Funny SMS Messages - Ghadey Ko Ghadi Se Pyar Hogya ...

If You R 18 Years Old then scroll and read the mail other wise plz leave here....

are U 18 Years Old?

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I again Advice you if you are not 18 plz go back!

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NADRA

National Database & Registration Authority, Pakistan

Agar aap ne apna CNIC (Computerized National Identity Card) abhi tak nahin banwaya tau foran banwa Lain...

as Govt. of Pakistan has rule that CNIC holder must be 18 yrs OLD ...

Tention Door Ho gayee na!!! Ha ha ha ha

Love SMS Messages - love comes only with one person

Hold your loved ones close today.

Whisper in their ear.

Tell them that you love them

And that you''ll always hold them dear.

Take time to say "I''m sorry, please


forgive me"

"Thank you" or "it''s okay".

And if tomorrow never comes,

You''ll have no regrets about today

Love SMS Messages - I ThOuGhT LoVe

Together You and I

Can Reach Stars In The Sky. . .

Together You and I

Can Touch Rainbows If V Try. . .

Together You and I

Can Make The Moon Smile. . .

Together You and I

Make Heaven Seem Like A Mile. . .

Together You and I

Can Make The Rain Fall. . .


Because Our Love Is Special

And Together We Have It All . .

Funny SMS Messages - memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hai

Easy way to kill an ant.

Mix chili powder with sugar & give it to ant.

After having that the ant will go in search

of water somewhere near a water tank.

When the ant reaches the tank,

push it into the tank,

now the ant fully soaked in water,

it wil go to dry himself near fire.


When it reaches near fire,

put a bomb in fire,

it will be injured in the blast.

Then admit the wounded ant in ICU.

Remove oxygen mask & kill it.;-)

Funny SMS Messages - 1 Dafa 1 Chor Ne Apni

Top 6 Reasons To Be A "Charter Accountant"


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1- Hate To Sleep

2 - Like To Study Forever

3 - Enjoyed Life [A/c Student Ov C.A]

4 - Cant Live Widout Tension

5 - Want To Pay For His Sins In This World

6 - Dun Wanna Marry Before 40 Years Ov Age ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Sum1 Kills AMIR''S GF

JADEED TALEMI MOHAVRAY.

1.Science say gira Arts may atka

2.Fail hotay ko Practicals ka sahara

3.Degree lanay bahir bhaag

4.3rd division pas ghar ka na ghat ka

5.Dost wo jo Imtehan may kaam ayay

6.Jati supply phir hath nahi ati

7.Qadar kho deta hY roz college ana jana

8.Likhna na jany Qalam mera

Funny SMS Messages - WHAT IS THE

HauLay HauLay sE Larki Patti Hai.

HauLay HauLay sE Apni Lagti Hai..

HauLay HauLay Phir SupPLy Lagti Hai.

Haommmm !!!

Tu Sabr TO Kr mErAy yaAr.

sUpPLy hO yA LarkI kA pYar.

Tu ghAr nA bTAien mEraY yaAR.

WarNA CHamri hO jAyE gI LaAL

HauLay HauLay Tu hO jAyE gA PasS "O BaLiya"

HauLay HauLay Ho jAye GA paAsS.

::sMs G@MBlr::

Funny SMS Messages - ''Shayar hun main aawara math samajhna,

''Shayar hun main aawara math samajhna,

''Shayar hun main aawara math samajhna,

logon ko hasaane wala hun joker math samajhna,

pati hun apni biwi ka kisi aur ka math samajhna,

agar yeh dekh kar aap hasey to mujhey shabashi de dena,

nahi hasey to ek aam shayar hun ghalib math samajh lena''

Funny SMS Messages - 1 aadmi bike pe ja raha tha

Agar Allah Hamare Awam Ko Aqal Dede To Keya Hoga..?

Qazi Husen Kele Beche Ga.

Molana F.Rahman Bas Men Conductari Kare Ga.

Ch.Brothar''s Bhenson K Bare Me Dudh Jama Kare Ge..

Zardari Amrikion Ke Kutte Nehlae Ga..

Sh Rashid Hira Mandi Men Dalali Kare Ga..

Nawaz Sharef Arbion K Ount Charrae Ga..

Musharaf..

P.C Karachi K Gate Pe Pagri Bandh K Khara Hoga Mere Or Tumhare Leye Gate Kholne..

Or Altaf Hussen Bason Mei Manjan Beche Ga.. ;->

Funny SMS Messages - When U Take My Name

If money doesn''t grow den why do banks have branches?

WhY does a round Pizza come in a square box?

WhY doesn''t glue,Stick to its bottle?


WhY do U still call it building when its already built?

If its true that we are here to help others,what are others here for?

We are a Funny Bunch of people...........

Living in a seriously Funny World............. ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Neeche mat jao neeche star plus laga howa hai!

Kid- Teacher, Can I Go

To Bathroom ?

Teacher- Yes, But

Only After Reciting The

Alphabates !

Kid- Ok !

"A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,

M,N,O,

Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z !"

Teacher- Where Is "P" ?

Kid- Its Running

Down My Leg !!

Plz Let Me Go To The

Bathroom ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - : I Have Changed My Mind.

-The sooner the better.
-Jaldi ka kaam Sheitaan ka hota hai.

-Talk of the Devil and the Devil is here.
-Bari lambi umar hai,abhi tumhari baat kar rahay thay.

-Absence makes a heart go fonder.
-Nazar se ojhal ..dil se ojhal

-Fight for your rights.
-Sbar ka phal metha hota hai.

-As wise as an Owl.
-Bewakuf, Ullo ka patha :p:D

Funny SMS Messages - Ek Larki Kisi K Saath Bhaag Gai

Ek Larki Kisi K Saath Bhaag Gai

Ek Larki Kisi K Saath

Bhaag Gai

Ek Larki Ko Kuch

Ghunday Utha Kr Le

Gaye

Ek Larki Apne


Shohar Se Larne

K Baad Apne Ghar

Aa Gai

Ek Larki Apni Saas k

Haatho''n Zulm Ka

Nishana Bani

El Larki Chhat Se Giri

Aur Usay Kafi Chotai''n Aai

EXPRESS NEWS

Har LARKI Per Nazar ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - DARD NAK KAHANI.

DARD NAK KAHANI.

DARD NAK KAHANI.

aik larka tha, wo aik larki ko chahta tha. magr wo lrki nhi janti thi.

Aik din larke ny himat ki aur usy kaha k tm mujhe achi lagti ho.

Lrki ko shadid ghusa aya aur us ny...

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Lrke ki nak pe muka mar dia.

Lrke ki nak ma shadid dard hoa

aur

Is tara bni ya

''DARD'' ''NAK'' kahani ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Prpose Karny ka aik dam Jhakkas Style....

A man was crying over a grave and repeating,

Why did you have to die?


Another man approached him and said,

Sir, I dont wish to interfere with your private grief

but for whom do you mourn so deeply?

Your child?

Your parent?

The mourner took a moment to collect himself,

then replied,

My wifes first husband.

Funny SMS Messages - Ye Mashvara Pehly b kai Bar suna hy

EK Pathan Ofice K 25th Flor Pe Tha

Ek Aadmi Bola : “Dolat Khan Tumhari Beti Ghar Se Bhaag Gayi Hai. . . “

Ye Sunte Hii Usne 25th Floor Se Jump Laga Di

Girte Huey 15th FLor Pe Usay Yaad Aaya Us Ki Koi Beti Nahi Hy

10th Flor Pe Yaad Aaya K Uski SHaadi Nahi Hui

Aur 1st Floor Pe Yaad Aaya K Us Ka Naam DOlat Khaan Nahi Hai . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - aj, kal, harpal

Aata Hy Yaad Humain Double Sawari Ka Zamana,

Wo Apni Bike Ko Chamkana,

Wo Kaminapan Krna,

Wo Coaching K Samne Villi Lagana,

Wo Bachiyan Phansana,

Wo Hasna Hasana,

Wo C-View Jana,

Wo Baot Basin Per Raja Sahab Ka Pan Khana Aur Sutte Lagana,

Wo Logo Ki Hatana,

Wo Tulley Ko Cherh Kar Bike Bhagana


Burns Road Jana,

Wo Roll Point K Roll Khana,

Wo Paise Urana,

Na Wo Din Hain

Na Ratain,

Agar Kuch Hy To Bus Yaadein He Yaadein... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - You are seeing my wife

Attention Plz

Dere''s a dangerous


virus being passed

around electronicaly,

oraly & by hand.

Diz virus is called

" Weary-Overload-

Recreational-Killer

(WORK) "

If U receive WORK frm

any of Ur Teachers,

Colleagues, Boss Or


Any1 Else via any

means

DON''T TOUCH IT

Diz virus will wipe out

Ur pvt life cmpletely ;->

Love SMS Messages - Love ... can''t be explained

Ek Baat Kahon Gar Suntay Ho
Ik baat kahoon gar suntay ho
tum mujh ko achay lagtay ho,
kuch chunchal say, kuch chup chup say
kuch khoiy khoiy rehtay ho,
hain chahnay walay aur bohut
par tum main hai aik baat bohut
tum apnay apnay lagtay ho,
yeh baat baat pay kho jana
kuch kehtay kehtay ruk jana
kia baat hai hum say keh dalo
yeh kis uljhan main rehtay ho,
ik baat kahoon gar suntay ho
tum mujh ko achay lagtay ho!!

Friendship SMS Messages - Never Regret Anyone

Friendship is not something that is

written on paper,

because paper can be torn.

It is neither something that can be

written on a rock,


for even a rock can break. But

It is written on the heart of a

person,

and it stays there forever.

Birthday wishes and blessings are

coming your way, my friend!

Funny SMS Messages - this lite going tym

A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his

mother

in the doctors office.

He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"

She replied, "I''m having a baby."

With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"

She answered, "He sure is."

Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"

She said, "Oh, yes. It''s a real good baby."

With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked,


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"Then why did you eat him?"

Funny SMS Messages - Considering his achievments of

Aaj boht dino k baad kissi ko ankh mari hai,

aur jawaban pardi aik sandal karari hai,

a mehboob kaisay sahein ghey hum ghum terey,


Tu vessey hee hum sey 80 kilo ziada bari hai,

na poocho mein kitna dat jata hoon apni baat par,

sandal kha k b kehta hoon "Episode Jaari hai"

Funny SMS Messages - Lover Gives Love

Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

“Dard-e-bhutto”

“Dard-e-bhutto”

Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,

hui thi wo election main khari,,

na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,

hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,


Dil main hay mere

“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"

“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"

ha koi muqabla karne wala

Funny SMS Messages - fun

ek aadmi hospital main admit hota hai us ka bhai us se milne aata hai

to ek khobsorat si nurse aati hai who us ko side per le ja ker puchta


hai ke is ke baren main kya khayal hai koi umeed hai ya nahi to nurse

kehti hai ke mera aur us ka mizag bilkul nahi milta who to meri taraf

dekhta bhi nahi har waqt allah allah karta rehta hai

Naughty SMS Messages - Law Of Reverse Dynamics

A TC In A Train Fines 400 For No Ticket.

He Charged 1st Girl Rs 300 Who Was Wearing Sleevless

Rs 200 To 2nd Who Was Wearing Sleevles &Backless

Rs100 To 3rd Who Ws Wearing Sleevless, Backless And A Mini Skirt

He Charged Rs 0 To The 4th One...

Why???

U Dirty Mind...

She Had The Ticket!!!

Funny SMS Messages - Pyar Karo SUJAL Ki Terha

Pyar Karo SUJAL Ki Terha

Pyar Karo SUJAL Ki Terha

Shadian Karo KASHISH Ki Terha

Lambi Umar Ho BAA K Terha

Rote Raho TULSI Ki Terha

Sab Ko Hansao GATTU Ki Terha

Har Janam Main Aao ANURADH Ki Terha

Qismat Se Laro PRERNA Ki Terha

Shak Karo BAJAJ Ki Terha

Aur

Aur

Aur

T.v Band Karo

Insaan Bano Meri Terha . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - 1 Sardar ko TERA BHAI

If money doesn''t grow den why do banks have branches?

WhY does a round Pizza come in a square box?

WhY doesn''t glue,Stick to its bottle?

WhY do U still call it building when its already built?

If its true that we are here to help others,what are others here for?

We are a Funny Bunch of people...........


Living in a seriously Funny World............. ;->

Funny SMS Messages - A pathan want 2 commit suicide,

IT''S A SCARY STORY.

READ IT IF U R DARE ENOUGH.

Once in a rain there was an old man standing with a book in his hand for sale.


A man came to him & asked for buying.

He sold the book for Rs. 3000 & said,

"DON''T OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK"

Else you face problem.

Man finished reading all pages with great fear but not last page.

Out of his curiousity he opened the last page one day.

Then he was shocked to see,

Rs.3O/=

Funny SMS Messages - ''1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya

Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye

to Us K Parents Poochte hain...

Kaun Tha Wo Kameena !

Agar Larkay Ko Ulti Aaye to us K Parents Kehtey hain....

Kameenay Kya Sharaab Pee Kar Aaya hai !

MORAL .

ULTI Larki Ko Aaye..

Ya...

Larkay Ko...

KAMEENA

Hamesha

Larka hi ho ta hai.

GEO KAMEEENO

Funny SMS Messages - yara hum bohat preshan hai

yeh bat samajh main ayi nahi aur mom ne samjhai nahi! Main kaise mithi baat karoon jab mithi cheez khai nahi?

Yeh canda kaisa mamu hai jab mom ka wo bhai nahi?

q lambay baal hain bhaloo k kiyon us ki tind karwai nahi?


kiya wo ganda bacha hai? ya jungle main koi nayi nahi?

nani k husband jab nana haan or dadi k husband jab dada haan tu kiyon baji k husband baja nahi?

Yeh baat samajh main ayinahi aur mom ne samjhai nahi

Funny SMS Messages - its great to be a girl

its great to be a girl

ITS GREAT TO BE A GIRL!

V can use tears as a threat. ;->

Most guys wont hit us. ;->

V can always find someone to pay for our drink. ;->

V slap hard. ;->

V''re tempting. ;->

V dont have to pay for dinner. ;->

V''re the subject of almost ALL the love songs. ;->

No matter how mean v r, v can always get someone to fall in love wid us. ;->

We dont always mean wht v say. ;->

V dont always say wht v mean. ;->

Our Handwriting is Always Better... ;->

Love SMS Messages - Distance Can''t

Kyun yaad tum itna aate ho…?
Kyun hum ko tum tarpaate ho…?
Gum sum gum sum hain aaj sahar se hum…
Kyun itna hamain sataate ho…?
Aadi hogaye hain us sitam ke hum…
Jo aadatan humpe dhaate ho.
Tumhain khayaalon se gar nikaal bhi dain…
To khwaabon main aa jaate ho.
Hum lab se nahin karte izhaar-e-mohabb at…
Tum aankhain hii nahin parh paate ho………..

Funny SMS Messages - Ek din Tarzan janwaro ko

Pakistani And American
A Paksitani Boy Got Admission In An American School.
Teacher : Whats Your Name ?
Boy : Ahmad
Teacher : No, Now You R In America Your Name Is Johny From Today.
Boy Went Home. Mom Asked:
How Was The Day Ahmad.
Boy : Im An American Now Call Me Johnny.
Mom & Dad Both Got Offended And Beat Him Up.
Next Day He Was Back To School, All Bruised.
Teacher :What Happend Johnny?
Boy : Maam, Just 4 Hours After I Became American, I Was Attacked By Two Pakistanis!

Love SMS Messages - Love Sometimes

Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha…

Tune 18 saal ki umar me mama kans ko mara,

BIN LADEN ko hath laga kar to dikha…

Tune Arjun ko to Saari Geeta sunayee,

Mere Project Manager se ek baar baat kar ke to dikha..

Tune to Arjun ka Sarathi banke Pandavon ko jitaaya

Indian Cricket team ka Coach ban ke WorldCup jitaake to dikha…

Tune bhari mehfil mein draupadi ko saree pehnai,

Mallika sherawat ko ek jodi kapde pehna ke to dikha…

Tune gokul ki 1600 gopiyan patai,

Meri company ki sirf ek ladki ko pata kar to dikha…

Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha…