Funny SMS Messages - Pakistan me shadiyan walden k marze se hote hen

It''s your birthday time again;

It''s true; there''s no denying,

Another year has come and gone;

You know that I''m not lying.

So for you, the birthday person,

Here''s what I want to say:

I hope this birthday''s the best one yet,

In every delightful way.

So happy birthday to you.


Have lots of birthday fun!

May your birthday wishes all come true,

Even if you have a ton.

Funny SMS Messages - Fizaon k badalne ka intzar na kro,

KHAN Ne 1Bacha Agwa Kia

Or Taavaan K Lye Sticker Pe Ye Likh K Bache Pe Chipkaya:

10 Lakh Kal Subah Pul K Neche Pohnchado?

Aur Bache Ko Ghar Wapis Bhejdia.

2sre Din Wo Pul K Neche Gya To Usy Pese Milgye

Or Sath Sticker Pe Likha Tha:

Khuda Qasam

Pese Ka Gam Nai,

Gam Is Bat Ka Hy K

KHAN Ne KHAN Ko Looota ;-

Funny SMS Messages - I had many options...

!!!... Dhamaka Offer ...!!!

Gutka, Man Poori, Paan Aur Ciggarate Istimal Karne Walon Ke Liye ""Man Poori Khao.. Naseeb Jagao Offer""

Bumper Prizes

1st Prize: Cancer

2nd Prize: Kidney Diease

3rd Prize: Lungs Disease

Iske Elawa Bee-Shumar Qeemti Beemariyan!!!

Yeh Scheme Mehdood Muddat Ke Liye Hai... Jaldi Kijiye!!! Kahin Govt. Band Na Laga Dey..

Jaldi Kijiye!!! Kahin Zindagi Lambi Na Hojai...

Har Gutke Ki Pudiya Par Mamooli Beemariyan Muft Haasil Karain

Kam Az Kam 2 Pudiyan Roozana Khane Wale Iss Scheme Main Shaamil Ho Sakte Hain...

Scheme Main Shaamil Hone Ke Liye... Aj Hi Qareebi Pan Ya Parchoon Ki Dukan Par Rabta Karain

Inaam Milne Ki Jaga: Qabristan

Mehman-e-Khusoosi: Malak-ul-Maut

Funny SMS Messages - The sun makes Moon shine.

Agr English Movies Pakistani Produce krtae to un kae nam Khch youn Hotae

1. Cliff Hanger: Latak''''da Gujjar

2. Superman: Udan aala Gujjar

3. Men in Black: Kala Gujjar

3. Rambo : Khooni Gujjar

4. Revenge: Gujjar da inteqaam

5. Spiderman: Jaaley aala Gujjar

6. Evil Dead: Gujjar di Moat.. :p ;->

Funny SMS Messages - once a man was smoking in airport

once a man was smoking in airport

Once a man was smoking

in Airport

A gentleman arrive n ask


him: "Ek din mei kitni

cigarette pee lete ho ?"

Man : Why ?

Gentleman : Agar tum ab tak

zndgi me cigarete pe kharch

kiye paise bachaty tou

Samne khara hua plane

tumhara hota ..

Man: Tou kia wo plane aap

ka hy ?

Gentleman: Nhi

Man: Thnkx Sir for ur advice

wo plabe mera hi hy ... =P

Moral :

Don''t try to be over-smart

Sutta Laga k Geo

Funny SMS Messages - Doctor: your husband

When I Die, Bury Me

Deep

10 Feet Down As Far As

Leap

Place My Computer

Books On My Head

& Tell My Teacher


I m Dead

Place My Chemistry

Books On My Chest

Tell My Teacher How

I m At Rest

Place My Physics

Books On My Right

Hand

Tell My Teacher

Nothing I Understand

Place My Pak.studies

Books On My Left

Tell My Teacher

I Tried My Best

Also Tell Them Not

To Cry

Coz They Are Those

Who Made Me Die ...

Say No To Education ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Can v do romance in

3 dost oxford unvrsty k cafeteria

mn bethy apni felngs share kr rhy thy.

1st dost:mra dil krta he k men bht ziada mehnt kr k ek kamyab insan banon.

2nd dost: mn chahta hun k social workr bn k logon ki bhlai k kam krn.

3rd dost:yar meri ek hi khwahsh he k uni mn hungama ho or 10 din bycott hon or phr har papr mai 8,8 din ka gap ho.

2nu doston ny usy thappr mar k kaha

"wah! prhna oxford ma aur khwab KARACHI UNIVERSITY k" =P ;->

Sad SMS Messages - Qatil

Forget The Times He Walked By,
Forget The Times He Made You Cry,
Forget The Times He Spoke Your Name,
Remember Now Your Not The Same.
Forget The Times He Held Your Hand,
Forget The Sweet Things If You Can,
Forget The Times & Don't Pretend,
Remember Now He's Just Your Friend.

Funny SMS Messages - Girls are like roads,

Bachiyon k chakker me larke jate lutt,

Or khatey hain un k bhaiyon se wo kutt...

iss waja se larke larkiyon ko chor detay hain,

Moqa mil tey hi un k bhaiyon ko phor dete hain..

Na kare makeup to un se banda dar jata hy,

Karti hain itna makeup k weight barh jata hy ."->

Funny SMS Messages - 1 Pathan Ka Sir Phat Gaya

IT''S A GIRLS WORLD :-

If a Girl laughs loudly shez cheerful, If boy Laughs loudly he''s Mannerless...

If Girl talks sweetly she is charming, If Boy talks sweetly he''s a flirt...

If a girl is shoping she''s trendy, if boy is shopng he''s wastin money...

If Girl is silent,she''s feelin sad, If a Boy is silent,he''s being rude...

If Girls walk in a group its a Group, If boy walks in a group its a Gang...

If girl cant come 4 a date, she''s busy. If boy cant, he''s lier...

Funny SMS Messages - gharaylo totky

Ek aadmi k pas jin tha,

jin bola "Aaqa" mujhy koi huqm dain.

Aaqa replayed : Yaar mery ghar say Amrica tak aik Road banao.

Jin : Aaqa ye mushkil kaam hay, resty hain darya atye hain, pahar atye hain, jungal aty hain, abadiyan atye hain, samundar bhi ata hay, Bohat mushkil hay, kuch or huqam daein...

us bandy nay bohat soocha then he said Yaar meri B.V ko mera farmaberdaar bana day..

Jin foran bola "Road singal banani hay Dubble lane

Funny SMS Messages - What happened 2 ur network?

A brAnd nEw lOve stOry

STARRING

George w bUsh..!

Condeliza Rize..

Tony Blair..

Pamela Anderson..

SPECIAL GUEST APPEARANCE-----

BilL Clinton..

AND INTRODUCING VILLAIN----

Bin Laden..

MUSIC BY----

Gen.Parvez Reshamiya

ITEM NUMBER BY----

Monica Levinsky

KABHI AL-KHAEDA NA KEHNA-(a bomb that broke all relations!)

CASSETTES ND CD''S ONLY ON "AL-jazeera"

FEATURING ALL NEW HITS LIKE--

''Lets go blasting tonight..!

Love SMS Messages - Please tell me your

WE All Want To Fall In LOVE . . .

Why ? ? ?

Bcoz That Experience Makes Us Feel Completely Alive

Where Every Scene Is Heightend, Every Emotion Is Magnified, Our Everyday Reality Is Shattered & We Are Flying Into Heavens. It May Only Last A Moment, An Hour, An Afternoon, But that Doesn’t Diminsh It’s Value

Bcoz

We Are Left With Memories That We Treasure For The Rest For Our Life

Funny SMS Messages - Wife: yesterday

Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye,

To Us K Parents Poochte hain...

Kaun Tha Wo Kameena!

Agar Larkey Ko Ulti Aaye to us K Parents Kehtey hain....

Kameenay Kya Nasha Kar k Aaya hai !

MORAL !!!

.

.

.

.


ULTI Larki Ko Aaye..

Ya...

Larkey Ko...

KAMEENA Hamesha Larka hi hota hai...

GEO KAMEEENO...

Love SMS Messages - Is Dil me aa saka

Tumhain bakhshi hai dil per hukmarani or kia detey..?

Yehi thi bas hamari rajdhani or kia detey..?

Sitaron se kisi ki mang bharna ik fasana hai.

Tumharey name likh di zindagani or kia detey.

Wo mujh sey mangta tha umar ka ik dilnashin hisa.

Na detey us ko ham apni jawani or kia detey..?

Bichartey waqt us ko ik na ik tohfa to dena tha.

Hamare pas tha ankhoon may pani or kia detey..

Funny SMS Messages - Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.

NAFSYAT ki class main profesor ne chuhe

k samne chuhiya or Gandum ka dana

rakha Chuha daney ki tarf gya

Profesor ne makai ka dana rakha Chuhe

ne is martaba bhi chuhiya pr

dhyan na dya Profesor bola, dekha,

bhook main zyada taqat hy.


Pichli bench se awaz ayi

Sir ek dafa chuhiya b badal kr dekhen... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - ''Woh Kya Hane Mere Dil Pe kya Guzri Us Waqt "FARAZ"

Aap Q Pareshaan Hain...???

Kia Aap Ko Theek Terha Se Neend Nahi Aati...

Kia Raat Ko Sote Main

Jaag Jate Hain

Kia Raat Ko jaagne Ki Waja Se


Aap Ko Baar Baar Rona Bhi Parta Hai ???

Ab Mazeed Pareshaani Ki Zarurat Nahi

Kion K Hum Laaye Hain

Sirf Aap K Liye.....

PAMPERS Twin Pack

Ab Sirf 169 Rs/- Main

Chain Se Sona Khoob Barhna... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - I have lots of jokes in my inbox,

Aap Q Pareshaan Hain...???

Kia Aap Ko Theek Terha Se Neend Nahi Aati...

Kia Raat Ko Sote Main


Jaag Jate Hain

Kia Raat Ko jaagne Ki Waja Se

Aap Ko Baar Baar Rona Bhi Parta Hai ???

Ab Mazeed Pareshaani Ki Zarurat Nahi

Kion K Hum Laaye Hain

Sirf Aap K Liye.....

PAMPERS Twin Pack

Ab Sirf 169 Rs/- Main

Chain Se Sona Khoob Barhna... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - i know its your birt

New Student Remix Of Amplifier:

KaAliyan bariyan we paper nu me laawa,

Speed me 220 di likhaan,

Teacher de saamne me nai rukda,

Em a night writer,

Rem0vAan maAr mar paper nu chehk kad da,

Sarey bchey takde we ki hogaya,

Lagda we aj mera paper hogaya,

Un nu me puchda,

Ni paper sada le ja ni jattiye,

Ni dur isey le ja we ariye,


Ni teacher tu meri, meri, Mein tera student dent.

Funny SMS Messages - A Wedding

Police wala Thanay mein ek Mulzim ko bohat mar raha tha,aur us per bohat saray ilzam laga raha tha.

Isi doraan Usko ghar se fone aya k us k ghar beta paida huwa hai,

fone sun kar us ne doosron ko bataya, Mulzim ghussay se cheekha Or kehnay lga

"PA DE PA DE A V CASE MERE UTTAY PA DE"

Funny SMS Messages - Sun Makes Moon Shine

''1BOY APNI DOR KI ANTI K GHAR GYA.

USY KAFI DAIR HO GAI,ANTI NE KHA BETA AJ TM GUDDO K PAS SO JAO.

BOY;RHNY DAIN MAIN BAHIR SOFY

PR HI SO JATA HON.

NEXT MORNING AK KHUBSORST GIRL

CHAYE LAI,

BOY; TM KON HO,


GIRL;MAIN GUDDO

AP KON?

BOY;MAIN ULLU DA PTHA.

HA.......''

Break Up SMS Messages - Zindagi teri rah main

Tujhay izhar-e-mohabbat $ay agar nafrat hai,

Tu nay hontoo ko larznay $ay too roka hota,

bay niazi $ay, magar kanptey awaz k $ath,

Tu nay gabhra k mera naam na pocha hota,

younh be wajha bataney ki zarorat kiya thi,


Dam-e-rukh$at main, agar yaad na aaya hota,

Ho$la tujh ko na tha mujh $ay juda honay ka,

Warna kajol teri ankhon ka na phela hota,

Tujhay izhar-e-mohabbat $ay agar nafrat hai,

Tu nay hontoo ko larznay $ay too roka hota.....

Funny SMS Messages - MSG karne pe jo mrtay hain..

IT''S A SCARY STORY.

READ IT IF U R DARE ENOUGH.

Once in a rain there was an old man standing with a book in his hand for sale.

A man came to him & asked for buying.

He sold the book for Rs. 3000 & said,

"DON''T OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK"

Else you face problem.


Man finished reading all pages with great fear but not last page.

Out of his curiousity he opened the last page one day.

Then he was shocked to see,

Rs.3O/=

Funny SMS Messages - kia tum pakeeza mohabat par

Wo haseena wo neelam pari

Hui thi election main khari

Pata nahin kahan se goli chali

Ho gaye musibat khari

Jane kya kya hua

Samjhayon main yeh ab kis kis ko

Dil main mere haiDard-e-Bhutto

Dard-e-Bhutto

Dard-e-Bhutto

Dil main mere hai

Dard-e-Bhutto

Dard-e-Bhutto

Dard-e-Bhutto

Funny SMS Messages - 1 box wasnt opening

STORY

"Once A Fisherman Got

Up Vry Erly In d

Morning Since Its

Impossible 2 See

Anything

He Wantd 2 Pass His


Time

He Found A Sack Full Of

Small Stones

He Began Tossing Them

Into The River

At Last Whn He Was Left

Wid One Stone To Toss

The First Stroke Of

Sunrise Came

He Saw The Stone He


Was Holding

It Was Diamond

He Then Realized That

He Had Thrown A Sack

Full Of Diamonds ..."

Moral :

Never Get Up Early In

The Morning ... ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - When true friendship

A Friend is a Treasure


A friend is someone we turn to,

when our spirits need a lift.

A friend is someone we treasure,

for our friendship is a gift.

A friend is someone who fills our lives,

with beauty, joy and grace.

And make the world we live in,

a better and happier place.

Funny SMS Messages - a pathan called fm radio said

a pathan called fm radio said

A Pathan called FM radio & said:

"I have found a wallet wid thousands of currency & a credit card & ID Card of that person it belongs to, his name is Jamshed Khan, House #3, Gulshan e Iqbal, Karachi.

DJ: "so U want to give him back his wallet?

Pathan: Oo khocha nai, I want to dedicate him a song... ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - Kabhi Roothkar Kabhi

Friendship is not something that is

written on paper,

because paper can be torn.

It is neither something that can be


written on a rock,

for even a rock can break. But

It is written on the heart of a

person,

and it stays there forever.

Birthday wishes and blessings are

coming your way, my friend!

Love SMS Messages - Touch my heart

My heart, it speaks a thousand words

I feel eternal bliss

The roses pout their scarlet mouths

Like offering a kiss

No drop of rain, no glowing flame

Has ever been so pure

If being in love can feel like this

Then I''m in love for sure

-!- lOve nEveR diEs -!-

Funny SMS Messages - Msg Mehenga Ho Raha Hy,

"==LyF Ki RiNgToNe=="

Gham Ko Karo Delete


Khushi Ko Karo Save

Rishton Ko karo Recharge

Dosti Ko karo Download

Dushmani Ko Karo Erase

Sach Ka Karo Broadcast

Jhoot Ko karo Switch Off

Tention Ko Karo Not Rechargeable

Pyar Ki karo InComing On

Nafrat Ki karo OutGoing Off

Lanuage Ko Karo Control


Hansi Ka Karo Outbox Full

Aansu Ka Karo Inbox Khaali

Gusse Ko karo Hold

Muskan Karo Send

Help Ko Karo Ok

Self Ko karo Autolock

Dil Ko Karo Viberate

Phir Dekho Lyf Ki Ringtone Kitni Polyphonic Ho Jaye Gi....... :->

Funny SMS Messages - Ek Aadmi Apni B.v

Ek Aadmi Apni B.v

Ek Aadmi Apni B.v Ka Janaza Le Ker Jaa Rha Tha

Janaze K Aage Ek Kutta Aur Peeche Aadmio''n Ki Lambi Line Thi

Ek Aadmi Aaker Poochta Hai : "hai Ye Sab Kaise Hua"

Shohar Bolta Hy :Kuttay K Kaatne Ki Wja Se Mar Gayi . . .!

Tou Doosra Aadmin Bolta Hai : Ek Din K Liye Ye Kutta Aap Mjhe De Sakta Hain ? ?

Aadmi Bolta Hai : Line Main Lag Jao . . . Sab Usi Kuttay K Liye Aaye Hain . . . ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - When times are

FAKE FRIENDS: dnt worry evrythng vl b alright

REAL FRIENDS:

galti ki ha ab bhugat.hr jaga zalel hi krwae

FAKE FRIENDS:u r lookng dashing

REAL FRIENDS:

kbi dhang k kapre b pehen lia kr,

hamesha malang hi bna raen

FAKE FRIENDS:Ur dress z cool

REAL FRIENDS:Kis se le k pehna ha

FAKE FRIENDS:Its alright i''ll pay

REAL FRIENDS:Tera wallet ghr re gya hoga

tuney mra walet jo dekh lia ha.

ab tje apna kahan nazr ae ga.

Funny SMS Messages - height of dehydration..

1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.

Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.

Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,


Memon ne phir khoon dia.

Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,

Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?

Arbi:Munna…!!

Ab hamarey ander bhi memono ka khoon dor raha hay:)

Funny SMS Messages - someone says whisky hotihai risky,

Jadeed Taleemi Muhawre .. !!!

1 - Science Se Gira Arts Me Atka

2 - Fail Hote Ko Practicals Ka Sahara

3 - Degree Le K Choolhey Main Daal

4 - 3rd Division Pass Ghar Ka Na Ghat Ka

5 - Dost Wo Jo Imtihan Main Chapai Karaye

6 - Qadar Kho Deta Hy Roz Ka College Aana Jana

7 - Likhna Na Jane Qalam Mera ... ;-

Funny SMS Messages - Is kadar hum aapko

You Filled My Dayz With Rainbow Lights

Fairy Tales And Sweet Dream Nights

A Kiss To Wipe Away My Tears

Gingerbread To Ease My Fears

You Gave The Gift Of Life To me

And Then In Love You Set Me Free

I Thank You For Your Tender Care

For Deep Warm Hugs And Being There

I Hope When You Think Of Me

A Part Of You

You''ll Alwayz See