Toyota pased by.
He told the driver:
Toyota, made in Japan runs very fast.
Then
Honda passed.
He again:
Honda, made in Japan runs very fast.
Then
for Prado,
He again gave same compliment.
Taxi Driver got angry.
When reached the destination,
Taxi driver:
Rs.4,000 Please.
Japnese:Wht?
So much this is.
The angry drivr replied:
Txi meter
Made in Pakistan run fast ;->
Uthamam dadadath padham,
.
.
.
madiam padham thuchuk thuchuk,
kanishtam thur thuria padham,
sur suri paranag ghatgum... =P
In sh0rt,
Poooooon... ;->
Uthamam dadadath padham,
.
.
.
madiam padham thuchuk thuchuk,
kanishtam thur thuria padham,
sur suri paranag ghatgum... =P
In sh0rt,
Poooooon... ;->
1st: Me 1 lrka hn
Tm kon ho?
2nd: Mjhy nai pta
1st:Acha w8 (ye kh kr wo blankt k andr gya
or thori dr bd nikla) "tm lrki ho"
2nd: Tmhy kese pta?
.
1st: Q k mere blue socks hai, or tmhare pink hai.
Moral :
Har waqt GANDI BATEN mat socha karo.. ;->
boy tujhko kya bhejon?
Boy: Tujhko Kya Bhejon?
Barish Ki Pehli Boond?
Aasman Ka Sab se Roshan Tara?
Shakh Pe Khila Surkh Gulab?
Muthi Main Qaid Ik Jugnu?
Honton Pe Saji Ek Khuahish?
Ya
Aankhon Ka Ik Khuaab?
Girl: Mujhe Bas 5 Kilo Cheeni Bhejdo. :-)
Koi Sun''ne Ya Na Sun''ne Hum Tou Gaaye Ge Qawali...
Zong! 1st Sep Se Balance Check Karne Per Charge Laga Riaaa Hy
Jazz! Gaon Mei Ghanta Package Per Degree Bant Riaaa Hy
Ufone! Her Hafte Naya Ad Bana Riaaa Hy
Warid Glow! Feel Free Ka Nara Laga Riaaa Hy
Telenor Djuice! Tou Din Aur Rat Ko Ek Bana Rahaaa Hy
Bankey Mian Ki Qawali Hy Sab Se Nirali
Koi Sun''ne Ya Na Sun''ne Hum Tou Gaaye Ge
Qawali... =P ;->
Hui thi election main khari
Pata nahin kahan se goli chali
Ho gaye musibat khari
Jane kya kya hua
Samjhayon main yeh ab kis kis ko
Dil main mere haiDard-e-Bhutto
Dard-e-Bhutto
Dard-e-Bhutto
Dil main mere hai
Dard-e-Bhutto
Dard-e-Bhutto
Dard-e-Bhutto
1st dost:mra dil krta he k men bht ziada mehnt kr k ek kamyab insan banon.
2nd dost: mn chahta hun k social workr bn k logon ki bhlai k kam krn.
3rd dost:yar meri ek hi khwahsh he k uni mn hungama ho or 10 din bycott hon or phr har papr mai 8,8 din ka gap ho.
2nu doston ny usy thappr mar k kaha
"wah! prhna oxford ma aur khwab KARACHI UNIVERSITY k" =P ;->
ek teacher se puchha
tum kabhi mere tarha kar bhi lo ikraar-e-wafa,
pyar karte ho tou phir pyar chupate q ho…
ashq aankho mei mere dekh k rote q ho,
dil bhar aata hai to phir dil ko dukhate q ho…
in se vaabasta hai jab mera muqadar phir tum,
mere shano se ye zulf hatatay q ho…
roz mar mar k mujhe jeenay ko kehte q ho,
milne aatay ho to phir laut k jatay q ho…
apne haatho se u chehre ko chupate q ho,
mujh se sharmate ho tou saamne atay q ho…
Aik baat bataoon?
Koi jaaye aur pyar k "dushmanoon" sey kahey k uss(Bijli) na ley jaya karein.
subajh sham dil beqrar rehta har
koi joke, koi shair, koi kahani bhejo
tum se rabta karne ko dil lagatar rehta hai
hoti hai khushi mil jaye jo msg tumhara
dair ho jaye, Ji sogawar rehta hai
teray her lafz se roshni photti hai
teray her khayal pe mujhe ikhtiar rehta hai
ab to mushkil hai is package se bachna
10 rupes loan "U" walon ka aksar udhar rehta hai . . . ;->
1. You can become an engineer if you go to an Engineering college,
But don''t expect to be a President going to the Presidency College!
2. Expect a BUS at a BUS Stop, but Don''t expect a FOOL at FULLSTOP(.)
3. A Mechanical engineer becomes a mechanic
Then why not a software engineer become a software?
4. Find keys in a Key board
But do not expect a mother in mother board.
5. Study anything you want and get a certificate in subject of your studies
But don''t expect a death certificate studying "Dying and Death." :-|
Teacher- Yes, But
Only After Reciting The
Alphabates !
Kid- Ok !
"A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,
M,N,O,
Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z !"
Teacher- Where Is "P" ?
Kid- Its Running
Down My Leg !!
Plz Let Me Go To The
Bathroom ... ;->
Tijori Par Likha Tha..
" TIJORI KO TORNE KI ZARURAT NAHI,
452 No. LAGAO AUR SAMNE WALA LAAL BUTTON DABAO,
TIJORI KHUL JAYEGI "
Jaise he button dabaya alarm baja aur police aagyi.
Jate waqt chor malik se bola..
"AAJ MERA INSANIYAT SE VISHWAS UTH GAYA" . . . ;->
"==LyF Ki RiNgToNe=="
Gham Ko Karo Delete
Khushi Ko Karo Save
Rishton Ko karo Recharge
Dosti Ko karo Download
Dushmani Ko Karo Erase
Sach Ka Karo Broadcast
Jhoot Ko karo Switch Off
Tention Ko Karo Not Rechargeable
Pyar Ki karo InComing On
Nafrat Ki karo OutGoing Off
Lanuage Ko Karo Control
Hansi Ka Karo Outbox Full
Aansu Ka Karo Inbox Khaali
Gusse Ko karo Hold
Muskan Karo Send
Help Ko Karo Ok
Self Ko karo Autolock
Dil Ko Karo Viberate
Phir Dekho Lyf Ki Ringtone Kitni Polyphonic Ho Jaye Gi....... :->
3 dost oxford unvrsty k cafeteria
mn bethy apni felngs share kr rhy thy.
1st dost:mra dil krta he k men bht ziada mehnt kr k ek kamyab insan banon.
2nd dost: mn chahta hun k social workr bn k logon ki bhlai k kam krn.
3rd dost:yar meri ek hi khwahsh he k uni mn hungama ho or 10 din bycott hon or phr har papr mai 8,8 din ka gap ho.
2nu doston ny usy thappr mar k kaha
"wah! prhna oxford ma aur khwab KARACHI UNIVERSITY k" =P ;->
Perfect Love Isn''t Receiving,
Its Giving & Forgiving
Perfect Love Isn''t Red Roses On Valentine''s Day,
Its The Rest Of The 364 Days Of Knowing You Love Someone
Perfect Love Is Not Phone Calls & Stolen Kisses,
Its The Silent Smile In Memory Of Your Sweetheart
Perfect Love Isn''t A Grand Wedding,
But Spending A Lifetime Together
Perfect Love Isn''t Fight-kiss & Make-ups,
Its Loving The One Who Annoys The Hell Out Of You
High Level Insult....
Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.
Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.
Johnny:
My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.
Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?
Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own Business!!;-)
Ans: Princess Diana''s Death-
Shocked .....
Why
Lemme Explain.....!!!
"A ENGLISH princess, with an EGYPTIAN boyfriend, crashes in a FRENCH tunnel, driving a GERMAN car, with a DUTCH engine, driven by a BELGIAN driver, who was drunk on SCOTTISH whisky, followed by ITALIAN papparazi, on JAPANESE motocycles, treated by an AMERICAN doctor, using BRAZILIAN medicine......." ;->
KArAchi RoCk3rS
JUDGE: Ahaa so u r a teacher,
I have waited for this moment all my life,
now write down
"I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT"
5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET U GO ;->
1) they Look healthy due to packings inside
2)wearing new unwashed clothes
3) new haircut n face shave
4) they do not speak or engage in talk
5) Recite something in their mouth
Keep an eye on your surroundings and when you see someone like mentiond above
Tey tusi v kalma par lena tawada v time agya g .... =P ;)
Farq sirf itna sa ha
ans: bcoz fire engine has ladder,ladder has steps,
steps r foot long n measured by ruler,
ruler can be king or queen, elizabeth was a queen..
elizabeth is also name of ship,ship floats on sea,
fiahes live in sea,fishes have fins,fins r people from finland,
national flag of finland is red ,
so fire engine is red in colour
K Har Kisi k Hath Me Mobile Aa gaya,
JisNe Kabhi Larki Na PataYi Ho''''BABU'''',
Wo Gandu b Date Maar k Aa gaya,
Bari Aag Lagti Hay Us Waqt dimagh Me,
Koi Kahe k Teri Bachi Ka Number Mere Pas Aa gaya,
Ye Ajab zaleel panay Ka Part Hy''''BABU'''',
Pehle 100 Ka Card Aata Tha Ab EasyLoad b Aa gaya,
Ab Poori Raat Sirf Ek Rupay Me Baat,
Saare TharkiYo Ko Ye Package Pasand Agaya;-
A: Mere khayal Mei Mard ziyada sharif hote hain, kyun k Mardo Mei
Umar Sharif,
Nawaz Sharif,
Shehbaz Sharif,
hain.
Jab k Aurton Mei sirf 1 Babra Sharif hi hai or wo kitni sharif ha ye ham sab janty hain
1sr Yr: Yahoo I''m In
Medical College
2nd Yr: Kahan Phans
Gaya? Help Me
3rd Yd: Severe
Migraine, Sumtymz
Pagalpan b
4th Yr: Aah Soon It''ll
b Over
5th Yr: Finaly It''ll b
Over
House Job: I Did It
Job : I Love Myself
W8 a Min !
Sunthing Is Missing
Ohhh !!! Meri
"JAWANI" ;->
The wife decided to make a wish too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"It really works!"
Shikari dost say:Agr tu meri jgha hota to kya krtay?
Dost:Meri to dar k maaray potti hee nikal jati!
Shikari: Hanstay huay,to SHER itni dair say phisal ks pay rha tha... =P ;->
