5,00,000 Shadi Par.
1,00,000 Haq Meher.
Aur
Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000
Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000
Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667
1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778
Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963
.
Ufff! Tauba Tauba.
Love Marriage:
Sirf 120 Rupay Ka Stamp Paper.
.
.
A Massege From: The Students Of Accounting & Finance.
Invest at Your Own Risk.
Shikari dost say:Agr tu meri jgha hota to kya krtay?
Dost:Meri to dar k maaray potti hee nikal jati!
Shikari: Hanstay huay,to SHER itni dair say phisal ks pay rha tha... =P ;->
Like..
Isac Newton boiled his watch in place of egg while he was noticing time from the egg in place of watch..
Albert Einstein ever in his life didn''t comb his hairs..
N above all,
Lous Pasteur forgot the wedding dat of his wedding..
Hosh se GEO!!
From:
Back benchers association..
Yes!!
We talk with arguments.
1. Everything cooked in garlic & onion
2. Re-use of gift papers
3. Always arive atleast 1 hour late to a party
4. Chldren have names rhyming
5. Talk for an hour at the gate when leaving somebody''s house
6. Keep leftover food in fridge
7. You live wth your parents even when you are 40 years old
8. Don''t use measure cups when cooking
9. Bedsheets on sofas to keep them away from getting dirty
10. Cover everything with plastic even if its a remote control :D
K Har Kisi k Hath Me Mobile Aa gaya,
JisNe Kabhi Larki Na PataYi Ho''''BABU'''',
Wo Gandu b Date Maar k Aa gaya,
Bari Aag Lagti Hay Us Waqt dimagh Me,
Koi Kahe k Teri Bachi Ka Number Mere Pas Aa gaya,
Ye Ajab zaleel panay Ka Part Hy''''BABU'''',
Pehle 100 Ka Card Aata Tha Ab EasyLoad b Aa gaya,
Ab Poori Raat Sirf Ek Rupay Me Baat,
Saare TharkiYo Ko Ye Package Pasand Agaya;-
A relationship is like a rose,
How long it lasts, no one knows;
Love can erase an awful past,
Love can be yours, you''ll see at last;
To feel that love, it makes you sigh;
To have it leave, you''d rather die;
You hope you''ve found that special rose, ''
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?
@ Pizza Shop
"7 Dayz Widout Pizza
Makes 1 Weak"
In No-smoking Area
"If V c Smoke, V''ll
Azume U r On Fire
n Take Apropaite
Action"
@ Car Dealership
"D Best Way 2 Get Back
On Ur Feet.
Miss A Car Payment"
@ Maternity Room Door
"Push . Push . Push" ... ;-
Remix Version of TWIST.
Lets have some paper Shaper lets have some Study now,
Lets have some Phy, Chem lets read the bio now.
Chalo chalo ji Book uthalo,
Chalo chalo ji Parh k Dikhao,
Chalo chalo ji Sir ko Khapa lo.
Life ki Karlo bist. :-)
N we Twist, We Twist, Twist, Twist, Twist.
Here is a car........
........................-----;--,
...............___/_,{)..|__;.__
............/..._.............:......_..\
...........''--(_)------------(_)---''
And here is the key.......
-.--.
/.-.''----------.
\''-''.--"--""-"-''
-''--''
Ab jaldee se saaaf karo main ne bohut zaroori kaam se jana hai...
Waasta gair se na apnoo se
Qaid sa apne jism-o-jaan main hoon
Urta rehta hoon bas khalaoon main
Na zameen main hoon Na aasman main hoon
Kon hoon kia hoon koi kia janee...?
Hoon magar apne hi ghuman main hoon
Kon samjhe bhala mera mafhoom
Shair hoon na jane kis zaban main hoon....?
Dear God,
Give Me The Wisdom To Understand My Boss.. ..
Give Me The Love To Forgive Him.. ..
Give Me The Patience To Understand His Deeds.. ..
But Dearest God Don''t Give The Power Because If You Give Me Power, I WILL BREAK HIS HEAD.
tum hamari kursi sey ghirey they aur meinein kaha tha,
"kursi to bach ghayee hai na"!
mein uss din k liye muafi mangana chahta hoon aur aaghey sey jab b ghiro ghey to kahoon gha,
"Kursi chahey toot jaye par tum mat bachna"!
Judge:Is Baat Ka Kya Saboot Hai?
K Tum Sach Kah Rahay Ho?
Man:Janab Is Se Barh Kr Or
Kya Proof Ho Ga K Us Waqt
Main Apni B.V Ko Lenay Susral Ja Raha Tha,
"doctor saab, bibi ke liye jukam ka, bete ke liye khansi ka, beti ke liye bookhar ka, mammi ke liye peeth dard ka, papa ke liye ghutno ka dard ka dawai likh dijiye"
doctor saab ne sab ka dawai likh kar phir woh admi se pusha, " baki sab log ghar mein thik thak hai na??
Arrange Marriage:
5,00,000 Shadi Par.
1,00,000 Haq Meher.
Aur
Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000
Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000
Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667
1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778
Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963
.
Ufff! Tauba Tauba.
Love Marriage:
Sirf 120 Rupay Ka Stamp Paper.
.
.
A Massege From: The Students Of Accounting & Finance.
Invest at Your Own Risk.
1- Hate To Sleep
2 - Like To Study Forever
3 - Enjoyed Life [A/c Student Ov C.A]
4 - Cant Live Widout Tension
5 - Want To Pay For His Sins In This World
6 - Dun Wanna Marry Before 40 Years Ov Age ... ;->
Shaadi ke pehle - Yes Boss :)
Shaadi ke baad - Yes Boss :(
Shaadi ke pehle - Mere Sapno Ki Rani :)
Shaadi ke baad - Chutki Ki Amma :(
Shaadi ke pehle - Kabhi Kabhi :)
Shaadi ke baad - If you are lucky :(
Shaadi ke pehle - Aao Pyar Karen :)
Shaadi ke baad - Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen? :(
Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Apke Hain :)
Shaadi he baad - Hum Apke Hai Koun?
"Ur husband is suffering from a very severe disease. If u don''t do the following, he''ll die.
Each day, fix him healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, & in good mood. Cook tasty dinner for him. Don''t discuss ur problems with him. If u can do this for 1 year, ur husband will be OK."
On the way home, the husband asked:
"What did the Dr. say?
She said:
"Doctor ne jawab de dia hy...." =P =D
Yesterday was my Birthday
My Wife Didnt wish me nor did my kids
I went to Work & my friends Didnt,
I went to my cabin
My Secretary said:
Happy Birthday Boss
I felt Special
Than I was invited to Her Flat
She said:
Do U mind if I go into the Bedroom for a Minute?
I said:
OK
She came out a Few minutes later with a large cake,
Followed by My Wife, Kids & All my Friends,
& I was Waiting for her
Sitting on the couch
.
.
NAKED
Ek din me uske sath gaya date per,
Phir usne apni birthday pe bulaya cake pr,
Hum ne kuch baten ki beth kr,
Uske bhai ne hamari baten sunli late kr,
Phir usne mujhe chamat lgaya khench kr,
Ek haftey tak me leta rha bed pr,
Ab kabhi nahi jaonga date pr... =P ;->
A lady broke a signal & was presentd in front of judge
LADY: Ur honor plz let me go
i am a school teacher I am getting
late for my class
JUDGE: Ahaa so u r a teacher,
I have waited for this moment all my life,
now write down
"I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT"
5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET U GO ;->
a mehboob kaisay sahein ghey hum ghum terey,
Tu vessey hee hum sey 80 kilo ziada bari hai,
na poocho mein kitna dat jata hoon apni baat par,
sandal kha k b kehta hoon "Episode Jaari hai"
tab to sirf khilone tuta karte the.
Wo khushiyan bi na jane kaise khushiyan thi,
titli ko pakad ke uchhla karte the.
Paoon maar ke khud barish ke pani mae,
apna aap bhigoya karte the.
Ab to ek aansu bi rusva kar jata hai,
bachpan mein to dil khol ke roya karte the.
Wife: ye cup kahan say mila?
Husband: mai daur may first aya hun.
Wife: doosre aur teesre number par kon aya?
Husband: doosray number par police afsar aur teesray number par cup ka maalik... =P ;->
SINDH demands "KATRINA KAIF"
PUNJAB demand "PRIYANKA CHOPRA"
BALOCHISTAN demands "KAREENA KAPOOR"
NWFP desperatly and urgently wants "SHAHID
KAPOOR"
Geo
pathano Geo
