Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, “How’s the situation?”
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.
They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!”..:-P
Think for an hour that someone is missing you.
Think for a day and month that someone is missing you.
Think for a year and whole life that someone is missing you.
After your death really someone will be missing you.
The road I''m on is dark, I''m not sure if I know the way, Yet with you right beside me, I''m certain I won''t stray.
Protect me from the world, I know we''ll make it through,
Give me all the strength I need..... Let me lean on you."
After few mints he saw many children his wife has & he ask doctor : ye sab kya hai
Doctor: sir ye DHOOM 1 OR YE 2 YE 3 ,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 DHOOM again ,again ,again, and again
Jab load shedding ho out of control,
khirki darwaze khol ....
khirki darwaze khol...
Chanda mama ko bol!
All izzz wel
KESC wale kia jane student ka ab kya hoga??
Revision krega ya pasine mei khuwar hoga?
tu mom Bati jala.
Generator chala. U.P.S laga k bol
Bhaiya all iz well
Janix all izz wel ;->
Pol¡CemAn nE Roka oR poocha:Tum Jantay hO mA¡N Kon hoON?
Nashai Sahab Ne Gor Se Dekha oR kaha:NAHI...!
Haan agR Tum ye Bta Do k Tumhara ghar Kahan hai?
TO mAIN tumhaien tumharay ghar Tak Chor Aaon ga.
Merey khulus ko pehchanta ho bus kafi hai
Who koi bhi ho, kahin bhi ho, kesa bhi ho
Meri khatir marney ka hosla bhi rkhta ho
Agar kabhi rooth jaoon mein us sey to
Muskra key manayee, woh aisa ho
Jo baat karey to woh nibha bhi sakey
Iradon mein woh apney chatanon jaisa ho
Dukhon mein hansney ka hunar janta ho
Ik aisa hamsafar jo samandar kitarah gahrah ho
Us key pyaar ki thandak ho merey liye aisi
Key woh to bilkul aasman key chand jaisa ho
Woh sirf mera ho, jo nigahon mein haya rakhta ho
Umar bhar saath chalney ka azam-e-wafa rakhta ho
Jo khwab deney ko qadir ho meri aankhon ko
Meri mohabbat ko pehchan sakay woh aisa ho
"The Return of Phoolan Devi"
Directed by: Condo Lisa Rice
Produced by: GHQ Rawalpindi
Script in: USA & UK
Actor: Musharraf
Actoress: Benazir
Supporting Actor: Maulana Diesel
Characterless Actors: Chaudharies
Dancer: Sherry Rehman
Action sound track by: MQM
Action sponsored by: Al-Qaeda
Kaun Tha Wo Kameena!
Agar Larkey Ko Ulti Aaye to us K Parents Kehtey hain....
Kameenay Kya Nasha Kar k Aaya hai !
MORAL !!!
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ULTI Larki Ko Aaye..
Ya...
Larkey Ko...
KAMEENA Hamesha Larka hi hota hai...
GEO KAMEEENO...
kyun?
coz love ho gha to shadi ho ghee, shadi ho ghee to oonch neech b hoti hai aur oonch neech honey sey pyar blast ho jata hai,
issi liye to,
Oh my friend keep way,
We can remain frnds in this way
Petrol 66.70 Rupay hai
Is liye Aapke Aney Haaney k Liye Paish Hai.
"KHOTA TOYOTA"
Model 2010
Petrol ka Dushman,
jab tak Dil kary Chalate raho,
5 years Maintenance Free,
Sponsered by:
Jahan Khuab Wahan KHOTA TOYOTA. :-)''
car driver- "mein iss inaam se apna driving license banwaunga"
pichli seat par baithi uski maa boli- "iski bat ka yakin mat karo.
ye sharab pi kr kuch b bolta hai."
uske papa bole- "muje pata tha ki chori ki car me
hm zyada dur nhi ja payenge."
Tabhi dikki se awaz ayi-
"bhai hmne border par kar lia kya ?.............. "
* TALAASH GUMSHUDA *
neeche staff ne usey hatho hath dhar lia or airman uski wardi utarne mein help karne laga
pathan fakhar se:aj mn ne india ke 2 jahaz,
1 aabdoz ko mara hai,
airman:lekn sir g apne 1 ghalti krdi
pathan:wo kia?
Airman:bs ap ghalti se india land kr gaye hain.
To improve exam system, same should be infused in exams.
1- Reduce exam duration to 1:30 hr & marks to 50.
2- Introduce strategic break after 30 mints.
3- Give free hit,
that is a chance for students to write there own questions & answers.
4- 1st 20 mins power play, that is no examiner in the exam hall.
5- Introduce fair play awards.
6- Cheer girls to dance for correct answers..
Soch Ker Batao ye Kis Film ka Dialog Hy .... ;->
Good love; its when someone cares about you deeply, and when you''re crying, they make you laugh when you don''t even want to smile.
Great love; someone who physically wipes the tears away if you happen to be crying in front of them.
But true love...it knows. Its that person who notices your abscence, goes to find you, and when they find you, they don''t wipe the tears away...they kiss the tears away. They hold you, long and tight, until you fall asleep in their arms.
hum wo aashiq hein jo
kyun?
coz love ho gha to shadi ho ghee, shadi ho ghee to oonch neech b hoti hai aur oonch neech honey sey pyar blast ho jata hai,
issi liye to,
Oh my friend keep way,
We can remain frnds in this way
Japnese guy visitd Pakistan & took taxi 2 go 2 friend''s house.
On the way,
Toyota pased by.
He told the driver:
Toyota, made in Japan runs very fast.
Then
Honda passed.
He again:
Honda, made in Japan runs very fast.
Then
for Prado,
He again gave same compliment.
Taxi Driver got angry.
When reached the destination,
Taxi driver:
Rs.4,000 Please.
Japnese:Wht?
So much this is.
The angry drivr replied:
Txi meter
Made in Pakistan run fast ;->
Dard Dil da hove ta seh layye
Je Dil hi dard ban jave te ki kariye?
Jihnu Dil de rog sunaunde c
OHI rog de jave te ki kariye?
Saady nal hi Jisdi dunia c
Je chadd tur jave te ki kariye?
Asi aj v rahwan takde han
OH rah bhul javy te ki kariye
Bas ik shikayt hai tum sy,
Main jab bhi perhnay lagta hon.
Tum chupky sy ajati ho,
Aur aky mujhy behkati ho.
Na jany kiya smjhati ho,
Aur apny pass bulati ho.
Yeh soch zra,
Ae mairi jaan!
Kuch kaam bhi hai is duniya ke,
Har waqt ki chahat theek nahi.
Aghosh teri to phir bhi sahi,
Lekin yeh waqt hai perhny ka.
Ja aj mujhy tu perhnay dy,
Ae NEEND..!
Mujhy kuch krny Dy.
Gar ye ty hai ky yehe khyeel dobara ho ga''
Jis ky hony sy meri sans chla karti thi ''
Kis tara us ky bagar gozara ho ga......''
Ishq karna hai to din rat usy sochna hy''
Our koch zyhan mein aya to khsara ho ga''
Moj ko malom hai junhen mein kdam rhkun ga''
Zandgi tyra koi or kanara ho ga...................''
Ye Jo Chappal Main Pehan Kar Aya Hon
Mat Samjho K Isay Chura Kar Laya Hon
Ye Sub Khuda Ki Deen Hai Mere Bhai
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ussi k ghar se utha kar laya hon... ;->
ye jo chappal main p
Ye Jo Chappal Main Pehan Kar Aya Hon
Mat Samjho K Isay Chura Kar Laya Hon
Ye Sub Khuda Ki Deen Hai Mere Bhai
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ussi k ghar se utha kar laya hon... ;->
