Funny SMS Messages - ''Zid apni na chhodi

Dedicated to BHAI LOG...

Kbhi Kbhi Mere Dil Me Khayal Ata Hy Agr

Altaf Bhai London NaJate To Kya Hota?

To 9.0 Pe Unka Mazar Hota

Mustafa Kamal mazr k upar over head or nechay under pas bana kar signal free mazar banata

Farooq Sattar Sajada Nashin Hota

Babar Ghauri Wahan Charas Bechta

Wasim Akhtar Jooty Rakhny K Paise Leta

Shoaib Bukhari Langar Ki Degh Bnata

Saleem Shehzad Jeben Kat''ta

Baqi Rabta Commity Qawali Gati... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Sir :pyar or ishq mai kya farq hai,

Hello!My Name Is Dr.Love.

I M Specalist Of Lovelogy.

I Complete My Lovelogy Course From University Of Heart.If Any Person Want 2 Meet Me,So Plz Welcome My Address Is HEART EMPIR,

Room 143,Opposite Ishq School,Mohabbat Colony, Behind Dil Nagar.

(,") DR.DIL (",)

Funny SMS Messages - Bhaiyya Ghar Aa gaye hai

Professor to Students: "1 platform 2km lamba hy, Aandhi chal rahi hy 60km/h ki speed se, aur 1 train aai aur mashriq se maghrib ki taraf chali gayi. tou ab sawal yeh hy k meri umar kitni hy?"

Saaray Students hairaan ho kar aik doosre ki taraf dekhne lagay, 1 Student ne jawab dene k liye haath kharra kiaa.

Student: Sir apki umar 42 saal hy.

Professor: Good, lekin tum ne kese calculate kiaa?

Student: Sir humare ghar k pass 1 aadmi rehta hy, woh half mental hy aur uski umar 21 saal hy....

Funny SMS Messages - buhat stupid ho tum

A brand new love story......

In theatres this august..

Starring:

George W Bush


Condoleezza Rize

Tony Blair

Pamela Anderson

Special guest appearance:

Bill Clinton

&

Introducing the villain - Osama Bin Laden..

Music by Gen Pervez Reshamiya..

Item number by Monica lewinsky..

Khabi Al-Qaeda Na Kehna.. :d

Funny SMS Messages - A Woman Is Sitting At A Bench In Park........

Aik baat bataoon? wo meri chahat nahee zaroorat ban ghayee hai, wo jab b aati hai meri zindagi k sab chiragh roshan karti hai, laikin kabhi hamarey pyar k "dushman" ussey ley jaatey hein,wo b kya karey ussey jana pardta hai aur mein b kuch nahee kar pata,

Koi jaaye aur pyar k "dushmanoon" sey kahey k uss(Bijli) na ley jaya karein.

Funny SMS Messages - under the black cloth

Your b''thday is a day set aside just to celebrate you,

A day to shower you with attention and appreciate your gudness and warmth,

In my own,I celebrate you the rest of the year,too

For you are a very rare person and special friend and I thank you for being the wonderful part of my world..Happy B''thday My 4ever Friend

Funny SMS Messages - baraey meherbani es msg

Ek Larki Kisi K Saath

Bhaag Gai

Ek Larki Ko Kuch

Ghunday Utha Kr Le

Gaye

Ek Larki Apne

Shohar Se Larne


K Baad Apne Ghar

Aa Gai

Ek Larki Apni Saas k

Haatho''n Zulm Ka

Nishana Bani

El Larki Chhat Se Giri

Aur Usay Kafi Chotai''n Aai

EXPRESS NEWS

Har LARKI Per Nazar ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - titanic k saath 1

Sleeping Disease Etiology

Caused By: Lecturer

Host: Student

Reason: Frequent Classroom Exposure

Symptoms: Swinging Of Head,Frequent Falling On The Table,Automatic Closure Of Eyes

Signs:


Rednes Of Eyes

Ptosis,Short Handwriting,

Loss Of Consiousnes

Spread:

Studt 2 Studnt

Treatment:

Leave Da Class ;->

Funny SMS Messages - package wale so gay

Sardar k donon kaan jal gaye,
Doctor: Tumhary kaan kaise jal gaye?
Sardar: Main Qameez Istri kar raha tha k Phone aa gaya, main ne ghalti se Phone ki jaga Estri kaan se laga di
Doctor: Doosra kaan kaisay jala?
.
Sardar: Paa Jee ! Ambulance nu v te phone karna c...!

Funny SMS Messages - Ye Mardam Shumari

This poem was nominated 4 best poem of 2005,

written by an African child:

When i born, i black.

When i grow up, i black. When i go in sun, i black.

When i get cold i black. When i scared, i black. When i sick, i black & when i die, i still black.

And u White fellas:

When u born, u pink. When u grow up, u white. When u go in sun, u red. When u cold, u blue. When u scared, u yellow. When u sick, u green. When u die, u grey,

But u call me colored . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Tum pas hote ho tujh pe pyar aata hai,

Agar buses k naam Pakistani actress pr hote..

REEMA over load hogae,

SAIMA k neeche aa kr 1 rahgeer halaak,

Accident me SANA ka front miror toot gaya,

Tez raftaari k ba''is, LAILA mor kat''te hue ulat gae,

MEERA pr sawar ho jao,

SHAHIDA MINI ka tyre puncture hogaya,

NIRMA thuk gae,

RESHAM ko loot lya gaya,

BABRA SHARIF ki bearing rod toot gae,

NIGHAT pr pathrao,

Aur ANJUMAN ko jala dia gaya... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Aap Achy

''1BOY APNI DOR KI ANTI K GHAR GYA.

USY KAFI DAIR HO GAI,ANTI NE KHA BETA AJ TM GUDDO K PAS SO JAO.

BOY;RHNY DAIN MAIN BAHIR SOFY

PR HI SO JATA HON.

NEXT MORNING AK KHUBSORST GIRL


CHAYE LAI,

BOY; TM KON HO,

GIRL;MAIN GUDDO

AP KON?

BOY;MAIN ULLU DA PTHA.

HA.......''

Funny SMS Messages - pathan to doctor

Ek Fauji Ki Mehbooba Nurse Ban Gayi

Tou Fauji Ne Us Ko Khat Likha

''''Darling Mujhe Ye Jaan Kr Bohat Khusi Hui K Tum Nurse Ban Gayi Ho. . . Me Khda Se Dua Krta Hoon K Kisi Haadse Me Zakhmi Ho Ker Tumhare Hospital Pohanch Jaon''''

Kuch Din Baad Mehbooba Ka Khat Aaya

''''Haadsa Tou Nahi Ko Mau''jza Hii Tumhain Mere Paas La Sakta Hai Kyun K Meri Duty METERNITY HOSPITAL Me Hai'''' ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Manager:

ITS GREAT TO BE A GIRL!

V can use tears as a threat. ;->

Most guys wont hit us. ;->

V can always find someone to pay for our drink. ;->

V slap hard. ;->

V''re tempting. ;->

V dont have to pay for dinner. ;->

V''re the subject of almost ALL the love songs. ;->

No matter how mean v r, v can always get someone to fall in love wid us. ;->

We dont always mean wht v say. ;->

V dont always say wht v mean. ;->

Our Handwriting is Always Better... ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - Everyone has a best friend

We Make So Many Friends,

Sum Bcum Dearest,

Sum Bcum Special,

Felt In Love Wid Sum1,

Sum Go Abroad,

Sum Change Their Cities,

Sum Left Us,

We Left Sum,

Sum R In Contact,

Sum R Not In Contact,

Sum Don''t Contact Cuz Ov Their Ego,

We Don''t Contact Sum Cuz Ov Our Ego,

Wht Eva They Were,

How Eva They Are..

We Still Remember, Love, Missed, Cared Them Cuz Ov The Part They Played To Made


"MEMORIES"

Dedicated 2 All My,

(-: "FRIENDS" ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Teacher;

Choto:MoM Ap Jab Guest K

Samnay Khana Lagati Ho To Teen

RotiaAN Rakhti Ho To Wo Do Khata Hai

Phr Tum Teesri Kyun Rakhti Ho?

MoM:Teesri Roti Hmari Izat Hoti Hai. .

Ek Din Mehman Aya Khana

Khatay Waqt Choto Pas§ Betha Tha,

Mehman Ne Jab Dosri Roti

Khanay K Baad Teesri Roti Uthai,

To Choto Cheekha Maa. .

Mehman Hmari Izat Per Hath Dal Dia. . .

Love SMS Messages - Yahan Lehroon Nay Saahil Say

Apne ehsas se cho0 kr m0je sundal kr do,
Main kai sadi0n se adhora ho0n mukaml kr do,
Na tmhen h0sh rahy na m0je h0sh rahy,
Is qadar to0t k chao m0je pagl ker do,
Tm hatyli ko mere pyar ki mehndi se rang do,
Apni ankho main mere nam ka kaj0l kr do,
Dho0p he dho0p ho0n main to0t k barso m0je per,
Is qadar to0t k barso meri ro0h ko jal thal ker do,
Is k say main mere khwab mehak 0then gy,
Apne chary pe umeedo bhara anchal ker do,
Apne h0nto se k0i m0har lagao m0je per,
Ek naraz pyar se dkho m0je ghyal ker do

Funny SMS Messages - Maths Teacher

Sales man : Sir, which shaving cream do u use ?

Customer : Ali''s.

S.M : Which after shave do y use ?

C : Ali''s.

S.M : Which tooth paste do u use ?

C : Ali''s ?


S.M : Which shampoo do u use ?

C : Ali''s.

S.M : Sir , what is this Ali''s is it an international company ?

C : No, he is my room mate.

Funny SMS Messages - Send Me Mesg On These Time

Rehman Malik mera naam hai..

Awam ko topi pehnana mera kaam hai..

Jab se aaya hon Media pe chaya hon..

Kabhi Double Sawari band kabhi Bomb ki khabar laya hon..

Sab kahania purani bhulaiye Ab ek naya jhatka khaiye..

Zardari or Sheri k khilaf SMS mat banaiye..

Warna kuch hi din Mein SMS service band paaiye..

Mere Dosto Isko Ab Hum Se Panga Chaiye..

Aaiye aaj se SMS mein Isi Ki bajaye... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Sardar orders pizza.

This poem was nominated 4 best poem of 2005,


written by an African child:

When i born, i black.

When i grow up, i black. When i go in sun, i black.

When i get cold i black. When i scared, i black. When i sick, i black & when i die, i still black.

And u White fellas:

When u born, u pink. When u grow up, u white. When u go in sun, u red. When u cold, u blue. When u scared, u yellow. When u sick, u green. When u die, u grey,

But u call me colored . . . ;->

Love SMS Messages - gaalo pe aansuo ki

Love is a temporary madness.
It erupts like an earthquake and then subsides.
And when it subsides you have to make a decision.
You have to work out whether your roots have become so entwined together
that it is inconceivable that you should ever part.
Because this is what love is.
Love is not breathlessness, it is not excitement,
it is not the promulgation of promises of eternal passion.
That is just being in love which any of us can convince ourselves we are.
Love itself is what is left over when being in love has burned away,
and this is both an art and a fortunate accident.
Your mother and I had it,
we had roots that grew towards each other underground,
and when all the pretty blossom had fallen from our branches
we found that we were one tree and not two.
~ Captian Corelli's Mandolin.

Love SMS Messages - And When You

Kyun yaad tum itna aate ho…?
Kyun hum ko tum tarpaate ho…?
Gum sum gum sum hain aaj sahar se hum…
Kyun itna hamain sataate ho…?
Aadi hogaye hain us sitam ke hum…
Jo aadatan humpe dhaate ho.
Tumhain khayaalon se gar nikaal bhi dain…
To khwaabon main aa jaate ho.
Hum lab se nahin karte izhaar-e-mohabb at…
Tum aankhain hii nahin parh paate ho………..

Break Up SMS Messages - Socha tha na karenge kisi se dosti

Mujhay Apnay Zab Pay Naz Tha,,

Saray Bazme Jahan Yeh Kya Hoa,,

Meri Aank Kesay Jhalak Gai,,

Mujhay Gham Hay Yeh Bura Hoa,,

Meray Zindgi K Charag K Yeh Andaz Koi Naya Nahe,,

Kabhi Roshni Kavhi Teergi,,

Kabhi Jala Hoa Kabhi Bujha Hoa,,

Mujhay Rastay May Para Hoa,,

Aik Badnaseeb K Khat Mila,,

Kahen Khon-E-Dil say Likha Hoa,,

Kahen Aanso-oon Say Mita Hoa,,

Jo Nazar Bache K Guzar Gaya,,

Meray Samnay Say Abhi Abhi,,

Yeh Meray Shehar Hi K log Thay,,

Tha Meray Ghar Say Unka Ghar Jura,,

T E A R S ! ! ! ! ! !

Funny SMS Messages - ''Dream makes all things possible

1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.

Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.

Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,


Memon ne phir khoon dia.

Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,

Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?

Arbi:Munna…!!

Ab hamarey ander bhi memono ka khoon dor raha hay:)

Funny SMS Messages - nobodys like you m

6 reasons to prefer GUNS over WOMEN

1.U can trade an old 45 for a new 22

2.U can admire a friend's gun & He'll let u try it

3.Ur Gun stays with u even if u r out of munitions

4.Guns function normal everyday

5.Gun do not mind if U go 2 sleep after u use it

6.MOST IMP: U can buy a SILENCER for A GUN! =P ;) :-)

Funny SMS Messages - kyun duaein maang

Pehli dafa insan jab dalta hy to nervous hota hy

Ahista se dalo tou phisal k pura andar chala jata hy

phir ajeeb-o-Gharib awazein aane lagti hy

Lekin tum bilkul na Ghabrana, confidence se daley rehna or us waqt tak na nikalna jab tak apki Money nhi nikal ati

phir apna

ATM CARD

machine se nikal lena!

Love SMS Messages - U learn to like

I never knew a love

A love that could be sweeter

No matter what my mind says

Your music gives me fever

The moment that we danced

Your arms felt like a cradle

And when you took my hand

I was no longer able


It never felt so right before

I need to be with you much more

I can''t believe this kind of fate

We can runaway...

Is it love?

Funny SMS Messages - Apni Property Mere Naam Kar dena

2 kids wr lying 2gethr in 1 bed in same blnket

1st: Me 1 lrka hn

Tm kon ho?

2nd: Mjhy nai pta

1st:Acha w8 (ye kh kr wo blankt k andr gya

or thori dr bd nikla) "tm lrki ho"

2nd: Tmhy kese pta?

.

1st: Q k mere blue socks hai, or tmhare pink hai.

Moral :

Har waqt GANDI BATEN mat socha karo.. ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Police and car driver

Police and car driver

Police wale ne carwale ko roka- "yeh suraksha week hai. Aap belt pehn
kar car chala rahe hain, isliye aapko Rs 5,000 ka inaam
dia jata hai. aap is inaam ka kya karoge ?"

car driver- "mein iss inaam se apna driving license banwaunga"

pichli seat par baithi uski maa boli- "iski bat ka yakin mat karo.
ye sharab pi kr kuch b bolta hai."

uske papa bole- "muje pata tha ki chori ki car me
hm zyada dur nhi ja payenge."

Tabhi dikki se awaz ayi-
"bhai hmne border par kar lia kya ?.............. "

Funny SMS Messages - lagaan remix 2020

Why pakistan is in trouble ? Population: 16 crore

4 crore retired

3 crore in state govt don''t work

2 crore in school


2 crore under 5 year

2 crore unemployed

2 crore house wives

99,99,998 are any time in jail.

The balance is you & me. you are busy in checking SMS.

HOW can i handle pakistan alone?

Funny SMS Messages - welcome to sach ka samna

Mr. Inside Went 2 C

Mr. Outside. Inside

Standing Outside Called

Outside Outside But

Outside Standing Inside

Called Inside Inside

When Inside Came Inside

Outside Went Outside 2 C

Inside Then Outside Called

Inside Outside But Inside From


Inside Called Outside Inside ...

Now Where Is Ur Brain

Inside Or Outside ... ??? ;->

Love SMS Messages - Ur glowing eyezz

I want to lie with you in green pastures,

Swim with you in fresh, blue water.

I want to hold you until all times end,


I want to know you forever and be your friend.

Love me will you, this I ask,

Open up to me and take off your mask.

Kiss me, love me, my love for you never dies

Like a candle that never goes out,

My love for you burns on and on.

Please say yes as I ask you this,

Sweet angel of God, pure precious dove,

Will you marry me my love?

Funny SMS Messages - Dil ke zakhmoon ko gr koi shaiyri

''"Main Kal ja Raha Tha"

K Meri Chappal Toot Gayi


Ab Chappal To Mochi Seeta Hai

Seeta To Darzi Bhi Hai

Darzi To Kapre Seeta Hai

Kapre To Rangeen Hote Hein

Hai

Safaid To Dhoodh Bhi Hota Hai

Dhoodh To Bhens Deti Hai

Bhens To Kali Hoti Hai

Kala To Bangali Bhi Hota Hai

Bangali To Pan Khata Hai


Pan To Lal Hota HRangeen To Lota Bhi Hota Hai

Lota To Bathroom Mein Hota Hai

Bathroom Mein To Nal Bhi Hota Hai

Nal To Lohe Ka Hota Hai

Lohe Ki To Istri Bhi Hoti Hai

Istri''

Funny SMS Messages - A man sees a fat man

There was ONe guy who used to smoke a lot! minimum 2 packs a day. He would make sure his folks never found out. He would always make sure he had loads of mint on him. One day, when he was below his house, his mom was unexpectedly in the balcony, and he didnt have mints on him! He was in a fix. While he was wondering what to do, he sees 2 snakes in the garden. So he eats them tail first. After that his mouth starts smelling of mint. Why?????

Cos he ate 2 snakes (Saap) ulta..so he ate Paas Paas....

Funny SMS Messages - - interview

Mobile bana hai har larki ki shan

Call kr k larkon ko karti hain ye pareshan

MISSBELL or Sms kr k kehti hain meri jaan

Teri awaz sunne ko tarastey hain mere kaan

12 boyfrnd bana kr akarti hain pehalwan

Apni frndz ko hr raaz bata kr karti hain heran

Kehti hain larkon ko ullu banana hy buhat asan,

Hosh kar ay mere yaar ankhen khol k pehchan,

Mat aa in k chakkar me ye sab hain shetan,

Ab kisi ki call aaye To usko bolna G bhabi jaan.

Funny SMS Messages - AQWAAL-E-ZAREEN

Pakistan ki awaam ko kitni Khushiyan mili ?

1. Bijli jane k baad Bijli aane ki khushi.

2. Line mein khara ho kar kabhi kabhi Aata milne ki khushi.

3. Sare din k baad raat k 11 baje Gas aane ki khushi.

4. Bazar se shopping kar k Bomb blast se bach kar Zinda ghar wapas aane ki khushi . . . . . <-;

Love SMS Messages - True sadness is

Muddat se jis ke waaste Dil be qaraar tha

Woh laut kar na aaya magar intezaar tha

Jo humsafar tha chorr gaya raah main mujhe

Main phans gayi bhanwar main woh darya ke paar tha

Manzil qareeb aayi to tum door hogaye

Itna to tum batao ke yeh kaisa Pyaar tha

Chilman giradi yeh kis ne dono ke darmiyan

Na woh sakoon se betha na mujh ko qaraar tha

Yeh mukhtasar sa haal hai rukhsat ke waqt ka

Ankhon main aansu aur Dil beqaraar tha

Yeh baat umer bhar samjh na paayi main

Kyun Dil mera us ka talabgaar tha

Love SMS Messages - LOVE Is When

What is a soulmate?

It''s like a best friend but more.

It''s that one person that knows u better than anyone else.

Someone who makes you a better person, actually..they don''t make u a better person, u do that yourself. They inspire you.

A soulmate is someone who you carry with you forever.

The person who knew you and accepted you, before anyone else did.

Or when no one else would.

And no matter what happens, you will always love them. And nothing could ever change that.

Love SMS Messages - NAWABUN KI TARH

Hum jo kehte thay zindagi kuch nahin hai tere bina...

Lekin yeh kia ke zindagi sub kuch hai tere bina...

Ab to raat bhi kaat jati hai din bi guzar jata hai...

Sab waisa hi hai kuch bhi to nahin badla tere bina...

Tere jane pe jo rim jhim si thi ankhoon main ab...

Thehar gaya hai ankhoon ka woh samander tere bina...

Waqt ne bohat kuch sikhla dia hai mujhe...

Ab tu waqt bhi guzar jata hai tere bina...

Shayad mohabbat karne ke adaab hi na thay...

Ab zindagi ne woh bhi sikhla dia tere bina...

Jo guzar gaya hai waqt .,, So guzar gaya dost...

Jo reh gaya hai guzar jayega TERE BINA...

Funny SMS Messages - Pathan ki Maa pathan se

shama pe chala mukadma parwane ke khoon ka,


pucha gaya shama se kyun kiya khoon maasum ka,

shama boli...

parwana jawani ke nashe main jhoom raha tha,

mere agge piche ghoom raha tha,

khoon na karti to kya karti,

bhari mehfil main mujhe choom raha tha..