And all that I have, am, and hope to be, I owe to you,

So this is for all the times I forgot to say THANK YOU!!

Funny SMS Messages - Machhar Aur Makhi ki Ho gayi Shaadi

Asalaam-mo-Alaikum,

Payary Dosto Or Azizu,

Main, AAJ,

Se Baqaiyda Ellaan Karta Hoon,

Kay Main Ne Eid Gifts,

Dosti K Tohfy,

Birthday Gift

Cash,Asalaam-mo-Alaikum,

Payary Dosto Or Azizu,

Main, AAJ,


Se Baqaiyda Ellaan Karta Hoon,

Kay Main Ne Eid Gifts,

Dosti K Tohfy,

Birthday Gift

Cash,Asalaam-mo-Alaikum,

Cheque,

Sweets,

Tmam Mobile Cards, Perfumes,

Wagyra Qabol Krny Ka Aaghaz Kr Diya Hy,

To Dair Na Kijiye Rush Se Bachiye,

Jaldi Laiye Waqt Bachaiye.,

Thank u.!

Funny SMS Messages - Q: Wat do you call

''Ladka bola :

kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,

kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,

bahana gham ka hota, hum inke ghar to aate.

Ladki boli:

Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,

Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,


kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.''

Funny SMS Messages - Shaadi Me Dulhe K Saath Barati Q Jate Hain ?

Aik Aurt Dresing K Liye Dr K Pas Jati Hai,

DR ! Dresing Karte Huay Pochta Hai,

Ap Ko Kis Cheez Ne Kata Hai?

Na To Ye Kutte K Kate Ka Nishan Hai Or Na Hi Kisi Dosre Janwar Ka,

Aurat !

Ye Aurat K Katey Ka Nishan Hai

Jis Ne Mujhe Apne

Shuhar K Sath Dekh Lia Tha.1

Funny SMS Messages - u r beautiful

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,

He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon

I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.

Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay

English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.

give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay

I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)

Friendship SMS Messages - A friend is like g

True friends are rare to find

True friends are always very kind.


True friends are ornaments so beautiful

True friends always make us cheerful.

True friends are the work of perfection

True friends give us right direction

True friends always shine like moon

True friends are the greatest boon

Naughty SMS Messages - isko english man translate

"Potti Remix"

1 tatti, s0u afsanay..

Tatti ki dalali mei m0u kala

0ne tatti a day, keepz d0ct0r away

tatti tatti pe likha hai khanay walay ka naam

Dh0bi ki tatti, ghar ki na ghaat ki

tatti kar darya mai dal.

Tatti in need, iz a tatti indeed..

Ghar ki tatti, g0bar barabar..

Little red tatti h0od..

Tatti na kya tOu Phir kYa jiyA..

Funny SMS Messages - Dont buy Land Cruisers.

jab hamare sar per baal hote thay

hum babar ali se ziada bakamal hote thay

patjhar aaya gulshan weeraan ho gaya


main aaina daikh ker khud hi hairaan ho gaya

angrayi leti zulfoon ke jagah

qadafi stadium ka maidan ho gaya

23 ramzan ki shab hum chat per ja baithay

aglay roz parosi eid mana baithay

ab apni tind ka bhi kia lashkara hai

baal nahi to kia eid ka chaand to hamara hai../ ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Teacher: Did You Father Help

Top 6 Reasons To Be A "Charter Accountant"

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1- Hate To Sleep

2 - Like To Study Forever

3 - Enjoyed Life [A/c Student Ov C.A]

4 - Cant Live Widout Tension

5 - Want To Pay For His Sins In This World

6 - Dun Wanna Marry Before 40 Years Ov Age ... ;->

Love SMS Messages - Teri baaten hi

Haqiqat Jan Kar Aise Hamaqat Kon Karta Hy,
Bhala Be Faiz Logon Se Mohabat Kon Karta Hy,
Batao Jis Tijarat Men Khasara He Khasara Ho
Bina Sochey Khasarey Ki Tijarat Kon Karta Hy,
Hamen He Ghalt Fehmi Thi Kisi K Wastey Warna,
Zamaney K Rewajon Se Baghawat Kon Karta Hy,
Khuda Ne Sabr Karne Ki Mujhey Taufeeq Bakhshi Hy,
Array G Bhar K Tarpao Shikayt Kon Karta Hy,
Kisi K Dil K Zakhmon Par Marhm Rakhna Zaruri Hy,
Magr Is Dor Me MOHSIN Ye Zehmat Kon Krta Hy

Funny SMS Messages - Madhuri Bipasha

I Got Zero Marks in Exam.

So Check the Paper and Tell me I am right Na!

Q.1 What is Formula of Water?

Ans: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O (H to O).

Q.2 Till When 2nd World War was Fought?

Ans: From page 115 to page 120.

Q.3 Who Was Bhagat Singh?

Ans: Ajay Davegan, Bobby Deol.

Now Tel Me Who is Wrong,

Me or Teacher?:-)

Friendship SMS Messages - A daily thought

Time Mite Lead Me To No Where

&

Faith Might BrMy True Friends Have Alwayz

Given Me That

Supreme Proof Ov Devotion

A Spontaneous Aversion For

The Man I Loved ak In To Pieces

Bu t

I''ll Alwayz Be THANKFUL That

Once In My Life''s Journey We Became

FRIENDS . . . [~_~]

Sad SMS Messages - *Youm-e-mazdoor*

Tera dard tha, teri yad thi,
Main jahan raha,
Main jidhar gya,
Mera din too yunhi guzar gya,
Hui shaam too main bikhar gya, Is abr ka mere yaar se......
Bara milta julta mizaj hai,
Kabi toot kr baras gya, kabi berukhi se guzar gya,
Jab main chhor jaunga wo gali,
Use yaad aye gi tub meri,
Khoje ga jab wo idhar udhar,
To khabar mile gi main mar gia.....!

Funny SMS Messages - D0sto0

Larka Larki Molvi k pas ge or bole:


"Jaldi se hamara nikah parho"

Molvi ne nikah parha dia,

Larka bola: "Ap ki fees?

Molvi bola: Apni bivi ki khubsurti k mutabiq pese do"

Larke ne 100 rupe diye

Achanak hawa chali or Larki k moonh se niqab uth gya

Molvi ne dekha to bola:

Baqaya to leta ja bhai. :-)

Naughty SMS Messages - A beautiful girl goes

A Sweet Story.
Once a girl asked a boy:
Why we have units 2 measure weight,Height,Force,Speed,Distance etc.But nothing 2 measure Luv,Trust,Frndship.Why?
Boy thought for a while,took her in arms,
looked in her deep eyes and said:
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Dekh janu dimag mat kha!
Already physics mein supply hy....

Funny SMS Messages - peshawar ki police k

''Ladka bola :

kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,

kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,

bahana gham ka hota, hum inke ghar to aate.

Ladki boli:

Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,


Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,

kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.''

Funny SMS Messages - Why MEMONS are banned to play hockey & football.........?

King Nepolean Was Busy Fighting In Poland

Some Russian Prisoners Were Brought Infront Of Him

Their Attitude Was Very Humiliating 2wards King

They Said :"V Russian r Far Better Thn U

U Fight 4 Wealth & V Fight 4 Honour"

Nepolean Said :

"Every1 Fights 4 Wht He Doesn''t Have"