Funny SMS Messages - Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki,

Badalo ke sath jab hawa chalti hai...


To mujhe tumhari yaad aati hai.

Aasman mein jab badal garajte hai...

To mujhe tumhari yaad aati hai.

Barsaat jab shuru hoti hai ...

To mujhe tumhari yaad aati hai.

...................................

Abey mera chata vapas kar.

Funny SMS Messages - A suicide bomber to Mulla Umer:

Tumhare Liye Main Kutoo Ki Jan lesakta hu

Gutka le sakta hu pan le sakta hun..

Kaaway pakr k de sakta hu tumhare hath main


Suraj per jasakta hun magar kya ha k rat main..

tumhare liye main so saal g sakta hun

tumhare liye main teen glass lassii k pi sakta hu..

tumhare abba agr plain dila dein to tare tor k la sakta hu

shair agr nakli ho to ankhe phor k asakta hu..

itna bhadur hu k chupke se muhabbat ka dum bharta hu

tum se milne roz aoo magr tumhare abba se darta hu..

Love SMS Messages - You are so special to me,

“Mohabbat Naam Hai Mera”,

Agar Chaho Gey “Tum” Mujh Ko,

Tumhari Saans Se Pahle,

Tumhari Jaan Ban Jaoon,

Agar Dekho Gey “Tum” Mujh Ko,


Tumhari Ankh Se Pahle,

Tumhara Khawab Baan Jaoon,

Agar Sath Chalo Gey “Tum” Mere,

Tumhare Paoon Se Pahle,

Tumhari Raah Ban Jaoon,

“Mohabbat Naam Hai Mera”

Funny SMS Messages - pathan ki chappal kisi ne chura le

Aik baat bataoon? wo meri chahat nahee zaroorat ban ghayee hai, wo jab b aati hai meri zindagi k sab chiragh roshan karti hai, laikin kabhi hamarey pyar k "dushman" ussey ley jaatey hein,wo b kya karey ussey jana pardta hai aur mein b kuch nahee kar pata,

Koi jaaye aur pyar k "dushmanoon" sey kahey k uss(Bijli) na ley jaya karein.

Funny SMS Messages - Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

jaise hi khunchuus ne pakya, pappu aur bittu ko kaata....

teeno ne milke khunchuus ko ek ke baad ek kaan ke neeche diye...pairon se....thakur ke chappal pehne the unhone...

ab khunchuus ko bahut sharam aayi aur lajja ke maare dispensary se bahar bhag gaya...chaman bhi uske peeche peeche bhaaga...

lekin ab machchar ro rahe the kyu ki unke kaan ab tak saaf nahi hue...

udhar KAAN film festival bhi deri se shuru hui.......-;>

Funny SMS Messages - Cutest Love Story

1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.

Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.

Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,

Memon ne phir khoon dia.

Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,

Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?

Arbi:Munna…!!


Ab hamarey ander bhi memono ka khoon dor raha hay:)

Funny SMS Messages - NAFSYAT ki class main profesor

Pappu Dadi say:kya hum hamesha 5 hi rhnge? Aap, Papa, Mummy, Mai, Bahan.
Dadi: Nhi Beta Jab tumhari Shadi Ho Jaygi to Hm 6 ho Jaynge.
Pappu: Fir Behan k Shadi ho jaygi to hm 5 ho jaynge.
Dadi: Nhi Beta Jab tumhara Beta hoga to hm fir 6 Ho jaynge
Pappu: Fir Aap Mar Jaoge to hm fir se 5..... :D

Funny SMS Messages - "Ek Larki Ki Dua"

Friendship is about. bringing out the positive when everything

seems negative...being accepted for who you are...being

able to pick up right where you left off...sharing, talking,

and laughing...Friendship is about us, and for that I"m grateful.


And I hope you have the best birthday ever, friend!

Break Up SMS Messages - Main Wohe Hoon

Apny is deewany say berukhi nahi achi..

Ghair sary loogon ki dosti nahi achi..

Tum meri aankhoon mien khuwaab ban k thery hoo..

Khuwab ki haqeeqat say dushmani nahi achi..

Hum tumhari chahat mien din raat tarapty rehty hien..

Youn kisi k jazbaat say dil lagi nahi achi...

Agar kisi say ulfat ka karoobar ho jay..

Zeesat tak nibha tu aarzi nahi achi..

Chand tere kirnoo say choor choor ho jay..

Soogwar ratoon mien chandni nahi achi........

Funny SMS Messages - Hamare Office Main

''Raton ko uth kar,

Khayalon se ho kar,

Yadon me kho kar,

Tumhe kya khabar hy,

Me apne KHUDA se kya mangta hon,

Viraano me ja kar

Daman phe''la kar

Anson baha kar

Tumhe kya khabar hy.


Me apne KHUDA se kya mangta hon,

Tum to kaho ge,

SANAM mangta hon,

JANAM mangta hon,

tum to kaho ge,

Kisi DIL RUBA ki,

Kisi DIL NASHIN

ki wafa manga hon,

Ye B ghlt hy

Wo B ghlt hy

Me apne KHUDA se Sirf

"LIgHT" ane ki Dua mangta hon.;-)''

Funny SMS Messages - qabrastan walon se pooch lo

Professional Lover''s:

Hajjaam:

Chehry Pe Mery Zulf Ko Bikhrao Kisi Din

Doctor:


Akhir Is Dard Ki Dawa Kya Hy?

Sunyara:

Kash Main Tery Haseen Hath Ka Kangan Hota

Wakeel:

Wo Qadam Qadam Pe Jeety, Main Qadam Pe Haara

Choki Daar:

Tooti Hy Meri Nend Magar Tumko Is Sy Kya?

Maali:

Suna Hy Boly To Baton Sy Phool Jharty Hain

Police:


Main Qatal Hova Kesy Mery Yar Sy Pocho

Driver:

Barra Kathan Hy Raasta Jo Aa Sako To Sath Do :-)

Funny SMS Messages - 1 sabzi wale k ghar

What is the difference between wife & saali?

Saali is Beauty,

Wife is duy,

Saali is passion,

Wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,

Wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,

Wife is fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,


Wife is qismat futi,

Saali is fresh cake,

Wife is earth quake…:p

Funny SMS Messages - A man:-SANTA ur son is dead

If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who

doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is

doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the

doctor who doctors doctors?

"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor''s the doctor.

Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his

own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the

doctor in the doctor''s way"

Funny SMS Messages - 1 rich girl ko school mei

1 rich girl ko school mei

1 rich girl ko school mei

Gareeb khandan pe essay likhne ko kaha gaya.

Essay mei girl ne likha----

" Ek gareeb khandan tha.

abbu gareeb the,

ammi gareeb thi,

aur bachche bhi gareeb the,

khandan mei 4 nauker the,

woh bhi gareeb the.......

Car bhi tutti hui Mercedes thi......

Unka gareeb driver bachcho ko

tutti hui car mei hee school chorta tha.

Bachcho ke pass mobile bhi purane the..

Pas, Woh Buhat ghareeb thay ...

Funny SMS Messages - Best Sms Of 1947

A world-wide UN survey was conducted.

The question was:Wud u plz give ur honest

opinion about d shortage of food in the rest of the world?

The survey was a failure coz in Africa people did not

know what "food" was,in China they did not know what


"opinion" was,in Europe they did not know what "shortage"

was,Pakis did''nt know what "honest" meant,

Saudis did''nt know what "please" was & in America

they did''nt know what the rest of the world was....??? ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Common dialouge

I Got Zero Marks in Exam.

So Check the Paper and Tell me I am right Na!

Q.1 What is Formula of Water?

Ans: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O (H to O).

Q.2 Till When 2nd World War was Fought?

Ans: From page 115 to page 120.

Q.3 Who Was Bhagat Singh?

Ans: Ajay Davegan, Bobby Deol.

Now Tel Me Who is Wrong,

Me or Teacher?:-)

Funny SMS Messages - Gum me jine ka maza

Question: Mard ziyada sharif hote hain ya Auratein?

A: Mere khayal Mei Mard ziyada sharif hote hain, kyun k Mardo Mei

Umar Sharif,

Nawaz Sharif,

Shehbaz Sharif,


hain.

Jab k Aurton Mei sirf 1 Babra Sharif hi hai or wo kitni sharif ha ye ham sab janty hain

Funny SMS Messages - How 2 become a GENIUS

Dunya ki sabse taqatwar shai hy Loha

har shay ko kat dyta hy

Lohe se taqatwar hy Aag

jo lohe ko pighla deti hy

Aag se taqatwar hy Pani

Jo aag ko bhuja deta hy

Pani se taqatwar hy Hawa

Jo Pani ko Ura le Jati hy


Hawa se taqatwar hy

INSAAN jo Hawa ko qaboo kr leta hy

Insan se Taqatwar hy

Pereshani jo Insan ko qabo kr leti hy

preshani se taqatwar hy SADQA jo har

preshani ko Kha jata hy

AUR In SABSE TAQATWAR Hy "Altaf bhai"

JO SADQA B KHA JATA HY... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - 1 Job Offer Hai,

I Got Zero Marks in Exam.

So Check the Paper and Tell me I am right Na!

Q.1 What is Formula of Water?

Ans: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O (H to O).

Q.2 Till When 2nd World War was Fought?

Ans: From page 115 to page 120.

Q.3 Who Was Bhagat Singh?

Ans: Ajay Davegan, Bobby Deol.

Now Tel Me Who is Wrong,


Me or Teacher?:-)

Funny SMS Messages - Some Interesting Oneliners:

Some Interesting Oneliners:

Some Interesting Oneliners:

*If u cannot change ur mind,r u sure u hav one

;)

*If u cant convince them,confuse them


:)

*I couldnt repair ur brakes,so i made ur horn louder

;)

*The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it

:)

*In a country ov free speech,why r there phone bills?

:)

*Smile,it makes people wonder what u r thinkin

;)

*The light at the end ov the tunnel may be an incomin train


:)

Love SMS Messages - Love Doesn''t Mean

A loving relationship is one
in which the loved one is free to be himself
to laugh with me, but never at me;
to cry with me, but never because of me;
to love life, to love himself, to love being loved.
Such a relationship is based upon freedom
and
can never grow in a jealous heart.

~Author Unknown

Funny SMS Messages - Someone Askd Me Abt Ur Age

Once There Was A Crow,

Nashe wich betha se oh,

Usne peg laye c do,

Oh tally gaya c ho,

Ik chidi rahi c ro,


Crow ne ched diti c oh,

Chidi de piyo ne fir kutteya crow,

Crow sharminda gaya c ho,

Hu chidi nu behan kehnda hai oh...

Moral:- Peg La Ke Kisi De Dhi Behan Nu Naa Chedo...!

Funny SMS Messages - • An old rich man

THE NEWS

14 Aug 2020

Headline News


PM BILAWAL meet Presidnt ZARDARI

President ZARDARI visit neighbour country BALOCHISTAN

PAK loses Cricket series against CANADA

IMRAN khan is the leader of TALIBAN

MEERA 25th BIRTHDAY 2day

9th SEPTEMBER on death anivrsary of CHOUDHRY BROTHERS

OSAMA still WANTED

SHOAIB AKHTER hopeful 2 play in nxt MATCH

1$=420Rs

Petrol 1 ltr=1450Rs

CNG=3020Rs/kg

Gold=2000000/10g

AATA stolen frm LHR Museum

Sugar 1100/kg =P ;)

Funny SMS Messages - Main Niyat Karta Houn .

Girls Psychology!!!!

Fraud with Innocent Boys,

Fun with Handsome Boys,

Friendship With Charming Boys,

Contact With Intelligent Boys,

Flirt with freaky Boys,

Love with faithful Boys,

and In the end marriage with Rich boy

Moral: Chandarmukhi ho aya paaro , Sab ek jaisi hain Yaaro

Funny SMS Messages - Q:Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?

*some funny fact*


**kishor ka baap haklata tha agar wo thk se bol pata to aaj uski umra 3 saal jyada hoti

***mard aurat ko kamjor kahta hai lekin agar wo martban ka dhakkan band kar de to wo mard to ky uske baap se v nahi khulti

***ghore ke muh me hath dal ke uske daat ginane se pahle ye jarur khyal rakhe ki kahi ghora apna muh band karke kahi apke ungkiya na ginani shuru kar de

****hichki rokne ka ek aasan tarika hai ki saas rok ke hazar tak gino.

Love SMS Messages - truly loves

Samandar nay kaha

Mohabbat samandar key gehraiyo may chepie hoe eik seepe hai

Jiss may chahat jessa anmol moti mojood hai

Baadal nay kaha

Mohabbat eik ~dhanak hai

Jiss may har Rang Nomaya hota hai...

Shairr nay kaha

Mohabbat eik esse ghazal hai


Jo har eik sunay walay kay dil may

uttar te chali jate hai

Saaz nay kaha

Mohabbat eik essa geet hai

Jo Dil may uttar jata hai

Malee nay kaha

Mohabbat gulshan kay phool key woh dilkash khusboo hai

Jiss may sara

gulshan mehak uttah h

Funny SMS Messages - ''Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola:

Haal-E-Dil Sub Ko Matt Batana,

Agar Koi Puchey Toh Bas Muskurana,

Agar Muskurane Ka Koi Sabab Puchey Toh,

Luqmani Manjan Ka Kamal Hai Ye Batana ... ;->

Agar Koi Puchey Toh Bas Muskurana,

Agar Muskurane Ka Koi Sabab Puchey Toh,

Luqmani Manjan Ka Kamal Hai Ye Batana ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.

Teacher: Beta Insan Ki Kitni Maa''ye Hoti Hain?

Student: 4

Teachr: Kon Kon C ........?

Student:

1 Wo Maa Jis Ne Paida Kia

1 Wo Maa Jis Ne Parhna Sikhaya

1 Hamari Dharti Maa,

Ar 1 Wo Jo Ammi Jaan Raat Ko Kehtin Hain,

"AY RAAT DE 2 VAJE KERI MAA DE NAAL GALAN KRNA PEYA AIN" ;->

Love SMS Messages - Flowers die

Ankhon nay kaha

Mohabbat ansoo ka samandar hai


jo kisse kay intezar may khamoshi say

behta hai

Dil nay kaha

Mohabbat kisse ko Khamoshi say chahay janay ka naam hai

kay aakhire

waqt bhee Izhar na kiya jay

Naseeb nay kaha

Mohabbat wala duniya ka khush Kismat tareen insaan hai

Aur jiss kay Dil may Mohabbat nahin

Woh duniya ka Badd Tareen shakhs Hai

Nafrat nay kaha

Aakhiri Jeet Mohabbat ki Hoti hai

Funny SMS Messages - Just Remeber,

Remix Version of TWIST.

Lets have some paper Shaper lets have some Study now,

Lets have some Phy, Chem lets read the bio now.

Chalo chalo ji Book uthalo,

Chalo chalo ji Parh k Dikhao,

Chalo chalo ji Sir ko Khapa lo.

Life ki Karlo bist. :-)

N we Twist, We Twist, Twist, Twist, Twist.

Love SMS Messages - Shaam bhi uda

I love the way that you look without your make up

I had a girl before we met but we broke up

Theres something ''bout you that makes me want to step up

Step up and be with u If that''s ok with you

I''m gonna make you feel like you are heaven on earth

I''m gonna thank your mother just for giving you birth

I''m gonna wanna hold you in my arms when you cry


If that''s ok with you If that''s ok with you

Funny SMS Messages - Wife saw sign board.

3 bacho ki ma ne 3 bacho k baap se shadi karli,

hasti khelti jindgi ki barbadi karli.

Din ache ho gaye 3 aur bache ho gaye,

ek din office ki ghanti khadki.

Aage se patni bhadki,

"aap vaha bethe kalam ghasit rahe hain

aur yahan aap k bache aur mere bache milke

hamare bacho ko peet rahe hain!"

Funny SMS Messages - picture

A Pakistani was traveling from London to America by a plane,

There were one American, one Russian, one Indian and some other passengers.

Suddenly something went wrong pilot alarmed that plane lost it''s control and some of the passengers have to jump out to rescue the rest of them.

Firstly the American jumped out saying "Best America"

again the condition didn''t change then the Russian jumped out from the plane saying "Best Russia".

But the condition still the same.

The next is Muslims turn he hesitated for a moment and pulled out the Indian by saying "ALLAH-o-AKBAR"

Friendship SMS Messages - You insult me?

Friendship...

...is you

...is love

...is shared

...is forgiving

...is understanding

...is shared secrets

...is heals many hurts

...is not judgemental

...is shared laughter

...is slow and steady

...is can be angry at times

...is dependable and true

...is more precious then silver or gold

...is not perfect, much like we are not perfect

...does not hold drudges or demand perfection

...makes all the wrong things in life, right some how

...is meant to be gulped like lemonade on a hot summer day

...is always there, through tomes of trial,happy times and hard times

...just happens, but once discovered, needs to be tendeed like a beautiful garden

Funny SMS Messages - Zindagi Hai Tou Mushkilain Hain...

Truck K Peeche . . .

1 ameer aadmi ki zindagi biscuit or cake par aur 1 truck driver ki zindagi sterring aur break par.

Jalo Mat , Bararabari Karo.

shahidon ko salaam.. jo is truck ke niche aakar mar gaye!

Awaaz mat do main behra hoon!

80 Ke phool, 90 ki mala,


Buri nazar wale tera mooh kala!

phoolo phoolo khoob phoolo lekin apni aukaat mat bhoolo

peche he rehna aage aaoge toh kuchal diye jaoge

WOH KYA HOTA HAI?

mian chota tha tab auto tha

Buree nazar Waale, Tere bachche Jiyen

Bade Ho kar Tera Khoon Piyen

baja horan nikal foran

dulhan he dahez hai . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - What would u call

If money doesn''t grow den why do banks have branches?

WhY does a round Pizza come in a square box?

WhY doesn''t glue,Stick to its bottle?

WhY do U still call it building when its already built?

If its true that we are here to help others,what are others here for?

We are a Funny Bunch of people...........

Living in a seriously Funny World............. ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Why Do We Close Our Eyes

Newspaper Men Advertisement Aayi Hamare Pas Aisi Product Hai,

Jisko Pehan Kar Aap Pori Dunya Ko Dekh Sakte Hain,

Magar Aapko Koi Nahi Dekh Sakta.

Price 10,000 + Free Home Delivery

1 Shakhs Ne Ads Parhte Hi 10,000 Rs. Bheje.

Kuch Dino Bad TCS Wala 1 Packet Le Kar Aaya.

Us Shaks Ne Jaldi Jaldi Parsel Khola To Andar Se Ek

"BURQA" Nikla. :-)

Funny SMS Messages - ''tez hawa ka jhonka aaya

You Filled My Dayz With Rainbow Lights

Fairy Tales And Sweet Dream Nights

A Kiss To Wipe Away My Tears

Gingerbread To Ease My Fears

You Gave The Gift Of Life To me

And Then In Love You Set Me Free

I Thank You For Your Tender Care

For Deep Warm Hugs And Being There

I Hope When You Think Of Me

A Part Of You

You''ll Alwayz See

Funny SMS Messages - If a black cat crosses you, when u r going somewhere,

b4 Marriage....

He: Yes ! Atleast It Was So Hard 2 Wait

She: Do U Want Me 2 Leave???

He: Don''t Even Think Abt t...!!!

She: Do U Love Me...???

He: Offcourse Over & Over

She: Have U Ever Cheated On Me...???

He: No... Y R U Asking ???

She: Will U Kiss Me...???

He: Every Chance I Get..

She: Will U Hit Me...???

He; Are U Crazy... I''m Not That Kind Of Person

She: Can I Trust U....??

He: Yes...

She: Darling....

After Marriage....

Simply Read From Bottom To To... U''ll Know De Answers... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - (@) Smiling.... (!.!) Crying...

Jis jis bhai nay apna fitrana daina ho wo


in companies sa rabta karain.

Zong: "Sb hamain he do"

Ufone: "Tm b tou do"

Mobilink: "Fitrany per no samjhota"

Telenor: "fitarana hai dhun sub ki"

You know yeh bechari yateem companies fitrana,balance check karny per

12 paisay ke soorat ma lay rahin hain.

So roz balance check karo aur in

yateem, maskeen companies ko fitrana do.

From... PappU ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Sardarji is not sleeping

Pyar Karo SUJAL Ki Terha

Shadian Karo KASHISH Ki Terha

Lambi Umar Ho BAA K Terha

Rote Raho TULSI Ki Terha

Sab Ko Hansao GATTU Ki Terha

Har Janam Main Aao ANURADH Ki Terha

Qismat Se Laro PRERNA Ki Terha

Shak Karo BAJAJ Ki Terha

Aur

Aur

Aur

T.v Band Karo

Insaan Bano Meri Terha . . . ;->

Love SMS Messages - Great love quote

Love ... can''t be explained .

love is only felt from deep down , for love one word is not enough , one world is not enough ...

love is everything , love is all the best we can receive , the best that we can give .

Love , it once had a begining , but will never end .

Funny SMS Messages - Yar apki Eik Photo Chahiye,

SLEEPING DISEASE ETIOLOGY

CAUSED BY: Lecturer

HOST: Students

REASON: Frequent Classroom Exposure

SYMPTOMS: Frequent falling on the table, Automatic closure of the eyes

CHRONIC FORM: Serious mucous discharge from mouth

PATHOGENIC LESIONS: Reddening of the eyes

PATHOGENISIS: Mild closing of the eyes, Short handwriting, Loss of conciousness


DIAGNOSIS: By adjacent person, Sometimes by thr prof.

TREATMENT: Not yet invented

PREVENTION: Bunk the class :)

Funny SMS Messages - Husband & wife

Tumhare Liye Main Kutoo Ki Jan lesakta hu

Gutka le sakta hu pan le sakta hun..

Kaaway pakr k de sakta hu tumhare hath main

Suraj per jasakta hun magar kya ha k rat main..

tumhare liye main so saal g sakta hun

tumhare liye main teen glass lassii k pi sakta hu..

tumhare abba agr plain dila dein to tare tor k la sakta hu

shair agr nakli ho to ankhe phor k asakta hu..

itna bhadur hu k chupke se muhabbat ka dum bharta hu

tum se milne roz aoo magr tumhare abba se darta hu..

Love SMS Messages - I Wrote On The

Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha…

Tune 18 saal ki umar me mama kans ko mara,

BIN LADEN ko hath laga kar to dikha…

Tune Arjun ko to Saari Geeta sunayee,

Mere Project Manager se ek baar baat kar ke to dikha..

Tune to Arjun ka Sarathi banke Pandavon ko jitaaya

Indian Cricket team ka Coach ban ke WorldCup jitaake to dikha…

Tune bhari mehfil mein draupadi ko saree pehnai,

Mallika sherawat ko ek jodi kapde pehna ke to dikha…

Tune gokul ki 1600 gopiyan patai,

Meri company ki sirf ek ladki ko pata kar to dikha…

Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha…

Funny SMS Messages - father n son

Step by step the journey goes on,


Little by little it may seem so long.

Forget about your past, you can"t change it,

Forget about your future, you cant predict it.

Just think about present, you can handle it.

Enjoy presents every moment & be happy....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to U....!

Love SMS Messages - The person who loves you a lot

10 signs of u r in luv:

1. U walk really slow wen u r wid her/him.

2. U feel shy wen she/he is arund.

3. U smile wen u hear her/him voice.

4. Wen u look at her/him u cant c othr people arund.

6. U start listenin 2 slow songs.

7. U realise u r always smilin 2 urself

wen u think abut her/him.

8. U wud do anythn 2 c her/him.

9. U wer so busy thinkin abut her/him

dat u did nt c dat point no. 5 is missing.

10. Now u scrolled up n laugh on ur mistake.

Ha ha pakade gye!!

I cum 2 know u r in luv.

u got lost thinking abt him/her.

Funny SMS Messages - mujh se shadi karo ge...??

I wish u lov,i wish u joy,May u hav a baby boy.Wen his hair begin to curl,May u hav a baby girl,Wen she begin to wear pins,May ALLAH giv u twins.Wen they reach d age of four,May u hav many more..U DONT WORK ON ANY SCHEME..May u hav a Cricket Team...AMEEN

Funny SMS Messages - Q) If Draupati will be

MONEY:

Workers earn it,

Spendthrifts burn it,

Bankers lend it,

Women spend it,

Forgers fake it,

Taxes take it,


Dying leave it,

Heirs receive it,

Thrifty spend it,

Misers crave it,

Robbers seize it,

Rich increase it,

Gamblers lose it.......... ......

I COULD USE IT !!!!!!!!