Friendship SMS Messages - Dosti Yaqeen Pe

Assalamu''Alaikum

I told GOD let all my freinds be healthy & happy forever!

GOD said:But for 4 days only!

I said:Yes, let them be a Spring day,Autumn day,Summer day & Winter day!

GOD said:No. 3 days!

I said:Yes, Yesterday,Today&2mrw!

GOD said:No. 2 days!

I said:Yes,a Bright day (Day Time) and Dark day (Night Time)!

GOD said:No.Just 1 day!

I said:Yes!

GOD asked:Which day?

I said:Everyday!

GOD said:U realy know how to negotiate.but since u are praying & asking happiness for ur friends,I can''t refuse.

I love everyone who thinks of others 1st,so dont u worry.

All ur friends wil b happy everyday ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Shahrukh Khan kaunsa

EK Pathan Ofice K 25th Flor Pe Tha

Ek Aadmi Bola : “Dolat Khan Tumhari Beti Ghar Se Bhaag Gayi Hai. . . “

Ye Sunte Hii Usne 25th Floor Se Jump Laga Di

Girte Huey 15th FLor Pe Usay Yaad Aaya Us Ki Koi Beti Nahi Hy

10th Flor Pe Yaad Aaya K Uski SHaadi Nahi Hui


Aur 1st Floor Pe Yaad Aaya K Us Ka Naam DOlat Khaan Nahi Hai . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Mehfil Sji thi, Sms ka tha dor,

Tumhar msg ka intzar rehta hai

subajh sham dil beqrar rehta har

koi joke, koi shair, koi kahani bhejo

tum se rabta karne ko dil lagatar rehta hai

hoti hai khushi mil jaye jo msg tumhara

dair ho jaye, Ji sogawar rehta hai

teray her lafz se roshni photti hai

teray her khayal pe mujhe ikhtiar rehta hai

ab to mushkil hai is package se bachna

10 rupes loan "U" walon ka aksar udhar rehta hai . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - A Great Thinker Once Said

Man ask to GOD- whats love?


God said- Go To the garden & get the most beautiful flower.

Man returned empty handed & told that I founded the most beautiful flower but I kept walking in hope of a better one. And then I realised I ignored the best

one. I went back but could not find it there.

GOD said- This is love. U dont value it when u have it but repent when u lose it.

So never let ur love go!!

Funny SMS Messages - 1 billi 1 sheikh k g

A junior in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said :
Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !......
Boss shouted : do you know whom you're talking to?!!!!!!
... Junior: no!
Boss: i'm the boss of this office.
Junior(in the same tone): & do u know whom you're talking to?
Boss: no!
Junior: thank God.(and disconnected the phone).. ;) :P

Funny SMS Messages - mai memon hun

mai memon hun

Ek pehalwan ne ek mehfil me sirf 1 limu se pura 1 glas bhar k juice nikal kr sb ko heran krdia & challang kia k asa koi or kr k dikhae

Sb ne haar man li phr ek kamzor se admi ne nichory hue limu se 1 glass juice nikal kr pehalwan ko b herat me dal dia


Pehlwan: ap b kia pehalwan ho?

Admi: mai memon hun ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Doctor! I Have A Serious Problem,

Agr English Movies Pakistani Produce krtae to un kae nam Khch youn Hotae

1. Cliff Hanger: Latak''da Gujjar

2. Superman: Udan aala Gujjar

3. Men in Black: Kala Gujjar

3. Rambo : Khooni Gujjar

4. Revenge: Gujjar da inteqaam

5. Spiderman: Jaaley aala Gujjar

6. Evil Dead: Gujjar di Moat.. :p ;->

Love SMS Messages - Aapki yad na aaye

The heart is the main organ of the body. It is said that our heart keeps us alive,

but I believe its what is inside our hearts that gives us the drive to live.

The love thats inside our heart that makes us who we are. The greatest gift in my eyes is the ability to love.

To share the love we hold in our hearts is the greatest gift God has given us because people only can live for so long,

but our memories and our love last for eternity.

Funny SMS Messages - A person who surrenders

1 rich girl ko school mei

Gareeb khandan pe essay likhne ko kaha gaya.

Essay mei girl ne likha----

" Ek gareeb khandan tha.

abbu gareeb the,

ammi gareeb thi,

aur bachche bhi gareeb the,

khandan mei 4 nauker the,

woh bhi gareeb the.......

Car bhi tutti hui Mercedes thi......

Unka gareeb driver bachcho ko

tutti hui car mei hee school chorta tha.

Bachcho ke pass mobile bhi purane the..

Pas, Woh Buhat ghareeb thay ...

Funny SMS Messages - ''“Nanhy Chor ki kahani”

Asalaam-mo-Alaikum,

Payary Dosto Or Azizu,

Main, AAJ,


Se Baqaiyda Ellaan Karta Hoon,

Kay Main Ne Eid Gifts,

Dosti K Tohfy,

Birthday Gift

Cash,Asalaam-mo-Alaikum,

Payary Dosto Or Azizu,

Main, AAJ,

Se Baqaiyda Ellaan Karta Hoon,

Kay Main Ne Eid Gifts,

Dosti K Tohfy,


Birthday Gift

Cash,Asalaam-mo-Alaikum,

Cheque,

Sweets,

Tmam Mobile Cards, Perfumes,

Wagyra Qabol Krny Ka Aaghaz Kr Diya Hy,

To Dair Na Kijiye Rush Se Bachiye,

Jaldi Laiye Waqt Bachaiye.,

Thank u.!

Funny SMS Messages - Doc: tum

Poem On Ash

Sexy aunty on the floor,

Ash is not as before,

The one we used to adore,

The sweet lady from mangalore,

Now she''s a big bore,


Played around with four,

Screwed them for sure,

Drowned them and came ashore,

Vivek was burnt to the core,

Salman gave him a call of roar,

Then stepped through amitabh''s door,

She knew he scores in crore,

Abhishek is for sure,

Dil mange more,

God knows whats more in aunty''s store.


CRAZY KIYA RE . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai.

What Happens To A

Chartered Accountant

MainMatric Mein

Tha Wo Matric Mein


Thi

Main Inter Mein Tha

Wo Inter Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Aa Gya

Wo B.A Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha

Wo MASTER Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha

Wo PhD Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha


Us Ne Doctorate Kr Lia

Aaj Us i Shaadi Hy Aur

Main C.A Mein Hi Hoon ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Pehli larki 100 wale card main set ho jati thi

A lady broke a signal & was presentd in front of judge

LADY: Ur honor plz let me go

i am a school teacher I am getting

late for my class

JUDGE: Ahaa so u r a teacher,

I have waited for this moment all my life,

now write down

"I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT"

5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET U GO ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - Fathers, be good to your daughters

Few Moments In

FRIENDSHIP ...

- Frnd Walking Wid U

Holding Ur Hands

- Grabbing Frnd''s Food &

Eating

- Spending For Friends

& Spending Frnd''s Money

- Lying On Frnd''s

Shoulder While Class Is

Going On

- Hugging A Frnd In

Happiness Or In A

Difficult Situation

- Roaming, Picnic Wid

Frndz

- Tears Within Or In Our

Eyes On Seeing Tears In

Frnd''s Eye

- Fights, Arguments With

Him Ending Up In More

Understanding .. (:

Break Up SMS Messages - Its Sincerity

Chalo Ik Basar Phir Sy Ajnabi Bann Jaen Hm Donoo
Nah Mein Tm Say Koi Umeed Rakhoon Dilnawazi Ki
Na Tm Meri Taraf Dekho Galaat ANdaaz Nazroon Sy
Na Meray Dil Ki Dharkan Larkharaey Meri Baton Sy
Na Zaher Ho Tmhari Kashmakash Ka Raaz Nazron Sy
Tmhain Bhe Koi Uljhan Rookti Hai Paish Qadmi Sy
Mujhay Bhe Loog Kehtay Hain K Ye Jalwaay Paraaey Hein
Meray Hamraah Bhe Ruswaiyan Hain Meray Maazzi Ki
Tmharay Saath Bhe Gozri Hoe Raton K Saaaey Hain
Ta”Aruf Roug Ho Jaey Tu Usko Bhoolna Behtar
Ta”Aluq Roug Ban Jaey Tu Usko Toorna Acha
Wo Afsana Jisay Anjaam Taak Lanaa Nah Hoo Mumkin
Uasay Ik Khoobsorat Mour Day K Bhooolnaa A6ha
Chalo Ik Baar Phir Se Ajnabi Bun Jaen Hm Dono.

Funny SMS Messages - Teacher To Student:

A Pakistani was traveling from London to America by a plane,

There were one American, one Russian, one Indian and some other passengers.

Suddenly something went wrong pilot alarmed that plane lost it''s control and some of the passengers have to jump out to rescue the rest of them.

Firstly the American jumped out saying "Best America"

again the condition didn''t change then the Russian jumped out from the plane saying "Best Russia".

But the condition still the same.

The next is Muslims turn he hesitated for a moment and pulled out the Indian by saying "ALLAH-o-AKBAR"

Funny SMS Messages - deadly attitude

Sharminda tab nahi hotay

jab Zuban se buri BAAT nikal jaye

aur sharminda ham tab b nahi hotey

jab Dil se kisi ki YAAD nikal jaye

Aray Sharmindagi to tab hoti hai hamain

Jab shaadi mein khamoshi ho or Zor se PAAD nikal jaye.


) '' (

/ )..)..poooon..

L_/_/,

Funny SMS Messages - This is a magic Trick

Yash raj ki wife ki delivery k waqt wife ney poocha k baby ka name kya hoga?

Yash raj says : DHOOM

After few mints he saw many children his wife has & he ask doctor : ye sab kya hai

Doctor: sir ye DHOOM 1 OR YE 2 YE 3 ,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 DHOOM again ,again ,again, and again

Funny SMS Messages - In Cricket Match 1

Dedicated to BHAI LOG...

Kbhi Kbhi Mere Dil Me Khayal Ata Hy Agr

Altaf Bhai London NaJate To Kya Hota?

To 9.0 Pe Unka Mazar Hota

Mustafa Kamal mazr k upar over head or nechay under pas bana kar signal free mazar banata

Farooq Sattar Sajada Nashin Hota

Babar Ghauri Wahan Charas Bechta

Wasim Akhtar Jooty Rakhny K Paise Leta

Shoaib Bukhari Langar Ki Degh Bnata

Saleem Shehzad Jeben Kat''ta

Baqi Rabta Commity Qawali Gati... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Plz Don''t Neglect

Mobile bana hai har larki ki shan

Call kr k larkon ko karti hain ye pareshan

MISSBELL or Sms kr k kehti hain meri jaan

Teri awaz sunne ko tarastey hain mere kaan

12 boyfrnd bana kr akarti hain pehalwan

Apni frndz ko hr raaz bata kr karti hain heran

Kehti hain larkon ko ullu banana hy buhat asan,

Hosh kar ay mere yaar ankhen khol k pehchan,

Mat aa in k chakkar me ye sab hain shetan,

Ab kisi ki call aaye To usko bolna G bhabi jaan.

Funny SMS Messages - FOUR Flowers Especially For U . . .

Bush & Obama were Sitting in a Bar..

A Guy Walks Upto Them & Asks;

What r u Guys Doing Here?

Bush Says:

We r Planning World War III..

Guy says: Really? Whts Going to Happen ?

Bush says:

Well, We r Going to Kill 140 Million Muslims This time & One Beautiful Girl..

Guy Exclaimed:


A Beautiful Girl..!!

Y To Kill a Beautiful Girl ?

Bush Turns to Obama & Says:

See, i Told You..

NoOne would Worry About The 140 Million..

Funny SMS Messages - Heer Ranjhey Se Pyar Mai

''KETNA KHOBSORAT JANGAL HY AO MAIRY 7 JANGAL KI SAIR KARO,


CHEETA US KY SATH HO LEYA AGeY 1 HATHI SAMAND BOND KA NASHA KR RAHA THA CHuHY NY USY BHI YAHI KAHA WOH SATH HO LEYA,AGAY 1 SHAIR HIRON PINY RAHA THA CHuHY NY USY BHI YAHI KAHA TO SHAIR NY THAPAR MARA, JAB HATHI OR CHEETA NY PuCHA KEH AAP NY ESY KEYON MARA TO SHAIR BOLA KEH KAL BHI KAMINA BHUNG PI KR MUJHY 3 GHANTY GUMATA RAHA HY''

Funny SMS Messages - Newspapers me aaya

hum wo aashiq hein jo dooriyon mein ziada khush hein,

kyun?

coz love ho gha to shadi ho ghee, shadi ho ghee to oonch neech b hoti hai aur oonch neech honey sey pyar blast ho jata hai,

issi liye to,

Oh my friend keep way,

We can remain frnds in this way

Funny SMS Messages - Jis Tarah

Insan ki POTI ke 4 Rang Hotay Hen


1- Peela (Yelow)

2- Hara (Green)

3- kala (ßlack)

4- kathye (ßrown)

Insani POTI Me Ye Chezein Aksar Dakhna ko Milti Hein

1. Kheery k ßeech

2. Kuti Huwi Mirch

3. Rol Huwe Timatar

4. Dhanya

kabi POTI ko Ghor Se Dakho To Images ßanti Hain


1, Cheel (Eagle)

2, Saanp (Snake)

3, ßhoot (Ghost)

4, Dinasour

etc...

Types Of POTI

1. Patla Dast

2. Sakht

3. Gaarhi

4. Sookhi


5. Jelly

6. Oily

Info Collected ßy

(Wiliam POti)

Funny SMS Messages - The theory of reverse

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?


Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

Friendship SMS Messages - U to hum bhi madad

How friends break? both frnd will think the other is

busy and will not contact thinking it may be disturbing .

As time passes both will think let the other contact.

After that each will think y should i contact.

Here ur love will be converted to hate.

Finally with out contact the memmory becomes weak.

They forget each other .Finally 1 fine day they will

meet and blame 1 another.

So keep in touch with all our frnds

Funny SMS Messages - Tu lang ja saadi khair a.

Tu lang ja saadi khair a.

Tera mera sadiyaan da vair a.

Tu lang ja saadi khair a.

Main ghr gya to lga tha taala.

"Jalnay waley ka moun kaala"

Band kro ye star plus k show

"Haaran do rastaa lo"

Wo waj gya ik car sy

"daikh mgr pyaar say"

Mahngaie na pora pakistan halaia

"Jiny maa noo sataia unee riksha he chalaia

Funny SMS Messages - Hi Agr Aap Dunya

Agr Mobile companies bijli banati to kya hota ?

Pehle 2 ghante k bad bijli free,

5 frnds n family members ko 600 unit free,

weekends pr bijli totaly free,

rat 12 bje se subah 6 bje tk bijli 5 rupe ghnta,

bijli TM HI TO HO,

unit bijli or bill pr NO SMJHOTA,

bijli the smart choice,

isse sasti srf mombti

Funny SMS Messages - IT''S A SCARY STORY.

Top 6 Reasons To Be A "Charter Accountant"


.

.

.

1- Hate To Sleep

2 - Like To Study Forever

3 - Enjoyed Life [A/c Student Ov C.A]

4 - Cant Live Widout Tension

5 - Want To Pay For His Sins In This World

6 - Dun Wanna Marry Before 40 Years Ov Age ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Jigar Ma Badi Aag Hain,

Banta was amazed to find Santa playing chess with his dog.

He watched the game in astonishment for a while.

"I can hardly believe my eyes!" Banta exclaimed.

"That"s the smartest dog I"ve ever seen."

"Nah, he"s not so smart," Santa replied.

"I"ve beaten him three games out of five"

Sad SMS Messages - Hamari khamoshi hamari aadat

'' USEY KEHNA''
Hum na Ukfat ka bharam sub sa juda rakha hay,
Goya seena ma tuja DIL ki jaga rakha hay.
DIL ya chaha k tu kabi badnaam na ho,
Dakh zikar tera hay pr naam chupa rakha hay.
Mera jis haath sa kiya tha tu na musafa,
Dhoya hi nahi honton sa laga rakha hay.
Ab ma samjha tera Rukhsar pa Till ka matlab,
Doulat-e-Husn par darbaar betha rakha hay.
JUDA ho gaye kuch pal k liye to kya hua,
Tari TASVEER ko seenay ma saja rakha hay.

Funny SMS Messages - If u don’t have a gf/b

Whn A Girl Falls Down

She Is Helpe By So

Many People


But

Whn A Boy Falls Down

Everybody Laughs

Whn A Girl Licks

Her Lips

She Is Thirsty

Whn Boy Licks

His Lips

He Is Tharki

Whn A Girl Smiles


She Is Considerd Cute

Whn A Boy Smiles

He Is Flirt ...

Still People Say

This Is Men''s World ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Ek Darya k Kinare 2 Sardar

Ek Darya k Kinare 2 Sardar

Ek Darya k Kinare 2 Sardar Chamach Se Darya Mein Daahi Dal Rahay Thay

Pathan Ne Dekha Tou Poocha: Ye Kya Kr Rahay Ho ?

Sardar: Hum Lassi Bana Rahay Hyn

PaThan: Ha Ha Ha...

O Pagal Ka Bacha, Log Isi Liye Tum Par Lateefay Banaty Hyn..

Itna Lassi Tumhara Baap Piye Ga.? ;->

Funny SMS Messages - i may walk slowly

5 Signs U Need To Be A Taliban:

1. U Have More Wives Than Teeth

A2. U Own A $5000 Rocket Launcher But Can''t Afford Shoes.

3. U Refine Heroin But Haue A Moral Objection To Beer.

4. U Think Vests Come In 2 Sttyles : Bullet Proof And Suicide.


And Most Significantly !

5. U Wipe Your Arse With A Stonee....

Funny SMS Messages - ''Duniya Main Reh

ik admi ki nai shadi hoti hai wo apni begum se bharey huey

kareloon ki famaish karta hai jab us ki biwi kareley bana k lati

hai tu ik dhaga us k moo mein ajata hai wo nikalta hai or nikalta

hi rehta hai do min bad wo kehta hai k begum jaldi

aao mei udhara ja raha hoon....

Love SMS Messages - A heart die''s when

Muhubbuton Main Her Ik Lamha Wisaal Hoga Ya Teh Huva Tha
Bicher Ke Bhi IK Dosray Ka Khiaal Hoga Ya Teh Huva Tha

Wohi Huva Na Badaltay Mausam Main Tum Ne Hum Ko Bhula Dia
Koe Bhi Rut Ho Na Chahtoon Ko Zawaal Hoga Ya Teh Huva Tha

Ya Kia Ke Sansain Ukher Rhayeen Hain Safer Ke Aghaz Hi Main Yaro
Koe Bhi Thuk Ke Na Rastay Main Nidhaal Hoga Ya Teh Huva Tha

Chalo Ke Fizaan Kashtieun Ko Jlaa Dain Gumnam Saheloon Per
Ke Ab Yahan Se Na Wapsi Ka Swaal Hoga Ye Teh Huva Tha

Funny SMS Messages - Larke Ne Larki Se

A man in USA sees a dog abt 2 bite a lady.He kicks d dog 2 death

A reporter wrote: USA CITIZEN SAVES LADY FRM DOG

The man says Am not USA citizen.

So report changd: FOREIGN HERO SAVES LADY FRM DOG.

The man says actualy,am frm Pakistan.

Next day"s headlines: TERRORIST ATTACKS LOCAL DOG !!

Love SMS Messages - If the people we

Apne ehsas se cho0 kr m0je sundal kr do,
Main kai sadi0n se adhora ho0n mukaml kr do,
Na tmhen h0sh rahy na m0je h0sh rahy,
Is qadar to0t k chao m0je pagl ker do,
Tm hatyli ko mere pyar ki mehndi se rang do,
Apni ankho main mere nam ka kaj0l kr do,
Dho0p he dho0p ho0n main to0t k barso m0je per,
Is qadar to0t k barso meri ro0h ko jal thal ker do,
Is k say main mere khwab mehak 0then gy,
Apne chary pe umeedo bhara anchal ker do,
Apne h0nto se k0i m0har lagao m0je per,
Ek naraz pyar se dkho m0je ghyal ker do

Funny SMS Messages - Tab tak pyar se

A Pakistani was traveling from London to America by a plane,

There were one American, one Russian, one Indian and some other passengers.

Suddenly something went wrong pilot alarmed that plane lost it''s control and some of the passengers have to jump out to rescue the rest of them.

Firstly the American jumped out saying "Best America"

again the condition didn''t change then the Russian jumped out from the plane saying "Best Russia".

But the condition still the same.

The next is Muslims turn he hesitated for a moment and pulled out the Indian by saying "ALLAH-o-AKBAR"

Funny SMS Messages - One Sardar needed

Teacher: Tum Badey

Ho Kr Kia Karo Gy ?

Student: Shaadi ..

Teacher: nahi, Mera

Matlab Hy Kia Banogy ?

Student: Dulha ..

Teacher: Oho .. I Mean


Badey Ho Kr Kia Hasil

Kro Gy ?

Student: Dulhan ..

Teacher: Uffo .. Matlab

Aisa Kia Karo ge, Jo

Tum n e Pehly Kbhi

Nahi Kia >

student: Nikkah ... =P ;)

Love SMS Messages - Never Ignore anyone

Love is a temporary madness.
It erupts like an earthquake and then subsides.
And when it subsides you have to make a decision.
You have to work out whether your roots have become so entwined together
that it is inconceivable that you should ever part.
Because this is what love is.
Love is not breathlessness, it is not excitement,
it is not the promulgation of promises of eternal passion.
That is just being in love which any of us can convince ourselves we are.
Love itself is what is left over when being in love has burned away,
and this is both an art and a fortunate accident.
Your mother and I had it,
we had roots that grew towards each other underground,
and when all the pretty blossom had fallen from our branches
we found that we were one tree and not two.
~ Captian Corelli's Mandolin.

Friendship SMS Messages - Yade bi DOSTO

F” is for Fun That friends share when they are

together.

”R” is for Reliability A true friend is someone that you can

always

rely on.

”I” is for Interest Someone who is genuinely interested in

you,

your fears, joys, and life.

”E” is for Energy They pick you up when you are down,

and give

you the energy to go on and believe in yourself.

”N” is for Nothing Nothing is ever too much, no matter

what time

it is, night or day.

”D” is for Distance Although the miles may separate you, a

true

friend is never far away.

”S” is for Secrets Your feelings and personal/private

thoughts

that you can only share with a friend.