Jangle men shair ki bivi k sath kisi ne rape kia..
Shair ne sab jungle walo ko muqadmy k lie bulaya..
Sab se peechy 1 chooha b araha tha
Donkey ne poocha tum kidr ja rhy ho?
Choohay ne moncho pa hath pher kr kaha..
Tera bhai ka nam bhi aya hai... =D ;->
Molvi ne nikah parha dia,
Larka bola: "Ap ki fees?
Molvi bola: Apni bivi ki khubsurti k mutabiq pese do"
Larke ne 100 rupe diye
Achanak hawa chali or Larki k moonh se niqab uth gya
Molvi ne dekha to bola:
Baqaya to leta ja bhai. :-)
Agar Samajh Aa Jaye Tou Mjhe Bhi Bata Dena . . . ;->
V can use tears as a threat. ;->
Most guys wont hit us. ;->
V can always find someone to pay for our drink. ;->
V slap hard. ;->
V''re tempting. ;->
V dont have to pay for dinner. ;->
V''re the subject of almost ALL the love songs. ;->
No matter how mean v r, v can always get someone to fall in love wid us. ;->
We dont always mean wht v say. ;->
V dont always say wht v mean. ;->
Our Handwriting is Always Better... ;->
Yehi thi bas hamari rajdhani or kia detey..?
Sitaron se kisi ki mang bharna ik fasana hai.
Tumharey name likh di zindagani or kia detey.
Wo mujh sey mangta tha umar ka ik dilnashin hisa.
Na detey us ko ham apni jawani or kia detey..?
Bichartey waqt us ko ik na ik tohfa to dena tha.
Hamare pas tha ankhoon may pani or kia detey..
MainMatric Mein
Tha Wo Matric Mein
Thi
Main Inter Mein Tha
Wo Inter Mein Thi
Main C.A Mein Aa Gya
Wo B.A Mein Thi
Main C.A Mein Tha
Wo MASTER Mein Thi
Main C.A Mein Tha
Wo PhD Mein Thi
Main C.A Mein Tha
Us Ne Doctorate Kr Lia
Aaj Us i Shaadi Hy Aur
Main C.A Mein Hi Hoon ... ;->
Wohi Huva Na Badaltay Mausam Main Tum Ne Hum Ko Bhula Dia
Koe Bhi Rut Ho Na Chahtoon Ko Zawaal Hoga Ya Teh Huva Tha
Ya Kia Ke Sansain Ukher Rhayeen Hain Safer Ke Aghaz Hi Main Yaro
Koe Bhi Thuk Ke Na Rastay Main Nidhaal Hoga Ya Teh Huva Tha
Chalo Ke Fizaan Kashtieun Ko Jlaa Dain Gumnam Saheloon Per
Ke Ab Yahan Se Na Wapsi Ka Swaal Hoga Ye Teh Huva Tha
"Jin larkiyo''n ko is Eid pe date marney k liye ya apni frndz ko jalaney k liye boyfriend ki zarurat ho tou wo is # pe contact kare''n..."
0321*6307893
Number change kr k Be-gairati mat dikhaiye ga =P ;)
neeche staff ne usey hatho hath dhar lia or airman uski wardi utarne mein help karne laga
pathan fakhar se:aj mn ne india ke 2 jahaz,
1 aabdoz ko mara hai,
airman:lekn sir g apne 1 ghalti krdi
pathan:wo kia?
Airman:bs ap ghalti se india land kr gaye hain.
Fraud with Innocent Boys,
Fun with Handsome Boys,
Friendship With Charming Boys,
Contact With Intelligent Boys,
Flirt with freaky Boys,
Love with faithful Boys,
and In the end marriage with Rich boy
Moral: Chandarmukhi ho aya paaro , Sab ek jaisi hain Yaaro
Koi jaaye aur pyar k "dushmanoon" sey kahey k uss(Bijli) na ley jaya karein.
Aik sahab hamptay kamptay ghar may dakhil huay,
unho nay haath may gold ka aik cup pakra hua tha,
Wife: ye cup kahan say mila?
Husband: mai daur may first aya hun.
Wife: doosre aur teesre number par kon aya?
Husband: doosray number par police afsar aur teesray number par cup ka maalik... =P ;->
What I Need Is Time With You, Show Me You Care, Let Me Care For You, Let Me Know I''m Important To you.
I''ll Be Sure You Know How Important You Are To me, All I Need Is You , You To Love me , As I Love U
They gave me the tricks for a stupid activity
They gave me money when I''m empty in college cantene
They raise their hands towards me for good-bye when I''m leaving them
They love me
They care me
n
I love them too....
But still I''ve a complaint
Stil They don''t teach me 1 thing
n
You know what?
.
.
They don''t teach me
.
.
.
How to live without them
Dedicated 2 my Friends ... (=
1- Hate To Sleep
2 - Like To Study Forever
3 - Enjoyed Life [A/c Student Ov C.A]
4 - Cant Live Widout Tension
5 - Want To Pay For His Sins In This World
6 - Dun Wanna Marry Before 40 Years Ov Age ... ;->
Coldrink Ki Tasveeren Dikhaye Ge ;->
Coldrink Ki Tasveeren Dikhaye Ge ;->
ALLAH K Naam Par De Beta
Bachi
Main Beta Nahi Beti Hun
Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Beti
Bachi
Mera Naam Nusrat Hai
Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat
Bachi
Mera Pora Naam: Nusrat Parveen Hai
Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat Parveen
Bachi: Ye Hui Na Baat
Ab Maaf Karo Baba
Me kese meethi baat karun...
Jab meethi cheez khai nhi!
Ye Chanda kesa Mamu hai...
Jab ammi ka wo bhai nhi!
Q lambe baal hain bhaalu k?
Q uski tind karai nhi?
Kya wo b ganda bacha hai?
Ya jungle me koi Naai nhi?
Naani k husband jab Nana hain,
Or Daadi k husband jab Dada hain,
To q Baji k husband Baja nhi?
Ye baat samajh me i nhi!
Or ammi ne samjhai nhi!
Zong: "Sb hamain he do"
Ufone: "Tm b tou do"
Mobilink: "Fitrany per no samjhota"
Telenor: "fitarana hai dhun sub ki"
You know yeh bechari yateem companies fitrana,balance check karny per
12 paisay ke soorat ma lay rahin hain.
So roz balance check karo aur in
yateem, maskeen companies ko fitrana do.
From... PappU ;->
Japnese guy visitd Pakistan & took taxi 2 go 2 friend''s house.
On the way,
Toyota pased by.
He told the driver:
Toyota, made in Japan runs very fast.
Then
Honda passed.
He again:
Honda, made in Japan runs very fast.
Then
for Prado,
He again gave same compliment.
Taxi Driver got angry.
When reached the destination,
Taxi driver:
Rs.4,000 Please.
Japnese:Wht?
So much this is.
The angry drivr replied:
Txi meter
Made in Pakistan run fast ;->
Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai,
Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai,
Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ?
Mein ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai,
Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind,
Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai,
Wahi duniya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra,
Jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bacha rakha hai,
Pi ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi has k shohar,
Mar khane mein bhi qudrat ne maza rakha hai..
Question paper in year 2020:
Q.1
Name the cities of PAKISTAN where electricity is found.
Q.2
How does sugar taste?Explain in ur own words.
Q.3
Draw a neat n labelled diagram of a suicide jacket.
Q.4
In ancient times, what was PETROL used for?Support ur answer with examples.
Q.5
Write the complete name of PAKISTAN.
Q.6
Explain principle n working of a Drone... ;->
1. U walk really slow wen u r wid her/him.
2. U feel shy wen she/he is arund.
3. U smile wen u hear her/him voice.
4. Wen u look at her/him u cant c othr people arund.
6. U start listenin 2 slow songs.
7. U realise u r always smilin 2 urself
wen u think abut her/him.
8. U wud do anythn 2 c her/him.
9. U wer so busy thinkin abut her/him
dat u did nt c dat point no. 5 is missing.
10. Now u scrolled up n laugh on ur mistake.
Ha ha pakade gye!!
I cum 2 know u r in luv.
u got lost thinking abt him/her.
* Steal his "nerdboy" license plate.
* Accuse him of sexually harassing your laser jet printer.
* Beat his high score on Tetris.
* Ask him if they caught the guy who did that to his hair.
* Tell him you heard he''s "micro soft."
* Leave his Spock ears on your dashboard so they melt.
* Let the air out of the tires on the Gatesmobile.
* Drop hints that Oprah''s richer than he is.
* WWW him right in the dot-com.
* Two words: Dork tax.
I sit and close my eyes, imagine
your face, your touch, your kiss,
and when I open my eyes, I see sparkling
and glittering stars around me .
How lucky I am to have you, my love!
I do not need any light to see
as you are my light.
I Love You.
Girl: I can''t answer this question, I feel shy!
Teacher then asks a boy.
Boy: Its the Pupil of human eye.
Teacher: Right!
Then turns to the girl,
"Listen girl,
Ur thinking is wrong,
&
Ur expectations r too high"!!;-)
Mumbai attacks kay baad
SINDH demands "KATRINA KAIF"
PUNJAB demand "PRIYANKA CHOPRA"
BALOCHISTAN demands "KAREENA KAPOOR"
NWFP desperatly and urgently wants "SHAHID
KAPOOR"
Geo
pathano Geo
To uncha q na hoo taleem ka mayar college me
Agarcha dosre mashrob b mehenge nai milte
Magar chalta hai aksar sharbat''e didar college me
Wo degree k bajae ma''m lekar lot aya hai
Mila tha daakhla jisko samandar par college me
Mje shak hai hum dono samdhi na ban jaen
Teri GULNAR college me,
Mera GULZAR college me.... ;->
A Person Ful Of Support
So HE Made
FATHER
Some1 Who Can Offer Help
So HE Made
BROTHER
Some1 2 Play Pranx & Add Joy
So HE Made
SISTER
Thn GOD Decided To Make
A Special Person Who Has
All d Qualities Together All In 1
So HE Made
FRIENDS ...
Workers earn it,
Spendthrifts burn it,
Bankers lend it,
Women spend it,
Forgers fake it,
Taxes take it,
Dying leave it,
Heirs receive it,
Thrifty spend it,
Misers crave it,
Robbers seize it,
Rich increase it,
Gamblers lose it.......... ......
I COULD USE IT !!!!!!!!
GOD Said: Go To The Garden & Get The Most Beautiful Flower.
Man Returned Empty Handed & Told Tht: I Found The Most Beautiful Flower But I Ket Walking In Hope Of A Better One And Then I Realised I Ignored The Best One. I Went Back But Could Not Find It There. . .
GOd Said: This Is LOVE . . .! ! !
U Don''t Value It When u Have It
But
Repent When U Lose It. . .
So Never Let Ur Love Go . . .
Kia Aap Ko Theek Terha Se Neend Nahi Aati...
Kia Raat Ko Sote Main
Jaag Jate Hain
Kia Raat Ko jaagne Ki Waja Se
Aap Ko Baar Baar Rona Bhi Parta Hai ???
Ab Mazeed Pareshaani Ki Zarurat Nahi
Kion K Hum Laaye Hain
Sirf Aap K Liye.....
PAMPERS Twin Pack
Ab Sirf 169 Rs/- Main
Chain Se Sona Khoob Barhna... ;->
Muhabbat phir mujh ko aazmane ko hai..
Meri rooh mujh se bichar jane ko hai...
Wafa-e-muhabbat raak ho jane ko hai...
Jo mere dil se jhor kar meri zaat mein raha...
Woh bandhan pal mein toot jane ko hai...
Muhabbat phir mujh ko aazmane ko hai..
Sokoon dil barbaad ho jane ko hai...
Raapte socho ke simat jane ko hai...
Yeh kaisa too ne muhabbat mein faasla rakha...
Apna ho ke ajnabi ho jane ko hai...
Muhabbat phir mujh ko aazmane ko hai...
Qurbato ke nisha mit jane ko hai...
Faasle dooriyu mein badal jane ko hai...
Woh ja sakta hai meri muhabbat ko chor ke...
Meri zaat to us ki muhabat mein waft ho jane ko hai...
Aik Mob Nokia N73
5 Karror Rupay
Apki Beti Se Shadi,
USA Ka Viza,
2 Saal Ka Hanimon,
6 7 Bachay Jo Apko Nana Nana Kahe Aur Mujhe Papa,
Un Ki Shadi Karwa Dun Us K Bad Ap Jo Fasila Do Mujhe Manzor Hoga..
Their thoughtfulness comes,
As a gift from above.
And we feel we''re surrounded,
By warm, caring love.
Like upside-down rainbows,
Their smiles bring the sun.
And they fill ho-hum moments,
With laughter and fun.
Friends are like angels,
Without any wings.
Blessing our lives,
With the most precious things.
IT''S A SCARY STORY.
READ IT IF U R DARE ENOUGH.
Once in a rain there was an old man standing with a book in his hand for sale.
A man came to him & asked for buying.
He sold the book for Rs. 3000 & said,
"DON''T OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK"
Else you face problem.
Man finished reading all pages with great fear but not last page.
Out of his curiousity he opened the last page one day.
Then he was shocked to see,
Rs.3O/=
Aaj Kal ''''MACHAR AUR MAKHIYAN'''' Din Raat Dekhe Ja Rahe Hyn
Humare Numainda GEO Ki Tafseelat K Mutabiq Un Ka Kehna Hai
''''Mehangai Ne Kamar Torr Di Hai
Is Liye Over Time Lagana Par Rha Hai''''
GEO MUSHARRAF Sab Ko Kaam Pe Laga Dia . . . ;-
Life While Doing M.B.B.S
1sr Yr: Yahoo I''m In
Medical College
2nd Yr: Kahan Phans
Gaya? Help Me
3rd Yd: Severe
Migraine, Sumtymz
Pagalpan b
4th Yr: Aah Soon It''ll
b Over
5th Yr: Finaly It''ll b
Over
House Job: I Did It
Job : I Love Myself
W8 a Min !
Sunthing Is Missing
Ohhh !!! Meri
"JAWANI" ;->
Nobody''s quite like you Mom.
You''re special in every way.
You cheer me up you fill my cup
With tenderness come what may.
Nobody loves me like you Mom.
No matter what I do Good or bad, happy or sad,
You support me You always come through.
Nobody''s equal to you, Mom.
With you in my life, I''m blessed.
I love you so, and I want you to know
I think you''re the very best!
By Joanna Fuchs
Teacher- Yes, But
Only After Reciting The
Alphabates !
Kid- Ok !
"A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,
M,N,O,
Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z !"
Teacher- Where Is "P" ?
Kid- Its Running
Down My Leg !!
Plz Let Me Go To The
Bathroom ... ;->
khunchuus ke man main alag hi khayal aa rahe the "isskaa khoon kaise piyaa jaaye"
KAAN film festival ke saare guest ab aa chuke the...dharmesh darshan ke sar par ab pappu mandra raha tha....pappu, bittu, chintu, pintu....bahar
Faarikh paan, jagtaap bachpan, Alif ali paan ke haath par baithe maze se khoon pii rahe the..
tabhi diya mirza ne red carpet par entry maari......;-
K Har Kisi k Hath Me Mobile Aa gaya,
JisNe Kabhi Larki Na PataYi Ho''''BABU'''',
Wo Gandu b Date Maar k Aa gaya,
Bari Aag Lagti Hay Us Waqt dimagh Me,
Koi Kahe k Teri Bachi Ka Number Mere Pas Aa gaya,
Ye Ajab zaleel panay Ka Part Hy''''BABU'''',
Pehle 100 Ka Card Aata Tha Ab EasyLoad b Aa gaya,
Ab Poori Raat Sirf Ek Rupay Me Baat,
Saare TharkiYo Ko Ye Package Pasand Agaya;-
This authentical poem
This authentical poem is written on tatti
by u better knows.
Kyun tatti tatti krti hai,
kyun lende pe tu mrti hai.
Ik bat muje btla de tu,
us Qabaz se kyun nai drti hai,
kea hota hai tatti mein,
tatti ki lga dun dheri,
mein barish kr dun tati ki,
jo tu ho jae meri ... =P ;->
Arrange Marriage:
5,00,000 Shadi Par.
1,00,000 Haq Meher.
Aur
Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000
Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000
Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667
1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778
Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963
.
Ufff! Tauba Tauba.
Love Marriage:
Sirf 120 Rupay Ka Stamp Paper.
.
.
A Massege From: The Students Of Accounting & Finance.
Invest at Your Own Risk.
Nobody''s quite like you Mom.
You''re special in every way.
You cheer me up you fill my cup
With tenderness come what may.
Nobody loves me like you Mom.
No matter what I do Good or bad, happy or sad,
You support me You always come through.
Nobody''s equal to you, Mom.
With you in my life, I''m blessed.
I love you so, and I want you to know
I think you''re the very best!
By Joanna Fuchs
Ungli Mai Angothi, Angothi mai Nagina,
Soni Lagti Hy Teri Bahen KATREENA,
Raat Nahi Kat''ti Maslay Hain Dereena,
Mai Ne Kaha Bus Kar Kehti Hy Abi Na,
Rat Ko Mila Karo Baara Maheena,
Kehti Hy Bhai Ko Batana Kabhi Na,
Itna Zaleel Ho Kar Ke Bhi,
Bhai sms Parh Raha Hy Kameena =P ;->
Imagine ur friends never doing tht anymore,
could u bear it?
"small things usually go unoticed,
but in reality,
they are the ones who make life look so easy n cheerful:
"I THANK YOU 2 my dear" :-)
Wish u a very
Happy new year
Valentine’s day
Basant
23rd march
14 august
Eid ul fitr
Eid ul azha
Friendship day
Mother, father
Dadi, dada
Nana, nani
Children’s day
Happy b’day
365 good mornings
After noons, evenings’
& nights
Roz roz ka drama nahi
Hota mujh se
Ab pura saal mat kehna
SMS nahi kia
boy frndgirl frnd s
Jazz B/F:Hello Darling
Lrki:Or Sunao
U.Föne B/F:Kia Tmhre Dil Me,Me Hun
Lrki:Tum Hi To Ho
Zong B/F:Tmhe Chand Kahun Phul Kahun
Lrki:Sub Keh Do
Tlnr B/F:Kya Hr Lrki Bewfa Hy
Lrki:Yhi Hy Dhun Sb Ki
Warid B/F Tmne Acha Nhi Kra.
Lrki:Dekha Kya Hota Hy When U Zem It.
What I Need Is Time With You, Show Me You Care, Let Me Care For You, Let Me Know I''m Important To you.
I''ll Be Sure You Know How Important You Are To me, All I Need Is You , You To Love me , As I Love U
Ander Karo
YA
Bahir Karo
Beth Ker Karo
YA
Leat Ker Karo
Bed Per Karo
YA
Kursi Per Karo
Piyar Se Karo
YA
Ghusse Se Karo
Neend Main Karo
YA
Hosh Main Karo
1 Bar Karo
YA
2 Bar Karo
"Kerna Tu Hai"
--sMs-- YaaR..
Jaisay maRze hai waisay kaRo... ;->
Jo ß Jhot ßolta Us k Thapr Marta
§on:Abu Aj Ma ßemar Ho §chol Nai Jao Ga
çhataakh!
ßap:Tm Ny Jhot ßola?
Ma Jb Tmary Jitna Tha kbi Jhot Ni ßolta Tha
çhataakh!
Mom(kichen §y):
kia Hoa?
ßap:?e çhinto ßoht Jhot ßolta Hy
Mom:Zahir Hy Apka ßeta Hy
Chatakh!
One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nike Shoes..
His friend looked at him "Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?"
I don''t have to run faster than that tiger, his friend replied. "I just have to run faster than you" :p ........
Molvi ne nikah parha dia,
Larka bola: "Ap ki fees?
Molvi bola: Apni bivi ki khubsurti k mutabiq pese do"
Larke ne 100 rupe diye
Achanak hawa chali or Larki k moonh se niqab uth gya
Molvi ne dekha to bola:
Baqaya to leta ja bhai. :-)
Chawal 1 Rupay K 2 Danay,
Daal 50 Paisay Ki 4 Danay,
Oil 10 Rupay Ka 2 Drop,
Doodh 2 Rupay Ka 1 Qatra,
List K Neeche 1 Zaruri Note Bhi Likha Hoga Kay Jo Bhi Yeh Sab Cheezein Khareede Ga Usay Asli Desi Ghee Ki Khushboo Muft Soonghnay Ko Milay Gi.
Agar Koi Puchey Toh Bas Muskurana,
Agar Muskurane Ka Koi Sabab Puchey Toh,
Luqmani Manjan Ka Kamal Hai Ye Batana ... ;->
Agar Koi Puchey Toh Bas Muskurana,
Agar Muskurane Ka Koi Sabab Puchey Toh,
Luqmani Manjan Ka Kamal Hai Ye Batana ... ;->
tum hamari kursi sey ghirey they aur meinein kaha tha,
"kursi to bach ghayee hai na"!
mein uss din k liye muafi mangana chahta hoon aur aaghey sey jab b ghiro ghey to kahoon gha,
"Kursi chahey toot jaye par tum mat bachna"!
Tera zikar Hamesha Teri Baat Musalsal,
Ek Muddat Hoi Tere Baam O dar se Nikle,
Rehti Hai phir B Tujh se Mulaqat Musalsal,
DiL Lagi, DiL ki Lagi Ban jati Hai,
jab Tasawwur Main Guzarti Hai Raat Musalsal,
jab saY dekha zulf e preshan ka Aalam,
UljhaY Howe Rehte Hain Mere Din Raat Musalsal,
Main Muhabbat Main Us Mqaam pe pohncha Hon jahan,
Meri zaat Main Rehti Hai teri zaat Musalsal...
Derived From Newton''s Laws
Evry Boy Continues To Impress A Girl Unless
A THAPPAR Or SANDEL With A Force Is Impresed Upon Him
By A Lovely Girl.
This Force Is Called BESTI
BESTI Is That Chracteristic Due To Wich Any BE-GHERAT
Is Compeled To Change
His State Of BE-GHERTI Into GHERATMANDI
Dosti Tou Sirf Yaado''n Me Reh Jayegi
Har Cup Coffee Ka Yaad Doston Ki Dilayega
Aur
Hanste Hanste Phr Aankhe''n Num Ho Jayengi
Office K Chamber Me Classroom Nazar Ayega
Par Chahne Pe Bhi Proxy Nahi Lag Payegi.
Paisa Tou Bahut Hoga Mgr Usey Lutane Ki Wajah He Kho Jayegi
Jee Le Khulke Is Pal Ko Mere Dost Kyun K Zindagi In Palon Ko Phir Se Nahi Dohrayegi
-->Dedicated To All My Frndz<--
Good Friends Are Lives Overlapping.
Good Friends Are Laughter And Tears.
Good Friends Are Emotions So Deep
That The Trust Just Keeps Growing
(Promises in Election Campaign)
Pukara Hai Jo Naam Tumhara,
Pukarne Wala Koi Gair Nahin,
Ek Pyara Sa Anjana Sa Dost Hai Tumhara
main bhool jaoon usay kaisi bat krty ho FARAZ
kabi din nay bi aaghaz kia hay soOraj kay bhghair
Hum"raat k "Sitaray"hain,
"Tanhaiyon"k maray hain,
"Tum"hum ko "Thokra"do Beshak
magar
"Hum"phir bhi "dost"tumhare hain
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A lady broke a signal & was presentd in front of judge
LADY: Ur honor plz let me go
i am a school teacher I am getting
late for my class
JUDGE: Ahaa so u r a teacher,
I have waited for this moment all my life,
now write down
"I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT"
5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET U GO ;->
You may be treated like the maid,
you may be treated like the gardner,
you may be treated like the daycare,
you may be treated like the chauffer,
you may be treated like many things.
But one thing is for sure,
You will always be loved.
For a fathers work may be from sun up till sundown,
but a mothers work is never down.
And all that I have, am, and hope to be, I owe to you,
So this is for all the times I forgot to say THANK YOU!!
Husband: Wht''s Dat 4 ?
Wife: I Found A Paper In Ur Pocket, Wid d Name "Jenny" On It
Hsband: I Playd RACE Last Week n "Jenny" Was d Name Of My ''Horse''
Wife: Sory !
Next Day Wife Hit Him Agn
Hsband: Wht''s Dat 4?
Wife: Ur ''Horse'' On d Phone An Hour Ago ... ;->
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?
ALLAH K Naam Par De Beta
Bachi
Main Beta Nahi Beti Hun
Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Beti
Bachi
Mera Naam Nusrat Hai
Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat
Bachi
Mera Pora Naam: Nusrat Parveen Hai
Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat Parveen
Bachi: Ye Hui Na Baat
Ab Maaf Karo Baba
Gar ye ty hai ky yehe khyeel dobara ho ga''
Jis ky hony sy meri sans chla karti thi ''
Kis tara us ky bagar gozara ho ga......''
Ishq karna hai to din rat usy sochna hy''
Our koch zyhan mein aya to khsara ho ga''
Moj ko malom hai junhen mein kdam rhkun ga''
Zandgi tyra koi or kanara ho ga...................''
Mera Dard Hai Lab E Aashna Teri Ranjisho'n K Azaab Say
Meray Shair Hain Meray Chara Garr Meri Dil Lagi Bhi Ajeeb Hai
Jo Hai Ta'ana Zann Meri Zaat Par Mujhay Unsay Koi Gila Nahee'n
Mujhay Jaan Say Hain Azeez Tarr Meri Dosti Bhi Ajeeb Hai
Mai Lahoo Jigar Say Guzar Kar, Tujhay Naql Karta Hoo'n Warq Warq
Hai Qalam Ki Nauk Say Mukhtasar Teri Aagahee Bhi Ajeeb Hai
Mai Peher Ki Tapti Hawao'n Say, Karhi Dhoop Mai Kharha Be Khabar
Saray Reh-Guzar Tera Muntazar, Meri Be Basi Bhi Ajeeb Hai
subajh sham dil beqrar rehta har
koi joke, koi shair, koi kahani bhejo
tum se rabta karne ko dil lagatar rehta hai
hoti hai khushi mil jaye jo msg tumhara
dair ho jaye, Ji sogawar rehta hai
teray her lafz se roshni photti hai
teray her khayal pe mujhe ikhtiar rehta hai
ab to mushkil hai is package se bachna
10 rupes loan "U" walon ka aksar udhar rehta hai . . . ;->
"Main to is mei PAAN thook rahi thi" =P ;->
- Frnd Walking Wid U
Holding Ur Hands
- Grabbing Frnd''s Food &
Eating
- Spending For Friends
& Spending Frnd''s Money
- Lying On Frnd''s
Shoulder While Class Is
Going On
- Hugging A Frnd In
Happiness Or In A
Difficult Situation
- Roaming, Picnic Wid
Frndz
- Tears Within Or In Our
Eyes On Seeing Tears In
Frnd''s Eye
- Fights, Arguments With
Him Ending Up In More
Understanding .. (:
Ye PAKISTAN nhi
CHAAND ka tukra hy
Aur Chaand pr na Light hoti hy,
na Paani, na Gas,
na Aata, na Cheeni,
So plz no tension,
Enjoy your life on Moon ... ;->
*Muhbt:Jske Dam Se Restaurants Abad Hain.
*Talib-E-Ilm:Mustqbl Ka Be Rozgar Tabqa.
*Parda:Jse Khawaten Khirki Pe Dalti Hain.
*Kitab:Wqt Zaya Krne Ka Zaria.
*Dil:Bgher Operation K B Ksi Ko Dye Jaskte Hain.
*College: Tafre Gah,
*University: Lover Se Milne Ki Jagah... =P ;->
Raat ko ''Bhains k sath so jata hun..
Gar ye ty hai ky yehe khyeel dobara ho ga''
Jis ky hony sy meri sans chla karti thi ''
Kis tara us ky bagar gozara ho ga......''
Ishq karna hai to din rat usy sochna hy''
Our koch zyhan mein aya to khsara ho ga''
Moj ko malom hai junhen mein kdam rhkun ga''
Zandgi tyra koi or kanara ho ga...................''
Perfect Love Isn''t Receiving,
Its Giving & Forgiving
Perfect Love Isn''t Red Roses On Valentine''s Day,
Its The Rest Of The 364 Days Of Knowing You Love Someone
Perfect Love Is Not Phone Calls & Stolen Kisses,
Its The Silent Smile In Memory Of Your Sweetheart
Perfect Love Isn''t A Grand Wedding,
But Spending A Lifetime Together
Perfect Love Isn''t Fight-kiss & Make-ups,
Its Loving The One Who Annoys The Hell Out Of You
&
Faith Might BrMy True Friends Have Alwayz
Given Me That
Supreme Proof Ov Devotion
A Spontaneous Aversion For
The Man I Loved ak In To Pieces
Bu t
I''ll Alwayz Be THANKFUL That
Once In My Life''s Journey We Became
FRIENDS . . . [~_~]
Adviser: Aik Pakistani ka bhala hoga.
Musharaf: Agar 500 k 2 note, to?
Adviser: 2 ka bhala hoga.
:-) Musharaf: Agar 100 k 10 note, to???
:-m
Advider: Is tarah to 10 ka bhala hoga magar aap jump laga do to poorey Pakistan ka bhala hoga...!
k har teacher ne mujhe marks dene ki saazish ki hai,
Ye exams bhi apne hindi filmon ki tarah hote hain,
ant tak sab kuch achha ho hi jata hai-HAPPYS ENDINGS.
Agar tum kisi paper mein paas hona chahte ho,
to saari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karane me lag jati hai,
aur agar aisa nahi hota.. to exam abhi khatam nahi hue,
SUPPLY abhi baaki hai mere dost..!
new student remix of amplifier
New Student Remix Of Amplifier:
KaAliyan bariyan we paper nu me laawa,
Speed me 220 di likhaan,
Teacher de saamne me nai rukda,
Em a night writer,
Rem0vAan maAr mar paper nu chehk kad da,
Sarey bchey takde we ki hogaya,
Lagda we aj mera paper hogaya,
Un nu me puchda,
Ni paper sada le ja ni jattiye,
Ni dur isey le ja we ariye,
Ni teacher tu meri, meri, Mein tera student dent.
Like..
Isac Newton boiled his watch in place of egg while he was noticing time from the egg in place of watch..
Albert Einstein ever in his life didn''t comb his hairs..
N above all,
Lous Pasteur forgot the wedding dat of his wedding..
Hosh se GEO!!
From:
Back benchers association..
Yes!!
We talk with arguments.
Pehle 2 ghante k bad bijli free,
5 frnds n family members ko 600 unit free,
weekends pr bijli totaly free,
rat 12 bje se subah 6 bje tk bijli 5 rupe ghnta,
bijli TM HI TO HO,
unit bijli or bill pr NO SMJHOTA,
bijli the smart choice,
isse sasti srf mombti
Agr Mobile companies bijli banati to kya hota ?
Pehle 2 ghante k bad bijli free,
5 frnds n family members ko 600 unit free,
weekends pr bijli totaly free,
rat 12 bje se subah 6 bje tk bijli 5 rupe ghnta,
bijli TM HI TO HO,
unit bijli or bill pr NO SMJHOTA,
bijli the smart choice,
isse sasti srf mombti
When I Die, Bury Me
Deep
10 Feet Down As Far As
Leap
Place My Computer
Books On My Head
& Tell My Teacher
I m Dead
Place My Chemistry
Books On My Chest
Tell My Teacher How
I m At Rest
Place My Physics
Books On My Right
Hand
Tell My Teacher
Nothing I Understand
Place My Pak.studies
Books On My Left
Tell My Teacher
I Tried My Best
Also Tell Them Not
To Cry
Coz They Are Those
Who Made Me Die ...
Say No To Education ... ;->
Payary Dosto Or Azizu,
Main, AAJ,
Se Baqaiyda Ellaan Karta Hoon,
Kay Main Ne Eid Gifts,
Dosti K Tohfy,
Birthday Gift
Cash,Asalaam-mo-Alaikum,
Payary Dosto Or Azizu,
Main, AAJ,
Se Baqaiyda Ellaan Karta Hoon,
Kay Main Ne Eid Gifts,
Dosti K Tohfy,
Birthday Gift
Cash,Asalaam-mo-Alaikum,
Cheque,
Sweets,
Tmam Mobile Cards, Perfumes,
Wagyra Qabol Krny Ka Aaghaz Kr Diya Hy,
To Dair Na Kijiye Rush Se Bachiye,
Jaldi Laiye Waqt Bachaiye.,
Thank u.!
Waiter replies, "Samajhdar k liye ishara he coffee hai"...
How A Normal Person Becomes Abnormal?
How A Person Bears His Insult With Smiling Face?
How A Person Laughs And Weeps With No Reason?
How A Person Is Blackmailed To Study?
How A Person Becomes Old In The Teen Age?
Join...
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.
.
.
"PAKISTAN"
"NAVY" =P ;->
We are a Funny Bunch of people...........
Living in a seriously Funny World............. ;->
1. Cliff Hanger: Latak''''da Gujjar
2. Superman: Udan aala Gujjar
3. Men in Black: Kala Gujjar
3. Rambo : Khooni Gujjar
4. Revenge: Gujjar da inteqaam
5. Spiderman: Jaaley aala Gujjar
6. Evil Dead: Gujjar di Moat.. :p ;->
IF Engineer Starts Making Films . The Name Will Be . . .
"Current Ho na Ho"
"Janam Supply Karo"
"Aa Ab B.Tech Karain"
"Kabhi A.C Kabhi D.C"
"Fuse Lagaya Tou Darna Kia"
"Engineer No.1"
"Engineeering Koi Khel Nahi"
"Input Wale Output Le Jayenge"
"Maine Engineering Kion Li ?" ;->
MORAL OF STORY :
APNI GIRLFRIEND NU APNE BHAI YA KISE V DOST NAAL NA MILAO... ;->
A man loses everything
Smashes 2nd one saying "u r d reason i dont have a job."
Picks up 3rd bottle & notices its sealed & full of beer, he says
"STAND ASIDE, I KNOW U R NOT INVOLVED!!"
ans: bcoz fire engine has ladder,ladder has steps,
steps r foot long n measured by ruler,
ruler can be king or queen, elizabeth was a queen..
elizabeth is also name of ship,ship floats on sea,
fiahes live in sea,fishes have fins,fins r people from finland,
national flag of finland is red ,
so fire engine is red in colour
Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp !!!
Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!
Girl : I can't believe you did this.
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/
When a Girl does Something Wrong...
Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!
Boy : I can't believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making me feel Worse..!!
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/
Petrol 66.70 Rupay hai
Is liye Aapke Aney Haaney k Liye Paish Hai.
"KHOTA TOYOTA"
Model 2010
Petrol ka Dushman,
jab tak Dil kary Chalate raho,
5 years Maintenance Free,
Sponsered by:
Jahan Khuab Wahan KHOTA TOYOTA. :-)''
Derived From Newton''s Laws
Evry Boy Continues To Impress A Girl Unless
A THAPPAR Or SANDEL With A Force Is Impresed Upon Him
By A Lovely Girl.
This Force Is Called BESTI
BESTI Is That Chracteristic Due To Wich Any BE-GHERAT
Is Compeled To Change
His State Of BE-GHERTI Into GHERATMANDI
Bumper Prizes
1st Prize: Cancer
2nd Prize: Kidney Diease
3rd Prize: Lungs Disease
Iske Elawa Bee-Shumar Qeemti Beemariyan!!!
Yeh Scheme Mehdood Muddat Ke Liye Hai... Jaldi Kijiye!!! Kahin Govt. Band Na Laga Dey..
Jaldi Kijiye!!! Kahin Zindagi Lambi Na Hojai...
Har Gutke Ki Pudiya Par Mamooli Beemariyan Muft Haasil Karain
Kam Az Kam 2 Pudiyan Roozana Khane Wale Iss Scheme Main Shaamil Ho Sakte Hain...
Scheme Main Shaamil Hone Ke Liye... Aj Hi Qareebi Pan Ya Parchoon Ki Dukan Par Rabta Karain
Inaam Milne Ki Jaga: Qabristan
Mehman-e-Khusoosi: Malak-ul-Maut
Yehi thi bas hamari rajdhani or kia detey..?
Sitaron se kisi ki mang bharna ik fasana hai.
Tumharey name likh di zindagani or kia detey.
Wo mujh sey mangta tha umar ka ik dilnashin hisa.
Na detey us ko ham apni jawani or kia detey..?
Bichartey waqt us ko ik na ik tohfa to dena tha.
Hamare pas tha ankhoon may pani or kia detey..
rhe the,
.
namak kam lga...
.
1 bola "Jo pehle bolega wo namak layega...
.
Sb baithe rahe...
.
Na koi bola, na kisi n khaya,
. 3 din aise hi guzr gye,
tino behosh ho gye...
Logo ne socha ye mar chuke hain..
Jb phle wale ko dafnanay lge to
wo bola "Oye me zinda hu"
Baki dono bole "Chal beta namak le k aa:)
But even though they may be lost, hope is not. The key is to keep them in your heart, and when the time is right,
you can pick up the friendship right where you left off.
Even the lost find their way home when you leave the light on."
Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge:
Aap Theak Hain, Is Liye Aapko RELEASE Kya Ja Raha Hai.
Magar Afsos K Kal Jis Pagal Ko Aapne Swimming Pool Mai Doobnay Se Bachaya Tha,
Aaj Usne Phanda Daal Kar Khud-Kushi Karli.
Pagal: Us Ne Khudkushi Nahi Ki Hai.
Woh To Maine Usay Taang Diya Tha Sukhanay K Liye. :-)
All of the feelings
Bursting inside of me.
I wish I could tell you
I wish I could let you know
All of these feelings
I would like to show.
I lay in bed
Hope and pray
You will wake up
And realize some day.
Maybe one day you will know
Maybe you will see
Although I meant nothing to you,
You meant everything to me.
Send this to all your friends who helped to create such memories
Ke Har AMA Ne Mujhe Apni BETI Ka HAATH Dene Ki SAAZISH Ki Hai
Kehte Hain Ke Agar Tum Sache DIL Se Larki Patana Chaho
To Puri KAYENAT Tumhare Liye Larki Patane Mein Lag Jati Hai
Hamare Larke Larki Ke Chakkar Mein Bhi FILMO Ki Tarha END Mein Sab Theek Ho Jata Hai
HAPPY ENDINGS
Aur Agar Sab Theek Na Ho To Chakkar Khatam Nahi Hua
Kyunke Uski Choti BEHEN Abhi Baqi Hai Mere DOST . . . . ;->
Fairy Tales And Sweet Dream Nights
A Kiss To Wipe Away My Tears
Gingerbread To Ease My Fears
You Gave The Gift Of Life To me
And Then In Love You Set Me Free
I Thank You For Your Tender Care
For Deep Warm Hugs And Being There
I Hope When You Think Of Me
A Part Of You
You''ll Alwayz See
When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.
When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.
When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.
When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
I''m never tire of looking at your pictures, reading your letters that you''ve written to me. All of these things keep me so happy and feeling so blessed that I have truly found the one person that I want to spend eternity with. You are the only person on earth that has ever been able to calm me down when I get worked up. Talking to you makes my day great.
HOW can i handle pakistan alone? ;->
Its A Boulevard That
I''m Searching For
These Stars Are All
So Dull
Its The Moon That I''m
Searching For
Happiness Is So Angry
At Me
Its Life That I''m
Searching For
There Is A Crowd
Around Me At All Times
Its a Friend That I''m
Searching For
My Life Is Just Like
Path
Its A Destination That
I''m Searching For
Don''t Know What Is It
That I''ve Lost
May Be Its ''ME'' That
I''m Searching For !!
5,00,000 Shadi Par.
1,00,000 Haq Meher.
Aur
Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000
Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000
Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667
1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778
Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963
.
Ufff! Tauba Tauba.
Love Marriage:
Sirf 120 Rupay Ka Stamp Paper.
.
.
A Massege From: The Students Of Accounting & Finance.
Invest at Your Own Risk.
DIL TO AIK HAY
Your sincerity is like Telenor,
CHAHO KUCH BARH K
Your love is like Haleeb,
GARHA JO HAY
Your smile is like twist,
HILA K RAKH DAY
Your voice is like Nokia,
CONNECTING PEOPLE
Your style like ufone,
TUM HI TO HO
Your dressing like Mobilink JAZZ,
AUR SUNAO
My response like Warid,
WE CARE
Teacher
student:(to himself) yeh kya question hai?
then he says: madam the answer is 80 ltrs.
teacher: u are right! tumhe kaise pata?
student: kyuki hamare ghar pe aaj aaloo ki subzee bani thi.. ;->
Candidate Mst Hve Da Following Qualities.
1Behviur: Battamez
2Weight:Minimum 105 Kg(125 Ghari Pr 1 Hi Pura Aye)
3 Honsty: Chalan Km Katey(Oper Se Paise Le Le)
4luks: Koi B Ho(Knsa Behaviur Pe Frq Pardna Hy)
Yar Suneri Moqa He Hath Se Mt Ghawana Tm Me To Isse B Ziada Khubyan Hyn
Americans make a car
1-agr apko kutta kat ly to ap usy kat len.Hisab brabr
2-Dudh phut jay to sfaed dhage sy c len,Ksi ko pta nhe chlega
3-Agr apka qad chota hy tu 3,4 bar phansi lga lain agr bach gy tu bht faida hoga
4-Agr ap k bal girty hn tu tind krwa lain phr nhi girain gy.
"I can hardly believe my eyes!" Banta exclaimed.
"That"s the smartest dog I"ve ever seen."
"Nah, he"s not so smart," Santa replied.
"I"ve beaten him three games out of five"
"students Vs teacherz"..
.
.
When We R in class, We R ''students'',
When They R in class, They R ''scholars''
When We corect Our writing, its ''overwritting'', when They corect their, its ''correction''
When We copy from otherz, We R ''cheaters'', when They copy, They R ''quotes''
When We joke in class, We R ''jokers'', when They joke, They R ''witty''
When We Don''T Do Our work On time, We R ''sluggish,''
When They Don''T Do, They R ''busy''
.
.
Kya Ye khula TAZAAD Nhi?
2nd Frnd :Meri Biwi Bhi Pehle BOhat Ghussa Karti Thi Ab Bilkul Nahi KAri
1st Frnd : Tumne Kya Elaaj Kya ?
2nd Frnd : Kuch Nahi Bas ITna Hi Kaha Tha K Burhapay Main Ghussa A Hi Jata Hai Tab Se Us Ne Kabhi Ghussa Nahi Kya :P
Angel askd a man
after death:
Kya tum shadi shuda thy?
Man: Haan
Angel Orderd:
Ye dozakh bhugat k
aaya hy isay
jannat main daal do
Angel ask same
question to another
man:
Man: 2 baar shaadi ki thi
Angel orderd:
Isay dozakh main daal do
isay dozakhmain rehny ki
aadat ho gai hy ... ;->
Saray Bazme Jahan Yeh Kya Hoa,,
Meri Aank Kesay Jhalak Gai,,
Mujhay Gham Hay Yeh Bura Hoa,,
Meray Zindgi K Charag K Yeh Andaz Koi Naya Nahe,,
Kabhi Roshni Kavhi Teergi,,
Kabhi Jala Hoa Kabhi Bujha Hoa,,
Mujhay Rastay May Para Hoa,,
Aik Badnaseeb K Khat Mila,,
Kahen Khon-E-Dil say Likha Hoa,,
Kahen Aanso-oon Say Mita Hoa,,
Jo Nazar Bache K Guzar Gaya,,
Meray Samnay Say Abhi Abhi,,
Yeh Meray Shehar Hi K log Thay,,
Tha Meray Ghar Say Unka Ghar Jura,,
T E A R S ! ! ! ! ! !
Samandar mein "Gahrai" ki tarhan
Pyar mein "Judai" ki tarhan
Dosti mein "Chahat" ki tarhan
Mohabbat mein "Wafa" ki tarhan
Meri zaban par tum rahte ho "Dua" kei tarhan
Ankhain aap ki hoon par anso mere
Zindagi aap ki ho par sansain meri
Dil aap ka ho par dhadkan meri
Zindagi k akhri more par dua hogi ye
Kafan aap ka ho aur mout meri
Job In Trafic Police
Candidate Mst Hve Da Following Qualities.
1Behviur: Battamez
2Weight:Minimum 105 Kg(125 Ghari Pr 1 Hi Pura Aye)
3 Honsty: Chalan Km Katey(Oper Se Paise Le Le)
4luks: Koi B Ho(Knsa Behaviur Pe Frq Pardna Hy)
Yar Suneri Moqa He Hath Se Mt Ghawana Tm Me To Isse B Ziada Khubyan Hyn
Achank rsty main boht tez tofani barish shuro ho gai or un dono ko aik hotel main Room lena pra,
Itfaq sy room b sirf aik he khali tha,
Dono so gay or subha uth kr apny apny ghr chly gay.
MORAL:
mery sms gandy nahi hoty.
aja sajna tera intzar hai. --
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2003 girl.....
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2003 girl : dusara/tisra pyar hai,
dil bekrar hai,....
........
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aja morey payaray sajna verna chautha tayyar hai. :D
Dere''s a dangerous
virus being passed
around electronicaly,
oraly & by hand.
Diz virus is called
" Weary-Overload-
Recreational-Killer
(WORK) "
If U receive WORK frm
any of Ur Teachers,
Colleagues, Boss Or
Any1 Else via any
means
DON''T TOUCH IT
Diz virus will wipe out
Ur pvt life cmpletely ;->
DöOsRa bUhAT shIrmIndA Hua
After A wHiLE2nd asKd 4m
1st:aP K fAThr KYA krtAY ThAY?
1st:Wo Ek ShareEf iNsaAN ThAY.
2nd:uNhoOn nE ApKO ShArif kYun nA BnAya?
Aik jurm-e-mohabt ki padaash mein
Omr bhar keliay hum szawaar thay
Maot ka faisla jab kia tha kbhi
hum bhi tyaar thay, wo bhi tyaar thay
Kar skay na koi wadaa wafa
Aik eqraar tha , laakh inkaar thay
Hum marez-e-sahub gham rahay esliay
Jitnay taryaak thay , saray beqar thay
Wo jo bichar kar juda ho gaye
Wo mohabt k jazboon ki mehkaar thay
Like I say so many times, you''re my Angel, sent from Heaven above to be my one and only. Your touch can excite me. When we are together, I wonder if you''re really there, or did I just had a sweet dream.
Pakistan me Atom bomb kon laya?
Dr. Qadeer khan,
World cupT-20 kon laya?
Younus khan
Or to or Pakistan bnanay wla kon tha?
Quaid-e-Azam khan ;-)
ISLAMABAD
Hello Janu
chalo aj CHINEESE Restaurant m Dinner Meri traf sy
RAWALPINDI
Hello Janu
Kahan ho Tum ??
Ek Ghantty sy college k Gate py kharra hon
LAHORE
Hello Janu
aj to film ka mood ban rha hy aur wo b Tumhry saath
KARACHI
Hello Janu
what a Fantastic Mosam
Chalo Beach py Jaty hy..
PESHAWAR
Hello Janu
Kahan ho Tum ??
abhi abhi BOMB BLAST huwa hy
Tum khairiyat sy to ho?? ;->
Jisko Pehan Kar Aap Pori Dunya Ko Dekh Sakte Hain,
Magar Aapko Koi Nahi Dekh Sakta.
Price 10,000 + Free Home Delivery
1 Shakhs Ne Ads Parhte Hi 10,000 Rs. Bheje.
Kuch Dino Bad TCS Wala 1 Packet Le Kar Aaya.
Us Shaks Ne Jaldi Jaldi Parsel Khola To Andar Se Ek
"BURQA" Nikla. :-)
Tijori Par Likha Tha..
" TIJORI KO TORNE KI ZARURAT NAHI,
452 No. LAGAO AUR SAMNE WALA LAAL BUTTON DABAO,
TIJORI KHUL JAYEGI "
Jaise he button dabaya alarm baja aur police aagyi.
Jate waqt chor malik se bola..
"AAJ MERA INSANIYAT SE VISHWAS UTH GAYA" . . . ;->
"Main to is mei PAAN thook rahi thi" =P ;->
Overtime things must change
And like a river life goes on
I used to say “LOVE” was a mistake
But I was wrong
LOVE is the greatest thing
It can hurt like HELL
But it can feel like HEAVEN
And No Matter What Happens
This LOVE make Me Dance patiently. . . .
Hansny Main
Rony Main
Jagny Main
Sony Main
Pany Main
Khony Main
KOYAL Ki Koo Koo Main
Pholon Ki Khushbu Main
Gaaon Ki Gori Main
Aatay Ki Bori Main
ABBA Ki Daant Main
TariQ Road Ki Chaat Main
AMMAA Ki Pitai Main
DiL Pasand Ki Mithai Main
Jhooty Ki Sachai Main
Is DiL Ki Gehrai Main
PYAR Ki Nishani Main
Student Ki Biryani Main
Chai K Hotel Main
7up Ki Bottle Main
Karli K Saahil Main
Or,
Mere MOBiLE Main
"TUM Hi TUM HO''
General:
Quickly bring me my red shirt..
"After Enemyz Defeat"
Soldier:
Sir why d red shirt??
General:
In red shirt if i got shot, my soldiers would''nt see my blood so they wont b discouraged..
Soldier:
Sir 100 enemy tanks are attacking..
General:
Hurry up!
Bring me
My Yellow Trousers.... ;->
"AZAAB-E-JAAN"
Hoti Hai!
,,MeRa NaaM LeNa,,
jab kabhi udaas hona,-
-jab kabhi naashaad hona,
our meri judaai ka sadma sehna,
tum kisi se kabhi mat kehna,
keh tum ko mare bin nahi rehna,
jab kabhi meri yaad aaye,
tarap milne ki dil mein jagaaye,
tanhaai mein yaa mehfil mein sataaye,
our iss halat se tu tang aa jaye,
tab,
jaan gee
tum kisi se kbhi mt kehna ,
keh tum ko mare bin nahi rehna,
bas aankhein mond lena,
our pyaar se mera tasuwar karna,
our phir dhare se pyaar se Mera nam lena,
"MERI JAN KATREENA"
Ungli Mai Angothi, Angothi mai Nagina,
Soni Lagti Hy Teri Bahen KATREENA,
Raat Nahi Kat''ti Maslay Hain Dereena,
Mai Ne Kaha Bus Kar Kehti Hy Abi Na,
Rat Ko Mila Karo Baara Maheena,
Kehti Hy Bhai Ko Batana Kabhi Na,
Itna Zaleel Ho Kar Ke Bhi,
Bhai sms Parh Raha Hy Kameena =P ;->
kyonki..Yaar bina chain kahan re, pyaar bina chain kahan re..!!
