Funny SMS Messages - Osama Bin Laden''s favourite song:

News reporter:


KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform

par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray?

Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai,

sub ne patri par chalang laga di.

Reporter:Phir aap kaisay buch gaye?

Pathan:main khudkushi k liye patri per leta tha,

ye elan suna to main plateform per ja ker lait gaya:)

Love SMS Messages - The quickest way

Zandgi ! ab ky myra naam shamil na karna"

Gar ye ty hai ky yehe khyeel dobara ho ga''

Jis ky hony sy meri sans chla karti thi ''

Kis tara us ky bagar gozara ho ga......''

Ishq karna hai to din rat usy sochna hy''

Our koch zyhan mein aya to khsara ho ga''

Moj ko malom hai junhen mein kdam rhkun ga''

Zandgi tyra koi or kanara ho ga...................''

Love SMS Messages - Jawani ko zindagi ka

~ PERFECT LOVE ~

Perfect Love Isn''t Receiving,

Its Giving & Forgiving

Perfect Love Isn''t Red Roses On Valentine''s Day,

Its The Rest Of The 364 Days Of Knowing You Love Someone

Perfect Love Is Not Phone Calls & Stolen Kisses,

Its The Silent Smile In Memory Of Your Sweetheart

Perfect Love Isn''t A Grand Wedding,

But Spending A Lifetime Together

Perfect Love Isn''t Fight-kiss & Make-ups,

Its Loving The One Who Annoys The Hell Out Of You

Friendship SMS Messages - Age Appears To

Time Mite Lead Me To No Where

&

Faith Might BrMy True Friends Have Alwayz

Given Me That

Supreme Proof Ov Devotion

A Spontaneous Aversion For

The Man I Loved ak In To Pieces

Bu t

I''ll Alwayz Be THANKFUL That

Once In My Life''s Journey We Became

FRIENDS . . . [~_~]

Love SMS Messages - Falling In Love I

Kash main keh sakoon kabhi tm se
Dil ki har bat ankahi tm se.......... ...
Kash main keh sakoon kabhi ye bhi
bari mushkil hai dil lagi tm se
Kash ke main keh sakoon ke tm kya ho
Hai mere dil main chandni tm se
Kash main keh sakoon kabhi ke mujhe
Baat karni hai zaroori tm se
Kash ke ye bhi kabhi pooch sakoon
kaise hoti hai berukhi tm se
Kash wo waqt bhi ajaye ke ho
meri duniya main roshni tm se
Kash ye raz keh sakoon main kabhi
Hai ahseen meri shairi tm se
Kash lafzon main kabhi keh paoon
Mil ke hoti hai jo khushi tm se
Kash ye umr yoon guzar jaye
meri yadain rahain saji tm se.

Funny SMS Messages - Man To A Lady In A Crowded Bazar:

A Sweet Story
Once a girl asked a boy:
Why we have 2 units to measure weight, height, force, speed, distance etc.
But nothing to measure Love, Trust, Friendship, Why?
Boy thought for a while, took her into arms, looked into her eyes and said
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.
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Dekh Janu, Dimagh mat kha
Already physics main supply hai

Funny SMS Messages - The most rommantic country of the world?

Musharaf: Agar mey Plane sey 1000 ka note phenkoon, to?

Adviser: Aik Pakistani ka bhala hoga.

Musharaf: Agar 500 k 2 note, to?

Adviser: 2 ka bhala hoga.

:-) Musharaf: Agar 100 k 10 note, to???

:-m

Advider: Is tarah to 10 ka bhala hoga magar aap jump laga do to poorey Pakistan ka bhala hoga...!

Funny SMS Messages - Phansa Rha Hy K

Itni Shiddat Se Maine Paas Hone Ki Koshish Ki Hai,

k har teacher ne mujhe marks dene ki saazish ki hai,

Ye exams bhi apne hindi filmon ki tarah hote hain,

ant tak sab kuch achha ho hi jata hai-HAPPYS ENDINGS.

Agar tum kisi paper mein paas hona chahte ho,

to saari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karane me lag jati hai,

aur agar aisa nahi hota.. to exam abhi khatam nahi hue,

SUPPLY abhi baaki hai mere dost..!

Funny SMS Messages - new student remix of amplifier

new student remix of amplifier

New Student Remix Of Amplifier:

KaAliyan bariyan we paper nu me laawa,

Speed me 220 di likhaan,

Teacher de saamne me nai rukda,


Em a night writer,

Rem0vAan maAr mar paper nu chehk kad da,

Sarey bchey takde we ki hogaya,

Lagda we aj mera paper hogaya,

Un nu me puchda,

Ni paper sada le ja ni jattiye,

Ni dur isey le ja we ariye,

Ni teacher tu meri, meri, Mein tera student dent.

Love SMS Messages - while i am not alyz

Kuch Dur Hamare Sath Chalo

Hum Dil Ki Kahani Keh Dain Ge

Samjhe Na Jise Tum Ankhon Se


Woh Bat Zubani Keh Dain Ge

Pholun Ki Tarah Jab Hounton Pe

Ek Shokh Tabassum Bikhre Ga

Dheere Se Tumhare Kanoun Mein

Ek Baat Purani Keh Dain Ge

Izhare-E-Wafa Tum Kia Jano

Iqrar-E-Wafa Tum Kia Jano

Hum Zikr Karain Ge Ghairun Ka

Aur Apni Kahani Keh Dain Ge

Love SMS Messages - Luv not one Luv

--until your car or home is paid off

--until you get a new car or home

--until your kids leave the house

--until you go back to school

--until you lose ten pounds

--until you gain ten pounds

--until you finish school

--until you get a divorce


--until you get married

--until you have kids

--until you retire

--until summer

--until spring

--until winter

--until fall

--until you pass away...

There is no better time than right now to be happy.

Happiness is a journey, not a destination.


So -- work like you don''t need money, Love like you''ve never been hurt, And dance like no one''s watching.

U live …u die …u learn something..

Funny SMS Messages - sony tv ki cid team

Don''t study too much that you forget your ownself!!

Or in the end you wud be...

Like..

Isac Newton boiled his watch in place of egg while he was noticing time from the egg in place of watch..

Albert Einstein ever in his life didn''t comb his hairs..

N above all,

Lous Pasteur forgot the wedding dat of his wedding..

Hosh se GEO!!

From:

Back benchers association..

Yes!!

We talk with arguments.

Funny SMS Messages - Biscuit walay ka LOVE LETTER..

How Paki''s professors speak English:

*don’t dare talk in front of my back!


*both of u three get out of the class!

*y r u so late……say yes or no!

*take 5cm wire of length!!

*all of u stand in a straight circle!

*quiet…..the principal jst passed away!

*I hav 2 daughters both of them are girls.........

Funny SMS Messages - A man inserted an

''A man accused of theft was appearing before the Judge.

"Your Honor," his lawyer said, "I feel it is very unfair for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in this city only a few days ago and barely knows his way around. What''s more, he is only able to speak a few words of English."

The judge looked sternly at the defendant and asked, "How much English do you speak?"

The defendant looked up and replied, "Give me your wallet!"''

Funny SMS Messages - teacher zinda rehne

Agr Mobile companies bijli banati to kya hota ?

Pehle 2 ghante k bad bijli free,

5 frnds n family members ko 600 unit free,

weekends pr bijli totaly free,

rat 12 bje se subah 6 bje tk bijli 5 rupe ghnta,

bijli TM HI TO HO,

unit bijli or bill pr NO SMJHOTA,

bijli the smart choice,

isse sasti srf mombti

Funny SMS Messages - Kya Tumhari Tv Chal Rhi Hai?

Americans make a car

& 2 get some touch ups

They snd it 2 Japan

& they add a faster engine

Thn Japan sent it 2 UK

Who then added tinted windows

Who thn sent d car to China.

They added a better interior.

Thn they sent it 2 Pakistan.

Pakistani luk @ d car & see


What a good job all of them have done.

So they flip the car over

&

Put a stamp on MADE IN PAKISTAN .. ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Student k dard ko university kya jane

Agr Mobile companies bijli banati to kya hota ?

Pehle 2 ghante k bad bijli free,

5 frnds n family members ko 600 unit free,

weekends pr bijli totaly free,

rat 12 bje se subah 6 bje tk bijli 5 rupe ghnta,

bijli TM HI TO HO,

unit bijli or bill pr NO SMJHOTA,

bijli the smart choice,

isse sasti srf mombti

Funny SMS Messages - bestiiiiii

Pathan''s Wife Bought A

Beautifl Sweater For Her

Husband...

She Sent It To Him By Parcel

Along Wid A Note ... Tht Said

"d Buttons Of d Sweatr r Removd


Since They Were Too Heavy & added

To d Postage. U''ll Find ''Em

In d Rite Hand Pocket Of The

Sweater" ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Aj SUNDAY hai

When I Die, Bury Me

Deep

10 Feet Down As Far As

Leap

Place My Computer


Books On My Head

& Tell My Teacher

I m Dead

Place My Chemistry

Books On My Chest

Tell My Teacher How

I m At Rest

Place My Physics

Books On My Right

Hand

Tell My Teacher

Nothing I Understand

Place My Pak.studies

Books On My Left

Tell My Teacher

I Tried My Best

Also Tell Them Not

To Cry

Coz They Are Those

Who Made Me Die ...

Say No To Education ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Phoolo Me or Insaano Me kya Farq Hota Hai,

Asalaam-mo-Alaikum,

Payary Dosto Or Azizu,

Main, AAJ,

Se Baqaiyda Ellaan Karta Hoon,

Kay Main Ne Eid Gifts,

Dosti K Tohfy,

Birthday Gift

Cash,Asalaam-mo-Alaikum,

Payary Dosto Or Azizu,

Main, AAJ,


Se Baqaiyda Ellaan Karta Hoon,

Kay Main Ne Eid Gifts,

Dosti K Tohfy,

Birthday Gift

Cash,Asalaam-mo-Alaikum,

Cheque,

Sweets,

Tmam Mobile Cards, Perfumes,

Wagyra Qabol Krny Ka Aaghaz Kr Diya Hy,

To Dair Na Kijiye Rush Se Bachiye,

Jaldi Laiye Waqt Bachaiye.,

Thank u.!

Friendship SMS Messages - GuD FRNDZ

How friends break? both frnd will think the other is

busy and will not contact thinking it may be disturbing .

As time passes both will think let the other contact.

After that each will think y should i contact.

Here ur love will be converted to hate.

Finally with out contact the memmory becomes weak.

They forget each other .Finally 1 fine day they will

meet and blame 1 another.


So keep in touch with all our frnds

Funny SMS Messages - any woman can be

1 man goes to coffee shop, orders a coffee..

Waiter takes the order goes across the table n does some ishara.

& after some time brings the bill.

Man asks what about the coffee, you did some ishara n got me the bill.?

Waiter replies, "Samajhdar k liye ishara he coffee hai"...

Funny SMS Messages - 2 men went 2 a callgirl.

Do U Know?

How A Normal Person Becomes Abnormal?

How A Person Bears His Insult With Smiling Face?

How A Person Laughs And Weeps With No Reason?

How A Person Is Blackmailed To Study?

How A Person Becomes Old In The Teen Age?

Join...

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"PAKISTAN"

"NAVY" =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Raheel :

If money doesn''t grow den why do banks have branches?

WhY does a round Pizza come in a square box?

WhY doesn''t glue,Stick to its bottle?

WhY do U still call it building when its already built?

If its true that we are here to help others,what are others here for?

We are a Funny Bunch of people...........

Living in a seriously Funny World............. ;->

Funny SMS Messages - a birthday is a mill

Ek aadmi k pas jin tha,

jin bola "Aaqa" mujhy koi huqm dain.

Aaqa replayed : Yaar mery ghar say Amrica tak aik Road banao.

Jin : Aaqa ye mushkil kaam hay, resty hain darya atye hain, pahar atye hain, jungal aty hain, abadiyan atye hain, samundar bhi ata hay, Bohat mushkil hay, kuch or huqam daein...

us bandy nay bohat soocha then he said Yaar meri B.V ko mera farmaberdaar bana day..

Jin foran bola "Road singal banani hay Dubble lane

Funny SMS Messages - newtons law of load

Heer ranjhey sey: "Ranjhna hamarey pyar k dushman boht takatwar hein,wo hamein zinda naheen chordein ghey, aur meri to Ummeed b tootti ja rahee hai aur tum b kuch nahee kar rahe ho"

Ranjha: Heer fikar na kar mein apney saarey dushmanoon ko maar doon gha"

Heer ghussey mein, "Yuunhi baaith kar"

Haan heerey mein dua karoon gha aur tumhein pata hai k dua mein bardi takat hoti hai.

Funny SMS Messages - Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle.

Agr English Movies Pakistani Produce krtae to un kae nam Khch youn Hotae

1. Cliff Hanger: Latak''''da Gujjar

2. Superman: Udan aala Gujjar

3. Men in Black: Kala Gujjar

3. Rambo : Khooni Gujjar

4. Revenge: Gujjar da inteqaam

5. Spiderman: Jaaley aala Gujjar

6. Evil Dead: Gujjar di Moat.. :p ;->

Love SMS Messages - Beautiful Line said

When you feel cold and warm at the same time,

when you read over the same line for the tenth time,

when your heart and thoughts somehow appear to rhyme,

and when a simple name conquers your whole mind,

then you are in deep trouble my friend...

you are in what they call, "love".