Pappu: Hazrat Adam!
Teacher:
Shabash! Ab Batao K Unki Nationality Kya Thi ?
Pappu: Pakistani..
Teacher: Woh kese?
Pappu:
Un K Paas Ghar Nai Tha,
Kapray Nai Thay, Aata Nai Tha,
Bijli Nai Thi,
Gas Nai Thi..
Phir B Woh Zinda Thay!!
1. CEO - Chief
Embezzlement Officer
2. CFO - Corporate
Fraud Officer
3. VALUE INVESTING -
The Art Of Buying
Low & Selling Lower
4. STOCK ANALYST -
Idiot Who Just
Downgrade Ur Stock
5. PROFIT - An
Archaic Word No
Longer In Use ... ;->
Agar Koi Puchey Toh Bas Muskurana,
Agar Muskurane Ka Koi Sabab Puchey Toh,
Luqmani Manjan Ka Kamal Hai Ye Batana ... ;->
Agar Koi Puchey Toh Bas Muskurana,
Agar Muskurane Ka Koi Sabab Puchey Toh,
Luqmani Manjan Ka Kamal Hai Ye Batana ... ;->
Soch Ker Batao ye Kis Film ka Dialog Hy .... ;->
jiska name tha "KUCH KUCH"
nahate waqt kutta iske kaprey le kar bhag giya wo nangi uske piche bhagne lagi.
Raste me 1 Phatan mila wo us se boli Khan Sahb ap ne mera KUCH KUCH deka.
Phatan: Wai Qurban hum ne to tumhara sab kuch deka.''
Element Name : WOMAN
Symbol : WO
Atomic Weight : DON''T EVEN DARE TO ASK .
Physical Properties : GENERALLY BOILS AT ANY THING & MAY FREEZ ANY TIME METLS WHENEVER TREATED PROPERLY
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES : VERY REACTIVE , HIGHLY UNSTABLE . Possesses Strong Affinity For Gold , Silver , Platinum , Diamond & Precious Stones.
Volatile When Alone
Doctor: Ye White
Patient : Magar Doctor Mjhe Beemari Kia Hai ???
Doctor : Aap K Jism main Pani Ki Kami Hy ... ;->
Main Kabhi Batlata Nahin
Bar main daily jaata Hoon Main Maa ...
Yun To Main,Dikhlata Nahin
Daru peekar roz aata hun Main Maa ....
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata, Hain Na Maa...
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata, Meri Maa...
Theke pe Yun Na Chhoro Mujhe ,
Ghar Laut Ke Bhi Aa Naa Paoon Main Maa...
Pau lene Bhej Na Itna Door Mujko Tu,
Ghar bhi bhool jaun main Maa...
Kya Itna Bura Hoon Main Maa...
Kya Itna Bura Hoon Main...Meri Maa..
Scotch main ,itna peeta nahi,
Peg Se Seham Jaata Hoon Main Maa
Chehre Pe Aane Deta Nahin
Lekin kabhi ludak jaata Hoon Main Maa
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata...Hai Naa Maa
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata, Meri Maa ...
DöOsRa bUhAT shIrmIndA Hua
After A wHiLE2nd asKd 4m
1st:aP K fAThr KYA krtAY ThAY?
1st:Wo Ek ShareEf iNsaAN ThAY.
2nd:uNhoOn nE ApKO ShArif kYun nA BnAya?
One tree can start a forest…
One flower can awaken the dream…
One smile begins a friendship…
One laugh will conquer a gloom…
One candle destroys the darkness…
One sunbeam lights a room…
One breath brings life eternal…
One path will lead you home…
One touch can show you care…
One word must start each prayer…
One heart can know what is true…
One life can make the difference…
And that one is
YOU......;->
Merey khulus ko pehchanta ho bus kafi hai
Who koi bhi ho, kahin bhi ho, kesa bhi ho
Meri khatir marney ka hosla bhi rkhta ho
Agar kabhi rooth jaoon mein us sey to
Muskra key manayee, woh aisa ho
Jo baat karey to woh nibha bhi sakey
Iradon mein woh apney chatanon jaisa ho
Dukhon mein hansney ka hunar janta ho
Ik aisa hamsafar jo samandar kitarah gahrah ho
Us key pyaar ki thandak ho merey liye aisi
Key woh to bilkul aasman key chand jaisa ho
Woh sirf mera ho, jo nigahon mein haya rakhta ho
Umar bhar saath chalney ka azam-e-wafa rakhta ho
Jo khwab deney ko qadir ho meri aankhon ko
Meri mohabbat ko pehchan sakay woh aisa ho
Dere''s a dangerous
virus being passed
around electronicaly,
oraly & by hand.
Diz virus is called
" Weary-Overload-
Recreational-Killer
(WORK) "
If U receive WORK frm
any of Ur Teachers,
Colleagues, Boss Or
Any1 Else via any
means
DON''T TOUCH IT
Diz virus will wipe out
Ur pvt life cmpletely ;->
''Tum Jis Mareez Ko Bhi Dekhtay Ho
Sub Se Pehlay Ye Hi Pochtay Ho
Ke Raat Ko Tumne Kia Khaya Tha ,
Is Ke Kia Waja Hai?''
Doctor Ne Muskura Ker Jawab Dia,
''Is Say Mareez Ki Mali Hasiat Kay
Baray Ka Pata Chalta Hai.
REEMA over load hogae,
SAIMA k neeche aa kr 1 rahgeer halaak,
Accident me SANA ka front miror toot gaya,
Tez raftaari k ba''is, LAILA mor kat''te hue ulat gae,
MEERA pr sawar ho jao,
SHAHIDA MINI ka tyre puncture hogaya,
NIRMA thuk gae,
RESHAM ko loot lya gaya,
BABRA SHARIF ki bearing rod toot gae,
NIGHAT pr pathrao,
Aur ANJUMAN ko jala dia gaya... ;->
ThESe ArE iMaGeS Of wHaT lOve Is AbOuT
The Bus Driver Says: Thats The Ugliest Baby
That Ive Ever Seen. Ugh
The Woman Goes To The Rear Of The Bus And Sits Down,
Fuming
She Says To A Man Next To Her
The Driver Just Insulted Me!
The Man Says: You Go Right Up There And Tell Him Off
Go Ahead, Ill Hold Your Monkey For You.
Aap Theak Hain, Is Liye Aapko RELEASE Kya Ja Raha Hai.
Magar Afsos K Kal Jis Pagal Ko Aapne Swimming Pool Mai Doobnay Se Bachaya Tha,
Aaj Usne Phanda Daal Kar Khud-Kushi Karli.
Pagal: Us Ne Khudkushi Nahi Ki Hai.
Woh To Maine Usay Taang Diya Tha Sukhanay K Liye. :-)
REEMA over load hogae,
SAIMA k neeche aa kr 1 rahgeer halaak,
Accident me SANA ka front miror toot gaya,
Tez raftaari k ba''is, LAILA mor kat''te hue ulat gae,
MEERA pr sawar ho jao,
SHAHIDA MINI ka tyre puncture hogaya,
NIRMA thuk gae,
RESHAM ko loot lya gaya,
BABRA SHARIF ki bearing rod toot gae,
NIGHAT pr pathrao,
Aur ANJUMAN ko jala dia gaya... ;->
How to irritate Bill Gates
* Steal his "nerdboy" license plate.
* Accuse him of sexually harassing your laser jet printer.
* Beat his high score on Tetris.
* Ask him if they caught the guy who did that to his hair.
* Tell him you heard he''s "micro soft."
* Leave his Spock ears on your dashboard so they melt.
* Let the air out of the tires on the Gatesmobile.
* Drop hints that Oprah''s richer than he is.
* WWW him right in the dot-com.
* Two words: Dork tax.
taarif karun kya aapki???.....
Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.
Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.
Johnny:
My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.
Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?
Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own Business!!;-)
aik larka tha, wo aik larki ko chahta tha. magr wo lrki nhi janti thi.
Aik din larke ny himat ki aur usy kaha k tm mujhe achi lagti ho.
Lrki ko shadid ghusa aya aur us ny...
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Lrke ki nak pe muka mar dia.
Lrke ki nak ma shadid dard hoa
aur
Is tara bni ya
''DARD'' ''NAK'' kahani ;->
a mehboob kaisay sahein ghey hum ghum terey,
Tu vessey hee hum sey 80 kilo ziada bari hai,
na poocho mein kitna dat jata hoon apni baat par,
sandal kha k b kehta hoon "Episode Jaari hai"
V can use tears as a threat. ;->
Most guys wont hit us. ;->
V can always find someone to pay for our drink. ;->
V slap hard. ;->
V''re tempting. ;->
V dont have to pay for dinner. ;->
V''re the subject of almost ALL the love songs. ;->
No matter how mean v r, v can always get someone to fall in love wid us. ;->
We dont always mean wht v say. ;->
V dont always say wht v mean. ;->
Our Handwriting is Always Better... ;->
Wo ashk ban kar Aankhon se rawaan rehta hy
Kisi lamhy tanha honay nahi deti uski yadein
Mere Aangan mein melay ka samaan rehta hy
Her gharri dil ka daricha khula rakhty hain
Her gharri us ke aanay ka gumaan rehta hy
Log kehty hain zakham bhar jatay hain aakhir
Zakham bhar jatay hain lekin nishaan rehta hy
Wo milay to itna bata dena usko
Tujh bin Tera pyar preshaan rehta hy
1 ameer aadmi ki zindagi biscuit or cake par aur 1 truck driver ki zindagi sterring aur break par.
Jalo Mat , Bararabari Karo.
shahidon ko salaam.. jo is truck ke niche aakar mar gaye!
Awaaz mat do main behra hoon!
80 Ke phool, 90 ki mala,
Buri nazar wale tera mooh kala!
phoolo phoolo khoob phoolo lekin apni aukaat mat bhoolo
peche he rehna aage aaoge toh kuchal diye jaoge
WOH KYA HOTA HAI?
mian chota tha tab auto tha
Buree nazar Waale, Tere bachche Jiyen
Bade Ho kar Tera Khoon Piyen
baja horan nikal foran
dulhan he dahez hai . . . ;->
JUDGE: Ahaa so u r a teacher,
I have waited for this moment all my life,
now write down
"I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT"
5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET U GO ;->
Bola tu bat bat se ankar kar gia........?
Warna ye booj kon uthta tamam umar''
Acha howa 'k' Phlay wohe war kar gia''
MEIN lafaz lafaz dohnd ky tahk bh gia sham''
wo phool day ky bat ka azhar kir gia''''''''''''''''''?
Choti Choti Si Uski Do Ankhen
Do Chameli Ke Phool Hon Jese
Uska Hass Kar Nazar Jhuka Lena
Sari Shartein Kabool Hon Jaise
Kitni Dilkash Hai Uski Khamoshi
Sari Batein Fezool Hon Jaise
Uski Batein To Phool Hon Jaise
Baki Batein Babool Hon Jaise.
back benchers association
Like..
Isac Newton boiled his watch in place of egg while he was noticing time from the egg in place of watch..
Albert Einstein ever in his life didn''t comb his hairs..
N above all,
Lous Pasteur forgot the wedding dat of his wedding..
Hosh se GEO!!
From:
Back benchers association..
Yes!!
We talk with arguments.
Abbu:nahi dunga
Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga
Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao
Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D
Moral :
Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?
LIBRA SUNAAR''
Ye PAKISTAN nhi
CHAAND ka tukra hy
Aur Chaand pr na Light hoti hy,
na Paani, na Gas,
na Aata, na Cheeni,
So plz no tension,
Enjoy your life on Moon ... ;->
I sit and close my eyes, imagine
your face, your touch, your kiss,
and when I open my eyes, I see sparkling
and glittering stars around me .
How lucky I am to have you, my love!
I do not need any light to see
as you are my light.
I Love You.
Kya Aap Janty Hain
2 Ankhon K Drmyan Kya Rishta Hai?
Jub Dekhti Hain To 1 Sath Dekhti Hain
Jub Muskrati Hain To 1 Sath Muskrati Hain
Jub Roti Hain To 1 Sath Roti Hain
Jub Band Hoti Hain To 1 Sath Band Hoti Hain
Jub-K Dono Ne 1 Dosry Ko Dekha Tak Nahi
PYAR HO TO ESA HO.
Tumhar msg ka intzar rehta hai
subajh sham dil beqrar rehta har
koi joke, koi shair, koi kahani bhejo
tum se rabta karne ko dil lagatar rehta hai
hoti hai khushi mil jaye jo msg tumhara
dair ho jaye, Ji sogawar rehta hai
teray her lafz se roshni photti hai
teray her khayal pe mujhe ikhtiar rehta hai
ab to mushkil hai is package se bachna
10 rupes loan “U” walon ka aksar udhar rehta hai
...is you
...is love
...is shared
...is forgiving
...is understanding
...is shared secrets
...is heals many hurts
...is not judgemental
...is shared laughter
...is slow and steady
...is can be angry at times
...is dependable and true
...is more precious then silver or gold
...is not perfect, much like we are not perfect
...does not hold drudges or demand perfection
...makes all the wrong things in life, right some how
...is meant to be gulped like lemonade on a hot summer day
...is always there, through tomes of trial,happy times and hard times
...just happens, but once discovered, needs to be tendeed like a beautiful garden
"Be mine Janu"
1. U walk really slow wen u r wid her/him.
2. U feel shy wen she/he is arund.
3. U smile wen u hear her/him voice.
4. Wen u look at her/him u cant c othr people arund.
6. U start listenin 2 slow songs.
7. U realise u r always smilin 2 urself
wen u think abut her/him.
8. U wud do anythn 2 c her/him.
9. U wer so busy thinkin abut her/him
dat u did nt c dat point no. 5 is missing.
10. Now u scrolled up n laugh on ur mistake.
Ha ha pakade gye!!
I cum 2 know u r in luv.
u got lost thinking abt him/her.
DoctOr: 300 rupay
Memon: Chalein DoctOr sahab..
Ghar pOhnche tOu DoctOr
ne pOocha k mareez kahan hai?
Memon: Mareez kOi nahi hai,
Taxi wala 500 rupay maang raha tha
aur aap 300 mein le aaye
“JANUARY” ki dhoop ho,
“FEBRUARY” ki barish ho,
“MARCH” ki shaam ho,
“APRIL” ki hawa ho,
“MAY” ki subah ho,
“JUNE” ki chawo’on ho,
“JULY” ki khushboo ho,
“AUGUST” ki taaron bhri raat ho,
“SEPTEMBER” ki chandni ho,
“OCTOBER” ki rim-jhim ho,
“NOVEMBER” ki bahaar ho,
“DECEMBER” ki sard raat ho,
Us sardi mai mery sard Hath hon or aap ky leay Dua ek khass ho k,
” SADA
KHUSH
RAHO “ameen”
"I have found a wallet wid thousands of currency & a credit card & ID Card of that person it belongs to, his name is Jamshed Khan, House #3, Gulshan e Iqbal, Karachi.
DJ: "so U want to give him back his wallet?
Pathan: Oo khocha nai, I want to dedicate him a song... ;->
Woh laut kar na aaya magar intezaar tha
Jo humsafar tha chorr gaya raah main mujhe
Main phans gayi bhanwar main woh darya ke paar tha
Manzil qareeb aayi to tum door hogaye
Itna to tum batao ke yeh kaisa Pyaar tha
Chilman giradi yeh kis ne dono ke darmiyan
Na woh sakoon se betha na mujh ko qaraar tha
Yeh mukhtasar sa haal hai rukhsat ke waqt ka
Ankhon main aansu aur Dil beqaraar tha
Yeh baat umer bhar samjh na paayi main
Kyun Dil mera us ka talabgaar tha
Headlines :
President General Kayani Decides To Remove His Uniform.
Pak Loses Cricket Series Against Hong Kong.
Shaikh Rasheed Decides To Join Mma.
President General Kayani To Visit Neigbour Country Balochland.
Meera''s 25th Birthday.
Seminar On 9th Death Aniversary Of Choudry Brothers.
Will Osama Be Captured ?
Shoaib Completes His 12 Years Ban.
Imran Khan Still Not Satisfied.
Pak Rs 178= 1$
Petrol 1 Ltr=Rs470
Shair ne sab jungle walo ko muqadmy k lie bulaya..
Sab se peechy 1 chooha b araha tha
Donkey ne poocha tum kidr ja rhy ho?
Choohay ne moncho pa hath pher kr kaha..
Tera bhai ka nam bhi aya hai... =D ;->
The Bus Driver Says: Thats The Ugliest Baby
That Ive Ever Seen. Ugh
The Woman Goes To The Rear Of The Bus And Sits Down,
Fuming
She Says To A Man Next To Her
The Driver Just Insulted Me!
The Man Says: You Go Right Up There And Tell Him Off
Go Ahead, Ill Hold Your Monkey For You.
DöOsRa bUhAT shIrmIndA Hua
After A wHiLE2nd asKd 4m
1st:aP K fAThr KYA krtAY ThAY?
1st:Wo Ek ShareEf iNsaAN ThAY.
2nd:uNhoOn nE ApKO ShArif kYun nA BnAya?
Tune 18 saal ki umar me mama kans ko mara,
BIN LADEN ko hath laga kar to dikha…
Tune Arjun ko to Saari Geeta sunayee,
Mere Project Manager se ek baar baat kar ke to dikha..
Tune to Arjun ka Sarathi banke Pandavon ko jitaaya
Indian Cricket team ka Coach ban ke WorldCup jitaake to dikha…
Tune bhari mehfil mein draupadi ko saree pehnai,
Mallika sherawat ko ek jodi kapde pehna ke to dikha…
Tune gokul ki 1600 gopiyan patai,
Meri company ki sirf ek ladki ko pata kar to dikha…
Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha…
DARD NAK KAHANI.
aik larka tha, wo aik larki ko chahta tha. magr wo lrki nhi janti thi.
Aik din larke ny himat ki aur usy kaha k tm mujhe achi lagti ho.
Lrki ko shadid ghusa aya aur us ny...
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Lrke ki nak pe muka mar dia.
Lrke ki nak ma shadid dard hoa
aur
Is tara bni ya
''DARD'' ''NAK'' kahani ;->
A Pathan called FM radio & said:
"I have found a wallet wid thousands of currency & a credit card & ID Card of that person it belongs to, his name is Jamshed Khan, House #3, Gulshan e Iqbal, Karachi.
DJ: "so U want to give him back his wallet?
Pathan: Oo khocha nai, I want to dedicate him a song... ;->
I sit and close my eyes, imagine
your face, your touch, your kiss,
and when I open my eyes, I see sparkling
and glittering stars around me .
How lucky I am to have you, my love!
I do not need any light to see
as you are my light.
I Love You.
After few mints he saw many children his wife has & he ask doctor : ye sab kya hai
Doctor: sir ye DHOOM 1 OR YE 2 YE 3 ,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 DHOOM again ,again ,again, and again
Zara jo door jaty ho,
Tab ehsas hota hai
k baqi kuch nhi rehta
Mere jevan k angan main
Meri khushion k daman main
Tere bin kuch nhi rahta
Udasi Chahee rahti hai
Sapne Adhuray se lagte hain
Din Sadion se lagte hain
In Ankhon ki jalti lo Madhm parne lagti hai
Umeden marne lagti hain
Tere hathon se mere hath
Achank choot jate hain
Mere Armaan Roty hain
Tujhe awaz dete hain
Tujhe wapas Bulate hain
Suno Laot Aao na
Suno Laot Aao Na
Neez (: Aaty howy tandoor sy 15 Rotiyan Lety aana)
Pathan ki samjh me Nahi Aaya
Usne kisi aur k Form main Dekha.
Us ne Apny star ki Option me Cancer likha huwa Tha.
Pathan ne kuch Socha,
Phir Apny Form Per Bawaseer Likh Dia. :-)
A teenage girl had
:''~'': K33P SMiLiNG :''~'':
<''"> K?r?chi RoCk3rS <"''>
Yehi thi bas hamari rajdhani or kia detey..?
Sitaron se kisi ki mang bharna ik fasana hai.
Tumharey name likh di zindagani or kia detey.
Wo mujh sey mangta tha umar ka ik dilnashin hisa.
Na detey us ko ham apni jawani or kia detey..?
Bichartey waqt us ko ik na ik tohfa to dena tha.
Hamare pas tha ankhoon may pani or kia detey..
ALLAH K Naam Par De Beta
Bachi
Main Beta Nahi Beti Hun
Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Beti
Bachi
Mera Naam Nusrat Hai
Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat
Bachi
Mera Pora Naam: Nusrat Parveen Hai
Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat Parveen
Bachi: Ye Hui Na Baat
Ab Maaf Karo Baba
a mehboob kaisay sahein ghey hum ghum terey,
Tu vessey hee hum sey 80 kilo ziada bari hai,
na poocho mein kitna dat jata hoon apni baat par,
sandal kha k b kehta hoon "Episode Jaari hai"
Police officer: Amma G ye khana kis khushi mai khilaya?
Amma: Mai manat mani si k mera ghar bn giya
tay mai 100 haramdian nu roti khwaon gi
Es lai tawanon roti khawai
Police officer hans K bola:
Amma aina takaluf Q''n kita
1 wapda wala sadd laina C.
Petrol 66.70 Rupay hai
Is liye Aapke Aney Haaney k Liye Paish Hai.
"KHOTA TOYOTA"
Model 2010
Petrol ka Dushman,
jab tak Dil kary Chalate raho,
5 years Maintenance Free,
Sponsered by:
Jahan Khuab Wahan KHOTA TOYOTA. :-)''
Usne Muncipal commeitte ko fone kya or kaha k mere ghr k samne gdha mra pra he uthwa len!
jwab mila k wahin dfun kr do!
Us aadmi ko ghussa to buhat aaya pr tahammul se bola: G me dfun krne lga tha mgr
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mrhoom k bachon ko itlaa ko krni thi na...!!
:)
Sms dosto ko itne kiye
k jeet gay SMS k race
Mobile bhi unka pareshn
hoke kehne lga,
NO SPACE
NO SPACE
NO SPACE.........;->
Sms dosto ko itne kiye
k jeet gay SMS k race
Mobile bhi unka pareshn
hoke kehne lga,
NO SPACE
NO SPACE
NO SPACE.........;->
''aankh se ansoo behte rahe
HauLay HauLay sE Larki Patti Hai.
HauLay HauLay sE Apni Lagti Hai..
HauLay HauLay Phir SupPLy Lagti Hai.
Haommmm !!!
Tu Sabr TO Kr mErAy yaAr.
sUpPLy hO yA LarkI kA pYar.
Tu ghAr nA bTAien mEraY yaAR.
WarNA CHamri hO jAyE gI LaAL
HauLay HauLay Tu hO jAyE gA PasS "O BaLiya"
HauLay HauLay Ho jAye GA paAsS.
::sMs G@MBlr::
The Bus Driver Says: Thats The Ugliest Baby
That Ive Ever Seen. Ugh
The Woman Goes To The Rear Of The Bus And Sits Down,
Fuming
She Says To A Man Next To Her
The Driver Just Insulted Me!
The Man Says: You Go Right Up There And Tell Him Off
Go Ahead, Ill Hold Your Monkey For You.
He Replied :
The Pay Is Good & The Hors Aren''t Bad
But
What I Like Best Is That " The Customer Is Always Wrong"..... ;->
"SURF EXCEL HENA"
Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain,
Pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain,
Milne ki to bahut chahat hai,
Par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain
Yaad toh har koi karega jaane ke baad
Sache pyar ka pata chal jaayega waqat aane ke baad
Kaun kitni mohabbat karta hai
Nazar aajayega mar jaane ke baad
Shadi se pehle - Hero #1
Shadi k Baad? Qulie #1
Shadi se pehle - Mene Pyar Kia
Shadi k Baad - Ye Mene Kia Kia
Shaadi Se Pehle - Jaan Mat Jao
Shaadi K Baad - Jaan Mat Khao
Shaadi Se Pehle - Tum Bin Raha Na Jaye
Shaadi K Baad - Tum Ko Saha Na Jaye
Shaadi Se Pehle - Kuch Tou Bolo
Shaadi K Baad - Kabhi Chup Bhi Tou Ho Lo
Shaadi Se Pehle - I Love U
Shaadi K Baad - Aaj Phir Aalo
Shaadi Se Pehle - Milne Kab Aaogi
Shaadi K Baad - Maike Kab Jaogi . . . ;->
Sometimes I wonder
"I TRUST MY FRNDZ,
THEY WON''T LEAVE ME"
Dedicated to all my special Frndz
Future Mein Price List
Chawal 1 Rupay K 2 Danay,
Daal 50 Paisay Ki 4 Danay,
Oil 10 Rupay Ka 2 Drop,
Doodh 2 Rupay Ka 1 Qatra,
List K Neeche 1 Zaruri Note Bhi Likha Hoga Kay Jo Bhi Yeh Sab Cheezein Khareede Ga Usay Asli Desi Ghee Ki Khushboo Muft Soonghnay Ko Milay Gi.
maa ne samajhaane kii koshish kii bahot
us ko bahalaane kii koshish kii bahot
thak ke aaKhir loriiyaan gaane lagii
bijaliyaan kaano par barasaane lagii
das minute tak loriiyaan jab vo gaa chukii
til-milaa kar bol uthaa ek aadmii..
"Behanjii, itnaa karam ab kiijiiye
loriyan bend kiijiiye or is bachche ko rone diijiiye!"
Kuch Din Baad Mehbooba Ka Khat Aaya
''''Haadsa Tou Nahi Ko Mau''jza Hii Tumhain Mere Paas La Sakta Hai Kyun K Meri Duty METERNITY HOSPITAL Me Hai'''' ;->
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I'm giving to you a bird of friendship
now its ur responsibility to care it.
MainMatric Mein
Tha Wo Matric Mein
Thi
Main Inter Mein Tha
Wo Inter Mein Thi
Main C.A Mein Aa Gya
Wo B.A Mein Thi
Main C.A Mein Tha
Wo MASTER Mein Thi
Main C.A Mein Tha
Wo PhD Mein Thi
Main C.A Mein Tha
Us Ne Doctorate Kr Lia
Aaj Us i Shaadi Hy Aur
Main C.A Mein Hi Hoon ... ;->
Jazz B/F:Hello Darling
Lrki:Or Sunao
U.Föne B/F:Kia Tmhre Dil Me,Me Hun
Lrki:Tum Hi To Ho
Zong B/F:Tmhe Chand Kahun Phul Kahun
Lrki:Sub Keh Do
Tlnr B/F:Kya Hr Lrki Bewfa Hy
Lrki:Yhi Hy Dhun Sb Ki
Warid B/F Tmne Acha Nhi Kra.
Lrki:Dekha Kya Hota Hy When U Zem It.
hasti khelti jindgi ki barbadi karli.
Din ache ho gaye 3 aur bache ho gaye,
ek din office ki ghanti khadki.
Aage se patni bhadki,
"aap vaha bethe kalam ghasit rahe hain
aur yahan aap k bache aur mere bache milke
hamare bacho ko peet rahe hain!"
JUDGE: Ahaa so u r a teacher,
I have waited for this moment all my life,
now write down
"I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT"
5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET U GO ;->
Dil se Jab Hum Tumhe Yaad Karte hain.
Aap Ka Sapno Main Hum Didar karte Hain.
Jab say Dekha Hai Aap Ko Qareeb Say.
Ab To Bas TOBA ASTAGHFAR Karte Hain.''
Sharminda tab nahi hotay
jab Zuban se buri BAAT nikal jaye
aur sharminda ham tab b nahi hotey
jab Dil se kisi ki YAAD nikal jaye
Aray Sharmindagi to tab hoti hai hamain
Jab shaadi mein khamoshi ho or Zor se PAAD nikal jaye.
) '' (
/ )..)..poooon..
L_/_/,
dedicated to bhai lo
Dedicated to BHAI LOG...
Kbhi Kbhi Mere Dil Me Khayal Ata Hy Agr
Altaf Bhai London NaJate To Kya Hota?
To 9.0 Pe Unka Mazar Hota
Mustafa Kamal mazr k upar over head or nechay under pas bana kar signal free mazar banata
Farooq Sattar Sajada Nashin Hota
Babar Ghauri Wahan Charas Bechta
Wasim Akhtar Jooty Rakhny K Paise Leta
Shoaib Bukhari Langar Ki Degh Bnata
Saleem Shehzad Jeben Kat''ta
Baqi Rabta Commity Qawali Gati... =P ;->
Shaadi ke pehle - Yes Boss :)
Shaadi ke baad - Yes Boss :(
Shaadi ke pehle - Mere Sapno Ki Rani :)
Shaadi ke baad - Chutki Ki Amma :(
Shaadi ke pehle - Kabhi Kabhi :)
Shaadi ke baad - If you are lucky :(
Shaadi ke pehle - Aao Pyar Karen :)
Shaadi ke baad - Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen? :(
Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Apke Hain :)
Shaadi he baad - Hum Apke Hai Koun?
Bacha:
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Tution parhne k liye..
THE story behind the fact......
Two birds went to the theatre.
One bird got C row and the other bird did not get a seat,
So they had to give it a spare row.
Hence the bird in C row was called crow and the other sparrow.
Pass this to all your friends and let them develop their general knowledge.... ;->
Banta was amazed t
"I can hardly believe my eyes!" Banta exclaimed.
"That"s the smartest dog I"ve ever seen."
"Nah, he"s not so smart," Santa replied.
"I"ve beaten him three games out of five"
jab kabhi udaas hona,-
-jab kabhi naashaad hona,
our meri judaai ka sadma sehna,
tum kisi se kabhi mat kehna,
keh tum ko mare bin nahi rehna,
jab kabhi meri yaad aaye,
tarap milne ki dil mein jagaaye,
tanhaai mein yaa mehfil mein sataaye,
our iss halat se tu tang aa jaye,
tab,
jaan gee
tum kisi se kbhi mt kehna ,
keh tum ko mare bin nahi rehna,
bas aankhein mond lena,
our pyaar se mera tasuwar karna,
our phir dhare se pyaar se Mera nam lena,
Sitam to yai hai kai ham tum sai dil laga baithey
Apni khushiyoon ko bhi ham tum pai hi loota baithey
Sitam to yai hai....
Tujh ko chaha tha itna kai ham bata na sakkey
Teri chahat ko bhi dil mai ham chupa na sakkey
Sitam to yai hai....
Tum nai samjha na tha kaabil apney ham ko
Issliye tum mohabbat ko tum mitta baithey
Sitam to yai hai....
Bharrey Bazm mai jo tum nai mujh ko ruswa kiya
Iss ruswayee ko to ham wahi mitta baithey
Sitam to yai hai....
Meri waffa ka badla jo jaffa sai diya tum nai
Teri iss sitam ko bhi ham dil mai bassa baithey
Sitam to yai hai....
Ye PAKISTAN nhi
CHAAND ka tukra hy
Aur Chaand pr na Light hoti hy,
na Paani, na Gas,
na Aata, na Cheeni,
So plz no tension,
Enjoy your life on Moon ... ;->
1 - Muna Bhai C.A,,
2 - Hamara Ledger apke pas hai,,
3 - Maine overdraft kyon kia,,
4 - Journal sey Balance Sheet tak,,
5 - Kabhi Credit Kabhi Debit,,
6 - Cash Balance wale Profit Le Jayenge,,
7 - Hum Tax dE chuke Sanam,,
8 - Kyun TeLi ho gaya na?,,
9 - Mein Acounts ki Diwani hon,,
10 - Kaho na Depreciation hai...!!!
*If u cannot change ur mind,r u sure u hav one
;)
*If u cant convince them,confuse them
:)
*I couldnt repair ur brakes,so i made ur horn louder
;)
*The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it
:)
*In a country ov free speech,why r there phone bills?
:)
*Smile,it makes people wonder what u r thinkin
;)
*The light at the end ov the tunnel may be an incomin train
:)
What I Need Is Time With You, Show Me You Care, Let Me Care For You, Let Me Know I''m Important To you.
I''ll Be Sure You Know How Important You Are To me, All I Need Is You , You To Love me , As I Love U
Kisi kumzoor lamhe me
Agar me tum se ye keh doon
Mujhe tum se muhabbat hai
Tum ye mat samajh lena
Mein ne sach kaha ho ga
Aisi dilnasheen baatoon ko
Aise dilbar peraye me kehna
Mujhe buchpan se aata hai
Meri aankhein mera chehra
Mera ye besakhta lehja
Ye sab kuch jhoot kehta hai mager
Is jhoot me aik sach bhi hai ke
Mujhe tum se MUHABBAT hai
Ghair sary loogon ki dosti nahi achi..
Tum meri aankhoon mien khuwaab ban k thery hoo..
Khuwab ki haqeeqat say dushmani nahi achi..
Hum tumhari chahat mien din raat tarapty rehty hien..
Youn kisi k jazbaat say dil lagi nahi achi...
Agar kisi say ulfat ka karoobar ho jay..
Zeesat tak nibha tu aarzi nahi achi..
Chand tere kirnoo say choor choor ho jay..
Soogwar ratoon mien chandni nahi achi........
CA PAPER DEC 2009 HAS BEEN LEAKED OUT.
Q) Wat is da capital of France?
ON DEC 2009: Students write PARIS is da capital of France
RESULT DAY: Students FAILED
EXAMINER COMMENT(wid a devil laugh): capital of France is "F".:-D
CONCLUSION: Even if da paper leaks student cannot pass. Hahaha.
Wife: ye cup kahan say mila?
Husband: mai daur may first aya hun.
Wife: doosre aur teesre number par kon aya?
Husband: doosray number par police afsar aur teesray number par cup ka maalik... =P ;->
1st: Me 1 lrka hn
Tm kon ho?
2nd: Mjhy nai pta
1st:Acha w8 (ye kh kr wo blankt k andr gya
or thori dr bd nikla) "tm lrki ho"
2nd: Tmhy kese pta?
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1st: Q k mere blue socks hai, or tmhare pink hai.
Moral :
Har waqt GANDI BATEN mat socha karo.. ;->
Candidate Mst Hve Da Following Qualities.
1Behviur: Battamez
2Weight:Minimum 105 Kg(125 Ghari Pr 1 Hi Pura Aye)
3 Honsty: Chalan Km Katey(Oper Se Paise Le Le)
4luks: Koi B Ho(Knsa Behaviur Pe Frq Pardna Hy)
Yar Suneri Moqa He Hath Se Mt Ghawana Tm Me To Isse B Ziada Khubyan Hyn
Abbu:nahi dunga
Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga
Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao
Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D
Moral :
Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?
LIBRA SUNAAR''
If Love Has Fear
Friendship Has Care ...
If Love Breaks
Friendship
Friendship Breaks
Hate ...
If Love Gives Tears
Friendship Gives
Support ...
If Love Makes
Possessive
Friendship Makes
Cooperative ...
If Love Ends On Hate
Friendship Ends On
Love ...
If Love Is For Always
Friendship Is Forever ... :)
Pathan''s Wife Bought A
Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai,
Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai,
Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ?
Mein ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai,
Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind,
Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai,
Wahi duniya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra,
Jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bacha rakha hai,
Pi ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi has k shohar,
Mar khane mein bhi qudrat ne maza rakha hai..
Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp !!!
Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!
Girl : I can't believe you did this.
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/
When a Girl does Something Wrong...
Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!
Boy : I can't believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making me feel Worse..!!
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/
1 ameer aadmi ki zindagi biscuit or cake par aur 1 truck driver ki zindagi sterring aur break par.
Jalo Mat , Bararabari Karo.
shahidon ko salaam.. jo is truck ke niche aakar mar gaye!
Awaaz mat do main behra hoon!
80 Ke phool, 90 ki mala,
Buri nazar wale tera mooh kala!
phoolo phoolo khoob phoolo lekin apni aukaat mat bhoolo
peche he rehna aage aaoge toh kuchal diye jaoge
WOH KYA HOTA HAI?
mian chota tha tab auto tha
Buree nazar Waale, Tere bachche Jiyen
Bade Ho kar Tera Khoon Piyen
baja horan nikal foran
dulhan he dahez hai . . . ;->
angel askd a man af
Angel askd a man
after death:
Kya tum shadi shuda thy?
Man: Haan
Angel Orderd:
Ye dozakh bhugat k
aaya hy isay
jannat main daal do
Angel ask same
question to another
man:
Man: 2 baar shaadi ki thi
Angel orderd:
Isay dozakh main daal do
isay dozakhmain rehny ki
aadat ho gai hy ... ;->
Bt i hAve a Mega Project.
Q Na Pora saAL Chutian Kr k 192000 M.W Light sAve Ki jAye.
Export Bhi Kr Sktay hYn.
Now You Are Thinking.
Kya Chabli Mari Mainay.
Per Ay sOcho Shro KinNay KitTi?
1) they Look healthy due to packings inside
2)wearing new unwashed clothes
3) new haircut n face shave
4) they do not speak or engage in talk
5) Recite something in their mouth
Keep an eye on your surroundings and when you see someone like mentiond above
Tey tusi v kalma par lena tawada v time agya g .... =P ;)
-Bandooq se nikla folaad or Pait se nikli olaad wapis nahi jate.
-Khila hua gulaab or laga hua julaab humesha nahi rehte.
-Khudi hui qabar or chupi hui khabar door se dikh jati hen.
-Jawani pe charha shabaab or zor se laga peshaab ziyadah dair nahi rukta
mary to abi shaadi
Pathan ghar aya or darwaze pe danda le k khara ho gya
8 bajy, 10 baje, 11 bajy 12 baje
rat k 3 baj gaye
lekin Biwi nahi aai
4 bajay pathan ko yaad aaya k
mary to abi shaadi hi nahi hui.
Is se pahly k sadagi teri lab-e-Khaamosh ko gila keh day..
Teri majaboriyaan na dekh sake aur dil tujh ko bewafa keh day..
Jany mein beKhudi mein kya poochoon,
jany tu beruKhi say kya keh day
mien tera shahar chhoor jaoon ga...
Is say pahly k tere hontoon say Ghair honoon k jaam Takraien
is se pahale ke zulf k baadal ajanabi bazuoon pe lehrayein
aur teri bebasi k nazary meri aankhoon pe aag barasayein..
Mein tera shahar chhoor jaoon ga..
Ye Kya Kr Ha " 1 Kute Ne Dosre Se Pocha
Dosra kuta Bola Ye Tou Mai Nahe Janta Ho
Mai Ye Janta Ho k Jub Mai Is Tarah Karta Ho
Tou Mera Malik Mujhe
peit k kere Marne k Duwai Pilata Hai...... /
ik shaks khafa ho ke girata chala gaya
woh mujse buhat door door bhagta raha
jitna main uske naaz uthata chala gaya
ik mere waste he osne dard rakhe the
baki to wo har ik ko hasata chala gaya
thi haath main taqat magar dil nahin mana
uske siwa main subko harata chala gaya
dil main oski yaaad ke jitne chiragh the roshan
onko bhi wo sitmgar bhujata chala gaya
BOY;RHNY DAIN MAIN BAHIR SOFY
PR HI SO JATA HON.
NEXT MORNING AK KHUBSORST GIRL
CHAYE LAI,
BOY; TM KON HO,
GIRL;MAIN GUDDO
AP KON?
BOY;MAIN ULLU DA PTHA.
HA.......''
Over Time Things Must Change
And Like A River Life Goes On
I Used To Say Love Was A Mistake
But I Was Wrong
Love Is The Greatest Thing
It Can Hurt Like Hell
But It Can Feel Like Heaven
And No Matter What Happens
This Love Make Me Dance Patiently
Dedicated to BHAI LOG...
Kbhi Kbhi Mere Dil Me Khayal Ata Hy Agr
Altaf Bhai London NaJate To Kya Hota?
To 9.0 Pe Unka Mazar Hota
Mustafa Kamal mazr k upar over head or nechay under pas bana kar signal free mazar banata
Farooq Sattar Sajada Nashin Hota
Babar Ghauri Wahan Charas Bechta
Wasim Akhtar Jooty Rakhny K Paise Leta
Shoaib Bukhari Langar Ki Degh Bnata
Saleem Shehzad Jeben Kat''ta
Baqi Rabta Commity Qawali Gati... =P ;->
Agar Koi Puchey Toh Bas Muskurana,
Agar Muskurane Ka Koi Sabab Puchey Toh,
Luqmani Manjan Ka Kamal Hai Ye Batana ... ;->
Agar Koi Puchey Toh Bas Muskurana,
Agar Muskurane Ka Koi Sabab Puchey Toh,
Luqmani Manjan Ka Kamal Hai Ye Batana ... ;->
DöOsRa bUhAT shIrmIndA Hua
After A wHiLE2nd asKd 4m
1st:aP K fAThr KYA krtAY ThAY?
1st:Wo Ek ShareEf iNsaAN ThAY.
2nd:uNhoOn nE ApKO ShArif kYun nA BnAya?
ghoomy new cycle pe Dost mera
muje baly hi purani si mercedes car day day,,
bookha na rakhna mery dost ko khany ko tazi daal day day
mujhe baly hi kal ka cake+custers+biryani aur cokr ki botal 4 day day,,
phir na kehna kay DOST dua nhi kerty....''
Pathan ki samjh me Nahi Aaya
Usne kisi aur k Form main Dekha.
Us ne Apny star ki Option me Cancer likha huwa Tha.
Pathan ne kuch Socha,
Phir Apny Form Per Bawaseer Likh Dia. :-)
Ek Aurat
Mahir-e-Nafsiyat k Pas
Gai Aur Kehne Lagi:
"Me Apne Chote Bete
Ki Waja Se Bht
Pareshan Hn, Wo Mitti
k Laddu Bna Bna k
Khata Hy"
Doctor:"Fikr Ki Baat
Nhi, Bara Hoga Tou
Khud Hi Adat Chooth
Jayegi"
Aurat:"Dr. Koi Fori Elaaj
Bataye''n Wrna Mere
Bete KI Dono Biwia''n Ro
Ro k Pagal Ho Jaye''n
Gi " ;->
Jiss may chahat jessa anmol moti mojood hai
Baadal nay kaha
Mohabbat eik ~dhanak hai
Jiss may har Rang Nomaya hota hai...
Shairr nay kaha
Mohabbat eik esse ghazal hai
Jo har eik sunay walay kay dil may
uttar te chali jate hai
Saaz nay kaha
Mohabbat eik essa geet hai
Jo Dil may uttar jata hai
Malee nay kaha
Mohabbat gulshan kay phool key woh dilkash khusboo hai
Jiss may sara
gulshan mehak uttah h
Pehle 2 ghante k bad bijli free,
5 frnds n family members ko 600 unit free,
weekends pr bijli totaly free,
rat 12 bje se subah 6 bje tk bijli 5 rupe ghnta,
bijli TM HI TO HO,
unit bijli or bill pr NO SMJHOTA,
bijli the smart choice,
isse sasti srf mombti
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adnam saami se inspire ho kar, humne bhi wajan kam karne ki thaani
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. after getting inspired from, i also decided to loose weight
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adnam saami se inspire ho kar, humne bhi wajan kam karne ki thaani
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roj khaaye channe aur piya thanda thanda paani...........;->
kaisay:
Proof#1: lardki lardkey ko chchery to Shararat aur agar lardka chchery to Badmashi.
Proof#2: Agar koi ameer kaam mein apni wife ka haat bataye to "understanding" aur agar gharib bataye to "Jhooroo ka Ghulam"
Uuuuufffffff reeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy LLLLLooooooggg
Ta K Factrian Chal Paren Or Log Kam Pe Lag Jain Warna Log Wakilon
K Long March May Shamil Ho Jain Gey Jasy He Long March Nakam Ho Ga Apko
Phr Se Load Shading Ke
Khush Khabri Sunai Jaige... =P
Apka Khadim
Asif Ali Zardar
Mr. 100% . . . ;->
Shadi se pehle - Hero #1
Shadi k Baad? Qulie #1
Shadi se pehle - Mene Pyar Kia
Shadi k Baad - Ye Mene Kia Kia
Shaadi Se Pehle - Jaan Mat Jao
Shaadi K Baad - Jaan Mat Khao
Shaadi Se Pehle - Tum Bin Raha Na Jaye
Shaadi K Baad - Tum Ko Saha Na Jaye
Shaadi Se Pehle - Kuch Tou Bolo
Shaadi K Baad - Kabhi Chup Bhi Tou Ho Lo
Shaadi Se Pehle - I Love U
Shaadi K Baad - Aaj Phir Aalo
Shaadi Se Pehle - Milne Kab Aaogi
Shaadi K Baad - Maike Kab Jaogi . . . ;->
knowledge week
KNOWLEDGE WEEK
Afghanistan wahid mulk hai jis mein train nai chalti
Dunya mein sab se bara school CHICAGO mein hai
Dunya ka pehla operation GREECE k Doctor HYRO FILS ne kya
Dunya mein sab se Bara Hospital BAGHDAD mein hai.
Dunya mein sub se bara DARAKHT USA mein hai
Dunya ka sab se Shareef Insan PAKISTAN mein hay!
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=P =D
"students Vs teacherz"..
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When We R in class, We R ''students'',
When They R in class, They R ''scholars''
When We corect Our writing, its ''overwritting'', when They corect their, its ''correction''
When We copy from otherz, We R ''cheaters'', when They copy, They R ''quotes''
When We joke in class, We R ''jokers'', when They joke, They R ''witty''
When We Don''T Do Our work On time, We R ''sluggish,''
When They Don''T Do, They R ''busy''
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Kya Ye khula TAZAAD Nhi?
Tujh $ey Do$t hain laakhon, jahan main merey,
Per tu Do$t bhi hai, aur khaa$ bhi hai ..
Tuney Khu$hiyan mujhey itni di hain keh aaj,,
Tujhey khoney ka dil main ehsaa$ bhi hai ...
KHUDA ne yuun nawaza, teri Do$ti se mujhey,,
Keh mujhey khud pe gumaan hai, aur naaz bhi hai.....
You may be treated like the maid,
you may be treated like the gardner,
you may be treated like the daycare,
you may be treated like the chauffer,
you may be treated like many things.
But one thing is for sure,
You will always be loved.
For a fathers work may be from sun up till sundown,
but a mothers work is never down.
And all that I have, am, and hope to be, I owe to you,
So this is for all the times I forgot to say THANK YOU!!
Lekin yeh kia ke zindagi sub kuch hai tere bina...
Ab to raat bhi kaat jati hai din bi guzar jata hai...
Sab waisa hi hai kuch bhi to nahin badla tere bina...
Tere jane pe jo rim jhim si thi ankhoon main ab...
Thehar gaya hai ankhoon ka woh samander tere bina...
Waqt ne bohat kuch sikhla dia hai mujhe...
Ab tu waqt bhi guzar jata hai tere bina...
Shayad mohabbat karne ke adaab hi na thay...
Ab zindagi ne woh bhi sikhla dia tere bina...
Jo guzar gaya hai waqt .,, So guzar gaya dost...
Jo reh gaya hai guzar jayega TERE BINA...
Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didnt light.
He tried another, It didnt light too. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.
“What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?” asked the another man.
Santa replied, “Thats a lucky match stick. Ill use it again.”
"Main to is mei PAAN thook rahi thi" =P ;->
Arrange Marriage:
5,00,000 Shadi Par.
1,00,000 Haq Meher.
Aur
Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000
Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000
Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667
1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778
Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963
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Ufff! Tauba Tauba.
Love Marriage:
Sirf 120 Rupay Ka Stamp Paper.
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A Massege From: The Students Of Accounting & Finance.
Invest at Your Own Risk.
Smashes 2nd one saying "u r d reason i dont have a job."
Picks up 3rd bottle & notices its sealed & full of beer, he says
"STAND ASIDE, I KNOW U R NOT INVOLVED!!"
One tree can start a forest…
One flower can awaken the dream…
One smile begins a friendship…
One laugh will conquer a gloom…
One candle destroys the darkness…
One sunbeam lights a room…
One breath brings life eternal…
One path will lead you home…
One touch can show you care…
One word must start each prayer…
One heart can know what is true…
One life can make the difference…
And that one is
YOU......;->
vo bhi humein chahein to kya baat hogi !
Paane ka armaan to hai,
bin maange mil jaaye to kya baat hogi !
Is dil mein pyaar hai kitna,
vo jaan le to kya baat hogi !
Humne manga hai unhe khuda se,
vo bhi humhe maang le to kya baat hogi
1 tatti, s0u afsanay..
Tatti ki dalali mei m0u kala
0ne tatti a day, keepz d0ct0r away
tatti tatti pe likha hai khanay walay ka naam
Dh0bi ki tatti, ghar ki na ghaat ki
tatti kar darya mai dal.
Tatti in need, iz a tatti indeed..
Ghar ki tatti, g0bar barabar..
Little red tatti h0od..
Tatti na kya tOu Phir kYa jiyA..
An ailing grandmother is talking to her favourite granddaughter.
"Dori,I''m old n weak,
n I know that the time for me to leave is near.
I want u to inherit my farm,
includin the barn,the villa,the tractors,the farmhouse,all the livestock."
"Wow, Thank u so much,Grandma!
I didnt know u even HAD a farm.
where is it?"
grandma replied,
"You can find it on my Facebook account.
Just click on Farmvil after login in
password: just4dori.. =P ;->
When i born, i black.
When i grow up, i black. When i go in sun, i black.
When i get cold i black. When i scared, i black. When i sick, i black & when i die, i still black.
And u White fellas:
When u born, u pink. When u grow up, u white. When u go in sun, u red. When u cold, u blue. When u scared, u yellow. When u sick, u green. When u die, u grey,
But u call me colored . . . ;->
Ek larka apne dost k sath khara tha k Wahan se ek larki guzri,
Us ne us larki ko ishara kiya aur aankh mari,
Jawab mein larki ne us larke ko Lanat de di ..
Wo larka apne dost se bola:
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Bechari 5 baje miline ka keh rahi hai magar main jaonga he nahi... ;->
1- My Child Learnd
MS WORD Nw He Wants
MS SENTENCE
2 - Find Only RE-CYCLE
But No RE-SCOOTER
I Need It, As I Owe A
Vespa Scooter
3 - I See MS OFFICE But I
Need MS HOME, As I Use
PC At Home
4 - Finaly, Howz Dat
Ur Name Is GATES But
U r Selling WINDOWS ... ;->
Teacher- Yes, But
Only After Reciting The
Alphabates !
Kid- Ok !
"A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,
M,N,O,
Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z !"
Teacher- Where Is "P" ?
Kid- Its Running
Down My Leg !!
Plz Let Me Go To The
Bathroom ... ;->
