Koi Sun''ne Ya Na Sun''ne Hum Tou Gaaye Ge Qawali...
Zong! 1st Sep Se Balance Check Karne Per Charge Laga Riaaa Hy
Jazz! Gaon Mei Ghanta Package Per Degree Bant Riaaa Hy
Ufone! Her Hafte Naya Ad Bana Riaaa Hy
Warid Glow! Feel Free Ka Nara Laga Riaaa Hy
Telenor Djuice! Tou Din Aur Rat Ko Ek Bana Rahaaa Hy
Bankey Mian Ki Qawali Hy Sab Se Nirali
Koi Sun''ne Ya Na Sun''ne Hum Tou Gaaye Ge
Qawali... =P ;->
Kia karta akaila main saja kar kOi mEhfil
Jab shehar main kisi ne nibahna hi nahi tha
Dil ne to bOhat chaha magar kis tarah jeetay
JeenaY k liye kOi bahana hi nahi tha
Mur mur k dekhta raha maiN Umar bhar magar
Tum aaye nahi tum ko to aana hi nahi tha
Aik rasta bacha tha wO bhi lotne ka tha
Jata main kahaN kOi thikana hi nahi tha
Ab jhuk k mere lash ko jhinjhOr rahe ho
Jaise tumhare "SHAYAR" ko jana hi nahi tha
jahan bhi msg krunga 5-10 msg ek sath bhej dunga
"wanted"
ek baar jo mene "sms" KRNA shuru kr diya to
uske baad to mai apne "balance" ki bhi nhi sochta.. "dabbang" hum tumhare mobile me itne sms krenge ki confuse ho jaoge ki konsa padhe or konsa delete kre."ready"duniya me tumhe sab se zyada msg sirf 3 log karenge:i,me, and myself.."body guard" mujh par ek ehsaan KRNA mere msg mujhe re send mat KRNA...
a lot of words i want you to tell me as well...
i want to see your face both laughing and tears.....
i have been thinking of you, and i feel that just that will make my heart stronger..
no mater the time i will be wishing on these fleeting feelings, like i am reaching out to you..
DIL TO AIK HAY
Your sincerity is like Telenor,
CHAHO KUCH BARH K
Your love is like Haleeb,
GARHA JO HAY
Your smile is like twist,
HILA K RAKH DAY
Your voice is like Nokia,
CONNECTING PEOPLE
Your style like ufone,
TUM HI TO HO
Your dressing like Mobilink JAZZ,
AUR SUNAO
My response like Warid,
WE CARE
khunchuus ke man main alag hi khayal aa rahe the "isskaa khoon kaise piyaa jaaye"
KAAN film festival ke saare guest ab aa chuke the...dharmesh darshan ke sar par ab pappu mandra raha tha....pappu, bittu, chintu, pintu....bahar
Faarikh paan, jagtaap bachpan, Alif ali paan ke haath par baithe maze se khoon pii rahe the..
tabhi diya mirza ne red carpet par entry maari......;-
I sit and close my eyes, imagine
your face, your touch, your kiss,
and when I open my eyes, I see sparkling
and glittering stars around me .
How lucky I am to have you, my love!
I do not need any light to see
as you are my light.
I Love You.
As we all know that isb had been through
so many strikes and holidays,
last year.
So, to cover-up that all the students
must hav to convince
our skools admin team to
open the skool on 14th Feb (Sunday);-)
aik aadmi ne sardar se pocha sardar gi
aap ki bivi ne kis subject mein Msc ki hai?
aur aap k Fsc mein konsy subjects thy?
sardar bola subjectan da ty meno pata nehin.
name plate da matlb aa
Msc.mother of seven children aur
Fsc .father of seven children... =P ;->
Ek din me uske sath gaya date per,
Phir usne apni birthday pe bulaya cake pr,
Hum ne kuch baten ki beth kr,
Uske bhai ne hamari baten sunli late kr,
Phir usne mujhe chamat lgaya khench kr,
Ek haftey tak me leta rha bed pr,
Ab kabhi nahi jaonga date pr... =P ;->
man:I''d like to buy som dog food
Salesman: do u''ve dog?
Man:Yes
sale:Wr?
Man:home
Sale:i''m sory cnt sel u unles i c dog.Store policy
next day
man:do u''ve cat food?
Sale:whr''s cat?
Man:home
Sales:sory can''t sel u unles I c cat
3day man walks in wid bag
Sale:Wts in bag?
Man: put ur hand in
Sale:It''s warm and moist Wat is it?
Man: p0tty!! I need toilet paper.... =P ;->
"I''m eighty-four, " answered the old man.
"Eighty-four! And how old is your wife?"
"My wife is eighty-one. "
"My, my," said the lawyer, "And how long have you been married?"
"Next September we will complete sixty-two years."
"Married for sixty-two years?! Why would you want a divorce now?"
"Because," the man answered calmly, "enough is enough."
Once in a rain there was an old man standing with a book in his hand for sale.
A man came to him & asked for buying.
He sold the book for Rs. 3000 & said,
"DON''T OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK"
Else you face problem.
Man finished reading all pages with great fear but not last page.
Out of his curiousity he opened the last page one day.
Then he was shocked to see,
Rs.3O/=
Kanjoos: Thanda peo ge ya Garam?
Mehman: Thanda.
Kanjoos: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?
Mehmaan: Pepsi
Kanjoos: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me?
Mehmaan: Glass me.
Kanjoos: Saada glass ma ya design wala?
Mehmaan: Design wala.
Kanjoos: Lines wala ya flowers wala.
Mehman: Flowers wala.
Kanjoos: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala.
Mehman: Chambeli wala.
Kanjoos: Sorry Yaar! Hamaray ghar me aisa glass nahi hay.
A friend is light,
bright enough to conquer
the darkness of broken heart,
bringing sunshine to the soul,
making the whole world seem bright and hopeful.
A friend is love,
a special blessing from above,
bringing warmth to a heart grown cold,
making life a grand and exciting adventure.
A friend is laughter,
a gift of joy,
leaving behind a smile
and erasing all traces of woe,
making everything seem shiny and new.
Kisi kumzoor lamhe me
Agar me tum se ye keh doon
Mujhe tum se muhabbat hai
Tum ye mat samajh lena
Mein ne sach kaha ho ga
Aisi dilnasheen baatoon ko
Aise dilbar peraye me kehna
Mujhe buchpan se aata hai
Meri aankhein mera chehra
Mera ye besakhta lehja
Ye sab kuch jhoot kehta hai mager
Is jhoot me aik sach bhi hai ke
Mujhe tum se MUHABBAT hai
K Har Kisi k Hath Me Mobile Aa gaya,
JisNe Kabhi Larki Na PataYi Ho''''BABU'''',
Wo Gandu b Date Maar k Aa gaya,
Bari Aag Lagti Hay Us Waqt dimagh Me,
Koi Kahe k Teri Bachi Ka Number Mere Pas Aa gaya,
Ye Ajab zaleel panay Ka Part Hy''''BABU'''',
Pehle 100 Ka Card Aata Tha Ab EasyLoad b Aa gaya,
Ab Poori Raat Sirf Ek Rupay Me Baat,
Saare TharkiYo Ko Ye Package Pasand Agaya;-
Phir usne apni birthday pe bulaya cake pr,
Hum ne kuch baten ki beth kr,
Uske bhai ne hamari baten sunli late kr,
Phir usne mujhe chamat lgaya khench kr,
Ek haftey tak me leta rha bed pr,
Ab kabhi nahi jaonga date pr... =P ;->
Amazing Home Remedies
A Mousetrap placed on
top of Ur alarm clock wl
prevent U from rolling over
n going back to sleep
after U hit the alarm off ..
Have a bad Tooth Ache ?
Smash Ur Thumb with a
Hammer n U wl 4get abt
the Tooth Ache ..
For High Blood Pressure
Sufferers:
Simply cut Urself n bleed
for a few minutes, thus
reducing Pressure in
Veins ..
If U ''ve Bad Cough ?
Take a large dose of
Jamal-Gota then U wl b
afraid to cough ... ;)
FRIEND$HIP MEAN BEAUTY OF A HUMAN
FRIEND$HIP MEAN LIKE GOLD$
FRIEND$HIP MEAN FRE$H FLOWER
FRIEND$HIP MEAN FEELING
FRIEND$HIP MEAN HAPPINE$$
FRIEND$HIP MEAN PLEA$ED
FRIEND$HIP MEAN $HARING
FRIEND$HIP MEAN THINKING
FRIEND$HIP MEAN $UGGE$TION
FRIEND$HIP MEAN CONNECTION
FRIEND$HIP MEAN WA$TING TIME
FRIEND$HIP MEAN KILLER OF LIFE
FRIEND$HIP MEAN TEA$ING
FRIEND$HIP MEAN JOKING
FRIEND$HIP MEAN GOOD RELATION$HIP
FRIEND$HIP MEAN GOOD PARTNER
FRIEND$HIP MEAN CALLING IN A $AVIOR CONDITION
FRIEND$HIP MEAN LEAVING IN A $AVIOR CONDITION
FRIEND$HIP MEAN LIVING IN A GOOD CONDITION
Ladka bola :
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.
Chawal 1 Rupay K 2 Danay,
Daal 50 Paisay Ki 4 Danay,
Oil 10 Rupay Ka 2 Drop,
Doodh 2 Rupay Ka 1 Qatra,
List K Neeche 1 Zaruri Note Bhi Likha Hoga Kay Jo Bhi Yeh Sab Cheezein Khareede Ga Usay Asli Desi Ghee Ki Khushboo Muft Soonghnay Ko Milay Gi.
"I have found a wallet wid thousands of currency & a credit card & ID Card of that person it belongs to, his name is Jamshed Khan, House #3, Gulshan e Iqbal, Karachi.
DJ: "so U want to give him back his wallet?
Pathan: Oo khocha nai, I want to dedicate him a song... ;->
Thomas Edison''s Mother:
"Of course Im
Proud Tht U Inventd
Electric Bulb. Nw Turn
It Off & Get 2 Bed"
Albert Einstein''s"
"Its Ur Senior Picture,
Can''t U Do Someting
Abt Ur Hair?
Styling Gel, Mousse
Something?"
Abraham Lincoln''s:
"Agn Wid d Stovepipe Hat?
Can''t U Just Wear A Baseball
Cap Like The Othr Kids ?"
Michelangelo''s:
"Cant U Paint On Walls
Like Other Kids? Do
U''ve Any Idea How Hard
It Is 2 Get Tht Stuff
Off d Ceiling "
They receive many msgs but they send ''ikka dukka'' msgs in a week.
Actually they r spacial kind of ''bgairat''.
They become more ''Dheet'' after a lot of ''baisti''.
They are bikhari infront of frndz. but very Sakhee 4 their girlfrnds n boyfrnds.
And they never eat ''SHARAM''. :-P
hasti khelti jindgi ki barbadi karli.
Din ache ho gaye 3 aur bache ho gaye,
ek din office ki ghanti khadki.
Aage se patni bhadki,
"aap vaha bethe kalam ghasit rahe hain
aur yahan aap k bache aur mere bache milke
hamare bacho ko peet rahe hain!"
1. " Science say Gira Arts me Atka"
2." Fail hoty ko Practicals ka Sahara"
3. "Dagree le k Aag me Daal"
4. "3rd Divsion pas Ghar ka na Ghat ka"
5. "Dost wo jo Imtihan me Cheating Karary"
6. " Likhna na Jnay, Nib terhi"
7. "Qadar kho Deta hai Roz ka University jana".''
Ye PAKISTAN nhi
CHAAND ka tukra hy
Aur Chaand pr na Light hoti hy,
na Paani, na Gas,
na Aata, na Cheeni,
So plz no tension,
Enjoy your life on Moon ... ;->
Kbhi Kbhi Mere Dil Me Khayal Ata Hy Agr
Altaf Bhai London NaJate To Kya Hota?
To 9.0 Pe Unka Mazar Hota
Mustafa Kamal mazr k upar over head or nechay under pas bana kar signal free mazar banata
Farooq Sattar Sajada Nashin Hota
Babar Ghauri Wahan Charas Bechta
Wasim Akhtar Jooty Rakhny K Paise Leta
Shoaib Bukhari Langar Ki Degh Bnata
Saleem Shehzad Jeben Kat''ta
Baqi Rabta Commity Qawali Gati... =P ;->
1st dost:mra dil krta he k men bht ziada mehnt kr k ek kamyab insan banon.
2nd dost: mn chahta hun k social workr bn k logon ki bhlai k kam krn.
3rd dost:yar meri ek hi khwahsh he k uni mn hungama ho or 10 din bycott hon or phr har papr mai 8,8 din ka gap ho.
2nu doston ny usy thappr mar k kaha
"wah! prhna oxford ma aur khwab KARACHI UNIVERSITY k" =P ;->
