Friendship SMS Messages - Friends are like

Ek Din Zindagi Aise Muqaam Pe Pohanch Jayegi

Dosti Tou Sirf Yaado''n Me Reh Jayegi

Har Cup Coffee Ka Yaad Doston Ki Dilayega

Aur

Hanste Hanste Phr Aankhe''n Num Ho Jayengi

Office K Chamber Me Classroom Nazar Ayega

Par Chahne Pe Bhi Proxy Nahi Lag Payegi.

Paisa Tou Bahut Hoga Mgr Usey Lutane Ki Wajah He Kho Jayegi

Jee Le Khulke Is Pal Ko Mere Dost Kyun K Zindagi In Palon Ko Phir Se Nahi Dohrayegi

-->Dedicated To All My Frndz<--

Funny SMS Messages - the most unfulfilled

Insan ki POTI ke 4 Rang Hotay Hen

1- Peela (Yelow)

2- Hara (Green)

3- kala (ßlack)

4- kathye (ßrown)

Insani POTI Me Ye Chezein Aksar Dakhna ko Milti Hein

1. Kheery k ßeech

2. Kuti Huwi Mirch

3. Rol Huwe Timatar


4. Dhanya

kabi POTI ko Ghor Se Dakho To Images ßanti Hain

1, Cheel (Eagle)

2, Saanp (Snake)

3, ßhoot (Ghost)

4, Dinasour

etc...

Types Of POTI

1. Patla Dast

2. Sakht


3. Gaarhi

4. Sookhi

5. Jelly

6. Oily

Info Collected ßy

(Wiliam POti)

Funny SMS Messages - Teacher! Btaen

Do you know why crow is called crow and sparrow is called sparrow ??

THE story behind the fact......

Two birds went to the theatre.

One bird got C row and the other bird did not get a seat,

So they had to give it a spare row.

Hence the bird in C row was called crow and the other sparrow.

Pass this to all your friends and let them develop their general knowledge.... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - 5 Points That Prove

A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet

Hi, how r u?

he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?

well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?

No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.

There is an idiot in other toilet who is


answering my questions.. ;->

Love SMS Messages - I care for you

~ PERFECT LOVE ~

Perfect Love Isn''t Receiving,

Its Giving & Forgiving

Perfect Love Isn''t Red Roses On Valentine''s Day,

Its The Rest Of The 364 Days Of Knowing You Love Someone

Perfect Love Is Not Phone Calls & Stolen Kisses,


Its The Silent Smile In Memory Of Your Sweetheart

Perfect Love Isn''t A Grand Wedding,

But Spending A Lifetime Together

Perfect Love Isn''t Fight-kiss & Make-ups,

Its Loving The One Who Annoys The Hell Out Of You

Funny SMS Messages - Aik sahab hamptay

Unbelievable Moments in 2008.

1. PPP won the election.

2. Faraz death

3. Harbhajan slapped Srisanth.

4. Ronaldo kissed Bipasha Basu.


5. Tony Blair caught without ticket.

6. Marriot blast.

7. China launched space shuttle.

8. Mumbai blast.

9.

.

.

.

.

Bush did not return Al-Zaidi Shoes..!!!

Funny SMS Messages - nothing in this worl

In logon kee samajh nahee aati, Hamesha dohra roop,

kaisay:

Proof#1: lardki lardkey ko chchery to Shararat aur agar lardka chchery to Badmashi.

Proof#2: Agar koi ameer kaam mein apni wife ka haat bataye to "understanding" aur agar gharib bataye to "Jhooroo ka Ghulam"

Uuuuufffffff reeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy LLLLLooooooggg

Funny SMS Messages - Tongue Twister

''Ata Hy Mujh Ko Yad Wo School Ka Zamana…..

Wo Harami Pan Ki Batain….

Wo Bachiyan Phasana….

Wo Hasna Hasana….

Wo Canteen K Lala Ko Chutiya Banana….

Teachrz Ki Hatana…

Wo Punishment Milna…..

Wo Tully Mar K Murghiyan Churana….


Wo Exams Ki Ratto Main Suttey Lagana…..

Wo Tention Ko Film Dekh K Urrana Or Pharrey Bana K Undrwere Main Chupana Na…..

Ab Wo Din Hy Na Wo Ratain Na Bachiyan Na Mulaqatain

Agr Kch Hy Tu Bs….

.

.

Yadain Hi Yadain.

Funny SMS Messages - ''aaj subeh mujhe chirhion

''aaj subeh mujhe chirhion

''aaj subeh mujhe chirhion ki awazain kuch ziada he ache leg rehe then,

pool kuch ziada he khobsorat leg rehe the,

fiza b kuch mehki mehki the,


mene dunia se pocha:

aaj quen tujh man esahusun he?

wo boli:

aaj sms perhne vala zinndagi men pehli br nhaia hai.''

Funny SMS Messages - Two secrets to keep

Ek aadmi k pas jin tha,

jin bola "Aaqa" mujhy koi huqm dain.

Aaqa replayed : Yaar mery ghar say Amrica tak aik Road banao.

Jin : Aaqa ye mushkil kaam hay, resty hain darya atye hain, pahar atye hain, jungal aty hain, abadiyan atye hain, samundar bhi ata hay, Bohat mushkil hay, kuch or huqam daein...

us bandy nay bohat soocha then he said Yaar meri B.V ko mera farmaberdaar bana day..

Jin foran bola "Road singal banani hay Dubble lane

Funny SMS Messages - zarday aur zardar

''Raton ko uth kar,

Khayalon se ho kar,

Yadon me kho kar,

Tumhe kya khabar hy,

Me apne KHUDA se kya mangta hon,

Viraano me ja kar

Daman phe''la kar

Anson baha kar

Tumhe kya khabar hy.

Me apne KHUDA se kya mangta hon,

Tum to kaho ge,

SANAM mangta hon,

JANAM mangta hon,

tum to kaho ge,

Kisi DIL RUBA ki,

Kisi DIL NASHIN

ki wafa manga hon,

Ye B ghlt hy


Wo B ghlt hy

Me apne KHUDA se Sirf

"LIgHT" ane ki Dua mangta hon.;-)''

Love SMS Messages - Love anyone yo

When you feel cold and warm at the same time,

when you read over the same line for the tenth time,

when your heart and thoughts somehow appear to rhyme,

and when a simple name conquers your whole mind,

then you are in deep trouble my friend...

you are in what they call, "love".

Funny SMS Messages - Hello Ji..

A DUA...

tujHe khushiYan aise milen jEse MUSHRAF ko galiYan.

Teri zindgi se gum aise khatm hon jise NARGIS ki haya.


or

tujhe BABRA SHRIF jEsa sabr mile.

tuje shohrat aisI mile jise MUKHTAARA MAI ko mili.

Tujhe health aise mile jEse SINGETA ko.

apke din aise phre jise NISEBO k.

Koi aur dua.....???

Love SMS Messages - I know nothing lasts

As I feel the tear go down my cheek,

I notice that my heart is weak,

For the love I have for you,

Will always be gold and true,

I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past,

But know my love will always last,

Even though we are a distance apart,


You always have the key to my heart.

Love SMS Messages - Be Khaber Apne

WE All Want To Fall In LOVE . . .

Why ? ? ?

Bcoz That Experience Makes Us Feel Completely Alive

Where Every Scene Is Heightend, Every Emotion Is Magnified, Our Everyday Reality Is Shattered & We Are Flying Into Heavens. It May Only Last A Moment, An Hour, An Afternoon, But that Doesn’t Diminsh It’s Value

Bcoz


We Are Left With Memories That We Treasure For The Rest For Our Life

Love SMS Messages - gaalo pe aansuo ki

As I feel the tear go down my cheek,

I notice that my heart is weak,

For the love I have for you,

Will always be gold and true,

I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past,

But know my love will always last,


Even though we are a distance apart,

You always have the key to my heart.

Love SMS Messages - To love means to

I want to lie with you in green pastures,

Swim with you in fresh, blue water.

I want to hold you until all times end,


I want to know you forever and be your friend.

Love me will you, this I ask,

Open up to me and take off your mask.

Kiss me, love me, my love for you never dies

Like a candle that never goes out,

My love for you burns on and on.

Please say yes as I ask you this,

Sweet angel of God, pure precious dove,

Will you marry me my love?

Funny SMS Messages - GOVT KE TARAF SAY AHAM ILAN

Bush & Obama were Sitting in a Bar..

A Guy Walks Upto Them & Asks;

What r u Guys Doing Here?

Bush Says:

We r Planning World War III..

Guy says: Really? Whts Going to Happen ?

Bush says:

Well, We r Going to Kill 140 Million Muslims This time & One Beautiful Girl..

Guy Exclaimed:

A Beautiful Girl..!!

Y To Kill a Beautiful Girl ?

Bush Turns to Obama & Says:

See, i Told You..


NoOne would Worry About The 140 Million..

Funny SMS Messages - Koi Kahe k Teri Bachi Ka Number Mere Pas Aa gaya,

Koi Kahe k Teri Bachi Ka Number Mere Pas Aa gaya,

Dekhte Hi Dekhte Kya Zamana Agaya,

K Har Kisi k Hath Me Mobile Aa gaya,

JisNe Kabhi Larki Na PataYi Ho''''BABU'''',

Wo Gandu b Date Maar k Aa gaya,

Bari Aag Lagti Hay Us Waqt dimagh Me,

Koi Kahe k Teri Bachi Ka Number Mere Pas Aa gaya,

Ye Ajab zaleel panay Ka Part Hy''''BABU'''',

Pehle 100 Ka Card Aata Tha Ab EasyLoad b Aa gaya,

Ab Poori Raat Sirf Ek Rupay Me Baat,

Saare TharkiYo Ko Ye Package Pasand Agaya;-

Funny SMS Messages - Ek Kana Kisi Ladki

How to irritate Bill Gates

* Steal his "nerdboy" license plate.

* Accuse him of sexually harassing your laser jet printer.

* Beat his high score on Tetris.

* Ask him if they caught the guy who did that to his hair.

* Tell him you heard he''s "micro soft."

* Leave his Spock ears on your dashboard so they melt.

* Let the air out of the tires on the Gatesmobile.

* Drop hints that Oprah''s richer than he is.

* WWW him right in the dot-com.

* Two words: Dork tax.

Funny SMS Messages - Tum aChe

Soldier to General:

Sir!


A small enemy group is attacking..

General:

Quickly bring me my red shirt..

"After Enemyz Defeat"

Soldier:

Sir why d red shirt??

General:

In red shirt if i got shot, my soldiers would''nt see my blood so they wont b discouraged..

Soldier:

Sir 100 enemy tanks are attacking..

General:

Hurry up!

Bring me

My Yellow Trousers.... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Dazz.. Dazz Dazz Dazz ...

"Doctor, are you sure I''m suffering from pneumonia? I''ve heard once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus."

"Don''t worry, it won''t happen to you. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia only." . . . ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - A Friend is a Treasure

S0 many talks on a issue..

S0 much fun of a singl inn0cent frnd..

S0 many frndz on 1bench..

S0 much laugtr on 1stupd j0ke..


S0 many callz n smsz on birthday nite..

S0 many hugs for 0ne littl w0rry..

S0 much luv for jst 1pers0n..

S0 many tearz for 0ne little fight..

Really!! "frndz r da best part of our small life"

... L0ve y0u !!

Funny SMS Messages - How did you write your exam

"==LyF Ki RiNgToNe=="

Gham Ko Karo Delete

Khushi Ko Karo Save

Rishton Ko karo Recharge

Dosti Ko karo Download

Dushmani Ko Karo Erase


Sach Ka Karo Broadcast

Jhoot Ko karo Switch Off

Tention Ko Karo Not Rechargeable

Pyar Ki karo InComing On

Nafrat Ki karo OutGoing Off

Lanuage Ko Karo Control

Hansi Ka Karo Outbox Full

Aansu Ka Karo Inbox Khaali

Gusse Ko karo Hold

Muskan Karo Send


Help Ko Karo Ok

Self Ko karo Autolock

Dil Ko Karo Viberate

Phir Dekho Lyf Ki Ringtone Kitni Polyphonic Ho Jaye Gi....... :->

Funny SMS Messages - Why is Love Marriage I

''Raton ko uth kar,

Khayalon se ho kar,

Yadon me kho kar,

Tumhe kya khabar hy,

Me apne KHUDA se kya mangta hon,

Viraano me ja kar

Daman phe''la kar

Anson baha kar

Tumhe kya khabar hy.

Me apne KHUDA se kya mangta hon,

Tum to kaho ge,

SANAM mangta hon,

JANAM mangta hon,

tum to kaho ge,

Kisi DIL RUBA ki,

Kisi DIL NASHIN

ki wafa manga hon,

Ye B ghlt hy

Wo B ghlt hy

Me apne KHUDA se Sirf

"LIgHT" ane ki Dua mangta hon.;-)''

Funny SMS Messages - Mery Aziz Ham Watno

Biscuit walay ka LOVE LETTER...

Dear MARIE!

Today is GOODDAY. I''m in GALA . U''ve made my life SOOPER.

I''m the PRINCE of ur heart.

I want to buy u BAKERY,

so u can give me a TREAT everyday. U''ve Krack''jacked my JAM HEART.

Now i''m in 50-50 position.

Plz i wana hav a PARTY with u.

Tumhara TIGER...!

Love SMS Messages - You know why

Ek Baat Kahon Gar Suntay Ho
Ik baat kahoon gar suntay ho
tum mujh ko achay lagtay ho,
kuch chunchal say, kuch chup chup say
kuch khoiy khoiy rehtay ho,
hain chahnay walay aur bohut
par tum main hai aik baat bohut
tum apnay apnay lagtay ho,
yeh baat baat pay kho jana
kuch kehtay kehtay ruk jana
kia baat hai hum say keh dalo
yeh kis uljhan main rehtay ho,
ik baat kahoon gar suntay ho
tum mujh ko achay lagtay ho!!

Funny SMS Messages - Sardar car ki

Aata Hy Yaad Humain Double Sawari Ka Zamana,

Wo Apni Bike Ko Chamkana,

Wo Kaminapan Krna,

Wo Coaching K Samne Villi Lagana,

Wo Bachiyan Phansana,

Wo Hasna Hasana,

Wo C-View Jana,


Wo Baot Basin Per Raja Sahab Ka Pan Khana Aur Sutte Lagana,

Wo Logo Ki Hatana,

Wo Tulley Ko Cherh Kar Bike Bhagana

Burns Road Jana,

Wo Roll Point K Roll Khana,

Wo Paise Urana,

Na Wo Din Hain

Na Ratain,

Agar Kuch Hy To Bus Yaadein He Yaadein... ;->

Love SMS Messages - or kia dety

"ÄJNABI"

Usay Kaise Akela Chord Don Is Rah Main

Sath jo Chalta Raha Majboriyon K Baad Bhi

Ban K Khushboo Rach Gaya Hai Yun Mere Ehsas Main

Door Ho Paya Nahin Wo Dooriyon K Baad Bhi

Rafta Rafta Us Ko Bhi Ye Duniya raas aa Gae!

Muskra K Wo Mila Hai Ranjishon K Baad Bhi

Faslay Kab Kam Hoye Hain Raabton K Baad Bhi

Ajnabi They Ajnabi Hain "Mohabbaton" K BÄAD Bhi!.

Funny SMS Messages - At d beginning of any relationship,

THE NEWS

14 Aug 2020

Headline News

PM BILAWAL meet Presidnt ZARDARI

President ZARDARI visit neighbour country BALOCHISTAN

PAK loses Cricket series against CANADA

IMRAN khan is the leader of TALIBAN

MEERA 25th BIRTHDAY 2day

9th SEPTEMBER on death anivrsary of CHOUDHRY BROTHERS

OSAMA still WANTED

SHOAIB AKHTER hopeful 2 play in nxt MATCH

1$=420Rs

Petrol 1 ltr=1450Rs

CNG=3020Rs/kg

Gold=2000000/10g

AATA stolen frm LHR Museum

Sugar 1100/kg =P ;)

Funny SMS Messages - Height Of TexTinG . . .

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

Friendship SMS Messages - Hearts could

When true friendship blinds 2 indivisuals together,

That bond can never be broken

For in times of confusion,

Ill be there to listen you.

In the time of sadness,

Ill be there to console you.

In the times of anger,

Ill be there to talk with you.

Even when you are confused,sad or anything.

Search your heart and I will be there.

I am and always be your friend.

Love SMS Messages - Bheed mein reh

Pooch Lo Tum Bhi Is Zamane Se,

Pyar Chupta Nahi Chupane Se,

Paas Aate Ho Chhute Ho Baat Karte Ho,

Kabhi Matlab Se Kabhi Bahane Se,

Pyar Dil Me Hai To Lao Zubaan Pe,

Aag Badhti Hai Ye Bujhane Se,

Tumhe Na Paana Shayad Behtar Hai,

Paa Ke Phir Se Tumhe Ganwane Se...

Chalo Ek Dua To Apni Puri Hui,


Mil Liye Apne Ek Deewane Se,

Roye Jaate Ho, Bas Roye Jate Ho,

Kya Hoga Ye Moti Lutaane Se,

Karo Koshish Ki Kurabatein Hi Rahein,

Dooriyan Badh Jaati Hai Badhane Se,

Kya Sunayein Kisiko Raaz-E-Dil,

Dard Bhi Badhta Hai Sunane Se,

Bhool Jao Kar Ke Achha Hai

Ehsaan Rehta Nahi Jatane Se...

Love SMS Messages - Wasi

mein sahil pe likhi hui ebaarat nahein

jo lehroon sey mit jaati hai

mein baarish ki baarasti boond nahein

jo baras kar tham jati hai

mein khuaab nahein

jisey dekhaa aur bhula diya jaye

mein shama nahein


jisey phoonka aur bhuja diya jaye

mein hawa ka jhonka nahein

jo aya aur guzar gaya

mein chaand bhi nahein

jo raat k baad dhal jaata hai

mein to woh ehsaas hoon jo

tujh mein lahoo bun kar gardish karay

mein to woh rang hoon jo

teray dil par

chahray aur kabhi naa utray


mein to woh parwana hoon jo

jalta rahay aur fana naa hoga

khuaab, ibaaarat, hawak ki tarhaan

chaand, boond, shama ki tarhaan

meray mitnay ka sawaal hi nahein

KIYON K MEIN TO MOHABBAT HOON

AUR MOHABBAT KO KOI ZAWAAL NAhi

Funny SMS Messages - Man 1: "I m Alwayz Delighted

Dedicated to BHAI LOG...

Kbhi Kbhi Mere Dil Me Khayal Ata Hy Agr

Altaf Bhai London NaJate To Kya Hota?

To 9.0 Pe Unka Mazar Hota

Mustafa Kamal mazr k upar over head or nechay under pas bana kar signal free mazar banata

Farooq Sattar Sajada Nashin Hota

Babar Ghauri Wahan Charas Bechta

Wasim Akhtar Jooty Rakhny K Paise Leta

Shoaib Bukhari Langar Ki Degh Bnata

Saleem Shehzad Jeben Kat''ta

Baqi Rabta Commity Qawali Gati... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Aik Ganda Msg Sunaon?

(Bechara Mard)


Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zalim,

agar aurat se pit jaye to buzdil,

aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun,

peeche chale to zan mured,

aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous,

agar kuch na kahe to beghairat,

agar ghar se bahar rahe to awara,

ghar mein rahe to nakara,

bachon ko dantay to jabir,

na dantay to laperwah,


aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos,

na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala.

.

.

Haye Mard bechara jaye tu jaye kahan...

Funny SMS Messages - Jo Shaks Ramzan Mein

A Pakistani was traveling from London to America by a plane,

There were one American, one Russian, one Indian and some other passengers.

Suddenly something went wrong pilot alarmed that plane lost it''s control and some of the passengers have to jump out to rescue the rest of them.

Firstly the American jumped out saying "Best America"

again the condition didn''t change then the Russian jumped out from the plane saying "Best Russia".

But the condition still the same.

The next is Muslims turn he hesitated for a moment and pulled out the Indian by saying "ALLAH-o-AKBAR"