Funny SMS Messages - meri jhukki nazroon

Ye Jo Chappal Main Pehan Kar Aya Hon

Mat Samjho K Isay Chura Kar Laya Hon

Ye Sub Khuda Ki Deen Hai Mere Bhai

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ussi k ghar se utha kar laya hon... ;->

ye jo chappal main p

Ye Jo Chappal Main Pehan Kar Aya Hon

Mat Samjho K Isay Chura Kar Laya Hon

Ye Sub Khuda Ki Deen Hai Mere Bhai

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ussi k ghar se utha kar laya hon... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - ApuN Ko FAQEER

What is BUSINESS ?

Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.

Son: No

Dad: The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter.

Son: then Ok.

Dad goes o Bill Gates.

Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.

Bill Gates: No

Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.

Bill Gates: Than ok

Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank.


Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank.

President:No

Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.

President: Then OK

That’s business…!!

Funny SMS Messages - Police:Tumhe kal

5 Signs U Need To Be A Taliban:

1. U Have More Wives Than Teeth

A2. U Own A $5000 Rocket Launcher But Can''t Afford Shoes.

3. U Refine Heroin But Haue A Moral Objection To Beer.

4. U Think Vests Come In 2 Sttyles : Bullet Proof And Suicide.

And Most Significantly !

5. U Wipe Your Arse With A Stonee....

Friendship SMS Messages - anso tary nikly

Sometimes I wonder why V r Frndz?

What made us so special for eachother

that V chose each other as good Frndz.

Then I think may b it was our fate

that made us care for eachother


that made us understand eachother

but then again a tear comes in my eye

thinking one day my Fndz will leave me

getting busy with their lives but I stop

my tears saying some silent words

"I TRUST MY FRNDZ,

THEY WON''T LEAVE ME"

Dedicated to all my special Frndz

Funny SMS Messages - Majnoo Laila Ki

Some Of The Unrefusable Facts Of Today''s World.

Today We Have Bigger Houses But Small Families,

More Degrees But Less Common Sense,

Advanced Medicines But Poor Health,

Touched Moon But No Contact With Our Neighbours,

High Income But Less Peace Of Mind,

Free Sms''s But No Intention To Send Anyone.. =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Accounts K Student Ki Gali

Agar Allah Hamare Awam Ko Aqal Dede To Keya Hoga..?

Qazi Husen Kele Beche Ga.

Molana F.Rahman Bas Men Conductari Kare Ga.

Ch.Brothar''s Bhenson K Bare Me Dudh Jama Kare Ge..

Zardari Amrikion Ke Kutte Nehlae Ga..

Sh Rashid Hira Mandi Men Dalali Kare Ga..

Nawaz Sharef Arbion K Ount Charrae Ga..

Musharaf..

P.C Karachi K Gate Pe Pagri Bandh K Khara Hoga Mere Or Tumhare Leye Gate Kholne..

Or Altaf Hussen Bason Mei Manjan Beche Ga.. ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Boy : From The Day I''m ur Frnd, I''m Not Able To Eat, Drink, Smoke. . . . ! ! !

1 admi ki shadi hui, us ne dost se mashwra lya k wo kese apni bv ka dil jeet skta hy

Frnd: Us k pas cigerate lga kr jana or us ka dhunwa us k mu pe mar k kehna

Janu agr tm kaho to ye adat b chor skta hun.

Us ne ja kr esa hi kia....!

Bv ne sun kr jwab dia

"Agr Gold Leaf hai te ek suta menu v lawa"

Funny SMS Messages - Bantas advise:

Soldier to General:

Sir!


A small enemy group is attacking..

General:

Quickly bring me my red shirt..

"After Enemyz Defeat"

Soldier:

Sir why d red shirt??

General:

In red shirt if i got shot, my soldiers would''nt see my blood so they wont b discouraged..

Soldier:

Sir 100 enemy tanks are attacking..

General:

Hurry up!

Bring me

My Yellow Trousers.... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Youngistaan se kabristan...

Gharaylo Totky

1-agr apko kutta kat ly to ap usy kat len.Hisab brabr

2-Dudh phut jay to sfaed dhage sy c len,Ksi ko pta nhe chlega

3-Agr apka qad chota hy tu 3,4 bar phansi lga lain agr bach gy tu bht faida hoga

4-Agr ap k bal girty hn tu tind krwa lain phr nhi girain gy.

Naughty SMS Messages - Sardarni To Sardar

"Potti Remix"

1 tatti, s0u afsanay..

Tatti ki dalali mei m0u kala

0ne tatti a day, keepz d0ct0r away

tatti tatti pe likha hai khanay walay ka naam

Dh0bi ki tatti, ghar ki na ghaat ki

tatti kar darya mai dal.

Tatti in need, iz a tatti indeed..

Ghar ki tatti, g0bar barabar..

Little red tatti h0od..

Tatti na kya tOu Phir kYa jiyA..

Funny SMS Messages - 2day i have not

''Badtameez'' Friends are always ''bdtmz''.

They receive many msgs but they send ''ikka dukka'' msgs in a week.

Actually they r spacial kind of ''bgairat''.

They become more ''Dheet'' after a lot of ''baisti''.

They are bikhari infront of frndz. but very Sakhee 4 their girlfrnds n boyfrnds.

And they never eat ''SHARAM''. :-P

Funny SMS Messages - boys r inteligent than girls!

An ailing grandmother is talking to her favourite granddaughter.

"Dori,I''m old n weak,

n I know that the time for me to leave is near.

I want u to inherit my farm,

includin the barn,the villa,the tractors,the farmhouse,all the livestock."

"Wow, Thank u so much,Grandma!

I didnt know u even HAD a farm.

where is it?"

grandma replied,

"You can find it on my Facebook account.


Just click on Farmvil after login in

password: just4dori.. =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - ''Sincere Apology:

Bush asks God:When will Iraq be mine?

God:Not in ur life time.bush cries.

Mushraf asks God:When will Kashmir be in Pakistan?

God:Not in ur life time.mushraf cries.

And i asked God:When will this reader get brain?

This time God cries,and says:Not in my life time.

Love SMS Messages - Everythin In Life

The heart is the main organ of the body. It is said that our heart keeps us alive,

but I believe its what is inside our hearts that gives us the drive to live.

The love thats inside our heart that makes us who we are. The greatest gift in my eyes is the ability to love.

To share the love we hold in our hearts is the greatest gift God has given us because people only can live for so long,

but our memories and our love last for eternity.

Funny SMS Messages - Memon Boss 2 worker:

Aap Q Pareshaan Hain...???

Kia Aap Ko Theek Terha Se Neend Nahi Aati...

Kia Raat Ko Sote Main

Jaag Jate Hain

Kia Raat Ko jaagne Ki Waja Se

Aap Ko Baar Baar Rona Bhi Parta Hai ???

Ab Mazeed Pareshaani Ki Zarurat Nahi

Kion K Hum Laaye Hain

Sirf Aap K Liye.....

PAMPERS Twin Pack

Ab Sirf 169 Rs/- Main

Chain Se Sona Khoob Barhna... ;->

Love SMS Messages - Short but deep quote

mein sahil pe likhi hui ebaarat nahein

jo lehroon sey mit jaati hai

mein baarish ki baarasti boond nahein

jo baras kar tham jati hai

mein khuaab nahein

jisey dekhaa aur bhula diya jaye

mein shama nahein

jisey phoonka aur bhuja diya jaye

mein hawa ka jhonka nahein

jo aya aur guzar gaya


mein chaand bhi nahein

jo raat k baad dhal jaata hai

mein to woh ehsaas hoon jo

tujh mein lahoo bun kar gardish karay

mein to woh rang hoon jo

teray dil par

chahray aur kabhi naa utray

mein to woh parwana hoon jo

jalta rahay aur fana naa hoga

khuaab, ibaaarat, hawak ki tarhaan


chaand, boond, shama ki tarhaan

meray mitnay ka sawaal hi nahein

KIYON K MEIN TO MOHABBAT HOON

AUR MOHABBAT KO KOI ZAWAAL NAhi

Funny SMS Messages - Ladkiya Burkha Pahanti

Shikari dost say: Mein ik mrtaba shikar pay gaya or SHER say saamna hua,wo meray peechay bhaagnay laga,mein b bhaagnay laga or bhaagtay bhaagtay thak gaya to ruka, SHER meray qarib aaya or phisal gaya. Mein phr bhaaga or phr thak k ruk gaya, SHER meray qarib aaya or phisal gaya.

Shikari dost say:Agr tu meri jgha hota to kya krtay?

Dost:Meri to dar k maaray potti hee nikal jati!

Shikari: Hanstay huay,to SHER itni dair say phisal ks pay rha tha... =P ;->

Love SMS Messages - Zindagi se sabhi ko

shikway bhi hazaron hain shikayat bhi bohat hai

iss dil ko magar uss say mohabat bhi bohat hai


aajati hai milnay wo tassavor main sar e sham

ek shaks ki itni si inayat bhi bohat hai

yeh bhi hai tamanna k usay dil say bhula dain

iss dil ko magar uss ki zaroorat bhi bohat hai

dekhain to zara pi k zeher e mohabbat

suna hai k iss zeher main lazzat bhi bohat hai

Funny SMS Messages - pathan and plastic

New Remix Song. . .

KhalBali Hai KhalBali

Emergency Ki Hai KhalBali

Musharaf ko Chor K Benazir Dubai Chali

Imran ko Hai Chul Bari

Altaf Bhai Ki Tou Nikal Pari

Qazi Ki Hai Sulag pari

Aitezaaz Ki Hai Farmaish Bari

Supreme Court Hai Ziddi Bari

Apne Pakistan Ki ho gayi Khatya Khari

Khalbali Hai Khalbali

Emergency Ki Hai KhalBhali . . . ;

Funny SMS Messages - 1 Aadmi TeleScope

Boy Frnd,Girl Frnd Sim Conection K Hisab Se

Jazz B/F:Hello Darling

Lrki:Or Sunao

U.Föne B/F:Kia Tmhre Dil Me,Me Hun


Lrki:Tum Hi To Ho

Zong B/F:Tmhe Chand Kahun Phul Kahun

Lrki:Sub Keh Do

Tlnr B/F:Kya Hr Lrki Bewfa Hy

Lrki:Yhi Hy Dhun Sb Ki

Warid B/F Tmne Acha Nhi Kra.

Lrki:Dekha Kya Hota Hy When U Zem It.

Funny SMS Messages - Love is magic

Sardiyon ki aik khubsurat raat thi.

Husband & wife aik garam kamble mein soe hoe the. Aadhi raat guzarne k bad wife ne achanak kaha:

sartaj mjhe shadid piyas lagi hai.

Ye sun kar shoar ne jaldi se pani barh

kar biwi ko day dia or biwi ne ose pi lia.

Moral:

Her husband or wife wala msg ganda nahe hota ;->

Love SMS Messages - I love the way that

Basti mein hai wo sannata k jangal maat lagy..
Shaam dhaly bhi ghar pohanchon to aadhi raat lagy..
Khat mein dil ki batein likhna achi baat nahi,
Ghar mein itnay log hein jaany kis k haath lagy…
Un sy bichray dil ko ujray barson beet gaye,
Aankhon ka ye hal abhi tak kal ki baat lagy…
Mutthi band kiye baitha hon k koi daikh naa ly,
K chaand pakarny ghar sy nikla “jugnoo” haath lagy

Funny SMS Messages - honesty is the best policy

Types of Girls ( Computer Humor )


CD-ROM GIRLS

She is always faster and faster

EMAIL GIRLS

Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense

HARD DISK GIRLS

She remembers everything, FOREVER

INTERNET GIRLS

Difficult to access

MULTIMEDIA GIRLS

She make horrible thing look beautiful


SCREENSAVER GIRLS

She is good for nothing but at least she is fun

RAM GIRLS

She forget about you, the moment turn her off

WINDOW GIRLS

Everyone know that she can"t do a thing right, but no one can

live with out her

VIRUS GIRLS

Also known as "wife"" when you are not expecting her, she comes,

install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to


uninstall her you will lose something, if don"t try you uninstall

her you will lose everything

SERVER GIRLS

Always busy when you need her

Love SMS Messages - As I feel the tear

As I feel the tear

As I feel the tear go down my cheek,

I notice that my heart is weak,

For the love I have for you,


Will always be gold and true,

I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past,

But know my love will always last,

Even though we are a distance apart,

You always have the key to my heart.

Funny SMS Messages - Two devils came in 2 my dreams.

News reporter:

KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform

par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray?

Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai,

sub ne patri par chalang laga di.

Reporter:Phir aap kaisay buch gaye?

Pathan:main khudkushi k liye patri per leta tha,


ye elan suna to main plateform per ja ker lait gaya:)

Funny SMS Messages - Bush ko agr joota

There is a ruler named Aman Singh who is a playboy. He decides to have only women in his city and that too, under the name "Shanti Devi."

To bolo Aman Singh ke city ka anthem kya hai?!

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Socho, socho!!

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-Nahin pata... arey zor daalo na!

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"yeh sheher hai AMAN ka... yahan ki fiza hai nirali... yahan pe sab SHANTI SHANTI hai"

Sad SMS Messages - j a a n a

'' USEY KEHNA''
Hum na Ukfat ka bharam sub sa juda rakha hay,
Goya seena ma tuja DIL ki jaga rakha hay.
DIL ya chaha k tu kabi badnaam na ho,
Dakh zikar tera hay pr naam chupa rakha hay.
Mera jis haath sa kiya tha tu na musafa,
Dhoya hi nahi honton sa laga rakha hay.
Ab ma samjha tera Rukhsar pa Till ka matlab,
Doulat-e-Husn par darbaar betha rakha hay.
JUDA ho gaye kuch pal k liye to kya hua,
Tari TASVEER ko seenay ma saja rakha hay.

Funny SMS Messages - Santa: Qutub Minar kahan hai?

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

Funny SMS Messages - Aaj K Baad

Agar buses k naam Pakistani actress pr hote..

REEMA over load hogae,

SAIMA k neeche aa kr 1 rahgeer halaak,

Accident me SANA ka front miror toot gaya,

Tez raftaari k ba''is, LAILA mor kat''te hue ulat gae,

MEERA pr sawar ho jao,

SHAHIDA MINI ka tyre puncture hogaya,

NIRMA thuk gae,

RESHAM ko loot lya gaya,

BABRA SHARIF ki bearing rod toot gae,

NIGHAT pr pathrao,

Aur ANJUMAN ko jala dia gaya... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Kutte ke chaar pair Q hote he??

Some Of The Unrefusable Facts Of Today''s World.

Today We Have Bigger Houses But Small Families,

More Degrees But Less Common Sense,

Advanced Medicines But Poor Health,

Touched Moon But No Contact With Our Neighbours,

High Income But Less Peace Of Mind,

Free Sms''s But No Intention To Send Anyone.. =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - People say "Failure is the stepping stone for success"

What if Acountants start making Movies....

1 - Muna Bhai C.A,,

2 - Hamara Ledger apke pas hai,,

3 - Maine overdraft kyon kia,,

4 - Journal sey Balance Sheet tak,,

5 - Kabhi Credit Kabhi Debit,,

6 - Cash Balance wale Profit Le Jayenge,,

7 - Hum Tax dE chuke Sanam,,

8 - Kyun TeLi ho gaya na?,,

9 - Mein Acounts ki Diwani hon,,

10 - Kaho na Depreciation hai...!!!

Love SMS Messages - Neend se kiya

Kaanch Ki Choori

Kitni Sada,
Kitni Pyari,
Kanch Ki Chori Jesi Larki,
...College K Ik Kamry Me Bethi,
Jany Kya Kuch Soch Rahi Thi,
Us Ka Hath Kalai Pr Tha,
Or Who Kch Kch Khofzada Thi,
Ab Kia Hoga???
Mai B Us K Pas Hi Betha,
Us Ko Ghur Sy Dekh Raha Tha,
Mene Us Ka Hath Pakra,
Aur Pyar Sy Pocha,
Kiya Qissa Hy?????
Uski Ankhen Bheeg Gaien,
Aur Wo Dheemi Si Awaz Me Boli..

Dekho..!!!

Chori Toot Gai

Funny SMS Messages - KUTTA KHA GAYA

teacher:bacho wada karo kabhi sharab,cigerate nhi peo gay?

bachay:nhi peean gay..

teacher:lerkion ka peecha nhi karo gay aur na hi unhain chero gay?

bachay:nhi karain gay...

teacher:is watan k liye apni zindagi qurban karo gay???

bachay:ker dain gay aise zindagi ka aur kerna b kia hay....

Love SMS Messages - We Love Ourself even

10 signs of u r in luv:

1. U walk really slow wen u r wid her/him.

2. U feel shy wen she/he is arund.

3. U smile wen u hear her/him voice.

4. Wen u look at her/him u cant c othr people arund.

6. U start listenin 2 slow songs.

7. U realise u r always smilin 2 urself

wen u think abut her/him.

8. U wud do anythn 2 c her/him.

9. U wer so busy thinkin abut her/him

dat u did nt c dat point no. 5 is missing.

10. Now u scrolled up n laugh on ur mistake.

Ha ha pakade gye!!

I cum 2 know u r in luv.

u got lost thinking abt him/her.

Funny SMS Messages - Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce

Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce

Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce

Court

Judge said, "and I''ve decided to give your wife $775 a week."

"That''s very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now

and then

I''ll try to send her a few bucks myself." ;->

Funny SMS Messages - A Punjab Policeman

Pyar Karo SUJAL Ki Terha

Shadian Karo KASHISH Ki Terha

Lambi Umar Ho BAA K Terha

Rote Raho TULSI Ki Terha

Sab Ko Hansao GATTU Ki Terha

Har Janam Main Aao ANURADH Ki Terha

Qismat Se Laro PRERNA Ki Terha

Shak Karo BAJAJ Ki Terha

Aur

Aur

Aur

T.v Band Karo


Insaan Bano Meri Terha . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Sardar Found A Monkey

Sardar Found A Monkey

Sardar Found A Monkey And Took It To Police Station.

Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao

Next Day He Sees The Sardar With The Monkey At A Bus Stop

Inspector: Me Ne Kaha Tha Isay Zoo Lejao Phir Tum Isay Sath Leay Q Ghoom Rhy Ho??

Sardar: Kal May Isay Le K Zoo Gya Tha

Bara Maza Aya

Aj Film Dikhany Leja Rha Hon...

Love SMS Messages - UNKE " HUSN " KE CHARCHE

A loving relationship is one
in which the loved one is free to be himself
to laugh with me, but never at me;
to cry with me, but never because of me;
to love life, to love himself, to love being loved.
Such a relationship is based upon freedom
and
can never grow in a jealous heart.

~Author Unknown

Funny SMS Messages - Teri Shadi K Mauqe Per Us Ne tujh Se Kaha FARAZ..... .

Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don''t Laugh).

As she stood in front of yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind.

She asked, "What are all those clocks?" Yamraj answered, "Those are LieClocks.

Everyone on Earth has a LieClock.Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said Rabri, "Who''s clock is that?"That''s Gautam Buddha''s.

The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie.

"And whose clock is that? "That''s Abraham Lincoln''s clock.


The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life."

Rabri asked, "Where''s my Laloo''s clock?"

Laloo"s clock is in my office", replied yamraj, "I''m using it as a ceiling fan.