Funny SMS Messages - SLEEPING DISEASE ETIOLOGY

Modern Dictionary:

*Muhbt:Jske Dam Se Restaurants Abad Hain.

*Talib-E-Ilm:Mustqbl Ka Be Rozgar Tabqa.

*Parda:Jse Khawaten Khirki Pe Dalti Hain.

*Kitab:Wqt Zaya Krne Ka Zaria.

*Dil:Bgher Operation K B Ksi Ko Dye Jaskte Hain.

*College: Tafre Gah,

*University: Lover Se Milne Ki Jagah... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - L ====== O ====== V ====== E ======

american bola hamare mulk mein ek bacha paida hua us kai leg nahi thay hum ne ussay artifical leg laga diye ajj woh bacha atthele hai


russain bola hamare mulk mein ek bacha paida hua us k haath nahi thay hum ne artifical haath lagwa diya ajj woh boxer hai

pakistani bola yeh tou kuch b nahi hamare mulk mein ek bacha paida hua us ka sir nahi tha hum ne ussay army ki head pehna hii ajj woh hamara president hai

Funny SMS Messages - 1admi bola jb mere bchy hun gy to 1ko karachi aur 1ko lahore chor aonga

5 Signs U Need To Be A Taliban:

1. U Have More Wives Than Teeth

A2. U Own A $5000 Rocket Launcher But Can''t Afford Shoes.

3. U Refine Heroin But Haue A Moral Objection To Beer.

4. U Think Vests Come In 2 Sttyles : Bullet Proof And Suicide.

And Most Significantly !

5. U Wipe Your Arse With A Stonee....

Friendship SMS Messages - a friend thinks its

Ek Din Zindagi Aise Muqaam Pe Pohanch Jayegi

Dosti Tou Sirf Yaado''n Me Reh Jayegi

Har Cup Coffee Ka Yaad Doston Ki Dilayega

Aur

Hanste Hanste Phr Aankhe''n Num Ho Jayengi

Office K Chamber Me Classroom Nazar Ayega

Par Chahne Pe Bhi Proxy Nahi Lag Payegi.

Paisa Tou Bahut Hoga Mgr Usey Lutane Ki Wajah He Kho Jayegi

Jee Le Khulke Is Pal Ko Mere Dost Kyun K Zindagi In Palon Ko Phir Se Nahi Dohrayegi

-->Dedicated To All My Frndz<--

Funny SMS Messages - Q: Aik Over Mein Kitni

DAWN 14 AUG 2018 ADv.

HEADLINES:

President General kayani decides to shed uniform.

PAK looses cricket series against Hong Kong.

Shaikh Rasheed n his wife Reema decided to join MMA.

President General Kayani to visit neigbour country Balochitan.

Meera''s 25th birthday.

9th death aniversary of sharefBrothers.

EX US President OBAMA & OSAMA had one father named BUSH LADEN.

Shoaib completes 12 years ban.

Imran khan still not satisfied.

Funny SMS Messages - HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YÖU!

Doobte hue aadmi ne

Pull par chalte hue aadmi ko

Aawaz lagayi "bachao bachao"

Pull par chalte aadmi ne neeche

Rassi fenki aur kaha aaoo...


Nadi mein dobta hua aadmi

Rassi nahi pakad pa raha tha

Rah rah kar chillaa raha tha

Mein marna nahi chahta

Zindagi badi mehengi hai

Kal hi to meri ek MNC mein naukri lagi hai..

Itna sunte hi pul par chalte

Aadmi ne apni rassi kheench li

Aur bhagte bhagte wo MNC gaya

Usne wahan ke HR ko bataya ki


Abhi abhi ek aadmi doobkar mar gaya hai

Aur is tarah aapki company mein

Ek jagah khali kar gaya hai...

Mein berozgaar hoon muje le lo...

HR boli dost tumne der kar di,

ab se kuch der Pehle humne us aadmi ko lagaya hai Jo usse dhakka de kar

tumse pehle yahan aaya hai !!!

Funny SMS Messages - Rabba Dukh Na Dena Mere Dost ko...

Mulk mei atay k shadeed bohran k bad tmam advertise

mei products k sologun badal diye.

Bata: pehle ATA phir SCHOOL;

Dalda:jahan mamta wahan ATA

Waves:ATA he kafi hai

Body cool :just ATA


Jazz: ATAY ki sunao

Brooke bond supreme

yehi yu hai apna ATA

Pepsi:yeh dil mangay ATA,>

Break Up SMS Messages - ~Main Mer Gaya~

CHAHTON main giley nahi hotey,

ishq main zabtey nahi hotey,

yad kartey hain dil hi dil main tujy,

apne dil main diye jalao"k"ab

ra$ton main diye nahi hotey,


kA$H! hum tum miley nahi hotey.

meri Qismat wo ban tu jaye magr...

Aaj kal mojzay nahi hotay....!

Funny SMS Messages - ''A Dog Fell In Love With a Cat

Hum janday paye thay sair ko..Kinare kinare nair ko,Kuta paya nigah mein,Sutta pya tha raah mein,Hum ne gul khila diya,Kute ko thuda laga diya,Kute ne Dandi wad lai,Pini ki Pini kad lai,Itne main hum paj Pare,Cycle de which waj Pare,Kuta Magron le gia..Cycle wala piche pe gia...

Funny SMS Messages - Q:What is the difference

Mother''s Quote

Thomas Edison''s Mother:

"Of course Im

Proud Tht U Inventd


Electric Bulb. Nw Turn

It Off & Get 2 Bed"

Albert Einstein''s"

"Its Ur Senior Picture,

Can''t U Do Someting

Abt Ur Hair?

Styling Gel, Mousse

Something?"

Abraham Lincoln''s:

"Agn Wid d Stovepipe Hat?


Can''t U Just Wear A Baseball

Cap Like The Othr Kids ?"

Michelangelo''s:

"Cant U Paint On Walls

Like Other Kids? Do

U''ve Any Idea How Hard

It Is 2 Get Tht Stuff

Off d Ceiling "

Funny SMS Messages - ''Happiest Man'' Is One, Whose Daughter''s

Boy: Merey pas apney dost jesi car
to nahe pr tumhe apni palkon pe bitha k ghumaun ga!
Merey pas us jesa bara bangla to nahe
pr tumhe apney dil me jaga donga!
Mere pas us jitne paise to nahe
pr main mehnat mazdoori kr k khilaun ga.
Aur tumhe kya chahiye?
Girl: chawlaan na mar
Dost da numbr de..:p:p

Friendship SMS Messages - A Lover gives Love

Dost Banana Sikha Dia He Zindagi Ne

Khush Rehna Sikha Dia He Zindagi Ne

Door Reh Ker Bhi Paas Hote Ho Tum

Tum Se Baat Kerna Sikha Dia He Zindagi Ne


Rona Nahi Ata Mujhay Shayed

Hansna Sikha Dia He Zindagi Ne

Phoolon Me Khushboo Hi Na Sahi

Per Khushboo Ko Mahsoos Kerna Sikha Dia He Zindagi Ne

Love SMS Messages - Muddassar Khan

Muhabbat phir mujh ko aazmane ko hai

Muhabbat phir mujh ko aazmane ko hai..

Meri rooh mujh se bichar jane ko hai...

Wafa-e-muhabbat raak ho jane ko hai...

Jo mere dil se jhor kar meri zaat mein raha...

Woh bandhan pal mein toot jane ko hai...

Muhabbat phir mujh ko aazmane ko hai..

Sokoon dil barbaad ho jane ko hai...

Raapte socho ke simat jane ko hai...

Yeh kaisa too ne muhabbat mein faasla rakha...

Apna ho ke ajnabi ho jane ko hai...

Muhabbat phir mujh ko aazmane ko hai...

Qurbato ke nisha mit jane ko hai...

Faasle dooriyu mein badal jane ko hai...

Woh ja sakta hai meri muhabbat ko chor ke...

Meri zaat to us ki muhabat mein waft ho jane ko hai...

Funny SMS Messages - New Addition To The Periodic Table Of Element

New Addition To The Periodic Table Of Element

New Addition To The Periodic Table Of Elements :

Element Name : WOMAN

Symbol : WO

Atomic Weight : DON''T EVEN DARE TO ASK .

Physical Properties : GENERALLY BOILS AT ANY THING & MAY FREEZ ANY TIME METLS WHENEVER TREATED PROPERLY

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES : VERY REACTIVE , HIGHLY UNSTABLE . Possesses Strong Affinity For Gold , Silver , Platinum , Diamond & Precious Stones.

Volatile When Alone

Funny SMS Messages - ''Fact1: You can not touc

Pathan Pilot Kamyabi K Baad Apna Jahaaz Land Kernay Pe Bohat Khush Hua..

Nichay Utarnay Pe Staff Ne Usay Hatho Hath Lia Or Airman Uski Wardi Utarnay Me Help Karnay Lagay..

Pathan (Fakhar Se):
Aaj Main Ne India K 4 Jahaaz, 2 Helicopter Or 1 Aabdoz Ko Mara Hai..

Airman:
Wo Sub To Theek Hai Lekin Sir G Ap Ne 1 Ghalti Ker Di Hai..

Pathan:
Kon C Ghalti?

Airman:
Bas Ap Isi Khushi Me India He Land Kar Gaye Hain..=P:-D

Love SMS Messages - Ive got ur bak

No Matter Where You Go..No Matter What You Do..


If We Grow Apart..Or Come Closer Together..

If You Fall In Love..And Forget All About Me..

Or If You Came To Hate Me..I Want You To Know That

I Will Always Love You..And Always Be There For You..

No Matter Where Your Destiny Lies..You Will Always Be My Friend..

And If Fate Tears Us Apart..Always Remember That

No Matter How Long It Has Been Since We Talked..

Or Why We Stopped Talking..If Life Brings You Down..

I Will Always Be There For You..You Can Call Me Anytime..Anywhere..

I Will Listin To You..I Wont Ever Judge You..And Always Remember..I Love You

Funny SMS Messages - 1 Admi ka inteqal ho gya.

KNOWLEDGE WEEK

Afghanistan wahid mulk hai jis mein train nai chalti

Dunya mein sab se bara school CHICAGO mein hai

Dunya ka pehla operation GREECE k Doctor HYRO FILS ne kya

Dunya mein sab se Bara Hospital BAGHDAD mein hai.

Dunya mein sub se bara DARAKHT USA mein hai

Dunya ka sab se Shareef Insan PAKISTAN mein hay!

Funny SMS Messages - Foran 1 Aankh Band Kar Lete Hain. :-)

Unbelievable Moments in 2008.

1. PPP won the election.

2. Faraz death

3. Harbhajan slapped Srisanth.

4. Ronaldo kissed Bipasha Basu.

5. Tony Blair caught without ticket.

6. Marriot blast.


7. China launched space shuttle.

8. Mumbai blast.

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Bush did not return Al-Zaidi Shoes..!!!

Funny SMS Messages - I m home, Please

''Chalo dekhen faraz naya saal mere muqaddar me kya laya hai,

pichle saal kamino ne mera bohot record lagaya hai,

shair koi bhi ho naam mera lagaya hai,

kambakhaton ko na taras mere naam pe aya hai,

ab to koi apne bachay ka naam faraz nahi rakhe ga,

sunne me to ye ailan bhi aya hai,

dusre mulk walon ko bhi hairan karwaya hai,

faraz kon sa ajooba hai or pakistanio ne kahan se paya hai,

Itna mashoor to kisi ka baap bhi na tha,


star nahi kamino ne mujhe superstar banaya hai"''

Funny SMS Messages - 1 Admi Ko Naddi

Kid- Teacher, Can I Go


To Bathroom ?

Teacher- Yes, But

Only After Reciting The

Alphabates !

Kid- Ok !

"A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,

M,N,O,

Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z !"

Teacher- Where Is "P" ?

Kid- Its Running


Down My Leg !!

Plz Let Me Go To The

Bathroom ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Khush to bahot hoge tum,

If money doesn''t grow den why do banks have branches?

WhY does a round Pizza come in a square box?

WhY doesn''t glue,Stick to its bottle?

WhY do U still call it building when its already built?

If its true that we are here to help others,what are others here for?

We are a Funny Bunch of people...........

Living in a seriously Funny World............. ;->

Love SMS Messages - Sitam to yai hai

"ÄJNABI"

Usay Kaise Akela Chord Don Is Rah Main

Sath jo Chalta Raha Majboriyon K Baad Bhi

Ban K Khushboo Rach Gaya Hai Yun Mere Ehsas Main

Door Ho Paya Nahin Wo Dooriyon K Baad Bhi

Rafta Rafta Us Ko Bhi Ye Duniya raas aa Gae!

Muskra K Wo Mila Hai Ranjishon K Baad Bhi

Faslay Kab Kam Hoye Hain Raabton K Baad Bhi

Ajnabi They Ajnabi Hain "Mohabbaton" K BÄAD Bhi!.

Funny SMS Messages - Mere Mehboob Ki Shaadi Raqeeb

LifE iS aLL Abt WakinG uP EaCh dAy tO diSCoVer SoMethinG NeW, Abt MeetinG oLd PeoPLe bUt MakinG NeW CoNverSatioNs, WaLkinG thru oLd RoadS bUt StiLL feeLinG NicE Abt it,

ReaLizinG thAt u hAvE GrowN a dAy oLdeR bUt StiLL feeLinG young at hEArt, MeetinG busy ScheduLeS bUt StiLL fiNdinG timE 4 oLd fRieNds, bEinG NoStaLGic Abt by GoNe dAys bUt

LookinG foRWaRd tO bEttEr dAys,

WaNtinG 2 Shoot da person Who SeNt SuCh a LonG MsG bUt StiLL MaNaGe 2 SmiLe.

Funny SMS Messages - 1 Baat Tou Btao ?

Popular Dialogues After Daru session.....

1. Gaddi Mai chalaunga


2. Tu bura na manni bai

3. Mai teri dilon izzat karda veere

4. Tenu ki lagda a menu charh gay..???

5. Tu a na soch ke mai pee ke bol reha

6. Jo marzi keh la tu bhai a apna

7. Tu dass tenu ki chahida mai tenu hune leya ke dina

8. Yaar ajj fer ohdi badi yaad aayi a

9. Tu mera bhai mai tera bhai aapan dowen bhai-bhai

10. Bas ajj ton baad nahi peeni yaar......

Break Up SMS Messages - Nahi Rahey....!

TuM Mujhe bh00l kar t0 dekh0
Har khuShi r0uth jayegi
Jab akele tuM baith0gi
Khud-ba-khud Meri yaad aayegi
SheeShe ke ghar0n Main dekh0 t0
Putther dil wale buSte hain
J0 pyar k0 khail SaMajhte hain
Aur t0r ke dil k0 haSte hain
KaSh khuShiy0n ki k0i dukan h0ti,
huMe v uSk0 pehChan h0ti, bhar dete
aapk daMan khuShiy0n Se, kiMat uSki
Chahe Meri jaan h0ti

Funny SMS Messages - happy birthday to yo

OH GAL KARDI MUSKURAI,

ASI SAMJEYA KUDI LINE TE AAYI,

FIR USNE SAADE NUMBER DI MANG PAYI,

ASI V APNI SAARI YAARI USTE LUTAYI,

FIR USNE APNI BEBE SAADE NAL MILAYI,

ASI PURE MOHALLE CH WANDI MITHAYI,

FIR PATA NAHI SADE DIL WICH KI AAYI,

ASI NAAL LE GAYE APNEBHAI,

PATA NAHI VEER NE KI KAHANI PAYI,

YAARO AJ OH KUDI HAI SAADI PARJAI... :(

MORAL OF STORY :

APNI GIRLFRIEND NU APNE BHAI YA KISE V DOST NAAL NA MILAO... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Lub Pe Aati Hai

School vs University
School=Pencil, Rubber, Sharpner, Scale,
Uni=Ek balpen wo b frnds se cheena hua,
School=Class me enter hony se phly May i come,
Uni=Bina batae he mobile kan se lga k class se bhr,
School=bag me hr sbjct ki book & copy,
Uni=Yar aik paper to phar k de de,
School=Class test me star,
Uni=Full moon hi naseeb hota hy yar
School=Dost mje wo wali class felow achi lagti hai, 2nd ok
Uni=Jigr bachi chek kr, dusra oye shram kr bhabi hai teri
Wondrful school days&LOVELY UNI LIFE.

Break Up SMS Messages - Aashiane ki baat

kuch khud b thay afsurda say,,

kuch tum b hum say rooth gaye,,

kuch khud hi zzakhm k aadi thay,,

kuch sheeshay hath say choot gaye,,

kuch khud b hassaas thay bohat,,

kuch apnay muqadar rooth gaye,,

kuch tum ko sach say nafrat thi,,,

kuch hum say na bolay jhoot gaye,,


kuch logon nay uskaya tumain,,

kuch apnay muqadar phoot gaye,,

kuch khud itnay mohtaat na thay,,

kuch log b hum ko loot gaye,,

kuch talkh hakaik thay itnay,

k khaab hi saray toot gaye.........

Funny SMS Messages - 2 Friends . . . See & Saw

Arrange Marriage:

5,00,000 Shadi Par.

1,00,000 Haq Meher.

Aur

Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000

Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000

Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667

1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778

Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963

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Ufff! Tauba Tauba.

Love Marriage:

Sirf 120 Rupay Ka Stamp Paper.

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A Massege From: The Students Of Accounting & Finance.

Invest at Your Own Risk.

Funny SMS Messages - 1 sardar ko tera bha

After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.

Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?

Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.

Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?


Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.

Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?

Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.

Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.

Funny SMS Messages - ''Aap ka chalna, aap ka hansna,

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Funny SMS Messages - dad tumharay unfit

Motivational Thought

In 1980, IDBI bank rejected loan for Mukesh Ambani(world''s richest man)

In 2008, Mukesh Ambani decided to buy IDBI bank

This shows that nothing is impossible

Now in 2009, Citi bank rejected loan for me

But in 2020, I''m planning to...

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Apply 4 loan again. :-)

Funny SMS Messages - zardari k baap ka pa

A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.

He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?


sardar:3 months.

Wife: or meri shadi ko ?

Sardar: 3 months

Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?

Sardar:3 month.

Wife: total kitne hue?

Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing

Balle Balle;->

Funny SMS Messages - 1 Aadmi Ko Darya K Duusri Taraf

Mobile bana hai har larki ki shan

Call kr k larkon ko karti hain ye pareshan

MISSBELL or Sms kr k kehti hain meri jaan

Teri awaz sunne ko tarastey hain mere kaan

12 boyfrnd bana kr akarti hain pehalwan

Apni frndz ko hr raaz bata kr karti hain heran

Kehti hain larkon ko ullu banana hy buhat asan,

Hosh kar ay mere yaar ankhen khol k pehchan,

Mat aa in k chakkar me ye sab hain shetan,

Ab kisi ki call aaye To usko bolna G bhabi jaan.

Friendship SMS Messages - Hama Guman Tha

Assalamu''Alaikum

I told GOD let all my freinds be healthy & happy forever!

GOD said:But for 4 days only!

I said:Yes, let them be a Spring day,Autumn day,Summer day & Winter day!

GOD said:No. 3 days!

I said:Yes, Yesterday,Today&2mrw!

GOD said:No. 2 days!

I said:Yes,a Bright day (Day Time) and Dark day (Night Time)!

GOD said:No.Just 1 day!

I said:Yes!

GOD asked:Which day?

I said:Everyday!

GOD said:U realy know how to negotiate.but since u are praying & asking happiness for ur friends,I can''t refuse.

I love everyone who thinks of others 1st,so dont u worry.

All ur friends wil b happy everyday ;->

Love SMS Messages - AJ TU BESABAB UDASS HAI JII

AJ TU BESABAB UDASS HAI JII

AJ TU BESABAB UDASS HAI JII
ISHQ HOTA TU KOI BAAT B THI

JALTA PHIRTA HOON DOPHARON MAI
JANE KIA CHEEZ KHO GAYE MERI

CHUPTA PHIRTA HAI ISHQ DUNYA SE
PEHLTI JA RAHI HAI RUSWAII

AAJ TU WO B KUCH KHAMOSH SA THA
MAI NE B IS SE KOI BAAT NA KI

AIK DUM IS KE HONT CHOOM LIE
YE MUJHE BETHE BETHE KIA SOOJHI

AIK DUM ISKA HATH CHORADIA
JANE KIA BAAT DARMIYAN AYEE

TU JO ITNA UDAAS HAI LATIF
TUJHE KIA HOGAYA BATA TU SAHI

Funny SMS Messages - o my gaad lacoste

Baap: beta, paper kaisa huwa?

Beta: bus pehla sawal choot gia!

Baap: acha! aur baqi?

Beta: teesra mujhe aata nhe tha!


chotha mai karna bhool gia!

paanchwa mujhe nazar nhe aya!

chatta paper ki pichle taraf tha,

maine dekha he nhe!

Baap ghusy mai bola: aur dosra?

Beta: bus srf wohi galat hua hai. . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - kid teacher can i

kid teacher can i

Kid- Teacher, Can I Go

To Bathroom ?

Teacher- Yes, But

Only After Reciting The

Alphabates !

Kid- Ok !


"A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,

M,N,O,

Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z !"

Teacher- Where Is "P" ?

Kid- Its Running

Down My Leg !!

Plz Let Me Go To The

Bathroom ... ;->

Love SMS Messages - SWEETHEART U R THE

Pooch Lo Tum Bhi Is Zamane Se,

Pyar Chupta Nahi Chupane Se,

Paas Aate Ho Chhute Ho Baat Karte Ho,

Kabhi Matlab Se Kabhi Bahane Se,

Pyar Dil Me Hai To Lao Zubaan Pe,

Aag Badhti Hai Ye Bujhane Se,

Tumhe Na Paana Shayad Behtar Hai,

Paa Ke Phir Se Tumhe Ganwane Se...

Chalo Ek Dua To Apni Puri Hui,

Mil Liye Apne Ek Deewane Se,

Roye Jaate Ho, Bas Roye Jate Ho,

Kya Hoga Ye Moti Lutaane Se,

Karo Koshish Ki Kurabatein Hi Rahein,

Dooriyan Badh Jaati Hai Badhane Se,

Kya Sunayein Kisiko Raaz-E-Dil,

Dard Bhi Badhta Hai Sunane Se,

Bhool Jao Kar Ke Achha Hai

Ehsaan Rehta Nahi Jatane Se...

Love SMS Messages - Its wonderful to

Kaash main teri haseen
Ankhon ka kajal hota.
Tere ronay se tere saray
Ansuon ko pi jata.

Raat ko be-khabri me Jo
Tujhe mera khayal aata.
Tu main teri ankhon me
kuch pehlay se ziada
Tehal jata.

Subha jab tum apne
Naram hathon se saf
karti mujhe.
Tu main tere nazuk
Hathon pe lag sa jata.

To apni ankhon me
Hamesha pyar se lagati
Mujhe,
Tu na kabhi khud se
Juda kar pati mujhe.

Youn teri rangeen dunya
Me rehta madhosh.
Umar bhar me karta teri
Ankhon ko roshan.

Kash main teri haseen
Ankhon ka kajal hota.

¤KinG Of SmS¤007

Funny SMS Messages - Latest News On GeO. . .

Agr English Movies Pakistani Produce krtae to un kae nam Khch youn Hotae

1. Cliff Hanger: Latak''''da Gujjar

2. Superman: Udan aala Gujjar

3. Men in Black: Kala Gujjar

3. Rambo : Khooni Gujjar

4. Revenge: Gujjar da inteqaam

5. Spiderman: Jaaley aala Gujjar

6. Evil Dead: Gujjar di Moat.. :p ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Hum jeete EK bar hai,

Aik sahab hamptay kamptay ghar may dakhil huay,

unho nay haath may gold ka aik cup pakra hua tha,

Wife: ye cup kahan say mila?

Husband: mai daur may first aya hun.

Wife: doosre aur teesre number par kon aya?

Husband: doosray number par police afsar aur teesray number par cup ka maalik... =P ;->

Love SMS Messages - It Hurts 2 Love

Zandgi ! ab ky myra naam shamil na karna"

Gar ye ty hai ky yehe khyeel dobara ho ga''

Jis ky hony sy meri sans chla karti thi ''

Kis tara us ky bagar gozara ho ga......''

Ishq karna hai to din rat usy sochna hy''

Our koch zyhan mein aya to khsara ho ga''

Moj ko malom hai junhen mein kdam rhkun ga''

Zandgi tyra koi or kanara ho ga...................''

Funny SMS Messages - Bohat Dino''n Se Main Bhoola Hua Tha Dosto''n Ko

A Sweet Story
Once a girl asked a boy:
Why we have 2 units to measure weight, height, force, speed, distance etc.
But nothing to measure Love, Trust, Friendship, Why?
Boy thought for a while, took her into arms, looked into her eyes and said
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Dekh Janu, Dimagh mat kha
Already physics main supply hai

Friendship SMS Messages - Humne jab kabhi

Acha dost “Hath” aur “ankh” ki tarhan hota hai.
Jab “haath” ko taqleef hoti hai to “ankh” roti hai,
Aur jab “ankh” roti hai to “hath” ansoo ponchta hai.

Milte hai acche Dost sirf khushnasibo ko,
Isliye hamari Kismat se jalna chod do,
Tamanna ho agar hamare dost se milne ki,
To jakar AAINA dekh lijiye…

Har aahat ehsaas hamara dilaayegi.,
Har hawa khushbu hamari laayegi.;
Hum dosti aisi nibhaayengey yaara!
Ki hum na honge aur humhari yaad tumhe sataayegi..! !!

Kabhi kabhi in ankhon me nami si hoti hai.
Kabhi kabhi in hoton pe hasi si hoti hai.
E dost wo tum hi ho,
Jis se meri jindagi zinda dil hoti hai.

Funny SMS Messages - Wait . . . Cool

Once upon a time, there were two friends ''JO'' ans ''SO''.both of them were dudes.

One day they decided to go to a jungle.

while going through jungle, A HUGE SNAKE COMES IN FRONT OF THEM!!

JO gets frightened , but SO dies!!

WHY??

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A: JO darr gaya..SO marr gaya

Funny SMS Messages - Pathan''s Wife Bought A

Pathan''s Wife Bought A

Pathan''s Wife Bought A

Beautifl Sweater For Her

Husband...

She Sent It To Him By Parcel

Along Wid A Note ... Tht Said

"d Buttons Of d Sweatr r Removd

Since They Were Too Heavy & added


To d Postage. U''ll Find ''Em

In d Rite Hand Pocket Of The

Sweater" ... ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - To know someone

FAKE FRIENDS: dnt worry evrythng vl b alright

REAL FRIENDS:

galti ki ha ab bhugat.hr jaga zalel hi krwae

FAKE FRIENDS:u r lookng dashing

REAL FRIENDS:

kbi dhang k kapre b pehen lia kr,

hamesha malang hi bna raen

FAKE FRIENDS:Ur dress z cool

REAL FRIENDS:Kis se le k pehna ha

FAKE FRIENDS:Its alright i''ll pay

REAL FRIENDS:Tera wallet ghr re gya hoga

tuney mra walet jo dekh lia ha.

ab tje apna kahan nazr ae ga.