Funny SMS Messages - Teacher: If u have

Bush asks God:When will Iraq be mine?

God:Not in ur life time.bush cries.


Mushraf asks God:When will Kashmir be in Pakistan?

God:Not in ur life time.mushraf cries.

And i asked God:When will this reader get brain?

This time God cries,and says:Not in my life time.

Funny SMS Messages - Suno.............. Mehsoos Karo

Some Interesting Oneliners:

*If u cannot change ur mind,r u sure u hav one

;)

*If u cant convince them,confuse them

:)

*I couldnt repair ur brakes,so i made ur horn louder

;)

*The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it

:)

*In a country ov free speech,why r there phone bills?

:)

*Smile,it makes people wonder what u r thinkin

;)

*The light at the end ov the tunnel may be an incomin train

:)

Funny SMS Messages - pathan ka beta.

Chor 1 Ghar Mei Chori Karne Gaya,

Tijori Par Likha Tha..

" TIJORI KO TORNE KI ZARURAT NAHI,

452 No. LAGAO AUR SAMNE WALA LAAL BUTTON DABAO,

TIJORI KHUL JAYEGI "

Jaise he button dabaya alarm baja aur police aagyi.

Jate waqt chor malik se bola..

"AAJ MERA INSANIYAT SE VISHWAS UTH GAYA" . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - depressed boy asked an old man

''Ata Hy Mujh Ko Yad Wo School Ka Zamana…..


Wo Harami Pan Ki Batain….

Wo Bachiyan Phasana….

Wo Hasna Hasana….

Wo Canteen K Lala Ko Chutiya Banana….

Teachrz Ki Hatana…

Wo Punishment Milna…..

Wo Tully Mar K Murghiyan Churana….

Wo Exams Ki Ratto Main Suttey Lagana…..

Wo Tention Ko Film Dekh K Urrana Or Pharrey Bana K Undrwere Main Chupana Na…..

Ab Wo Din Hy Na Wo Ratain Na Bachiyan Na Mulaqatain


Agr Kch Hy Tu Bs….

.

.

Yadain Hi Yadain.

Funny SMS Messages - 1 murghi ko qatal karo

After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.

Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?

Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.

Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?

Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.

Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?

Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.

Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.

Funny SMS Messages - Runaway ur father is coming

Modern Dictionary:

*Muhbt:Jske Dam Se Restaurants Abad Hain.

*Talib-E-Ilm:Mustqbl Ka Be Rozgar Tabqa.

*Parda:Jse Khawaten Khirki Pe Dalti Hain.

*Kitab:Wqt Zaya Krne Ka Zaria.

*Dil:Bgher Operation K B Ksi Ko Dye Jaskte Hain.

*College: Tafre Gah,

*University: Lover Se Milne Ki Jagah... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - funny but true

Two friends billooo & tillooo went to school for appearing in English exam ( 7th standard ) . They had crammed an essay of "MY BEST FRIEND". But unfortunately , in the question-paper it was written as......

Q: write an essay on "MY FATHER"in just 30-45 words .

So billooo was utterly confused & nervous... what to do !!!

Tillooo gave an idea . . . . just write the essay My best friend & just keep on replacing the word friend with the father.....

So this was how billooo & tillooo wrote the essay "MY FATHER"......

Fathers & fathers are everywhere , but good fathers are very rare . I have so many fathers , but my best father is pyarelal. He is my neighbour. He often comes to my home & my mother likes him very much....

Funny SMS Messages - / Height Of Job Frustration //

Pathan ko rastay mein ek charagh mila.Utha k saaf kiya to ek Jin nikla or kaha k woh uski 3 khwahishain puri krayga.

Pathan:"Umko esa naswar do jo khatam na ho!"

Ekdum ek naswar ka packet aa gya.

Pathan ne thori si naswar nikali to utni naswar or aa gai.

Jin: "Baqi 2 khwahishain?"

Pathan: "Esa 2 packet or do!" ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Ho Gaii Teri Shakal Kaali

science k teacher kehtey hein k dil aur dimagh mil kar jism ka nizam challatey hein,

Urdu k Teacher kehtey hein k dil aur dimagh mukhtalif hotey hein,dimagh kuch aur kehta hai aur dil kuch aur,

So students mein nein hal dhoond liya hai,

"Aayo apney apney dil kissi ko dey aayein phir khali dimagh k saath study karein ghey"

Funny SMS Messages - Taxi driver to sardar:

Teacher: Tum Badey

Ho Kr Kia Karo Gy ?

Student: Shaadi ..

Teacher: nahi, Mera

Matlab Hy Kia Banogy ?

Student: Dulha ..

Teacher: Oho .. I Mean

Badey Ho Kr Kia Hasil

Kro Gy ?

Student: Dulhan ..

Teacher: Uffo .. Matlab

Aisa Kia Karo ge, Jo

Tum n e Pehly Kbhi

Nahi Kia >

student: Nikkah ... =P ;)

Funny SMS Messages - when u give a flower to gilrz so rection in nation

Rehman Malik mera naam hai..

Awam ko topi pehnana mera kaam hai..

Jab se aaya hon Media pe chaya hon..

Kabhi Double Sawari band kabhi Bomb ki khabar laya hon..

Sab kahania purani bhulaiye Ab ek naya jhatka khaiye..

Zardari or Sheri k khilaf SMS mat banaiye..

Warna kuch hi din Mein SMS service band paaiye..

Mere Dosto Isko Ab Hum Se Panga Chaiye..

Aaiye aaj se SMS mein Isi Ki bajaye... ;->

Love SMS Messages - widout even realising

Khuwabon Ki Ek Basti Thi
Ek Larki Us Main Rehti Thi

Apne Ghar K Angan Main
Kuch Sapne Boya Karti Thi

Apne Kamre Ki Khirki Main
Bondon Se Khela Karti Thi

Sab K Samne Hansti Thi
Chup Chup K Roya Karti Thi

Khud Hi Khud Se Kehte Rehna
Dosto Se Kuch Na Kehti Thi

Chand Ko Ghante Takte Rehna
Phir Khud Se Batain Karti Thi

Dekhne Wali Sab Ankhon Ko
Chand Ka Tukra Lagti Thi

Jab Toot Chuki To Sab Ne Jana
Wo Pyar Kisi Se Karti Thi

Funny SMS Messages - man to a lady in a c

shama pe chala mukadma parwane ke khoon ka,

pucha gaya shama se kyun kiya khoon maasum ka,

shama boli...

parwana jawani ke nashe main jhoom raha tha,


mere agge piche ghoom raha tha,

khoon na karti to kya karti,

bhari mehfil main mujhe choom raha tha..

Funny SMS Messages - daata darbaar chalo gay?

GEO SURVEY REPORT . . . .

Aaj Kal ''''MACHAR AUR MAKHIYAN'''' Din Raat Dekhe Ja Rahe Hyn

Humare Numainda GEO Ki Tafseelat K Mutabiq Un Ka Kehna Hai

''''Mehangai Ne Kamar Torr Di Hai

Is Liye Over Time Lagana Par Rha Hai''''

GEO MUSHARRAF Sab Ko Kaam Pe Laga Dia . . . ;-

Funny SMS Messages - Last nite i had a dream.

Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didnt light.

He tried another, It didnt light too. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.

“What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?” asked the another man.

Santa replied, “Thats a lucky match stick. Ill use it again.”

Funny SMS Messages - Molvi PaPpU Ne Farmaya

Santa Ko Ek Bar Paisi Ki Jarurat Thhi, Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola.

Santa: “Yaar Mujhe 3000 Rs De De, Main Tujhe 2 Mahine Ke Baad Lota Dunga.”

Banta Ne Paisi De Diye, Mahine Bad Jab Santa Se Paisi Mange To Santa Use Ek Lota Dete Hue Bola.

Santa: “Ye Le Apna Wada Pura Kar Raha Hun, Pakad Ye Lota.“

Love SMS Messages - Neend se kiya shikwa karunmai

WOH MUJH SEY YEH NAHIN KEHTA USEY MUJH SEY MOHABBAT HAI

MAGER WOH AAJ KAL AIK JANOON KI ZID MAIN REHTA HAI

AJAB AIK BEKHUDI HAI, JO USEY BECHAIN RAKHTI HAI


WOH MUJH SEY BAAT KARTA HAI....

BOHAT HI AAM SI, MOSAM KI,

LOGON KI MEHAZ DUNIYA KI RASMMI SI

SAMJHTA HAI MAIN US KI AAM SI BATON KO BUSS "YUNHI" SAMJHTI HOON

WOH JAB TUK PAA NAHIN LETA SAMJH NAHIN LETA,

JAB TUK...!!! K MAIN BHI GAMZAN HOON KHAMOSHI SE US K RAASTEY PER

MAIN BHI JAGTI HOON...SOCHTI HOON RAAT BHER US KO

MAGER US SEY NAHIN KEHTI...!!! "MUJHEY US SE MOHABBAT HAI"

Funny SMS Messages - '' Happy Teachers Day

Ek Faqeer Bachi Se

ALLAH K Naam Par De Beta

Bachi

Main Beta Nahi Beti Hun

Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Beti

Bachi

Mera Naam Nusrat Hai

Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat

Bachi


Mera Pora Naam: Nusrat Parveen Hai

Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat Parveen

Bachi: Ye Hui Na Baat

Ab Maaf Karo Baba

Funny SMS Messages - Husband, wife & spare tyre

Mobile bana hai har larki ki shan

Call kr k larkon ko karti hain ye pareshan

MISSBELL or Sms kr k kehti hain meri jaan

Teri awaz sunne ko tarastey hain mere kaan

12 boyfrnd bana kr akarti hain pehalwan

Apni frndz ko hr raaz bata kr karti hain heran

Kehti hain larkon ko ullu banana hy buhat asan,

Hosh kar ay mere yaar ankhen khol k pehchan,

Mat aa in k chakkar me ye sab hain shetan,

Ab kisi ki call aaye To usko bolna G bhabi jaan.

Funny SMS Messages - Son:abu bacha ziada intelligent hota hi ya baap?

MUSHARAF DOR KE PAKISTANI KI DUA

Lub pe aati hey dua bunke tamana meri

Zindgi bomb se ho mehfoz khudaya meri

Na koi bomb ke dhamakay se urha de mujhko

Muft may jam-e-shahdat na pila de mujhko


In pe jaiz hey hakomat karna

Aur hey jurm mujhe apni hifazat karna

Mere ALLAH larai se bachana mujhko

Aur sikha de koi bandoq chalana mujhko

Naam-e-Islam ki hurmat ko bacha le ya Rab

Waqt ke saray yazeedon ko utha le ya Rab

Friendship SMS Messages - respect friends

One Fine day, all of us will get busy wid our lives, long working hours, no more classes, lectures, friends n sms'', some will get married, won''t have time for ourselves,

at such a day u will look outsid ur window n see the good old memories flash by u & u will get a smile with a tear in ur eyes & turn back to ur work thinking I wish I could go back..

Send this to all your friends who helped to create such memories

Funny SMS Messages - Ironical Truth

woh sadak ke is paar thi hum sadak ke us par the


kuch hum aage badhe, kuch voh aage badhi

hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi

hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi

ab hum sadak ke us par the, aur voh sadak ke is par thi

Friendship SMS Messages - Zindagi kisi ki

A stranger you were once.
Then, with a gentle look you took my hand.
As our lives engaged,
you lit my life and I held both your hands.
Now that decades have passed,
ours souls have indeed become one.
How fortunate we are
that we have found the love so true
that everyone dreams about.

Funny SMS Messages - ab mai apne janu se mazak bhi ni kar sakti....

Sardar ne Bacha aghwa kia or tavaan k lye sticker pe likh k bache pe chipkaya "10 Lakh subah pull k neche pohnchado"

Aur bache ko ghar wapis bhejdia

Dosre din wo pull k neche gya to usy paise milgye or sath sticker pe likha tha

"Maa Qasam paise ka gham nai,Gham to is bat ka hai k SARDAR ne SARDAR ko loota

Friendship SMS Messages - 3 ChIZo pAr kHAbO rAkhO

Tu door hai mujh sey, per paa$ bhi hai ,,

Teri kami main kahin , tera ehsaa$ bhi hai..

Tujh $ey Do$t hain laakhon, jahan main merey,

Per tu Do$t bhi hai, aur khaa$ bhi hai ..

Tuney Khu$hiyan mujhey itni di hain keh aaj,,

Tujhey khoney ka dil main ehsaa$ bhi hai ...

KHUDA ne yuun nawaza, teri Do$ti se mujhey,,

Keh mujhey khud pe gumaan hai, aur naaz bhi hai.....

Love SMS Messages - Mari dunia

I love the way that you look without your make up

I had a girl before we met but we broke up

Theres something ''bout you that makes me want to step up

Step up and be with u If that''s ok with you


I''m gonna make you feel like you are heaven on earth

I''m gonna thank your mother just for giving you birth

I''m gonna wanna hold you in my arms when you cry

If that''s ok with you If that''s ok with you

Funny SMS Messages - amazing home remedies

amazing home remedies

Amazing Home Remedies

A Mousetrap placed on

top of Ur alarm clock wl

prevent U from rolling over

n going back to sleep


after U hit the alarm off ..

Have a bad Tooth Ache ?

Smash Ur Thumb with a

Hammer n U wl 4get abt

the Tooth Ache ..

For High Blood Pressure

Sufferers:

Simply cut Urself n bleed

for a few minutes, thus

reducing Pressure in


Veins ..

If U ''ve Bad Cough ?

Take a large dose of

Jamal-Gota then U wl b

afraid to cough ... ;)

Funny SMS Messages - Bruce Lee''s Favorite

Police wale ne carwale ko roka- "yeh suraksha week hai. Aap belt pehn
kar car chala rahe hain, isliye aapko Rs 5,000 ka inaam
dia jata hai. aap is inaam ka kya karoge ?"

car driver- "mein iss inaam se apna driving license banwaunga"

pichli seat par baithi uski maa boli- "iski bat ka yakin mat karo.
ye sharab pi kr kuch b bolta hai."

uske papa bole- "muje pata tha ki chori ki car me
hm zyada dur nhi ja payenge."

Tabhi dikki se awaz ayi-
"bhai hmne border par kar lia kya ?.............. "

Funny SMS Messages - Dr 2 Lady:

Agar Allah Hamare Awam Ko Aqal Dede To Keya Hoga..?

Qazi Husen Kele Beche Ga.

Molana F.Rahman Bas Men Conductari Kare Ga.

Ch.Brothar''s Bhenson K Bare Me Dudh Jama Kare Ge..


Zardari Amrikion Ke Kutte Nehlae Ga..

Sh Rashid Hira Mandi Men Dalali Kare Ga..

Nawaz Sharef Arbion K Ount Charrae Ga..

Musharaf..

P.C Karachi K Gate Pe Pagri Bandh K Khara Hoga Mere Or Tumhare Leye Gate Kholne..

Or Altaf Hussen Bason Mei Manjan Beche Ga.. ;->

Funny SMS Messages - ek pathan ghar aaya

Japnese guy visitd Pakistan & took taxi 2 go 2 friend''s house.

On the way,

Toyota pased by.

He told the driver:

Toyota, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

Honda passed.

He again:

Honda, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

for Prado,

He again gave same compliment.

Taxi Driver got angry.

When reached the destination,

Taxi driver:

Rs.4,000 Please.

Japnese:Wht?

So much this is.

The angry drivr replied:

Txi meter

Made in Pakistan run fast ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Pathan Ka Gadha Gum Ho Gaya,

A Memon saves life of an Arab by his rare blood group.

Arab reward him Mercedez

Few days Later Arab again needed the blood, MEmon donates

again.

Arab sent him "Till ke laddoo"

Memon asked why not new Mercedez?

Arab replied : Ab mere andar Memon ka khoon gardish ker raha hai "......... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Yaar Tum Se Ye Umeed

1 rich girl ko school mei

Gareeb khandan pe essay likhne ko kaha gaya.

Essay mei girl ne likha----

" Ek gareeb khandan tha.

abbu gareeb the,

ammi gareeb thi,

aur bachche bhi gareeb the,

khandan mei 4 nauker the,

woh bhi gareeb the.......

Car bhi tutti hui Mercedes thi......

Unka gareeb driver bachcho ko

tutti hui car mei hee school chorta tha.

Bachcho ke pass mobile bhi purane the..

Pas, Woh Buhat ghareeb thay ...