Love SMS Messages - Love is strong yet

Usai Pata Hai Mujse Intzar Nahi Hota
Phr B Karwata Hai
Usai Pata Hai Tanhai Achi Nahi Lagti
Phr B Chor K Chala Jata Hai
Usai Pata Hai Wo Mere Jism-O-Jan Main Basta Hai
Phr Bhi Wo Mujhe Bhul Jata Hai
Usai Pata Hai Muje Usai Mohabbat Hai
Phr Bhi Wo Muje Satata Hai
Khud To Yad Karta Hai
Jbi Usko Bhulana Chahun Wo Yad Aa Jata Hai
Wo Muje Bohat Satata Hai
Kbi Nafrat To Kbi Pyar Jatata Hai
Kehta Hai Dost Hai Hum
Phr Q Apni Mohbat Jatlata Hai
Wo Bohat Satata Hai
Izhar-E-Mohabat Main Wo Inkar Batlata Hai
Par Kehta Hai Wo Muje Bohat Chahta Hai
Jab Tanha Hota Hai Mere Pas Ata Hai
Muje Tanhaeyon Main Chor Jata Hai
Wo Muje Bohat Yad Ata Hai
Wo Muje Bohat Yad Ata Hai

Funny SMS Messages - which kind of keys c

"students Vs teacherz"..

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.

When We R in class, We R ''students'',

When They R in class, They R ''scholars''

When We corect Our writing, its ''overwritting'', when They corect their, its ''correction''

When We copy from otherz, We R ''cheaters'', when They copy, They R ''quotes''

When We joke in class, We R ''jokers'', when They joke, They R ''witty''

When We Don''T Do Our work On time, We R ''sluggish,''


When They Don''T Do, They R ''busy''

.

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Kya Ye khula TAZAAD Nhi?

Friendship SMS Messages - D se Dosti

Friends

A friend is someone we turn to

when our spirits need a lift,

A friend is someone we treasure


for our friendship is a gift.

A friend is someone who fills our lives

with beauty, joy, and grace

And makes the whole world we live in

a better and happier place...!!

Funny SMS Messages - Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,

New 2010

This authentical poem is written on tatti

by u better knows.

Kyun tatti tatti krti hai,

kyun lende pe tu mrti hai.

Ik bat muje btla de tu,

us Qabaz se kyun nai drti hai,

kea hota hai tatti mein,

tatti ki lga dun dheri,

mein barish kr dun tati ki,


jo tu ho jae meri ... =P ;->

Naughty SMS Messages - Nargis koi mamoli

Nargis koi mamoli

Nargis koi mamoli larki nahi

Us ne Multan se Matirc kia


karachi se F.A kia

Faisalabad se B.A kia

Islamabad se M.A kia

Fir ala taleem k liye 10 sall apni nani k pass Hira mandi rahein

Wo humhari Qom ka sirmaya hai

Us ko izat se milen or ihtram karen .

{ IDARA TAHAFZ-E-TaXi HAYAT PAKISTAN}.

Funny SMS Messages - To cry is to know that youre alive

To cry is to know that youre alive

To cry is to know that youre alive

But

My river of tears has run dry I never wanted to fool you

But

A cold heart is a dead heart And it feels like I''ve been buried alive by love


If I should die before I wake There ai''nt no one my soul to take If I wake before I die, rescue me with your smile. . .

Funny SMS Messages - Q) Why did Kareena leave Shahid ???

''Gujranwala agr pyara na hota

Gulshan Iqbal Park ka nizara na hota

Bypass pr ishara na hota

Sialkoti drwazy ka shara na hota

Pace pr janay ka mode dobara na hota

Bashir k dal chawal ka swad krara na hota

sb Sattelite Town Girls Collage ka ksoor hai

wrna Gujranwala ka koi larrka aawara na hota("

Geo Gujranwala''

Funny SMS Messages - Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?

Newspaper Men Advertisement Aayi Hamare Pas Aisi Product Hai,

Jisko Pehan Kar Aap Pori Dunya Ko Dekh Sakte Hain,

Magar Aapko Koi Nahi Dekh Sakta.

Price 10,000 + Free Home Delivery

1 Shakhs Ne Ads Parhte Hi 10,000 Rs. Bheje.

Kuch Dino Bad TCS Wala 1 Packet Le Kar Aaya.

Us Shaks Ne Jaldi Jaldi Parsel Khola To Andar Se Ek

"BURQA" Nikla. :-)

Funny SMS Messages - pathan and dost

A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet

Hi, how r u?

he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?

well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?

No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.

There is an idiot in other toilet who is

answering my questions.. ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Sharabi Knocks The Door Of His Hom

Shohar aur Bivi mein narazgi ki waja se baat cheet band thi,

Ek subha shohar ko zaruri kaam se jana tha to usne raat ko kagaz pe likh diya "MUJHE SUBHA 5 BAJE UTHANA "aur bivi k takiye k pas rakh diya.

Subha 8 baje utha to dekha k uske oopar boht se kagaz pare thy aur un pe likha tha "UTH JAYEN 5 BAJ GAYE HAIN"

Love SMS Messages - If Yur Heart Miss

"Parveen Shakir"

Hoon To Khafa Us SE,
Per Janay Phir B Kiyn...?

Na Chaah Kar Bhi Us Ko Chahna Acha Lagta Hai...

Haqeeqat Se Hoon Dhoor,
Ye Mujh Ko Hai Pata...

Per Jaan K Anjaan Rehna Acha Lagta Hai...

Qaayel Nahi Main Ronay Ki Phir B Kabhi Kabhi...

Tanhai Main Kuch Dair Rona Acha Lagta Hai...

Tu MERA Tha,
Tu MERA Hai,
Tu MERA Rahay Ga...

Kuch Pal Is Khawab Mein Khona Acha Lagta Hai....!!

Funny SMS Messages - If u r inteligentAns these

Jis jis bhai nay apna fitrana daina ho wo

in companies sa rabta karain.

Zong: "Sb hamain he do"

Ufone: "Tm b tou do"

Mobilink: "Fitrany per no samjhota"

Telenor: "fitarana hai dhun sub ki"

You know yeh bechari yateem companies fitrana,balance check karny per


12 paisay ke soorat ma lay rahin hain.

So roz balance check karo aur in

yateem, maskeen companies ko fitrana do.

From... PappU ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - ThE iMpOrTaNcE oF

Light, Love, and Laughter...

A friend is light,

bright enough to conquer

the darkness of broken heart,

bringing sunshine to the soul,


making the whole world seem bright and hopeful.

A friend is love,

a special blessing from above,

bringing warmth to a heart grown cold,

making life a grand and exciting adventure.

A friend is laughter,

a gift of joy,

leaving behind a smile

and erasing all traces of woe,

making everything seem shiny and new.

Funny SMS Messages - Patient (Wakeel):

''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

"They''ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.

"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."''

Funny SMS Messages - A Boy Sat On A Train

b4 Marriage....

He: Yes ! Atleast It Was So Hard 2 Wait

She: Do U Want Me 2 Leave???

He: Don''t Even Think Abt t...!!!

She: Do U Love Me...???

He: Offcourse Over & Over

She: Have U Ever Cheated On Me...???

He: No... Y R U Asking ???

She: Will U Kiss Me...???

He: Every Chance I Get..

She: Will U Hit Me...???

He; Are U Crazy... I''m Not That Kind Of Person

She: Can I Trust U....??

He: Yes...

She: Darling....

After Marriage....

Simply Read From Bottom To To... U''ll Know De Answers... ;->

Love SMS Messages - love ali ja

Love has no desire but to fulfill itself.

But if you love and must needs have desires, let these be your desires;

To melt and be like a running brook that sings its melody to the night.

To know the pain of too much tenderness.

To be wounded by your own understanding of love;

And to bleed willingly and joyfully.

Love SMS Messages - THE SPACE BETWEEN

Usai Pata Hai Mujse Intzar Nahi Hota
Phr B Karwata Hai
Usai Pata Hai Tanhai Achi Nahi Lagti
Phr B Chor K Chala Jata Hai
Usai Pata Hai Wo Mere Jism-O-Jan Main Basta Hai
Phr Bhi Wo Mujhe Bhul Jata Hai
Usai Pata Hai Muje Usai Mohabbat Hai
Phr Bhi Wo Muje Satata Hai
Khud To Yad Karta Hai
Jbi Usko Bhulana Chahun Wo Yad Aa Jata Hai
Wo Muje Bohat Satata Hai
Kbi Nafrat To Kbi Pyar Jatata Hai
Kehta Hai Dost Hai Hum
Phr Q Apni Mohbat Jatlata Hai
Wo Bohat Satata Hai
Izhar-E-Mohabat Main Wo Inkar Batlata Hai
Par Kehta Hai Wo Muje Bohat Chahta Hai
Jab Tanha Hota Hai Mere Pas Ata Hai
Muje Tanhaeyon Main Chor Jata Hai
Wo Muje Bohat Yad Ata Hai
Wo Muje Bohat Yad Ata Hai

Funny SMS Messages - In battle Sardar g

Some Interesting Oneliners:

*If u cannot change ur mind,r u sure u hav one


;)

*If u cant convince them,confuse them

:)

*I couldnt repair ur brakes,so i made ur horn louder

;)

*The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it

:)

*In a country ov free speech,why r there phone bills?

:)

*Smile,it makes people wonder what u r thinkin


;)

*The light at the end ov the tunnel may be an incomin train

:)

Funny SMS Messages - Girlfriend: And are you sure

''1BOY APNI DOR KI ANTI K GHAR GYA.

USY KAFI DAIR HO GAI,ANTI NE KHA BETA AJ TM GUDDO K PAS SO JAO.

BOY;RHNY DAIN MAIN BAHIR SOFY

PR HI SO JATA HON.

NEXT MORNING AK KHUBSORST GIRL

CHAYE LAI,

BOY; TM KON HO,

GIRL;MAIN GUDDO

AP KON?


BOY;MAIN ULLU DA PTHA.

HA.......''

Funny SMS Messages - Imran Hashmi On Cosmatic Shop

Agr English Movies Pakistani Produce krtae to un kae nam Khch youn Hotae

1. Cliff Hanger: Latak''da Gujjar

2. Superman: Udan aala Gujjar

3. Men in Black: Kala Gujjar

3. Rambo : Khooni Gujjar

4. Revenge: Gujjar da inteqaam

5. Spiderman: Jaaley aala Gujjar

6. Evil Dead: Gujjar di Moat.. :p ;->

Love SMS Messages - tum ko bhul jain

Uss k honton ka tabassum rahay qayaim “YA RUB”

Uss k jeevan main khushiyon ka basaira ker day…

Tu meri “KARB” ki raaton ko bhalay khatam na ker,

Uss ke her shaam k aakhir mai “SAWAIRA” ker day.

Uss k “DIL” k kisi konay main jaga day mujh ko…

Uss ki “AANKHON” ko meray sapnon say khaira ker day

Yeh meray dil ki dua hay “MERA MOLA SUN LAY”…

Saaaari duniya say chupa ker “USSAY MERA KER DAY”

Love SMS Messages - kiya zaruri hay kay

Tumharay naam likhta hoon....!!

Tumharay naam likhta hoon...!!
Tumhare naam likhta hun,
Muhabbat aur khusboo ke,
Wafaon ke massarat ke,
Dhadakte dil ke wo nagme,
Jo insano ki dharti par,
Har eek mausam me gaye hain !

Tumhare naam likhta hun,
Akhuwat aur ulfat ke,
Sadakat aur azmat ke,
Wo phoolon jaise afsane,
Jo iss duniyan me logon ne,
Sune hain aur sunaye hain !

Funny SMS Messages - Subha shaam teri Yaad aave hai,

Mian ßivi Apny ßachy k ly Robot ly Ay

Jo ß Jhot ßolta Us k Thapr Marta

§on:Abu Aj Ma ßemar Ho §chol Nai Jao Ga

çhataakh!

ßap:Tm Ny Jhot ßola?

Ma Jb Tmary Jitna Tha kbi Jhot Ni ßolta Tha

çhataakh!

Mom(kichen §y):

kia Hoa?

ßap:?e çhinto ßoht Jhot ßolta Hy

Mom:Zahir Hy Apka ßeta Hy

Chatakh!

Funny SMS Messages - Kabi Kabi Dil

An old man tottered into a lawyer''s office and asked for help in arranging a divorce. "A divorce?" asked the unbelieving lawyer. "Tell me, how old are you?"

"I''m eighty-four, " answered the old man.

"Eighty-four! And how old is your wife?"

"My wife is eighty-one. "

"My, my," said the lawyer, "And how long have you been married?"

"Next September we will complete sixty-two years."

"Married for sixty-two years?! Why would you want a divorce now?"

"Because," the man answered calmly, "enough is enough."

Funny SMS Messages - KanJoOs Msg kAr Nahin To

Japnese guy visitd Pakistan & took taxi 2 go 2 friend''s house.

On the way,

Toyota pased by.

He told the driver:

Toyota, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

Honda passed.

He again:

Honda, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

for Prado,

He again gave same compliment.

Taxi Driver got angry.

When reached the destination,

Taxi driver:

Rs.4,000 Please.

Japnese:Wht?

So much this is.

The angry drivr replied:

Txi meter

Made in Pakistan run fast ;->

Love SMS Messages - Being visible n

Jaise chahte hain hum unhe,

vo bhi humein chahein to kya baat hogi !

Paane ka armaan to hai,

bin maange mil jaaye to kya baat hogi !

Is dil mein pyaar hai kitna,

vo jaan le to kya baat hogi !

Humne manga hai unhe khuda se,

vo bhi humhe maang le to kya baat hogi

Funny SMS Messages - Is sard mosam me tumhara sath ho

This poem was nominated 4 best poem of 2005,

written by an African child:

When i born, i black.

When i grow up, i black. When i go in sun, i black.

When i get cold i black. When i scared, i black. When i sick, i black & when i die, i still black.

And u White fellas:

When u born, u pink. When u grow up, u white. When u go in sun, u red. When u cold, u blue. When u scared, u yellow. When u sick, u green. When u die, u grey,

But u call me colored . . . ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - Friendship Is Like

Friendship is not something that is

written on paper,

because paper can be torn.

It is neither something that can be

written on a rock,

for even a rock can break. But

It is written on the heart of a


person,

and it stays there forever.

Birthday wishes and blessings are

coming your way, my friend!

Funny SMS Messages - Zindagi Me Kamiyaab Honay K Do Asool :

Mother''s Quote

Thomas Edison''s Mother:

"Of course Im

Proud Tht U Inventd

Electric Bulb. Nw Turn

It Off & Get 2 Bed"

Albert Einstein''s"

"Its Ur Senior Picture,

Can''t U Do Someting


Abt Ur Hair?

Styling Gel, Mousse

Something?"

Abraham Lincoln''s:

"Agn Wid d Stovepipe Hat?

Can''t U Just Wear A Baseball

Cap Like The Othr Kids ?"

Michelangelo''s:

"Cant U Paint On Walls

Like Other Kids? Do


U''ve Any Idea How Hard

It Is 2 Get Tht Stuff

Off d Ceiling "

Funny SMS Messages - Chiragh Le Kar Bhi Dhondo Gy.

A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !

Funny SMS Messages - dinner should be light

Teacher: Beta Insan Ki Kitni Maa''ye Hoti Hain?

Student: 4

Teachr: Kon Kon C ........?

Student:

1 Wo Maa Jis Ne Paida Kia

1 Wo Maa Jis Ne Parhna Sikhaya

1 Hamari Dharti Maa,

Ar 1 Wo Jo Ammi Jaan Raat Ko Kehtin Hain,

"AY RAAT DE 2 VAJE KERI MAA DE NAAL GALAN KRNA PEYA AIN" ;->

Love SMS Messages - tum meri soch ho

Mohabbat "Khawab" Hoti Hai!

Mohabbat "Baat" Hoti Hai!

Jo Koi Pooch Baithey To!

Mohabbat "Raaz" Hoti Hai!

Machalti Hui Umangoon Ka!

Suhana Saath Hoti Hai..

Jo Koi Dhoondna Chahye To!


To Yeh Nayab Hoti Hai..

Ghammoon Ki Dhool Hai Shayad!

Chamakti Raat Hai Shayad!

Kisi Ki Yaad Hai Shayad!

Mohabbat Pur Sakoon Bhi Hai!

Magar Betaab Hoti Hai!

Agar Mill Na Sakey To Phir!

"AZAAB-E-JAAN"

Hoti Hai!

Funny SMS Messages - One persn asks to another

Make a wish and give it wings

Dreams of bright and beautiful things

Dance through all the fun filld hours

Don''t forget to smell the flowers

Share some love and birthday cake

All life joys are yours to take

And when evening comes to view

Thanks ur lucky stars you are you

. . . HaPpY bIrThDaY. . .

Funny SMS Messages - Boy Friend:

How Paki''s professors speak English:

*don’t dare talk in front of my back!

*both of u three get out of the class!

*y r u so late……say yes or no!

*take 5cm wire of length!!

*all of u stand in a straight circle!


*quiet…..the principal jst passed away!

*I hav 2 daughters both of them are girls.........

Funny SMS Messages - U r a nice person…

Rail ke dabbey mein ye qissaa huaa

ek bachchaa zor se rone lagaa

maa ne samajhaane kii koshish kii bahot

us ko bahalaane kii koshish kii bahot

thak ke aaKhir loriiyaan gaane lagii


bijaliyaan kaano par barasaane lagii

das minute tak loriiyaan jab vo gaa chukii

til-milaa kar bol uthaa ek aadmii..

"Behanjii, itnaa karam ab kiijiiye

loriyan bend kiijiiye or is bachche ko rone diijiiye!"

Funny SMS Messages - Football Main Kitni Side hOti Hyn

New Student Remix Of Amplifier:

KaAliyan bariyan we paper nu me laawa,

Speed me 220 di likhaan,

Teacher de saamne me nai rukda,

Em a night writer,

Rem0vAan maAr mar paper nu chehk kad da,

Sarey bchey takde we ki hogaya,

Lagda we aj mera paper hogaya,


Un nu me puchda,

Ni paper sada le ja ni jattiye,

Ni dur isey le ja we ariye,

Ni teacher tu meri, meri, Mein tera student dent.

Funny SMS Messages - police wala thanay mein ek mul

I Got Zero Marks in Exam.

So Check the Paper and Tell me I am right Na!

Q.1 What is Formula of Water?

Ans: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O (H to O).

Q.2 Till When 2nd World War was Fought?

Ans: From page 115 to page 120.

Q.3 Who Was Bhagat Singh?


Ans: Ajay Davegan, Bobby Deol.

Now Tel Me Who is Wrong,

Me or Teacher?:-)

Funny SMS Messages - Cheese is Cheese

Wo haseena wo neelam pari

Hui thi election main khari

Pata nahin kahan se goli chali

Ho gaye musibat khari

Jane kya kya hua

Samjhayon main yeh ab kis kis ko

Dil main mere haiDard-e-Bhutto

Dard-e-Bhutto

Dard-e-Bhutto

Dil main mere hai

Dard-e-Bhutto

Dard-e-Bhutto

Dard-e-Bhutto

Funny SMS Messages - Sharabi ne Doctor

Uthamam dadadath padham,

.

.

.

madiam padham thuchuk thuchuk,

kanishtam thur thuria padham,

sur suri paranag ghatgum... =P

In sh0rt,

Poooooon... ;->

Uthamam dadadath padham,

.

.

.

madiam padham thuchuk thuchuk,

kanishtam thur thuria padham,

sur suri paranag ghatgum... =P

In sh0rt,

Poooooon... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Kareena Ne

1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.

Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.


Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,

Memon ne phir khoon dia.

Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,

Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?

Arbi:Munna…!!

Ab hamarey ander bhi memono ka khoon dor raha hay:)

Funny SMS Messages - Your Mark Sheet Has Just Arrived .

1 pathan 12 floor pe office me betha tha

1 admi aya or bola,Gul Khan tmhari beti bhag gayi


Ye sunte hi pthan ne 12 floor se jump lagadi

Niche girte waqt10th flor pr yad aya k hmara to koi beti hi nhi,5th flor pr yad aya k hmari to abi shadi hi ni hue or gir kr yad aya k hmara name to GUL KHAN hi nhi hy..

Funny SMS Messages - jab tum umeed se

Modern Dictionary:

*Muhbt:Jske Dam Se Restaurants Abad Hain.

*Talib-E-Ilm:Mustqbl Ka Be Rozgar Tabqa.

*Parda:Jse Khawaten Khirki Pe Dalti Hain.

*Kitab:Wqt Zaya Krne Ka Zaria.

*Dil:Bgher Operation K B Ksi Ko Dye Jaskte Hain.

*College: Tafre Gah,

*University: Lover Se Milne Ki Jagah... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - nurse mubarak ho a

Musharaf: Agar mey Plane sey 1000 ka note phenkoon, to?

Adviser: Aik Pakistani ka bhala hoga.

Musharaf: Agar 500 k 2 note, to?

Adviser: 2 ka bhala hoga.

:-) Musharaf: Agar 100 k 10 note, to???

:-m

Advider: Is tarah to 10 ka bhala hoga magar aap jump laga do to poorey Pakistan ka bhala hoga...!

Funny SMS Messages - A Teacher lecturing on population –

''Chalo dekhen faraz naya saal mere muqaddar me kya laya hai,


pichle saal kamino ne mera bohot record lagaya hai,

shair koi bhi ho naam mera lagaya hai,

kambakhaton ko na taras mere naam pe aya hai,

ab to koi apne bachay ka naam faraz nahi rakhe ga,

sunne me to ye ailan bhi aya hai,

dusre mulk walon ko bhi hairan karwaya hai,

faraz kon sa ajooba hai or pakistanio ne kahan se paya hai,

Itna mashoor to kisi ka baap bhi na tha,

star nahi kamino ne mujhe superstar banaya hai"''