Funny SMS Messages - Three ways to catch a tiger:

Some Translations in Urdu...!!

Wassup babe..?

=

Munni,upar kya hai..?

Listen buddy,dat chick is mine..!

=

Suno dost,wo murghi meri hai..!

R u nuts..?

=

Kya aap akhrot hain..?

Rock da party..!

=

Patthar maro jashan mein..!

Lets hangout..,

=

Chalo bahar lataktey hain.....

Love SMS Messages - Dushman mere khusiyOn

Dil chahta hai ke tujhe apna bana loon..

khud ko bhool jaon or tujh main samaloon..

ab lafzoon se ye dil behalta naheen...


dil chahta hai ke tujhe apney pas ley aaon or tujh apna bana loon Dil chahta hai ke tujhe apna bana loon..

khud ko bhool jaon or tujh main samaloon..

ab lafzoon se ye dil behalta naheen...

dil chahta hai ke tujhe apney pas ley aaon or tujh apna bana loon

Funny SMS Messages - Ekaadmi tha..!

# Gul Khan Ne Job K liye Apply kia..

Jawab aaya to khushi mein 1 Grand Party de dali.

Dost ne farmayesh ki k appointment letter dikhao.

Gul Khan: Ye English main hai, main tarjuma karta hun,

"Dear Gul khan you do not meet"

pyary gul khan ap to milty hi nahi

"our requirements"

hamari zaroorat ho ap

"no further correspondence"

or zidd na karain jaldi ajayen

"will be entertained"

Aap ki bohot khidmat ki jaye gi.

Funny SMS Messages - Aik Sheikh Sahab Ko Current Lag Gya.

Friendship is about. bringing out the positive when everything

seems negative...being accepted for who you are...being

able to pick up right where you left off...sharing, talking,

and laughing...Friendship is about us, and for that I"m grateful.

And I hope you have the best birthday ever, friend!

Funny SMS Messages - Maa Apni Jawaan Betiyon

Question: Mard ziyada sharif hote hain ya Auratein?

A: Mere khayal Mei Mard ziyada sharif hote hain, kyun k Mardo Mei


Umar Sharif,

Nawaz Sharif,

Shehbaz Sharif,

hain.

Jab k Aurton Mei sirf 1 Babra Sharif hi hai or wo kitni sharif ha ye ham sab janty hain

Funny SMS Messages - Ek Larki Kisi K Saath Bhaag Gai

Movie titles related to eng students:

exams - socha na tha,

classes - kabhi kabhi,

question papers - na tum jano na hum,

copying - yaarana,

maths2 - asambhav,

maths1 - mission impossible,

environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,

1st semester - kuch to hai,

2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,


distinction - kal ho na ho,

1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,

2nd class - dil mange more

fail - phir milenge

Funny SMS Messages - Hum Nay Ic Darr Se Vedio

There was ONe guy who used to smoke a lot! minimum 2 packs a day. He would make sure his folks never found out. He would always make sure he had loads of mint on him. One day, when he was below his house, his mom was unexpectedly in the balcony, and he didnt have mints on him! He was in a fix. While he was wondering what to do, he sees 2 snakes in the garden. So he eats them tail first. After that his mouth starts smelling of mint. Why?????

Funny SMS Messages - gold leaf hai te ek suta menu v lawa

gold leaf hai te ek suta menu v lawa

1 admi ki shadi hui, us ne dost se mashwra lya k wo kese apni bv ka dil jeet skta hy

Frnd: Us k pas cigerate lga kr jana or us ka dhunwa us k mu pe mar k kehna

Janu agr tm kaho to ye adat b chor skta hun.

Us ne ja kr esa hi kia....!

Bv ne sun kr jwab dia

"Agr Gold Leaf hai te ek suta menu v lawa"

Funny SMS Messages - Balle... Balle....

Dedicated to BHAI LOG...

Kbhi Kbhi Mere Dil Me Khayal Ata Hy Agr

Altaf Bhai London NaJate To Kya Hota?

To 9.0 Pe Unka Mazar Hota

Mustafa Kamal mazr k upar over head or nechay under pas bana kar signal free mazar banata

Farooq Sattar Sajada Nashin Hota

Babar Ghauri Wahan Charas Bechta

Wasim Akhtar Jooty Rakhny K Paise Leta

Shoaib Bukhari Langar Ki Degh Bnata

Saleem Shehzad Jeben Kat''ta

Baqi Rabta Commity Qawali Gati... =P ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - God picked up

MY $WEET DREAMZ

FRIEND$HIP MEAN BEAUTY OF A HUMAN

FRIEND$HIP MEAN LIKE GOLD$

FRIEND$HIP MEAN FRE$H FLOWER

FRIEND$HIP MEAN FEELING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN HAPPINE$$

FRIEND$HIP MEAN PLEA$ED

FRIEND$HIP MEAN $HARING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN THINKING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN $UGGE$TION

FRIEND$HIP MEAN CONNECTION

FRIEND$HIP MEAN WA$TING TIME

FRIEND$HIP MEAN KILLER OF LIFE

FRIEND$HIP MEAN TEA$ING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN JOKING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN GOOD RELATION$HIP

FRIEND$HIP MEAN GOOD PARTNER

FRIEND$HIP MEAN CALLING IN A $AVIOR CONDITION

FRIEND$HIP MEAN LEAVING IN A $AVIOR CONDITION

FRIEND$HIP MEAN LIVING IN A GOOD CONDITION

Funny SMS Messages - Catch her by her waist

Sardar k donon kaan jal gaye,
Doctor: Tumhary kaan kaise jal gaye?
Sardar: Main Qameez Istri kar raha tha k Phone aa gaya, main ne ghalti se Phone ki jaga Estri kaan se laga di
Doctor: Doosra kaan kaisay jala?
.
Sardar: Paa Jee ! Ambulance nu v te phone karna c...!

Funny SMS Messages - Height of Cleverness

Aik Charsi Qabrestan Me Chars Pi Raha Tha

Police Aagai

To Charsi Ny Chars Chopa Diya

Police:Kia Kar Rahy Ho

Charsi: Kuch Nahi Apny Walid K Liye Dua Kar Raha Hon

Police:Ye To Kisi Bachy Ka Qabar Hai,

Charsi: Mera Walid Sahab Bachpan Me Mar Gaya Tha... ;->

Love SMS Messages - Love is like a hunter

Tumharay naam likhta hoon....!!

Tumharay naam likhta hoon...!!
Tumhare naam likhta hun,
Muhabbat aur khusboo ke,
Wafaon ke massarat ke,
Dhadakte dil ke wo nagme,
Jo insano ki dharti par,
Har eek mausam me gaye hain !

Tumhare naam likhta hun,
Akhuwat aur ulfat ke,
Sadakat aur azmat ke,
Wo phoolon jaise afsane,
Jo iss duniyan me logon ne,
Sune hain aur sunaye hain !

Love SMS Messages - Dreaming of u

Nazar se nazar tum milane se pehle,

Zara soch lo dil lagane se pehle,

Zara uske dil mein bhi tum jhank lena,

Usey raaz dil ka batane se pehle,

Mein ye janta hun meri zindagi mein,

Koi gham na tha tere aane se pehle,

Boht roya hoga wo apni khata par,

Saza mujhko gha ki sunane se pehle,

KHUDA rooth jata hai ye soch lena,

Kisi dil ko itna dukhane se pehle,

Kahin jal na jao khud is aag mein,

Kisi aur ka dil jalane se pehle.

Funny SMS Messages - Ek Bacha Doosre Se:

Lab-pe-aati hai duaa ban k tamanna meri,Zindagi ek LOVER ki sorat ho Khudaya meri,IMPRESS muj se her ek larki ho jai,Meri ek nazar pe dil apna wo de jai,Ho meri JEANS se mere badan ki zeenat,Jis tarhan MAKEUP se hoti hai HUSAN ki zenat,Ho mera kum scho0l,College k bahir FLURT krna,Her haseen larki ki MAA se b mohabat krna,Mere ALLAH parrhaayi se bachana muj ko,ISHQ ki jo raah ho ussi raah par CHALANA mujh ko.

Love SMS Messages - WE All Want To

Don''t find love, let love find you.

That''s why it''s called falling in love

because you don''t force yourself to fall, you just fall.

Once you accept someone for who and what

they really are, they will surprise you

by being better than you ever expected.

LOVE is loving/accepting a person with all

his/her strength and weaknesses.

Funny SMS Messages - 1 Pathan apna rishta

Main Lanat Bhejta Hoon Tum Par Aur

Tumhari Dosti Par

Main Tum Jese Ghatya Insaan k Saath

Koi Ta''aluq Nahi Rakhna Chahta

Sirf Tum Hii Nahi

Tumhari Soch Aur Rooh Bhi Khraab Hai

Tum Jese Logo''n Ko Dost Rakhna

Dosti Aur Insaaniat Dono Ki Tauheen Hy

Soch Ker Batao ye Kis Film ka Dialog Hy .... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - newspaper men advertisement

newspaper men advertisement

Newspaper Men Advertisement Aayi Hamare Pas Aisi Product Hai,

Jisko Pehan Kar Aap Pori Dunya Ko Dekh Sakte Hain,

Magar Aapko Koi Nahi Dekh Sakta.

Price 10,000 + Free Home Delivery

1 Shakhs Ne Ads Parhte Hi 10,000 Rs. Bheje.

Kuch Dino Bad TCS Wala 1 Packet Le Kar Aaya.

Us Shaks Ne Jaldi Jaldi Parsel Khola To Andar Se Ek

"BURQA" Nikla. :-)

Love SMS Messages - My voice is too

Kash main keh sakoon kabhi tm se
Dil ki har bat ankahi tm se.......... ...
Kash main keh sakoon kabhi ye bhi
bari mushkil hai dil lagi tm se
Kash ke main keh sakoon ke tm kya ho
Hai mere dil main chandni tm se
Kash main keh sakoon kabhi ke mujhe
Baat karni hai zaroori tm se
Kash ke ye bhi kabhi pooch sakoon
kaise hoti hai berukhi tm se
Kash wo waqt bhi ajaye ke ho
meri duniya main roshni tm se
Kash ye raz keh sakoon main kabhi
Hai ahseen meri shairi tm se
Kash lafzon main kabhi keh paoon
Mil ke hoti hai jo khushi tm se
Kash ye umr yoon guzar jaye
meri yadain rahain saji tm se.

Funny SMS Messages - 1 tha Chooha..

Arrange Marriage:

5,00,000 Shadi Par.

1,00,000 Haq Meher.

Aur

Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000

Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000

Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667

1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778

Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963

.

Ufff! Tauba Tauba.

Love Marriage:

Sirf 120 Rupay Ka Stamp Paper.

.

.

A Massege From: The Students Of Accounting & Finance.

Invest at Your Own Risk.

Love SMS Messages - You may fall in Love

A loving relationship is one
in which the loved one is free to be himself
to laugh with me, but never at me;
to cry with me, but never because of me;
to love life, to love himself, to love being loved.
Such a relationship is based upon freedom
and
can never grow in a jealous heart.

~Author Unknown

Funny SMS Messages - ustad agar me tmha

Popular Dialogues After Daru session.....

1. Gaddi Mai chalaunga

2. Tu bura na manni bai

3. Mai teri dilon izzat karda veere

4. Tenu ki lagda a menu charh gay..???

5. Tu a na soch ke mai pee ke bol reha

6. Jo marzi keh la tu bhai a apna

7. Tu dass tenu ki chahida mai tenu hune leya ke dina

8. Yaar ajj fer ohdi badi yaad aayi a

9. Tu mera bhai mai tera bhai aapan dowen bhai-bhai


10. Bas ajj ton baad nahi peeni yaar......

Funny SMS Messages - ''This dog, is dog,

THE NEWS

14 Aug 2020

Headline News

PM BILAWAL meet Presidnt ZARDARI

President ZARDARI visit neighbour country BALOCHISTAN

PAK loses Cricket series against CANADA

IMRAN khan is the leader of TALIBAN

MEERA 25th BIRTHDAY 2day

9th SEPTEMBER on death anivrsary of CHOUDHRY BROTHERS

OSAMA still WANTED

SHOAIB AKHTER hopeful 2 play in nxt MATCH

1$=420Rs

Petrol 1 ltr=1450Rs

CNG=3020Rs/kg

Gold=2000000/10g

AATA stolen frm LHR Museum

Sugar 1100/kg =P ;)

Funny SMS Messages - Lamha lamha Faza mein

Jis jis bhai nay apna fitrana daina ho wo

in companies sa rabta karain.

Zong: "Sb hamain he do"


Ufone: "Tm b tou do"

Mobilink: "Fitrany per no samjhota"

Telenor: "fitarana hai dhun sub ki"

You know yeh bechari yateem companies fitrana,balance check karny per

12 paisay ke soorat ma lay rahin hain.

So roz balance check karo aur in

yateem, maskeen companies ko fitrana do.

From... PappU ;->

Funny SMS Messages - The Only Way You Can Feel Good About

2009 Is Coming

Wish U A Very

HAPPY NEW YEAR

Valentine''s Day

Basant

23rd March

14 August

Eid Ul Fitr

Eid ul Azha

Frndship Day


Mother, Father

Dadi, Dada

Nana, Nani

Children''s Day

Happy B''day

365 Gud Mornings

Aftr Noons, Evenings''

& Nights

Roz Roz Ka Drama Nhi

Hota Mujh Se


Ab Pura Saal Mat Kehna

Msg Nhi Kia ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - a great japanese proverb

Customer: ''I''ve been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and can''t get through to enquiries, can you help?''.

Operator: ''Where did you get that number from, sir?''.

Customer: ''It was on the door to the Travel Centre''.

Operator: ''Sir, they are our opening hours''.

Break Up SMS Messages - FORGET SOMEONE.....

kuch khud b thay afsurda say,,

kuch tum b hum say rooth gaye,,

kuch khud hi zzakhm k aadi thay,,

kuch sheeshay hath say choot gaye,,

kuch khud b hassaas thay bohat,,

kuch apnay muqadar rooth gaye,,

kuch tum ko sach say nafrat thi,,,

kuch hum say na bolay jhoot gaye,,


kuch logon nay uskaya tumain,,

kuch apnay muqadar phoot gaye,,

kuch khud itnay mohtaat na thay,,

kuch log b hum ko loot gaye,,

kuch talkh hakaik thay itnay,

k khaab hi saray toot gaye.........

Funny SMS Messages - Nahi PLZ

Though i love this song from TZP, but cudn''t resist taking a dig on this. If i hurt somebody, it is purely unintentional.. Mujhe Maaf Kar De naa MAA :))

Main Kabhi Batlata Nahin

Bar main daily jaata Hoon Main Maa ...


Yun To Main,Dikhlata Nahin

Daru peekar roz aata hun Main Maa ....

Tujhe Sab Hai Pata, Hain Na Maa...

Tujhe Sab Hai Pata, Meri Maa...

Theke pe Yun Na Chhoro Mujhe ,

Ghar Laut Ke Bhi Aa Naa Paoon Main Maa...

Pau lene Bhej Na Itna Door Mujko Tu,

Ghar bhi bhool jaun main Maa...

Kya Itna Bura Hoon Main Maa...

Kya Itna Bura Hoon Main...Meri Maa..

Scotch main ,itna peeta nahi,

Peg Se Seham Jaata Hoon Main Maa

Chehre Pe Aane Deta Nahin

Lekin kabhi ludak jaata Hoon Main Maa

Tujhe Sab Hai Pata...Hai Naa Maa

Tujhe Sab Hai Pata, Meri Maa ...

Funny SMS Messages - doob maro nikammo

samachar patro ke kuch majedar add.

)==>kya aap anpadh hai?

nisulk madad ke liye likhe.

)==>auto repare-nisulk pik-up or dilivery.


ek bar hamari sewa lijiye or aap

fir kahi nahi jayenge.

)==>teacher chahiye-pre-schol ke liye teen saal ke teacher ki jarurat hai,

anubhawi ko wariyata di jayegi.

)==>second hand caar-dhokha khane ke liye kahi or kyu jate hai/hamare paas aayiye

)==>kutta bikri ke liye-sab kuch kha leta hai,

bachho ko to bahut pasand karta hai

Love SMS Messages - until your car or home

until your car or home

--until your car or home is paid off

--until you get a new car or home

--until your kids leave the house

--until you go back to school

--until you lose ten pounds

--until you gain ten pounds

--until you finish school

--until you get a divorce

--until you get married


--until you have kids

--until you retire

--until summer

--until spring

--until winter

--until fall

--until you pass away...

There is no better time than right now to be happy.

Happiness is a journey, not a destination.

So -- work like you don''t need money, Love like you''ve never been hurt, And dance like no one''s watching.


U live …u die …u learn something..

Funny SMS Messages - Aaj kal Molvi b 2 Qism k ho gaye hain

Shaadi Ke Pehle Aur Baad

Shaadi ke pehle - Agar Tum Na Hote :(

Shaadi ke baad - Agar Tum Na Hote :)

Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya :)

Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya? :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai :)


Shaadi ke baad - Kuch Nahi Hota Hai :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Dil To Pagal Hai :)

Shaadi ke baad - Dil To Pagal Tha :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye :)

Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge :)

Shaadi ke baad - Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi :)

Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Kuwara Baap :)


Shaadi ke baad - Bechara Baap :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Titanic :)

Shaadi ke baad - Mortgage :(

Funny SMS Messages - larki us aashiq ko t

Kisi ko Chahny ki 8 Nishaniyan
.
1.Ap us k Sms baar baar parhty hen
.
2.Ap us k saamny jaty huay Hich-Kichaty hen
.
3Jub ap us k bary me sochty hen to ap ka DIL taiz dharakta hy
.
4.Ap jub ys ki awaz sunty hen to Muskuraty hen
.
6.Ap us k liye kch b kr skty hen
.
7.Ye sms parhty waqt ap k dimagh me bs usi ka hi khyal hy
.
8.Or ap usy sochny me itny masroof thay k ap ko pta hi nhi chala k point no.5 missing hy
.
Ye hoti hy"MUHABBAT"

Funny SMS Messages - Tujhe Lita K Loon

Once There Was A Crow,

Nashe wich betha se oh,


Usne peg laye c do,

Oh tally gaya c ho,

Ik chidi rahi c ro,

Crow ne ched diti c oh,

Chidi de piyo ne fir kutteya crow,

Crow sharminda gaya c ho,

Hu chidi nu behan kehnda hai oh...

Moral:- Peg La Ke Kisi De Dhi Behan Nu Naa Chedo...!

Funny SMS Messages - she is kidding

Why Pakistan is not progressing ...?

Because out of Population of 16 Crore ...

-4 crore retired.

-2 Crore in State Govt.

-2 crore in central. Govt. (who dont work)


-1 crore IT prof. ( they dont work for Pakistan)

-2 crore are under 5 yrs.

-3 crore are unemployed.

-1.2 crore you can find anytime in Hospitals.

-Statistics says that 79,99,998 people anytime in jail.

- REST LEFT TWO YOU & ME..

- AT PRESENT YOU ARE BUSY READING MY SMS..

- SO HOW CAN I HANDLE PAKISTAN ALONE.....

Funny SMS Messages - e mujhe rat ko

samachar patro ke kuch majedar add.

)==>kya aap anpadh hai?

nisulk madad ke liye likhe.


)==>auto repare-nisulk pik-up or dilivery.

ek bar hamari sewa lijiye or aap

fir kahi nahi jayenge.

)==>teacher chahiye-pre-schol ke liye teen saal ke teacher ki jarurat hai,

anubhawi ko wariyata di jayegi.

)==>second hand caar-dhokha khane ke liye kahi or kyu jate hai/hamare paas aayiye

)==>kutta bikri ke liye-sab kuch kha leta hai,

bachho ko to bahut pasand karta hai

Funny SMS Messages - mother independance

Question: Mard ziyada sharif hote hain ya Auratein?

A: Mere khayal Mei Mard ziyada sharif hote hain, kyun k Mardo Mei

Umar Sharif,

Nawaz Sharif,

Shehbaz Sharif,

hain.

Jab k Aurton Mei sirf 1 Babra Sharif hi hai or wo kitni sharif ha ye ham sab janty hain.