Love SMS Messages - NAZRYEN MELI TU PAYAR KA AZHAR KIR GYEA

Perfect Love Is Not Receiving

It''s Giving & Frgiving

Perfect Love Isn''t Red Roses On Valentine''s Day

It''s The Rest Of 364 Days Of Knowing U Love Someone


Perfect Love Is Nt Phone Calls & Stolen Kisses

It''s The Silent Smile In The Memory Of Ur Sweet Heart

Perfect Love Is Not A Grand wedding But Spending A Life Time Together

Perfect Love Is Not The First Kiss & Make-up

Its Loving The ONE Who Annoys The Hell Out You . . .

Funny SMS Messages - Ek khusra elecation

Wo listen listen likhti rahi, mei lesson lesson perhta raha

Wo dream dream likhti rahi, mei drum drum perhta raha

Wo call me call me likhti rahi, mei kill me kill me perhta raha

Wo date date likhti rahi, mei dot dot perhta raha

Wo meet meet likhti rahi, mei mat mat perhta raha

Wo Love Love likhti rahi, mei leave leave parhta raha

Wo shadi kar k chali gai, main language course karta raha''

Funny SMS Messages - Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That?

A parrot goes to a shopkeeper and asks ... ''Aam hai kya?''

The shopkeeper says ... ''Nahi. Hum Aam nahi bechte.''

Next day at the same time, the parrot goes again and asks him...

''Aam Hai kya ?''

He gets a little irritated and says...

''Aare Bola na, Hum ''Aam nahi bechte''

On the third day, the parrot goes again and asks him ''Aam hai kya?''

He gets wild and yells ...''Bola na naahi. Abhi vapas aaya to hathoda

marunga sar ke upar''

The next day, the parrot comes again and asks him ..''hathoda hai kya?''

The shopkeeper says ... ''Nahi''

The parrot then asks ... ''Aam hai kya?''

Funny SMS Messages - A Girl asks boy

New 2010

This authentical poem is written on tatti

by u better knows.

Kyun tatti tatti krti hai,

kyun lende pe tu mrti hai.

Ik bat muje btla de tu,

us Qabaz se kyun nai drti hai,

kea hota hai tatti mein,

tatti ki lga dun dheri,

mein barish kr dun tati ki,

jo tu ho jae meri ... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - A Sardar moving

agar koi larkee roothi ho, aur bar bar mananein par b na maney,

par achanak wo man jaye, aur app sey meethi meethi batein karney lage to iss ka kya matlab ho ga

"uss ko aap kee jaib mein money nazar aa ghayee hai jo ussey pehle nahee dikh rahee thee"

Funny SMS Messages - Part 2

(Promises in Election Campaign)

Finely I have decided to apply for the seat of MNA of Love-the land of love.

My slogans are..

Eyes never lies, and Lover never Dies


(Reality : when elected)

I don''t wana see any boys or girls flirting and teasing each other.

Now My Slogan Is.

No love only cries, Promise flown like flies

Naughty SMS Messages - tujh ko bhool k

"Very intersting"

Dunya Ki Sub se Taqatwar Shay hai Loha.

Her Shay Ko Kaat Dalta hai.

Lohay se Taqatwar hai Aag,

Jo Lohay ko Pighla deti hai.

Aag se Taqatwar hai Paani,

Jo Aag ko Bujha deta hai.

Aur Paani se Taqatawar hai Insan,


Jo Usay Pee Jata hai.

Insan se Taqatwar hai Maut,

Jo use Kha jati hai.

Aur Maut se Taqatwar hai Sadqa,

Jo Maut ko Taal deta hai.

Aur Sadqay se Taqatwar hai

*"MOLVI"*

JO SADQA BHI KHA JATA HAI....!

Funny SMS Messages - Girl-Mujhe Ek Esa

Dr: Aap pagal kaise huwe?

Pagal: kuch time pehle main ne ek bewa se shadi ki us ki jawan beti ne mere baap se shadi ki: yun wo meri saas ban gaye,un k ghar beti hui to rishte mai wo meri behn hui kiun k main us k baap ka beta tha,dosri taraf wo meri nawasi bhi hui, kiun k main us ki nani ka shohar tha, is liye main apni behn ka nana bana,phir mere ghar beta huwa, tu meri biwi ki beti, mere bete ki dadi bhi lagti thi kiun k wo meri soteli maa thi, chunache mera beta apni dadi ka bhai ban gaya aur main apne bete ka bhanja aur....

Dr: bas karo! Khuda k wastay bas karo warna main pagal hojaonga...

Funny SMS Messages - 1 AadMi trAin sE utAr k p00chtA

Aik Aadmi ne apni wife ko khat likha

"Is mahine salary ke badle 100 kiss bhej raha hun."

Wife ne jawab dia

"Aap ki salary k badle 100 kiss milay, hissab bhej ri hin:

1.Doodh wala 2 kiss ma maaan gaya,

2.Teacher ko 7 kiss deni pari,

3.Sabziwala 7 kiss ma nai mana is lie 9 deni pari

4.Makaan malik to roz 6-7 kiss lay jata hai

Aap fiqar nai karna, mere paas abhi lag bhag 30-40 kiss aur hain.

Mahina aaram se kat jayega."

Funny SMS Messages - Machar marne ka asan Tareqa

THE NEWS

14 Aug 2020

Headline News

PM BILAWAL meet Presidnt ZARDARI

President ZARDARI visit neighbour country BALOCHISTAN

PAK loses Cricket series against CANADA

IMRAN khan is the leader of TALIBAN

MEERA 25th BIRTHDAY 2day

9th SEPTEMBER on death anivrsary of CHOUDHRY BROTHERS

OSAMA still WANTED

SHOAIB AKHTER hopeful 2 play in nxt MATCH

1$=420Rs

Petrol 1 ltr=1450Rs

CNG=3020Rs/kg

Gold=2000000/10g

AATA stolen frm LHR Museum

Sugar 1100/kg =P ;)

Friendship SMS Messages - When we are grown

Sochne Ki Tumhe Kia Zaroorat Hai,

Pukara Hai Jo Naam Tumhara,

Pukarne Wala Koi Gair Nahin,

Ek Pyara Sa Anjana Sa Dost Hai Tumhara

main bhool jaoon usay kaisi bat krty ho FARAZ

kabi din nay bi aaghaz kia hay soOraj kay bhghair

Hum"raat k "Sitaray"hain,

"Tanhaiyon"k maray hain,

"Tum"hum ko "Thokra"do Beshak

magar

"Hum"phir bhi "dost"tumhare hain
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Funny SMS Messages - Hmari Life Bhi Cirket

Why Pakstanis are easy to identify?

1. Everything cooked in garlic & onion

2. Re-use of gift papers

3. Always arive atleast 1 hour late to a party

4. Chldren have names rhyming

5. Talk for an hour at the gate when leaving somebody''s house

6. Keep leftover food in fridge

7. You live wth your parents even when you are 40 years old

8. Don''t use measure cups when cooking

9. Bedsheets on sofas to keep them away from getting dirty

10. Cover everything with plastic even if its a remote control :D

Funny SMS Messages - Q: Why is Christmas jus

Newspaper Men Advertisement Aayi Hamare Pas Aisi Product Hai,

Jisko Pehan Kar Aap Pori Dunya Ko Dekh Sakte Hain,

Magar Aapko Koi Nahi Dekh Sakta.

Price 10,000 + Free Home Delivery

1 Shakhs Ne Ads Parhte Hi 10,000 Rs. Bheje.

Kuch Dino Bad TCS Wala 1 Packet Le Kar Aaya.

Us Shaks Ne Jaldi Jaldi Parsel Khola To Andar Se Ek

"BURQA" Nikla. :-)

Funny SMS Messages - 3 MEN discusing wives

science k teacher kehtey hein k dil aur dimagh mil kar jism ka nizam challatey hein,

Urdu k Teacher kehtey hein k dil aur dimagh mukhtalif hotey hein,dimagh kuch aur kehta hai aur dil kuch aur,

So students mein nein hal dhoond liya hai,

"Aayo apney apney dil kissi ko dey aayein phir khali dimagh k saath study karein ghey"

Funny SMS Messages - Arz kia hai

Aik Aadmi ne apni wife ko khat likha

"Is mahine salary ke badle 100 kiss bhej raha hun."

Wife ne jawab dia

"Aap ki salary k badle 100 kiss milay, hissab bhej ri hin:

1.Doodh wala 2 kiss ma maaan gaya,

2.Teacher ko 7 kiss deni pari,

3.Sabziwala 7 kiss ma nai mana is lie 9 deni pari

4.Makaan malik to roz 6-7 kiss lay jata hai

Aap fiqar nai karna, mere paas abhi lag bhag 30-40 kiss aur hain.

Mahina aaram se kat jayega."

Friendship SMS Messages - Ab Aur Manzil

Kyon Maangte Ho Andhere Apne Vaaste E Dost

Jab Hum Roshni Kharid Laaye Hai

Takeed Ki Hai Baharo Se K Tujhse Jaakar Mile

To Kyon Tere Aas Paas Gumon K Saaye Hai

Apne Labon Ko Kyon Siye Baithe Ho

Kya Chhupa Hai Dil Mein Saamne To Laao

Dard Ki Lakiron Ko Mitane Do Gallon Se

Tere Liye Har Lamhe Se Muskuraahte Samet Laaye Hai

Gar Karoge Bharosa Mujh Par Dost

Waada Hai Sada Saath Nibhaunga


Har Aansun Jo Ubhrega Teri Aankon Mein

Teri Ksam Apni Aankhon Mein Sahej Laaunga

Funny SMS Messages - Teacher:

''A man accused of theft was appearing before the Judge.

"Your Honor," his lawyer said, "I feel it is very unfair for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in this city only a few days ago and barely knows his way around. What''s more, he is only able to speak a few words of English."

The judge looked sternly at the defendant and asked, "How much English do you speak?"

The defendant looked up and replied, "Give me your wallet!"''

Funny SMS Messages - soldier to general

Amazing Home Remedies

A Mousetrap placed on

top of Ur alarm clock wl

prevent U from rolling over

n going back to sleep

after U hit the alarm off ..

Have a bad Tooth Ache ?

Smash Ur Thumb with a

Hammer n U wl 4get abt

the Tooth Ache ..

For High Blood Pressure


Sufferers:

Simply cut Urself n bleed

for a few minutes, thus

reducing Pressure in

Veins ..

If U ''ve Bad Cough ?

Take a large dose of

Jamal-Gota then U wl b

afraid to cough ... ;)

Friendship SMS Messages - Pani Wich Be Ke

Light, Love, and Laughter...

A friend is light,

bright enough to conquer

the darkness of broken heart,

bringing sunshine to the soul,


making the whole world seem bright and hopeful.

A friend is love,

a special blessing from above,

bringing warmth to a heart grown cold,

making life a grand and exciting adventure.

A friend is laughter,

a gift of joy,

leaving behind a smile

and erasing all traces of woe,

making everything seem shiny and new.

Funny SMS Messages - A man in USA sees

A man in USA sees

A man in USA sees a dog abt 2 bite a lady.He kicks d dog 2 death

A reporter wrote: USA CITIZEN SAVES LADY FRM DOG

The man says Am not USA citizen.

So report changd: FOREIGN HERO SAVES LADY FRM DOG.

The man says actualy,am frm Pakistan.

Next day"s headlines: TERRORIST ATTACKS LOCAL DOG !!

Friendship SMS Messages - A to Z

Sochne Ki Tumhe Kia Zaroorat Hai,

Pukara Hai Jo Naam Tumhara,

Pukarne Wala Koi Gair Nahin,

Ek Pyara Sa Anjana Sa Dost Hai Tumhara

main bhool jaoon usay kaisi bat krty ho FARAZ

kabi din nay bi aaghaz kia hay soOraj kay bhghair

Hum"raat k "Sitaray"hain,

"Tanhaiyon"k maray hain,

"Tum"hum ko "Thokra"do Beshak

magar

"Hum"phir bhi "dost"tumhare hain
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Love SMS Messages - A True Fact

Tumhar Naam lik lik kr metana bol jata hu

Tumai jab yad krta hu bulana bol jata hu

Bohat c aisi baty hain jo mere dil main rehti hai


Magar jab tum se milta ho sunana bol jata ho

Main her aik sham kehta ho ke tum ko bol jawonga

Magar jab subah hoti hain bolana bol jata ho

Funny SMS Messages - Arz kiya hai

yeh bat samajh main ayi nahi aur mom ne samjhai nahi! Main kaise mithi baat karoon jab mithi cheez khai nahi?

Yeh canda kaisa mamu hai jab mom ka wo bhai nahi?

q lambay baal hain bhaloo k kiyon us ki tind karwai nahi?

kiya wo ganda bacha hai? ya jungle main koi nayi nahi?

nani k husband jab nana haan or dadi k husband jab dada haan tu kiyon baji k husband baja nahi?

Yeh baat samajh main ayinahi aur mom ne samjhai nahi

Funny SMS Messages - U think of ME and I think of U.

FEes Maafi ki Application
To
The principal'
High school.
Sir,
seedhi baat ye hai ka meray abu ne
mujhy Fees Ka liya 1200 rupay diye thay,
500 ki dosto ka sath film dekh li.
250 ki pepsi aur burgers khaa liya.
150 ka girl friend ko easy load krwa diya.
300 science vali miss per shart har gaya.
Me smjta tha ka unka sirf math walesir ka sath chakar hai,
par unka ka to aap ka sath bhi chakar hai.
Ab ap ka pas2 hi rastay hainsir jee meri fees mauf ya phr ap ka
raaz faash
shukriya.

Funny SMS Messages - apne mulk ki hifazat karain

Vakeel:

Judge Saab, Is Insan Ne Apni Biwi Ko Qatal Kia,


Salay Ko Qatal Kia,

Kaee Begunah Logo Ko Qatal Kia,

Paisay Khae,

Ghundagardi Ki,

Ye Pehle Bhi Jail Ja Cuka Hai,

Ap Bataye Is Drinda-Sift Or Corrupt Insan Ke Sath Kya Hona Chahye?

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Judge:

Isay Pakistan Ka President Bana Do ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Last nite i caught sum stars.

Insan ki POTI ke 4 Rang Hotay Hen

1- Peela (Yelow)

2- Hara (Green)

3- kala (ßlack)

4- kathye (ßrown)

Insani POTI Me Ye Chezein Aksar Dakhna ko Milti Hein

1. Kheery k ßeech

2. Kuti Huwi Mirch

3. Rol Huwe Timatar

4. Dhanya

kabi POTI ko Ghor Se Dakho To Images ßanti Hain

1, Cheel (Eagle)

2, Saanp (Snake)

3, ßhoot (Ghost)

4, Dinasour


etc...

Types Of POTI

1. Patla Dast

2. Sakht

3. Gaarhi

4. Sookhi

5. Jelly

6. Oily

Info Collected ßy

(Wiliam POti)

Funny SMS Messages - Bush asks God:When will Iraq be mine?

A world-wide UN survey was conducted.

The question was:Wud u plz give ur honest

opinion about d shortage of food in the rest of the world?

The survey was a failure coz in Africa people did not

know what "food" was,in China they did not know what

"opinion" was,in Europe they did not know what "shortage"

was,Pakis did''nt know what "honest" meant,

Saudis did''nt know what "please" was & in America

they did''nt know what the rest of the world was....??? ;->

Funny SMS Messages - In World 6 Things r GOD Gifted.

OH GAL KARDI MUSKURAI,

ASI SAMJEYA KUDI LINE TE AAYI,


FIR USNE SAADE NUMBER DI MANG PAYI,

ASI V APNI SAARI YAARI USTE LUTAYI,

FIR USNE APNI BEBE SAADE NAL MILAYI,

ASI PURE MOHALLE CH WANDI MITHAYI,

FIR PATA NAHI SADE DIL WICH KI AAYI,

ASI NAAL LE GAYE APNEBHAI,

PATA NAHI VEER NE KI KAHANI PAYI,

YAARO AJ OH KUDI HAI SAADI PARJAI... :(

MORAL OF STORY :

APNI GIRLFRIEND NU APNE BHAI YA KISE V DOST NAAL NA MILAO... ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - Teri taswer dekh

Is tarah se bhare jahan main hoon


Jaise tanha kisi makan main hoon

Waasta gair se na apnoo se

Qaid sa apne jism-o-jaan main hoon

Urta rehta hoon bas khalaoon main

Na zameen main hoon Na aasman main hoon

Kon hoon kia hoon koi kia janee...?

Hoon magar apne hi ghuman main hoon

Kon samjhe bhala mera mafhoom

Shair hoon na jane kis zaban main hoon....?

Funny SMS Messages - Baby Baby , Yes Mama"

Unbelievable Moments in 2008.

1. PPP won the election.

2. Faraz death

3. Harbhajan slapped Srisanth.

4. Ronaldo kissed Bipasha Basu.

5. Tony Blair caught without ticket.

6. Marriot blast.

7. China launched space shuttle.

8. Mumbai blast.

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Bush did not return Al-Zaidi Shoes..!!!

Funny SMS Messages - Kesy hain?

woh sadak ke is paar thi hum sadak ke us par the

kuch hum aage badhe, kuch voh aage badhi

hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi

hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi


ab hum sadak ke us par the, aur voh sadak ke is par thi

Funny SMS Messages - Sardar:Bachpan

High Level Insult....

Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.

Man Nearby:

People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.

Johnny:

My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.

Man:

Did He Eat Many Sweets?

Johnny:

No, He Always Minded His Own Business!!;-)

Funny SMS Messages - ''Jo log garm pani m ''

Qiamat ki 5 Nishania . . .

1-Har ghar se Jew Musharaf ki awaz aye gi..

2-Pani ka rate Petrol se ziada hoga..

3-Munshi ki fees wakeel se ziada hogi..

4-Logon k pas balance hoga par wo sms nahe karain ge..

5-Logon ko hansi aye gi par sharam phir bhi nahe aye gi . . . :p

Funny SMS Messages - Aaj, kal, harpal, har

Bap:Baita paper kesa huwa?

Baita:Bus pehla sawal choot gya.

Bap:Acha aur baqi?

Baita:Teesra muje ata nahi tha,chotha ma karna bhool gaya,panchwa muje nazar nahi aya,chhata paper ki pichli taraf tha ma ne dekha he nahi.

Baap gussay main bola:Aur doosra?

Baita:Bus sirf wohi galat huwa hai! :-)

Love SMS Messages - Ishq kar deta

Yaadon ko bhulane mein kuch dair to lagti hai,

Aankhon ko sulaney mein kuch dair to lagti hai,

Kisi shakhs ko bhula dena itna aasan nahi hota,

Dil ko samjhaney mein kuch dair to lagti hai,

Bhari mehfil mein jab koi achanak yaad aajaye,

Phir aansoo chupaney mein kuch dair to lagti hai,

Jo shakhs jaan se bhi pyara ho wo achanak door hojaye,

Dil ko yakeen dilaney mein kuch dair to lagti hai.

Funny SMS Messages - Interviewer:What is your birth date? Sardar:13th October.

''Boy:

Aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?

Girl:

Kal rat to hadd he ho gaye, Uff 2 ghantay! meri to jaan he nikal gaye

Saaray kapray geelay ho gae


Pehlay to aik ghanta kartay thay

Magar kal to pooray 2 ghantay tak saans he nahi aaye

1 Ghanta bhe buhat tha

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ye 2 Ghantay ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai''

Love SMS Messages - ishq k bhi kuch adab

Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha…

Tune 18 saal ki umar me mama kans ko mara,

BIN LADEN ko hath laga kar to dikha…

Tune Arjun ko to Saari Geeta sunayee,

Mere Project Manager se ek baar baat kar ke to dikha..

Tune to Arjun ka Sarathi banke Pandavon ko jitaaya

Indian Cricket team ka Coach ban ke WorldCup jitaake to dikha…

Tune bhari mehfil mein draupadi ko saree pehnai,

Mallika sherawat ko ek jodi kapde pehna ke to dikha…

Tune gokul ki 1600 gopiyan patai,

Meri company ki sirf ek ladki ko pata kar to dikha…

Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha…