Love SMS Messages - Pain iS SuCh An

You’re There For Me When I’m Lost

You’re There For Me At Every Cost

You’re There For Me Through Snow And Rain


You’re There For Me When I’m In Pain

You’re There For Me To Heal My Cut

You’re There For Me No Matter What

You’re There For Me Like An Angel From Above

To Watch Over Me And Teach Me How To Love

Funny SMS Messages - U.S.A ne bridge

Aapki Aur Aapki Poori Family Ki Next Week

Hamare Ghar Daawat Hai...

Ammi To Mana Kar Rahi Thin K

Aatta Chawal Gosht Sab

Mehenge Ho Gaye Hain...

Magar Maine Unse Kaha K

Aane Wala Apna Rizq

Saath Le Kar Aata Hai...

To Apna Khana Saath Le Kar

Aana Waise Hum

Log Biryani Shoq Se Khate Hain...OK...

Funny SMS Messages - "Mujhe Dhundo"fu

Larki Pehli Baar Larke k Saath Uski Car Main Drive Par Nikli

Wo Ek Sunsaan Road Se Guzarne Lage Tou

LAki Ne Poocha :

‘’Kia Tum Sirf Ek Haath Se Drive Ker sakte Ho ?’’

Larka Khushi Se Bola : Haan Haan Kion Nahi . . .

Larki : Theek Hai , Ye Lo Tissue Paper Aur Apni Naak Saaf Kerlo

Funny SMS Messages - wife was about to

Shaadi Ke Pehle Aur Baad

Shaadi ke pehle - Agar Tum Na Hote :(

Shaadi ke baad - Agar Tum Na Hote :)

Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya :)

Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya? :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai :)

Shaadi ke baad - Kuch Nahi Hota Hai :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Dil To Pagal Hai :)


Shaadi ke baad - Dil To Pagal Tha :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye :)

Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge :)

Shaadi ke baad - Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi :)

Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Kuwara Baap :)

Shaadi ke baad - Bechara Baap :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Titanic :)


Shaadi ke baad - Mortgage :(

Funny SMS Messages - Suno gaur se PEPSI walo,

Beemar shohar:

MuJhe Janwron k doctor k pass le Jao..

Biwi: Wo kiun..?

Shohar: Roz subah ''Murghe ki trah uth jata hun,

''Ghore ki trah bhag k ofice jata hun,

ghaday ki trah kaam krta

hun,

Ghar aa k sub par kutte ki trah bhonkta hun,

Aur

Raat ko ''Bhains k sath so jata hun..

Funny SMS Messages - Shakila: Kal

Police wale ne carwale ko roka- "yeh suraksha week hai. Aap belt pehn
kar car chala rahe hain, isliye aapko Rs 5,000 ka inaam
dia jata hai. aap is inaam ka kya karoge ?"

car driver- "mein iss inaam se apna driving license banwaunga"

pichli seat par baithi uski maa boli- "iski bat ka yakin mat karo.
ye sharab pi kr kuch b bolta hai."

uske papa bole- "muje pata tha ki chori ki car me
hm zyada dur nhi ja payenge."

Tabhi dikki se awaz ayi-
"bhai hmne border par kar lia kya ?.............. "

Love SMS Messages - Kaash main teri haseen Ankhon ka kajal hota.

Hath baloon main phairay to main so jaun ga.

Koi kissa wo sunaye to main so jaun ga.

Us se kehna k mujay neend ai ati.

Apni bahoon main sulaye to main so jaun ga.

Meri palkon per sajay hain kaye ratoon k diay .

Koi palkoon se bujaye to main so jaun ga .

Akhri sans mjay moka de de zara .

Bad ki Bad main daikhain gay us se kaho.

Aj ki raat aa jaye to main so jaun ga.

Friendship SMS Messages - Zindagi mein hamesha

I’m crying,

The tears are slowly going,

I’ve got a problem,

I can find a way out,

I’ve got a friend.

My friend has got a friend.

I’m a friend with my friend.

A friend is not a friend,


Without a friend,

That’s my friend,

My friend,

Who’s got a friend.

Funny SMS Messages - kia tm ne pehly b kbi jail kati ha

Boy; I love you
tum dunya ki sab sy khobsort larki ho

Girl;acha par tumhary pechy mujh sy bhe khobsort larki khari hy
Boy; mor k pechy dekhta hy par wahan koi ni hota
Girl;agr tum sach mein mujh sy payar karty to tm kabhi pechy na dekhty i hate you
Moral
Moral woral kuch ni bs bachi zara taiz nikli
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Par msg abhi baqi hy mery 2st
Boy;chalo jese tumhari marzi,magar ab ye diamond ring mai kisko dunga
Girl;lo!! ab mai apne janu se mazak bhi ni kar sakti.

Funny SMS Messages - A fat girl is waiting

Police wale ne carwale ko roka- "yeh suraksha week hai. Aap belt pehn
kar car chala rahe hain, isliye aapko Rs 5,000 ka inaam
dia jata hai. aap is inaam ka kya karoge ?"

car driver- "mein iss inaam se apna driving license banwaunga"

pichli seat par baithi uski maa boli- "iski bat ka yakin mat karo.
ye sharab pi kr kuch b bolta hai."

uske papa bole- "muje pata tha ki chori ki car me
hm zyada dur nhi ja payenge."

Tabhi dikki se awaz ayi-
"bhai hmne border par kar lia kya ?.............. "

Funny SMS Messages - who let you get on t

Motivational Thought

In 1980, IDBI bank rejected loan for Mukesh Ambani(world''s richest man)

In 2008, Mukesh Ambani decided to buy IDBI bank

This shows that nothing is impossible

Now in 2009, Citi bank rejected loan for me

But in 2020, I''m planning to...

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Apply 4 loan again. :-)

Funny SMS Messages - ''Teri be-Rukhi ka shikwa main kis sy karon Dost.. .

A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet

Hi, how r u?

he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?

well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?

No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.

There is an idiot in other toilet who is

answering my questions.. ;->

Funny SMS Messages - . . . . . Thinking About Me

"Aap Ki Kahani

Humarai Zabani"

Aap k Paas Dimagh Hy

Chalta Nhi Wo Alag

Baat Hy

Aap Smart Hyn,

Koi Manta Nhi Alag

Baat Hy

Aap Ameer Hyn,

Kanjus Hyn Wo Alag


Baath Hy

Aap Shareef Hyn,

Laagte Nhi Wo Alag

Baat Hy

Aap Paas Cell Fone Hy

Call Nhi Krte Alag

Baat Hy

Kafi Izzat Hy Aap Ki

Koi Krta Nhi Ye Alag

Baat Hy ... ;-

Funny SMS Messages - Q:College me ladkiyon ke kitne nam hote hai ?

1 Memon se marny k Baad farishty ne Pucha:

''''koi naiki ki thi Duniya mein?

Memon: "haan aik faqeer ko 1 Rupiya dia tha, 1 Masjid mein 1 lota Rakhwaya tha, 1 Hospital ko 5 Rupay diye thay, farishtay ne kaha,

Ye lay apne 6 Rupay, Lota Pakarr aur Dozakh mein chal Shabash.

Funny SMS Messages - peshawar ki police

Aik Bv ne apny Naraz Shohar ko msg Bheja (pora parhna)

Zara jo door jaty ho,

Tab ehsas hota hai

k baqi kuch nhi rehta

Mere jevan k angan main

Meri khushion k daman main

Tere bin kuch nhi rahta

Udasi Chahee rahti hai

Sapne Adhuray se lagte hain

Din Sadion se lagte hain

In Ankhon ki jalti lo Madhm parne lagti hai

Umeden marne lagti hain

Tere hathon se mere hath

Achank choot jate hain

Mere Armaan Roty hain

Tujhe awaz dete hain

Tujhe wapas Bulate hain

Suno Laot Aao na

Suno Laot Aao Na

Neez (: Aaty howy tandoor sy 15 Rotiyan Lety aana)

Love SMS Messages - When I Was Walkin

What I Enjoy Is Your Company, Being Near You, Being Togather.

What I Need Is Time With You, Show Me You Care, Let Me Care For You, Let Me Know I''m Important To you.

I''ll Be Sure You Know How Important You Are To me, All I Need Is You , You To Love me , As I Love U

Friendship SMS Messages - Any Friend Can Say

Mustakil is jahan main tum bhi nahin.

Mustakil is jahan main hum bhi nahin.

Na musarrat hi mustakil hai yahan.

Mustakil is jahan main Ghum bhi nahin.

Phir adawat hi mustakil hi kyoun ho.

Aao kuch is tarha na ker dekhen.


In andheron main roshni ker lain.

Aao Dosti ker lain.

Aao Dosti ker lain.

Funny SMS Messages - Neend jab b mujhe

Question paper in year 2020:

Q.1


Name the cities of PAKISTAN where electricity is found.

Q.2

How does sugar taste?Explain in ur own words.

Q.3

Draw a neat n labelled diagram of a suicide jacket.

Q.4

In ancient times, what was PETROL used for?Support ur answer with examples.

Q.5

Write the complete name of PAKISTAN.

Q.6


Explain principle n working of a Drone... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - I know U R So-So-So -B-U-S-Y

Future Mein Price List Is Tarha Ho Gi,

Chawal 1 Rupay K 2 Danay,

Daal 50 Paisay Ki 4 Danay,

Oil 10 Rupay Ka 2 Drop,

Doodh 2 Rupay Ka 1 Qatra,

List K Neeche 1 Zaruri Note Bhi Likha Hoga Kay Jo Bhi Yeh Sab Cheezein Khareede Ga Usay Asli Desi Ghee Ki Khushboo Muft Soonghnay Ko Milay Gi.

Funny SMS Messages - Santa found answer to the

Dekhte Hi Dekhte Kya Zamana Agaya,

K Har Kisi k Hath Me Mobile Aa gaya,

JisNe Kabhi Larki Na PataYi Ho''''BABU'''',

Wo Gandu b Date Maar k Aa gaya,

Bari Aag Lagti Hay Us Waqt dimagh Me,

Koi Kahe k Teri Bachi Ka Number Mere Pas Aa gaya,

Ye Ajab zaleel panay Ka Part Hy''''BABU'''',

Pehle 100 Ka Card Aata Tha Ab EasyLoad b Aa gaya,

Ab Poori Raat Sirf Ek Rupay Me Baat,

Saare TharkiYo Ko Ye Package Pasand Agaya;-

Love SMS Messages - khayal ko kisi aaha

“V spend energy in chasing illusion of happiness

instead of enjoying happiness in d moment..”

“The virtue of true love is not finding d perfect person,

but loving imperfect person perfectly.”

“Love doesn’t have happy ending coz, it simply doesn’t end..!”

Funny SMS Messages - Santa Ko Ek Bar

Several Women Appeared In Court, Eah Accusing The Other Of The Trouble In The Flat Where They Lived . . .

The Judge Called For Orderly Testimony . . .

''''I''ll Hear The Oldest First'''' He Decreed. . .

The Case Was Closed For Lack Of Evidence. . . :p ;->

Funny SMS Messages - There was a couple.

Ek Aurat


Mahir-e-Nafsiyat k Pas

Gai Aur Kehne Lagi:

"Me Apne Chote Bete

Ki Waja Se Bht

Pareshan Hn, Wo Mitti

k Laddu Bna Bna k

Khata Hy"

Doctor:"Fikr Ki Baat

Nhi, Bara Hoga Tou

Khud Hi Adat Chooth


Jayegi"

Aurat:"Dr. Koi Fori Elaaj

Bataye''n Wrna Mere

Bete KI Dono Biwia''n Ro

Ro k Pagal Ho Jaye''n

Gi " ;->

Funny SMS Messages - After "Engagement

A brand new love story......

In theatres this august..

Starring:

George W Bush

Condoleezza Rize

Tony Blair

Pamela Anderson

Special guest appearance:

Bill Clinton

&

Introducing the villain - Osama Bin Laden..

Music by Gen Pervez Reshamiya..

Item number by Monica lewinsky..

Khabi Al-Qaeda Na Kehna.. :d

Funny SMS Messages - Sardar: Kal Meno 9 Aadmian Ne Kuttia

The most funniest newz in todays current affairz. . . . . .

The shoe thrown at bush by muntazir Zaidi happenz

to be made of sialkot, pakistan. . .

So President Bush Security Team haz Suspected

Pakistan to be part of da event. . .

A team of Specialst will soon

Vist Sialkot for further investigationz . . . .

Funny SMS Messages - 1 chutki NASWAR

"veer

jahan bhi msg krunga 5-10 msg ek sath bhej dunga

"wanted"

ek baar jo mene "sms" KRNA shuru kr diya to

uske baad to mai apne "balance" ki bhi nhi sochta.. "dabbang" hum tumhare mobile me itne sms krenge ki confuse ho jaoge ki konsa padhe or konsa delete kre."ready"duniya me tumhe sab se zyada msg sirf 3 log karenge:i,me, and myself.."body guard" mujh par ek ehsaan KRNA mere msg mujhe re send mat KRNA...

Funny SMS Messages - There are many brave men

''Memon ka beta:


abbu 2 Rps do na

Abbu:nahi dunga

Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga

Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao

Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D

Moral :

Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?

LIBRA SUNAAR''

Funny SMS Messages - Santa-jab meri nayi nayi shadi hui thi

When I was younger I hated going to weddings ... it seemed that all of my

aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the

ribs and cackling, telling me, ''You''re next.''

They stopped that stuff after I started doing the same thing to them at

funerals..... :d

Funny SMS Messages - peshawar NDRA

Boy Frnd,Girl Frnd Sim Conection K Hisab Se

Jazz B/F:Hello Darling

Lrki:Or Sunao

U.Föne B/F:Kia Tmhre Dil Me,Me Hun

Lrki:Tum Hi To Ho

Zong B/F:Tmhe Chand Kahun Phul Kahun


Lrki:Sub Keh Do

Tlnr B/F:Kya Hr Lrki Bewfa Hy

Lrki:Yhi Hy Dhun Sb Ki

Warid B/F Tmne Acha Nhi Kra.

Lrki:Dekha Kya Hota Hy When U Zem It.

Funny SMS Messages - Ek Kanjoos Aadmi

1 chutki

NASWAR

ki qemat tum kya jano

Pathan k sr ka taj hoti hai1 chtki

NASWARH

ar pan ki dukan pe aam hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Sasti se sasti or mehngi se mehngi hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Difrent green color main dastiab hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Har jaga beth kr lagai jasakti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Nashe ki shuruat hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Plastic & rubber band ka sath hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Pathan ki pukar

Khane ko tayyarAur kuch nahin bas1 chtki NASWAR ;->

Funny SMS Messages - wo khush ikhlaqi

A boy goes to his dads friend late nite,he is told to sleep in baby''s room,but he refused n slept in TV lounge to avoid baby kid.Next morning he saw a young,charming n very pretty girl on the breakfast table.The boy asked,who r u?

Im the baby,n u?

Mai ullu ka pattha!

Sad SMS Messages - Manzelain bhi uski thi

Manzelain bhi uski thi

Manzelain bhi uski thi, rasta bhi uska tha
Ek mai akela tha qafila bhi us ka tha
Sath sath chalney ki soch bhi uski thi
Phir rasta badalny ka faisla bhi uska tha
Aaj kion akela hon, Dil sawal karta hai
Log tu usi ke tay, kia Khuda bhi uska tha

Love SMS Messages - Top law of love

Kuch Dur Hamare Sath Chalo

Hum Dil Ki Kahani Keh Dain Ge

Samjhe Na Jise Tum Ankhon Se

Woh Bat Zubani Keh Dain Ge

Pholun Ki Tarah Jab Hounton Pe

Ek Shokh Tabassum Bikhre Ga

Dheere Se Tumhare Kanoun Mein

Ek Baat Purani Keh Dain Ge

Izhare-E-Wafa Tum Kia Jano

Iqrar-E-Wafa Tum Kia Jano


Hum Zikr Karain Ge Ghairun Ka

Aur Apni Kahani Keh Dain Ge

Funny SMS Messages - Doc 2 Patient :

Mobile bana hai har larki ki shan

Call kr k larkon ko karti hain ye pareshan

MISSBELL or Sms kr k kehti hain meri jaan

Teri awaz sunne ko tarastey hain mere kaan

12 boyfrnd bana kr akarti hain pehalwan

Apni frndz ko hr raaz bata kr karti hain heran

Kehti hain larkon ko ullu banana hy buhat asan,

Hosh kar ay mere yaar ankhen khol k pehchan,

Mat aa in k chakkar me ye sab hain shetan,

Ab kisi ki call aaye To usko bolna G bhabi jaan.

Love SMS Messages - See there''s this

Tum raho hum se door to ik kaam kar jana
Kuch pal apne humare naam kar jana

Agar a jaye mout humain tere aane se pehle
To a kar mere janaze ka ehteram kar jana

Na rona isqadar ke takleef ho humain
Mout ko bhi mazak samajh kar anjaan ban jana

Main ek din so jaon ga sada ke liye,
Phir mujhe bewafa keh ke badnaam kar jana

Jo guzro meri qabar se to nazrain na phairna
Mehman he ban ke Dua salam kar jana

Friendship SMS Messages - Light, Love, and Laughter

Mustakil is jahan main tum bhi nahin.

Mustakil is jahan main hum bhi nahin.

Na musarrat hi mustakil hai yahan.

Mustakil is jahan main Ghum bhi nahin.

Phir adawat hi mustakil hi kyoun ho.

Aao kuch is tarha na ker dekhen.


In andheron main roshni ker lain.

Aao Dosti ker lain.

Aao Dosti ker lain.

Funny SMS Messages - way gujra way way gujra way.

If money doesn''t grow den why do banks have branches?

WhY does a round Pizza come in a square box?

WhY doesn''t glue,Stick to its bottle?

WhY do U still call it building when its already built?

If its true that we are here to help others,what are others here for?

We are a Funny Bunch of people...........

Living in a seriously Funny World............. ;->

Love SMS Messages - New Version of I Love Walking in Rain..

Usai Pata Hai Mujse Intzar Nahi Hota
Phr B Karwata Hai
Usai Pata Hai Tanhai Achi Nahi Lagti
Phr B Chor K Chala Jata Hai
Usai Pata Hai Wo Mere Jism-O-Jan Main Basta Hai
Phr Bhi Wo Mujhe Bhul Jata Hai
Usai Pata Hai Muje Usai Mohabbat Hai
Phr Bhi Wo Muje Satata Hai
Khud To Yad Karta Hai
Jbi Usko Bhulana Chahun Wo Yad Aa Jata Hai
Wo Muje Bohat Satata Hai
Kbi Nafrat To Kbi Pyar Jatata Hai
Kehta Hai Dost Hai Hum
Phr Q Apni Mohbat Jatlata Hai
Wo Bohat Satata Hai
Izhar-E-Mohabat Main Wo Inkar Batlata Hai
Par Kehta Hai Wo Muje Bohat Chahta Hai
Jab Tanha Hota Hai Mere Pas Ata Hai
Muje Tanhaeyon Main Chor Jata Hai
Wo Muje Bohat Yad Ata Hai
Wo Muje Bohat Yad Ata Hai

Funny SMS Messages - Wen u propose a girl, itz Direct Marketing

1 EmPLoYeE 2 oThR: Ap k fAthEr kYa kRtAY ThAy?

2nd: G Wo Jootay Bnatay ThAy.

1st:UnhoOn nE TumhAin Mochi Kyun Na BnAya?

DöOsRa bUhAT shIrmIndA Hua

After A wHiLE2nd asKd 4m

1st:aP K fAThr KYA krtAY ThAY?

1st:Wo Ek ShareEf iNsaAN ThAY.

2nd:uNhoOn nE ApKO ShArif kYun nA BnAya?

Funny SMS Messages - Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium? Sardar: BA

1.Do you feel lazy to get up early in the morning ?

2.Does a book work as a sleeping pill?

3.Attend classes only for attendance?
...
4.see the calendar for holidays ?

5.cell in place of a pen ?

If the above is happening with u..
congratulations!

U r a perfect student ;-)

Love SMS Messages - L o v e Is What Make

Tumharay naam likhta hoon....!!

Tumharay naam likhta hoon...!!
Tumhare naam likhta hun,
Muhabbat aur khusboo ke,
Wafaon ke massarat ke,
Dhadakte dil ke wo nagme,
Jo insano ki dharti par,
Har eek mausam me gaye hain !

Tumhare naam likhta hun,
Akhuwat aur ulfat ke,
Sadakat aur azmat ke,
Wo phoolon jaise afsane,
Jo iss duniyan me logon ne,
Sune hain aur sunaye hain !

Funny SMS Messages - This is nOT msg endigz...

''Badtameez'' Friends are always ''bdtmz''.

They receive many msgs but they send ''ikka dukka'' msgs in a week.

Actually they r spacial kind of ''bgairat''.

They become more ''Dheet'' after a lot of ''baisti''.

They are bikhari infront of frndz. but very Sakhee 4 their girlfrnds n boyfrnds.

And they never eat ''SHARAM''. :-P