Funny SMS Messages - Chand Or Main..

Sardar k donon kaan jal gaye,
Doctor: Tumhary kaan kaise jal gaye?
Sardar: Main Qameez Istri kar raha tha k Phone aa gaya, main ne ghalti se Phone ki jaga Estri kaan se laga di
Doctor: Doosra kaan kaisay jala?
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Sardar: Paa Jee ! Ambulance nu v te phone karna c...!

Funny SMS Messages - 1 Bacha ZONG K Office

''After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.

Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?

Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.

Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?

Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.

Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?

Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.

Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.

Son: Mai kiya Allama ki Aulaad hon jo pass ho jaonga.''

Funny SMS Messages - Le k Pehla Pehla Pyar

''Raton ko uth kar,

Khayalon se ho kar,

Yadon me kho kar,

Tumhe kya khabar hy,

Me apne KHUDA se kya mangta hon,

Viraano me ja kar

Daman phe''la kar

Anson baha kar

Tumhe kya khabar hy.

Me apne KHUDA se kya mangta hon,

Tum to kaho ge,

SANAM mangta hon,

JANAM mangta hon,

tum to kaho ge,

Kisi DIL RUBA ki,

Kisi DIL NASHIN

ki wafa manga hon,

Ye B ghlt hy

Wo B ghlt hy

Me apne KHUDA se Sirf

"LIgHT" ane ki Dua mangta hon.;-)''

Funny SMS Messages - kameeni CHARAS peeti thi.

kajri ne un dono ko dekha aur chaman ko aankh maari...

chaman udhar hi ghayal ho gaya....woh "kuuii kuiii" karke uske peeche chala gaya...kajri ne tub main dubki lagaa di...chaman ab naaraaz ho gaya...kuch der tak taalaab dekh raha tha....

khunchuus ke man main alag hi khayal aa rahe the "isskaa khoon kaise piyaa jaaye"

KAAN film festival ke saare guest ab aa chuke the...dharmesh darshan ke sar par ab pappu mandra raha tha....pappu, bittu, chintu, pintu....bahar

Faarikh paan, jagtaap bachpan, Alif ali paan ke haath par baithe maze se khoon pii rahe the..

tabhi diya mirza ne red carpet par entry maari......;-

Funny SMS Messages - doctor ne jawab de dia hy

A msg for all the students


of different Colleges and Universities !

As we all know that isb had been through

so many strikes and holidays,

last year.

So, to cover-up that all the students

must hav to convince

our skools admin team to

open the skool on 14th Feb (Sunday);-)

Friendship SMS Messages - ik chota say sapna tha

ik chota say sapna tha

ik chota say sapna tha

us sapne mein koi apna tha

us apne mein kuch sakoon tha

jo zindagi ka junon tha

us junoon mein ek rahat thi

jo sirf teri chahat thi

us chahat mein ek andaz tha

jo meri dhadkano ka raaz tha


us raaz mein ek khushbo thi

jo meri sooch ki justuju thi

us justuju mein ek hararat thi

jo meri khushiyoun ki sharat thi

us shahrat mein mein ek ehsaas tha

k tou jo mere pass tha

us pass mein jo ek araam tha

woh bus sirf ek tera naam tha

Love SMS Messages - i"ve written you

MOHABBAT aankh main palta wo pur-israr jazba


Jise ab tak koi nai samajh paya

Na iski koi surat hai

Na iska koi paimana

Dhake alafz main iska bohat izhar hota hai

Kuch aise hi k jaise ab

"Tah-e-dil"se hum dono iqrar karte hain

Magar phir bhi na jane kyun

Tmhen zid hai k men kehdun

Mujhe zid hai k tm kehdo

Mujhe tum se MOHABBAT hai


Kaho mujh se MOHABBAT hai......

Funny SMS Messages - Q: What Is The Defnition of Globalisation..........????

Ek baar ek cyclewala doodh ki kitli lekar ja raha rehta hai! Aur jate jate use rasste main bahut traffic lagta hai, thoda time hone ke baad woh kitli main se saara doodh pee leta hai!!!!!!! Kyun?

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Socho

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Are thoda aur socho!

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Nahi jam raha ,

chalo thik hai main hi bata deta hun!!!!!!!


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Kyun ki peeche se saare vehicles .....

Pee Pee Pee karte hai , Isliye woh saara doodh pee jata hai

Funny SMS Messages - Door Se Dekha To Baarish Gir Rahi Thi

Yash raj ki wife ki delivery k waqt wife ney poocha k baby ka name kya hoga?

Yash raj says : DHOOM

After few mints he saw many children his wife has & he ask doctor : ye sab kya hai

Doctor: sir ye DHOOM 1 OR YE 2 YE 3 ,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 DHOOM again ,again ,again, and again

Funny SMS Messages - extreme kamina bacha

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,

He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon

I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.

Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay

English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.

give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay

I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)

Funny SMS Messages - Under The Black Cloth

6 truths of life:-

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.

3. The first truth is a lie.


4. You’re smiling now, because you are an idiot.

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.

6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.

Funny SMS Messages - Haal-E-Dil Sub Ko Matt Batana,

Mian ßivi Apny ßachy k ly Robot ly Ay

Jo ß Jhot ßolta Us k Thapr Marta

§on:Abu Aj Ma ßemar Ho §chol Nai Jao Ga

çhataakh!

ßap:Tm Ny Jhot ßola?

Ma Jb Tmary Jitna Tha kbi Jhot Ni ßolta Tha

çhataakh!

Mom(kichen §y):

kia Hoa?

ßap:?e çhinto ßoht Jhot ßolta Hy

Mom:Zahir Hy Apka ßeta Hy

Chatakh!

Funny SMS Messages - 3 gift from govt pakistan on NEW year 2008

Bankey Mian Ki Qawali Hy Sab Se Nirali

Koi Sun''ne Ya Na Sun''ne Hum Tou Gaaye Ge Qawali...

Zong! 1st Sep Se Balance Check Karne Per Charge Laga Riaaa Hy

Jazz! Gaon Mei Ghanta Package Per Degree Bant Riaaa Hy

Ufone! Her Hafte Naya Ad Bana Riaaa Hy

Warid Glow! Feel Free Ka Nara Laga Riaaa Hy

Telenor Djuice! Tou Din Aur Rat Ko Ek Bana Rahaaa Hy

Bankey Mian Ki Qawali Hy Sab Se Nirali

Koi Sun''ne Ya Na Sun''ne Hum Tou Gaaye Ge

Qawali... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Pathan Public Toilet mei gya to Diwar Pr Likha tha

UNITED NATIONS Conducted a Survey...

The Question Was :

"Would You Please Give Your Honest Opinion about Food Shortage in Rest of the World?"

The survey was badly FAILED !!!

Because,

In AFRICA,


people didn''t know what FOOD is !

CHINESE didn''t know what OPINION is !

EUROPEANS didn''t know what SHORTAGE is !

PAKISTANIS didn''t know what HONEST is !

SAUDIS didn''t know what PLEASE is !

&

AMERICANS didn''t know what REST OF THE WORLD is!

Funny SMS Messages - Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,

New 2010

This authentical poem is written on tatti

by u better knows.

Kyun tatti tatti krti hai,

kyun lende pe tu mrti hai.

Ik bat muje btla de tu,

us Qabaz se kyun nai drti hai,

kea hota hai tatti mein,

tatti ki lga dun dheri,


mein barish kr dun tati ki,

jo tu ho jae meri ... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Allah aap ko zindagi de

Disco Dance Karte Howe Larke Aur Larki Ko

2 Kute Dekh Rahe The.

Ye Kya Kr Ha " 1 Kute Ne Dosre Se Pocha

Dosra kuta Bola Ye Tou Mai Nahe Janta Ho

Mai Ye Janta Ho k Jub Mai Is Tarah Karta Ho

Tou Mera Malik Mujhe

peit k kere Marne k Duwai Pilata Hai...... /

Funny SMS Messages - Height of satte bazi...

Aik borhi orat nay 100 police walon ki dawat ki.

Police officer: Amma G ye khana kis khushi mai khilaya?

Amma: Mai manat mani si k mera ghar bn giya

tay mai 100 haramdian nu roti khwaon gi

Es lai tawanon roti khawai

Police officer hans K bola:

Amma aina takaluf Q''n kita

1 wapda wala sadd laina C.

Funny SMS Messages - High Level Insult....

An ailing grandmother is talking to her favourite granddaughter.

"Dori,I''m old n weak,

n I know that the time for me to leave is near.

I want u to inherit my farm,

includin the barn,the villa,the tractors,the farmhouse,all the livestock."

"Wow, Thank u so much,Grandma!


I didnt know u even HAD a farm.

where is it?"

grandma replied,

"You can find it on my Facebook account.

Just click on Farmvil after login in

password: just4dori.. =P ;->

Love SMS Messages - taa-umr

The heart is the main organ of the body. It is said that our heart keeps us alive,

but I believe its what is inside our hearts that gives us the drive to live.

The love thats inside our heart that makes us who we are. The greatest gift in my eyes is the ability to love.

To share the love we hold in our hearts is the greatest gift God has given us because people only can live for so long,

but our memories and our love last for eternity.

Funny SMS Messages - "JHOOM RE"

Pakistani American Se:Tum Choron K Sath Kaisa Sulook Krte Ho?

American:Hum Un K Sath Boht Acha Sulook Rakhte Hain,

Un K Khanay Peenay Ki Har Cheez Ka Khayal Rakhte Hain

Pakistani:Ha Ha Bas Ye To Kuch B Nai,

Tum Abi B Humse Peechay Ho,

Hum Log To Choron Ko

PRESIDENT Bana Dete Hain!

Funny SMS Messages - Khaufnaak Andheri

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Love SMS Messages - A relationship is like

let
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best picture..
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I'm giving to you a bird of friendship
now its ur responsibility to care it.

Funny SMS Messages - Sugar ka mareez

When I Die, Bury Me

Deep

10 Feet Down As Far As

Leap

Place My Computer

Books On My Head

& Tell My Teacher

I m Dead

Place My Chemistry

Books On My Chest

Tell My Teacher How

I m At Rest

Place My Physics

Books On My Right

Hand

Tell My Teacher

Nothing I Understand

Place My Pak.studies

Books On My Left

Tell My Teacher


I Tried My Best

Also Tell Them Not

To Cry

Coz They Are Those

Who Made Me Die ...

Say No To Education ... ;->

Love SMS Messages - My Ashes Gladly

Kabhi Mujh Ko Saath Lekar, Kabhi Mere Saath Chal Kar
Woh Badal Gaye Achaanak Meri Zindagi Badal Kar

Huye Jis Pey Meharaban Tum Koi Khush Nasib Hoga
Meri Hasaratein To Nikalin Mere Ansuuon Mein Dhal Ke

Teri Zulf-O-Rukh Kay Qurban Dil-E-Zaar Dhuundhata Hai
Wahi Champai Ujaale Wahi Suramai Dhundalake

Koi Phool Bun Gaya Hai Koi Chaand Koi Taara
Joh Chiraag Bujh Gaye Hain Teri Anjuman Mein Jal Ke

Mere Dosto Khudara Mere Saath Tum Bhi Dhuundo
Woh Yahin Kahin Chhupey Hain Mere Ghum Kaa Rukh Badal Kay

Teri Bejhijhak Hansi Say Na Kisi Kaa Dil Ho Mailaa
Yeh Nagar Hai Aainon Kaa Yahaan Saans Le Sambhal Ke

Funny SMS Messages - A bOy Goes To See

aik din aik larke na apne mummy ko dekha aur kehne laga dekho mummu aik hath chor kar cycle chala raha hooon

thodi daar ke bad wo dubara wahan se guzra aur kehna laga dekho mummy main do hath choor kar cycle chala raha hoon

thode daar ke baad wo dobara wahan se guzra aur kehne laga dekho mummy main do dantoon ke baghar cycle chala raha hoon

Funny SMS Messages - Mere Dukho''n Ki Dhanak Main Rung Na Bha

Poem On Ash

Sexy aunty on the floor,

Ash is not as before,

The one we used to adore,

The sweet lady from mangalore,

Now she''s a big bore,


Played around with four,

Screwed them for sure,

Drowned them and came ashore,

Vivek was burnt to the core,

Salman gave him a call of roar,

Then stepped through amitabh''s door,

She knew he scores in crore,

Abhishek is for sure,

Dil mange more,

God knows whats more in aunty''s store.


CRAZY KIYA RE . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - kick off ur shoesta

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,

He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon

I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.

Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay


English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.

give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay

I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)

Love SMS Messages - Long after moment

Mohabat phir Muhabat he....

Kbi Dil se nhi jaati,

Hazaron rang hain is k,

Ajab hi dhang hain iske,

Kabi sehra.

Kabi darya,

Kabi jugnu,

Kabi aansu,

Hazaro roop rakhte he,

Badan jhulsa k jo rakh de

Kabi wo dhoop rekhti he,

Kabi ban kar ye ek jugnu shab-e-gham k andheron main

Dilon ko aas deti he,

Kabi manzil kenaarey par piyasa maar deti he,

Aziyat hi aziyat hai,

Magr

Ye b haqiqat he,

Muhabat phir muhabat he

Kabi dil se nhi jaati...

Naughty SMS Messages - GOLDEN WORDS BY MEERA

"Very intersting"

Dunya Ki Sub se Taqatwar Shay hai Loha.

Her Shay Ko Kaat Dalta hai.

Lohay se Taqatwar hai Aag,


Jo Lohay ko Pighla deti hai.

Aag se Taqatwar hai Paani,

Jo Aag ko Bujha deta hai.

Aur Paani se Taqatawar hai Insan,

Jo Usay Pee Jata hai.

Insan se Taqatwar hai Maut,

Jo use Kha jati hai.

Aur Maut se Taqatwar hai Sadqa,

Jo Maut ko Taal deta hai.

Aur Sadqay se Taqatwar hai

*"MOLVI"*

JO SADQA BHI KHA JATA HAI....!

Funny SMS Messages - What Happens When The Elephant Sat On The Mercedes Car ... ???

A sardar was tired of being sardar and constantly being the subject of all

those dumb sardar jokes. He finally cut his hair. He decided to take a drive through the country to celebrate his new life. Going past a field of sheep (he loved sheep) he stopped and asked the farmer "If i can guess how many sheep in your flock, can I have one?" The farmer laughed and said "Sure, Sir"

He gazed out for a few seconds and said "There''s 1,973 sheep" The farmer said with amazement "Your''re right! Go and pick one out". On his way back to his car he was stopped by the farmer yelling "Hey Sir! If I can guess your real identity can I have my dog back?"

Funny SMS Messages - Zardari Teri Sharafat Pe Kis Ko Na Hoga Shak, , ,

Law Of Love

Derived From Newton''s Laws

Evry Boy Continues To Impress A Girl Unless

A THAPPAR Or SANDEL With A Force Is Impresed Upon Him

By A Lovely Girl.

This Force Is Called BESTI

BESTI Is That Chracteristic Due To Wich Any BE-GHERAT

Is Compeled To Change

His State Of BE-GHERTI Into GHERATMANDI

Friendship SMS Messages - 7colours make

FRIEND$HIP MEAN TIME PA$$

FRIEND$HIP MEAN INVE$TIGATE

FRIEND$HIP MEAN$ A PART OF LIFE

FRIEND$HIP MEAN$ A NICE THING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN$ A RIVER

FRIEND$HIP MEAN WIND$

FRIEND$HIP MEAN VERY $EN$ITIVE RELATION

FRIEND$HIP MEAN TREE$ OF FOOD

FRIEND$HIP MEAN TA$TE THAN $UGAR.<<<<<<.....

Funny SMS Messages - definition of lazine

1 Admi K Ghar K Paas 1 Faqeer Kuch Yun Sda Lga Rha Tha :

Baba Anda V Kha Lynda Ay,

Baba Chaval V Kha Lynda Ay,

Baba Ice Cream V Kha Lynda A

Baba Burger V Kha Lenda A

Baba Sendvich V Kha Lenda A

Us Admi Ne Window Se Sir Nikal Kr Kaha

Baba "Chittar" V Kha Lenda Aa?

Love SMS Messages - I feel you

Everything has a time & place

Overtime things must change

And like a river life goes on

I used to say “LOVE” was a mistake

But I was wrong

LOVE is the greatest thing

It can hurt like HELL

But it can feel like HEAVEN

And No Matter What Happens

This LOVE make Me Dance patiently. . . .

Love SMS Messages - Heart is like a

A loving relationship is one
in which the loved one is free to be himself
to laugh with me, but never at me;
to cry with me, but never because of me;
to love life, to love himself, to love being loved.
Such a relationship is based upon freedom
and
can never grow in a jealous heart.

~Author Unknown