Love SMS Messages - Wo mere liye kuch

--until your car or home is paid off

--until you get a new car or home

--until your kids leave the house

--until you go back to school

--until you lose ten pounds

--until you gain ten pounds


--until you finish school

--until you get a divorce

--until you get married

--until you have kids

--until you retire

--until summer

--until spring

--until winter

--until fall

--until you pass away...


There is no better time than right now to be happy.

Happiness is a journey, not a destination.

So -- work like you don''t need money, Love like you''ve never been hurt, And dance like no one''s watching.

U live …u die …u learn something..

Funny SMS Messages - Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:

Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a Tiger who looked both hungry and

fast..

One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nike Shoes..

His friend looked at him "Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?"

I don''t have to run faster than that tiger, his friend replied. "I just have to run faster than you" :p ........

Funny SMS Messages - Teacher

Step by step the journey goes on,

Little by little it may seem so long.

Forget about your past, you can"t change it,


Forget about your future, you cant predict it.

Just think about present, you can handle it.

Enjoy presents every moment & be happy....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to U....!

Friendship SMS Messages - koi to Do$T meri

Na who farishta ho na farishtey jaisa ho
Mujhey talash hai uski jo merey jaisa ho

Merey khulus ko pehchanta ho bus kafi hai
Who koi bhi ho, kahin bhi ho, kesa bhi ho

Meri khatir marney ka hosla bhi rkhta ho
Agar kabhi rooth jaoon mein us sey to

Muskra key manayee, woh aisa ho
Jo baat karey to woh nibha bhi sakey

Iradon mein woh apney chatanon jaisa ho
Dukhon mein hansney ka hunar janta ho

Ik aisa hamsafar jo samandar kitarah gahrah ho
Us key pyaar ki thandak ho merey liye aisi
Key woh to bilkul aasman key chand jaisa ho

Woh sirf mera ho, jo nigahon mein haya rakhta ho
Umar bhar saath chalney ka azam-e-wafa rakhta ho

Jo khwab deney ko qadir ho meri aankhon ko
Meri mohabbat ko pehchan sakay woh aisa ho

Funny SMS Messages - teacher, s

(Promises in Election Campaign)

Finely I have decided to apply for the seat of MNA of Love-the land of love.

My slogans are..

Eyes never lies, and Lover never Dies


(Reality : when elected)

I don''t wana see any boys or girls flirting and teasing each other.

Now My Slogan Is.

No love only cries, Promise flown like flies

Friendship SMS Messages - Friendships r An Important

Keep your eyes upon me, keep me in your sight, Help me don the crooked road, lead me to the light.

The road I''m on is dark, I''m not sure if I know the way, Yet with you right beside me, I''m certain I won''t stray.

Protect me from the world, I know we''ll make it through,

Give me all the strength I need..... Let me lean on you."

Funny SMS Messages - jab hamare sar per

Types of Girls ( Computer Humor )

CD-ROM GIRLS

She is always faster and faster


EMAIL GIRLS

Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense

HARD DISK GIRLS

She remembers everything, FOREVER

INTERNET GIRLS

Difficult to access

MULTIMEDIA GIRLS

She make horrible thing look beautiful

SCREENSAVER GIRLS

She is good for nothing but at least she is fun


RAM GIRLS

She forget about you, the moment turn her off

WINDOW GIRLS

Everyone know that she can"t do a thing right, but no one can

live with out her

VIRUS GIRLS

Also known as "wife"" when you are not expecting her, she comes,

install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to

uninstall her you will lose something, if don"t try you uninstall

her you will lose everything


SERVER GIRLS

Always busy when you need her

Love SMS Messages - ...Love is not love

Love; someone who gives you a shoulder to cry on, someone to lean on. Someone who respects your need to be alone when you''re crying, though.

Good love; its when someone cares about you deeply, and when you''re crying, they make you laugh when you don''t even want to smile.

Great love; someone who physically wipes the tears away if you happen to be crying in front of them.

But true love...it knows. Its that person who notices your abscence, goes to find you, and when they find you, they don''t wipe the tears away...they kiss the tears away. They hold you, long and tight, until you fall asleep in their arms.

Funny SMS Messages - Doctor:Madam

There are 3 kind of Men..

Do u know...?

1-The ASIANS-

They hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their wife the most.

2-The AMERICANS-

They hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their girlfriend the most.

3-The PAKISTANIS-

They hv 1 wife & 4 girlfriends but they love their house-maid the most... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - humnain us ki doli sajae hai

A very shy young man goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone, after 1 hour he gathers enough courage to ask her

"Excuse me can i sit beside u?"

she responds loudly "NO I DONT WANA SPEND THE NIGHT WITH U"

every 1 in the bar starts to look at the man, the man was embarrassed

After a few minutes the woman walks over to his table smiles n apologizes says u see im a psychology student studying how people respond to embarrasing situations,

Man replied(loudly): WHAT 10 THOUSAND DOLLARS 4 ONE NIGHT?:-D

Funny SMS Messages - Interesting but True:

Interesting but True:

Interesting but True:

Q. Kya shadi Jannat ka darwaza hai?

A. Jee haan! magar bahir jany ka..!!

Q. Insan apni bewuqufi par kab khush hota hai?

A. Shadi k din..!!

Q. Kya zubani larai mein aurat say koi jeet sakta hai?

A. Jee haan! Dusri aurat..!!

Q. Talaq ki sub say bari waja kya hai?


A. Shadi... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Dil ka Dard Humain Batate Kion Nah

"students Vs teacherz"..


.

.

When We R in class, We R ''students'',

When They R in class, They R ''scholars''

When We corect Our writing, its ''overwritting'', when They corect their, its ''correction''

When We copy from otherz, We R ''cheaters'', when They copy, They R ''quotes''

When We joke in class, We R ''jokers'', when They joke, They R ''witty''

When We Don''T Do Our work On time, We R ''sluggish,''

When They Don''T Do, They R ''busy''

.


.

Kya Ye khula TAZAAD Nhi?

Friendship SMS Messages - What is the differenc

Tu door hai mujh sey, per paa$ bhi hai ,,


Teri kami main kahin , tera ehsaa$ bhi hai..

Tujh $ey Do$t hain laakhon, jahan main merey,

Per tu Do$t bhi hai, aur khaa$ bhi hai ..

Tuney Khu$hiyan mujhey itni di hain keh aaj,,

Tujhey khoney ka dil main ehsaa$ bhi hai ...

KHUDA ne yuun nawaza, teri Do$ti se mujhey,,

Keh mujhey khud pe gumaan hai, aur naaz bhi hai.....

Funny SMS Messages - Why women Love gold more than men ?

Laila ne majno ko ek darakht k peechy dekha

or kaha tum majno ho? Wo

bola haan


Phir usko deevar k peechey dekha or kaha tum majno ho?

Wo bola haan

Phir usko ek darwaze k peecha dekha or kaha tum majno ho? Wo

bola abey haan ab mootne de gi ya nahi? =P ;)

Funny SMS Messages - Boy:I love u

To cry is to know that youre alive

But

My river of tears has run dry I never wanted to fool you

But

A cold heart is a dead heart And it feels like I''ve been buried alive by love


If I should die before I wake There ai''nt no one my soul to take If I wake before I die, rescue me with your smile. . .

Love SMS Messages - Where Love Rules

What I Enjoy Is Your Company, Being Near You, Being Togather.

What I Need Is Time With You, Show Me You Care, Let Me Care For You, Let Me Know I''m Important To you.

I''ll Be Sure You Know How Important You Are To me, All I Need Is You , You To Love me , As I Love U

Funny SMS Messages - What is d Diffrnce btwn POETRY

3 dost oxford unvrsty k cafeteria

mn bethy apni felngs share kr rhy thy.

1st dost:mra dil krta he k men bht ziada mehnt kr k ek kamyab insan banon.

2nd dost: mn chahta hun k social workr bn k logon ki bhlai k kam krn.

3rd dost:yar meri ek hi khwahsh he k uni mn hungama ho or 10 din bycott hon or phr har papr mai 8,8 din ka gap ho.

2nu doston ny usy thappr mar k kaha

"wah! prhna oxford ma aur khwab KARACHI UNIVERSITY k" =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - ''Na ye CHAND hoga na TARAY rahenge

Aata Hy Yaad Humain Double Sawari Ka Zamana,

Wo Apni Bike Ko Chamkana,

Wo Kaminapan Krna,

Wo Coaching K Samne Villi Lagana,

Wo Bachiyan Phansana,

Wo Hasna Hasana,


Wo C-View Jana,

Wo Baot Basin Per Raja Sahab Ka Pan Khana Aur Sutte Lagana,

Wo Logo Ki Hatana,

Wo Tulley Ko Cherh Kar Bike Bhagana

Burns Road Jana,

Wo Roll Point K Roll Khana,

Wo Paise Urana,

Na Wo Din Hain

Na Ratain,

Agar Kuch Hy To Bus Yaadein He Yaadein... ;->

Naughty SMS Messages - Pather ki deewaar na

A MAN''s Sad Story:

Yesterday was my Birthday

My Wife Didnt wish me nor did my kids

I went to Work & my friends Didnt,

I went to my cabin

My Secretary said:

Happy Birthday Boss

I felt Special

Than I was invited to Her Flat

She said:

Do U mind if I go into the Bedroom for a Minute?

I said:

OK

She came out a Few minutes later with a large cake,

Followed by My Wife, Kids & All my Friends,

& I was Waiting for her

Sitting on the couch


.

.

NAKED

Funny SMS Messages - Put Ur Hand On A Hot

Asalaam-mo-Alaikum,

Payary Dosto Or Azizu,

Main, AAJ,

Se Baqaiyda Ellaan Karta Hoon,

Kay Main Ne Eid Gifts,


Dosti K Tohfy,

Birthday Gift

Cash,Asalaam-mo-Alaikum,

Payary Dosto Or Azizu,

Main, AAJ,

Se Baqaiyda Ellaan Karta Hoon,

Kay Main Ne Eid Gifts,

Dosti K Tohfy,

Birthday Gift

Cash,Asalaam-mo-Alaikum,


Cheque,

Sweets,

Tmam Mobile Cards, Perfumes,

Wagyra Qabol Krny Ka Aaghaz Kr Diya Hy,

To Dair Na Kijiye Rush Se Bachiye,

Jaldi Laiye Waqt Bachaiye.,

Thank u.!

Funny SMS Messages - Beta bola

DAILY DAWN:

CA PAPER DEC 2009 HAS BEEN LEAKED OUT.

Q) Wat is da capital of France?

ON DEC 2009: Students write PARIS is da capital of France

RESULT DAY: Students FAILED

EXAMINER COMMENT(wid a devil laugh): capital of France is "F".:-D

CONCLUSION: Even if da paper leaks student cannot pass. Hahaha.

Funny SMS Messages - Ek pathan ne new car li

I Got Zero Marks in Exam.

So Check the Paper and Tell me I am right Na!

Q.1 What is Formula of Water?

Ans: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O (H to O).

Q.2 Till When 2nd World War was Fought?

Ans: From page 115 to page 120.

Q.3 Who Was Bhagat Singh?


Ans: Ajay Davegan, Bobby Deol.

Now Tel Me Who is Wrong,

Me or Teacher?:-)

Funny SMS Messages - Sheikh Sb on death bed

1 rich girl ko school mei

Gareeb khandan pe essay likhne ko kaha gaya.

Essay mei girl ne likha----

" Ek gareeb khandan tha.

abbu gareeb the,

ammi gareeb thi,

aur bachche bhi gareeb the,

khandan mei 4 nauker the,

woh bhi gareeb the.......

Car bhi tutti hui Mercedes thi......

Unka gareeb driver bachcho ko

tutti hui car mei hee school chorta tha.

Bachcho ke pass mobile bhi purane the..

Pas, Woh Buhat ghareeb thay ...

Funny SMS Messages - make a wish and give

make a wish and give

Make a wish and give it wings

Dreams of bright and beautiful things

Dance through all the fun filld hours

Don''t forget to smell the flowers

Share some love and birthday cake

All life joys are yours to take

And when evening comes to view

Thanks ur lucky stars you are you

. . . HaPpY bIrThDaY. . .

Funny SMS Messages - Modern, Obedient, Neat, Kind, Excellent,

Japnese guy visitd Pakistan & took taxi 2 go 2 friend''s house.

On the way,

Toyota pased by.

He told the driver:

Toyota, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

Honda passed.

He again:

Honda, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

for Prado,

He again gave same compliment.

Taxi Driver got angry.

When reached the destination,

Taxi driver:

Rs.4,000 Please.

Japnese:Wht?

So much this is.

The angry drivr replied:

Txi meter

Made in Pakistan run fast ;->

Funny SMS Messages - ''FRIEND: Jb Garmi lagti hy To kia krte ho?

shama pe chala mukadma parwane ke khoon ka,

pucha gaya shama se kyun kiya khoon maasum ka,

shama boli...


parwana jawani ke nashe main jhoom raha tha,

mere agge piche ghoom raha tha,

khoon na karti to kya karti,

bhari mehfil main mujhe choom raha tha..

Funny SMS Messages - mohale ki chukeydari kon kare ga .

Itni Shiddat Se Maine Paas Hone Ki Koshish Ki Hai,

k har teacher ne mujhe marks dene ki saazish ki hai,

Ye exams bhi apne hindi filmon ki tarah hote hain,

ant tak sab kuch achha ho hi jata hai-HAPPYS ENDINGS.

Agar tum kisi paper mein paas hona chahte ho,

to saari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karane me lag jati hai,

aur agar aisa nahi hota.. to exam abhi khatam nahi hue,

SUPPLY abhi baaki hai mere dost..!

Break Up SMS Messages - Wo "ZAMANA" Chala

Achcha hai mujhe intjar nahi hai tumhara,

tum to kabhi na aane ke liye gaye ho,

tumhari kuchh yaade hai mere paas...

Sirhane ke niche dabi padi,

dil ke ek kone me,


abki aana to le jana wo sab,

jo bikhra bikhra pada hai tumhare na hone se,

mere jehan se apni yaad,

mere dil ki wo fariyaad,

tumhari kahi hui har ek baat,

tumhare dwara di hui tumhari saugaat,

or aansuo ki dhero katrane,

Funny SMS Messages - Pathan Ka Interview Tha

Easy way to kill an ant.

Mix chili powder with sugar & give it to ant.

After having that the ant will go in search

of water somewhere near a water tank.

When the ant reaches the tank,

push it into the tank,

now the ant fully soaked in water,


it wil go to dry himself near fire.

When it reaches near fire,

put a bomb in fire,

it will be injured in the blast.

Then admit the wounded ant in ICU.

Remove oxygen mask & kill it.;-)

Funny SMS Messages - piyarey or aziz dosto

A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.

"Wow!," SAID her FATHER, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"

"Wrong number," replied the GIRL... ;->

:''~'': K33P SMiLiNG :''~'':

<''"> K?r?chi RoCk3rS <"''>

Funny SMS Messages - what is the fullfor

Customer : Waiter, there''s a dead beetle in my soup.Waiter : Yes Sir, they are not very good swimmers.

Customer : Waiter, there''s a fly in my soup.Waiter : That''s all right, Sir, he won''t drink much.

Customer : Waiter, there''s a fly swimming in my soup.Waiter : So what! do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?

Customer : Waiter, what''s the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?Waiter : I wouldn''t know, Sir, I''m a waiter, not a fortune teller.

Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.Waiter : Funny? But why aren''t you laughing?