Funny SMS Messages - Husband: Today is sunday &

Uthamam dadadath padham,

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madiam padham thuchuk thuchuk,

kanishtam thur thuria padham,

sur suri paranag ghatgum... =P

In sh0rt,

Poooooon... ;->

Uthamam dadadath padham,


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madiam padham thuchuk thuchuk,

kanishtam thur thuria padham,

sur suri paranag ghatgum... =P

In sh0rt,

Poooooon... ;->

Love SMS Messages - Bhoolne ki Adat Hai

Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha…

Tune 18 saal ki umar me mama kans ko mara,


BIN LADEN ko hath laga kar to dikha…

Tune Arjun ko to Saari Geeta sunayee,

Mere Project Manager se ek baar baat kar ke to dikha..

Tune to Arjun ka Sarathi banke Pandavon ko jitaaya

Indian Cricket team ka Coach ban ke WorldCup jitaake to dikha…

Tune bhari mehfil mein draupadi ko saree pehnai,

Mallika sherawat ko ek jodi kapde pehna ke to dikha…

Tune gokul ki 1600 gopiyan patai,

Meri company ki sirf ek ladki ko pata kar to dikha…

Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha…

Funny SMS Messages - Wife: You always

Wife: You always

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

Funny SMS Messages - attention plz der

''To Garam Hoti Hai

Garam To Custrad Bhi Hota Hai

Custrad To Peela Hota Hai

Peela To Chooza Bhi Hota Hai


Chooza To Ande Se Nikalta Hai

Anda To Safed Hota ai

Lal To Gulab Bhi Hota Hai

Gulab Mein To Kante B Hote Hein

Kante To Machli Mein B Hote Hain

Machli To Darya Me Hoti Hai

Darya Men To Pani Hota Hai

Pani Me To Kashti B Hoti Hai

Kashti Me Admi B Hote Hain

Admi To Road Per B Chalte Hein


"Chalne Se Yaad Aaya K Kal Meri Chappal Toot Gayi Thi".''

Love SMS Messages - True love

Pyaar kamjor dil se kiya nahi ja sakta,

Zeher Dushman se liya nahi ja sakta,

Dil mein basi hai ulfat jis pyar ki

us ke bina jiya nahi ja sakta.

Saath rehte rehte yuhin waqt guzar jayega

Door hone ke baad kaun kise yaad aayega

Jee lo ye pal jab humsath hai

kal ka kya pata, waqt kahan le jayega

Funny SMS Messages - Faqeer To Memon :

*some funny fact*

**kishor ka baap haklata tha agar wo thk se bol pata to aaj uski umra 3 saal jyada hoti

***mard aurat ko kamjor kahta hai lekin agar wo martban ka dhakkan band kar de to wo mard to ky uske baap se v nahi khulti

***ghore ke muh me hath dal ke uske daat ginane se pahle ye jarur khyal rakhe ki kahi ghora apna muh band karke kahi apke ungkiya na ginani shuru kar de

****hichki rokne ka ek aasan tarika hai ki saas rok ke hazar tak gino.

Love SMS Messages - Your Heart Was Frozen

Basti mein hai wo sannata k jangal maat lagy..
Shaam dhaly bhi ghar pohanchon to aadhi raat lagy..
Khat mein dil ki batein likhna achi baat nahi,
Ghar mein itnay log hein jaany kis k haath lagy…
Un sy bichray dil ko ujray barson beet gaye,
Aankhon ka ye hal abhi tak kal ki baat lagy…
Mutthi band kiye baitha hon k koi daikh naa ly,
K chaand pakarny ghar sy nikla “jugnoo” haath lagy

Funny SMS Messages - ~ A MARRIED WOMAN''''S POEM ~

New Student Remix Of Amplifier:

KaAliyan bariyan we paper nu me laawa,


Speed me 220 di likhaan,

Teacher de saamne me nai rukda,

Em a night writer,

Rem0vAan maAr mar paper nu chehk kad da,

Sarey bchey takde we ki hogaya,

Lagda we aj mera paper hogaya,

Un nu me puchda,

Ni paper sada le ja ni jattiye,

Ni dur isey le ja we ariye,

Ni teacher tu meri, meri, Mein tera student dent.

Funny SMS Messages - Boy: Har Roz Subha 25

GEO SURVEY REPORT . . . .

Aaj Kal ''''MACHAR AUR MAKHIYAN'''' Din Raat Dekhe Ja Rahe Hyn

Humare Numainda GEO Ki Tafseelat K Mutabiq Un Ka Kehna Hai

''''Mehangai Ne Kamar Torr Di Hai

Is Liye Over Time Lagana Par Rha Hai''''

GEO MUSHARRAF Sab Ko Kaam Pe Laga Dia . . . ;-

Funny SMS Messages - 2 kids wr lying 2get

Benazir ko goli lgi,

bkhtawar asfa rone lgi,

rote rote bhok lgi,

khale bilawal mom phli,

mom phli me dana nhi,

zrdari tmhara papa nhi

pnjab wale bche, musharf bhai sache, sache sche jayenge shekh rashid ki dulhan layenge,

conda leza kali, so nkhro wali,

ek nkhra tot gya bush ka mu toot gya.

Friendship SMS Messages - Sound Becomes Music

Few Moments In

FRIENDSHIP ...

- Frnd Walking Wid U


Holding Ur Hands

- Grabbing Frnd''s Food &

Eating

- Spending For Friends

& Spending Frnd''s Money

- Lying On Frnd''s

Shoulder While Class Is

Going On

- Hugging A Frnd In

Happiness Or In A


Difficult Situation

- Roaming, Picnic Wid

Frndz

- Tears Within Or In Our

Eyes On Seeing Tears In

Frnd''s Eye

- Fights, Arguments With

Him Ending Up In More

Understanding .. (:

Funny SMS Messages - msg mehenga ho raha

''1 Aadmi ny rat ko ghr jaty huay aik bht khubsort jwan lrki ko lift di,

Achank rsty main boht tez tofani barish shuro ho gai or un dono ko aik hotel main Room lena pra,

Itfaq sy room b sirf aik he khali tha,

Dono so gay or subha uth kr apny apny ghr chly gay.

MORAL:

mery sms gandy nahi hoty.

Funny SMS Messages - the chief excitement

Professor to Students: "1 platform 2km lamba hy, Aandhi chal rahi hy 60km/h ki speed se, aur 1 train aai aur mashriq se maghrib ki taraf chali gayi. tou ab sawal yeh hy k meri umar kitni hy?"

Saaray Students hairaan ho kar aik doosre ki taraf dekhne lagay, 1 Student ne jawab dene k liye haath kharra kiaa.

Student: Sir apki umar 42 saal hy.

Professor: Good, lekin tum ne kese calculate kiaa?

Student: Sir humare ghar k pass 1 aadmi rehta hy, woh half mental hy aur uski umar 21 saal hy....

Love SMS Messages - Jane kaha tha

No Matter Where You Go..No Matter What You Do..

If We Grow Apart..Or Come Closer Together..

If You Fall In Love..And Forget All About Me..

Or If You Came To Hate Me..I Want You To Know That

I Will Always Love You..And Always Be There For You..

No Matter Where Your Destiny Lies..You Will Always Be My Friend..

And If Fate Tears Us Apart..Always Remember That

No Matter How Long It Has Been Since We Talked..

Or Why We Stopped Talking..If Life Brings You Down..

I Will Always Be There For You..You Can Call Me Anytime..Anywhere..


I Will Listin To You..I Wont Ever Judge You..And Always Remember..I Love You

Love SMS Messages - Mohabbat Ka Ezhaar Nahi Karte

Kash main keh sakoon kabhi tm se
Dil ki har bat ankahi tm se.......... ...
Kash main keh sakoon kabhi ye bhi
bari mushkil hai dil lagi tm se
Kash ke main keh sakoon ke tm kya ho
Hai mere dil main chandni tm se
Kash main keh sakoon kabhi ke mujhe
Baat karni hai zaroori tm se
Kash ke ye bhi kabhi pooch sakoon
kaise hoti hai berukhi tm se
Kash wo waqt bhi ajaye ke ho
meri duniya main roshni tm se
Kash ye raz keh sakoon main kabhi
Hai ahseen meri shairi tm se
Kash lafzon main kabhi keh paoon
Mil ke hoti hai jo khushi tm se
Kash ye umr yoon guzar jaye
meri yadain rahain saji tm se.

Funny SMS Messages - ek hair transplant k

adnam saami se inspire ho kar, humne bhi wajan kam karne ki thaani

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adnam saami se inspire ho kar, humne bhi wajan kam karne ki thaani

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adnam saami se inspire ho kar, humne bhi wajan kam karne ki thaani


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adnam saami se inspire ho kar, humne bhi wajan kam karne ki thaani


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roj khaaye channe aur piya thanda thanda paani...........;->

Funny SMS Messages - ALLAH ne tmhain paida kya k

1 Admi K Ghar K Paas 1 Faqeer Kuch Yun Sda Lga Rha Tha :


Baba Anda V Kha Lynda Ay,

Baba Chaval V Kha Lynda Ay,

Baba Ice Cream V Kha Lynda A

Baba Burger V Kha Lenda A

Baba Sendvich V Kha Lenda A

Us Admi Ne Window Se Sir Nikal Kr Kaha

Baba "Chittar" V Kha Lenda Aa?

Love SMS Messages - U May Be BuSy

...Love is not love

Which alters when it alteration finds,

Or Bends with the remover to remove.

O, no! It is an ever-fixed mark,

That looks on tempests and is never shaken.

It is the star to every wandering bark,

whose worth''s unknown, although his height be taken.


-- William Shakespeare

Funny SMS Messages - Bank Main Meyan Biwi

kyun aajkal homework kam orkut zyada hai

lagta fail hone ka pura-pura iraada hain......

kal tha top per aaj 40 bhi zyada hain

lagta fail hone ka pura-pura iraada hai

kya mujhe pyar hain aah

orkut se pyar hain aah

kya mujhe pyar hain aah

orkut se pyar hain aah

o o o o o ...

school ki inn classes me,

boring si ek teacher hai

jabse mila hai orkut

badla har ek manzar hain

dekho jahaan mein neeli neeli iss screen tale

dost naye naye hain jaise milte hue

orkut mere khwaabon mein jawaabon mein sawaalon mein

har din chura orkut ko main laata hoon khayalon mein

kya mujhe pyar hain aah

orkut se pyar hain aah


kya mujhe pyar hain aah

Love SMS Messages - To Owner Of Ma Heart

Meri deewangi ko dekh ke muskuraate hai kyu

Mein jitna paas jau utna door jate hai kyu

Kuch toh wajah zaroor hogi unki berukhi ki

Mujhe aise har pal sataate hai kyu

Every second Allah remembers you,

Every minute Allah Bless You,

Every hour Allah cares for you because...

Every day I pray Allah to take care Of You.

Tum bin zindagi suni si lagti hai,


Har pal adhuri si lagti hai...

Ab to in saanson ko apni saanson se jodde,

Warna zindagi kuch pal ki mehmaan lagti hai...

Khuda ne kaash mohabbat banaayi na hoti

Toh aaj iss tarah hamare pyar ki rusvaayi na hoti

Kaash unke dil mein zara si wafa hoti

Toh iss tarah mere saath bewafaayi na hoti

Friendship SMS Messages - Best lines said by

Friendship is not something that is

written on paper,

because paper can be torn.

It is neither something that can be

written on a rock,

for even a rock can break. But

It is written on the heart of a


person,

and it stays there forever.

Birthday wishes and blessings are

coming your way, my friend!

Love SMS Messages - Love Is Like

sun0!
y0n chup se na raha kar0,
y0n kham0sh se j0 h0 jatay h0,
dil k0 weham sa h0 jata hai...
kahin khafa t0 nahi h0,
kahin udaas t0 nahi h0...
tum b0ltay achay lagtay h0,
tum dantay achay lagtay h0...
kabi shararat se kabi ghusay se,
kabi hanstay achay lagtay h0...
sun0! tum achay lagtay h0....

Funny SMS Messages - Sardar Bunks office n goes to home.

Banta was amazed to find Santa playing chess with his dog.

He watched the game in astonishment for a while.

"I can hardly believe my eyes!" Banta exclaimed.

"That"s the smartest dog I"ve ever seen."

"Nah, he"s not so smart," Santa replied.

"I"ve beaten him three games out of five"

Funny SMS Messages - Alwayz Remember ...

Santa starts working in a Museum enquiry counter.

One man asks Santa - How Old is this Dinosaur''s fossil?

Santa - Hmmm... It is 70 million years and 23 days old


Man - How can you tell so accurately?

Santa - When I joined the museum 23 days back, they told me that it is a 70 Million Year old fossil and not to touch it.

Love SMS Messages - BEHIND A SMILE

Apne ehsas se cho0 kr m0je sundal kr do,
Main kai sadi0n se adhora ho0n mukaml kr do,

Na tmhen h0sh rahy na m0je h0sh rahy,
Is qadar to0t k chao m0je pagl ker do,

Tm hatyli ko mere pyar ki mehndi se rang do,
Apni ankho main mere nam ka kaj0l kr do,

Dho0p he dho0p ho0n main to0t k barso m0je per,
Is qadar to0t k barso meri ro0h ko jal thal ker do,

Is k say main mere khwab mehak 0then gy,
Apne chary pe umeedo bhara anchal ker do,

Apne h0nto se k0i m0har lagao m0je per,
Ek naraz pyar se dkho m0je ghyal ker do

Funny SMS Messages - Never Reject A Girl In Life Bcoz

Judge, Mujrim Se, Batao Tumari Akhari Kwaish Kia Hai ?

Mujrim,

Aik Mob Nokia N73

5 Karror Rupay

Apki Beti Se Shadi,

USA Ka Viza,

2 Saal Ka Hanimon,


6 7 Bachay Jo Apko Nana Nana Kahe Aur Mujhe Papa,

Un Ki Shadi Karwa Dun Us K Bad Ap Jo Fasila Do Mujhe Manzor Hoga..

Friendship SMS Messages - Friendship is a 1

Our friendship is so beautiful to me.

Like a bird, it flies free.

It shines brightly like the sun.


Whoever knew friendship was so fun?

It lifts us up, never lets us down.

Never ever does it make us frown.

Our friendship makes us blessed.

It is definitely the best!

Love SMS Messages - Wohi izhar kafi tha

Don''t find love, let love find you.

That''s why it''s called falling in love

because you don''t force yourself to fall, you just fall.

Once you accept someone for who and what

they really are, they will surprise you

by being better than you ever expected.

LOVE is loving/accepting a person with all


his/her strength and weaknesses.

Funny SMS Messages - hahahahaha

A man was crying over a grave and repeating,

Why did you have to die?

Another man approached him and said,


Sir, I dont wish to interfere with your private grief

but for whom do you mourn so deeply?

Your child?

Your parent?

The mourner took a moment to collect himself,

then replied,

My wifes first husband.

Funny SMS Messages - Ye Keh Ker FARAZ

A Sweet Story
Once a girl asked a boy:
Why we have 2 units to measure weight, height, force, speed, distance etc.
But nothing to measure Love, Trust, Friendship, Why?
Boy thought for a while, took her into arms, looked into her eyes and said
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Dekh Janu, Dimagh mat kha
Already physics main supply hai

Funny SMS Messages - ~ A MARRIED WOMAN''S POEM ~

Lub Pe Aati Hai Dua Ban K Tamana Meri

Zindagi Bomb Se Ho Mehfuz Khudaya Meri

Na Koi Bomb Dhamakay Se Ura De Mjh Ko


Muft Me Jame Shahadat Na Pila De Mjh Ko

Mere Allah Lrai Se Bachana Mujh Ko

Or Sikha De Koi Banduq Chalana Mjh Ko

Nam E Islam Ki Hurmat Ko Bacha Le Ya Rab

Waqt K Sare Kamino Ko Utha Le Ya Rab.

Funny SMS Messages - mazmon likho!!!

A Pathan called FM radio & said:

"I have found a wallet wid thousands of currency & a credit card & ID Card of that person it belongs to, his name is Jamshed Khan, House #3, Gulshan e Iqbal, Karachi.

DJ: "so U want to give him back his wallet?

Pathan: Oo khocha nai, I want to dedicate him a song... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - a parody of zong son

Ye baat samajh me i nhi!

Or ammi ne samjhai nhi!

Me kese meethi baat karun...

Jab meethi cheez khai nhi!

Ye Chanda kesa Mamu hai...

Jab ammi ka wo bhai nhi!

Q lambe baal hain bhaalu k?

Q uski tind karai nhi?

Kya wo b ganda bacha hai?

Ya jungle me koi Naai nhi?

Naani k husband jab Nana hain,

Or Daadi k husband jab Dada hain,

To q Baji k husband Baja nhi?

Ye baat samajh me i nhi!

Or ammi ne samjhai nhi!

Funny SMS Messages - Pehle Log 8 Ruoee Wali Botte Peete Tha

* TALAASH GUMSHUDA *

Nam, Arbab Rahim


umar ka koi hisab nahi kyu ke us ki umr k KUTE Mar gae,adres kuchre ka dabba rang kaala, Suar jesi shakal, 18 feb ko ghar se saikal pe nikla tha,.. jane kin gatron me chala gaya hy...

kisi bhi Bhai ya bahen ko dikhai de..SEEDHA GOLI maar de....shukriyaa . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - || Height Of Self-Confidence |

STORY

"Once A Fisherman Got

Up Vry Erly In d

Morning Since Its

Impossible 2 See

Anything

He Wantd 2 Pass His

Time

He Found A Sack Full Of

Small Stones


He Began Tossing Them

Into The River

At Last Whn He Was Left

Wid One Stone To Toss

The First Stroke Of

Sunrise Came

He Saw The Stone He

Was Holding

It Was Diamond

He Then Realized That


He Had Thrown A Sack

Full Of Diamonds ..."

Moral :

Never Get Up Early In

The Morning ... ;->