Love SMS Messages - b careful when u

Sitam to yai hai ...

Sitam to yai hai kai ham tum sai dil laga baithey

Apni khushiyoon ko bhi ham tum pai hi loota baithey

Sitam to yai hai....

Tujh ko chaha tha itna kai ham bata na sakkey


Teri chahat ko bhi dil mai ham chupa na sakkey

Sitam to yai hai....

Tum nai samjha na tha kaabil apney ham ko

Issliye tum mohabbat ko tum mitta baithey

Sitam to yai hai....

Bharrey Bazm mai jo tum nai mujh ko ruswa kiya

Iss ruswayee ko to ham wahi mitta baithey

Sitam to yai hai....

Meri waffa ka badla jo jaffa sai diya tum nai

Teri iss sitam ko bhi ham dil mai bassa baithey


Sitam to yai hai....

Love SMS Messages - Come Close To

Sitam to yai hai ...

Sitam to yai hai kai ham tum sai dil laga baithey


Apni khushiyoon ko bhi ham tum pai hi loota baithey

Sitam to yai hai....

Tujh ko chaha tha itna kai ham bata na sakkey

Teri chahat ko bhi dil mai ham chupa na sakkey

Sitam to yai hai....

Tum nai samjha na tha kaabil apney ham ko

Issliye tum mohabbat ko tum mitta baithey

Sitam to yai hai....

Bharrey Bazm mai jo tum nai mujh ko ruswa kiya

Iss ruswayee ko to ham wahi mitta baithey


Sitam to yai hai....

Meri waffa ka badla jo jaffa sai diya tum nai

Teri iss sitam ko bhi ham dil mai bassa baithey

Sitam to yai hai....

Love SMS Messages - We are two pieces

Wo raato ke neende urane laga hai
Meri khwahisho ko jagane laga hai
Adao ke nahkre dikhaongi me osko
Main ghusse me ziyada sataongi osko
Mere dil me bs wahi hai samaya
Yeh kya dard dil mere dil me jagaya
Subah shaam mere khiyalo pe chaya
Kaun hai jo sapno main aaya

Funny SMS Messages - Wife Hints 2 Husband 4 A New Car

# Gul Khan Ne Job K liye Apply kia..

Jawab aaya to khushi mein 1 Grand Party de dali.

Dost ne farmayesh ki k appointment letter dikhao.

Gul Khan: Ye English main hai, main tarjuma karta hun,

"Dear Gul khan you do not meet"

pyary gul khan ap to milty hi nahi

"our requirements"

hamari zaroorat ho ap

"no further correspondence"

or zidd na karain jaldi ajayen

"will be entertained"

Aap ki bohot khidmat ki jaye gi.

Funny SMS Messages - Meri Taqdeer Ko Dekho!

Gabbar: Kitne admi they?

Sambha: Sardar 2

Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?

Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai

Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?


Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.

Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?

Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata>

Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?

Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.

Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?

Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.

Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?

Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar

Funny SMS Messages - Mere Dukho''n Ki Dhanak Main Rung Na Bhar

Some Interesting Oneliners:

*If u cannot change ur mind,r u sure u hav one

;)

*If u cant convince them,confuse them

:)

*I couldnt repair ur brakes,so i made ur horn louder

;)

*The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it

:)

*In a country ov free speech,why r there phone bills?

:)

*Smile,it makes people wonder what u r thinkin

;)

*The light at the end ov the tunnel may be an incomin train

:)

Funny SMS Messages - Full of Emotion shair:

ek admi apni family doctors ke paas ja kar bola:

"doctor saab, bibi ke liye jukam ka, bete ke liye khansi ka, beti ke liye bookhar ka, mammi ke liye peeth dard ka, papa ke liye ghutno ka dard ka dawai likh dijiye"

doctor saab ne sab ka dawai likh kar phir woh admi se pusha, " baki sab log ghar mein thik thak hai na??

Love SMS Messages - Love is a temporary madness

(Us ne kaha)
Tum me pehli si baat nahi?
(Maine kaha)
Zindagi me ab tera sath nahi,
(Us ne kaha)
Ab bhi kisi ki aankhon me doob jate ho?
(Maine kaha)
Ab kisi ki ankhon me wo baat nahi,
(Us ne kaha)
Kya mein bewafa ho?
(Maine kaha)
Mujhe ab wafa ki talash nai
(Usne kaha)
Kyun itna toot kr chaha muje?
(Maine kaha)
Mein insan ho koi pathar zaat nai.
(Usne kaha)
Bhol jao mujhe!
(Maine kaha)
Tum haqiqat ho koi khwab nai…

Funny SMS Messages - Wife : " Suniye ji !

Once a man was smoking


in Airport

A gentleman arrive n ask

him: "Ek din mei kitni

cigarette pee lete ho ?"

Man : Why ?

Gentleman : Agar tum ab tak

zndgi me cigarete pe kharch

kiye paise bachaty tou

Samne khara hua plane

tumhara hota ..

Man: Tou kia wo plane aap

ka hy ?

Gentleman: Nhi

Man: Thnkx Sir for ur advice

wo plabe mera hi hy ... =P

Moral :

Don''t try to be over-smart

Sutta Laga k Geo

Funny SMS Messages - aik dafa pathan nay

When I Die, Bury Me

Deep

10 Feet Down As Far As

Leap

Place My Computer

Books On My Head

& Tell My Teacher

I m Dead

Place My Chemistry


Books On My Chest

Tell My Teacher How

I m At Rest

Place My Physics

Books On My Right

Hand

Tell My Teacher

Nothing I Understand

Place My Pak.studies

Books On My Left

Tell My Teacher

I Tried My Best

Also Tell Them Not

To Cry

Coz They Are Those

Who Made Me Die ...

Say No To Education ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Repeat these lines

Arranged marriage :-

Rs 600000 -shaadi

RS 400000 - jwellery


Rs 50000 - shaadi ki rasme

...

Total - 10,50,000 RS

Love marriage :-

RS 100 - stamp paper

RS 20 - Notery

RS 50 - varmaala

RS 10 - photo

Total 180 RS

Paisa aapka...Pasand aapki...Faisla aapka

Jaago grahak jaago. lover k saath bhaago!! :P

Funny SMS Messages - Love Is An Illusion..

A man robs a bank and takes hostages.

He asks the 1st hostage, "did you see me rob the bank".


The hostage answers "yes". The robber, promptly, shoots him in the head. Then he asks the 2nd hostage if he saw him rob the bank. The hostage answers, "no, but my wife did" . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - DoORse dekhA to sh3r khAdA thA

An application:

Dear sir,

Arz way k ajj kal mera school vich Dil nai lagda,

te raat nu neendr v nai aandi,

kyun k school vich kurriyan bohat ghat ne,

Te meri class vich te ik v nai,

te jairriyan ustaniyan ne,

oh sab ehniyaan kojiyan ne k veikhan nu Dil nai karda,

te madam v koi khaas patakha nai,

hor nai te kuj "kam vaaliyan" hi sohniyan rakh lavo.

Tuhadi Mehrbani hosi,

Urs faithfully,

ROSHAN KHAYAAL STUDENT"

Funny SMS Messages - Pathan To Imran Hashmi

(Bechara Mard)

Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zalim,

agar aurat se pit jaye to buzdil,

aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun,

peeche chale to zan mured,

aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous,


agar kuch na kahe to beghairat,

agar ghar se bahar rahe to awara,

ghar mein rahe to nakara,

bachon ko dantay to jabir,

na dantay to laperwah,

aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos,

na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala.

.

.

Haye Mard bechara jaye tu jaye kahan...

Funny SMS Messages - aLaMa iQbAL AuR BiJli

Main kitna tum py marta hun,

Aur kitni Mohabat krta hon.

Bas ik shikayt hai tum sy,

Main jab bhi perhnay lagta hon.

Tum chupky sy ajati ho,

Aur aky mujhy behkati ho.

Na jany kiya smjhati ho,


Aur apny pass bulati ho.

Yeh soch zra,

Ae mairi jaan!

Kuch kaam bhi hai is duniya ke,

Har waqt ki chahat theek nahi.

Aghosh teri to phir bhi sahi,

Lekin yeh waqt hai perhny ka.

Ja aj mujhy tu perhnay dy,

Ae NEEND..!

Mujhy kuch krny Dy.

Funny SMS Messages - my wifes first husband

Japnese guy visitd Pakistan & took taxi 2 go 2 friend''s house.

On the way,

Toyota pased by.

He told the driver:

Toyota, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

Honda passed.

He again:

Honda, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

for Prado,

He again gave same compliment.

Taxi Driver got angry.

When reached the destination,

Taxi driver:

Rs.4,000 Please.

Japnese:Wht?

So much this is.

The angry drivr replied:

Txi meter

Made in Pakistan run fast ;->

Funny SMS Messages - teacher : U failure !

BOY : May I hold your hand?

GIRL : No thanks, it isn''t heavy.

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??

BOY : Sure, what''s your phone number??

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.

BOY : Don''t you ever want to improve??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!


GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

Funny SMS Messages - Science teacher:agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka

Kanjoos k ghar Mehmaan aaey huay thy:

Kanjoos: Thanda peo ge ya Garam?
Mehman: Thanda.

Kanjoos: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?
Mehmaan: Pepsi

Kanjoos: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me?
Mehmaan: Glass me.

Kanjoos: Saada glass ma ya design wala?
Mehmaan: Design wala.

Kanjoos: Lines wala ya flowers wala.
Mehman: Flowers wala.

Kanjoos: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala.
Mehman: Chambeli wala.

Kanjoos: Sorry Yaar! Hamaray ghar me aisa glass nahi hay.

Funny SMS Messages - Merey pas apney dost jesi car

Merey pas apney dost jesi car

Boy: Merey pas apney dost jesi car
to nahe pr tumhe apni palkon pe bitha k ghumaun ga!
Merey pas us jesa bara bangla to nahe
pr tumhe apney dil me jaga donga!
Mere pas us jitne paise to nahe
pr main mehnat mazdoori kr k khilaun ga.
Aur tumhe kya chahiye?
Girl: chawlaan na mar
Dost da numbr de..:p:p

Funny SMS Messages - Count many star on the screen

Count many star on the screen

Count many star on the screen.... * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * .

...Are Mamu subah ho gayi.. ab din mein bhi taare gin ne lage....Good Morning...

Funny SMS Messages - Air Hostes 2 Lalu:

hum wo aashiq hein jo dooriyon mein ziada khush hein,

kyun?

coz love ho gha to shadi ho ghee, shadi ho ghee to oonch neech b hoti hai aur oonch neech honey sey pyar blast ho jata hai,

issi liye to,

Oh my friend keep way,

We can remain frnds in this way

Funny SMS Messages - sony tv ki cid team

Customer: ''I''ve been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and can''t get through to enquiries, can you help?''.

Operator: ''Where did you get that number from, sir?''.

Customer: ''It was on the door to the Travel Centre''.


Operator: ''Sir, they are our opening hours''.

Friendship SMS Messages - Feeling f luv

F” is for Fun That friends share when they are

together.

”R” is for Reliability A true friend is someone that you can

always


rely on.

”I” is for Interest Someone who is genuinely interested in

you,

your fears, joys, and life.

”E” is for Energy They pick you up when you are down,

and give

you the energy to go on and believe in yourself.

”N” is for Nothing Nothing is ever too much, no matter

what time

it is, night or day.

”D” is for Distance Although the miles may separate you, a

true

friend is never far away.

”S” is for Secrets Your feelings and personal/private

thoughts

that you can only share with a friend.

Funny SMS Messages - Raheel :

Agar buses k naam Pakistani actress pr hote..

REEMA over load hogae,

SAIMA k neeche aa kr 1 rahgeer halaak,

Accident me SANA ka front miror toot gaya,

Tez raftaari k ba''is, LAILA mor kat''te hue ulat gae,

MEERA pr sawar ho jao,

SHAHIDA MINI ka tyre puncture hogaya,

NIRMA thuk gae,

RESHAM ko loot lya gaya,

BABRA SHARIF ki bearing rod toot gae,

NIGHAT pr pathrao,

Aur ANJUMAN ko jala dia gaya... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - ''Naa hame haarna

on public demand releasing all over Pakistan

"The Return of Phoolan Devi"

Directed by: Condo Lisa Rice

Produced by: GHQ Rawalpindi

Script in: USA & UK

Actor: Musharraf

Actoress: Benazir

Supporting Actor: Maulana Diesel

Characterless Actors: Chaudharies

Dancer: Sherry Rehman

Action sound track by: MQM

Action sponsored by: Al-Qaeda

Love SMS Messages - Things base and

Apne ehsas se cho0 kr m0je sundal kr do,
Main kai sadi0n se adhora ho0n mukaml kr do,
Na tmhen h0sh rahy na m0je h0sh rahy,
Is qadar to0t k chao m0je pagl ker do,
Tm hatyli ko mere pyar ki mehndi se rang do,
Apni ankho main mere nam ka kaj0l kr do,
Dho0p he dho0p ho0n main to0t k barso m0je per,
Is qadar to0t k barso meri ro0h ko jal thal ker do,
Is k say main mere khwab mehak 0then gy,
Apne chary pe umeedo bhara anchal ker do,
Apne h0nto se k0i m0har lagao m0je per,
Ek naraz pyar se dkho m0je ghyal ker do

Funny SMS Messages - Musharaf ki car k neechay aik kuttay ka bacha aa k mar gia..

Musharaf ki car k neechay aik kuttay ka bacha aa k mar gia..

Musharaf ki car k neechay aik kuttay ka bacha aa k mar gia..

He stopped the car and told the driver to find the owner so he can give compensation..

The driver got down to look for the owner..

When he came back he had alot of rose garlands around his neck..

Musharaf was surprised n inquired about it..


Driver replied "i only said i am Musharafs driver, kuttay ka bacha mar gia hai.. Whoever heard this, embraced me and put a rose garland around my neck". ;->

Funny SMS Messages - The best day to propose a gal/guy

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Friendship SMS Messages - The Day U Came

Kch yaade''n hyn un lmho''n ki

Jin lmho''n me hum sath rahe

Khushyo''n se bhare jazbat rahe

Ek umr guzari hy hum ne

Jahan roty huey b hansty thay

Kch kehty thay

Kch sunty thay

Hum roz subha jab milty thay


Tou sab k chehry khilty thay

Pur-lutf wo manzar hota tha

Sab mil kr baate''n kerty thay

Hum socho kitna hansty thay

Wo goonj humary hansny ki,

Ab ek purani yaad bani,

Ye baate''n hyn un lmho''n ki jin lamho''n mein hum saath rahe

_Dedicated 4 All

Skool-Mates_

Friendship SMS Messages - I Miss Ur Face

is raat ki tanhaiyo k
sb rang badal gye hain,
chand nikla hai waise hi
andhere badal gye hain,
jin k bharosey thi khushiyan
vo loog badal gye hain,
manzelein tu ab bhi vohi hai
kuch rasety badal gye hain,
jis pey kya tha bharosa hum ne
vo dost bichar gya hai,
dekhey thay jo kbhi hum ne
vo khwab badal gye hain,
jo baney thay kabhi humsafar
aj wo he mukar gye hain,
is totey hoye dil k sarey
jazbat badl gye hain,
na badley kabhi HUm
na badley kabhi humhare khyalat
BUS
rona hai yahi
KUCH LOOG BADAL GYE HAIn

Funny SMS Messages - Man Receives Telegram

Pathan''s Wife Bought A

Beautifl Sweater For Her

Husband...

She Sent It To Him By Parcel

Along Wid A Note ... Tht Said

"d Buttons Of d Sweatr r Removd

Since They Were Too Heavy & added

To d Postage. U''ll Find ''Em

In d Rite Hand Pocket Of The

Sweater" ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Wife:Please bike taze na chalao

kyun aajkal homework kam orkut zyada hai


lagta fail hone ka pura-pura iraada hain......

kal tha top per aaj 40 bhi zyada hain

lagta fail hone ka pura-pura iraada hai

kya mujhe pyar hain aah

orkut se pyar hain aah

kya mujhe pyar hain aah

orkut se pyar hain aah

o o o o o ...

school ki inn classes me,

boring si ek teacher hai


jabse mila hai orkut

badla har ek manzar hain

dekho jahaan mein neeli neeli iss screen tale

dost naye naye hain jaise milte hue

orkut mere khwaabon mein jawaabon mein sawaalon mein

har din chura orkut ko main laata hoon khayalon mein

kya mujhe pyar hain aah

orkut se pyar hain aah

kya mujhe pyar hain aah