General:
Quickly bring me my red shirt..
"After Enemyz Defeat"
Soldier:
Sir why d red shirt??
General:
In red shirt if i got shot, my soldiers would''nt see my blood so they wont b discouraged..
Soldier:
Sir 100 enemy tanks are attacking..
General:
Hurry up!
Bring me
My Yellow Trousers.... ;->
The Bus Driver Says: Thats The Ugliest Baby
That Ive Ever Seen. Ugh
The Woman Goes To The Rear Of The Bus And Sits Down,
Fuming
She Says To A Man Next To Her
The Driver Just Insulted Me!
The Man Says: You Go Right Up There And Tell Him Off
Go Ahead, Ill Hold Your Monkey For You.
Samandar mein "Gahrai" ki tarhan
Pyar mein "Judai" ki tarhan
Dosti mein "Chahat" ki tarhan
Mohabbat mein "Wafa" ki tarhan
Meri zaban par tum rahte ho "Dua" kei tarhan
Ankhain aap ki hoon par anso mere
Zindagi aap ki ho par sansain meri
Dil aap ka ho par dhadkan meri
Zindagi k akhri more par dua hogi ye
Kafan aap ka ho aur mout meri
Afghanistan wahid mulk hai jis mein train nai chalti
Dunya mein sab se bara school CHICAGO mein hai
Dunya ka pehla operation GREECE k Doctor HYRO FILS ne kya
Dunya mein sab se Bara Hospital BAGHDAD mein hai.
Dunya mein sub se bara DARAKHT USA mein hai
Dunya ka sab se Shareef Insan PAKISTAN mein hay!
Adviser: Aik Pakistani ka bhala hoga.
Musharaf: Agar 500 k 2 note, to?
Adviser: 2 ka bhala hoga.
:-) Musharaf: Agar 100 k 10 note, to???
:-m
Advider: Is tarah to 10 ka bhala hoga magar aap jump laga do to poorey Pakistan ka bhala hoga...!
ik shaks khafa ho ke girata chala gaya
woh mujse buhat door door bhagta raha
jitna main uske naaz uthata chala gaya
ik mere waste he osne dard rakhe the
baki to wo har ik ko hasata chala gaya
thi haath main taqat magar dil nahin mana
uske siwa main subko harata chala gaya
dil main oski yaaad ke jitne chiragh the roshan
onko bhi wo sitmgar bhujata chala gaya
He asks, “How’s the situation?”
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.
They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!”..:-P''
Sim band Ho Jaye Allah Kare Teri
Duur Dunya Main Chamakne Se Ujala Ho Jaye
Jo Mujhe Sms Na Kare Us Ka Rung Kala Ho Jaye
Ho Mera Kaam In Faqeero''n Ko Sms Kerna
In Kanjuso''n Ghareebo''n Ka Inbox Bharna
Mere Allah Inhain Bhi Gairat Aa Jaye
Ye Sms Parhte Hii In Ka Bhi Sms Aa Jaye . .
"Once A Fisherman Got
Up Vry Erly In d
Morning Since Its
Impossible 2 See
Anything
He Wantd 2 Pass His
Time
He Found A Sack Full Of
Small Stones
He Began Tossing Them
Into The River
At Last Whn He Was Left
Wid One Stone To Toss
The First Stroke Of
Sunrise Came
He Saw The Stone He
Was Holding
It Was Diamond
He Then Realized That
He Had Thrown A Sack
Full Of Diamonds ..."
Moral :
Never Get Up Early In
The Morning ... ;->
Main ghr gya to lga tha taala.
"Jalnay waley ka moun kaala"
Band kro ye star plus k show
"Haaran do rastaa lo"
Wo waj gya ik car sy
"daikh mgr pyaar say"
Mahngaie na pora pakistan halaia
"Jiny maa noo sataia unee riksha he chalaia" ;->
*If u cannot change ur mind,r u sure u hav one
;)
*If u cant convince them,confuse them
:)
*I couldnt repair ur brakes,so i made ur horn louder
;)
*The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it
:)
*In a country ov free speech,why r there phone bills?
:)
*Smile,it makes people wonder what u r thinkin
;)
*The light at the end ov the tunnel may be an incomin train
:)
agr english movies p
1. Cliff Hanger: Latak''''da Gujjar
2. Superman: Udan aala Gujjar
3. Men in Black: Kala Gujjar
3. Rambo : Khooni Gujjar
4. Revenge: Gujjar da inteqaam
5. Spiderman: Jaaley aala Gujjar
6. Evil Dead: Gujjar di Moat.. :p ;->
Tune 18 saal ki umar me mama kans ko mara,
BIN LADEN ko hath laga kar to dikha…
Tune Arjun ko to Saari Geeta sunayee,
Mere Project Manager se ek baar baat kar ke to dikha..
Tune to Arjun ka Sarathi banke Pandavon ko jitaaya
Indian Cricket team ka Coach ban ke WorldCup jitaake to dikha…
Tune bhari mehfil mein draupadi ko saree pehnai,
Mallika sherawat ko ek jodi kapde pehna ke to dikha…
Tune gokul ki 1600 gopiyan patai,
Meri company ki sirf ek ladki ko pata kar to dikha…
Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha…
All of the feelings
Bursting inside of me.
I wish I could tell you
I wish I could let you know
All of these feelings
I would like to show.
I lay in bed
Hope and pray
You will wake up
And realize some day.
Maybe one day you will know
Maybe you will see
Although I meant nothing to you,
You meant everything to me.
Geo Sms Group
ZeeShan 03133070586
www.geogroup.uiwap.com''
Yehi thi bas hamari rajdhani or kia detey..?
Sitaron se kisi ki mang bharna ik fasana hai.
Tumharey name likh di zindagani or kia detey.
Wo mujh sey mangta tha umar ka ik dilnashin hisa.
Na detey us ko ham apni jawani or kia detey..?
Bichartey waqt us ko ik na ik tohfa to dena tha.
Hamare pas tha ankhoon may pani or kia detey..
main aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?
Bacha:
.
Tution parhne k liye..
1.Science say gira Arts may atka
2.Fail hotay ko Practicals ka sahara
3.Degree lanay bahir bhaag
4.3rd division pas ghar ka na ghat ka
5.Dost wo jo Imtehan may kaam ayay
6.Jati supply phir hath nahi ati
7.Qadar kho deta hY roz college ana jana
8.Likhna na jany Qalam mera
"AZAAB-E-JAAN"
Hoti Hai!
If a Girl laughs loudly shez cheerful, If boy Laughs loudly he''s Mannerless...
If Girl talks sweetly she is charming, If Boy talks sweetly he''s a flirt...
If a girl is shoping she''s trendy, if boy is shopng he''s wastin money...
If Girl is silent,she''s feelin sad, If a Boy is silent,he''s being rude...
If Girls walk in a group its a Group, If boy walks in a group its a Gang...
If girl cant come 4 a date, she''s busy. If boy cant, he''s lier...
Classz hun mgr teacher na aye,
Van mai bethain mgr school na aye,
Picnic pr jaen mgr wo khtam na hone paye,
Gaarri chalaen mgr wo petrol na khaey,
Kabi kabi parhain mgr position pahli aaye,
Haftay me 4 din hon takay Sunday jaldi jaldi aye,
Sub dost treat datay rhein or hamari bari kabi na aaey.
Aur
Light ay magar wapas na jaey.
Kash k sb aisey hi ho jaey.
Ge0 pakistani students . .
Mandeiron Se Chiraaghon Ko Bhuja Ker Kuch Nahi Milta
Koi Ik Adha Sapna Ho Tou Ho , Acha Bhi Lagta Hai
Hazaron Khawb Ankhon Mein Saja Ker Kuch Nahi Milta
Sakoon Unko Nahi Milta Kabhi Pardes Bhi Ker
Jinhen Apne Watan Se Dil Laga Ker Kuch Nahi Milta
Issay Kehna Ke Palkon Per Na Tanke Khawbon Ke Jhalar
Samandar Ke Kinare Ghar Bana Ker Kuch Nahi Milta
Yeh Acha Hai Ke Apas Ke Bharam Na Tootne Payen
Kabhi Kabhi Doston Ko Azma Ker Kuch Nahi Milta
Mujhe Aksar Sitaron Se Yehi Awaaz Aati Hai
Kissi Ke Hijr Mein Neendein Ga’nwa Ker Kuch Nahi Milta
Jigar Ho Jayega Chalni Yeh Ankhein Khoon Royengi
Wasi Be Faiz Logon Se Nibha Ker Kuch Nahi Milta.
1.NEWTONS METHOD :
Allow the tiger to catch you
and catch the tiger.
2.EINSTEINS METHOD :
Chase the tiger until it becomes tired,
then catch it.
3.INDIAN POLICE METHOD :
Catch a cat and beat it
until it accepts it''s a tiger!!!
So what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....
Can i come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!
listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->
Mana K Ye Ghum Hay Koi $ougaat Nahe
Tum Hamain Apna Kaho Ai$ay Bhe Halaat Nahe
Ager Bhool Gaye ho , To Koi Baat Nahe
Zakhm To Pehlay Bhe I$ Dil Pey Laga Kertey They
Main Wohe Hoon,Ji$ay Tum Piyaar Kia Kertey They
Jee Main Aata hay K Aaaj Tumhain Terpa doun
Dard Jo Tumnay Diye Wo $ub Tum Ko Louta Doun
Ager Bhool Gaye Ho To Ye Batla Doun
Tum Mujhay Ha$il-E- Armaan kaha Kertey They
Main Wohe Hoon ... Ji$ay Tum Piyaar Kia Kertey They.....
The shoe thrown at bush by muntazir Zaidi happenz
to be made of sialkot, pakistan. . .
So President Bush Security Team haz Suspected
Pakistan to be part of da event. . .
A team of Specialst will soon
Vist Sialkot for further investigationz . . . .
Gar ye ty hai ky yehe khyeel dobara ho ga''
Jis ky hony sy meri sans chla karti thi ''
Kis tara us ky bagar gozara ho ga......''
Ishq karna hai to din rat usy sochna hy''
Our koch zyhan mein aya to khsara ho ga''
Moj ko malom hai junhen mein kdam rhkun ga''
Zandgi tyra koi or kanara ho ga...................''
Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto
“Dard-e-bhutto”
“Dard-e-bhutto”
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
hui thi wo election main khari,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
Dil main hay mere
“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"
“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"
ha koi muqabla karne wala
